ROTW :: Volume #8 双雄碰撞

#779: The request of rare and beautiful flowers

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This really plays me! 这真是玩我啊！ Real world, Shanghai. 现实世界,魔都。 Zhou Qingfeng sits near the Huangpu River in a dining room, nearby looks for his Xiao Jinlang to meet. He to the opposite party proposed that made the person request to help to collect the hogwash oil and dining room kitchen trash extremely stunned, the more better, I bought at a high price. 周青峰坐在黄浦江边一间餐厅内,跟前来找他的萧金浪碰面。他向对方提出一个令人极其错愕的要求帮忙收集地沟油和餐厅厨余垃圾,越多越好,我高价收购。 Pū......, Xiao Jinlang tea has spurted, looks at Zhou Qingfeng with the look that looking silly * compels repeatedly, simultaneously doubt stares at his eye judgment at present this is being a real Victor Hugo normally this person of clever person, suddenly to be how remnant on the brain? 噗……,萧金浪一口茶水真的喷了出来,用看傻*逼的眼神反复看着周青峰,同时狐疑的盯着他的眼睛判断眼前这个是不是真的维克多.雨果按说这人猴精猴精的一个人,怎么突然就脑残了？ You said that your previous time received pile of obsolete obsolete munitions , the quantity the foot, used to be very suitable in the battlefield of low intensity in any case low-cost. But you suddenly said now wants the hogwash oil and sprinkling with water, but also the more better, you determined that your IQ doesn't have the money owed? 你说你前一次收一堆过时的老旧军火也就算了,反正价格便宜量又足,用在低烈度的战场还是很适合的。但你现在猛然说要地沟油和潲水,还越多越好,你确定你的智商没欠费吗？ The Zhou Qingfeng's collar was being splashed by Xiao Jinlang tea, what he did not have the face saying that who let the request extremely rare and beautiful flowers that he proposed? The solemn world-class big star, overawes the destruction Son of Heaven in world secretly, the status to become Mi mysterious mister, unexpectedly must, in receiving to sprinkle with water at this matter a say/way to arrive black. 周青峰的衣领被萧金浪一口茶水溅着了,可他没脸说啥,谁让他提出的要求太过奇葩呢？堂堂世界级的大明星,暗地里威震全球的破坏天王,身份成迷的神秘先生,居然要在收潲水这事上一条道走到黑。 „What do you want?” “你到底要啥？” „Is the food left over leftover dish and so on thing, the more better, one time comes tens of thousands hundreds of thousands tons not to have the issue.” “就是剩饭剩菜之类的东西,越多越好,一次来个几万十几万吨都没问题。” „Boy, doesn't your brain have issue? What important matter can also do? Has a look at my finger, is this several?” “小子,你脑子没问题吧？又要搞什么大事？看看我的手指,这是几？” Zhou Qingfeng ill-humored pats the Xiao Jinlang two fingers, he is filled with is the tears spits the mortise silently: When you father do want? Obtains one with great difficulty to the quantity not restricted commodity transmission jurisdiction, occupies Junqua in ‚ultra-low cost value’ in this definition. 周青峰没好气的把萧金浪的两根手指头拍下去,他满心都是泪的默默吐槽道:你当老子愿意啊？好不容易得到一个对数量不受限的物资传输权限,居然卡在‘超低价值’这个定义上。 Before Zhou Qingfeng, turns over ‚Supreme’ serial products are low value item, in the normal market is unable, the quality to be too bad. This time is more miserable, ‚ultra-low cost value’ the thing can only be the trash. 周青峰之前倒腾的‘至尊’系列产品都算是低价值物品,正常市场上根本无法,质量太差了。这次更惨,‘超低价值’的东西就只能是垃圾了。 Ordinary bricks and stones vegetation, Zhou Qingfeng must come to be also useless, only he can think sprinkles with water. This was also not initially he 50,000 tons in Japan getting so far as sprinkled with water, these physical appearance can be called the food left over leftover dish well, being choosy person can also eat. 普通的砖石草木,周青峰要来也无用,他唯一能想到的就是潲水。这还不是当初他在日本弄到的50000吨潲水,那些品相不错都可以叫做剩饭剩菜,挑挑拣拣人还可以吃。 But now this time ‚ultra-low cost value’ sprinkling with water feeds hogs continually dislikes the too inferior scale, this can meet the request of large-scale unlimited transportation. 而现在这次‘超低价值’的潲水是连喂猪都嫌太次的档次,这才能满足大规模无限制转运的要求。 „What flash news this does sprinkle with water to promote?” Xiao Jinlang has the vision that is inquiring about to ask. “这个潲水能搞出什么大新闻来？”萧金浪带着探寻的目光问道。 But Zhou Qingfeng unemotionally, only a few words: „That many idle talk, do not say that you do help?” 而周青峰面无表情,只一句话:“别那么多废话,你就说你帮不帮忙吧？” Zhou Qingfeng wants to make ‚Wasteland Trading’ come out to do this matter, but after the detailed appraisal discovered that this matter quantity little fortunately said that the quantity big words do not have the government to help not to handle absolutely. 原本周青峰是想让‘废土贸易’出来干这事的,但在详细评估后发现这事量少还好说,量大的话没有政府帮忙是绝对搞不定的。 „Gang! How to help?” Xiao Jinlang thought that the country including the munitions to you, what issue trivial did sprinkle with water with the hogwash oil also has to be inadequate? „This Shanghai 24 million population, want other does not have, hasn't the food left over leftover dish done with ease? Wants many to have!” “帮！怎么不帮？”萧金浪心想国家连军火都给你了,区区潲水和地沟油还有什么问题不成？“这魔都24000000人口,要别的没有,剩饭剩菜还不轻松搞到手？要多少都有！” „You said how much money wants?” The Zhou Qingfeng good and evil relaxes, he thinks that the following Xiao Jinlang this is bargains back and forth. “你就说要多少钱吧？”周青峰好歹松口气,他以为接下来萧金浪这是讨价还价。 But Xiao Jinlang swinging with rattle-drum, what value how much money „sprinkles with water?, Among us the relations so were also good, discussed that money does hurt feelings much? We a little small request.” 可萧金浪把头摇的跟拨浪鼓似的,“潲水什么的值几个钱？再说了,我们之间的关系这么好,谈钱多伤感情？我们就有一点小小的要求。” Did not discuss that money this must tell fortunes! 不谈钱这就是要谈命啊！ Zhou Qingfeng stares saying: „Request do not go too far! I rather discussed money.” 周青峰瞪着眼睛说道:“要求别太过分啊！我可是宁愿谈钱的。” Xiao Jinlang thought: Your boy is so clever, always the slippery hand could not find the handle. Now catches the opportunity to let off you easily? 萧金浪心想:你小子这么鬼,历来滑不溜手找不到把柄。现在逮着机会怎么能轻易放过你？ „Hehe......, Our requests are very actually simple. Your previous time not ‚t-51 b power armor’ has the hard disk given us? Inside information makes us broaden the outlook, the academicians in several mechanical and electrical aspects said this is the good thing, priceless, is worth developing thoroughly.” “呵呵呵……,其实我们的要求很简单。你上次不是把‘t-51b动力装甲’的硬盘给了我们吗？里面的信息让我们大开眼界啊,几个机电方面的院士都表示这是好东西,价值连城,值得深入开发。” Can ‚t-51 b’ hard disk takes, this is the self-satisfied work of Xiao Jinlang, has given the praise for this matter center to him directly. May more study, the home more is afraid the science and technology of American imperialists so to be unexpectedly fierce unexpectedly, did this call the person not to be how frightened? 能把‘t-51b’的硬盘拿到手,这可是萧金浪的得意之作,为这事中央直接给他发了嘉奖。可越研究啊,国内居然越害怕美帝的科技居然如此厉害,这叫人如何不惊悚？ Back then rabbit with great difficulty did a J-8, the hawk sauce starts to play f-15, that disparity sincerity looked may not, depressing. But now the similar situation also appeared, therefore....... 想当年兔子家好不容易搞个歼八,鹰酱都开始玩f-15了,那差距真心望不可及,令人沮丧。而现在同样的情况也出现了,于是……。 „The central leadership, home several academicians wants to have a look at your sets US most advanced power armor. Even if there is a disparity, where must know the disparity, is quite at heart confident.” Xiao Jinlang pointed out laughingly that „heard you fought with the fists to explode others helicopter in US, the masterstroke!” “中央领导,还有国内几个院士都想看看你那套美国最先进的动力装甲。就算有差距,也要知道差距在哪里,心里好有个底。”萧金浪笑哈哈指出,“听说你在美国一拳打爆了人家的直升机,神技啊！” „Words said that you study that t-51 b well on the line. What I use is the American does not have the half-finished product prototype of mass production, not mature plan.” Zhou Qingfeng wants to decline to this request. “话说你们好好研究那台t-51b就行啦。我用的是美国人根本没量产的半成品原型机,不成熟的方案。”周青峰对这个要求就想推辞。 But Xiao Jinlang is not silly, „you little deceived people, t-51 b looked is silly greatly stupid thick gruff goods, the fools know that you used was the advanced product. The half-finished product, the prototype, is not mature, these do not matter, the leadership transfers that wants to have a look at you to use.” 但萧金浪也不傻,“你少骗人,t-51b一看就是个傻大笨粗的憨货,傻子都知道你用的那台才是先进产品。半成品,原型机,不成熟,这些都无所谓,领导就交待想看看你用的那台。” Pulls, Xiao Jinlang bites to death is this condition performs a performance to the leader, I make 100,000 tons sprinkling with water to you. The duty of rare and beautiful flowers I do again painstakingly again tired again smelly again. 扯来扯去,萧金浪咬死就是这个条件给领导做个表演,我就给你弄100000吨的潲水。再苦再累再臭再奇葩的任务我都干。 Does not have idea! 没辙！ Zhou Qingfeng can only comply, but he requests first sprinkling with water to prepare to me, the time flies, so as to avoid sends the rancid smell to be ill-smelling, simultaneously a freighter facilitates turns away one time. 周青峰只能答应下来,但他要求先把潲水给我准备好,时间要快,免得发馊气味难闻,同时一艘货轮方便一次性转走。 Xiao Jinlang the great happiness, strikes one's chest to vouch to say immediately immediately: „ What is freighter? I use large tanker attire to you, the mobilization capability of according to government and ensure day of time handles this matter to you. 萧金浪顿时大喜,当即拍胸脯打包票说道:“货轮算什么？我给你用大型油轮装,以政府的动员能力,保证一天时间给你搞定这事。 This guarantee in writing pats sound, therefore the Shanghai municipal government receives the central order, carries on a patriotic health activity of time city range, the key point is to clean up the kitchen trash of various dining professions. 这包票拍的啪啪响,于是魔都市政府接到中央命令,搞一次全市范围的爱国卫生活动,重点是清理各家餐饮行业的厨余垃圾。 The Shanghai 20 million population, this time is really half is scolding the police not well the maintenance of social order, unexpectedly starts to care that the food left over leftover dish of my family kitchen, the specialist visits to clean up, big of slippery world checks simply! 魔都20000000人口,这次真是一半都在骂警察不好好维持社会秩序,居然开始关心我家厨房的剩饭剩菜,还有专人上门清理,简直滑天下之大稽！ How this country, decides the body to ask that I fall to think! 这国怎,定体问,我陷思！ The police who lies down innocently are also complained that this does not know the matter that bastard does, wants our full avenue house to house restaurant notice to sprinkle with water to want the uniform-process unexpectedly, cannot fall at will, must collect. 无辜躺的警察也是抱怨这不知道那个混蛋搞出来的事情,居然要我们满大街挨家餐馆通知潲水要统一处理,不能随意倾倒,要收集起来。 But the one who specifically is responsible for this matter is the person of Shanghai environmental sanitation bureau, they also complain. This except for arrangement cleaning urban public health, but must arrange the vehicles to collect to sprinkle with water specially, separates the hogwash oil, then transports to the harbor delivers to a 20 10 thousand-ton other large tanker. 而具体负责此事的是魔都环卫局的人,他们也是怨声载道。这除了安排清扫城市卫生,还要专门安排车辆去收集潲水,分离地沟油,然后运到港口送到一艘20万吨级别的大型油轮里。 For completes task in one day, the environmental sanitation bureau transferred over ten thousand trucks, mobilizing several thousand manpower, the diesel oil to burn down over a hundred million Yuan, tossed about an entire evening also really to install 1 million barrels of crude oil one large tanker packing Zhou Qingfeng expressed that this oil tanker calculated my, later transported to me sprinkles with water to use. 为了在一天内完成任务,环卫局调动了上万辆卡车,动员数万人手,柴油就烧掉上亿元,折腾一整个晚上还真把一艘能装1000000桶原油的大型油轮给装满了周青峰表示这艘油轮算我的,以后都给我运潲水用。 The Shanghai municipal government does not understand the reason of matter, the innermost feelings collapse only wants to bellow this matter also endlessly inadequate? 魔都市政府根本不明白事情的缘由,内心崩溃的只想大吼一声这事还没完没了了不成？ What is most positive to this matter is Ministry of Defence, has reimbursed this expense directly, and after the Shanghai municipal government expressed also please many coordination serve some temperament to be strange, the Sir of disposition rare and beautiful flowers, did to contribute for the Huaxia military industry. 偏偏对这事最积极的是国防部,直接报销了这次费用,并且对魔都市政府表示以后还请多多配合伺候好某个脾气怪,性格奇葩的大爷,就是为华夏国防事业做贡献了。 While convenient intelligence personnel sad Cui of Guoan must cry, they just received an analysis, appointed asked: What flash news do 100,000 tons sprinkle with water to promote? 顺带国安的情报人员悲催的要哭,他们刚刚领到一个分析任务请问:100000吨潲水能搞出什么大新闻？ This issue is really the ghost knows answer!( To be continued.) 这个问题真是鬼知道答案啊！(未完待续。) \; \;
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