RUC :: Volume #14

#1389: Lolisa reception feast

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Since Lily brings in the home, the Hao Ren furniture with the windows and doors and so on that is must regularly bad one time, but in other words , technical of Lily this repair furniture windows and doors is also when production costs rise, prices rise too she works as the income of veterinarian + unexpected winner writer at ease is also limited after all, cannot 2-3 days compensate one new furniture to come out, therefore was only also left over to enhance own maintenance technology. Under the reminder of Hao Ren, husky miss catches the eye looked, sees on the steel burglar-proof door really to print a big face of Landlord impressively, that called a lifelike vivid image, moreover was not only the face, under this face is also printing the outline of half hand, the especially abstractionism demonstrated that the master of this face raided the resistance of that flash in the front door and paces back and forth the husky fine ear at the scene on drooping, started to compel to cultivate/repair the gate painstakingly. 自打莉莉搬进这个家里,郝仁的家具用物门窗之类那是隔三差五就得坏一次,但反过来说,莉莉这修理家具门窗的技术那也是水涨船高毕竟她当个闲散兽医+冷门作家的收入也有限,总不能2-3就赔一套新家具出来,所以也就只剩下提高自己的维修技术了。在郝仁的提醒下,哈士奇姑娘抬眼一看,赫然就看到钢铁防盗门上果然印着自己房东的一张大脸,那叫一个惟妙惟肖生动形象,而且不但是脸,这脸下面还印着半只手的轮廓,特抽象主义地显示出了这张脸的主人在大门袭来那一瞬间的抗拒和彷徨哈士奇精的耳朵当场就耷拉下来,开始苦逼兮兮地修门。 husky finishing gate also with other difference, she makes plate work that does not use the tool, holds the shutter to whip in the two sides with the hand directly, above concave-convex trace instantaneously by her strange strength patting smooth incomparable, several decoration patterns that let alone Hao Ren that face, in the gate only remained with mirror that she whipped. In fact because the similar incident happened frequently, this leaf of originally has the steel burglar-proof doors of many attractive pattern to be patted the draw now completely, Hao Ren does not doubt this besides the doorframe, other places actually already are equally thin by and paper that Lily patted...... 哈士奇精修门也跟别家不一样,她做钣金那是连工具都不用的,直接抱着门板用手在两边拍拍打打,上面的凹凸痕迹瞬间就被她的怪力给拍的平整无比,别说郝仁那张脸了,就连门上仅剩的几个装饰花纹都被她拍打的跟镜子似的。事实上由于类似事件经常发生,这扇原本有着很多漂亮花纹的钢铁防盗门现在已经完全被拍平,郝仁毫不怀疑这门除了门框之外,其它地方其实已经被莉莉拍的跟纸一样薄了…… Lolisa follows, in Hao Ren walked into this behind with she imagines entirely different „Papal Palace”, she first sees a lobby, in the living room is decorating various style strange furniture arrangements, around the living room several door and an upward staircase, must be leads to other rooms and two buildings. On a living room low cabinet, an upright flat equipment is presenting the lifelike picture, a woman of all smiles is lifting a colorful bag to introduce in that: „...... This cat grain is the product of this program key recommendation, to over two kitties......” 洛丽萨则跟在郝仁身后走入了这座与她想象中截然不同的“教皇宫”,她首先看到一个大客厅,客厅里摆设着各种风格奇怪的家具陈设,客厅周围则有几扇门和一座向上的楼梯,应当是通往其它房间和二楼。在客厅对面的一张矮柜上,一个方方正正的扁平设备正呈现出栩栩如生的画面,一个满面笑容的女人正在那里面举着个花花绿绿的袋子介绍:“……这款猫粮是我们本次节目重点推荐的产品,对二岁以上的猫咪……” On the living room central tea table, the cat miss is squatting to sit on the desktop is staring at the screen with total concentration, the saliva class/flow place, after hearing Hao Ren enters the sound of room, this silly cat to turn around to jump immediately, 2-3 flee to Hao Ren side entrains latter's collar to make an effort to swing: „Silly big cat! I must eat that I must eat that you go to buy that for me now!” 在客厅中央的茶几上,猫姑娘正蹲坐在桌面上聚精会神地盯着屏幕,口水哗哗流一地,听到郝仁进屋的动静之后这傻猫立刻就转身蹦了下来,2-3窜到郝仁身边拽着后者的领子使劲摇:“傻大猫！我要吃那个,我要吃那个,你现在就去给我买那个！” Swings also while puts out a hand to point at the cat grain advertisement on television, eye bright can emit the light halo to come quickly. 一边摇还一边伸手指着电视上的猫粮广告,眼睛亮的都快能放出光圈来了。 „Urged to go faster...... just you to eat Ah? Hao Ren to pat for big pile of canned food that you bought a while ago actually” the claw of stupid cat, „also had saying that many spread, looked television time did not permit to squat on the tea table!!” “去去去……前阵子刚给你买的一大堆罐头你倒是吃啊？”郝仁一把将蠢猫的爪子拍下去,“还有说多少遍了,看电视的时候不准蹲在茶几上！！” Vivian hears the sound of living room, opens the kitchen door to poke head in: „Hao Ren do you come back...... this are Lolisa?” 薇薇安听到客厅的动静,推开厨房门探出头来:“郝仁你回来……这是洛丽萨？” „Hello,” Lolisa is observing the situation the person in living room, is smiling bowing, later lifts the hand to outline rune/symbol writing who relieves the magic, restored the original image of silver white long hair + elf long ear instantaneously, „Hao Ren said that best be able to camouflage outside, will otherwise arouse the unnecessary interest in should not to matter here?” “大家好,”洛丽萨环视着客厅里的人,微笑着鞠了一躬,随后抬起手勾勒出一个解除魔法的符文,瞬间恢复了银白长发+精灵长耳的本来形象,“郝仁说在外面的时候最好可以伪装一下,否则会引起不必要的关注不过在这里应该无所谓了吧？” She finishes speaking, saw that eight claw fish shapes Nangong Wuyue sway crawled from the second floor staircase, on each tentacle of Siren younger sister lower part is curling a cleaning rag, is scratching the stair rails and stair while holds up another two tentacles to swing greeting: „Indifferent indifferent, you look in this room to have several maintains the person appearance......” 她话音刚落,就看到八爪鱼形态的南宫五月摇摇晃晃地从二楼楼梯上爬了下来,海妖妹子下半身的每条触手上都卷着一块抹布,一边擦着楼梯扶手和台阶一边举起另外两根触手摇摆着打招呼:“无所谓无所谓,你看这屋里有几个保持人模样的……” Y’zaks lift from the newspapers the heads: „I have also maintained the human form at home.” 伊扎克斯把脑袋从报纸里抬起来:“我就是在家也一直保持人形啊。” „Here you did not have the qualifications saying that this your turned into the human form to look with abnormity,” Hao Ren spoke thoughtlessly to throw one, then drilled is looking for the form of devil little miss, „old king your daughter?” “这儿就你没资格说这个你这变成人形看着都跟异形似的,”郝仁随口扔过去一句,然后打眼找着恶魔小姑娘的身影,“老王你闺女呢？” „Backyard cultivates my storage battery car,” Y’zaks hehe is smiling, has not cared to Hao Ren teasing completely, he was used to it in any case early, „how, to ask her to have the matter?” “后院修我那电瓶车呢,”伊扎克斯嘿嘿笑着,对郝仁刚才的调侃完全没在意,反正他早习惯了,“怎么,找她有事？” „How many days while Lolisa in me stays, hurrying makes the small girl learn study the distortion technique from others, saving is going out each time is also wears Meitong wears the hat, the tail must entangle on the waist,” Hao Ren takes off the coat to throw to Roll, moves toward the sofa while spoke thoughtlessly saying that „moreover you can change the transportation vehicle not? Your that electricity three rounds conduct the back yourself to use energy, but also draws one pile of refrigerator color television washers to drop from house to house every day, I love dearly that three wheels...... Roll! I give you clothes am make you help hang, does not make you spread out on the floor on sleeps!” “趁着洛丽萨在咱家住几天,赶紧让小丫头跟人家学学变形术,省着每次出门还又是戴美瞳又是戴帽子的,尾巴都得缠腰上,”郝仁脱下外套扔给滚,一边走向沙发一边随口说道,“另外你能换个交通工具不？你那电三轮驮着你自己都费劲,还每天拉着一堆冰箱彩电洗衣机走街串巷,我都心疼那仨轱辘……滚！我给你衣服是让你帮忙挂起来,不是让你铺地上睡觉的！” Y’zaks hears the matter of distortion technique hehe hollow laugh two: „Hey, she follows I to study is not same, I prepared to teach her recently.” 伊扎克斯听到变形术的事儿嘿嘿干笑两声:“嘿,她跟着我学不也一样么,我最近就准备教她了。” Hao Ren hears word is showing the whites of the eyes: „Knock it off, she follows you except to study to rub the fireball I not to see all her day to study other thing, moreover you look in a mirror, can your distortion technique look?” 郝仁闻言翻着白眼:“拉倒吧,她跟着你除了整天研究搓火球我就没见她学别的东西,而且你照照镜子,你自己这变形术能看？” Y’zaks thinks, has to deep is so. 伊扎克斯想了想,不得不深以为然。 Lolisa have a relish looks at the Hao Ren whole family in the present daily exchange, on the face always has the smile, moreover that indifferent smile that shows when Holletta unlike her frequently, her smile at this moment seemed full of the temperature. After Lily repairs completely the gate comes back, to be sharp-eyed to notice this, moreover person who she cannot keep the words, therefore collected to ask directly: „What do you smile?” 洛丽萨饶有兴致地看着郝仁一家子在自己眼前的日常交流,脸上始终带着笑容,而且与她在霍尔莱塔时经常露出的那种淡然微笑不同,她此刻的笑容似乎充满了温度。莉莉修完门回来之后眼尖地注意到这点,而且她还是个藏不住话的人,所以直接就凑上去问了:“你笑什么呐？” „It‘s nothing, is only the feeling...... is very good,” Lolisa is blinking, „I think that will be arranged to a custom stern church palace, has not actually thought the place that the Pope lives is such a lively...... I am not quite good to describe, being much better that but really imagines compared with me from the beginning.” “没什么,只是感觉……很好,”洛丽萨眨着眼睛,“我原以为会被安排到一个规矩森严的教会宫殿里,却没想到教皇生活的地方是这样一个热闹的……我不太好描述,但真比我一开始想象的好多了。” „You are really did not understand that our Landlord,” Lily curled the lip, „his Pope mixes the wages, I have not seen him to come according to what custom, the goddess Sir gave him this Holy Bible he almost to front the table and to speak the truth, this place must really be stern I here not to live to such custom that you said that I before was to one's heart's content the scenery wandering four directions...... Landlord, I was hungry! The bat, I am hungry!” “你真是太不了解我们房东了,”莉莉撇撇嘴,“他这个教皇就是混工资的,我就没见他按什么规矩来过,女神大人给他本圣经他都差点垫了桌子而且说实话,这地方要真跟你说的那样规矩森严我早就不在这儿住了,我以前可是纵情山水云游四方的……房东,我饿啦！蝙蝠,我饿啦！” Lolisa looks at Lily dumbfounded, cannot think how actually the opposite party can achieve, when a topic has not said shifts to the belly suddenly hungrily above, but she must understand husky on Earth is what species should not think: To Lily, that is really the day hits to be struck by lightning unable to block her to shout the belly hungry three characters, on the biological clock of meals and snacks, this miss simply accurate with atomic clock...... 洛丽萨一愣一愣地看着莉莉,硬是想不到对方怎么能做到在一个话题还没说完的时候就突然转移到肚子饿上面,但她要了解到地球上的哈士奇是个什么物种应该就不会这么想了:对莉莉而言,那真是天打雷劈都挡不住她把肚子饿仨字喊出来,在饭点的生物钟上,这姑娘简直准的跟原子钟似的…… „Oneself come to the kitchen to serve meal!” Vivian finds out half body from the kitchen again, „all day long the manages eats, no matter does, now carries including own food being disinclined?” “自己来厨房端饭！”薇薇安再次从厨房探出半个身子,“成天管吃不管干,现在连自己的饭都懒得端了？” The Lily ear startles to set upright all of a sudden, runs and leaps runs to the kitchen: „, My this comes my to come! My first filling a bowl with rice!” 莉莉耳朵激灵一下子竖起来,连窜带跳地跑向厨房:“嗷嗷,我这就来我这就来！我第一个盛饭！” „Our family/home is Vivian has prepared food, her craftsmanship you must taste,” Hao Ren invited Lolisa to move toward the table with a smile, „for your honored guest, she pressing the bottom craftsmanship took......” “我们家一直是薇薇安做饭,她的手艺你必须得尝尝,”郝仁笑着邀请洛丽萨走向餐桌,“为了你这个贵客,她可是把压箱底的手艺都拿出来了……” Vivian is carrying plate of gongbao chicken to come, hears word smiles: „I press the bottom the craftsmanship to be many, really must all take our living room definitely unable to put down you to know that a human 10,000 years of history tosses about many cookbooks, these in addition that the light is lost suffice Lily to eat for three years.” 薇薇安正端着一盘宫保鸡丁过来,闻言一笑:“我压箱底的手艺还多着呢,真要全拿出来咱这客厅都肯定放不下你知道人类一万年历史折腾出多少菜谱么,光失传的那些加起来都够莉莉吃三年的。” Lily holds large bowl rice just under the table was implicated, she raised the head: „Why works as the measuring unit with me?” 莉莉捧着一大碗米饭刚在桌子旁坐下,她一抬头:“为什么拿我当计量单位？” „Because you do not select food, changes others not necessarily to eat up the roasting beetle of Egypt,” Vivian slanting husky miss eyes, then sees the bowl in her hand, „makes you serve meal you also really only to carry own rice bowl, at least help end several dish lines?” “因为你不挑食,换别人不一定吃得下埃及的烤甲虫,”薇薇安斜了哈士奇姑娘一眼,然后看见她手里的碗,“让你端饭你还真只端自己的饭碗啊,至少帮忙端几盘菜行么？” „Good was good, do not count on her,” Hao Ren stood with a laugh, „I go.” “行了行了,你就别指望她了,”郝仁笑呵呵地站了起来,“我去。” Finally he just now stands up, sees crash-bang to crawl a big group tentacle from the kitchen, on each tentacle withstand/top a tray, the Nangong Wuyue sound is passing from one pile of arms: „Landlord you do not use, my end comes!” 结果他才刚站起身,就看到从厨房里哗啦啦地爬出来一大团触手,每根触手上都顶着一个盘子,南宫五月的声音从一堆腕足里面传出来:“房东你不用去啦,我都端过来啦！” This scene made Hao Ren have goosebumps immediately: „Fuck...... Wuyue can you not change such frightened gadget in eating meal? I look that also thinks comes out to serve food!” 这场面登时让郝仁起了一身的鸡皮疙瘩:“卧槽……五月你能不能别在吃饭的时候变这么惊悚的玩意儿？我看着还以为克苏鲁出来上菜呢！” What food eats is guests and hosts having a good time, Vivian that tempered 10,000 years of cook is not chats, basically has achieved conveniently pot tea, crisp has attracted in a big way. The hemp, cold ox Banjin, forgets Heiloo. Because of the boundary, Lolisa is in the Elven Queen memory that since oneself inherit turns over, could not find compared with tonight's this food more delicious thing she has eaten that not to mention. 一顿饭吃的是宾主尽欢,薇薇安那锤炼了一万年的厨艺不是说笑的,基本上已经达到了随手一壶茶,爽过吸大.麻,凉拌牛板筋,忘记海洛.因的境界,洛丽萨就是从自己继承来的精灵女王的记忆里倒腾,也找不到比今天晚上这顿饭更好吃的东西她自己吃过的那就更别提了。 After finishing eating food, is in the family/home one group of demons and monsters fixed points snatches the time of television, is one is in chaotic situation unavoidably, this fellows are actually not really must snatch what program, but wallowed in the fan who snatching the television brought joyfully, rushed to eat the last piece of potato chips with Hao Ren probably in childhood is a truth. Snatches the lead of television in any case forever is Lily and Roll, either is Elizabeth and Lil Pea, three bear children with fool, therefore Hao Ren also very understands their weak behaviors, in the living room is restless he rushed to a quiet corner to stay. 吃完饭之后就是家里一帮妖魔鬼怪定点抢电视的时刻,免不了又是一番鸡飞狗跳,这帮家伙其实并不是真的非要抢什么节目,而是沉迷于抢电视带来的迷之快乐中,大概就跟郝仁小时候抢着吃最后一片薯片是一个道理。反正抢电视的主角永远是莉莉和滚,要么就是伊丽莎白和豆豆,仨熊孩子配一个二货,所以郝仁也挺理解她们的幼稚行为,在客厅里闹腾起来的时候他就自顾自地跑到个清静角落呆着去了。 After a while, he noticed that Lolisa walks from side, then spoke thoughtlessly to ask: „Doesn't adapt to such noisy circumstances?” 过了一会,他看到洛丽萨从旁边走来,便随口问道:“不适应这么闹的环境？” „No, actually I thought that this good,” Lolisa shakes the head, „to the present still felt very accidental.” “不,其实我觉得这挺好的,”洛丽萨摇了摇头,“只是到现在仍然感觉很意外罢了。” „You must try hard to adapt, my here family tradition so,” Hao Ren shrugs, „in you cannot always take your brain to make up that environment to wrap/sets of here custom.” “那你得努力适应了,我这边的家风如此,”郝仁耸耸肩,“你不能总拿你脑补里的那个环境来套这边的规矩。” Lolisa smiles: „However I am born in a religious belief supreme world, my memory the memory of original there inheriting, already deeply carves the dignified church and sacred pulpit in the mind, these things are not a short time can change.” 洛丽萨笑了笑:“然而我诞生在一个宗教信仰至高无上的世界,我的记忆从原版那里继承来的记忆,已经把庄严的教会和神圣的圣职者深深刻在脑海中,这些东西不是一时半会就能改变的。” „This I can understand actually,” Hao Ren by the chair, is with smile on the face to look Roll in living room scurries about from Elizabeth snatches the remote control, but Lil Pea anxious to stir up trouble in the midair flashes before everywhere transmits adds to stop up to them, „it is estimated that except for me, you could not find the style again such ‚Papal Palace’. Actually I have many colleagues in this universe, they also undertake the duty of Pope in the respective civilized circle, no matter does missionary work is warm-hearted...... enforces compared with me in any case. Right, can brief your past situations to me? In magic empire era, Goddess of Creation church by what shape operation? How do you usually are communicate with the goddess?”. “这个我倒是能理解,”郝仁靠在椅子上,面带微笑看着客厅里的滚上蹿下跳从伊丽莎白手里抢遥控器,而豆豆则在半空中唯恐天下不乱地到处闪现传送给俩人添堵,“估计除了我这边,你再也找不到画风这样的‘教皇宫’了。其实我在这个宇宙有很多同事,他们也都在各自的文明圈承担教皇之职,不管传教的时候热不热心吧……反正都比我严肃。对了,能跟我讲讲你们当年的情况么？在魔法帝国时代,创世女神的教会是以何种形态运作？你们平常又是如何与女神沟通的？”。 A a
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