ROTW :: Volume #6 东京热

#647: Jet changes Japan

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This year should nobody not know that what ‚Viagra’ is? Famous US Pfizer drugs manufacture by it in global making money large bundle. From the learning, this blue small pill treats the functionality barrier, to put it bluntly is makes the man suffice to suffice hardly, and does not have the side effect. 这年头应该没人不知道‘万艾可’是啥吧？大名鼎鼎的美国辉瑞制药靠它在全球大把大把的赚钱。从学术上来讲,这蓝色的小药丸是治疗功能性障碍,说白了就是让男人够硬够强,而且没副作用。 What sickness but you know this tablet of hundred medicine earliest to treat the development? Right......, Heart disease. It is said because 70 many old men the heart disease have taken this medicine, a few days after found the doctor saying that came to me again, this medicine was good. 可你知道这一片百来块的药最早是为治疗什么病而研制的么？对……,心脏病。据说有70多的老头因为心脏病吃了这药,没几天又找医生说给我再来点,这药太棒了。 Also frequently some people access the net to ask: Do I have the heart disease also to take ‚Viagra’? 还经常有人上网问:我有心脏病还能吃‘伟哥’吗？ Hehe......, That gadget treated the heart disease to use. 呵呵呵……,那玩意本来就是治疗心脏病用的。 But now, the Wulong matter in another medicine ran no wonder coyly to express that ‚Jet’ also had the mysterious effect, originally this gadget can strengthen the male largely the ability. Moreover the words that the men and women eat together can also enhance the sex life the joyful degree, is really asks people one grain to become addicted, is unable to give absolutely. 而现在,又一个医药方面的乌龙事跑出来了难怪麦朗扭扭捏捏的表示‘杰特’还有神奇效果,原来这玩意能大幅强化男性啪啪啪的能力。而且男女同吃的话还能提高性生活的愉悦程度,果然是叫人一粒就上瘾,绝对无法割舍。 Looks that in bar night shop several live palace of the crown prince that reserves a room performs, Zhou Qingfeng whispers secretly: I have sufficed luckily, does not need this gadget. 看着酒吧夜店里十几个包房内上演的活春宫,周青峰暗自嘀咕道:幸好我已经够强了,不需要这玩意。 But the people of the world really need! 但世界人民很需要啊！ The men hope oneself can high quickly be stronger, if a piece of small pill can solve the problem, the benefitting world, did advance the human civilization? 男人都希望自己能更高更快更强,如果一片小药丸就能解决问题,岂不是造福世界,推进人类文明了？ ‚Viagra’ is lets merely enough hardly, new Jet that develops solely does not strengthen the body, what is more important is it can make the person spirit joyful, this is equal to the formidable function. If among the men and women wants to do some matter that likes handling, needed mutually, not to need now, the medicine directly makes the man firm, making the woman moist. ‘万艾可’仅仅是让够硬而已,麦朗研制的新型杰特不单单强化身体,更重要的是它能让人精神愉悦,这等于是强大的作用。男女之间如果想做点爱做的事情,原本还需要相互,现在连都不需要,药物就直接让男人刚强,让女人湿润。 No wonder the people of Xintien Group excitedly will arrive to explode, express willingness to sell the entire Japan this medicine. ‚Jet’ the effect broke people's cognition to the narcotics seriously, is the revolutionary creation. It has been separated from narcotic that vulgar interest, sublimated to the level of natural culture directly. 难怪新田组的人会兴奋到爆,表示愿意将这种药卖到全日本。‘杰特’的效果当真打破了人们对毒品的认知,是革命性的创造。它都已经脱离毒品那点低级趣味,直接升华到性文化的层次了。 The group leaders of Xintien Group have a dreadful expression to say with a smile: „We should promote this drugs to the government application, it can certainly solve many social concerns.” 新田组的小头目带着点猥琐的语气笑道:“我们应该向政府申请推广这种药品,它一定能解决很多社会问题。” Anything......, Solves the social concern? You are teasing me! 什么……,解决社会问题？你是在逗我吧！ Perhaps ‚Jet’ does not harm like the common narcotics greatly, but is also insufficient to obtain the situation that the government promotes. That small develops it at the angle of narcotics, but do you want to treat as one medicine formally it unexpectedly? 也许‘杰特’不像一般毒品那样危害巨大,但也不至于到获得政府推广的地步吧。麦朗那个小可是以毒品的角度研制它的,可你们居然想把它当做一种正儿八经的药物？ What social concern can it solve? 它能解决什么社会问题？ The group leaders of Xintien Group have traded the vice- face, very earnestly very serious saying: „ Japan has many issues, becomes aging, youngest son is especially serious, the young people do not marry do not even have a child, a senile society will not have in the future, but the government will not have means. 新田组的小头目又换了副面孔,很认真很严肃的说道:“日本的社会有很多问题,其中老龄化,少子化尤为严重,年轻人都不结婚甚至不生孩子,一个衰老的社会是没有未来的,可政府对此没有一点办法。 Now media investigation about half young woman unexpectedly maiden, but the dwelling male will only look at the animation lu control/tube, this is really the huge shame. But we can solve this problem, so long as makes the young people take this mysterious medicine, the future of Japan will be hopeful. 现在媒体调查近半的年轻女性居然还是处女,而宅男只会看动漫撸管,这真是巨大的耻辱。可我们能解决这个问题啊,只要让年轻人都吃这种神奇的药物,日本的未来就有希望了。 Moreover the person who Japan takes drugs now were too many, how many people therefore degenerate? How many families therefore collapse? If can use ‚Jet’ substitution narcotics, will reduce many crimes, this is also the greatest merit. 而且日本现在吸毒的人太多了,多少人因此而堕落？多少家庭因此而崩溃？如果能用‘杰特’替代毒品,将会减少很多犯罪,这也是莫大的功劳。 This drugs were really good! Lin-san, please allow me to extend the most sincere respect to you, you are really the friends of our Japanese. We will certainly always remember your kindness. ” 这种药品实在是太好了！林桑,请允许我向您致以最真诚的敬意,您真是我们日本人的朋友。我们一定会铭记您的恩惠。” Pū......, A Zhou Qingfeng old blood spurts my his mother when has become the old friend of Japanese people? 噗……,周青峰一口老血喷出来我他娘的啥时候成了日本人民的老朋友？ This serious talks nonsense, keeping Zhou Qingfeng from refuting. The face that but Xintien Group group leader being concerned about country and people so made one admire, followed to be moved in nearby other partners must burst into tears. 这一本正经的瞎扯淡,让周青峰都无法反驳。可新田组小头目一副忧国忧民的面孔却是如此的令人敬佩,以至于跟在一旁的其他同伙都感动的要流泪了。 Has to make a mistake? Transforms such big into wool your world outlooks? 有没有搞错？为毛你们的世界观转变如此之大？ You are only one crowd harass the society, being domineering and tyrannical Yakuza, your themselves deals in narcotics, is good? How the style did one turn into the noble-minded patriot who must solve the social concern? Does the work of your gangster mass organization having a bright future well, do not think oneself are Japanese prime minister! 你们只是一群扰乱社会,横行霸道的雅库扎,你们本身就贩毒,好不好？怎么画风一下就变成要解决社会问题的爱国志士了？好好干你们黑帮社团这份前途远大的工作,别以为自己是日本首相啊！ „Uh-huh......, Since ‚Jet’ effect was obvious to all, makes us discuss this price issue.” Zhou Qingfeng is not the great internationalism soldier, it does not want to do anything to change the great cause of Japan. This year makes the small ground and soaked black beans to be quite realistic. “嗯哼……,既然‘杰特’的效果已经有目共睹,还是让我们来讨论一下这个价钱问题吧。”周青峰又不是伟大的国际主义战士,它才不想搞什么改变日本的伟大事业。这年头赚小钱钱比较现实。 „Hi, Lin-san taught was very reasonable. Any issue is the economic problem. We should try hard for this reason.” Person neat bowing of Xintien Group, the group leader is sincere saying: „Makes us use the small strength, comes up the change history from the basis.” “嗨,林桑教导的很有道理。任何问题都是经济问题。我们应该为此而努力。”新田组的人齐刷刷的一鞠躬,小头目更是恳切的说道:“让我们用自己微小的力量,从根本上来改变历史吧。” To this shooting the breeze, Zhou Qingfeng flipped the supercilious look, asked: „What narcotics now do the Japanese like? How the price calculates.” 对这种高谈阔论,周青峰翻了翻白眼,问道:“现在日本人都喜欢什么毒品？价格怎么算。” „Hemp and methamphetamine hydrochloride, one gram methamphetamine hydrochloride price of sales terminal exceeds 70,000 Japanese Yen.” The group leaders are familiar to these matters. “大麻和冰毒,销售终端的一克冰毒价格超过70000日元。”小头目对这些事是耳熟能详。 One gram methamphetamine hydrochloride 70,000 Japanese Yen,......, Other entire world place has such expensive narcotics again. 70,000 Japanese Yen are equal to more than 4500 RMB, this simply expensive oddness. Therefore the poisonous peddlers of entire world want to do the business of Japanese, too damn gained. 一克冰毒就70000日元,啧啧啧……,全世界再别的地方有这么贵的毒品。70000日元相当于4500多软妹币,这简直贵的离谱。所以全世界的毒贩子都想做日本人的生意,太他妈的赚了。 Zhou Qingfeng has pondered over, said: „My this grain ‚Jet’ is 0.5 grams, now is in the promoted time, the wholesale price gives you to want 10,000 Japanese Yen, Ok?” 周青峰琢磨了一下,说道:“我这一粒‘杰特’是0.5克,现在处于推广期,批发价给你们只要10000日元,可以吗？” The Xintien Group is only the Yakuza organization of Tokyo lowest level, their marketing channels were almost the terminals. But Zhou Qingfeng reduced middle exploiting layer upon layer, yields profit over 60-70% directly, so long as this handed over buys to be equal to wasting money white to this group of Yakuza. 新田组只是东京最底层的雅库扎组织,它们的销售渠道就差不多是终端了。而周青峰减少了中间的层层盘剥,直接让利超过百分之六七十,这只要转手一买等于是白送钱给这帮雅库扎了。 So long as a little computing power, knows that this is how the business of sudden and huge profits. The people of Xintien Group were excited to the extreme immediately, now looked that Zhou Qingfeng looks at Helper to be the same simply, wishes one could to kneel to knock several knocks immediately. 只要有点计算能力,都知道这是多么暴利的生意。新田组的人当即兴奋到了极点,现在看周青峰简直就更看活菩萨一样,恨不能立刻跪下来磕几个响头。 „I have a request, the collection that before sprinkled with water cannot stop, I also needed various types to choose the food left over leftover dish, moreover must make as soon as possible to me, the more better. In order to boost your work enthusiasms, I decided that by sprinkling with water quantity receiving in exchange that you provide ‚Jet’ quota.” “不过我有个要求,之前潲水的收集不能停,我还需要各种挑选过的剩饭剩菜,而且必须尽快给我弄来,越多越好。为了激励你们的工作热情,我决定以你们提供的潲水数量换取‘杰特’配额。” Oh......, Zhou Qingfeng this request raises, the hearts of several Xintien Group members immediately cool half. They also think oneself found has sprinkled with water the method of richer way compared with the collection, finally transfers one unable to leave to sprinkle with water? 哇啊……,周青峰这个要求一提,几个新田组成员的心头顿时凉半截。他们还以为自己找到了比收集潲水更有钱途的门路,结果转一圈还是离不开潲水啊？ „Hi, asking Lin-san to feel relieved that we met certainly your any request.” The group leaders clench teeth to comply, so long as can make money, the hiring works and that's the end. By the unemployment rate and employment status of present Japan, the person who has not worked is good to look. “嗨,请林桑放心,我们一定满足您的任何要求。”小头目是一咬牙答应下来,只要能赚钱,招人来干活就是了。以现在日本的失业率和就业情况,没工作的人太好找了。 When ten kilograms, 200,000 after over grains ‚Jet’ pill loses, the people of Xintien Group must explode immediately. This was equal to that they must expand the range and quantity that the collection sprinkles with water in a short time once more, was equal to that a big wealth delivers to their hands. 而当十来公斤,超过200000粒‘杰特’药丸丢出来后,新田组的人顿时都要炸了。这等于他们要在短时间内再次扩大收集潲水的范围和数量,也等于一大笔财富送到他们手里。 „Gentlemen, together diligently! We will sprinkle with water to start from the collection, change Japan.” Several Japanese swearing of formally, are solemn and respectful and dignified, the atmosphere is strong. The person who does not know also thinks that they are doing big enterprise. “诸君,一起努力吧！我们将从收集潲水开始,改变日本。”几个日本人正儿八经的立誓,肃穆而庄严,气氛浓重。不知道的人还以为他们是在干一番大事业似的。 Zhou Qingfeng in holds volume that the one side looks, but secret calculates that seems like he gains many. 周青峰在一旁看的扶额不已,只是暗暗一算,貌似他才是赚最多的。
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