Unimportant person who moves bricksevery dayeverywherewill turn into the bigstarsuddenly, thismatteris extremely mysterious, nobodybelieves.
一个每天到处搬砖的小人物会突然之间变成了大明星,这种事情太过神奇,没人会相信。Zhou Qingfengdoes not needto denyanything, onlyneedsto chatseveralwith the noodle restaurantboss, the bearchildren who surroundsfeel that this too was at present old, does not conform to a starproperappearance, divergednaturally.周青峰都不用去否认什么,只需要跟面馆老板聊几句,围观的熊孩子们都觉着眼前这位实在太老土了,不符合一个明星应有的样子,自然而然也就散去了。Being sweating profusely that eatsin the noodle restaurant, Zhou Qingfengcomes out is the sun setdarkness, was blownby the night breeze, the whole bodyis comfortable. Hemustreturn to the building of residencealong the road surface of pits, buttodownstairsactuallysaw where Aunt Zhangstandsto be.
在面馆里吃的满头大汗,周青峰出来是已经是日暮天黑,被晚风一吹,浑身舒爽。他沿着坑洼的路面要返回居民楼,只是到了楼下却看到张大妈站在哪。„Aunt Zhang, is yourthis......?”Zhou Qingfenglooks in Aunt Zhangalsoto carry a bagfruit, thisappearancespeciallyis waiting forhimprobably.
“张大妈,您这是……?”周青峰看着张大妈手里还拎着一袋子水果,这模样好像就是专门在等着他的。Aunt ZhangseesZhou Qingfeng, hahahahas smiledhastily, „XiaoZhou, for a long time, the auntshas not come to seeyou. Nowhas had free time, runsspecially.”张大妈一见周青峰,连忙哈哈哈笑了起来,“小周,这么长时间了,大妈都没来看看你。今个得空了,专门来跑一趟。”„Thanks, thanks, wego upstairs, butmykennelhiringdoes not treatsees.”Zhou Qingfengdoes not know that thisAunt Zhangmustcometo do, but the old womancame, cannotdry in the sunothers outside.
“谢谢,谢谢,我们上楼吧,不过我那个狗窝可不招人待见。”周青峰也不知道这张大妈要来干什么,不过老太太来都来了,总不能把人家晾在外头。ButAunt Zhangbeckons with the handhastily, said: „, I must catch up with the night shift the public transportationto go hometo prepare food, wechattedseveralto be goodinthisroadside.”
可张大妈连忙摆手,说道:“不了,不了,我还得赶夜班的公交车回家做饭呢,咱就在这路边聊几句就好了。”Looks at the hardfruitinown, Zhou Qingfengdoes not know whether to laugh or cry, „thisis quick8 : 00 pm, the public transportation of thisstreetalreadydid not come. Icalledtaxitoyou, the fareIpaid.”
看着硬塞在自己手里的水果,周青峰是哭笑不得,“这都快晚上八点,这条街的公交车早就不来了。我给您叫辆出租车吧,车费我付。”„Whoops......, XiaoZhou, it seems likeaunthas not guessedwrong, youmayreallymake money.” A Aunt Zhangfacesmiles, buthernextgivesto have a scareZhou Qingfeng, „looks for the girlfriend? Has the appropriatepersonat heart? Or does the auntgiveyouto introduceone?”
“哎呦……,小周啊,看来大妈没猜错,你可真是赚钱了。”张大妈一脸笑眯眯,可她下一句就把周青峰给吓一跳,“找女朋友没?心里有合适的人吗?要不大妈给你介绍一个?”On the Zhou Qingfengfacehehe, a pain, musedat heart: Chineseold womanlikestalking incessantlythesematters. No wonder the Chinesedoes not need the psychiatrist, the neighborneighborhasseveralold women, anymental issuegaveyouto be solved.周青峰脸上呵呵呵,心里一阵苦,暗想:中国老太太就爱唠叨这些事。难怪中国人不需要心理医生,街坊邻居有几个老太太,啥心理问题都给你解决了。„Aunt, thistimeearly, Idid not fear that delaysyouto go hometo prepare food. Youlook atthis.......”Zhou Qingfengwantsto coaxthisold woman.
“大妈,这时间也不早了,我也怕耽误您回家做饭。您看这……。”周青峰就想把这老太太哄走了事。Whoknows that Aunt Zhangloves, no matteryouare glad, „whattaxicalled? Richcannotwasteblindly. Do not be worriedthatIridebicycle.”
谁知道张大妈热心起来,才不管你乐意不乐意呢,“叫啥出租车啊?有钱也不能瞎浪费。你甭担心,我骑自行车来的。”Aunt, youjustmaysay that mustmake the public transportation, does thisturnin an instantrides the bicycle? Zhou Qingfengreallytakesold woman who thisgets oldnot to have idea, can only entreat: „Aunt, whatmatter do youhave?”
大妈,你刚刚可说要去做公交车的,这转眼就变成骑自行车?周青峰真是拿这上年纪的老太太没辙,只能哀求道:“大妈,您到底有啥事啊?”„Doesn't thiscare aboutyou?” The appearance that Zhou Qingfengbegs for mercy, making a Aunt Zhangface not happy, „yourmatterIhave inquired, the young fellowhas the skill to make money, follows the correct pathnot to forget one's origin, thisis the energy, embarrassedwhathas?”
“这不关心你么?”周青峰求饶的样子,让张大妈还一脸不高兴呢,“你的事我都打听过了,小伙子有本事能赚钱,走正道不忘本,这是正能量,有啥不好意思的?”
The Zhou Qingfengsinceritywas a little silly, the expression that a facecompelsignorantwhen did I have the energy? Don't Iknow?周青峰真心有点傻了,一脸懵逼的表情我啥时候还有正能量了?我怎么都不知道?„Yourthischild is also pitiful, yourfoster parentsdivorce, throws down you do not manage. Ifthischangedotherchildearlyto fail to study. Butyouhave been independent, serious, thisexplained that yourinstinctis good. The childlikeyou, are not manythis year.”
“你这孩子也是可怜,你养父母离婚,把你一个人丢下不管。这要是换别家的孩子早学坏了。可你一直自食其力,本本分分,这就说明你天性善良。像你这样的孩子,这年头可不多了。”Aunt Zhangonequart, makingZhou Qingfengmake that the faceis red, hissimple-mindedscratching the head, mused: Iwantto look forliving that canmake moneywith easeactually, buthe*motherdoes not have!张大妈一句夸,让周青峰弄得脸都红,他傻呵呵的挠挠头,暗想:我倒是想找个轻松能赚大钱的活,可他*娘的没有啊!„Youwith the antiquebusiness that yourTeacherhorsedoes, Iknew. Nagthatpersonhonestfor a lifetime, hecando businesswithyou, thisexplained that yourmoneybackgrounddoes not have the issue.”
“你跟你马老师做的古董生意,我都已经知道了。老马那个人老实了一辈子,他能跟你做生意,这就说明你的钱来路没问题。”WhatAunt Zhangthisbigmouthmayreally bedares saying that her opens mouthmaygiveto have a scareZhou Qingfeng, „did aunt, yourthismatterknow? Then a day!”张大妈这张大嘴可真是什么都敢说,她一张口可把周青峰给吓一跳,“大妈,您连这事都知道了?这才一天啊!”„A Tianyang Citytrivialplace, ourtheseold ladieschattedin private, the newswas quicker than the mayor.” A self-satisfaction of Aunt Zhangface, „thisis the news that oldwhosewife and children'swhosedaughter-in-lawpasses on. It is saidyourpriest and disciplecarries out the purchasespecially, makes the appraisalspecially, the cooperationgood!”
“天阳市屁大个地方,我们这些老娘们私下聊聊天,消息比市长还灵通。”张大妈一脸的得意,“这都是老谁家小谁的儿媳妇传出来的消息。据说你们师徒俩一个专门搞收购,一个专门做鉴定,合作的不错啊!”Aunt, did not fabricate a rumor, did not pass on the ballad, did not believe the ballad, thisis the basic policy in presentnews propaganda! What did yourthistalk nonsense? When did Iturn overantiquewithhorseold gentleman?
大妈啊,不造谣,不传谣,不信谣,这是我们现在新闻宣传方面的基本政策啊!你们这都胡扯些什么?啥时候我跟马老爷子倒腾古董了?„Heardgood that yourthisantiquebusinessmake?” A Aunt Zhangalsofaceinquisitionexpression.
“听说你们这古董生意做的不错?”张大妈还一脸探究的表情。Zhou Qingfengreallyhad no wayto explain. As soon ashetouches the back of the head, looks updaymuttered‚alsogood’, finallyAunt Zhangsays with a smileimmediately: „ Dumb kid, Ialsocovers upwith the aunt. Iunderstandyourthisline of customs , the wealthdo not expose one's valuables, cannot say that did not say. Looked that yourthisdefinitelymade money.周青峰真是没法解释了。他一摸后脑勺,抬头看天的咕哝一句‘还行吧’,结果张大妈立刻笑道:“傻小子,跟大妈我还遮遮掩掩。我懂你们这行的规矩,财不露白,能不说就不说。看你这样子肯定是赚大钱了。Said that you is a goodchild, youare modest. Othersfamily/homehas made money, covered-upfor fear thatsomepeopleto knowthatowes moneyhimnotalso! Yourthischilddispositionwasgood, rich the earliest possible timeto repay a debt. Do youknow that youralso my 10,000mayadd onbusy! ”
说你是个好孩子吧,你还谦虚。别人家赚钱了,藏着掖着生怕有人知道,欠钱他都不还啊!你这孩子心性就是好,有钱了第一时间就是还债。你知不知道你还我那10000块可帮上大忙了!”Aunt Zhangspoke ofthis, the eyewas also red, unexpectedlyhas cried, the mouthsaid the difficult matter of herfamily/homeverbosely. Anythingcares for the aged, anychild, anythingis also owingothers'money, in briefisa lot ofsufferings.张大妈一说到这,眼睛又红,居然哭了起来,嘴里絮絮叨叨的说她家的难事。什么养老啊,什么孩子啊,什么自己也欠着别人的钱啊,总之都是一肚子苦水。China the economyis now developed, actually somethoseprovincial economya mess, thisTianyang Cityis one of them, awfulin the extreme. Many40-50middle-aged people and old peopledid not have the incomesuddenly, collapsesto be the same with the skysimply.
中国现在经济发达,却总有那么些地方经济一团糟的,这天阳市就是其中之一,糟糕的无以复加。好多四五十的中老年人突然间没了收入,简直就跟天塌下来一样。Zhou Qingfengis listening to the timewith a heavy heart, thisAunt Zhang a wordswindrevolution , to continue the previousissue, „ XiaoZhou, yourbossis not small, richmustlook for a wife. Youmustknowthatlikeboy who youyoungcanmake moneycharming, nowmaybe marketable.周青峰正听着心情沉重的时候,这张大妈又话风一转,继续前一个问题,“小周啊,你也老大不小了,有钱啊就得找个媳妇。你要知道,像你这样年轻帅气能挣钱的男孩子,现在可抢手了。WuErbao who knows the Dongsistreet? 30manypeople, madesmall-scale businessonemonthto gainsuch10,000-20,000. daiChinese zithercould not find the way, it is said that he looked for78girlfriends, oneweeksevendays, are restingin turn.
知道东四街的吴二宝么?30多的人了,就做点小生意一个月赚那么一两万。嘚瑟的就找不着北了,据说他找了78个女朋友,一周七天,轮流着睡过去。WuErbaowhatperson? A facelongwith the coolie who the coal pitchildincomes out, WuQidiscredits, is also short, lives a life of dissipationanythingto come, the conductwas worse than youare many. The keyisto gaindid not haveyouto be many, hecanlook for78girlfriends, do't canlook for17-18? ”
吴二宝什么人呀?一张脸长的就跟煤窑子里出来的苦力,乌漆抹黑的,个头又矮,吃喝嫖赌什么都来,品行比你差多了。关键是赚的还没你多呢,他都能找78个女朋友,你不得找十七八个?”17-18? Zhou QingfengfeelsAunt Zhangthissayingwindtransfers was also too quick, just was still complaining, a blinkintroduced the womanwithhelp/gangZhou Qingfeng of procuressunexpectedly.
十七八个?周青峰觉着张大妈这话风转的也太快了,刚刚还在诉苦呢,一眨眼居然跟老鸨似的帮周青峰介绍女人。„Aunt, mythisdoes not have, 17-18tooexaggerated.”Zhou Qingfengalsothinks that modestseveral, complained.
“大妈,我这一个都没有呢,十七八个就太夸张了。”周青峰还想谦虚几句,也诉诉苦。Aunt Zhangbeckons with the hand, saying of not caring at all: „ XiaoZhou, should not be silly. Ifthistrades for 20years ago, let alone78, ifthere is a maleat the same timediscussed that twoobjects, Icanspithisfacesaliva. Butthissociety, the auntwascompletely understandsnow!张大妈一摆手,满不在乎的说道:“小周,你也别太傻。这要是换20年前,别说78个,要是有男的同时谈两个对象,我都能唾他一脸口水。可现在这社会,大妈算是看透了!Thiswomanis the pitiful, keyfor a lifetimeisto look forknows the painperson, has the economic strengthman. Otherwise, reallyendured hardships! Yourgoodchild, to raiseseveralwomenlike this is making the good, so as to avoidthesegoodgirlsto end up to turn out a cruel fate the situation.
这女人啊就是可怜,一辈子的关键就是找个知道疼人,有经济实力的男人。否则啊,就真是遭罪了!你这样的好孩子,多养几个女人都是在做善事,免得那些好女孩落得个苦命的地步。Told the auntthatwhatmissyoudo like? The youthis lively, faceprettybodyis positive, sympathizesgently, the nousis natural, issmart-aleckyadorable? Youlikeanything, the auntgivesyouto introduceanything! Only the important matterhas become, yougive the auntto wrap a red package, the meaningmeaningon the line. ”
跟大妈说说,你到底喜欢啥样的姑娘?青春活泼的,脸靓身正的,温柔体贴的,知性大方的,还是俏皮可爱的?你喜欢啥,大妈给你介绍啥!只要事成了,你给大妈包个红包,意思意思就行。”Looks at an enthusiasm of Aunt Zhangface, Zhou Qingfeng was really ignorantbig*has then compelled!
看着张大妈一脸的热情,周青峰这下真是懵了个大*逼!
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