RLY :: Volume #11

#78: Embarrassed day (Last Part)


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Ye Xiaotian holds the hand of Duo Ni to return to the lobby, because other powerful officials carried the wife family to communicate, therefore has not caused others to pay attention. Ye Xiaotian draws Duo Ni to that table by the banquet of porch corner by, said: You sit down!” 叶小天牵着哚妮的手回到前厅,因为还有其他权贵携了妻眷来往,所以并未引起别人注意。叶小天哚妮拉到那桌靠廊角的酒席旁,道:“你坐下!” Duo Ni anxious said/tunnel: Brother Xiaotian, where is my doing is not good, therefore they aim at me. Sorry, I...... I do not want to lose face to you.” 哚妮不安地道:“小天哥,是不是我哪儿做的不好,所以她们才都针对我。对不起,我……我不想给你丢脸的。” Ye Xiaotian pent-up anger not breath said/tunnel: Pulls! What you have to do isn't good? These smelly women must not exposed to others be better than her! Does not need to pay attention to them, you accompanied me to sit this are good!” 叶小天余怒未息地道:“扯!你有什么做的不好?那些臭娘们只是见不得别人比她好!不用理会她们,你就陪我坐这好了!” Guest that outside area comes, Zhan Ning'er and cousin have rushed, when Ye Xiaotian just now toward three go, she and cousin just entered the mansion gate, therefore had not seen, at this time sees Ye Xiaotian, Ning'er immediately in the heart one happy. 外地来的宾客那一席,展凝儿和表哥已经赶到,叶小天方才往三堂去时,她和表哥刚进府门,所以不曾见到,此时见到叶小天,凝儿顿时心中一喜。 However sees Ye Xiaotian to hold the hand of Duo Ni, two people affectionate appearances, Zhan Ning'er, although knows Duo Ni early is the Ye Xiaotian woman, but has not seen two people of intimate scenes after all, in the heart exudes to wipe acid intent immediately, digging mouth turns to be excessive. 不过一见叶小天拉着哚妮的手,两人那副亲昵的样子,展凝儿虽然早知哚妮叶小天的女人,可毕竟未见过二人亲热的场面,心中登时泛起一抹酸意,撅起嘴儿扭过了头去。 She wears a men's wear to sit side the cousin, in the additional Upper House the banquet proliferates again, noisy, Ye Xiaotian simply has not seen her. At this time the auspicious time has arrived, knows the guest to go forward to proclaim loudly: Invited elderly person!” 她穿着一身男装坐在表哥身边,再加上院中酒席遍布,乱烘烘的,叶小天根本没有看到她。这时吉时已到,知客上前高声宣道:“有请老寿星!” Immediately carves, plays music in unison pleasantly, the percussion instrument flies upwards, the people several banquet coldly Qingqing no one are attending a meeting to whoop because of the hall, at this time also the syllabic final, stood busily. 立时刻,喜乐齐奏,锣鼓飞扬,众人正因堂上几座酒席冷冷清清无人赴会而议论纷纷,这时忙也收声,纷纷站了起来。 open/stretch Yutong is supporting by the arm a fatty who wore the hundred Shou's scroll long gown walks slowly, saw open/stretch Yutong also to paste father's ear to say what gently, opened on the fatty face to have the Mona Lisa generally mysterious smile, is nodding gently. 张雨桐搀着穿了百寿图长袍的张胖子缓缓走出来,就见张雨桐还贴着父亲的耳朵轻轻说着什么,张胖子脸上带着蒙娜丽莎一般神秘的微笑,轻轻点着头。 open/stretch Yutong intends to neglect to the headmen who he said that will therefore soon operate the seat to the bamboo mat late, slowly news of starting off. open/stretch Fatty hears in the heart to hate secretly. In the surface actually maintains composure, only nods to the people with a smile. 张雨桐向他说的正是众土司有意怠慢,所以迟至筵会快要开席,才姗姗上路的消息。张胖子听得心中暗恨。面上却不动声色,只向众人含笑点头。 open/stretch Fatty always likes posing as a culture lover, how at this time can not make elegantly a little, therefore, Li Jiaoyu both arms at one fell swoop. Has a Ban Shan singer of preparation then to follow the cheerful melody early, was prefectural magistrate Zhang sang «Birthday Song»: Tianbao decides, by not outmoded. If mountain Rufu, criss-crossed like tomb, such as side of arrive Sichuan, to increase none who does not.......” 张胖子一向喜欢附庸风雅,这时候怎么能不弄得雅一点儿,于是,黎教谕双臂一举。早有准备的一班山歌手便伴随着欢快的曲调,为张知府唱起了《生日歌》:“天保定尔,以莫不兴。如山如阜,如冈如陵,如川之方至,以莫不增。……” This is Li Jiaoyu from " Shi Jing. Le Shi who Xiaoya » selects. Original poem not only these, but the original poem is officials respectful praised the monarchy birthday, some sentences use to open body some of fatty local despot to violate the taboo, therefore only chose sentence that respectfully congratulated the health, longevity. 这是黎教谕从《诗经.小雅》中择选的一首乐诗。原诗不仅这几句,不过原诗本是臣子们恭颂君主生日的,其中有些句子用在张胖子这位土皇帝的身上有些太犯忌讳,所以只选择了恭祝健康、长寿等的句子。 Li taught the edict cramp to raise the both arms, the voices of 18 Weishan singers became are more resounding immediately: Such as the permanence of moon/month. If rising of day. If the longevity of Nanshan, not Qian does not collapse! If the potassium alum of pine and cypress, all or receives......” 黎教谕抽筋似地把双臂又抬高了些,十八位山歌手的声音立即变得更加高亢起来:“如月之恒。如日之升。如南山之寿,不骞不崩!如松柏之茂,无不尔或承……” They just sang such as the longevity of Nanshan, thought that a guests unrest, stands 18 folk song personally written under side wing porch however stands, looks at steadily, only looks with the corner of the eye split vision, sees a clear Qu middle-aged person light/only the back. Wears knee-length shorts, has hair dishevelled, latter conducted the back also pulled out many bamboo tube cupping glasses. Crashes in the courtyard. 他们刚唱到“如南山之寿”,就觉得宾客们一阵骚乱,站在侧厢廊下的十八位山歌手肃然而立,目不转睛,只拿眼角余光看去,就见一个清瞿中年人光着脊梁。穿一条犊鼻裤,披头散发,后背上还拔了许多竹筒火罐。一头冲进院子。 18 well-trained folk song as if by prior agreement not ~ ~ ~, elongated three times this scale, sang Qian not to collapse. Follows close on the one breath to attract half, sees the barefoot and bare backs, to wear the knee-length shorts, the back has does not know that is the short and stout middle-aged people of many silver needle twinkles to/clashes, immediately such as......” got up endlessly. 十八名训练有素的山歌手不约而同地“不~~~”,足足把这个音阶拉长了三倍,才唱出“骞不崩”来。紧跟着一口气吸到一半,就见又有一个赤足、裸背、穿犊鼻裤,后背有也不知道是多少枚银针闪烁的矮胖中年人冲进来,登时“如……”起个没完了。 However they know that the prefectural magistrate Zhang custom is big. If the day of birthday made Mr. prefectural magistrate not happy, their poor life difficult insurance. With the strong self-stabilization, is supporting by hard and stubborn effort „the potassium alum of pine and cypress. All or received......” singing, faces have twisted indescribably. 不过他们都知道张知府规矩大。如果寿诞之日让知府老爷不痛快,他们小命都难保。是以强自镇定,硬撑着把“松柏之茂。无不尔或承……”给唱了出来,一个个面孔已扭曲得无法形容。 open/stretch Fatty is listening to «Birthday Song» smilingly, sees this one, stared in a big way the eye startled, desired gets angry, suddenly discovered that ran away the extremely distressed person wears the same knowledge unexpectedly. 张胖子正笑容可掬地听着《生日歌》,见此一幕,不由愕然瞪大了眼睛,欲待发怒,突然发现那逃得极其狼狈的人竟是戴同知。 Opens the fatty to lose the sound said: wears Chonghua does, what you make?” 张胖子失声道:“戴崇华,你做什么?” wears Chonghua sees a fatty, although has abandoned him to change to hold the thigh of Yu Junting, at this time could not attend, immediately goes forward to pray for rescue: Sir prefectural magistrate, prevents him in a big hurry! Li Jingli was insane!” 戴崇华一见张胖子,虽然早就弃了他改抱于珺婷的大腿,这时也顾不得了,立即上前求救:“知府大人,快快阻止他!李经历疯了!” The Li Jingli two items get angry raised, the angry sound exclaimed: You were insane! Surnamed Dai, even your Dai potential is big, I do not give up with you! Your this beast, dares to entice the sister-in-law!, Your I fight 300 rounds, is not you dies, is I perishes!” 李经历二目怒凸,怒声吼道:“你才疯了!姓戴的,就算你戴家势大,我也不与你善罢甘休!你这个禽兽,竟敢勾引大嫂!来来来,你我大战三百回合,不是你死,就是我亡!” Li Jingli harnesses, while pursues wears Chonghua around opening the fatty turns circle, opens the fatty to be transferred by them is completely muddled, cannot bear the anger shout: Sufficed! Today is the period of this official birthday, what you two scoundrel do east and west deliberately create trouble?” 李经历一边驾,一边追着戴崇华绕着张胖子转圈,张胖子被他们转得晕头转向,忍不住怒喝道:“够了!今日是本府之期,你们两个混账东西到底胡闹什么?” The Li Jingli physical strength is less to wear the same knowledge, runs pants: respectful...... respectful...... wished...... Sir prefectural magistrate...... the luck such as...... East China Sea, the longevity...... compared with Nanshan. The lower officials...... have no interest in offend, but...... but I with surnamed Dai, altogether...... does not wear the day......” 李经历体力不及戴同知,跑得气喘吁吁:“恭……恭……祝……知府大人……福如……东海,寿……比南山。下官……无心冒犯,可……可是我跟姓戴的,不共……戴天……” open/stretch Yutong saw the father excellent birthday to be stirred by these two, the air/Qi resulted in the complexion to be pale, only hated the father to celebrate the birthday, on him has not brought the blade, must open the both arms, made an effort a point two people, loudly shouted: Two Sirs, you sufficed, so appearance, highly improper!” 张雨桐见父亲大好寿诞被这两人搅了,气得脸色铁青,只恨父亲过大寿,他身上没有带刀,只得伸出双臂,将二人用力一分,大喝道:“两位大人,你们够了,如此模样,成何体统!” Li Jingli is pointing at wears Chonghua, the whole body trembling said/tunnel: You...... you asked him! You asked him!” 李经历指着戴崇华,浑身哆嗦地道:“你……你问他!你问他!” wears Chonghua that is kills did not acknowledge that categorically denies saying: Asked that what I do make? My undeserved very! Li brother, your I many years of friend, are you untrustworthy I? Others chew several root of the tongue carelessly, you believed!” 戴崇华那是打死都不承认的,矢口否认道:“问我做什么?我冤枉的很!李兄,你我多年的朋友,难道你还信不过我?旁人胡乱嚼几句舌根子,你就信了!” Li Jingli bah, scolded wickedly: Nonsense! Intersects with you for many years, knows that your manner mental disposition, I have not believed! wears Chonghua, east and west of your brute, I do not kill you, vowing is not a person!” 李经历恶狠狠地“呸”了一口,骂道:“废话!要不是和你相交多年,知道你的为人秉性,我还不信呢!戴崇华,你这个人面兽心的东西,我不杀你,誓不为人!” prefectural magistrate Zhang that always attaches importance to face saw with own eyes that to congratulate Kemen whispers, in the surface has various strange smiling faces, flies into a rage, said sternly: You two and you two irritated the old man , the period of old man birthday, you two so appearance came to disturb unexpectedly, was really absurd......” 一向好面子的张知府眼见贺客们交头接耳,面上都带着各种古怪的笑容,不由勃然大怒,厉声道:“你们两个、你们两个真是气死老夫了,老夫大寿之期,你们两个竟然这般模样前来捣乱,真是岂有此理……” Li Jingli suffering said/tunnel: Sir prefectural magistrate......” 李经历委屈地道:“知府大人……” open/stretch Fatty wields the hand, said sternly: I do not listen to the rotten matter that your dog skins have a stroke of bad luck! Today is the this official 59 th birthday, you are stark naked, rush to here to shout and wrangle, regarded the banister of vaudeville the this official long-lived bamboo mat, is to call this official to be ugly?” 张胖子把手一挥,厉声道:“我不听你们那些狗皮倒灶的烂事!今儿是本府59岁寿诞,你们赤身露体,跑到这里大呼小叫,把本府的寿筵当成了杂耍的勾栏,是要叫本府难看么?” At this time, in the seat the guests also discussed suddenly in a whisper, the voice that this they discussed time was too big, facial colors were very intense, as if suddenly heard any shocking news, opened the fatty in the fit of temper, looked at they surprised uncertain appearance is angry, said sternly: What to quarrel?” 这时候,席中众宾客突然又交头接耳地议论起来,这一次他们议论的声浪太大,一个个面色十分紧张,仿佛突然又听说了什么令人震惊的消息,张胖子正在气头上,瞧他们惊疑不定的样子更是恼怒,厉声道:“都吵什么?” Opens the one of the fatty vision on toward the people to sweep, decides on the governing dragon, sinking sound said: Govern dragon, you said, what matter creates a clamor?” 张胖子目光往众人身上一扫,定在御龙身上,沉声道:“御龙,你说,何事鼓噪?” The governing dragon complexion stands up pale slowly, facing vision that opening the fatty has doubts, governing dragon Bendai did not say, but the news comes, has spread in the guests rapidly, could not conceal the truth, governing Longsha was mute the sound saying: Just now...... just now front spreads the news, said that in Jianzhou and headmen ride a horse to come, after mansion gate......” 御龙脸色铁青地缓缓站起,面对张胖子疑惑的目光,御龙本待不说,可消息传来,已经在众宾客中迅速传开,根本瞒不住了,御龙沙哑着声音道:“方才……方才前头传来消息,说于监州和众土司乘马而来,经过府门……” Hears here, opening the fatty had thought that is not a little right, he doubts the sound said: After mansion gate?” 听到这里,张胖子已经觉得有点不对劲儿了,他疑声道:“经过府门?” The censor forehead is in a cold sweat, bends down to say slightly: Yes! They after the mansion gate, toward...... Dongshan.” 御史额头冒出了冷汗,微微俯身道:“是!他们经过府门,往……东山去了。” The father jumps, furious said/tunnel: Today Sir prefectural magistrate celebrates the birthday, they are muddy, if the safe/without matter, runs to tour Dongshan! Tours Dongshan, but also rides a horse before the mansion specially passes through, doesn't this hit the face of Sir prefectural magistrate?” 项父跳起来,怒不可遏地道:“今日知府大人过大寿,他们浑若无事,跑去游东山!游东山也就罢了,还特意乘马自府前经过,这不是打知府大人的脸么?” Really pig teammate! prefectural magistrate Zhang had shamed shamefully, he makes up such a blade, the prefectural magistrate Zhang chest fluctuates, inspires desperately, actually opens the mouth, the one breath cannot be attracting, the prefectural magistrate Zhang anger both eyes, the mouth is joining together suddenly several, suddenly pushes gold mountain, but actually the jade column, bang but actually. 真是猪队友一只!张知府本来就已羞得无地自容了,他又补上这么一刀,张知府胸膛起伏,拼命地吸气,却只是张着嘴巴,一口气也吸不进去,张知府怒突着双目,嘴巴翕合几下,突然推金山、倒玉柱,轰隆一声倒了下去。 Li Jingli stripped, is red the both feet, is supporting a put on weight belly, saw with own eyes that prefectural magistrate Zhang bang pours in own, two items of circles open the eyes as before, immediately screamed: „! Mr. prefectural magistrate faints......” 李经历光着膀子,赤着双脚,挺着个已经发福的肚子,眼见张知府轰隆一声倒在自己脚下,二目依旧圆睁,登时尖叫起来:“啊!知府老爷又晕倒啦……” Why I must say ‚’!” “我为什么要说‘又’!” Li Jingli has a look afraid, for fear that others realized that he deliberately raised the previous embarrassment of prefectural magistrate Zhang, but which also some people cared about him to shout what at this time, open/stretch Yutong, open/stretch Yi, governing dragon, father, Mr. Wu and the others, have snatched side a fatty anxiously anxiously. 李经历心虚地四下看看,生怕别人意识到他刻意提起了张知府的上一次难堪,可这时哪还有人在乎他喊什么,张雨桐、张绎、御龙、项父、吴父等人,已经急急抢到张胖子身边去了。 Ye Xiaotian also stood from the corridor corner, looks to surround these people silently, has a look at these to gather together to congratulate Ke who again talked in whispers, looked in the main hall from the window finally, inside that suspended four liquor, but nobody left. 叶小天也从长廊角落里站了起来,默默地看着围拢成一圈的那些人,再看看那些聚在一起窃窃私语的贺客,最后从窗口把目光投向了正厅内,那里边摆了四席酒,但空无一人。 This face hits, is really ruthless!” “这脸打的,真是狠呐!” Ye Xiaotian sighed secretly, he was clear, what is done cannot be undone, when Yu Junting was determined that to the supreme throne of Zhang launched the attack, again does not have the escape route, can only walk dutifully, but...... she as if can always find the best time, achieves the pinnacle the matter that she must do. 叶小天暗暗叹了口气,他清楚,开弓没有回头箭,当于珺婷决心向张家的至尊宝座发起攻击的时候,就再也没有退路,只能义无反顾地走下去,只是……她似乎总能找到最恰当的时机,把她要做的事做到极致。 Father! Father! You awake, father......” “爹!爹!你醒醒,爹啊……” At this time open/stretch Yutong sorrowful and uneasy voice. 这时张雨桐凄惶的声音。 Pinches in the person quickly! Pinches in the person quickly!” “快掐人中!快掐人中!” This is the voice of governing dragon. 这是御龙的声音。 In the Ye Xiaotian heart surges an ominous premonition: „......” His premonition became the fact unfortunately, opens the fatty not to faint, this he drops down time has not stood up again, his heart already asphyxiation. His birthday, becomes his death anniversary since then. 叶小天心中涌起一种不祥的预感:“难道……”他的预感不幸成了事实,张胖子没有“又晕倒”,这一次他倒下就再也没有站起,他的心脏已停止呼吸。他的生日,从此成为他的忌日。 Some person of dumb as a wooden chicken, some people depart in a panic, some people bustle about, some people wailed to cry, said and wears with knowing absolutely irreconcilable enmity Li Jingli really cannot achieve also continues and wears the same knowledge in this case to go all out, actual superior he sobered, discovered that wore with knowing has disappeared without a trace. 有人呆若木鸡,有人仓惶离去,有人东奔西走,有人号啕大哭,自称与戴同知有不共戴天之仇的李经历实在做不到在这种情况下还继续和戴同知拼命,实际上等他清醒过来,发现戴同知早已不知去向。 The mourning resounds happily sorrowfully. Former staff, but turned into «Requiem» from «Birthday Song»...... 丧乐哀婉地响起。还是原班人马,只不过从《生日歌》变成了《安魂曲》…… : open/stretch Pang, rests! various You, please vote for him sees off! Monthly ticket and recommendation ticket! :张胖,安息吧!诸友,请投票为他送行!月票、推荐票! ( to be continued ) (未完待续)
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