RUC :: Volume #6

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Hao Ren leads „Roll” to walk on the road of going home, felt that these strolls outside feels exhausted physically and mentally simply. He has not thought after this cat turns into the person, in such troublesome novel story these will sprout and sensible cat mothers unexpectedly are the flickering people, is the fellow who action that logic that this type has the cat some people possibly free from worry? Cat mother from the start world outlook that just became a ghost not to! 郝仁领着“滚”走在回家的路上,感觉这一趟在外面逛的简直是身心俱疲。他没想到这只猫变成人之后竟然会这么麻烦小说故事里那些又萌又懂事的猫娘都是忽悠人的,这种带有猫的逻辑又有人的行动力的家伙怎么可能省心？刚成精的猫娘压根世界观不对好么！ Walks, Hao Ren recorded unclear to talk over many sentences simply: „Did not permit others foot to squat...... is not permitting to eat the thing of roadside...... not to turn the trashcan...... not to permit to climb a wall, from tree! Lets loose that bird!...... Do not touch the garbage heap...... to stand to walk to the dog distant point!” 就这么一路走回来,郝仁简直记不清自己已经念叨了多少句:“不准去别人脚边蹲着……不准吃路边的东西……别翻垃圾箱了……不准爬墙,从树上下来！放开那只鸟！离狗远点……别碰垃圾堆……站起来走路！” He feels himself simply in the belt/bring child, moreover this child was more difficult than to serve Lil Pea. 他觉得自己简直是在带孩子,而且这孩子比豆豆难伺候多了。 The cat miss jumps down from the top for the third time, body dirty as if just came back to resemble from the Middle East war zone. She cī the tooth to Hao Ren: „Shovels the excrement, you are quite bothersome.” 猫姑娘第三次从墙头跳下来,身上已经脏兮兮的仿佛刚从中东战区回来似的。她冲郝仁呲呲牙:“铲屎的,你好烦。” Hao Ren has given up correcting this fellow to own name, but reminded her worn out: „You have turned into the human form well, can the future life style change...... understands? The life style, the habits and behaviors, I said that these you should be able to understand?” 郝仁已经放弃纠正这家伙对自己的称呼,只是有气无力地提醒她:“你已经变成人形了好么,今后的生活方式必须改变……懂么？生活方式,行为习惯,我说这些你应该能听懂吧？” „It is not the thing that eats, but can understand,” cat miss assumes an air of self approbation, „, but in the human language for meow has so many with eating the irrelevant thing?” “不是吃的东西,但能听懂,”猫姑娘摇头晃脑,“可是人类语言里为喵有这么多跟吃无关的东西？” Hao Ren stares: „You manage so many reasons to do, you who I said comply on the line!” 郝仁一瞪眼:“你管那么多原因干啥,我说的你照做就行！” ∞ ∞ …… …… Hao Ren turns focuses does not reply simply: He thinks actually, the issue changes this matter is not the video recording, where has can put upside down! 郝仁翻着眼干脆不回答了:他倒是想啊,问题是变身这事儿又不是录像,哪有能倒放的！ Three people go home in the later discovery family/home to remain Vivian and Lily they are defending. Nangong Wuyue thinks that runs up to does not know in front of which subway station store square opened to sing. But the full beard perhaps the challenge person and nature in the wilderness, possibly was certainly being entrained teaching by southern suburbs that group of middle and old age women. The Y’zaks grandfather and grandchild might receive the scrap different world Demon King to reduce Earth on the street jobless to roam about past. Finally receives the scrap with the demon princess in the southern suburbs together, said that simply is bitter tears. But the Elizabeth little miss is actually very also glad. 仨人回家之后发现家里就剩薇薇安和莉莉俩人守着。南宫五月想必又是跑到不知哪个地铁车站商店广场前面开个唱去了。而大胡子兴许又在荒野里挑战人与自然,当然也可能是被南郊那帮中老年妇女们拽着讲课。伊扎克斯爷俩则有可能又在街上收废品昔日异世界魔王沦落地球无业流浪。最终与魔界公主一同在南郊收废品,说起来简直是一把辛酸泪。但伊丽莎白小姑娘竟然还挺乐意的。 Lily was lying on the table the symbol, hearing the sound to welcome: „Landlord do you come back? Did the situation ascertain?” 莉莉本来正趴在桌子上码字,听见动静就迎了过来:“房东你回来啦？情况都问清楚了呗？” Vivian also collected, looks curiously Hao Ren as well as is lying by the sofa „Roll”. 薇薇安也凑了过来,好奇地看着郝仁以及正趴在沙发旁边的“滚”。 „The matter that gold/metal apple annoys,” Hao Ren sighed, inquired in Raven 12345 there the situation of said simply, later reminded seriously, „anyone of you, if also remained gold/metal Apple not to bring to feed the small creature chaotically, this gadget was not too free from worry.” “金苹果惹的事,”郝仁叹了口气,把在渡鸦12345那里打听到的情况简单说了说,随后郑重提醒,“你们谁要是还剩着金苹果的话千万别拿来乱喂小动物啊,这玩意儿太不省心了。” Lily, she was not worried actually: This glutton had finished eating own apple. Afterward she roves around the cat miss is smelling. Smells while whispers: „Has the taste of Shangdian Street...... also to have the grilled fish taste, did you get her to take to the streets Ah? she not to run all over the place?” 莉莉嗷了一声,她倒是不担心:这个吃货早就把自己的苹果吃完了。随后她绕着猫姑娘转来转去地嗅着。一边嗅一边嘀咕:“有商店街的味儿……还有烤鱼味儿,你领着她上街了啊？她没乱跑？” The Hao Ren corners of the mouth pull out: „Can not run all over the place, to be honest, dawdled her to compare to dawdle you to trouble.” 郝仁嘴角一抽:“能不乱跑么,说句实话,遛她比遛你麻烦多了。” Lily one hear of this beam with joy immediately, regards a praise this unexpectedly, thrust out the face to collect: „When do you dawdle me again? My several days have not gone to the city to go shopping!” 莉莉一听这个顿时眉开眼笑,竟然把这当成一种夸奖,腆着脸就凑了上来:“那你啥时候再去遛我呗？我好几天没去市里买东西啦！” Hao Ren: „...... Can you a little prospect?” 郝仁:“……你能有点出息么？” „Roll” lay a meeting on the ground, raised the head looks at Lily lazily: „Silly big cat, I must eat meal! The grilled fish has not eaten to the full!” “滚”在地上趴了一会,抬起头懒洋洋地看着莉莉:“傻大猫,我要吃饭！烤鱼没吃饱！” Lily Oh, turned head to give the cat the miss to prepare the food. Hao Ren looks at this situation surprisedly: „, Weren't you do not fear her?” 莉莉哦了一声,扭头就要给猫姑娘准备饭。郝仁一看这个情况大为惊讶:“诶,你不是不怕她了么？” Lily flexure hair: „Does not fear, but mixes the food to become the custom to her.” 莉莉挠着头发:“是不怕了啊,不过给她拌饭已经成习惯啦。” Hao Ren is a little scared, has not really thought of this husky to be able unexpectedly unpromising to this situation. Also thinks that her finally turning over serf singing, gets rid in the family/home since then dog <- cat <- the food chain of fish, she has been stranded in this food chain finally obstinately cannot come out! 郝仁有点傻眼,真没想到这个哈士奇竟然能没出息到这个地步。还以为她终于翻身农奴把歌唱,从此摆脱家里狗←猫←鱼的食物链呢,结果她愣是已经困在这个食物链里出不来了！ At this time „Roll” solved from the clothes the tail. She is stretching oneself comfortably, later crawls in the way of creeping motion to the sofa on completely. Turns on the television to start to look at the pet channel familiar and easy, looks while shouts: „Shovels the excrement! I want this toy! This canned food! This cushion also attractive...... changes the new cat nest to me ~ ~ I want the small point...... the small fish does to me!” 这时候“滚”自己把尾巴从衣服里解了出来。她舒舒服服地伸着懒腰,随后完全以蠕动的方式爬到沙发上。轻车熟路地打开电视开始看宠物频道,一边看一边嚷嚷:“铲屎的！我要这个玩具！还有这个罐头！这个垫子也好看……给我换个新猫窝~~我要小一点的……给我小鱼干！” No matter in any case shouts anything. The cat miss does not have to idle for a short time. This is also „Roll” big characteristics: With other gentle meow a native of Singapore compares this simply is the hyperactive patient, before or cat time she or runs all over the place outside all day either messes about in the room, is secure does not calm down. But initially she tossed about may so not be completely upset: At that time no one can understand her to say anything! 反正不管嚷嚷啥吧。猫姑娘就没有一时半刻是闲着的。这也算是“滚”的一大特色:跟其他文文静静的喵星人比起来这简直就是个多动症患者,以前还是猫的时候她就整天要么在外面乱跑要么在屋里瞎折腾,就是安静不下来。但当初她折腾的时候可完全没这么闹心:那时候没人能听懂她在说啥啊！ Now may be good, the cat miss tiger secludes the sofa mouth to spit the criticism/human language, Hao Ren realized finally after a cat can the mouth spit the criticism/human language can have the multi- gods to be tired. 现在可好,猫姑娘虎踞沙发口吐人言,郝仁终于意识到当一只猫可以口吐人言之后能有多神烦了。 However Hao Ren also takes easy: He can definitely , no matter the commotion of this cat, before , such could not understand her to say anything. In any case initially „Roll” , in the room scurries about no one responds her, she is also very content with one's lot, now no one responds in the same old way, she should also be able to be familiar with. 不过郝仁也想开了:他完全可以不管这只猫的聒噪,就当还是以前那样听不懂她在说啥。反正当初“滚”在屋里乱窜的时候没人搭理她,她也挺自得其乐的,现在照样没人搭理,她应该也能习惯。 But Vivian looked to look at the cat miss of television on the sofa, suddenly remembered a matter: „Right, did the new name get up?” 而薇薇安看了看正在沙发上看电视的猫姑娘,突然想起件事:“对了,新名字起好了没？” Hao Ren is confused: „New name?” 郝仁一头雾水:“新名字？” Vivian pouts to the sofa: „Cat. Do you also call her ‚Roll’ now? Can this name say?” 薇薇安冲沙发努努嘴:“猫啊。难道你现在还叫她‘滚’？这名字能说出去么？” Hao Ren stares, this responded that today „Roll” is not the past „Roll”, this cat should change the normal point name! 郝仁一愣,这才反应过来今日之“滚”已经不是昔日之“滚”,这只猫该换个正常点的名字了！ Otherwise leads this miss is going out to continue to call the old name is very easy the matter, southern suburbs old man old women other situation response is slow, but sees Hao Ren „to dawdle cat” to affirm when the time comes competitively telephones to sue his family/home violent! 否则领着这姑娘出门的时候继续叫旧名字很容易出事儿,南郊的老头老太太们别的场合反应慢,但到时候看见郝仁“遛猫”肯定得争先恐后地打电话投诉他家暴！ Thinks of here, he put out a hand to tap the head of cat miss: „Do not look, discussed a matter with you.” 想到这儿,他就伸手拍了拍猫姑娘的脑袋:“别看了,跟你商量件事。” He should be first gives the name also to the cat in history with the master who the cat discussed. 他应该是有史以来第一个给猫起名字还要跟猫商量的主人了。 The cat miss has turned the head, the sharp ear vibrates two: „Does meow the shovel excrement?” 猫姑娘转过头,尖尖的耳朵抖动两下:“干喵啊铲屎的？” „How...... you like calling how to call,” Hao Ren sighed, „I want to say that should change name to you.” “……你爱怎么叫就怎么叫吧,”郝仁叹了口气,“我想说该给你改个名字了。” „Name?” The cat miss is blinking the eye, „why to be changing name?” “名字？”猫姑娘眨巴着眼睛,“干嘛改名字？” „You this name cannot use now,” Hao Ren attempt makes this cat understand that diligently the matters of some centuries, „human cannot give a name to call ‚Roll’, from now on I will take to the streets, if will greet you to be easy to sue not to know?” “你现在这名字不能用啊,”郝仁努力试图让这只猫理解一些人类世界的事,“人类不能起名叫‘滚’,今后我上街要是这么招呼你容易让人投诉知道不？” Cat miss very sincere: „Does not know.” 猫姑娘挺实诚:“不知道。” Hao Ren was looks, although this goods various aspect gods were very tired, but only the merit, that was the monster who just became a ghost absolutely honestly, pure with white paper! 郝仁算是看出来了,这货虽然各方面都挺神烦,但唯有一个优点,那就是绝对诚实刚成精的妖怪,纯洁的跟白纸似的！ Therefore he is to make this cat understand that with the Vivian following prime task why „Roll” is not a normal name. Hao Ren even also explained as far as possible earliest time gives a name to call „Roll” to her is completely a misunderstanding, is accident collision that a world outlook and human language of cat have. But bustling that they explained that that cat has not actually perceived from the start: She disguises self-effacingly very clever, but listened to few sentences to roll up to the sofa on lazily. 于是他跟薇薇安接下来的主要工作就是让这只猫明白过来为什么“滚”不是一个正常的名字。郝仁甚至还尽量解释了一下最早的时候给她起名叫“滚”完全是个误会,是一只猫的世界观和人类语言产生的意外碰撞。但俩人讲解的热火朝天,那只猫却压根没听进去:她只是摇头晃脑地假装很乖,但听了没几句就懒洋洋地蜷缩到沙发上了。 And before , is equally lazy stubbornly, moreover does not listen to the logical expression. 跟以前一样慵懒顽固而且不听人话。 Lily comes the cat food end, saw that Hao Ren frustrates with a Vivian face sits in side, is a little curious: „What's wrong?” 莉莉把猫饭端过来,看到郝仁跟薇薇安一脸挫败地在旁边坐着,有点好奇:“怎么了？” „To change name to the cat so to be how difficult,” Hao Ren is sighing, „others family/home that cat dog said that changes name changes name.” “想给猫改个名字怎么就这么难呢,”郝仁叹着气,“别人家那猫狗说改名就改名啊。” Vivian does not know whether to laugh or cry: „Nonsense, others family/home cat dog changes name does not need to discuss with them, moreover normal who gives the cat the dog to change name.” 薇薇安哭笑不得:“废话,别人家猫狗改名的时候也不用跟它们商量,而且正常的谁给猫狗改名啊。” It seems like really such as Nangong Sanba on the road said that even if the cat miss has opened now mental, issue in the world outlook and aspect of knowledge does not have the means solution. Does not have the distinction of commendatory term and derogatory term in a language system of cat, even if she knows that „Roll” is what meaning, she will not feel that this character uses in own head has anything to not to think on such as her is called as the shovel excrement officer to have anything from the start own master is not good. 看来真如南宫三八在路上说的,哪怕猫姑娘如今已经开了心智,世界观和知识面上的问题却是没办法解决的。在一只猫的语言体系里没有褒义词和贬义词的分别,哪怕她知道“滚”是什么意思,她也不会感觉这个字儿用在自己头上有什么不对就如她压根不认为把自己的主人称作铲屎官有什么不好的。 Hao Ren decided that did not discuss with this cat, first made a final decision to say the name again. Moreover this time he soon found out a big skewer new name: Hao Miaomiao, Hao Maomao, Hao Miaomao, Hao Maomiao by giving a name ability basically this of this goods, one skewer of name newspapers comes out with tongue-twister your son in any case. 郝仁决定不跟这只猫商量,先把名字敲定下来再说。而且这次他很快就想出了一大串新名字:郝苗苗,郝毛毛,郝苗毛,郝毛苗反正以这货的起名能力基本上就这样,一串名字报出来跟绕口令似的。 When he writes the name after the paper then shows off complacently with Vivian, the latter actually throws the basin cold water to him: „Name are actually many, you thought that she can listen your?” 等他把名字都写在纸上之后便得意洋洋地跟薇薇安炫耀起来,后者却给他泼盆冷水:“名字倒是不少,你觉得她能听你的？” „How cannot, try.” Hao Ren hehe one happy, then holds the paper to call behind one by one in the cat miss,...... the opposite party named last was unresponsive from first. “怎么不能,试试呗。”郝仁嘿嘿一乐,然后捧着纸条在猫姑娘身后挨个叫起来,从第一个叫到最后一个……对方毫无反应。 Hao Ren was scared, finally can only return to the zero point: „Roll!” 郝仁傻眼了,最后只能回归原点:“滚！” The cat miss rubs to flee all of a sudden from the sofa, rubs on the Hao Ren trouser legs coverings. 猫姑娘蹭一下子从沙发上窜下来,在郝仁裤腿上蹭来蹭去。 Vivian patted the arm of Hao Ren: „I thought that...... called ‚Roll’, will not make her go out in any case in the near future casually.” 薇薇安拍了拍郝仁的胳膊:“我觉得……还是叫‘滚’吧,反正近期不会让她随便出门的。”
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