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#639: What can the next time be?

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America, 大美利坚,, „? Was our nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarine compelled the water surface?” One that US Navy Director for Operations Gelinnate rubs has stood after the desk, the vision in eye probably sees the comet to hit Earth to be generally panic-stricken, „you gave me to say again. Asked everybody to search to look most entire! Novel” “？我们的一艘弹道导弹核潜艇被人逼出了水面？”美国海军作战部长格林纳特蹭的一下从办公桌后站了起来,眼中的目光就好像看见彗星撞击地球一般惊恐,“你给我再说一遍。请大家搜索看最全！的小说” The adjutant is also sweating profusely, saying that the glib lips shiver all over: „Accident place in South China Sea, ‚Ohio’ class nuclear-powered submarine just embarked from the Changi naval port, shortly after has met besieging of Huaxia fishing boat, is forced to surface.” 副官也是满头大汗,嘴皮子乱抖的说道:“出事的地点在南中国海,一艘‘俄亥俄’级核潜艇刚刚从新加坡樟宜军港出发,没多久就遇到了华夏渔船的围攻,被迫浮出水面。” „?” The minister feels that should turn the calendar, has a look today is on April 1 fool's day, „you determined that you today substance abuse? Meets the fishing boat to surface, when did the navy of our America become such weak?” “？”部长阁下觉着是不是该去翻一下日历,看看今天是不是四月一号愚人节,“你确定自己今天没嗑药？遇到渔船就浮出水面,我们大美利坚的海军什么时候变得这么弱了？” If the fishing boat can handle nuclear-powered submarine, what the serviceman of entire world also does mix? The suicide considers as finished! 要是渔船就能搞定核潜艇,全世界的军人还混个啥？自杀算了！ A short time the adjutant does not talk clearly, can only describe probably: „It is said by the propeller that the drag net of fishing boat ties down, causing the super revolving the propeller to have the vibration, causes the Louisiana after body section water leakage, for safety the captain has to surface the boat urgently.” 一时半会副官也说不清楚,只能大概描述道:“据说是被渔船的拖网缠住的螺旋桨,导致高速旋转的螺旋桨发生震动,导致‘路易斯安娜’号的尾舱漏水,为了安全起见艇长不得不紧急上浮。” His mother *, really he meow point back flatter! 他娘*的,真他喵的点背阿！ „ Sea area of accident had been controlled by the Huaxia navy, where they have sent out several main warships and dozens fighter aircraft have blocked. Now we had overtaken in the Stennis aircraft carrier of Changi naval port, are stationed in rb US seventh fleet also to send out to Huaxia to exert pressure. “出事的海域已经被华夏海军控制,他们派出了十几艘主力军舰和几十架战机封锁了哪里。现在我们在樟宜军港的‘斯坦尼斯’号航母已经赶了过去,驻扎rb的第七舰队也全体出动向华夏施压。 But that group of Chinese are very strong, expressed strong dissatisfaction through the diplomatic channel, thinks that we have to provoke attempt of nuclear war, they are trying to detain our that nuclear-powered submarines. 但那帮中国人很强硬,已经通过外交途径表示强烈不满,认为我们有挑起核战争的企图,他们正试图扣押我们的那艘核潜艇。 According to our intelligence personnel's monitoring, Huaxia entered the army mobilization the first-level combat readiness, all nuclear-powered submarines left the harbor, the vehicle-borne intercontinental ballistic missile of combat readiness duty vanish completely. Mao bear also expressed the strong condemnation, they mobilized oneself nuclear power. 据我们情报人员的监控,华夏已经进入全军动员的一级战备,所有核潜艇都已经离开港口,战备值班的车载洲际弹道导弹全部消失。毛熊也表示强烈谴责,他们将自己的核力量动员了起来。 France expressed cautious attitude, but they also started the counter-attack method of nucleus bundle. Now in five permanent members, supports only our only then spoiled country. ” 就连法国都表示谨慎态度,但他们也启动了核捆绑的反击手段。现在五个常任理事国中,唯一还支持我们的就只有腐国了。” This he meow is playing with fire! 这他喵的都在玩火啊！ The Director for Operations hears here entire brain in humming sound to call, America carried on the combat readiness cruise of nuclear-powered ballistic missile submarine since the 1960s, has completed more than 4000 this duty to the present. Now unexpectedly in the sewers capsizes, was given the pit by the drag net of fishing boat. 作战部长听到这里整个脑子都在嗡嗡叫,大美利坚自从上世纪六十年代开始进行弹道导弹核潜艇的战备巡航,这种任务到现在都已经完成4000多次了。现在居然阴沟里翻船,被渔船的拖网给坑了一把。 In the past had an accident is Mao bear the nuclear-powered submarines, killed own Kursk including oneself, this was the people of entire world looks at the joke. Now this bad luck matter falls on the American head unexpectedly has tied down by the drag net of fishing boat has to surface the boat, can this matter also again bad luck? 过去出事都是毛熊的核潜艇,包括自己炸死自己的‘库尔斯克’号,这都是全世界的人民看笑话。现在这种倒霉事居然落在美国人头上了被渔船的拖网缠住不得不上浮,这事还能再倒霉点吗？ Did not wait for minister Sir to find out solution, the telephone on tabletop started to make a sound crazily, he met one hear to say hastily with deep veneration: „Yes, president,.......” 不等部长大人想出解决办法,桌面上的电话已经开始疯狂的响了起来,他接起来一听连忙肃然说道:“是的,总统阁下,……。” Compels the strategic nuclear submarine of hawk sauce to surface the boat, Zhonghua is the earliest possible time spreads over the entire world the news. The news passes to the US, free people expressed oneself cannot believe that my America such great strength, how many fishermen a submarine was given to handle unexpectedly, is this possible?. 逼着鹰酱的战略核潜艇上浮,种花家是第一时间就把消息传遍全世界。消息传到美国,自由的人民都表示自己不敢相信我大美利坚如此之强大,一艘潜艇居然被几个渔民给搞定,这怎么可能？。 From the beginning when also the Zhonghua media comedy, result and other fishermen photography of the pictures disseminate on the spot, all people for this reason stare big eyeball matter to drop unexpectedly really! 一开始还当种花家的媒体在搞笑,结果等渔民们现场拍摄的照片传播开,所有人都为此瞪大眼珠子这事居然是真滴啊！ Moreover from picture, fishermen after joyfully celebrating, does not know that who called people ‚buying at a high price submarine deafen tile’, therefore the American noticed that since the industrious Chinese fishermen held all tools that in the hand can find, skinned to Louisiana. 而且从照片上来看,渔民们在欢庆过后,不知道谁叫人一声‘高价收购潜艇消音瓦啊’,于是美国人就看到勤劳的中国渔民操起手里能找到的所有工具,一个劲的给‘路易斯安娜’号剥皮。 Solely has not skinned, although the submarine cannot go, but outside equipment are also many! Several hours, rear nuclear-powered submarine opened the mouth, deposited in inside towing sonar probably pulled fish intestines living pulling is walked. 不单单是剥皮了,虽然潜艇内部进不去,但外面的设备也不少啊！几个小时的时间,核潜艇尾部就被人开了个口子,存放在里面的拖曳声呐就好像扯鱼肠似的被人活生生的扯走了。 You said that the ordinary fisherman couldn't do this matter? I also think that can not be definitely ordinary the influence that the special-purpose cutting tools and specialists send with the helicopter after all, looks like fisherman who although they put on. 你说普通渔民干不了这事？我也是这么认为的,毕竟能用直升机把专用切割工具和专业人员送来的势力肯定不一般,虽然他们都穿的像渔民。 But slowly, let alone the towing sonar, camouflaged the fisherman even to cut open the missile launching access panel of nuclear-powered submarine bold. Also came several to wear the fellow of thick spectacle lenses, directed one group of powerful and brave fishermen obstinately in the launching silo ‚trident’ d5 submarine-launched intercontinental ballistic missile warhead opening one section, joyfully brought the thing to run. 而慢慢的别说拖曳声呐了,胆大包天的伪装渔民甚至切开了核潜艇的导弹发射舱盖。又来了几个戴着厚厚眼镜片的家伙,指点一帮孔武有力的渔民愣是把发射井里的‘三叉戟’d5潜射洲际导弹弹头给拆了一截,快快乐乐的带着东西就跑了。 Does running over that the warship of final American catches up with tightly catches up with slowly, Louisiana is just like the death fish that was ripped the scale to flutter in the sea, on it is the fisherman who one crowd confiscates family's property diligently. Sees this scene, the American can spit blood to spit! 搞到最后美国人的军舰紧赶慢赶的跑过来,‘路易斯安娜’号就好比被剥去鱼鳞的死鱼般飘在大海上,它身上全是一群勤快抄家的渔民。看到这场景,美国人能吐血吐死！ But waits for this matter to spread, Mao bear have a scare. May yell with boss: „Rabbit, I support you to be only clever the hawk to do with that. The clever hawk does not give you in South China Sea the face, finds the opportunity to truncate it, should not be lenient.” 而等这事传扬开,就连毛熊都是吓一大跳。可跟着普老大就大叫道:“兔子,我支持你跟那只贼鹰干一场。贼鹰在南海不给你面子,找机会削它,千万别手软。” In order to reduce oneself in the pressure of Middle East, Mao bear first jumps to obloquy the hawk sauce influence world peace, and firm standing on the side of rabbit. The Zhonghua elders expressed gratitude. 为了减轻自己在中东的压力,毛熊第一个跳出来大骂鹰酱影响世界和平,并且坚定的站在兔子家一边。种花家的长老们对此表示感谢。 Facing the scene of catching one with the goods, hawk sauce refuses stubbornly to admit mistakes, expression ‚has put our submarines quickly, we have freedom that navigates in South China Sea’. 面对人赃俱获的场面,鹰酱还是死不认错,一个劲的表示‘快把我们的潜艇放了,我们有在南中国海航行的自由’。 „That is my territorial waters, your nuclear-powered submarine runs over wants to stir up trouble!” “那是我的领海,你的核潜艇跑过来是想挑事！” „That is not your territorial waters, we have the international arbitration.” “那不是你的领海,我们有国际仲裁。” „Nonsense arbitration, we do not recognize.” “狗屁仲裁,我们根本不认。” „Does not recognize must press you to recognize, my fist is big.” “不认也要压着你认,我的拳头大。” „Fears you? Father 60 years ago also has with you have done, must hit hits.” “怕你啊？老子60年前又不是没跟你干过,要打就来打。” World two strongest country such noisy half a month, Mary of entire world also jumps the hope world peace. The final result lets it go as before. 世界两个最强的国家就这么吵吵嚷嚷的半个月,全世界的圣母也跳出来祈求世界和平。最后的结果依旧是不了了之。 Finally helplessly looks that Louisiana dragged away by the American, all descendants of Yan &\; Yellow Emperors want to suppress the tone at heart. Back then ‚Wang Wei incident’, we fell the airplane, died the person, how finally can? Spied on the US forces aircraft crew in our country has become the hero of American. 最后眼睁睁的看着那艘‘路易斯安娜’号被美国人拖走,所有的炎黄子孙都要在心里憋口气。想当年‘王伟事件’,我们摔了飞机,死了人,最后又能如何？窥探我们国家的美军机组人员成了美国人的英雄。 Has the small rabbit to resent scolded: „Are we so weak? Daily looks the warship of American shakes in our main house gate, means do not have. Are we very really bad?” 有小兔子愤恨的骂道:“我们怎么这么软弱？天天看着美国人的军舰在我们家门口晃悠,却一点办法都没有。难道我们真的很差么？” When the matter occurred, Zhou Qingfeng also in rb. Saw that the media of foot trough chicken support oneself adoptive father one-sided, he also infuriated sends the mail to give Xiao Jinlang: „Lying trough, can you a little use? Did that submarine such in vain make the person dragging away?” 事情发生时,周青峰还在rb呢。看到脚盆鸡的媒体一边倒的支持自己干爹,他也火冒三丈的发邮件给萧金浪:“卧槽,你们能不能有点用啊？那艘潜艇就这么白白又让人给拖走了？” Xiao Jinlang returns to a Zhou Qingfeng helpless forced smile, actually patient saying: „ Thinks more than 30 years ago, are we big with the disparity in US? Thinks more than 60 years ago, are we big with the disparity of world? 萧金浪回周青峰一个无奈的苦笑,却又耐心的说道:“想想30多年前,我们跟美国的差距多大？想想60多年前,我们跟世界的差距多大？ Rome is not one day completes, we are not one day can dominate Earth, a US day will not collapse. In these years, how many people, because leaves this country disappointedly , do how many people exhaust quietly working hard of painstaking care? 罗马不是一天建成的,我们也不是一天就能称霸地球的,美国也不会一天就崩溃。这几十年来,有多少人因为失望离开这个国家,又有多少人耗尽心血的埋头苦干？ Hits , can we win? The young people, other full belly hated. Thing that although you make to country formidable is very helpful, but before us , the schoolwork that owes were too many. Therefore ......., Works hard! ” 真打起来,我们打得赢吗？年轻人,别满肚子怨恨了。虽然你弄来的东西对国家的强大很有帮助,但我们之前欠下的功课太多了。所以…….,努力去工作！” ......, Cannot endure! 哇呀呀呀……,不能忍呐！ Zhou Qingfeng indicated: „I am also a Chinese, is good? This humiliation also has my one. father refuses to accept, father......, The father looks for the black science and technology to go. This whole life did with the hawk sauce, I did not believe me to do do not turn it.” 周青峰表示:“我也是中国人,好不好？这份屈辱也有我的一份。老子不服,老子……,老子去找黑科技去。这辈子跟鹰酱干上了,我就不信我干不翻它。” „What? The boys do not walk, talks clearly to me, what can you make?” Xiao Jinlang closely examines again and again, but Zhou Qingfeng of mail that head had not responded. His god, mused once more: This boy does a time matter is a flash news, the previous time was the pit the destroyer of American, this time was the nuclear-powered submarine of pit American, what next can time be?) “啥？小子别走,给我说清楚,你到底要弄什么？”萧金浪连连追问,可邮件那头的周青峰已经没回应了。他再次愣神,暗想:这小子搞一次事情就是个大新闻,前一次是坑了美国人的驱逐舰,这次是坑美国人的核潜艇,下一次又会是啥？) : / 34 / 34444 / :/34/34444/
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