RUC :: Volume #6

#529: Dawdling the cat was more troublesome than walking with dog

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The one side work of gods puts for the time being, returns to Hao Ren, at this time he has gotten them( including a cat) to leave the Raven 12345 foreign-style house, now is walking on the southern suburbs only business street. „Roll” is sizing up the surrounding scenery all the way looking all around everywhere, almost restore to the condition that the four limbs are well-grounded several times, was lucky Hao Ren has stared at this cat not to have accidentally/surprisingly. 神明的工作暂且放到一边,还是回到郝仁这边,这时候他已经领着俩人(包括一只猫)离开了渡鸦12345的洋房,现在正走在南郊唯一的商业街上。“滚”一路上都在东张西望地到处打量周围景色,好几次都差点恢复到四肢着地的状态,多亏了郝仁一直盯着这只猫才没有出意外。 This first time was the cat miss observed this past familiar street she to complete in the wilderness at the angle of view of human yesterday evening changed the body, very early in the morning on routinely went home to sleep, did not have with enough time the take a good look outside world. 这是猫姑娘第一次以人类的视角观察这个昔日熟悉的街道她昨天晚上在旷野里完成了变身,一大早就习惯性地回家睡觉,还没来得及好好看看外面世界呢。 „Different.” The cat miss whispered is saying, at the same time some do not touch the hair comfortably, Hao Ren hurry to press the hand of opposite party: „Do not pick the hat! Also do not move heedlessly the tail! The words that must expose will not permit you to go out from now on.” “不一样诶。”猫姑娘嘀嘀咕咕地说着,一边有些不舒服地摸了摸头发,郝仁赶紧摁住对方的手:“别摘帽子！也别乱动尾巴！要暴露的话今后就再也不准你出门了啊。” Going home time Hao Ren suddenly thinks that should buy two clothes for „Roll”, after all cannot make her put on Lily, therefore he led this fellow to turn on the way toward the business street. To prevent this cat reveals the secret, he puts on the broadside hat that lay softly to the opposite party, makes the opposite party curl to hide the tail in the coat, but also made her carry the small backpack help to conceal. Properly speaking this camouflage is enough, ordinary Elizabeth wears a hat and beautiful pupil comes out to run all over the place has not revealed the secret, but Hao Ren obviously underestimated a cat active instinct, this light/only makes „Roll” maintain the erectness to walk all the way almost exhausts his energy...... this goods to be possible 6 ≮ , ww ︾ w. that only to know opens the demon princess was more formidabe than! 回家的时候郝仁突然想起来应该给“滚”买两件衣服,毕竟总不能让她一直穿着莉莉的,所以他就顺道带着这家伙往商业街拐了一趟。而为了防止这只猫露馅,他给对方戴上了一顶软趴趴的宽边帽子,又让对方把尾巴卷起来隐藏在上衣里面,还让她背了个小背包帮忙掩饰。按理说这伪装已经足够,平常伊丽莎白就戴着个帽子和美瞳出来乱跑都没露馅过,但郝仁明显低估了一只猫好动的天性,这一路上光让“滚”维持直立行走就几乎耗尽他的精力……这个货可比6≮,ww︾w.那个只知道拆拆拆的魔界公主难对付多了！ Now he rejoices that beforehand expected „Roll” will unable to control own tail, therefore specially with the cloth strip that cat tail close to tying up in conducting the back of this miss, in addition outside her was wrapping a very spacious spring-and-fall shirt. The part that this is easiest to reveal the secret is also safe. 现在他就庆幸之前预料到“滚”会控制不住自己的尾巴,所以专门用布条把那条猫尾巴给绑在了这姑娘的背上,再加上她外面套着一件很宽大的春秋衫。这最容易露馅的部分还算是稳妥。 But even if such Hao Ren thought this little is all the way fearful and apprehensive, he was deliberately considering what to do this will make the cat miss take to the streets so to be easy for the first time condition...... that future should? 但即便这样郝仁还是觉得这一路上有点心惊胆战,他寻思着这第一次让猫姑娘上街就这么容易出状况……那今后该怎么办？ He thinks that oneself not possible to be difficult to be docile the fellow long-time pass/test that this wild nature at home. Before she was also only a cat time could not provide lodging, does she become the person who mental opened gradually let alone now? This fellow must always come out to run all over the place...... makes her go against the double cat ear to tow a tail to take a stroll outside? This must alarm many micro blogs. 他认为自己不可能把这个野性难驯的家伙长久关在家里。以前她还只是只猫的时候都管不住,更何况现在她成了个心智渐开的人呢？这家伙总是要出来乱跑的……难道就让她顶着双猫耳朵拖着条尾巴在外面溜达？这得惊动多少微博啊。 The cat miss does not know oneself master is worrying anything. She took a stroll to start to be distracted, later suddenly saw some roadside people to sell the grilled fish, the whole person...... the entire cat was immediately excited, rushes over all of a sudden, when Hao Ren saw this gruff goods have rushed to by others outdoor shop, then...... 猫姑娘可不知道自己的主人心里头正在发愁啥东西。她溜溜达达走着走着就开始走神了,随后突然看见路边有人在卖烤鱼,登时整个人……整个猫都兴奋起来,唰一下子就冲了过去,等郝仁看见的时候这个憨货已经冲到人家摊子旁边了,然后…… Then looks for a safety seat to squat down same place, when same will stare periphery to eat the grilled fish the guests to fall down shortly a sediment with the ordinary stray cat, simultaneously the body is leaning slightly, momentarily will prepare and others to throw the stone time escapes. The entire business is adept. Looked manages frequently. 然后找个安全位置原地蹲下,跟普通野猫一样瞪着眼看周围正在吃烤鱼的客人们什么时候会掉下点渣子来,同时身子微微侧着,随时准备等有人扔石头的时候逃跑。整个业务娴熟。一看就是经常这么办。 Hao Ren gawked to respond, hurried to shout in behind: „Comes back!” 郝仁愣了一下才反应过来,赶紧在后面喊:“回来！” What a pity he shouted late one step, because the grilled fish vendor discovered that an attractive miss flushed to squat suddenly in front of the outdoor shop, the subconsciousness thinks that this was bought the fish( although this purchase posture is a little unconventional), he asked one freely spoken: „Takes one skewer?” Simultaneously lifted one skewer just to roast the good fish to hand over. 可惜他喊的还是晚了一步,因为烤鱼摊主发现有个漂亮姑娘突然冲过来蹲在摊子前面,下意识以为这是来买鱼的(虽然这购买姿势有点别出心裁),他顺口问了一句:“要一串？”同时举着一串刚烤好的鱼递过去。 The cat miss also thinks that this feeds her, snatches quick of eye and hand, forces in the mouth the fish, finally sees her complexion big change at the scene, meow a throat all spat the fish. Grabs earth-shaking that the throat shouts: „Hurt...... to hurt meow!!” 猫姑娘还以为这是喂她,眼疾手快地抢过来,一把将鱼塞进嘴里,结果当场就看到她脸色大变,喵呜一嗓子就把鱼全吐了出来。抓着喉咙嚷嚷的惊天动地:“啊疼疼疼……疼死喵了啊！！” Sold the grilled fish the vendors to look stupidly, the bonus was he does business for 78 years not to see the tongue to become this sensitively, thinks at the scene at present this faction that is the opposite sells the kebab disturbs with him. Luckily Hao Ren rushes with Nangong Sanba later, as soon as they pass are boast are the apology flicker the vendor. Also bought several bunches of grilled fish is levels this matter, then they entrained the cat miss to hurry to leave this place. 卖烤鱼的摊主都看傻了,饶是他做生意七八年都没见过舌头敏感成这样的,当场还以为眼前这位是对面卖烤羊肉串的派过来跟他捣乱的呢。幸亏郝仁跟南宫三八稍后赶到,俩人一通又是咋呼又是道歉地把摊主忽悠过去。又买了好几串烤鱼算是把这事摆平,然后他们拽着猫姑娘赶紧离开了这地方。 „Cat cannot eat the too hot thing you not to know!” After Hao Ren is stamping one's foot reproved this only to turn into the person, still very stupid cat, „, moreover ate others thing to money you not know!” “猫不能吃太烫的东西你不知道啊！”郝仁跳着脚训斥这只变成人之后仍然很蠢的猫,“而且吃别人东西要给钱你不知道啊！” Cat miss also real long face. Although the burnt tears are quick, but straightened one's neck: „Meow does not know!” 猫姑娘还真长脸。尽管被烫的眼泪都快下来但还是梗着脖子回了一句:“喵不知道！” Hao Ren for it illness brought on by the obstruction of flow of vital energy, deliberately considered at heart also is really this: At present even if this goods mental opened. The knowledge is not doing abhiseka must come, who would have thought she custom of Daoist class society is anything. 郝仁为之气结,心里头一寻思还真是这样:眼前这货哪怕心智开了。知识也不是灌顶得来的,她哪知道人类社会的规矩是啥。 Moreover she first time is knows that original cannot eat the hot thing: „A moment ago that ‚was burning’? Food is very hot, therefore eats to hurt? Before why me, eats the thing not to hurt?” 而且她更是第一次知道原来自己不能吃烫的东西:“刚才那个就是‘烫’？食物很热所以吃起来是疼的？那为什么我以前吃东西就没疼过？” „Nonsense. I usually mix the food to you am cool, you go out to pick the thing on the avenue is not more impossible to eat the hot meal,” Hao Ren is showing the whites of the eyes, „did I say you unable slightly law-abidingly? Before entering the intersection , the words that a moment ago spoke did you forget? Words after causing trouble, does not permit to take to the streets.” “废话。我平常给你拌饭都是凉过的,你出去在大街上捡东西更不可能吃到热饭菜,”郝仁翻着白眼,“我说你就不能稍微安分一点？刚才进街口之前说的话你都忘了？闯祸的话以后就再也不准上街。” After the cat miss has not listened to Hao Ren, from the start half a word words are saying anything, but is sticking out one's tongue hu-hu the air flush to disperse the remaining heat, at the same time muttered looking pensive: „Originally you of shovel excrement usually to my such good Ah?” 猫姑娘压根没听郝仁后半句话在说啥,只是吐着舌头呼哧吹气把残余的热量散掉,一边若有所思喃喃自语:“原来铲屎的你平常对我这么好啊？” The Hao Ren complexion is green: „Had said many times this name must change!! You know how I was good to you cannot respectful?!” 郝仁脸色都是绿的:“说过多少次了这个称呼要改掉！！你都知道我对你好了怎么就不能恭敬点？！” „Roll” bewildered looks at the Hao Ren ignition, goes forward to rub the elbow of Hao Ren with the top of the head perplexed: „Oh, rubs, rubs, shovelled the present of excrement you to be happy? Therefore gives me the small fish to do!” “滚”一脸茫然地看着郝仁发火,不明所以地上前用头顶蹭蹭郝仁的胳膊肘:“哦,蹭蹭,蹭蹭,铲屎的现在你高兴了吧？所以给我小鱼干！” Hao Ren: „......” 郝仁:“……” At this time Nangong Sanba responded suddenly: „And other meetings, I feel...... a cat, even if wisdom doing abhiseka learned the logical expression, she should not have the concept of commendatory term and derogatory term?” 这时候南宫三八突然反应过来:“等会,我觉得……一只猫哪怕智慧灌顶学会了人话,她应该也是没有褒义词和贬义词的概念的吧？” Hao Ren looks at him curiously: „What do you want to say?” 郝仁好奇地看着他:“你想说啥？” „Therefore she called you shovelled the excrement is completely not because must be mad you or have a grudge with you,” Nangong Sanba let go, „, but was she thinks sincerely you were one was very good at shovelling that anything...... the big cat. Perhaps in the world outlook of cat, this is an occupation works.” “所以她叫你铲屎的完全不是因为要气你或者跟你有仇,”南宫三八一摊手,“而是她真心认为你就是一个很擅长铲那啥的……大猫。在猫的世界观里,这兴许是个职业工作。” Hao Ren was silly: „...... Fuck, why do I always catch up with this matter?” 郝仁都傻了:“……卧槽,为啥我总是赶上这种事？” „Roll” transfers the head to have a look everywhere, starts to grasp the Hao Ren sleeve: „Small fish does, I want the small fish to do.” “滚”转着脑袋到处看看,又开始抓郝仁的袖子:“小鱼干,我要小鱼干。” Indeed in her brain did not have other thing. 敢情她脑子里就没别的东西了。 The Hao Ren tossed about no temperament, can only hand over the cool similar grilled fish: „Eats this, this place has not sold the small fish to do.” 郝仁被折腾的毫无脾气,只能把已经凉的差不多的烤鱼递过去:“吃这个,这地方没有卖小鱼干的。” A cat miss face fear looked at the grilled fish, licked cautiously, after discovering is not sore, felt relieved, starts to wolf down. Hao Ren looks at this action inexplicable sympathy a little: This fellow is not easy, since after the family/home had Lil Pea, entire family high and low does not dare to eat the fish, occasionally makes cooks the fish section also with making underground work must cover-up. „Roll” let alone, she let almost probably remould three views that fish baby tosses about, even if sees a fish to occasionally to meow quite a while, this is probes to determine that fish will not jump to punch oneself her to dare the lower jaw suddenly. 猫姑娘一脸害怕地看了看烤鱼,小心翼翼地舔了一下,发现不疼之后才放下心来,开始狼吞虎咽。郝仁看着她这举动莫名的有点同情:这家伙也不容易啊,自从家里有了个豆豆之后,全家上下都不敢吃鱼了,偶尔弄个熘鱼段还跟做地下工作似的要藏着掖着。“滚”就更别说了,她让那只鱼宝宝折腾的几乎要重塑三观,哪怕偶尔看见条鱼都要对着喵半天,这是试探等确定那鱼不会突然跳起来揍自己一顿她才敢下嘴的。 Luckily now turns into the human form, the intelligence can evolve, she can distinguish clearly to roast the ripe fish not to move, otherwise she was not squatting by others outdoor shop a moment ago in the past, but must first come up on the fish with grill to greet one by one, that scene frightened, does not pay attention to drawing in easy mountain mental institution slightly. 幸亏现在变成人形,智力得以进化,她能分清烤熟的鱼不会动,否则刚才她过去就不是在人家摊子旁边蹲着了,而是要先上去跟烤架上的鱼挨个打招呼,那场面得更惊悚,稍不注意就容易把青山精神病院的招来。 „I a little regretted that leads this fellow to take to the streets to see the world,” Hao Ren tells of one's hardships and oppressions to Nangong Sanba, „should first lead her to go back to teach the human general knowledge, when trains similar then makes her go out.” “我有点后悔这么早就带着这家伙上街见世面,”郝仁对南宫三八倒苦水,“应该先带她回去教教人类常识,等训练的差不多了再让她出门。” „That is easier to have an accident, you cannot tie up her with iron chain, if she trains before you completes took advantage that the person doesn't pay attention to run to cause trouble what to do?” Nangong Sanba smacks the lips, „might as well took advantage that you can look her time first leads her to come on the street to stroll several, is as soon as possible familiar can also reduce the root of trouble.” “那更容易出事,你总不能用铁链子拴着她,万一她在你训练完成之前趁人不注意跑出去闯祸咋办？”南宫三八咂咂嘴,“还不如趁你能看着她的时候先带她来街上逛几圈,尽快熟悉还能减少祸端。” Hao Ren also sighed, just wants to say anything time suddenly discovered that „Roll” disappeared, he hurried to observe the situation all around, discovery that miss does not know impressively when had run up to opposite of the street, is digging up to look at the trashcan, seems studying own head to extend to inside! 郝仁又叹了口气,正想说点什么的时候突然发现“滚”又不见了,他赶紧环视四周,赫然发现那姑娘不知何时已经跑到了马路对面,正扒着头看垃圾箱呢,似乎在研究自己的脑袋能不能伸到里面去！ Side is standing the dumbfounded dustbinman. 旁边站着个已经傻眼的环卫工。 Periphery Hao Ren can only ignore a person of strange complexion to call loudly: „Roll comes back!” 郝仁只能不顾周围人怪异的脸色大声招呼:“滚回来！” The cat miss ran hopping along, Hao Ren is putting on a serious face to educate her: „Does not permit to rifle through thing in the trashcan again! Does not permit to go to the avenue to pick eating again!...... And other meetings, do you walk more and more are not how steady?” 猫姑娘一蹦一跳地跑了回来,郝仁板着脸教育她:“不准再去翻垃圾箱里的东西！更不准再去大街上捡着吃！更……等会,你走路怎么越来越不稳了？” The cat miss wiggles forward irritably: „Tail...... cannot fling, walks will shake.” 猫姑娘别扭地扭来扭去:“尾巴……不能甩,走路会晃。” Hao Ren face upwards the deep sigh: „Ok, hurries to go home!” 郝仁仰天长叹:“算了,还是赶紧回家吧！” ... ...
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