LetBeckyadapt to Earththissea of peopleto gatherafter a scene, Hao Renstartsto leadonegroup of unusuallifeformto strollin the shopping plaza. Wordsthis that thinkscarefullyis his firstbelt/bringso many people came outto go shoppingprobably, heaccompaniedVivianto go tonearby the hometo buybeforeoccasionallyto do grocery shopping, oraccompaniesLilyto go to the supermarketto buyto eat, mosttimegroup of unusuallifeformare busyat homerespectivelyvarious.
让贝琪适应了地球上这种人山人海聚在一块的景象之后,郝仁开始领着一帮异常生物在购物广场里逛起来。仔细想想的话这好像还是他第一次带这么多人出来买东西,他之前只是偶尔陪薇薇安去家附近买买菜,或者陪莉莉去超市里买吃的,大部分时间这帮异常生物在家里都是各忙各的。Hao Renthoughtin any casenowgetsthisgroup of peopleto go outinterestinglyprobablyalsovery......
反正郝仁觉得现在领着这帮人出门好像也挺……有意思的。Nangong Wuyuebesideswhenturns intoSiren to teasecompared with the actionoccasionally, wholetimeare an ordinaryyoungmiss, are normally ordinarier than of others, therefore the shop of shequicklyalong the waypassed bysellinghandicraftandsmalldecorationattracting the attention, turned the face awayoneselfto runto stroll. Hao Renleadsotherto continuetothiskind of thingnon-interested party. Beckycontinuouslyto look around the surroundings, once for a whilesighedwithHao Ren: „, Youlook here so manypeople, an flameexplodesto put......”„youto look atthat sidethatautomatichigh and lowladder, if the exit|to speakputs a snowstorm......”„! Thatplaceput an acidto explode the trapsimplycertainly!”南宫五月除了在变成海妖的时候偶尔会有逗比举动之外,大部分时间都是个普普通通的年轻姑娘,比其他人都普通正常,所以她很快就被沿途路过的卖工艺品和小装饰的店铺给吸引了注意力,扭脸就自己跑着逛去了。郝仁领着其他对此类东西不感兴趣的人继续走。贝琪不住张望着周围,时不时就跟郝仁感叹一下:“诶,你看这边这么多人,一个炎爆放过去……”“你看那边那个自动上下的梯子,要是出口放个暴风雪……”“嘿！那地方放个酸爆陷阱简直绝了！”Hao Renlistenswhileto break into sweat: „How do youalwayshavethiscrazedidea?”郝仁一边听一边冒冷汗:“你怎么总是冒出这种丧心病狂的想法？”„Without the means that the occupational disease,”Beckyflexure the hair, „I am usually walkingon the street in ownnative placealsodeducesfrequently, wheresuitsputs the trap, wheresuitsputs the magic, but alsothere is any thingseems likecancamouflage the explosiontreasurebox...... the mercenaryto work asfor a long time.”
“没办法,职业病,”贝琪挠着头发,“平常我走在自己老家的街道上也经常这么推演,什么地方适合放陷阱,什么地方适合放魔法,还有什么东西看上去可以伪装成爆炸宝箱……佣兵当久了嘛。”Hao Renscratched the cold sweat, the heartis sayingothermercenaryperhaps, whenfor a long timesamewill not bit offwiththismissagain!郝仁擦着冷汗,心说别的佣兵当再久恐怕都不会跟这姑娘一样神经兮兮的！
The grouphave studied the map in market, decided that firstgivesY’zaksto select the clothes. Theyset outto a brandmen's wear shop. The passer-bygives way to trafficalong the wayall: Pestle of Y’zakslike the rootterrifyingtotemon the ground, a radiusseveralmetersrangeis the unpopulated area. Althoughawkward, butthishas an advantageactually, thatisno matterperiphery the personare manydoes not disliketo push. Issomecircleoutsidepeopletakes the cell phoneracketto distribute as beforemicro blogquitehelplesscovertly: A Y’zakssuchnotin additionexplanationlightpicturehangsin the onlinevalue more than 300repeaters......
一行人研究过了商场里的地图,决定先去给伊扎克斯挑衣服。他们向一家品牌男装店进发。沿途路人无不避让:伊扎克斯像根恐怖图腾一样杵在地上,半径好几米范围都是无人区。虽然令人尴尬但这倒是有个好处,那就是不管周围人再多都不嫌挤。就是圈子外面有人偷偷摸摸拿手机拍照发微博这个让人比较无奈:伊扎克斯这样的不加说明光一幅图片挂在网上都值三百多次转发的……FinallyHao RenledY’zaksto enterthathometo seem like the scaleverybigbrand name shop. Foundto leave the recentshopping guide: „Excuse me, helpingmynearbythisbuddyselect a coat.”
最后郝仁领着伊扎克斯走进了那家看上去规模挺大的品牌店。找到离自己最近的导购:“劳驾,帮我旁边这哥们挑件外套。”
The shopping guidelittle missis carrying the bodyto tidy up the clothes rack, hearsYancaiturns around, the mouthis sayingsubconsciously: „Welcomevisits, please......”
导购小姑娘正背着身收拾衣架呢,闻言才转过来,嘴里下意识说着:“欢迎光临,请……”Thensheis raising headto look atY’zaksnot to have the sound.
然后她就仰着头看着伊扎克斯没动静了。Hao Renis patting the foreheadreluctantly: Alsoisthissituation. Hewavesin the shopping guidelittle missat present: „Thatanything, helpinghimselect a coat. Wedo not judge people solely on appearance, althoughthisbuddyappearancewas rogue, but was actually a good person......”郝仁无奈地拍着脑门:又是这种情况。他在导购小姑娘眼前挥了挥手:“那什么,帮他挑件外套。咱别以貌取人啊,这哥们长相虽然凶恶了点,但其实是个好人……”
The shopping guidelittle misspsychological quality is quite luckily good, staringnot onlyhas not reported to the police and has not turned aroundfromreceivingto be safedraws cash. Sheis onlysomedelaylooks at the Y’zaksstature: „This...... aren't the clothes of suchlarge sizeperhaps easyto look?”
幸好导购小姑娘心理素质比较好,愣了一下既没有报警又没有转身从收银箱里拿钱。她只是有些呆滞地看着伊扎克斯的身材:“这……这么大号的衣服恐怕不好找吧？”„Withoutis so high?”
“没这么高的？”„...... Sois not wide.”
“……没这么宽的。”Hao Rensuddenly: The Y’zaksgreatfigure is tallandstrong, in the earthmantwometers15gianttrulyexists, butlikeY’zaksnot only the heighttwometers15, a fierceperson of entireupper partstrongnearlydeltayoureallydid not findeasily. Y’zaksalsoknowthis, heshrugstoHao Ren: „ThereforeIhad saidreallydoes not needyouto take the trouble, my staturebe onlymakes to order, otherwiseonEarthdoes not haveme to throw overbesides the window curtainssincerelyinthing. Igo homeoneself‚tossing about’.”郝仁恍然:伊扎克斯伟岸的身材是既高且壮,地球人里两米一五的大个子确实存在,但像伊扎克斯这样不但身高两米一五,整个上半身还壮的近乎一个倒三角形的猛人你就真不容易找到了。伊扎克斯自己也知道这点,他对郝仁耸耸肩:“所以我就说过真不用你费心,我这身材只有定做,否则地球上除了窗帘之外真心没有我能披在身上的东西。我还是回家自己‘折腾’一身吧。”Hao RenknowswhatY’zakssaid after isgoes back, uses the manacongealmentnewclothes, butthisobviouslyis not the matter that the bigdevilexcels, henowthisclothesareheafterBritainlandsstudied for twomonthschanged. Onthisalsouglywithreform-through-laborclothing/taking, Hao Renthought that in the firstexpertbyowntenantwas livedsoreallyfeels sorryinconveniently. Thereforeheis shaking the head, hugsis wantingto lookfinallyto the shopping guide: „Does your best, Iestimated that youlook forclothescasuallynowthisappropiratenesscompared withhim.”郝仁知道伊扎克斯说的是回去以后用魔力凝结新衣服,但这显然不是大恶魔擅长的事,他现在身上这件衣服是他在英国着陆之后研究了俩月才变出来的。就这还丑的跟劳改服似的,郝仁觉得让自己房客里的第一高手生活如此不便实在过意不去。所以他摇着头,抱着最后希望看向导购:“尽你所能,我估计你随便找件衣服都比他现在身上这身合适。”
The shopping guidelittle missdoes not have idea. Shethought that at presentthatheighttwometers15trianglerobust menbut actually are really a not being able to stir upcustomer, therefore can only runto discoverin the shop the clothes of largest sizeto come outto gesticulateonY’zakschaotically: „...... Thisis largest size, to the plasticmodelput ona while ago, when the signboardis coming. Wehave not been thinkingitcansell......”
导购小姑娘没辙。她觉得眼前那位身高两米一五的倒三角壮汉实在是位惹不起的顾客,于是只能跑去翻箱倒柜地找出了店里最大号的衣服出来在伊扎克斯身上比划着:“……这已经是最大号的了,前阵子给塑料模特穿着当招牌来着。我们都没想着它可以卖出去……”Thisisthicklonghealth/guardclothes, the words that Lilyworms one's way intocanwork as the kennelto usesimply. But a contrastonY’zakswithsleeveless jacket, the bigdevilshrank the shouldervery muchawkwardly: „Iwas supposingputs onforcefullyactually. Butneedsto maintainstops airfor a long time, possiblysneezedto return to original state the cloth piece.”
这是一件厚实的长款卫衣,莉莉钻进去的话简直可以当狗窝用。但在伊扎克斯身上一对比就跟件坎肩似的,大恶魔很为难地缩了缩肩膀:“我估摸着强行穿上倒是可以。但需要保持长时间闭气,可能打个喷嚏就还原成布片了。”Hao Renanticipated that looks at the shopping guide: „Notlarge size?”郝仁期待地看着导购:“没有更大号的了？”Shopping guidepainstakinglyface: „To be honest, ourfamily/homewindow curtainsencirclesonthisbig brothershouldalsomisstwocuns (2.5 cm)normalclothing factory, as long astonot apply for the world recordwill designthismodel the clothes, highalsoinnext, is mainly thiswidth......”
导购苦着脸:“说实话,我们家窗帘围在这位大哥身上应该还差两寸正常的服装厂但凡不是为了申请世界纪录谁会设计这种型号的衣服啊,高还在其次,主要是这个宽……”Hao Renwas happy, the Y’zaksstaturecancompelthese wordsto come a trainedspecializedshopping guide is not easy. Moreoverothersshopping guidealsomakes the suggestion: „Isuggested that yourseveraldo not lookhere, the entiremarketwill not havesuchlarge sizeclothes, likebestormakes to order.”郝仁都乐了,伊扎克斯的身材能把一个受过培训的专业导购逼出这番话来也不容易。而且人家导购还提建议呢:“我建议您几位也别在这里找了,整个商场都不会有这么大号衣服,像这样的最好还是订做。”Hao RenalsoplannedbuyspantsforY’zaks, nowlooksthissituationalso can only give up: Could not buy the pantsnot to needto count on the coat, the formerhardpoint can also accept, the latterwas the sincerityhas no wayto shrink. Y’zaksthiswaistcanapply mechanicallya few words: Histhatpantsthrowon the ground, ifno oneputs onyounot to know that does do......郝仁原本还打算给伊扎克斯买条裤子,现在一看这情况也只能作罢:连上衣都买不到裤子就更不用指望了,前者紧巴一点还能接受,后者是真心没法缩水。伊扎克斯这腰围可以套用一句话:他那裤子扔在地上要是没人穿你都不知道那是干嘛的……Onegroup of peopleleave the shopdisappointedly, just before leavingtimeLilyalsostated a matterwith the shopping guidevery muchearnestly: „Your familywindowwas too smallmywindow curtainsto encircleonY’zaksjust right!”
一帮人失望地离开店铺,临走的时候莉莉还很认真地跟导购声明一件事:“你家窗户太小了我的窗帘围在伊扎克斯身上就正好！”Vivianhurriesto entrainLilyto walk out: „Youcompare withthisreallyto do.”薇薇安赶紧拽着莉莉往外走:“你跟人较这个真干嘛。”„Ok, givesyouto make to ordertwoclothes,”Hao Renwas sorryvery muchlooked atY’zaksone, „going out‚working’timeyoucanwearnowthisinvulnerabilityfightattire, movesonEarthbestorwears not noticeableclothes. Then do wegiveVivianto go shopping?”
“算了,还是给你订做两套衣服吧,”郝仁很抱歉地看了伊扎克斯一眼,“出去‘干活’的时候你可以穿着现在这身刀枪不入的战斗装,在地球上活动最好还是穿件不引人瞩目的衣服。接下来咱去给薇薇安买东西？”Lilyonehear of thishad little interest, actuallyfromjuststartedher to run aroundas a nickname„did not let go” the dog breed, youcannotcount onher, whenwindow-shoppedtogetherdid not run all over the place. Thereforeat this timeshestartedto scurry about: „Bored! Imustgo to the buildingto look atpackages of......”莉莉一听这个就没多大兴趣了,其实从刚开始她就一直想到处乱跑作为一个外号“撒手没”的犬种,你不能指望她在跟人一起逛街的时候不乱跑。所以这时候她开始上蹿下跳起来:“无聊啦！我要去楼上看包包……”Beckyfollowsto join in the fun: „Package? Istravelsorexploresuse?”贝琪跟着凑热闹:“包？是旅行还是探险用的？”Lilymakes the best use of the timeto instill into the wrongknowledgetoBecky: „Youwentto know,was not usedto have the thing, was usedto carry~ ~”莉莉抓紧时间给贝琪灌输错误知识:“你去了就知道,不是用来装东西的,是用来拎着的~~”Hao Renlookedthissituationknows unable to blockLily, thenbeckons with the handtothem: „Goodall various professions, yougo, do not run all over the place, noontimeinexit|to speakset.”郝仁一看这个情况就知道拦不住莉莉,便对她们摆了摆手:“行行行,你们去吧,别乱跑,中午的时候在出口集合。”Afterwardhelooks at the bigdevil: „Y’zaksyouhelplook that theylook atBeckyparticularly, Ihave a mechanicaldinosaurfor decorative purpose the building, Beckyis very easyto rub a fireballto pound.”
随后他又看着大恶魔:“伊扎克斯你帮忙看着她俩尤其是看着贝琪,我记着楼上有个装饰用的机械恐龙,贝琪很容易搓个火球砸过去。”
The groupactseparately, finallysideHao Renwas left overVivianone, latterfromgoing outcuriouslyto the present: „PreparestomebuyswhatAh?”
一行人就这么分头行动,最后郝仁身边就剩下了薇薇安一个,后者从出门就好奇到现在:“到底准备给我买什么啊？”Hao Renis pointing on Vivian: „If nothing else, firstchangednewclothestoyou, thenmatched a cell phonetoyou.”郝仁指着薇薇安身上:“别的不说,先给你换身新衣服,然后再给你配个手机。”NowwhatVivianputs onis an old mannishobsoletewinter clothing, in factheroverwhelming majorityclothesareold mannishobsolete, someevencan be calledworn-out. Although the vampireyoung girlattractiveappearancecancompensate for the disappointment on clothes, butHao Rendoes not think,hethoughtVivianshouldput onis more attractive, is more likeoneconforms to the legend, nobleappropriatevampirearistocrat. Hedoes not know when thisideaappears, heplansto realizethisideain any casetoday. Isgoes outtemporarilydecides when as formatter of cell phone, the family membershave the cell phone, evenY’zaksdoes not know when boughtoneforoneself, onlyVivianthis„different kind”has not beenwhatimportant mattertoone, butHao Renstilldecidedto give a Viviansuchgift.薇薇安现在穿的是一件老气过时的冬装,事实上她绝大部分衣服都是老气过时的,有些甚至都称得上破旧。尽管吸血鬼少女自己漂亮的容颜可以弥补衣服上的缺憾,但郝仁不这么想,他觉得薇薇安应该穿得更漂亮一些,更像是一位符合传说的、高贵得体的吸血鬼贵族。他也不知道这种想法是什么时候出现的,反正今天他打算实现这一想法。至于手机的事情是出门时临时决定,家里人都有手机,甚至连伊扎克斯都不知什么时候给自己买了一个,唯独薇薇安没有这对一个“异类”而言算不上什么大事,但郝仁仍然决定给薇薇安这样一份礼物。
One side the usabilityfirstplaces( a cell phonetrulyfunctiontothisgroup of superhumanslimited), Hao Renwas only the hopestillcrossessimplestpoorlifeVivianwithothers the same as crossuntil nowat homewell, usuallyinseesViviansomelife trivia, healwaysthought that was very uncomfortable, under the accumulationarriveda little unable to endurenow.
实用性先放在一边(对这帮超人而言一个手机确实功能有限),郝仁只是希望至今仍然在家里过着最简朴寒酸生活的薇薇安可以和别人一样过得更好一些,平日里看到薇薇安的一些生活细节,他总觉得心里很不舒服,积累下来到现在已经有点忍不了了。
The vampireyoung girlhears the plan of Hao Rento show the quiteunexpectedexpression, after being surprised, is also cautiousandnothandle: „I...... Inowsuchgood, livesverysatisfiedalreadyinyourhere......”吸血鬼少女听到郝仁的打算露出相当意外的表情,惊讶之后又拘谨、无措起来:“我……我现在这样挺好的啊,在你这儿住着已经挺满意了……”„Do not be impolite,”Hao Renis smiling, „whengivesyou a gift. Didn't youhave the cell phone? At leastin the Earthrange, there is this thingto relateconveniently.”
“别客气了,”郝仁笑着,“就当送你件礼物。你还没手机呢吧？起码在地球范围内,有个这东西联系起来也方便。”„Before I......, has hadone,”Viviansmilesembarrassed, „initiallyaccumulated the nextmoneyvery muchluck, bought a cheapcell phonecuriously, butcould not turn in the phone billlong-termengine offto be uselessafterward, nowitis still puttinginmysuitcase, has no wayprobablystarting.”
“我……以前有过一个,”薇薇安不好意思地笑起来,“当初很幸运地攒下一点钱,就好奇地买了一个便宜手机,不过后来交不上话费长期停机就没用了,现在它还在我行李箱里放着呢,大概是没法开机了。”Unexpected happiness of Viviantothisappearsnothandlesvery much, butshehas not rejected the Hao Rengood intentionfinally, buthas a faceanticipationandindistinctexcitedwith.薇薇安对这份意外之喜显得很无措,但她终于没有拒绝郝仁的好意,而是带着一脸期待和隐隐约约的兴奋跟了上来。When the groupgo throughinseveralshops, behindcountersomewherehad a womanto raise the headlooked attheironeeyeslooking pensive, thiswas an expressionis indifferent, on the facenearby the bridge of the nosehad a female of scar of knife wound.
当一行人穿行在几家店铺之间的时候,某处的柜台后面有一个女人抬起头来若有所思地看了他们一眼,这是个表情冷漠的,脸上鼻梁附近有一条刀疤的女性。Properly speaking the appearance of suchmarkettoguidehascertainrequest, on the facewill at least have a person of scar of knife wound is very difficultto find the workhere, particularlyherexpressionalsobrings a being aloofindifference, butthiswomansatbehind the counter, colleagueperipherythesenitpickingsevereguests who hersidesmiledas ifturned a blind eye.
按理说这样的商场对导购员的容貌是有一定要求的,至少脸上带有一条刀疤的人会很难在这里找到工作,尤其是她的表情还带着一种拒人千里的冷漠,但这个女人坐在柜台后面,不论是她身边满脸笑容的同事还是周围那些挑剔严苛的客人似乎都对此视若无睹。On the facehad the female of scar of knife woundto followHao Renwith the line of sightandVivianlookedsome little time, vanisheduntiltheminsomeshop, shesatunemotionally, continuedto be similar to the transparentpersonto sit there generallyis in a daze.( To be continued......)
脸上带有刀疤的女性用视线跟着郝仁和薇薇安看了好一会,直到他们都消失在某间店铺里,她才面无表情地坐了下来,继续如同透明人一般坐在那里发呆。(未完待续……)
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