„Looked that shouldnot have the issue......”
“看一眼应该没问题吧……”Hao Renlikebeing a thiefsamelooked around the half of the day, inas ifthisroomcrowded the camerato be the sameeverywhere, is mumbling before whilearrived at the Raven 12345desk, onMobile Data Terminal of hisverycuriousthatgoddessSirsomewhatthings- thiscame from the curiousinstinct of human, althoughheknows that did thisverybored, butcould not control.郝仁如同做贼一样东张西望了半天,仿佛这房间中到处都塞满了摄像头一般,然后一边嘟嘟囔囔着一边来到渡鸦12345的办公桌前,他很好奇那位女神大人的数据终端上会有些什么东西-这源自人类的好奇天性,虽然他知道这样做很无聊,但就是控制不住。
The resultcollectedto look,hediscoveredthatis a page that watcheslikely the forum, the abovewritingis not the Earthwriting, but can definitely be able to understandthrough the seamlesstranslation of Mobile Data Terminal, the pageaboveraised the headto write„shadowsub-citycommunityto irrigateversion”. Healsorecords„shadowsub-city”is being the Xiling Empirecapital, isin the mortalcognition„highestgod”, thereforeinseeingflashHao Ren of thistitlefelt that a solemn silence the atmospherepoundsright in the face, butisto lethimshocksin the pagemostabovefirsttopicpost:
结果等凑过去一看,他发现那是一个看着像论坛的页面,上面的文字并非地球文字,但通过数据终端的无缝翻译完全能看得懂,页面上方抬头写着“影子城社区灌水版”。他还记着“影子城”就是希灵帝国的首府,也是凡人认知里的“最高神界”,于是在看到这个标题的一瞬间郝仁就感觉一种庄严肃穆的气氛劈头盖脸砸下来,而在页面最上方的第一个话题贴更是让他震惊不已:„Recentlymovedto a primitiveuniverseworks asGod, howcanpretend itselfto work as the appearance of Godfrequently? OnlineveryanxiousRaven 12345, fromdemonleadingtypeMobile Data Terminal, publishesbefore30minutes.”
“最近调到一个原始宇宙当上帝了,怎样才能装作自己经常当上帝的样子？在线等挺急的-渡鸦12345,来自魔导式数据终端,发表于三十分钟前。”Underthispost, the Hao Renthatfar-fetchedfemalebosswas selected more than 230to praise, has toppedartificially......
这条帖子下面,郝仁那不靠谱的女上司被人点了两百三十多个赞,已经人工置顶了……Hao Renleaves the desksilently, returning to ownseatto sit wellhonestly, hangs the headto the navelpositiondiligently, thought that ifRaven 12345knows how hesawthispost, thatmental illnessgoddesscanbecome angry out of shamesecondhe......郝仁默默离开办公桌,回到自己的座位上老老实实坐定,努力把脑袋垂到肚脐眼位置,心想要是渡鸦12345知道他看见了这篇帖子会怎样,那个神经病女神会不会恼羞成怒秒了他……
The lastbit of impracticalfantasy of Hao RentoSpace - Time Administrative Bureauis crashingin any caseat this moment, althoughheknows that Space - Time Administrative Bureauis a fearfulcolossus, to jumped a cadreat and above the deputy section levelto be ablefearfullycasuallywithoutreading the stripsecondentireMilky Way, butheknows that nowthathelp/gangstrengthsecond of a big shot who fallsMilky Waybasicallyhas no free timecalamitycalamityhuman- can be inferredfromRaven 12345, do youlook atthatmental illnessalsoto do a proper businessevery day?
反正郝仁对时空管理局的最后一丝不切实际的幻想就是在此刻崩塌的,尽管他知道时空管理局是个可怕的庞然大物,可怕到了里面随便蹦出来个副科级以上干部就能在不读条的情况下秒了整个银河系,但他现在更知道那帮有实力秒掉银河系的大佬基本上没空下来祸祸人类-从渡鸦12345身上就可窥见一斑了,你瞧那个神经病每天还干点正事么？Is loweringinHao Ren the headis indulging in flights of fancy, in the roomsuddenlycurls up a bluerayvortex, Raven 12345transmits, hersuddenpresentsHao Renhas a scare, butshedoes not knowprobablyHao Renpeepeda moment agoownMobile Data Terminal, inRaven 12345pinches a crystalthin slice of matchboxsizeto handonHao Ren: „Givesyou, the preservation, will be well usefulfrom now on.”
正在郝仁低着脑袋胡思乱想的时候,房间里突然卷起一阵蓝色的光芒漩涡,渡鸦12345传送回来了,她的突然出现把郝仁吓了一跳,不过她好像并不知道郝仁刚才偷看自己的数据终端,渡鸦12345手里捏着一个火柴盒大小的水晶薄片递到郝仁手上:“给你,好好保存,今后用得上。”„What is this?”Hao Renalreadytovariousunusualhigh-techgadgeta littleimmunities that Space - Time Administrative Bureauissues, thereforeaskedcuriously, had not been madwith the samehickinitiallyexclaimsfully.
“这又是啥？”郝仁已经对时空管理局下发的各种稀奇高科技玩意儿有点免疫力,所以只是好奇地问了一句,并没有跟当初一样土包子气十足地惊叹不已。
The Raven 12345toneonis lendingothershalfrubberprobably: „Spaceshipstarts the key, is the practicepilottrains the card.”渡鸦12345的口气就好像在借给别人半块橡皮:“飞船启动钥匙,也是见习驾驶员培训卡。”Hao Renjustreceived the crystalthin slice, hearswordis equally fierceon the iron that andfeels the burning redtrembles, almostgives the groundthatseeminglyfrailincomparablecrystalthin slice, hereallyentered the hickpatterninevitable: „What did yousay?! Spaceship?!”郝仁刚接过水晶薄片,闻言就跟摸着烧红的烙铁一样猛一哆嗦,差点把那看上去脆弱无比的水晶薄片给掉到地上,他果然还是无可避免地进入了土包子模式:“你说啥？！飞船？！”„Right, the spaceship,”Raven 12345nods, „doessurprisedly? UnderSpace - Time Administrative Bureauhas the innumerableuniverse, theworldorderedrange that Imanageis30 billionlight years- as30 billionlight yearsinonlyhas the cardgods, Ielect a spokesmanto look that hedoes toss aboutonEarth? Youwork asin each imperial capitalare the intricate carvingsfan.”
“对啊,飞船,”渡鸦12345点点头,“这么惊讶干什么？时空管理局下面有数不清的宇宙,我管理的这个世界有序范围达到三百亿光年-作为三百亿光年内唯一的有证神明,我选个代言人难道就是看他在地球上折腾的？你当每一个上帝都是微雕爱好者啊。”Hao Renalmostreceived the crystalthin slicein the condition that the braintingled with numbness, hemade an effortto swallow the saliva: „Makesmestroke...... youto mean,I can also study the spaceship?! Thisspanis a little big!”郝仁几乎是在大脑发麻的状态下接过了水晶薄片,他使劲咽着口水:“让我捋捋……你的意思是说,我还得学着开飞船？！这个跨度有点大啊！”„All right, temporarilycannot use, givesyourspaceshipnot to examine and approve, mylightgaveyouto apply for a securitylock......”
“没事,暂时用不上,给你的飞船还没审批下来呢,我就光给你申请了个防盗锁……”Hao Ren: „......”郝仁:“……”How does the thinking mode of thisgoddessrevolve? Thisabsolutelydoes not have the ruleto be good!
这个女神的思维方式到底怎么运转的？这完全没有规律好么！Hao RenalsoconfirmedwithRaven 12345several, finallyfinallydeterminedoneselftrulydo not needto consider the spaceshipin a short timeandoutside the planetissue, the goddess that thisbrainis sickreallyonlyapplied forspaceshipcorelocktohim- completelywherecannot see the significance, Hao Renfelt that thislinked the housenot to buyfirstto subscribe the burglar-proof doorpestleprobablyon the avenue, the significancecanpoke the loopwith the keyevery day, tocompletesomepsychologicalsense of achievement? But the issuespoke franklyaccording toRaven 12345, the core of newspaceshiplocksnot to deliverfrom the factory, thiskeyissheasks somebodyto takedirectlyfrom the workshop, shedoes not know that givesHao Rento be usefulthisahead of time......郝仁又跟渡鸦12345确认了好几遍,最后终于确定自己在短时间内确实不用考虑飞船和外星球的问题,这个脑子有病的女神真的只给他申请了个飞船核心锁-完全看不出意义何在,郝仁感觉这就好像连房子还没买上就先去订了个防盗门杵在大街上,难道意义就是可以每天用钥匙戳锁眼,以完成某种心理上的成就感？但问题是据渡鸦12345坦言,就连新飞船的核心锁也还没从工厂送过来,这个钥匙是她托人直接从车间捎过来的,她也不知道把这个提前给郝仁有什么用……Thisdisorderlymental illnesswomanhas not definitely been ableto exchange.
这个颠三倒四的神经病女人已经完全无法交流了。„Matter?”No matterRaven 12345others, becauseherrare and beautiful flowerslogichad the bigdifficulty, sheis patting the shoulder of Hao Renas if nothing has happened, „the words that mustbe all rightIwent backto continueto be busy, this whole lifepostedto be approved for the first time......”
“还有事没？”渡鸦12345才不管别人因为她的奇葩逻辑产生了多大困扰,她跟没事人一样拍着郝仁的肩膀,“要没什么事的话我就回去继续忙了,这辈子第一次发帖被人赞……”Hao Renwantsto nodto leavesubconsciously, the luckylast minute his reasoncomes backagain: „Wait! Lastmatter!”郝仁下意识就想点头走人,万幸最后一刻他的理智再次回来:“等等！还有最后一件事！”Raven 12345looked atHao Renonecuriously, the question that before the latterhurriesseizedthisopportunityto ask, not to havewith enough timeto ask: „Idiscover a matterInvalidVivian, the magictomebloodmagictoIdrive out the curse the timedirectlyfailed to explode, herbloodis also uselesstome, moreovergoes totimetheseLetta rune of Britainalso......”渡鸦12345好奇地看了郝仁一眼,后者赶紧抓住这个机会问出了之前没来得及问的问题:“我发现一件事,魔法对我无效-薇薇安用血魔法给我驱除诅咒的时候就直接哑火了,她的血液对我也没用,而且去英国的时候那些莱塔符文也……”
The Hao Renone breathsaidseveralunusual forms that oneselfmet, hedoes not think that this„magicimmunity”alsoworkedtoSpace - Time Administrative Bureau the laterwelfare project, ifthere is this benefitsRaven 12345certainlyto tellhimahead of time, althoughthisgoddesswas the mental illness, butshewas unlikelyto fall the chaininthisissue. Moreoverwhatis more importantis- magicimmunityphenomenonappears for the first time beforeHao Renmakes the bodyadjustment, at that timehewas a thoroughaverage person, the magicimmunityabilityhas the fishyfrom the startinevitably.郝仁一口气把自己遇上的几次异状都讲了出来,他并不认为这个“魔法免疫”也是给时空管理局打工之后的福利项目,因为如果有这个福利的话渡鸦12345一定会提前告诉他的,虽然这个女神是个神经病,但她不大可能在这个问题上掉链子。而且更重要的是-魔法免疫现象第一次出现是在郝仁进行身体调整之前,那时候他压根就是个彻彻底底的普通人,魔法免疫的能力必然另有蹊跷。
The Raven 12345hearthisdescription, showed the seriousexpressionrarely, sheis sizing upHao Ren, the whole body that untillooks at the latteris scaredopens the mouth: „Immunityvampirebloodmagicandbloodirrigation? ImmunityLetta runeinfluence? Simultaneously can also eliminate the Letta runeeffectdirectly? In additionothersituation?”渡鸦12345听完这一番描述,罕见地露出了严肃表情,她上上下下打量着郝仁,直到把后者看的浑身发毛才开口:“免疫吸血鬼的血魔法和鲜血灌注？免疫莱塔符文影响？同时还能直接清除莱塔符文的效果？除此之外还有别的情况没？”Hao Rensees the expression on ravenfacealsoto followto be anxious, heguesses that ownthissituation is really not perhaps simple, canletat presentthisgoddess that unexpectedlylacks the mindrevealsthisappearance, thereforerecalledwell, finallyshakes the headfirmly: „Did not have. Moreover words saying that Ihave not contactedothermagic...... has contactedin any caseat presentthesemyimmunity. Yousaid that Iaminbornallam the demonexempt? Thisgoes against heaven's will the attribute......”郝仁看到渡鸦脸上的表情也跟着紧张起来,他猜自己这情况恐怕还真不简单,竟然能让眼前这个缺心眼的女神都露出这模样,于是好好回忆了一下,最后坚定摇头:“没了。而且话说我也没接触过别的魔法啊……反正目前接触过的这些我都免疫。你说我是不是天生全系魔免？这逆天属性……”Raven 12345springsonebunch of sparksto hitconvenientlyonHao Ren: „Goes against heaven's will, youwant is too many.”渡鸦12345顺手弹出一束火花打在郝仁身上:“逆天个屁,你想太多。”
After a halfminute, Hao Rengets backfrom the paralysiscondition, a facecomplaint: „How your said that beganto begin...... to sayIwas not the demonexemptAh?”
半分钟后,郝仁从麻痹状态恢复过来,一脸怨念:“你这怎么说动手就动手呢……这么说我不是魔免啊？”„Not is completely, youcanimmunitypart of magics, whichpartbutconcreteis...... alsoneedsto investigate the investigation,”Raven 12345is knitting the brows, „thispossibly is also the issue left over by history, butdo not worry,itis at least harmless.”
“不完全是,你会免疫一部分魔法,但具体是哪一部分……还需要调查调查,”渡鸦12345皱着眉,“这可能也是个历史遗留问题,但你别担心,它至少无害。”„Cansaytome?”Hao Renguesses that Raven 12345shouldknowcertaininside stories, immediatelycollects, „this happened abovemeafter all, Ithought that Iat leasthad the right to know.”
“能给我说说么？”郝仁猜渡鸦12345应该知道某些内情,立刻凑了上去,“这毕竟发生在我头上了,我觉得自己至少有个知情权。”„IssueisIcannotdetermine,now can only roughlyjudgeis relatedwithPlane of Dreams,”Raven 12345looks at the eye of Hao Ren, the expressiondoes not counterfeit, „will contact the Plane of Dreamspersonusuallyto havesomechange, butoverwhelming majoritywill be the malignantvariations, cannot live that severaldaysdied, a sleep/feltlikeyouwoke uptosomemagicimmunitiessituations...... is an exceptional case, after Imustinvestigate, had the conclusion.”
“问题是我都不敢确定,现在只能大致判断跟梦位面有关,”渡鸦12345看着郝仁的眼睛,表情不似作假,“接触过梦位面的人通常都会产生某种变化,但绝大部分都是恶性变异,活不了几天就死的那种,像你这样一觉醒来就对部分魔法免疫的情况……是个特例,我必须调查之后才有结论。”„Is also relatedwithPlane of Dreams?”Hao Renfinallymysterious and place of dangertothathad the initiativeinterest, „itiswhatgadget, how......”
“又跟梦位面有关？”郝仁终于对那个神秘而又危险的地方产生了主动的兴趣,“它到底是个什么玩意儿,怎么……”„Did yourselfhave a looknot to know?”Raven 12345smiles, „youonlycontactedonetime, but alsohad not understoodthatspacetruth, Iwill not tellyou is too many, yourselfstudy.”
“你自己去看看不就知道了？”渡鸦12345神秘一笑,“你只接触了一次,还远未了解那个空间的真相,我不会告诉你太多的,你自己研究吧。”„Wasthistypesaid that halfkepthalf ofsituations,”Hao Rencould not bearreadbroken, „onlyhadthisindeitywithfairytaleveryto look like...... Ohto be right, finallymatter!”
“又是这种说一半留一半的情况,”郝仁忍不住碎碎念起来,“唯有这点跟神话故事里的神仙挺像……哦对了,最后还有件事！”Hao Renalmostforgot an important purpose that the tripcomes, thinksat this timethenhurried saying: „Does the languageissue of mygroup of tenantsgiveto be solved? GraspedVivianandLilytoBritainblindly, Y’zakswill not say the logical expression,nowthatbigdevilholds the languagecopy clerk of thiselementary schoolfirst gradeto read the Pinyinall day long, betweenWerewolfvampire and devildepended upon the sign language and glyphtalk, suchentireIreallydo not knowhowagainoneselfalsofacedHollywood and beginningnovel......”郝仁差点忘记此行过来的一个重要目的,这时候想起来便赶紧说:“我那帮房客的语言问题是不是给解决一下？薇薇安跟莉莉到英国就抓瞎了,伊扎克斯连人话都不会说,现在那个大恶魔成天捧着本小学一年级的语文书读拼音,狼人吸血鬼和恶魔之间依靠手语和象形文字交谈,再这么整下去我真不知道自己还怎么面对好莱坞和起点小说……”Raven 12345shows the brightsmileimmediately: „Thissimplicity, Ihad reflectedyouwithabove the peculiar circumstance, canprovide the limitedcivildevices supporttoyourtenant, twodaysyouhave broughtto be goodthem, Iuse the adjustmentwarehouseto installintheirbrains the languagepackagedirectly- was right, youalsoneedto installwhile convenientagainonetime, avoidlatermade the relaywithMobile Data Terminal.”渡鸦12345顿时露出灿烂的笑容:“这个简单,我已经跟上面反映了你这边的特殊情况,可以给你的房客提供有限的民用设备支持,过两天你把他们带过来就行了,我用调整仓直接把语言包安装到他们脑子里-对了,顺便你也需要再安装一次,以后就省得用数据终端做中转了。”Hao Renthinks,finallyrealizedwhichis not right: „Wait! Youweresaid that I can also lie downonetimeinthatcoffin?”郝仁想了想,终于意识到有哪不对:“等等！你是说我还得在那个棺材里躺一次？”Raven 12345smilelikeflower: „Right!”渡鸦12345笑颜如花:“对呀！”
( Mid-Autumn Festivalis joyful! ~)
(中秋快乐！~)
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