RLY :: Volume #2

#19: So funny guy


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Has such good studying opportunity, he actually......” “有这么好的读书机会,他却……” Ye Xiaotian remembered oneself small time, when the father of prison guard often led him to go to Heavenly prison at that time, family/home could not invite the respectful and affectionate form of address for private tutor teacher, the use to violate the officers ran about to handle matters the opportunity that to ask these suspect officers to teach him to recognize several characters once for a while. Now this funny guy has such good opportunity, actually does everything possible to play hooky. 叶小天不由想起了自己小的时候,当狱卒的爹那时就常常带他去天牢,家里请不起西席老师,就利用为犯官们跑腿办事的机会请那些犯官们时不时地教他认几个字。如今这位活宝有这么好的机会,却想尽办法逃学。 Pitiful world parental love......” “可怜天下父母心呐……” Ye Xiaotian sighed leisurely in the heart, asked: Right, Daheng, why did your schoolmates fight?” 叶小天在心底里悠悠叹息一声,问道:“对了,大亨,你那些同学们为何打架?” Daheng said: This matter mentioned, pouring to complain about Gu Jiaoyu.” 大亨道:“此事说来,倒该怨顾教谕了。” Ye Xiaotian strange said/tunnel: What did Gu Jiaoyu make?” 叶小天奇怪地道:“顾教谕做什么了?” Daheng said: What today Gu Jiaoyu lecture is ritual. Speaking of the ritual, the most basic ritual naturally is the ethics. The local more than dozens clans and tribes, the manners and customs of different clan and tribe are every large or small various. Some tribe marriage are stranger, for example the daughter marries the uncle, the granddaughter became the daughter-in-law, shows the paternal aunt nephew to get married, the daughter marries the wife's younger brother, two sisters married the same family/home actually to become the aunt and nephew daughter-in-law, aiya, in any case chaotic very much, I did not talk clearly for a while.” 大亨道:“今天顾教谕讲的是‘礼’。说到礼,最基本的礼当然是伦理。本地大大小小不下数十个部族,不同部族的风俗习惯各不相同。有些部落的婚俗就古怪些,比如女儿嫁给舅舅的,外孙女成了儿媳妇的,表姑侄成亲的,女儿嫁给小舅子的,两姐妹嫁到同一家却成了叔母和侄媳的,哎呀,反正乱的很,一时我也说不清。” The Ye Xiaotian forced smile said: Under foot has said was very clear.” 叶小天苦笑道:“足下已经说的很清楚了。” Daheng shrugged, said: Therefore somewhat does not have the clan and tribe juniors of this marriage, ridiculed that has the clan and tribe juniors of this marriage not to know the ritual, ok ** action. How these ridiculed clan and tribe juniors are willing to give up, therefore hits.” 大亨摊了摊手,道:“于是有些没有这种婚俗的部族子弟,就嘲笑有此婚俗的部族子弟不知礼,行**之举。那些被嘲笑的部族子弟岂肯善罢甘休,所以就打起来啦。” Ye Xiaotian hears to scratch the head, thinks carefully, if this matter really must be called him to be solved, but how also really does not know should. If so ridiculed that others violated others taboo, perhaps this matter really was not quite good. 叶小天听得直挠头,仔细想想,如果此事真要叫他去解决,还真不知道该如何着手。如果这般嘲笑别人是犯了人家的大忌,恐怕这件事还真不好善了。 Daheng raised the head, is suddenly happy: „! Tao Siniang came!” 大亨一抬头,忽地喜道:“啊!桃四娘来了!” Ye Xiaotian catches the eye looked, sees a three ten-day periods high and low Little Women, wears a pale-green short Chinese-style jacket skirt, the lotus root responsibility color narrow sleeve compared with armor, compared with the lace of armor collar place already the blanch that wore, the short Chinese-style jacket skirt also washed somewhat lost the color. Although dressed poorly, but this woman life somewhat the beauty, the appearance also was very quite appropriate, plain natural. 叶小天抬眼一看,就见一个三旬上下的小妇人,穿一条淡绿色襦裙,藕荷色窄袖比甲,比甲衣领处的花边已经磨损的发白了,襦裙也洗的有些失去了颜色。虽然衣着寒酸了些,但这妇人生得颇有几分姿色,打扮也很得体,素净大方。 Saw Luo Daheng from afar, that conducts the arm a Little Women hurrying half step of gift box to welcome to come, a ritual said to the Daheng luck: Young Master Daheng, how you left county school, if made the master see to scold you.” 远远的看见了罗大亨,那挎着一个食盒的小妇人赶紧快步迎上前来,向大亨福了一礼道:“大亨少爷,您怎么离开县学了,要是让老爷看见又该骂你了。” Daheng beckons with the hand to say complacently: Might as well the matter might as well matter, do I lead this officer today specially...... you am Code of History? Belt Historian Ai sees my father, having the matter must discuss that how the father will scold me, is the father also to want reasonable.” 大亨得意洋洋地摆手道:“不妨事不妨事的,我今天特意带这位官……你是典史是吧?带这位艾典史去见我爹,有事情要谈的,爹怎么会骂我呢,做爹也要讲道理。” Tao Siniang feels embarrassed the said/tunnel: But...... the slave brings the food to the young master.” 桃四娘为难地道:“可……奴家已经给少爷带了饭。” Daheng said: Might as well the matter, gives your man to eat, you gave him to bring the food, feared that was a person does not eat. You eat with him together, not anxiously, in any case in mansion also no important matter.” 大亨道:“不妨事,给你男人吃吧,唔,你本来就给他带了饭,怕是一个人吃不了。得嘞,你跟他一块儿吃,不急着回来,反正府里也没什么要紧事。” Tao Siniang said: Yes, the slave said goodbye.” 桃四娘道:“是,那奴家告辞了。” Tao Siniang salutes to the Luo Daheng squatting body, sees Ye Xiaotian and Luo Daheng companion the line, therefore to his slightly luck a ritual. Ye Xiaotian looked at this to bind the small feet, curled, but good woman back, said to Luo Daheng: Listens to you saying that this does the husband of Little Women work in county school? But county school helper?” 桃四娘罗大亨蹲身行礼,见叶小天罗大亨同伴而行,于是向他微微福了一礼。叶小天望了这裹了小脚,袅袅而行的妇人背影一眼,对罗大亨道:“听你方才所言,这小妇人的丈夫在县学做事?可是县学的帮工?” Daheng said with a smile: „ Non- not. Her man is also county school fresh, moreover is in county school only one fresh who enjoys the granary meter/rice treatment, must teach the edict and teacher they to think highly, said my Hu county, if can test Juren (graduate), must be this person without doubt. 大亨笑道:“非也非也。她的男人也是县学的生员,而且是县学里唯一一个享受廪米待遇的生员,很得教谕、训导他们器重呢,说我葫县若能考出一个举人,必是此人无疑。 Her husband called Xu Boyi, was study is crazy, managed a household bad, was extremely bad by the family circumstances. The county school granary meter/rice falls behind frequently, depends entirely on her wife to manage inside and outside, makes money to keep a family for him studies. Good that her Osmanthus cake makes, is a female cook to my family, actually feels better in the street appears in public. 她的丈夫叫徐伯夷,是个学痴,不善持家,是以家境极差。县学的廪米又常常拖欠,全靠她的娘子里里外外操持,挣钱养家糊口供他读书。她桂花糕做的好,到我家做个厨娘,却是好过在街头抛头露面。 Oh! Really does not know that studies what to be good, my taste with chewing, he with great interest. If I also look like him to like studying, my father will not know delightedly, will not nit-pick to me all day. ” 唉!真不知道读书有什么好的,我就味同嚼腊,他偏津津有味。我要是也像他那么喜欢读书,我爹不知道会有多欢喜,也就不会整天对我横挑鼻子竖挑眼了。” Ye Xiaotian said with a smile: Actually you have liked studying now very much, wants the bookworm compared with that Xu Boyi. On the Book hall made into the Spring and Autumn Period, you also not in side, if no one does study?” 叶小天笑道:“其实你现在已经很爱读书了,比那徐伯夷还要书痴。书堂上打成了春秋战国,你还不是在旁边若无人地读书?” Luo Daheng listened hehe to smile, Ye Xiaotian also smiled, the smiling face just floated the cheeks, heart China , Tunisia remembers a matter: „Is Tao Siniang the Xu Boyi wife? That young succuba fan Xu Boyi fan in a complete mess, looks at the background that she is accompanied by a retinue to be big, actually deigns to accept a post a married man, really made one unable to think.” 罗大亨听了嘿嘿地笑起来,叶小天也笑了,笑容刚刚浮上脸颊,心中突地想起一件事来:“桃四娘徐伯夷的妻子?那小魔女迷这徐伯夷迷得一塌糊涂,瞧她前呼后拥的来头不小,竟然屈就一个有妇之夫,真是令人想不到。” Ye Xiaotian does not know Zhan Ning'er belongs to fall in love to Xu Boyi, does not understand his details, when also this girl's family affairs to the Xu Boyi knows from A to Z. This place strange custom are too many, cannot the common sense guess, therefore he has not thought. 叶小天可不知道展凝儿徐伯夷属于一见钟情,根本不了解他的底细,还当这女孩儿对徐伯夷的家事了如指掌呢。此地古怪的习俗太多,不可以常理揣测,所以他也没有多想。 A Luo Daheng suddenly forward finger/refers, merry said/tunnel: My family arrived, ha, my father is seeing a visitor out.” 罗大亨忽地向前一指,快活地道:“我家到了,哈,我爹正在送客。” Ye Xiaotian stares immediately, he wants first to go to Shi family, by this funny guy rare and beautiful flowers behavior was made the train of thought is somewhat chaotic, unexpectedly first came to the Landlord Hong home. Comes, must inquire one to him, then first visits Landlord Hong is also same. 叶小天顿时一愣,他本想先去施家的,被这活宝一路的奇葩行为弄得思绪有些混乱,居然先来了洪员外家。来就来吧,总要向他询问一番的,便先拜访洪员外也是一样。 Ye Xiaotian fixes the eyes on looked, sees the blue brick to inundate, white walls black roof-tile, an extremely lordly gate tower, looks is the greatly rich family/home. Before the gate, has several servant sides to stand about, the middle-aged person who wears coppor coin mark employee robe, is saying goodbye to one person submissively. 叶小天定睛一看,就见青砖漫地、白墙黛瓦,极气派的一座门楼,一看就是大富之家。门前有几名仆人侧立左右,有一位身穿铜钱纹员外袍的中年人,正与一人拱手道别。 That person boards a carriage, arches to Landlord Hong cups one hand in the other across the chest, the groom then drove to leave. Landlord Hong several rosaries turn around, seeing Luo Daheng, the smiling face on face to collect immediately, two eyes stared. Luo Daheng is often reproven by the father probably, although has the sufficient reason today, eats the father to stare, is somewhat disturbed. 那人登上一辆马车,又向洪员外拱一拱手,马夫便驱车离开了。洪员外数着念珠转身,看见罗大亨,脸上的笑容顿时一敛,两只眼睛瞪了起来。罗大亨大概是常被老爹训斥,虽说今天有充足理由,吃老爹一瞪,还是有些忐忑。 Daheng shrank the neck, slows down the footsteps, making Ye Xiaotian walk in front. The Landlord Hong complexion is staring the son as before bad, saw with own eyes that two people are getting more and more near, the Landlord Hong actually sudden complexion another changes, over the face wore a smile to welcome. 大亨缩了缩脖子,放慢脚步,让叶小天走在了前面。洪员外依旧脸色不善地瞪着自己儿子,眼见二人越来越近,洪员外却突然脸色又一变,满面堆笑地迎了过来。 Ye Xiaotian is just about to salute upon meeting, seeing the Landlord Hong appearance somewhat is surprised, talking in heart: Is it possible that this does Landlord Hong recognize me is Code of History?” 叶小天正要见礼,见洪员外如此模样不由有些惊疑,心道:“这位洪员外莫非认出我是典史?” Actually sees that Landlord Hong with his two people wrong shoulder, to a wild monk both hands together, respectfully good a ritual, then hurries to fish out some money to come, reverent and respectful admits Tao Bonei, salutes to the Buddhist priest again, in the mouth mumbled: merciful Buddha!, merciful Buddha!.” 却见那洪员外与他两人错肩而过,向一位野僧双手合什,恭敬地行了一礼,然后赶紧摸出些钱来,毕恭毕敬地放进陶钵内,又向僧人再度施礼,口中念念有词道:“阿弥陀佛,阿弥陀佛。” That wild monk beard stretches out, a first half inch hair, has not abstained from the scar, the body wore a tattered frock, under foot old straw sandals, begs for alms single-handedly, one hand-held whanghee. The facial expression is rogue, cannot see monk makings. 那野僧胡子拉碴,头上半寸长的头发,没有戒疤,身上穿了一袭破破烂烂的僧袍,脚下一双旧芒鞋,一手托钵,一手扶了条竹杖。貌相凶恶,看不出一点出家人的气质。 Daheng turns head to say to Ye Xiaotian: My father good Buddha, but sees the clergy, bestows surely respectfully, real monk fake monk in county, being short of money time comes my father to shake at present. You look at this fellow likely monk, my eyes saw that was the counterfeit goods came, my father was not swindled unexpectedly enough the son, owing he was a businessman, this what look.” 大亨扭头对叶小天道:“我爹好佛,但见僧侣,必定恭恭敬敬施舍一番,县里的真和尚假和尚,缺钱的时候都来我爹眼前晃悠。你瞧这家伙像个出家人么,我一眼就看出是假货来了,我爹居然上当没够儿,亏他还是个生意人呢,这什么眼神儿。” Ye Xiaotian looks at his two eyes up and down, the smile said: You, although wears the long gown of fresh, how could also to have been the true student? Only feared that your father has also believed you many read some books in county school. Hehe, his look is truly not much.” 叶小天上下看他两眼,微笑道:“你虽穿着生员的袍服,又何曾做过真正的学生?只怕你爹还一直相信你在县学里多少是读了些书的。呵呵,他这眼神儿确实不怎么样。” Daheng in short supply said/tunnel: „, I may, when you are a friend, do not speak at a venture before my father.” 大亨紧张地道:“嘘,我可当你是朋友的,你在我爹面前不要乱说话。” Daheng explains two to him in a hurry, immediately the whole face greets with a smile moves forward, calls intimately said: Father,...” 大亨匆匆向他交待两句,马上满脸陪笑地迎上前去,亲亲热热地唤道:“爹,…” Landlord Hong both hands together sends off the wild monk, turns around, immediately looks very angry, does not listen to him to speak, then shouted sternly: Father! Did your small domestic animal, how this double-hour leave county school naughty?” 洪员外双手合什送走野僧,一转身,立即怒容满面,也不听他说话,便厉声喝道:“爹个屁!你这顽劣不堪的小畜牲,怎么这个时辰就离开县学了?” Daheng said: „, The father, you did not listen to me to say......” 大亨道:“不是的,爹,你听我说……” Landlord Hong points at his nose to shout: Listened to you to say what! You day-by-day at the back of the writing-set books paper, the reversed image of setting out early and returning late is a studying appearance, but actually have you used the merit? I had asked Gu Jiaoyu yesterday, said that your last month midterm exam turns in a blank examination paper!” 洪员外指着他的鼻子喝道:“听你说什么!你一天天的背着文房四宝书本纸张,早出晚归的倒像是个读书的样子,可你究竟用过功没有?我昨日才问过顾教谕,说你上个月的小考又交了白卷!” Daheng straightens one's neck saying: „, I did not eat Osmanthus cake that on the street bought on that day, does not think that the cake shattered, I have diarrhea, therefore harmed the test. This has not hired a female cook who presently at home specially makes Osmanthus cake, I have not had diarrhea again.” 大亨梗着脖子道:“不是的,那天我吃了街上买来的桂花糕,不想糕坏掉了,我闹肚子,所以才误了考试。这不现在家里已经专门雇了一个做桂花糕的厨娘,我就再也没闹过肚子了。” Landlord Hong air/Qi feels dizzy, loudly exclaimed: Hasn't had diarrhea? Has not had diarrhea! Do you...... in that your studies have the enhancement? When midterm exam has and turns in a blank examination paper?” 洪员外气得发昏,大吼道:“没闹过肚子?没闹过肚子!那你……那你学业上有没有提高呢?小考时有没有又交白卷呢?” Daheng blinks, said to Landlord Hong: Father, has not tested this month.” 大亨眨了眨眼睛,对洪员外道:“爹,本月还没考呢。” Bumps into a Daheng such funny guy, Ye Xiaotian already, helpless, he fully realized father who for a long time fierce of this senior crafty hooligan, is this funny guy, oh...... 碰上大亨这么一个活宝,叶小天已经无奈好久了,他深知这块资深滚刀肉的厉害,做这个活宝的老爹,唉…… The Ye Xiaotian sympathy looks the lip that the face that Landlord Hong turns green and shivers, saw Landlord Hong to tremble the long time, said: You one two lie now, the fathers were untrustworthy you. You bring the book bag, actually I have a look to have the examination paper.” 叶小天同情地看着洪员外发青的脸和颤抖的嘴唇,就见洪员外哆嗦了半晌,才道:“你现在一个屁俩谎儿,老子都信不过你了。你把书包拿来,我看看究竟有没有试卷。” Said that does not wait for Daheng to comply, Landlord Hong on has snatched his book bag. Daheng is confident and vertical, said: Father, how you do not believe that I can deceive you, this month has not really tested......” 说罢不等大亨答应,洪员外就一把抢过了他的书包。大亨坦然而立,道:“爹,你怎么就不信呢,我能骗你么,本月真的还没考……” The Daheng words have not said, stops suddenly suddenly, stares two to see in a big way his father east and west that pulls out from the book bag. Ye Xiaotian looked, the cold sweat one got down: Big...... together brick!” 大亨的话还没说完,突地戛然而止,瞪大两眼看着他爹从书包里掏出来的东西叶小天一看,冷汗刷地一下就下来了:“好大……一块板砖!” Landlord Hong took the brick to be shocked, why he cannot think through in the son book bag to present together the brick for a while, went to school...... needs this east and west? He studies does not build a wall. 洪员外拿着板砖愣住了,他一时想不通儿子书包里为什么会出现一块板砖,上学……需要这种东西吗?他学的又不是砌墙。 Daheng looks that brick is also scared, talking in heart: strange strange , when does my writing-set turn into the brick? Which bastard definitely is plays with me! How long but...... did this brick put in my book bag? I remember that other day turned on the book bag seems like half a month ago, is it possible that since then, I go to school the back that is on vacation from school is it......” 大亨看着那块板砖也傻了眼,心道:“奇哉怪也,我的文房四宝什么时候变成砖头的?肯定又是哪个混蛋作弄我!可……这砖头在我书包里放了多久了?我记得上回打开书包好象是半个月前,莫非从那时起,我上学放学的背的就是它……” Landlord Hong did not lose heart to look toward the book bag, inside empty, had no east and west again, Landlord Hong made an effort to breathe two atmosphere, picks up that brick, on a parahippus must pat to the son head stance, asked in a threatening manner: What is this?” 洪员外不死心地又往书包里看了看,里边空空荡荡,再也没有任何东西了,洪员外使劲地喘了两口大气,拈着那块板砖,一副马上就要拍到儿子头上的架势,气势汹汹地问:“这是什么?” Daheng blinks, with astonishment turns instantaneously is bewildered: „...... This is...... this is...... this seems like......” 大亨眨了眨眼睛,惊愕瞬间变成一脸茫然:“啊……这是……这是……这好象是……” Ye Xiaotian looked, oneself does not act, this funny guy only feared that must make into the dog treasure by his father, Ye Xiaotian coughs immediately, the steps goes forward...... 叶小天一看,自己再不出手,这活宝只怕就要被他爹打成狗宝,叶小天马上咳嗽一声,踏步上前…… P: In the morning, happy many, casts the recommendation ticket happily. P:清晨起,欢乐多,欢欢乐乐投推荐票. …… ……
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