RUC :: Volume #1

#71: Education

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Hao Ren felt since has known Raven 12345, woman who this does not have the conformation never to oneself good news, as long as a little anything makes the matter that one is choked up with emotions happen, Raven 12345 guarantees is one bucket of cold water sprinkles- this time revealing about merit law rare book is so. 郝仁觉得自从认识渡鸦12345以来,这个没正形的女人就从来不给自己好消息,但凡有点什么令人心潮澎湃的事情发生,渡鸦12345保准是一桶冷水泼过来-这次关于功法秘籍的揭秘就是如此。 Raven 12345 also felt probably attacks insufficient of Hao Ren attack, looked that the opposite party did not talk over in a moment simply in side: „Casting a spell is also carries, martial arts is also practices, in the world where has that type to double-click to let you to rub the skill book of cold ice arrow? This must study to practice slowly slowly. Couldn't you mathematical formula on Earth carry, throw the different world to carry the next more than 20 groups of rune/symbol writing rules? Usually runs breathe 200 meters is like the grandson, gives you to heft slaughter dragon Daozhen? On Earth this simple ease-to-learn small gadget also suspends not to ravel, even if made you pass through to the magic mainland next day you still just changes a place to work as study the dregs. I knew one before stupidly X, sighed the destiny to be unfair for a lifetime, thinks oneself cannot become outstanding the primary cause that every day moved bricks is the life in a light senseless world, without same bumped into the fortuitous encounter with the story book, happen to that time I did ‚gods to make a vow to entertain guests greatly’, realized his desire, returned to original state then to give to throw this/Ben to six years old him to go directly because of the mainland best magic school, that goods worked as 12 years of study dregs in the different world, now is still moving bricks-, therefore, the young people should not be anxious, the group must walk step by step, the food takes stuttering, I give you to arrange the training project, making you unable dead was good, you can be familiar with your body change slowly, tempered own mental while convenient. You looked, your must actually walk the shortcut compared with many people, what at least you need to temper is only own mental, your physical quality and special capability I can through the body adjustment directly to you- the only request is you must exercise to control the strength the innermost feelings.” 渡鸦12345好像还感觉打击郝仁打击的不够,看对方不说话就干脆在旁边念叨起来:“禁咒也是背出来的,武功也是练出来的,世界上哪有那种双击一下就让你能搓出寒冰箭的技能书？这都得慢慢学慢慢练好么。你在地球上连个数学公式都背不下来,扔到异世界就能背下二十多行的符文规律了？平常跑个两百米喘的跟孙子一样,给你把屠龙刀真能掂起来？地球上这点简单易学的小玩意儿还摆弄不明白,就算第二天让你穿越到魔法大陆你也只不过是换了个地方当学渣而已。我以前就认识一傻X,一辈子感叹命运不公,认为自己不能出人头地每天搬砖的主要原因是生活在一个平淡无趣的世界,没有跟故事书里一样碰上奇遇,正好那次我搞‘神明许愿大酬宾’,就实现了丫的愿望,直接把他还原到六岁然后给扔到本图因大陆最好的魔法学校去了,那货在异世界当了十二年学渣,现在还在搬砖-所以呀,年轻人你不要焦躁,路要一步步走,饭要一口口吃,我给你安排个训练项目,让你死不了就行了,你可以慢慢熟悉自己的身体变化,顺便锤炼自己的心智。你看,你这其实已经比很多人要走了捷径,最起码你需要锤炼的只是自己的心智,你的身体素质和特殊能力我都可以通过身体调整直接给你-唯一的要求就是你得锻炼出可以控制自己力量的内心。” Finally she also added: „Thinks that these every day runs five kilometers to make 50 push-ups to swim two kilometers, finally eats meal must press quite a while a calorie unlucky child of the calculator, has a look at you this to throw in the black fist market to turn a piece of good physique again now competently, smiles.” 最后她又补充道:“想想那些每天跑五千米做五十个俯卧撑游泳两公里,最后吃个饭还要用计算器摁半天卡路里的倒霉孩子,再看看你现在这副扔黑拳市场上都能干翻一片的好身板,偷着乐吧。” The raven words make Hao Ren silent, he suddenly discovered that perhaps this accent goddess also has side that fulfills responsibility with all one's heart, although she is careless, does not have the dignity, the life is sloppy, on the desk also moistens the bubble hot water that last week is leaving behind, but she is a good goddess. 渡鸦一席话让郝仁沉默下来,他突然发现这个不着调的女神或许也有着尽心尽责的一面,尽管她大大咧咧,没有威严,生活邋遢,办公桌上还沾着上个星期留下的泡面汤,但她是个好女神。 She will not at least throw to your strength casually then makes you run its own course- her caution and care will help you steer in side, does not have the new staff of experience to think all for oneself that to be honest Hao Ren was a little affected at this time. 至少她不会随便扔给你一身力量然后让你自生自灭-她会谨慎小心地帮你在旁边把舵,替自己那没经验的新员工想好一切,说实话郝仁这时候都有点感动了。 His affected continues not to know till Raven 12345 where from grasps a tabloid. 他的感动持续到渡鸦12345不知从哪抓出一个小药片为止。 „Come, obedient, this eating, I know that you come back certainly to talk over the battle efficiency issue, has prepared this to you.” Raven smile like flower, speaking softly, Hao Ren deeply remembers that initially the mother deceived herself to take a drug is this tone. “来,听话,把这个吃下去,我就知道你一回来肯定要念叨自己战斗力的问题,早就给你准备好这个了。”渡鸦笑颜如花,轻声细语,郝仁深深地记得当初自己老妈骗自己吃药就是这个口气。 „What gadget that is!?” Hao Ren all of a sudden after jumps more than one meter, bends/bow the body to make the protection shape. “那是什么玩意儿！？”郝仁一下子朝后蹦出一米多,弓着身子做出防备状。 „Can make you see the world real small pill......” “能让你看到世界真实的小药丸……” „Do not tease, matrix stem obsolete good, now said that this who understands.” “别逗,黑客帝国梗已经过时了好么,现在说这个谁懂啊。” A Raven 12345 space transmission flashes before to Hao Ren in front of directly, pinched his mouth to throw the small pill: „Makes you eat you to eat, is artificial, this thing is the armament that Space - Time Administrative Bureau issues, exclusively adopting rookie preparation of initial duty test.” 渡鸦12345一个空间传送直接闪现到郝仁面前,捏着他的嘴把小药丸扔了进去:“让你吃你就吃,矫情个屁,这东西是时空管理局下发的军备,专门给通过了初始任务考验的新人准备的。” Hao Ren hears the last talent to feel relieved finally, chews to swallow that small pill: „Feeling a little acid, why does this use?” 郝仁听到最后一句才总算放下心来,嚼了嚼把那个小药丸咽下去:“感觉有点酸酸的,这到底是干什么用的？” „Acid?” Raven 12345 stares, then taps the head to fish out a pill from the pocket, „Oh, with, this gave you a moment ago mistakenly. Do not fear, ate unable to poison wrong. This thing can mark your thought system, reinforces your inner world through and your brain paragenesis, is small thing that the bureau of investigation section tosses about most newly, originally only then the servant joins the army gives to send, but started to give the referendary to ration recently. Eats will quickly become effective, although yourself cannot feel, but it will effectively prevent you because of various accidents/surprises and cognitive deaths, can help you resist the impact in energetic aspect. The mortal race was too weak, if not strengthen fine Divine Power, you civil equipment does not use well. The words saying how feels?” “酸？”渡鸦12345一愣,然后一拍脑袋从兜里又摸出一个药丸来,“哦,刚才拿错了,这个才是给你的。别怕,吃错药死不了的。这东西可以标记你的思维系统,通过和你的大脑共生来加固你的精神世界,是军统部最新折腾出来的小玩意,原本只有仆从军才给发,但最近开始给审查官配给了。吃下去很快就会生效,虽然你自己感觉不出来,但它会有效防止你因各种意外而脑死亡,也能帮你抵抗精神方面的冲击。凡人种族太弱了,如果不强化精神力,你们连民用的装备都用不好。话说感觉咋样？” Hao Ren could not attend to the discussion to take the wrong medicine a moment ago the matter, he ate the second pill fearful and apprehensive, the forehead started to sweat: „Brain paragenesis!? Why I am listening to feeling a little to terrify nervous......” 郝仁也顾不上讨论刚才吃错药的事了,他胆战心惊地把第二个药丸吃下去,额头开始冒汗:“脑共生！？为什么我听着感觉有点瘆的慌……” „Un, some races facing this type of equipment time expresses the resistance, standard III human displays especially prominently,” the performance of Raven 12345 to Hao Ren is not accidental/surprised, „you fear this type of thing that from the instinct sounds like the parasitic body, but this is not parasitic body- it is a reinforcing member, the lifeless miniature installment, dresses up the armor like the soldiers, it is your mind armor, from the body to the soul dual reinforcement, such a wants is not disgusting?” “嗯,有部分种族面对这种装置的时候表现出抵触情绪,标准III型人类表现得尤为突出,”渡鸦12345对郝仁的表现毫不意外,“你们从本能上惧怕这种听起来像是寄生体的东西,但这个不是寄生体-它是加固件,无生命的微型装置,就像战士们给身上披挂装甲,它就是你的心灵装甲,从身体到灵魂双重加固,这么一想就不恶心了吧？” Hao Ren accepted this view, disregards uncomfortableness that exuded from the bottom of the heart faintly with his consistent thick nerve- in the future he knows the small pill that oneself eat has the big value. 郝仁接受了这个说法,用他一贯的粗神经无视了从心底里隐隐泛上来的不适感-将来他会知道自己吃下去的小药丸有多大价值的。 Raven 12345 looks at Hao Ren satisfied, as if to the latter calm quite favors. Afterward she returns to behind oneself table, the adjustment posture makes the serious appearance: „New labor insurance has issued you, that then starts to chat to your training strengthening issue. Rare book merit law and so on thing is truly far-fetched, but I know that has a credible training grid- this world alone, other place is not easy to look.” 渡鸦12345满意地看着郝仁,似乎对后者的镇定相当看好。随后她回到自己的桌子后面,调整姿势做出一本正经的模样:“新的劳保已经发给你,那接下来开始谈谈对你的训练强化问题。秘籍功法之类的东西确实不靠谱,但我知道有一个靠谱的训练场地-本世界独一份,别的地方还不好找呢。” Hao Ren raises up the ear immediately: „Where is at?” 郝仁立刻竖起耳朵:“在哪？” „Goes home to have a dream, goes to Plane of Dreams to exercise,” the Raven 12345 corners of the mouth go up, „the wilderness in that place survives alone, or found the place that some people live, finds the way to go on living with your own brain, the former is studying facing the danger, the latter makes you study the adaptation strange humanistic environment, this two kinds skill as a referendary must.” “回家做个梦吧,去梦位面锻炼锻炼,”渡鸦12345嘴角上翘,“在那地方的旷野独自生存,或者找到有人聚居的地方,用你自己的脑子想办法活下去,前者学着面对危险,后者让你学着适应陌生人文环境,这两样技能是作为一个审查官必须的。” Hao Ren remembers the great wolf that night of nightmare China , North Korea threw all of a sudden, even now has experienced the baptism of mausoleum chamber dead spirit, he could not forget that type to arrive at the sensation of asphyxia on neck at that time, immediately breathed stagnates: „Plane of Dreams...... you did not say that makes me not contact that thing casually!? You said that there is coming very much dangerously......” 郝仁一下子想起了那夜噩梦中朝自己扑过来的巨狼,即便如今经历过地宫亡灵的洗礼,他也忘不了当时那种抵在脖子上的窒息感,顿时呼吸一滞:“梦位面……你不是说让我别随便接触那东西么！？你说那里很危险来着……” „Because you were teased compared with the rookies at that time,” Raven 12345 is turning the eye, „, but the present is rookies, therefore you have been able to go to Plane of Dreams to exercise, that place was only and distortion space of real world linkage, the physical parameter is like Surface World, but also was insufficient to want your life directly, therefore was very suitable you. Naturally if you do not want me to arrange you to go to other place, the big triangle galaxy has the recruit training ground, you must form a team to eliminate 30,000 to fear the beast with more than 200 base men......” “因为当时你是个逗比菜鸟,”渡鸦12345翻着眼睛,“而现在是个菜鸟,所以你已经可以去梦位面锻炼锻炼了,那地方只是个和现实世界联动的扭曲空间,物理参数跟表世界都一样,还不至于直接要了你的命,所以很适合你。当然如果你不愿意我可以安排你去别的地方,大三角星系有个新兵训练场,你要和两百多个基佬组队消灭三万恐兽……” Hao Ren, a face spoke righteously suddenly: „Isn't Plane of Dreams? I was ready for any sacrifice for the world peace!” 郝仁豁然而起,一脸义正词严:“不就是梦位面吗？为了世界和平我豁出去了！” „Had the skill you saying that the time calf of this saying do not tremble.” “有本事你说这话的时候腿肚子别哆嗦。” Hao Ren: „......” 郝仁:“……” „Relax, cannot die,” Raven 12345 is smiling, „why did I eat the small pill to you a moment ago? That thing biggest role was prevents your cognitive death or the soul death, so long as you were not the physical body enter Plane of Dreams, did not need to be worried dead in inside, awoke with a start from the nightmare at most then urinates a bed......” “放心,死不了,”渡鸦12345微笑着,“我刚才为什么给你吃小药丸？那东西最大的作用就是防止你脑死亡或者灵魂死亡,只要你不是肉体进入梦位面,就不用担心死在里面,顶多从噩梦中吓醒然后尿一炕……” Hao Ren full forehead cold sweat: „As a goddess, you spoke cannot slightly elegantly?” 郝仁满脑门冷汗:“作为一个女神,你说话不能稍微文雅点么？” „Oh, the drowning full bed, startled realize.” “哦,溺满床笫,惊觉而起。” „......” “……” Is speaking this in the Hao Ren plan to the raven well „elegantly” issue, inquired how while convenient should have the consciousness enters Plane of Dreams the time, the gate of room was shoved open suddenly. 正在郝仁打算好好跟渡鸦讲一讲这个“文雅”问题,顺便打听一下该怎么有意识进入梦位面的时候,房间的门突然被人推开了。 A whole body blue hollow arcane retinue bows in the entrance respectfully, makes the low and deep sound that one skewer of average men are unable to understand. 一个浑身蓝洼洼的奥术仆从恭敬地在门口鞠了一躬,发出一串常人无法听懂的低沉声音。 Raven 12345 sets out immediately: „Oh, I, waited also to have the thing in the past to you, you are waiting here.” 渡鸦12345立刻起身:“哦,我过去一下,等会还有东西给你,你在这里等着。” Finishes speaking, goddess hurriedly your majesty has followed flash to disappear in the room, being confused Hao Ren remaining at the scene. 话音刚落,风风火火的女神陛下已经伴随着一道闪光消失在房间里,把一头雾水的郝仁给留在当场。 Hao Ren does not know that mental illness goddess also has what situation, but does not dare to leave casually, he took a stroll in the room idly two, finally produced curiously to a thing. 郝仁不知道那个神经病女神又有什么情况,但也不敢随便离开,他在屋里无所事事地溜达了两圈,终于对一件东西产生了好奇。 Before Raven 12345, in studying one on desk looks to seem like the Mobile Data Terminal thing, now that thing has not closed, a total information image float, in that slightly installs on. 渡鸦12345之前在研究自己办公桌上的一个看着像是数据终端的玩意,现在那东西还没关,一个全息影像正悬浮在那小装置上。 Hao Ren shakes slowly- looks at one, should not have the issue? 郝仁慢慢晃悠过去-看一眼,应该没问题吧？
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