RUC :: Volume #14

#1388: Magic emperor in Earth

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Is busy at work all things, arranges the volunteers to go various home respectively, when Hao Ren brought Lolisa is going home is sunset Xishan, the sparsely inhabited southern suburbs look at this moment an old town that bordered on to abandon, the streets and lanes except for saw likely occasionally several taking a walk old women or no one managed beside the bear child who ran around like crazy everywhere, can find in threes and fours the dirty stray cat dog between the trash cans and house crevices appeared and disappeared that basically are the Lily lackey or Roll, came out for the lord to inspect the territory. 忙活完所有事情,又安排志愿者们各回各家,等郝仁带着洛丽萨回家的时候就已经是日落西山了,本就人烟稀少的南郊在这个时刻更是看着像个濒临废弃的老城,街头巷尾除了偶尔看到几个遛弯的老太太或者没人管到处瞎跑的熊孩子之外,也就能瞧见三五成群脏兮兮的流浪猫狗在垃圾桶和房屋夹缝之间出没那基本上是莉莉的狗腿子或者滚的手下,出来替主子巡视领地的。 husky essence with the cat miss complete integration southern suburbs cat dog, they have organized a wave of any cat flatter dog army to run back and forth in confusion here respectively all day. Since Roll turns into the person, Lily feared continually the problem of cat changed, therefore their cat dog war spread directly the entire city, the person with high aspirations can discover that now southern suburbs stray cat dog that is orderly, domain of both sides had the strict division from a trash can a lamp pole, every Wednesday and Friday these two groups will also fight one on time, however had the person who this leisurely mood observed the cat dog war is not after all many, therefore the southern suburbs general residents'overall feelings were also the stray cat dog of this boundary even more stuck together to appear and disappear recently, then the mouse near this was also day by day few...... 哈士奇精跟猫姑娘已经完全统合南郊的猫狗界,俩人各自组织了一波阿猫阿狗大军在这边整天乱晃。自从滚变成人之后莉莉连怕猫的毛病都改掉了,于是俩人的猫狗战争就这么直接蔓延到了整个城区,有心人可以发现如今南郊的流浪猫狗那是秩序井然,双方的地盘从一个垃圾桶、一个路灯柱都有严格划分,每周三、周五这两拨还会准点打一架然而有这闲心去观察猫狗战争的人毕竟不多,所以南郊广大居民普遍的感觉也就是这地界的流浪猫狗最近愈发抱团出没了,然后这附近的老鼠也是一天比一天少…… Here is mentioning again, these by the mouse that in suppresses in an organized and planned manner plumpest basically will appear on the Hao Ren bedroom entrance or the nightstand, for this, Hao Ren must clutch the ear of Roll to talk over regularly half an hour how to cultivate the behavior...... 这里着重提一下,那些被有组织有计划扑灭的老鼠中最肥硕的基本上都会出现在郝仁的卧室门口或者床头柜上,就为这个,郝仁隔三差五都得揪着滚的耳朵念叨半个钟头的如何做人…… Hao Ren looks that the scouts of cat dog regiment investigate the opposite party enemy intelligence in the streets and lanes inquisitively, sighed at heart the amateur life of Lily with Roll is also even more rich, but Lolisa looks the bleak worn-out city cannot bear the opens the mouth: „Is this place that you live in?” 郝仁这边看着猫狗军团的探子们在街头巷尾探头探脑地侦查对方敌情,心里边感叹莉莉跟滚的业余生活也是愈发丰富,而洛丽萨则看着荒凉破旧的城区忍不住开口:“这就是你住的地方？” „Yes,” Hao Ren nods, is pointing at the track entrance of not far away, „my family in that head, transferring the corner has arrived is.” “是啊,”郝仁点点头,指着不远处的小道入口,“我家就在那头,转过拐角走到头就是。” „Compared with wants...... not, this that I imagine is not the dropping variance issue, this with is completely not a concept that I imagined,” Lolisa looks that the Hao Ren look was especially strange, „I also think that you will live in the magnificent palace or the castle, there is the innumerable Holy See knight and god officer guard, this place...... this place looks at might as well the Holletta kings.” “比我想象的要……不,这不是落差问题,这跟我想象的完全不是一个概念了,”洛丽萨看着郝仁的眼神格外诡异,“我还以为你会住在华丽的宫殿或者城堡里面,有无数的教廷骑士和神官护卫,这个地方……这个地方看着还不如霍尔莱塔的王都呐。” „Eh...... I also really live in this place,” Hao Ren only knows before Lolisa, how the brain makes up the family/home, immediately scratches the head to send awkwardly, „actually I have palace castle anything, on the Aerym star has my solar Wang Sheng dian, in Demon King City also has my temporary office of president, you must say that can live in the space station and outer space colonizing of fort that person are more...... you to think cannot get used to living in this place, I can arrange you to go to these places to stop over.” “额……我还真就住在这个地方,”郝仁这才知道洛丽萨之前是怎么脑补自己家的,顿时尴尬地挠挠头发,“其实我也有宫殿城堡什么的,艾瑞姆星上面有我的太阳王圣殿,魔王城里也有我的行馆,你要说能住人的空间站和太空殖民要塞那就更多了……你要觉得在这种地方住不惯,我可以安排你去那些地方落脚。” „No, I am not that meaning,” Lolisa shakes the head immediately, „I am not queen who that type has a high and respected position ‚’, I am only her replica, to me, can live in the house of normal person in the training trough compared with laboratory is more comfortable. I a little am curious...... side your True God ‚Pope’, unexpectedly so will be usually simple, what you walk is the self-torture route?” “不,我不是那个意思,”洛丽萨立刻摇头,“我可不是那种养尊处优出来的‘女王’,我只是她的复制体,对我而言,能住在正常人的房子里就已经比实验室里的培养槽舒服多了。我只是有点好奇而已……你这个真神身边的‘教皇’,平常竟然会如此朴素,难道你走的是苦修路线？” On the Hao Ren forehead this cold sweat got down at the scene: „Self-torture yarn, I , before the Pope, lives here, after changing the work, is disinclined to change the house. I told you, our sect was never fastidious about the ostentation, you looked that our family/home goddess usually also lived in the ruins regularly......” 郝仁脑门上这个冷汗当场就下来了:“苦修个毛线啊,我当教皇之前就住这儿,换工作之后也懒得换房子罢了。我跟你讲,我们这个教派从来不讲究排场,你看我们家女神平常还隔三差五住废墟呢……” Lolisa remembers that explosion „deity palace”, felt immediately actually had nothing to say in reply. 洛丽萨想起那爆炸的“天神宫”,顿时感觉竟然无言以对。 „You me, live safely for several days, I lead you to have a look at the local conditions and social customs on Earth. Actually is thinking leads you to go to other planet to have a look, to be honest, you in ‚here’ most can also stay for ten days, minus the today's also remaining nine days, really had the words estimate that you strolled everywhere unable to look at many things, after all you took vacation thoroughly here, unlike former that busy visiting relatives group, therefore other planet will have the opportunity to say on next time again,” Hao Ren brought Lolisa to walk toward the family/home, is chatting all the way at will, „tomorrow you will first be bought several body clothes by the Wuyue belt/bring, your hair...... spoke the truth is also best. Processing processing, the color is but actually indifferent, was too long, on walking was easy to affect the transportation......” “你在我这边呢,就安安心心地住几天,我带你去看看地球上的风土人情。其实本来想着带你去别的星球看看,不过说实话,你在‘这边’最多也就能呆十天,刨去今天也就剩下九天,真带你到处逛的话估计也看不了多少东西,毕竟你在这边是彻底度假来了,跟之前那个忙忙活活的探亲团不一样,所以其它星球就等下次有机会再说吧,”郝仁带着洛丽萨向家里走去,一路上随意闲谈着,“明天先让五月带你去买几身衣服,你这头发……说实话也最好处理处理,颜色倒无所谓,就是太长了,走路上容易影响交通……” Now again white Shaqun who Lolisa has not certainly put on her elf style, but when left Kuiper Station to change a simple women thick coat to add the cotton skirt, many also calculated the Earth style, but her can drag to return to the white of ankle area long has not processed, walking on the road simply was the micro blog headline of movement. Hao Ren dares to lead her to walk like this actually also because here is southern suburbs, sparsely inhabited did not say, occasionally can bump into taking a walk old man old woman to estimate will not send the friend circle with the cell phone, Lolisa is not garish in this, but must not say to town center that...... 洛丽萨如今当然没再穿着她那身精灵风格的白纱裙,而是在离开柯依伯站的时候换了一身朴素的女式厚外套加棉裙,多少也算地球风格,不过她那一头可以拖到脚踝的白色长发还没处理过,走在路上简直就是个移动的微博头条。郝仁敢就这样带着她一路走回来其实也就因为这里是南郊,人烟稀少不说,偶尔能碰上个遛弯的老头老太太估计也是不会用手机发朋友圈的,洛丽萨在这还没那么扎眼,可要到市中心那就不好说了…… Actually Hao Ren dares to bring Lolisa to appear and disappear on the southern suburbs street swaggering also has a reason, that is this place resident already deeply by the baptism of Y’zaks that face, has been in saw boundary that the abnormity is calm, saying nothing of him is only brings a long hair and white hair miss of foot heel comes back, even if he gets a Lord Voldemort to hit here, it is estimated that the acquaintance also does come one at most „this is old Brother king? Looks for the police station to prepare the case not......” 其实郝仁敢带着洛丽萨在南郊街道上这么大摇大摆地出没还有个原因,那就是此地居民已经深受伊扎克斯那张脸的洗礼,早就处于见到异形都处变不惊的境界,漫说他只是带着个长发及脚后跟的白头发姑娘回来,哪怕他领着个伏地魔打这儿过,估计熟人也顶多就来一句“这是老王兄弟吧？去找派出所备个案不……” The southern suburbs common social practice can be inferred they to see the aliens to be disinclined simple and honest to report to the police now...... 南郊民风淳朴可见一斑他们现在见着外星人都懒得报警了…… Lolisa hears word touched own long hair backhandedly: „Hair? Couldn't here person accept this?” 洛丽萨闻言反手摸了摸自己的长发:“头发？这里的人连这都接受不了？” „Could not accept, but was rare,” Hao Ren shrugged, „Earth was different from Holletta . Moreover the place that I lived was no new things small city. Your that side race all kinds of appearances are the normal condition all sorts of strange and unusual, on our here heads withstood/top pinch of yellow wool basically only to appear and disappear in the city and countryside intersection. Actually your ear was a noticeable place...... basically is also blocked by your own hair, moreover was not conspicuous.” “不是接受不了,而是罕见,”郝仁耸耸肩,“地球跟霍尔莱塔不一样,而且我住的这地方还是个没啥新鲜事物的小城。你们那边种族五花八门长相千奇百怪属于正常情况,我们这边脑袋上顶一撮黄毛基本上就只能出没于城乡结合部了。其实你这耳朵也是个引人瞩目的地方……不过基本上被你自己的头发挡住了,而且也不怎么显眼。” „Oh, your such saying I poured truly to notice,” Lolisa blinked, „here how did my truly very conspicuous that you look at this?” “哦,你这么一说我倒确实注意到了,”洛丽萨眨眨眼,“我这样在这里确实挺显眼的那你看这样如何？” She is saying while caresses on the hair conveniently, therefore that is the white long hair of ankle area then to have the change suddenly, became one and black long hair of waist, the elf characteristics full sharp ear is also contracting such her is still very striking in the crowd, but that actually only had the attractive appearance to be the result. 她一边说着一边随手在头发上一抚,于是那长达脚踝的白色长发眨眼间便产生变化,成了一头及腰的黑色长发,连带着精灵特征十足的尖耳朵也收缩回去这样的她在人群中仍然会很醒目,但那却仅剩下漂亮的容貌所致了。 Hao Ren is startled immediately: „I went to...... you to have such convenient skill to say early!” 郝仁顿时一怔:“我去……你有这么方便的技能早说啊！” „Simple illusion technique,” Lolisa spreads out the hand, „from the beginning you me had not told that must change the contour, if we had known I a moment ago hair anything's processing.” “简单的幻象术而已,”洛丽萨摊开手,“一开始你也没跟我说要改变外形嘛,早知道我刚才就把头发什么的处理好了。” Hao Ren is a little immediately awkward: „Eh, I have not actually thought a moment ago is a little long in the Plane of Dreams dull time, looks various all sorts of strange and unusual species adapted, suddenly I had not even thought your beforehand that image has any incorrect. To be honest, you that clothes really like the national wind, I the clothes cannot think before trades to you......” 郝仁顿时有点尴尬:“额,其实刚才我也没想起来在梦位面呆的时间有点长,看着各种千奇百怪的物种都适应了,一时间连我都没觉得你之前那形象有啥不对的。说实话,要不是你之前那身衣服实在不像民族风,我连衣服都想不起来给你换……” Lolisa heard that happily chatted: „Oh, this I can understand but actually, initially we just started to study the artificial life time makes big bunch of strange things, I was staying the entire several months with these samples, almost forgot the world of elf is what appearance.” 洛丽萨闻言笑了起来:“哦,这我倒能理解,当初我们刚开始研究人工生命的时候制造出来一大堆稀奇古怪的东西,我和那些样本在一起呆了整整几个月,差点忘了精灵的世界是什么样子。” Hao Ren hollow laugh two, raised the hand is pointing at the mansion in front not far away: „Ok, we arrived, front is my family.” 郝仁干笑两声,抬手指着前方不远处的大宅:“好了,我们到了,前边就是我家。” That vivid big old dwelling calmly stands and waits for a long time in the street end, side a surroundings big stretch of open area, the back cannot see the wilderness, entire seems like lingers the atmosphere of renouncing society and living alone, Lolisa was seeing after it, gazed at silently for three seconds, puts out a few words gently: „This was Papal Palace.” 那栋形象鲜明的高大老宅静静伫立在街道尽头,周围一大片空地,背后就是看不到边的荒野,整个看上去就萦绕着遗世独立的氛围,洛丽萨看到它之后默默注视了三秒,轻轻吐出一句话:“这就是教皇宫了。” Hao Ren goes forward to pull out the key to prepare to open the door, but he did not have to force in the loop the key with enough time, front front door on bang was opened from inside all of a sudden, Lily finds out half body from the entrance in high spirits: „Landlord Landlord you come back! Where do I hear your sound...... Landlord you to be at?” 郝仁上前掏出钥匙准备开门,但他还没来得及把钥匙塞进锁眼,面前的大门就砰一下子被人从里面推开,莉莉兴冲冲地从门口探出半个身子:“房东房东你回来啦！我听见你声……房东你在哪呢？” Lolisa looks dumbfoundedly the Hao Ren suddenly opened front door racket flies, then Lily braves to shout loudly, long time points at the direction that Hao Ren is flying: „...... Should descend to that side.” 洛丽萨目瞪口呆地看着郝仁被突然打开的大门拍飞出去,然后莉莉冒出来大喊大叫,良久才指着郝仁飞出去的方向:“……应该是降落到那边了。” Lily was startled, this pays attention to arrive in Lolisa of not far away, shows the facial expression of doubts: „Who are you?” 莉莉怔了一下,这才注意到站在不远处的洛丽萨,露出疑惑的神情:“你是谁呀？” From this can see that husky is not truly suitable to look at the front door, the stranger stands in the entrance must make noise she to notice on own initiative...... 从这点上就能看出哈士奇确实不适合看大门,陌生人站在门口还得主动出声她才能注意到的…… Lolisa opens mouth, but has not spoken with enough time, Hao Ren had flushed from pile of soil containing waste matter dozens meters away, coerces the potential of wind and thunder to charge into Lily: „Your fool! Said many times opening the door time do not cause that big vigor!!” 洛丽萨张了张嘴,但还没来得及吭声,郝仁就已经从几十米外的一堆渣土里冲了出来,裹挟着风雷之势冲向莉莉:“你个二货！说多少次了开门的时候别使那么大劲儿！！” Causes trouble with any actually also waits for the master to be the same to husky who oneself cook the meat, Lily does not have to realize from the start oneself did anything a moment ago, saw time that Hao Ren to/clashes also waves jubilantly: „How Landlord you ran that to go to entrance this are who......! Do not entrain do not entrain, my hair!!” 就跟任何一个闯了祸却还等着主人给自己炖肉的哈士奇一样,莉莉压根没意识到自己刚才干了啥,看到郝仁冲过来的时候还兴高采烈挥手呢:“房东你怎么跑那去了啊门口这是谁呀……哇！别拽别拽,我头发！！” A tossing about back door eloquence is finally peaceful, Hao Ren turn head looked at a street afraid, confirmed that no one sees here sound to point at Lolisa to introduce: „This is Lolisa.” 一番折腾之后门口才终于安静下来,郝仁回头心虚地看了一眼街道,确认没人看见这边的动静才指着洛丽萨介绍:“这是洛丽萨。” Lily stayed the meeting, after the brain one revolved high-speed, nods: „Oh do you lead her to tidy up? Restored good.” 莉莉呆了会,大脑一番高速运转之后才点点头:“哦你带她整容去啦？恢复的不错诶。” Hao Ren is unable to understand how simply this husky fine brain operates...... 郝仁简直无法理解这个哈士奇精的大脑是怎么运作的…… „Others this is the magic arts, the magic arts you cannot understand to hurry to call Elizabeth, making her learn study the technology of this change look from others, how do not learn from his father all day to rub can evilly the big fireball, many also studies the point to have the magic of knowledge content, saves to go out also to wear the hat to hide each time the corner/horn.” “人家这是法术,法术你懂不懂赶紧去把伊丽莎白叫来,让她跟人家学学这变化相貌的技术,别整天跟他爸学着怎么搓邪能大火球,多少也学点有知识含量的魔法,省着每次出门还得戴帽子把角藏起来。” Lily nods, turns head to walk toward the room in: „Oh.” 莉莉点点头,扭头就往屋里走:“哦。” Hao Ren turned head to look at a door, hurried to stop by calling out Lily: „Wait! You first come to fix the burglar-proof door, my face seal above strange scary......” 郝仁扭头看了一眼房门,又赶紧把莉莉叫住:“诶等等！你先过来把防盗门修好,我这脸印在上面怪吓人的……” Lolisa maintains the be with smile on the face expression to look at this, suddenly the life on this planet will anticipate over the next several days faintly to oneself...... 洛丽萨保持面带微笑的表情看着这一幕,突然对自己未来几天在这颗星球上的生活隐隐期待起来…… A a
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