„Reallyspendssuch as the running water! fathermakes moneysonot to be happy, spendsactuallywithpulling out the marrowsamelookshurts. Buyassistant mayorforfathersaid that twowords, take30,000US dollarsunexpectedly, the mouth of whichbastardisgold/metalXiangyu!”
“真是花钱如流水啊!老子赚钱都没这么痛快,花钱却跟抽髓一样看着就疼。收买个市长助理替老子说两句话,居然就要30000美元,哪个混蛋的嘴巴是金镶玉的哦!”
The bigfraudmusthavebigbreadth of spirit, not only need have the ostentation of complete set, but alsoneedbroaderstage. In this regard, Washingtonobviouslybe more preponderant than Chicago, herecasualbrickgets down, it is estimated thatcanpoundto the officials of severalministerranks.
大骗局就要有大气魄,不但要有全套的排场,还需要更加宽广的舞台。在这方面,华盛顿显然要比芝加哥更具优势,这里随便一砖头下去,估计都能砸到几个部长级别的官员。Zhou Qingfengstaysat the Mayflowerhotel of WashingtonCenterKangnienigemain road, thisisonehas the luxurioushotel of hundredyears of historyquickly, from the White Housenotfar. The hotelfills with the classicalaura, the low keyandgraceful....... Good, cansayis a little old, goodplace that but the attirecompels.周青峰住在华盛顿中心康涅尼格大道的五月花酒店,这是一家快有百年历史的奢华酒店,距离白宫没多远。酒店充满古典气息,低调而优雅……。好吧,也可以说有点旧,但是个装逼的好地方。Herelives inonelateto takeseveral thousandUS dollars, called a high-levelprostitute*childis1000 dollar per hourstarting prices, canbe admitted toherepersonnon-richlyto be expensive.
在这里住一晚就要几千美元,叫个高级婊*子都是每小时1000美元起价,能住进这里的人非富即贵。Ifdid not consider that nowUStension, Zhou Qingfengfor these dayswashappy. Sinceheis going on stageinHuaxiaconsulate in Chicago, dependedto dare saying that daresto spurtto kill the circle of USdiplomacysocial stratum, particularlysomewhatrelatedin the middle east countryvery much.
如果不考虑现在美国社会的紧张局势,周青峰这几天还是蛮开心的。自打他在华夏驻芝加哥领事馆登场,就靠敢说敢喷杀进了美国外交阶层的社交圈,尤其是在中东国家内很有几分关系。Afterspendingto mount the nnnewsto spurt the US governmentcrazily, Zhou Qingfengdisguises as‚Maxim’is the reputationrises up. The ordinaryAmericanCaucasiansdislikedhim, butMuslim of USsimplyhim, whenAllahsameregarded.
在花钱登上nn的新闻节目狂喷美国政府后,周青峰假扮的‘马克西姆’可谓是名声鹊起。普通美国白人讨厌死了他,而美国的绿教徒简直把他当真主一样看待。Butthishas the eggto use, the top layerpoliticianwas concerned with himas beforethatis just likelooked the monkeyplay is the same, reallyasked the personto be angry.
可这有卵用,顶层的政客依旧对他不闻不问,就好比看猴戏一样,实在叫人气恼。„Mr.Maxim, Ijusthelpedyoubook the meetingwithMr.Kissinger. Hisassistant said that so long asMr.Kissinger the physical conditionpermits, heis gladto chatwithyouvery much.” The attractivefemale secretaryis revealing the bigchestthigh, demonstrates itselfby the especiallysexystance.
“马克西姆先生,我刚刚帮您预约了跟基辛格先生的会面。他的助理表示,只要基辛格先生身体状况允许,他很乐意和您谈谈。”漂亮的女秘书露着大胸大腿,以格外性感的姿态展示自己。„Un.......”Zhou Qingfengis sittingbefore the window of roomliving room, the visionstares at the vehiclescrowd that on the street in a business areais coming and goingto be in a daze. Is listening to the words of female secretary, inhisheartmovessuddenly, asking of doubts: „Kissinger? ThatKissinger?”
“嗯……。”周青峰正坐在房间客厅的窗前,目光盯着街面上来来往往的车辆人群发呆。听着女秘书的话,他忽然心中一动,疑惑的问道:“基辛格?那个基辛格?”
The attractivefemale secretary came from the law school of Harvard, isbyoneself the common peoplegirl who tries hardto crawl. Shedoes not have the resistivityunder the Zhou Qingfengfieryvisionespecially, every month15,000US dollarssalarytoZhou Qingfengwithnot havingresistivity.
漂亮的女秘书来自哈佛的法学院,是个靠自己努力爬上来的平民女孩。她在周青峰炯炯有神的目光下格外没有抵抗力,对周青峰每个月15000美元的薪资跟没有抵抗力。Regarding the Zhou Qingfeng'sdoubts, female secretary not self-confidentwhispered: „Sir, what did Imake the mistake?”
对于周青峰的疑惑,女秘书不自信的低语道:“先生,我做错什么了吗?”„No.”Zhou Qingfengbeckons with the hand, „Imeant that ‚Kissinger’, Isaidcansee‚Kissinger’? That‚Kissinger’?”
“不。”周青峰摆摆手,“我是说‘基辛格’,我什么时候说要见‘基辛格’?那个‘基辛格’?”„IsHenryAlfredKissinger.”
“就是亨利阿尔弗雷德基辛格。”
......!
啊……!„WhichAmericandiplomatisveryrenowned.”
“就是很著名的哪位美国外交家。”
......!
啊……!„IsUSformersecretary of state, the USoriginalnational security adviser, expert in international issue.”
“就是美国前国务卿,美国原国家安全顾问,国际问题专家。”
......!
啊……!
The female secretarysaidoneevery time, Zhou Qingfengwithreceiving an electric shockhemp. Hemptofinallyhistwodelay.
女秘书每说一句,周青峰就跟触电般麻一下。麻到最后他两眼都呆滞了。Kissinger? The treasure, youare cracking a joke!
基辛格?宝贝,你在开玩笑吧!Ihave not thoughtmustseeKissinger!
我没想过要见基辛格啊!HenryAlfredKissinger, this year over 90 years old, are the living fossils of USDiplomatic circles. Othershave seeninthe 1970sthistowardgreat-grandfathergreat-grandmother'sperson, the Sino-USdiplomacyopens up the perspectivebyhim. Is hewillingto seemythistypicalparallel importunexpectedly?
亨利阿尔弗雷德基辛格,今年已经90多岁了,是美国外交界的活化石。人家可是在上世纪七十年代见过本朝太祖的人,中美外交就是靠他打开局面的。他居然愿意见我这个地地道道的水货?Looked that the Zhou Qingfeng'sfaceis somewhat dull, the female secretaryhurriesto continueto explain: „Don't yourequestmeto contact with the senior members of USDiplomatic circlesas far as possible? ThereforeIgiveallUSsenior members who Icanfindto telephone, send the mail, Mr.Kissingerisfirstexpresses willingnesswith the person who youmeet.”
看周青峰的脸有些呆,女秘书赶紧继续解释道:“您不是要求我尽可能的联系美国外交界的高层人士吗?所以我给我能找到的所有美国高层人士打电话,发邮件,基辛格先生是第一个表示愿意和您见面的人。”Butfatherhas not calledyouto contact withKissinger!
可老子没叫你联系基辛格啊!
The Zhou Qingfeng'sexpressionbecomesextremelystrange, hesaidto the female secretary: „Youdounusualis good, is good!”周青峰的表情变得极其古怪,他对女秘书说道:“你做的非常好,非常棒!”„Thanks!” The female secretaryhas delivered the toneimmediately, said with a smilesweetlyoneselfis onlycompletelyownresponsibility.
“谢谢!”女秘书当即送了口气,甜甜笑道自己只是尽自己的职责。ButZhou Qingfeng at heartagainmiserablehowlingonesaid that mustfishfishes the bigfish, whoknows that fishes such bigfish! Mr.Kissinger, were yousenile dementia? Howto hitmythisto come?
而周青峰则在心里再次惨嚎一声都说要钓就钓大鱼,谁知道钓上这么大一条鱼!基辛格先生,您是老年痴呆了吧?怎么就撞到我这来了?Asked the godto be easyto deliver the godto be difficult, pleasecome out the oldmonster of thistype of USPolitical arena, how can thisscenetidy up?
请神容易送神难,把这种美国政坛的老怪物请出来,这个场面要如何收拾?Butthis was also onlyjuststarted, drummed up support the fermentationalreadyseveraldays. AfterKissingerexpressed willingnessto meet, in the eveningsomepeopleare unsolicited, had foundZhou Qingfeng.
可这还只是刚刚开始,造势酝酿已经好几天。在基辛格表示愿意见面后,当晚又有人不请自来,找到了周青峰。„Mydearchild, whatyoudo was really good!”Puts on the old man of Arabictraditionalclothingvoluntarilyto requestto see‚Maxim’, inhissubordinatereport the reputationSaudi Arabiaking of oneselflord*storageMohammedthisNayifu.
“我亲爱的孩子,你做的真是太棒了!”一个穿阿拉伯传统服饰的老头主动要求见‘马克西姆’,他的手下报上了自己主子的名头沙特王*储穆罕默德本纳依夫。„Youare the hero of ourArab world, Iverylonghad not seenyoulike thisyoung and promisingchild. Youare unable to say a wordat the television debate, did you who thatdamnMiddle Eastspecial envoyrefutesknowmehappilyat that time? Imustcheerforyou!”
“你是我们阿拉伯世界的英杰,我已经很久没有看到你这样的年轻有为的孩子了。你在电视辩论上把那个该死的中东特使驳斥的无法言语,你知道我当时有多高兴吗?我都要为你欢呼!”
The Saudi Arabiankings*storedsixty years old, byage, whenGrandpaZhou Qingfeng'ssufficed. Meetsheto holdZhou Qingfengto kiss and post, Helenaspeciallyhas trainedhisetiquetteabout the Arab world, hewantsto shuntreallyat the scene.
沙特王*储六十几岁了,论年龄当周青峰的爷爷都够。一见面他就抱着周青峰又亲又贴,要不是海伦娜专门培训过他关于阿拉伯世界的礼仪,他真想当场躲开。„UncleNayifu, cansomepeopleunderstandmevery muchhappily. Istem fromcompletelyto the irreverence of Allah, hopes that canchange our Arabstatus of internationally. Ialsohope that canbystrength of the, changes the chaotic situation of Mideast, for this reasonIam willingto pay all my.”
“纳依夫叔叔,很高兴能有人理解我。我完全出自对真主的虔诚,希望能改变我们阿拉伯人在国际上的地位。我也希望能以一己之力,改变中东地区的乱局,为此我愿意付出我的一切。”
The words of being sinceresaidthatZhou Qingfengwere moved. May at heartsilentlyspit the troughfatherwithhimobviouslyis the descendants of Yan &\; Yellow Emperors, todeceive peopleunexpectedlyhas become the Arab.
情真意切的话语说完,周青峰自己都感动了。可跟着他就在心里默默吐槽老子明明是炎黄子孙,为了骗人居然成了阿拉伯人。„Child, after yourtelevision debateworld sensation, Isend forinvestigatingyou, youunexpectedlyalso are really the person of MaximFamily. Heard that youstudies abroadafterBritainhas not gone home, Ialsothink that yougave upyourbelief and dignity, butyourperformancemademesurprised!”
“孩子,你的电视辩论轰动世界后,我就派人调查过你,你居然还真是马克西姆家族的人。听说你在英国留学后就没回过家,我还以为你已经放弃了自己的信仰和尊严,可你的表现太让我惊讶了!”oldKing*storagelooks atZhou Qingfengisextremelysatisfied, accomplishing a task with ease that hand of hisdressing upfromHelena, compels the excellenttechnology that makeshimdisplayluckily.
老王*储看周青峰是极其满意,幸好他的装扮来自海伦娜之手,逼的高超技术让他表现的游刃有余。„Hehe.......”Zhou Qingfenghas smiledone, accompaniesoldKing*storageto sit downto chat, simultaneouslyis having a sense of responsibility and carrying a heavy loadfeelingsaid: „ Ihave feltmustdisseminate the key of AllahbeliefnotinourMiddle East, butin the world, exactlysaidin the US.
“呵呵呵……。”周青峰笑了一通,陪着老王*储坐下聊天,同时带着一股责任感和负重感说道:“我一直觉着要传播真主信仰的关键不在我们中东而在世界,确切的说在美国。Ihave preparedmanyyears, wantsto makeoursoundson the USmedia, butlooks likeoris beset with difficultiesnow. USupper circles of societytoourprejudicesandarrogantsimplyingrained. ”
我准备了很多年,想要在美国媒体上发出我们自己的声音,但现在看来还是困难重重。美国上流社会对我们的偏见和傲慢简直根深蒂固。”
Speaking of the American, a commontargetstood erect. Oneoldonefew, reallyfaketwoArabsstartto give scolding the Middle Eastpolicy of US. Scoldedfor quite a while, oldKing*storagefeltfor a long timeoneselfhave not scoldedsohappy, heaskedon own initiative: „Maxim, Iplansto helpyou.”
说到老美,一个共同的靶子就竖立起来。一老一少,一真一假两个阿拉伯人就开始纷纷痛骂美国的中东政策。骂了半天,老王*储感觉自己很长时间没有骂的如此痛快,他主动问道:“马克西姆,我打算帮助你。”
......, Leadingmeto know the USupper circles of society?
啊……,带我认识美国上流社会?Whoknows that othersseniorcrown prince the ginsengabout the Zhou Qingfeng'sturbid water, whereothersdoes not bring the check bookfrom the assistant, has signed a checktohim.
谁知道人家老王储才不参合周青峰的浑水,人家从助理哪里拿来支票簿,唰唰唰签了张支票给他。„Child, doeswell! The future of Arab worlddepended onyourlike thispromisingyouth.”oldKing*storagegivesZhou Qingfeng the check.
“孩子,好好干!阿拉伯世界的未来就靠你这样的有为青年了。”老王*储把支票递给周青峰。Zhou Qingfenglowers the head, fastcountedonenext10 millionUS dollarsto succeed in obtaining!周青峰一低头,快速的数了一下10000000美元到手!
The local tyrants, chattedgive10 million, makingusforeverbe the friend!
土豪,聊个天就给10000000,让我们永远做朋友吧!End, oldKing*storagealsoglanced the eyeto follow the attractivefemale secretarysideZhou Qingfeng, ambiguoussaying with a smile: „ Maxim, youlikes the custom of European and Americangirlnot changing. Howevermustcarry on the enterprise of Allah, marries the misses in Arabto be quite good.
末了,老王*储还瞟了眼跟在周青峰身边的漂亮女秘书,暧昧的笑道:“马克西姆,你喜欢欧美女郎的习惯还是没改。不过要继承真主的事业,还是娶阿拉伯的姑娘比较好。Inmy familyseveralgranddaughtershave not gotten married, hasfromnineyears old to18years old, each one is very attractivegently. Perhapson that dayIcangiveyouto introduce. Youwantto marryseveralnot to have the issue! ”
我家里好几个孙女还没嫁人,从九岁到18岁都有,个个都很漂亮温柔。也许那天我可以给你介绍一下。你想娶几个都没有问题!”Ha......, Twomenlaughtogether. Smilesveryhappily, smilesvery muchyearned.
哈哈哈……,两个男人一起大笑。一个笑得很开心,一个笑得很向往。LetterAllahcanmarryfourwives, canconsider?( To be continued.)
信真主可以娶四个老婆,要不要考虑一下?(未完待续。)
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