ROTH :: Volume #4

#8: Awkward ( Part 3 )

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Bai Mo looked at Ye Ci that and lowered the head to eat meal, somewhat is funny. She will not think that the family members were stop up the extreme upper cave man, yesterday that big matter, she really deceived oneself and others to think that all people didn't know? Looks expression that her relaxed, but also really makes the person unable to bear want to pierce her fantasy. 白陌看了看又低下头去吃饭的叶词,不禁有些好笑。她不会觉得家里人都是闭塞到了极点的山顶洞人吧,昨天那么大的事情,难道她就真的自欺欺人到认为所有人都不知道吗？看着她那松了一口气的表情,还真是让人忍不住想戳穿她的幻想呢。 Zuo Xiaolan looks that Ye Nantian had words on the tip of the tongue changes., Has curled upwards the outstanding corners of the mouth, this fellow, did not have the courage unexpectedly more and more, this words, placed for 20 years ago, no matter he absolutely did not ask asked that now unexpectedly can also unable to ask.? She is thinking looked at Bai Mo, sees only this fellow calm sitting to eat the chaos there, a face expression is calm, puts on despicable airs, only feared that does not know at heart is thinking anything. In having a look at Tan Polang, the head also lowers is lower than Ye Ci, in gulps is eating the jade nap, as if made on the person of forum event is not Ye Ci, but was he is the same. 左晓兰看着叶南天话到嘴边又生生的改了。,不禁翘了翘嘴角,这个家伙,居然越来越没有胆子了,这种话,放在20年前,他绝对不管不问的问出来,现在居然也能问不出。？她想着又看了看白陌,只见这个家伙淡定的坐在那里吃混沌,一脸表情平静无比,人模狗样的,只怕心里不知道在想什么呢。在看看谭破浪,脑袋低得比叶词还低,大口大口的吃着琨盹,仿佛做出了上论坛事件的人不是叶词而是他一样。 Zuo Xiaolan has swept a person of table, laughs in one's heart at heart, these fellows do not look that each stretches probably is all right to be the same, actually could boil at heart. Bai Mo that small fox, so long as Ye Nantian does not open the mouth, he will not say absolutely on own initiative this matter provokes Ye Ci, but Tan Polang let alone, had a look at the appearance that does not gain ground, counted on that he said first this topic, was impossible. As for Ye Nantian, the courage of great difficulty having, in the situation that interrupted a moment ago estimated that to open the mouth not quite to be easy again. But the unmarried girl who Ye Ci... she lives she is clearest. 左晓兰扫了一眼一桌子的人,心里暗笑,这些家伙别看各个都绷得好像没什么事一样,其实心里可能都要开锅了。白陌那个小狐狸,只要叶南天不开口,他绝对不会主动说这个事情招惹叶词,而谭破浪更别说了,看看那不抬头的样子,指望他先开口说这个话题,根本不可能。至于叶南天,好不容易鼓起的勇气,在刚才那一打岔的情况下估计要想再开口也不太容易了。而叶词…她生下来的闺女她最清楚。 Looks that the appearance is very tranquil, only feared that has seethed with excitement to must at heart to burn, hotches. 看着样子很平静,只怕心里已经沸腾得要燃烧了,坐立难安。 Looked to look at the past, finally this matter oak must count on one said. 看过来看过去,最后这种事橡还是得指望自己说出来。 Opportunity of this saying needs to look again. 只是,这个说出来的时机需要再找一下。 „Operational strength? Which on the one hand? Is the strength or the intelligence or the spirit is agile?” Bai Mo pretends one actually in the appearance that the Ye Nantian cookbook is interested in, very positive talking. “作战力？哪一方面？是力量还是智力还是精神还是敏捷？”白陌倒是装作一副对于叶南天的菜谱十分感兴趣的样子,很积极的搭话。 „Is the strength probably adds not many, can only add 30 points.” Ye Nantian as if attention completely was shifted by this issue, then starts line of gab mentioned own cookbook. “是力量不过好像加得不多,只能加30点。”叶南天似乎注意力全部被这个问题转移了,然后就开始夸夸其谈的说起自己的菜谱。 „30 points, although are not many, but, can add the first half hour not with[ medicine] buff counter-balances, is actually very good.” Bai Mo also very earnest reply Ye Nantian issue. Suddenly, probably two people shifted the cookbook to come up the attention really completely, only then they know that in the heart was actually thinking anything. “30点虽然不多,但是也可以,能加上半小时呢又不会和〖药〗品的buff抵消掉,倒是很好的。”白陌也很认真的回答起叶南天的问题。一时间,好像两个人真的全部把注意力转移到了菜谱上去了,可是只有他们自己才知道心里面到底在想什么。 Tan Polang also thought that has buried to eat the thing not quite to be probably good, therefore discussed with two people: „Adoptive father, what do you have quite good cookbook?” 谭破浪也觉得一直埋着头吃东西好像不太好,于是跟着两个人讨论起来:“干爹,你还有什么比较好的菜谱啊？” „Recently had washed several in the auction room, I also tried several new vegetables to add the well strength the cookbook not to be many, actually some additional strange things. For example I made a spicy beef the day before yesterday unexpectedly am additional own density.” Ye Nantian hey has smiled: „Was right, is own density useful?” “最近在拍卖行淘了好几张,我自己也尝试了好几个新菜不过加井战力的菜谱不多,倒是有些加奇奇怪怪的东西的。比如说我前天做了个夫妻肺片居然是加亲密度的。”叶南天嘿嘿的笑了起来:“对了,亲密度有什么用啊？” „Um, is deepens the favorable impression value between strange men and women to handle some intimate matters...” Imperial sacrifices Polang spoke thoughtlessly replies, but, he after replying thought that own mouth was too quick, wished one could to nip to go and come own tongue. “嗯,就是加深陌生男女之间的好感值可以做一些亲密的事情…”禅破浪随口就回答道,可是,他直到回答了之后才觉得自己的嘴太快了,恨不得将自己的舌头咬下去来。 „What intimate matter?” Zuo Xiaolan does not wait for the imperial sacrifices Polang voice to fall, then asked that was saying, she while blinked, displays itself very not to be as if clear, but, her eyeground that point happily betrayed her innermost feelings: „Which matters refer to the intimate matter?” “什么亲密的事情？”左晓兰不等禅破浪的话音落,就接着问起来一边说着,她一边眨了眨眼睛,表现自己似乎很不明白,只是,她眼底那一分得意出卖了她的内心:“哪些事情是指亲密的事情？” Bai Mo looks at Zuo Xiaolan that attire very innocently very chaste expression, cannot bear is sighing at heart: Maternal aunt, actually you can also install more innocent you also to install some chastely, don't you directly install 15 years old? Your family unmarried girl has been able to get married now, you such install you not to fear that the day does hit to be struck by lightning? 白陌看着左晓兰那装得很无辜很纯洁的表情,忍不住在心里叹息:姨妈,其实你还可以装得更无辜一些你还可以装得更纯洁一点,你怎么不直接去装15岁啊？你家闺女现在都已经可以嫁人了,你这么装你就不怕天打雷劈么？ „I am underage, does not know.” Tan Polang will pick immediately cleanly, but, after contacting Zuo Xiaolan that murder vision also over the face red said: „But, I think, for example, kisses, holds and so on......” “我还未成年,不知道。”谭破浪立刻将自己摘干净不过,在接触到左晓兰那杀人般的目光之后又满面通红的说:“不过,我想,比如,亲一下,抱一下之类的……” Tan Polang could not be justified, clamps the jade nap to rush toward mouth in gulps, hunchback oneself with thing, this was says simply wrong many. 谭破浪说不下去了,又大口大口夹着琨盹往嘴里塞奔,还是用东西塞偻自己吧,这简直是说多错多啊。 Zuo Xiaolan casts a sidelong glance Ye Ci, her head lowered again cannot lower. Therefore turns the head to ask Bai Mo: „Does Bai Mo, kiss to hold?” 左晓兰瞟了一眼叶词,她的头已经低得不能再低了。于是又转头问白陌:“白陌,就只是亲一下抱一下吗？” Bai Mo has not thought that the maternal aunt can transfer the spear point temporarily facing oneself, immediately the big garden, he quickly prays for rescue from his ally Ye Nantian, but, Ye Nantian very much turning the head of loyalty does not drink water now. Makes Bai Mo awkwardly there. 白陌可没有想到姨妈会临时转了矛头面对自己,顿时大圃,他赶快向自己的盟友叶南天求救,不过,叶南天现在很不义气的转头喝水去了。弄得白陌尴尬的愣在那里。 Zuo Xiaolan has narrowed the eye: „Bai Mo, your this age, if me were telling that anything does not know, was too false.” 左晓兰眯了眯眼睛:“白陌,你这个年龄要是在跟我说啥都不知道,就太假了吧。” The face of Bai Mo must cramp, he is looking at Zuo Xiaolan that eyes, actually wants to roar Venerable very much, Maternal aunt, first what starts to install is hello! Is hello!! Does not want anything to advance on me!!! However, Bai Mo kills is not having courage in this case says this words. He only then has swallowed saliva afraid, then glanced to the left he * some little time saying: „Naturally, but also there is anything other. „ Which other?” 白陌的脸都要抽筋了,他望着左晓兰那双眼睛,其实很想咆尊,姨妈,先开始装的是你好不好！是你好不好！！不要什么都推到我身上来！！！但是,白陌打死都没有这个胆子在这个情况下说出这种话。他只有心虚的咽了一口口水,然后左顾而言他的*哧了好一会才说:“当然,还有什么别的。“哪些别的？” „Kisses other place, held other place” Bai Mo not to be justified, he now is simply restless. Although this age, any matter knows, but, knows with before family member confident said the firm two having nothing to do with one another direction! “亲别的地方,抱别的地方”白陌已经说不下去了,他现在简直如坐针毡。虽然他这个年纪了,什么事情都知道,但是,知道和在家人面前坦然的说出来坚决两个风马牛不相及的方向！ „For example? Where kisses? Where hugs?” Zuo Xiaolan had not planned must let off Bai Mo, she flaunts me is being newbie I feared that whose shameless banner, pledged must clarify these issues, is pursuing to the end and hit hard to Bai Mo, made that Bai Mo is very distressed. “比如？亲什么地方？抱什么地方？”左晓兰显然没有打算要放过白陌,她打着我是新人我怕谁的无耻旗号,发誓要将这些问题弄个清楚,对着白陌穷追猛打,弄得白陌好不狼狈。 The face of Bai Mo was somewhat red, this was also too awkward...... 白陌的脸有些红了,这也太尴尬了吧…… But Zuo Xiaolan looks at Bai Mo, while with split vision tight is staring at the performance of Ye Ci, saw only her hand somewhat to shake, the ear was blushing slightly, she has lowered the head, it is estimated that can see a monkey buttocks same face. Regarding displays Zuo Xiaolan like this appears suitable satisfaction. 而左晓兰一边看着白陌,一边用余光紧紧的盯着叶词的表现,只见她的手都有些抖了,耳朵更是微微的发红,要不是一直她都低着头,估计能看见一张猴子屁股一样的脸。对于这样的表现左晓兰显得相当的满意。 Bai Mo thought that own liver is trembles, he looked at Ye Nantian afraid, where sees only the Ye Nantian complexion also very to arrive goes. Although he regarding these matters is very enlightened, but in this case became three children to say issue that this intent has referred, he thought that was much more awkward. 白陌觉得自己的肝都是颤的,他心虚的看了看叶南天,只见叶南天的脸色也好不到什么地方去。虽然他对于这些事情还是十分开明的,但是在这种情况下当着三个孩子说这种意有所指的问题,他还是觉得尴尬得不得了。 „Um?” Bai Mo slowly did not reply that satisfies Zuo Xiaolan, she snort|hum the nose was warning Bai Mo must coordinate, made that the liver of Bai Mo trembled. “嗯？”白陌迟迟的不回答让左晓兰十分不满意,她哼着鼻子警告着白陌要配合,弄得白陌的肝更颤了。 His big has swallowed saliva, said with almost and sound of mosquito size: „For example kisses, for example holds there there...” He cannot be justified again, simply lowered the head with the imperial sacrifices Polang study loudly is stuttering the deceive nap, ate while is contrary to convictions saying: „, Today this weather is really somewhat cool, eats a large bowl fast nap really to be so warm, is really warm.” 他大大的咽了一口口水,用几乎和蚊子大小的声音说:“比如说亲嘴啊,比如说抱那里那里啊…”他再也说不下去,干脆跟禅破浪学低下头大口吃着诓盹,一边吃一边违心的说着:“啊啊,今天这个天气真是有些凉啊,吃这么一大碗铤盹真暖和,真暖和啊。” Too false, was too simply false! 太虚伪了,简直太虚伪了！ Regarding the performance of Bai Mo, all people give the manner of most despising. However Bai Mo decided that in should not be any honorable gentleman at this moment, makes false to make that he continues like this to be small 对于白陌的表现,所有人都给予了最鄙视的态度。不过白陌决定在此时此刻还是别做什么正人君子,就让他这样继续的虚伪下去做个小 The people were good. 人好了。 Zuo Xiaolan obtained itself to obtain[ answered] case, no longer pressed Bai Mo, then natural turned the head to look to sit in own Ye Ci smile: „Had Xiao ci, your been kissed?” 左晓兰已经得到了自己想要得到的〖答〗案,就不再难为白陌了,然后大大方方的转头看着坐在自己身边的叶词微笑:“小词啊,你被人亲过嘴没有？” ?... ?… Has hoped to turn into nihility Ye Ci after hearing the mother roll-call diligently thought immediately the back was cool, she also without enough time swallows the jade nap of oneself mouth, heard the issue that oneself mother shocks everybody to blurt out. Various of her innermost feelings intertwine various types the jade that but various types damn immediately her mouth dozes pushed out completely! 一直努力希望将自己变成虚无的叶词在听到老妈点名之后立刻觉得脊背都凉了,她还来不及咽下自己嘴里的琨盹,就已经听到自己老妈惊世骇俗的问题已经脱口而出了。她内心的各种纠结各种无奈各种草泥马立刻将她嘴里的琨盹全部推了出去！ Felt sorry for sat in Ye Ci opposite Tan Polang, this in vain had been spurted all over the head and face wonton by Ye Ci, immediately there, Ye Nantian hastily that towel scratched to estimate that to him he could not have gotten back one's composure. 只是可怜了坐在叶词对面的谭破浪,他就这样白白的被叶词喷了一头一脸的馄饨,顿时愣在那里,要不是叶南天连忙那毛巾给他擦估计他还回不过神来呢。 Ye Ci not only puffed out the deceive nap of mouth, oneself were choked the fierce cough by the mother issue, quite a while could not say a few words. 叶词不但将嘴里的诓盹喷了出去,自己更是被老妈的问题呛得剧烈的咳嗽起来,半天都说不出一句话。 Zuo Xiaolan makes the loving mother shape hastily, is patting Ye Ci behind, while said smiling: „Oh, you said you, the big person, what ate makes quickly , did nobody snatch with you? You have a look, made how Polang also eats, made that a table is so dirty” 左晓兰连忙做出慈母状,一边拍着叶词的后面,一边笑意盈盈的说:“哎呀,你说你,都多大的人了,吃那么快做什么,又没有人跟你抢是不是？你看看,弄得破浪还怎么吃啊,弄得一桌子这么脏” She hey smiling of: „ Then the big miss, did hear to kiss spurts? Then big matter! Who not young, who had not been kissed, I am speak thoughtlessly to ask that you, if did not have to say does not have, had does not need to be so excited, you had a look, did you have a look...? 她嘿嘿的笑了笑:“那么大的姑娘了,怎么听到个亲嘴就喷了？这才多大的事情啊！谁没有年轻过,谁没有被人亲过啊,我就是随口问问嘛,你要是没有就说没有,有也不用这么激动了,你看看,你看看…? Ye Ci coughed unable to speak, now is pushed Wu to be implicated by mother cannot sit still. 叶词本来就咳得说不出话来,现在更是被老妈挤芜得连坐都坐不住了。 Her sorrowful thinking, in the family these people knew at heart absolutely completely the matter of picture, this, this, this was too sorrowful...... 她的心里悲哀的想,绝对的,家里这些人全部都知道了照片的事情了,这,这,这太悲哀了…… „Oh, good was good, have not coughed, even if were kissed did not have anything, actually, before girl marriage, must make several boyfriends, you must look for appropriately, disposition or psychology, naturally, physiology appropriate is also very important, size, size, very important...” Zuo Xiaolan is patting the back to Ye Ci while continues to talk endlessly. “哎呀,行了行了,别咳嗽了,就算被人亲了也没什么,其实吧,女孩子结婚之前就要多交几个男朋友,你总得找个合适的吧,无论是性格还是心理,当然,生理的合适也很重要,尺寸啊,尺寸啊,很重要的…”左晓兰一边给叶词拍着背一边继续喋喋不休。 But the consequence that these words cause was almost all people are choked. Ye Ci difficult stands, looks at Zuo Xiaolan sincerely, almost must cry saying: „Mother, I ate to the full, but also wants on -hook, did not help you wash dishes” then resolutely ran. 而这句话带来的后果是几乎所有人都被呛到了。叶词更是艰难的站起来,真诚的看着左晓兰,几乎要哭出来的说:“妈,我吃饱了,还要挂机,就不帮你洗碗了”然后毅然决然的跑了。 Afterward runs is Bai Mo, again is Tan Polang, until finally is Ye Nantian, he stands, stares at Zuo Xiaolan some little time, was saying suddenly: „Wife, before me you have not tried others, my size haven't you satisfied?” 随后跑得是白陌,再然后是谭破浪,直到最后才是叶南天,他站起来,凝视着左晓兰好一会,忽然说道:“老婆,在我之前你也没有试过别人啊,那我的尺寸你还满意不？” This, was one's turn Zuo Xiaolan to be choked 这回,轮到左晓兰被呛到了
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