RUC :: Volume #3

#226: Express Bat Delivery

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To be honest Hao Ren also felt own mentality very open- since vampire and on the postal service Earth was born, it is estimated that does not have vampire to think that forces in own bat the express package...... 说实话郝仁自己也觉得自己思路挺开阔的-自打地球上的吸血鬼和邮政业务都诞生以来,估计就没一个吸血鬼能想到把自己的蝙蝠塞进快递包裹里…… He and Vivian discussed details, decides the entire flow quickly: Forces in the express package the bat, escorts across them with the aid of the ultra convenient postal service of human Asia and Europe, addressee at will good, has the Mobile Data Terminal help to search on this planet in any case the random point geographic name is also not easy? Also can make the terminal think that again badly after the wheel track invasion express system goes to...... the bat package to deliver to the destination, definitely is no one receives and signs, at that time wanted these summon lifeform to think the means broken shell, but found the person. Naturally Vivian as far as possible the addressee fills in her these „old friend” the name, but this can many packages deliver to the opposite party hand is still very difficult to say directly, after all dozens years passed by, even if these recluses have not moved are still unlikely to continue with the beforehand contact information. 他和薇薇安商量了一下细节问题,很快敲定整个流程:把蝙蝠塞进快递包裹,借助人类的超便捷邮政业务把它们送往亚欧各地,收件人随意就好,反正有数据终端帮忙搜索这个星球上任意一点的地名还不是手到擒来？再不济也能让终端想辙入侵快递系统去……蝙蝠包裹送到目的地之后肯定是没人签收,那时候就要这些召唤生物自己想办法破壳而出找人了。当然薇薇安会尽可能把收件人填写成她那些“老朋友”的名字,但这样能有多少包裹直接送到对方手上仍然很难说,毕竟几十年过去了,那些隐士即便没有搬家也不大可能继续用以前的联络信息。 So long as the bats can ride the express bandwagon on the line. 只要蝙蝠们能搭一点快递顺风车就行。 These bats package naturally must camouflage, moreover best a packing, they soon found various materials of share luckily: Hao Ren found big pile of paper carton in the corner of basement warehouse child and broad mouth glass jar, they from Lily ordinary endless between-meal snack consumption: Various types of canned food and chocolate. The dog class cannot eat the chocolate, but Lily this becoming a ghost obviously is raw and cold does not envy, she arrives at between -meal snack packing that during here several months accumulates to have a scare Hao Ren, why Hao Ren also is very while convenient curious these things to pile in the small warehouse in Vivian next door: „Do you retain these things to do? Takes out the trash time hasn't thrown?” 这些蝙蝠包裹当然要伪装一下,而且最好有所包装,幸好他们很快就找到了合用的各种材料:郝仁在地下室仓库的角落里找到一大堆纸盒子和广口玻璃瓶,它们来自莉莉平常无止尽的零食消耗:各种罐头和巧克力。都说犬类不能吃巧克力,但莉莉这个成精的显然是生冷不忌,她来到这里几个月间积累下来的零食包装把郝仁吓了一跳,顺便郝仁也挺好奇为什么这些东西都堆在薇薇安隔壁的小仓库里:“你保留这些东西干嘛？倒垃圾的时候没扔？” Vivian nods very much naturally: „Remains is selling the scrap, these in addition quickly enough ten dollars, two jin (0.5 kg) egg.” 薇薇安很理所当然地点点头:“留着卖废品啊,这些加起来快够十块钱了,两斤鸡蛋呢。” Hao Ren is stunned. The heart said that this vampire young girl really passed the times of poverty, now this year head picture this can several months collected to wait tattered the person who sold the scrap are not many. However Vivian this cannot contribute money very much obviously even: Each one cent that she succeeds in obtaining if not spend that to discard as soon as possible quickly...... 郝仁愕然。心说这位吸血鬼少女果然过惯了穷日子,现在这年头像她这样能把几个月的破烂收集起来等着卖废品的人已经不多了。不过很显然薇薇安即便这样也攒不下钱来:她到手的每一分钱如果不尽快花出去那很快就会丢掉…… Looks that this can be called the pitiful poor devil simply, Hao Ren cannot bear from the bottom of one's heart made man's commitment: „You felt relieved. I will be raising you well.” 看着身旁这个简直可以称得上可怜的穷鬼,郝仁忍不住发自肺腑地做出了男人的承诺:“你放心。我会好好养着你的。” Vivian is deeply moved immediately: „I make the food not to have the issue to you for a lifetime!” 薇薇安顿时大为感动:“那我给你做一辈子饭都没问题！” Hao Ren: „......” This was also too good to buy! 郝仁:“……”这个也太好收买了点！ They and paper carton hold on that pile bottles of cans the Vivian table, starts to seal the small bat. The preserving jar of broad mouth is sufficient, the bat will not push in obviously, Hao Ren lifts a preserving jar to be dumbfounded with inside small bat, latter that black small eye stares is staring at him, making him unable to bear want to look for a topic: „Words said that the words of such seal can suffocate it?” 俩人把那堆瓶瓶罐罐和纸盒子抱到薇薇安的桌子上,开始封装小蝙蝠。广口的罐头瓶非常够用,蝙蝠在里面也不会显挤,郝仁举着一个罐头瓶跟里面的小蝙蝠大眼瞪小眼,后者那黑溜溜的小眼睛直勾勾地盯着他,让他忍不住想找点话题:“话说这样封口的话会不会把它闷死？” „, My bat from the physiology from the beginning is not ‚dying’,” Vivian beckons with the hand, „regards the corpse specimen to toss about casually did not fear.” “不会,我的蝙蝠从生理学上一开始就是‘死’的,”薇薇安摆摆手,“当成尸体标本随便折腾都不怕。” Hao Ren shook the preserving jar: „Eh...... always felt that seals it in is very pitiful. You looked that it has stared at me to look.” 郝仁晃了晃罐头瓶:“额……总感觉把它封在里面挺可怜的。你看它一直盯着我看呢。” The small bat in bottle has turned the head immediately awkwardly, the Vivian sound conveys from side: „Is I am staring at you to look, I am curious by the glass jar looked the world is anything feels......” 瓶子里的小蝙蝠顿时尴尬地转过头去,薇薇安的声音则从旁边传来:“是我在盯着你看,我就是好奇透过玻璃瓶看世界是个什么感觉……” Hao Ren then thinks that these bats are clone of Vivian, placing in the bottle at most were also many a strange angle of view to Vivian, from the start has nothing pitifully- the behavior pattern that these only then the different kind can be familiar with is always neglected easily by the normal person. 郝仁这才想起来这些蝙蝠都是薇薇安的分身,放在瓶子里对薇薇安而言顶多也就是多了个奇怪的视角而已,压根没什么可怜不可怜的-这些只有异类才会习惯的行为方式总是容易被正常人忽略掉。 One flock of bats consumed the glass jar 7788, these preserving jars sent compared with selling a scrap bigger use, the exuberant appetite finally side production point positive role of Lily. However Hao Ren in the seal remembers an issue suddenly: „Wait, did you say these things to be able the security check? Especially the living creature, must walk transnational express is very troublesome.” 一群蝙蝠把玻璃瓶消耗了个七七八八,这些罐头瓶派上了比卖废品更大的用场,莉莉的旺盛食欲总算侧面产生点积极作用。不过在封口的时候郝仁突然想起个问题:“等等,你说这些东西能过安检么？尤其是活物,要走跨国快递恐怕很麻烦啊。” Before Vivian, may useless this type „expensive” thing. Therefore she has not thought of this from the start: „That what to do?” 薇薇安以前可没用过这种“昂贵”的东西。所以她压根没想到这点:“那怎么办？” Hao Ren is knitting the brows to think, suddenly claps: „You did not say they are ‚dying’, camouflages the specimen them, we press the handicraft to send......” 郝仁皱着眉想了想,突然一拍手:“你不是说了它们都是‘死’的么,把它们伪装成标本,咱就按工艺品寄出去……” Vivian one hear of this feelings are feasible. Also went to the warehouse to look for many cardboard and iron wire comes, had inquired after the bat specimen should be what appearance, then made these small bats be sprawled pastes on the cardboard, these summon lifeform did not have the breath and heartbeat. Definitely can imitate the dying thing, such a lane seems like really with specimen. 薇薇安一听这个感觉可行。又去仓库里找了很多纸板和铁丝过来,打听过蝙蝠标本应该是什么模样之后便让那些小蝙蝠四仰八叉地贴在纸板上,这些召唤生物没有呼吸和心跳。完全可以模仿死物,这么一弄看上去真跟标本似的。 Hao Ren is very satisfied: „This just right. We send the package can write the handicraft directly.” 郝仁很满意:“这正好。咱们寄包裹的时候可以直接写成工艺品了。” Vivian looks that these are sprawled are fixed the small bat on slip of paper, suddenly is blushing do not go excessively: „This posture good ashamed......” 薇薇安看着那些四仰八叉被固定在纸片上的小蝙蝠,突然红着脸别过头去:“这个姿势好羞耻……” Hao Ren: „......” 郝仁:“……” Outside the people mother's world outlook is not really good to understand. 人外娘的世界观果然不好理解。 „The words saying that these things can't have problems?” Hao Ren thinks that some did not feel relieved. „Particularly must mail to the foreign country, coming out that human does check first did not say, Demon Hunter can monitor this type of channel?” “不过话说这些东西不会出问题吧？”郝仁想了想还是有些不放心。“尤其是还要寄到外国去,人类查不查的出来先不说,猎魔人会不会监视这种渠道？” „Un, has this risk, but I have exerted the aura to eliminate in each bottle with the effect that the energy shifts, only if some Demon Hunter hits great luck to disassemble the package to see inside thing directly, will otherwise not expose.” “嗯,是有这个风险,不过我已经在每一个瓶子上施加了气息消除和精力转移的效果,除非某个猎魔人撞大运地直接拆开包裹看见里面的东西,否则是不会暴露的。” Hao Ren then felt relieved, then held two big box bottles of cans to return to the living room, Becky to wait with Vivian together to go out above window-shops could not have waited, seeing that was almost flickers to move to flee generally: „We when......, is your what of lane?” 郝仁这才放下心来,然后跟薇薇安一起抱着两大箱子瓶瓶罐罐回到客厅,贝琪在上面等着出门逛街已经等不及了,见状几乎是瞬移一般窜了过来:“咱们什么时候……呀,你们这是弄的什么？” „First goes to an express company, sends these things,” Hao Ren places on a box thing the tea table, then digs up to draw „Roll that” collects curiously to, „right, Hilda did you follow not?” “先去趟快递公司,把这些东西发出去,”郝仁把一箱子东西放在茶几上,然后把好奇凑过来的“滚”扒拉到一边去,“对了,希尔妲你跟着来不？” Hilda is sitting on the sofa is in a daze, hears word shakes the head slowly: „No, I have no need.” 希尔妲正坐在沙发上发呆,闻言慢慢摇了摇头:“不,我没什么需要的了。” „Takes to the streets? Can go shopping?” Vivian then notices an important goods person in the living room, is a appearance that prepares to go out the ruined family. Hao Ren nods to her: „Un, you also follow while convenient, should buy a thing for you.” “上街？要买东西？”薇薇安这才注意到一大帮人都在客厅,都是一副准备出门败家的打扮。郝仁对她点点头:“恩,顺便你也跟着,也该给你买点东西了。” Vivian does not know that Hao Ren has anything to plan, looked the opposite party does not want to say that then slight bow: „First thanks Oh.” 薇薇安不知道郝仁有什么打算,看对方也不想说,便只是微微点点头:“先谢谢哦。” From the beginning when the vampire young girl now already not like moves here like that estranged, will not show off power to shirk facing the Hao Ren good intentions, because she knows, even if shows off power she not to have money again...... 吸血鬼少女如今已经不像一开始入住此处时那般生分,面对郝仁的善意也不会逞强推脱,因为她知道哪怕再逞强她也没钱…… Finally except for beside Lil Pea that Hilda that in home continues to be in a daze and cannot go out, Hao Ren and his important goods unusual tenants are all noisy go out, strength biggest Y’zaks and Lily held that two big box to walk willingly in the forefront, Hao Ren thought aloud looking pensive in behind: „I suddenly think that we at least must have a car(riage)- how to say again is also a side influence, my spaceship driver's license started to study, did we go out must the pushing public transportation?” 最后除了在家继续发呆的希尔妲和不能出门的豆豆之外,郝仁和他的一大帮异常房客们全都闹闹哄哄地出了门,力气最大的伊扎克斯和莉莉自告奋勇地抱着那两个大箱子走在最前面,郝仁在后面若有所思地自言自语了一句:“我突然想起来咱们至少得有辆车吧-再怎么说也是一方势力,我连飞船驾照都开始学了,咱们出门还得挤公交？” The space transmission is actually easy-to-use, but the dizziness feeling of transmission makes one not like each time, moreover peripheral conducts the transmission to be very easy to annoy in this densely populated big city to trouble, therefore Hao Ren they help the person now, so long as does not go far, is familiar with the ordinary transportation vehicle. 空间传送倒是好用,但每次传送的眩晕感让人不太喜欢,而且在这种人口密集的大城市周边进行传送很容易惹下麻烦,所以现在郝仁他们一帮人只要不出远门,还是习惯平常的交通工具的。 Nangong Wuyue thinks: „Having a car(riage) is truly convenient, who will open?” 南宫五月想了想:“有辆车确实方便,不过谁会开？” Hao Ren strikes one's chest willingly: „My spaceship will start quickly!” 郝仁自告奋勇地一拍胸脯:“我连飞船都快会开了！” „Accelerator and brakes which in the right?” “油门和刹车哪个在右边？” Hao Ren: „......” 郝仁:“……” „Therefore is not one specialized is not cocky,” Nangong Wuyue curls the lip, „I had long ago studied driving actually, but...... just now appears at that time few years with the automobile of internal combustion engine, you can speculate my driving level.” “所以不是一个专业的莫要得瑟,”南宫五月撇撇嘴,“我很久以前倒是学过开车,不过……那时候用内燃机的汽车才刚出现没几年,你可以推测一下我的开车水平。” Hao Ren converted, with astonishment discovered Nangong Wuyue can open should be around 1900 internal combustion engine automobile, she must dare to start off now that is not the issue of street killer- street executioners are extra! 郝仁换算了一下,惊愕地发现南宫五月会开的应该是1900年前后的内燃机汽车,她现在要敢上路那已经不是马路杀手的问题了-马路刽子手都富余！ Observed the situation, he discovered that own side group of people really did not have one to drive: Y’zaks and Becky were needless saying that Nangong Wuyue was a driver's license the expired 100 years of street executioners, the Lily this husky personality could not have been the driver absolutely, Vivian does not need to consider from the start: The private car in her opinion is the gadget of dream level, she usually sits the money of public transportation unbearably...... 环视了一圈,他发现自己身边这群人还真没一个能开车的:伊扎克斯和贝琪就不用说了,南宫五月是个驾照已经过期一百年的马路刽子手,莉莉这哈士奇的性格也绝对当不了司机,薇薇安压根不用考虑:私家车在她看来是个梦幻级的玩意儿,她平常坐公交的钱都够呛…… Finally Hao Ren poked mysterious Mobile Data Terminal: „You said that organizes to solve the transportation vehicle issue of this short distance duty? Best is the belt/bring self-piloting......” 最后郝仁还是戳了戳神奇的数据终端:“你说组织上能不能给解决一下这个短途任务的交通工具问题？最好是带自动驾驶的……” „Can you not install? To profit states clearly,” Mobile Data Terminal humming sound vibrates two in the Hao Ren pocket, „this aircraft can try to help you actually apply, happen to the raven senior official previous time gave you duty that monitors the Earth different kind, this is a reason.” “你能不能别这么装？想占便宜就明说呗,”数据终端在郝仁兜里嗡嗡地震动两声,“不过本机倒是可以试着帮你申请一下,正好渡鸦长官上次给了你个监控地球异类的任务,这是个理由。” Now Hao Ren can expect that his next month wages can be anything.( To be continued..) 现在郝仁可以期待他下个月的工资会是什么了。(未完待续。。)
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