RLY :: Volume #2

#18: Rare and beautiful flowers Daheng


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Daheng crawls from the floor, grows fiercely inspires, sees his belly to blow up rapidly, immediately receives fiercely, the chest sticks out suddenly, a thunderclap bellows to resound through cloud Xiao: Your this crowds instigate the egg! All is the good-for-nothing!” 大亨从地板上爬起来,猛地长吸一口气,就见他的肚皮迅速胀起,随即猛地一收,胸膛陡然隆起,一声霹雳般的大吼响彻云宵:“你们这群怂蛋!全都是窝囊废!” Gu Jiaoyu, Teacher Huang and Li Dianli also has Su Xuntian they to shout and wrangle, but everyone's voice gathers not to have Luo Daheng this to roar resoundingly, in addition the main hall space is extremely broad, has the amplifying effect very much, the Ye Xiaotian station near, only thinks slip of paper that the eardrum buzz, dances in the air at present as if trembled. 顾教谕黄训导、李典吏还有苏循天他们大呼小叫的,可是所有人的声音合起来都没有罗大亨这一声咆哮响亮,再加上厅堂空间极广,很有扩音效果,叶小天站得又近,只觉耳膜“嗡”地一声,眼前飞舞的纸片儿似乎都震颤了一下。 The call in main hall slaughters the sound to stop immediately, students some are lifting the table, some are carrying the rush cushion, some are clutching others' collar, some are putting forth monkey to pick peach, each one shapes caused deciding of petrification there. 厅堂里的呐喊厮杀声立即停下来,学生们有的正举着桌子,有的正拎着蒲团,有的正揪着别人的衣领,有的正使出“猴子摘桃”,却个个像被人使了定身法儿似的定在那里。 Then , all people turn head to turn around slowly slowly, to Luo Daheng, the look is bad. 然后,慢慢的,所有的人都缓缓扭头转身,面向罗大亨,神色不善。 Daheng unperturbed does not fear, he looked at everyone, bah spat saliva, ridicules the said/tunnel: Has a look at your morality, in the future must said headman master who king proclaim oneself hegemon, rules a side, badly is also a hereditary official title dating from the tang and song dynasties, fights like the vixen generally? Did not fear that lost your father's damned wretch!” 大亨夷然不惧,他看了看大家伙儿,“呸”地吐了一口唾沫,讥笑地道:“看看你们这副德性,将来都是要称王称霸、统治一方的土司老爷,最不济也是一个世袭吏目,就像泼妇一般打架?不怕丢了你爹的鸟人!” „!” “咣啷!” The household furniture threw place, all students like one crowd was enraged the baboon, collapses the shoulder, to bend at the waist, breath to encircle to Daheng, Ye Xiaotian smells there is something wrong, immediately puts forth moves to the shape changing positions big law, widened the safe distance with Daheng. 桌椅板凳丢了一地,所有的学生就像一群被激怒了的狒狒,塌着肩、弓着腰、鼻息咻咻地向大亨围过来,叶小天见势不妙,马上使出移形换位大法,和大亨拉开了安全距离。 Daheng sneers saying: Has a look at you, black and blue, when except for going out loses the face of your family Sir, but also is useful? Hits to make a flower? Wanted me saying that hit makes the power and prestige of man, with fighting of woman, don't hit interestingly??” 大亨冷笑道:“看看你们,一个个鼻青脸肿的,除了出门时丢你们家大人的脸,还有什么用处?这么打能打出朵花儿来?要我说,打就打出男子汉的威风,别跟娘儿们似的掐架,这么打有意思吗?啊?” Does not wait for others to question, Daheng wields the arm fiercely: „No one refuses to accept who not? That projects on him to take! Has to plant, you agree three days later, decides the life and death on Wong Tai Sin mountians, my Luo Daheng goes to make a testimony to you at the appointed time, what kind of? If who feared, now kowtows to admit mistakes to the opposite party, that did not need to hit!” 不等人家问话,大亨就把手臂猛地一挥:“不是谁也不服谁不是吗?那就打到他服!有种的,你们约定三天之后,在黄大仙岭上一决生死,我罗大亨到时去给你们做个见证,怎么样?谁要是怕了,现在就向对方磕头认错,那就不用打了!” A class ** where the youngster can bear this stirring up, who hasn't planted? Who wants to work as the woman? Who fears whom? They halted as if by prior agreement the footsteps, has a look mutually, said to Daheng with one voice: Good! That three days later, on Wong Tai Sin mountians sees, does not leave till we meet!” 一班**少年哪受得了这个激,谁没种啊?谁想当娘儿们啊?谁怕谁啊?他们不约而同地站住了脚步,互相看看,异口同声地对大亨道:“好!那就三天之后,黄大仙岭上见,不见不散!” Daheng laughs, said: This not on knot? Everyone on the powder, conserves strength now well, three days later takes the sword and spear, on Wong Tai Sin mountians measures strength!! Really made one anticipate......” 大亨哈哈一笑,道:“这不就结了?那大家现在就散了吧,好好养精蓄锐,三天之后带上刀枪,黄大仙岭上一决高下!啊!真是令人期待啊……” Ye Xiaotian: „......” 叶小天:“……” The Daheng racket the buttocks, turn around to arrive by the desk, puts out a hand to pull out toward, pulls out a book bag from the desk, conducts the arm toward the shoulder on, said to Ye Xiaotian carelessly: We walk.” 大亨拍拍屁股,转身走到自己书桌旁,伸手往里一掏,就从书桌里掏出一个书包,往肩上一挎,大大咧咧地对叶小天道:“咱们走吧。” Ye Xiaotian looks dumbfoundedly Luo Daheng however walked toward the hall entrance leisurely, awakes the inducing resuscitation to pursue. 叶小天目瞪口呆地看着罗大亨施施然地向厅门口走去,醒了醒神才追上去。 Gu Jiaoyu approach, forehead tight pressed and heavyhearted said/tunnel: Historian Ai, you look at this......” 顾教谕迎上来,眉心紧蹙、忧心忡忡地道:“艾典史,你看这……” Ye Xiaotian does not beckon with the hand to say patiently: „It is not three days later hits? You hurry to try to find the solution, you teach the edict, you ask the students to talk openly one by one, must make them completely abandon past enmity. Good, this officer also has a more important matter to be busy, first walks one step.” 叶小天不耐烦地摆摆手道:“不是三天之后才打吗?你赶紧想办法,你是教谕嘛,你找学生们挨个谈心,务必让他们尽释前嫌。好了好了,本官还有更重要的事情要忙,先走一步。” Gu Jiaoyu also treated said again, Ye Xiaotian has pursued Daheng. Daheng had every reason to go home ahead of time, has not feared the father to scold, was filled with joy seriously, he conducted the arm the book bag to walk on the avenue, in high spirits, with two B youth. 顾教谕还待再说,叶小天已经追着大亨去了。大亨有了充份的理由提前回家,还不怕老爹责骂,当真是满心欢喜,他挎着书包走在大街上,兴高采烈,跟个二B青年似的。 Ye Xiaotian beckons with the hand to hint Li Yuncong and Su Xuntian to lead the person to follow on the heels, oneself half step catches up with Luo Daheng, said to him: Daheng, your method is not good, seemingly solved the conflict, in fact actually aggravates the situation, three days later what to do do they hit again?” 叶小天摆手示意李云聪苏循天率人跟在后面,自己快步追上罗大亨,对他说道:“大亨啊,你这法子不行啊,貌似解决了冲突,实际上却是火上浇油,三天之后他们再打起来怎么办?” Daheng looked at his one eyes very much surprisedly, said: I most make a notarization to them, whose father I am not their, are they die are live are the wound close my trifling thing remnantly?” 大亨很惊讶地看了他一眼,道:“我最多给他们做个公证,我又不是他们谁的爹,他们是死是活是伤是残关我屁事?” Ye Xiaotian said startled: They, if really had the casualty, you did not fear that their family members do ask you to trouble? They may be in the mountain the tribe chief child nephew.” 叶小天愕然道:“他们要是真的有了死伤,你就不怕他们家里人找你麻烦?他们可都是山中部落首领们的子侄啊。” Daheng is more surprised than him: „ Why do their father and elder brothers want to look for my trouble? I proposed to them a very reasonable suggestion, I have not compelled them to comply. I must climb up Wong Tai Sin mountians to make the testimony to them tirelessly, a wén coin reward does not receive, what do I attempt? 大亨比他还要惊讶:“他们的父兄为什么要找我的麻烦?我只是给他们提出了一个很合理的建议啊,我又没逼着他们答应。我还要不辞辛苦地爬上黄大仙岭给他们做见证呢,一文钱酬劳都不收,我图什么啊? If they really had the casualty, that is also the injustice has a debt to have main, who does looks who goes, will their families possibly look for my trouble? I said that this big brother, your brain is not probably clear! ” 他们要是真有了死伤,那也是冤有头债有主,谁干的找谁去呀,他们的家族怎么可能会来找我的麻烦呢?我说这位大哥,你的脑子好象不大清楚啊!” Ye Xiaotian hears to be a little dizzy, how may be this? This place folk culture is really entirely different from the in the capital meteorology, he really cannot adapt to the strange thought of native. 叶小天听得头有点晕,怎么可能会是这样呢?此地民俗风情果然与京中气象大不相同,他实在适应不了本地人的这种怪异思维。 Daheng sees his face strange manner, is suddenly enlighted saying: „! Right, you are an official, this matter turns over to you to manage. You must hurry to try to find the solution, otherwise really must have a casualty, your boss asks certainly you to trouble. The royal government always comforts comforting to comfort to these thorn again, perhaps makes you take the rap to subside the popular anger to the matter.” 大亨看见他一脸古怪的神气,恍然大悟道:“哦!对了,你是当官的,这种事儿归你管。那你可得赶紧想想办法了,要不然真要有个死伤,你的上司一定找你麻烦。朝廷对这些刺儿头可是一向安抚安抚再安抚的,到事没准就让你背黑锅以平息众怒。” This made three days later the fatty who on Wong Tai Sin mountians Hu county county school two big faction showdowns, absolutely does not have to realize probably oneself in the crucial role that plays, was instead worried for Ye Xiaotian. 这个一手制造了三天之后黄大仙岭葫县县学两大帮派对决的胖子,好象完全没有意识到自己在其中所起的关键作用,反而替叶小天担起心来。 Ye Xiaotian does not know whether to laugh or cry, but he changes mind thinks: Right! I am not real Code of History, I was forced somebody to do something he incapable of obviously, really worked as is an officer? Really must make ** bothersome, at the worst dismisses from office to remove from office, removes from office, I am worrying unable to get away......” 叶小天哭笑不得,可他转念一想:“对啊!我又不是真的典史,我明明是被赶鸭子上架,难道还真当自己是官了?真要闹出**烦,大不了罢官免职,免职好啊,我正愁走不了……” Ye Xiaotian transfers sorrow to be happy: Was reasonable, makes sense! At present since saw it, my officer very did not act, after 3rd......, the official in charge of documents and archival materials, county deputy and county magistrate Sir all knew when the time comes, making them worry and that's the end, why I minded others' business.” 叶小天转忧为喜道:“有道理,太有道理了!眼下既然看见了,我这个官也不好不出面,至于三日之后……,到时候主簿、县丞、县尊大人全都知道了,让他们操心就是了,我何必多管闲事。” Daheng is happy: No wonder your face astutely, is really a clear officer! I appreciate you very much! Come, I asked you to eat Osmanthus cake, this was my family female cook Tao Siniang does, the Tao Siniang craftsmanship was excellent, the done Osmanthus cake fragrance and sweetness, the entrance, I specifically called my father to come back Tao Siniang, side matter did not need her to manage, only made Osmanthus cake to me, was not the good friend I do not eat to him......” 大亨喜道:“难怪你一脸精明相,果然是个明白官!我很欣赏你!来,我请你吃桂花糕,这是我家厨娘桃四娘做的,桃四娘的手艺极好,做的桂花糕又香又甜,入口即化,我特意叫我爹把桃四娘请回来,旁的事都不用她管,就只给我做桂花糕,不是好朋友我才不给他吃……” Daheng said that while puts out a hand to touch to the pocket. The county school uniform/subdue and ordinary scholars long gown that he wears are similar, but needs the Zarb turban, does not wear the crown hat, moreover was on the clothes were many in two seam pocket, held to bring east and west for the student. 大亨一边说一边伸手摸向口袋。他穿的这县学制服与普通的士子袍服类似,只是必须要头扎布巾,不戴冠帽,另外就是衣服上多了两个内缝的口袋,想必是为了方便学生揣带东西 My Maya, how will have a snake.” “我的玛雅,怎么会有条蛇呢。” Daheng touches toward the pocket, catches a colorful grass snake, has a scare nearby Ye Xiaotian, rebounds hastily two steps, Daheng does not have the scared look, he grabbed that small snake to look up and down, said suddenly: Certainly is they want to make fun of me, on playbacked only the frog to go, this turned into the snake, does not know that next time they will put anything, really made one anticipate......” 大亨往口袋里一摸,就抓出一条花花绿绿的草蛇,把旁边的叶小天吓了一跳,连忙跳开两步,大亨却毫无惧色,他抓着那条小蛇上下看了看,恍然道:“一定是他们又想捉弄我,上一回放了只青蛙进去,这回变成蛇了,不知道下回他们会放些什么,真是令人期待啊……” Ye Xiaotian: „......” 叶小天:“……” Daheng takes off one from the waistband compared with the palm of the hand also short knife, delimited a blade on the snake abdomen deftly, that snake eats to hurt, entangled to tighten his hand quickly, Daheng hung the blade, with the finger in a snake abdomen place gouging, then deducted a snake guts, handed over to Ye Xiaotian, warm said/tunnel: Osmanthus cake was stolen, I asked you to eat the snake guts.” 大亨从腰带上摘下一把比巴掌还短些的小刀,麻利地在蛇腹上划了一刀,那蛇吃疼,倏地缠紧了他的手,大亨把刀一挂,用手指在蛇腹处一剜,便扣下一枚蛇胆,向叶小天一递,热情地道:“桂花糕被偷了,那我请你吃蛇胆吧。” Ye Xiaotian looks at that bloody, green chirp the gadget, swings with rattle-drum: no no no......” 叶小天看着那血淋淋、绿啦吧叽的玩意儿,把头摇得跟拨浪鼓似的:“不不不……” Daheng said disappointedly: This is good east and west. Don't you really eat? I ate.” 大亨失望道:“这可是好东西。你真不吃?那我自己吃了喔。” Daheng throws the dead snake on the road, hands over the snake guts with joy to own mouth, said: This east and west can relieve sickness to dehumidify, the cool clear vision and disintoxicating paralysis, is the excellent tonic. However eats can only swallow, cannot chew, otherwise very...... painstakingly......” 大亨把死蛇丢在路上,喜滋滋地把蛇胆递向自己嘴巴,说道:“这东西能祛风除湿、清凉明目、解毒去痱,是极好的补品呢。不过吃的时候只能吞、不能嚼,不然会很……苦……” Ye Xiaotian has a look at the fat face that Daheng breaks down, the probe to ask: „Did you chew?” 叶小天看看大亨垮下来的胖脸,试探地问道:“你嚼了?” Daheng shuts the mouth to make an effort to shake the head, is thrown into confusion grasps to hang the water pocket in waist bag, turned on the cover to fill several ruthlessly, this face was saying to Ye Xiaotian painstakingly: I made an effort a moment ago in a big way, cut the snake guts.” 大亨闭着嘴巴使劲摇摇头,手忙脚乱地抓起挂在腰袋上的水囊,打开盖子狠狠灌了几口,这才苦着脸对叶小天道:“刚才我用力大了些,把蛇胆划破了。” Ye Xiaotian: „......” 叶小天:“……” The roadside passes through an animated little miss, is the short skirt seedling, Ye Xiaotian and Luo Daheng has turned head as if by prior agreement, stared at others perfectly round compact thigh to glance over ruthlessly, when the thief took back the vision, two person vision bumped, immediately had the feeling of attracting each other. 路边走过一个俏生生的小姑娘,是个短裙苗,叶小天罗大亨不约而同地扭过头去,盯着人家浑圆紧致的大腿狠狠浏览了一番,贼兮兮地收回目光时,两个人目光一碰,顿时生出惺惺相惜之感。 Ye Xiaotian coughs, said: Remote mountain handsome bird, innocent, is eye-catching!” 叶小天咳嗽一声,道:“深山俊鸟,天真烂漫,令人眼前一亮啊!” Luo Daheng said: Feels very much the same way, but...... only may observe, cannot profane to play.” 罗大亨道:“深有同感,不过……只可远观,不可亵玩焉。” Ye Xiaotian admiration said/tunnel: Good that said! The men can **, cannot be obscene, you are a gentleman.” 叶小天敬佩地道:“说的好!男人可以**,不可以下流,你是君子。” Daheng shakes the head saying: No, non- is Daheng does not hope, the reality is Daheng does not dare!” 大亨摇头道:“非也非也,非是大亨不愿,实是大亨不敢!” Ye Xiaotian strange say/way: How did this words say?” 叶小天奇道:“此话怎讲?” Luo Daheng lowers the voice to say to Ye Xiaotian: „Do you know? It is said in this mountain Miao people is under the meeting the gu. This gu is a Miao people inherited secret technique, is mysterious, is similar to the Taoist skills of our Han people, some all sorts of magical things, you, if provokes Miao female carelessly, once got down the gu by her, that lived to might as well die and be in deep sorrow.” 罗大亨压低嗓音对叶小天道:“你知道吗?据说这山中苗人都是会下蛊的。这蛊是苗人祖传的一门秘术,非常神奇,跟我们汉人的道术差不多,有种种神奇之处,你要是胡乱招惹苗女,一旦被她下了蛊,那就生不如死、痛不欲生了。” Ye Xiaotian strange say/way: „Does world really have so mysterious strange east and west?” 叶小天奇道:“世间真有如此玄奥离奇的东西?” Daheng said: the world is big, full of extraordinary things. Do not think that your what/anything knows understands, yeah! I good to study Gǔ (legendary venomous insect) technique, paying how much money is good, what a pity I heard them, no matter you pay the big price, certainly not the Gǔ (legendary venomous insect) technique to divulge to an outsider.” 大亨道:“天下之大,无奇不有。千万不要以为你什么都知道都明白,哎!我好想学蛊术啊,出多少钱都行,可惜我听说他们不管你出多大的代价,都绝不会把蛊术外传的。” Ye Xiaotian thinks otherwise the said/tunnel: Heresy, non- reaches to execute finally. Otherwise haven't they called king proclaim oneself hegemon? This indicated that even if world really has this secret technique, still has the law of restraint inevitably. Your family is so rich, even if did not serve as an official can still the riches and honor life, studied Gǔ (legendary venomous insect) technique to do?” 叶小天不以为然地道:“旁门左道,终非晋身正法。要不然他们不早就称王称霸了?这说明就算世间真的有这种秘术,也必然有克制之法。你家那么有钱,就算不做官也能富贵一生了,学蛊术干什么?” Daheng said: I heard that Gǔ (legendary venomous insect) technique is omnipotent. Actually I want to study are not many, only studies one well talking non-sense gu.” 大亨道:“我听说蛊术无所不能。其实我想学的也不多,只学一个‘放屁蛊’就好。” Ye Xiaotian is astonished however said: talking non-sense gu? World also has this gu, why this does...... study use?” 叶小天讶然道:“放屁蛊?世间还有这种蛊么,这个……学来干嘛用?” Daheng said: Since Gǔ (legendary venomous insect) technique is omnipotent, talking non-sense gu has certainly. So long as I learned talking non-sense gu, under gave the mister and schoolmate, making them put all day continuous. The mister nature teaches embarrassed, the schoolmates are also embarrassed to attend class. county school yellow, I did not need to go to school......” 大亨道:“既然蛊术无所不能,放屁蛊就一定有的。我只要学会了放屁蛊,就下给先生和同学,让他们整天放个不休。先生自然不好意思来讲课,同学们也不好意思来上课。县学黄了,我就再也不用上学了……” Ye Xiaotian: „......” 叶小天:“……” Daheng has a look at Ye Xiaotian: What kind of?” 大亨看看叶小天:“怎么样?” Ye Xiaotian: Brother Daheng are farsighted, admire.” 叶小天:“大亨兄弟深谋远虑,佩服。” Daheng sighed low-spirited: Idea, although is good, what a pity cannot learn......” 大亨黯然叹道:“主意虽好,可惜学不到啊……” Ye Xiaotian: „......” 叶小天:“……” P: Asked the recommendation ticket honestly! A dream cup of voting, you have every day ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ P:诚求推荐票!梦想杯投票,您每天都有~~~~~~~ …… ……
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