RUC :: Volume #12

#1172: Hao pit is mutually daily

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Hao Ren does not know two goddesses are whispering to plan oneself future working arrangement in flower garden, he brings home a numbness of mouth( „ruler exclamation” sequela) at this time, then shoves open the door to see that „Roll” is squatting on the living room central tea table. 郝仁可不知道两个女神正在花园子里嘀嘀咕咕算计着自己的未来工作安排,他这时候已经带着一嘴的麻木感(“帝皇惊叹”后遗症)回到了家,然后一推开房门就看到“滚”正蹲在客厅中央的茶几上。 The cat mother looks at the ground before tea table with total concentration, there has light spot together to sway, the stupid cat looks that the light spot eye of ground was straight, the head follows to swing everywhere, but the origin of light spot is the laser pen in not far away Lily: Face human and animals that husky miss smiled at this time are harmless, seemingly completely forgets itself just to arrive at the home the time feared that the instigation type of cat, stood erect the cat that probably in her mind walked is not the cat, a cat dog was playing the harmony happiness in any case at this time. 猫娘聚精会神地看着茶几前的地面,那里有一道亮斑正在晃来晃去,蠢猫看着地上的亮斑眼睛都直了,脑袋跟着到处摇摆,而亮斑的来源则是不远处莉莉手里的激光笔:哈士奇姑娘这时候笑的一脸人畜无害,貌似全然忘了自己刚来到这个家的时候怕猫的怂样,大概在她心目中直立行走的猫就不算猫了,反正这时候一猫一狗玩着其乐融融。 Plays consequence everyone of laser pen in front of a cat is knows that „Roll” altogether also insisted on the tea table in any case less than five seconds, on fled to throw that light spot to go all of a sudden, then Lily started to shake the laser pen to refer to everywhere randomly, the cat mother following light spot scurried about in the entire living room confusedly everywhere. Originally Hao Ren also stood in the entrance watches the fun two ignorant younger sisters to create a disturbance is also very beautiful does not look few seconds to turn finally lively chaotically noisy, he saw that stupid cat trampled turned sofa nearby trash can, places the electric fan on small table, later was other all kinds of things, in living room instantaneously Dean, when lang resounded! 在一只猫面前玩激光笔的后果大家是知道的,反正“滚”在茶几上总共也就坚持了五秒不到,紧接着就刺溜一下子窜下去扑那道亮斑去了,然后莉莉就开始晃着激光笔到处乱指,猫娘跟着光斑在整个客厅里上蹿下跳地到处乱窜。本来郝仁还站在门口看热闹俩懵妹子打打闹闹也挺养眼不是结果热闹看了没几秒钟就变成乱闹,他眼瞅着那蠢猫一脚踹翻了沙发旁边的垃圾桶,紧接着是放在小桌子上的电风扇,随后是各种各样的其它东西,客厅里瞬间丁里当啷响成一片！ The cat that husky who hi gets up and insane gathers together simply is the destruction level disaster, sees Lily to direct the stupid cat to flee with a laser pen, the speed of becoming a ghost cat monster can have 16 remnant shades simply, the entire living room such as the typhoon transits such as like a whirlwind that sweeps away scattered clouds, in the confusion also transmits two ignorant younger sister overjoyed yelling of unceasingly: „, On above! Meow what's the matter cannot stop completely meow! Aowuu woof Miao! Meow!...... Meow......! Big cat!” 嗨起来的哈士奇和疯起来的猫凑到一块简直是毁灭级灾害,就见莉莉用一根激光笔指挥着蠢猫窜来窜去,成精猫妖的速度简直能带起十六道残影,整个客厅如台风过境如风卷残云,混乱中还不断传来俩懵妹子欢天喜地的叫喊:“哇哈哈,上边上边！喵呜怎么回事完全停不下来喵！嗷呜汪喵呀！喵呀！嗷嗷嗷……喵……啊！大大猫！” The sound in living room becomes and cat dog market in an instant equally is restless, all of a sudden thoroughly is later peaceful, because a cat miss head hits , was standing on the entrance Hao Ren leg, but Lily also startles Landlord that noticed just to go home all of a sudden. 客厅里的动静转眼间就变得跟猫狗市场一样闹腾,随后又一下子彻底安静下来,因为猫姑娘一脑袋撞在了正站在门口的郝仁腿上,而莉莉也激灵一下子注意到了刚回到家的房东。 Hao Ren is understood the person who that help/gang raised bear dog the insane cat goes home to discover in the room the wind and cloud changes countenance was what mood, his mood should compared with that really: Because he raises is not the cat dog, but is the cat dog of becoming a ghost, the destructive power of these two goods must ride several hundred times! In three seconds the matter enough others family/home cat dog was busy at work one a moment ago all day, but he has not even thought that stopped. 郝仁算是理解那帮养了熊狗疯猫的人一回到家发现屋子里风云变色是个什么心情了,他的心情应该比那更甚:因为他养的可不是猫狗,而是成了精的猫狗,这俩货的破坏力得乘几百倍！刚才三秒钟内发生的事情都够别人家猫狗忙活一整天的,而他甚至没想起来阻拦一下。 A white light flashes through, Lily fled from living room another, husky and cat monster stand in front of Hao Ren abreast in row, the bonus was these two ignorant this times also knows again caused trouble. Two girls lower the head to teach not without making a sound, on the Hao Ren head withstood/top the blue vein to watch their meeting, actually the corners of the mouth curled upwards suddenly, put out a hand to fish out two from the space along „grape”: „Come, eats a good thing to you......” 一道白光闪过,莉莉就从客厅另一头窜了过来,哈士奇和猫妖并排站在郝仁面前,饶是这俩再懵这时候也知道是闯祸了。两个姑娘低着脑袋一声不吭地等训,郝仁脑袋上顶着青筋看了她俩一会,却突然嘴角一翘,伸手从随身空间里摸出俩“葡萄”:“来,给你俩吃个好东西……” Lily is not finally silly, she does not believe after oneself cause trouble Hao Ren is with smile on the face to hand over can be any normal gadget, therefore hesitant, nearby cat mother was purer, she was fed by Hao Ren has become the custom, put out a hand to grasp the small fruit toward the mouth stopper: „Thanks the big cat, meow must serve a meal!” 莉莉总算还不傻,她可不信在自己闯祸之后郝仁面带微笑递过来的能是什么正常玩意儿,于是犹豫了一下,旁边的猫娘就单纯多了,她被郝仁喂养已经成为习惯,伸手就把小果子抓过来往嘴里塞:“谢谢大大猫,喵要开饭啦！” Hao Ren took advantage Lily turns away the observation cat mother to respond quick of eye and hand, gave husky the miss mouth stopper a fruit. 郝仁则趁莉莉转脸观察猫娘反应的时候眼疾手快,一把给哈士奇姑娘嘴里塞了个果子。 Afterward started and other responses with smile on the face...... 随后就开始面带微笑等反应了…… After 30 minutes, goes out Vivian that takes a walk to go home, vampire miss passing through the gate found that Roll and Lily are upon the jump in the living room clean up, but Hao Ren is lying down on the sofa watches the television, she is very surprised: „Hao Ren did you come back? These two today so to be how clever?” 三十分钟后,出门遛弯的薇薇安回到家中,吸血鬼姑娘一进门就发现滚和莉莉正在客厅里跑来跑去地打扫卫生,而郝仁则正躺在沙发上看电视,她挺惊讶:“郝仁你回来了？这俩今天怎么这么乖？” Hao Ren has not spoken, Lily throws the broom in hand, the summit runs up to front of Vivian, extends mystically the hand: „Bat you opens mouth, I eat a good thing to you......” 郝仁还没吭声,莉莉就把手里的扫把一扔,颠颠地跑到薇薇安面前,神神秘秘地把手伸过去:“蝙蝠你张嘴,我给你吃个好东西……” If Vivian can believe Lily to be fishy, falls in love to kill among them did not discuss, in the normal condition you have seen does the food that has the dog on own initiative eating the mouth give others? However she does not believe are not related, because Roll also collected, the cat miss also puts out a hand mystically: „Vivian, eats a good thing to you, the big cat takes carry back today!” 薇薇安要是能信莉莉才有鬼了,抛开俩人之间相爱相杀不谈,正常情况下你见过有狗主动把吃到嘴边的饭递给别人的？不过她不相信没关系,因为滚也凑了过来,猫姑娘也神神秘秘地伸出手:“薇薇安,给你吃个好东西,大大猫今天拿回来的！” Therefore Vivian on letter/believes...... 于是薇薇安就信了…… Also after a while, goes out to receive the Y’zaks grandfather and grandchild of old electrical appliances to withdraw troops toward, family members devil passing through the gate hears the great friendly sound: „Big stature / Elizabeth, eats a good thing to you!” 又过了一会,出门收旧家电的伊扎克斯爷俩班师回朝,老小恶魔一进门就听见巨热情的声音:“大个儿/伊丽莎白,给你吃个好东西！” ...... …… Facts showed that the person must fail to study quickly, was not the person is also same Hao Ren side fellows to be together for a long time, damaged one by one! 事实证明人要学坏快着呢,不是人也一样郝仁身边这帮家伙相处久了,一个比一个损！ Some people come back one after another, everyone by stops up a good thing, including on the street to look at finally Nangong Wudi and Ayesha of shop had not let off Nangong Sanba to pack the remaining fruits to deliver directly to the parents, comes back on the head is going against the fist big package...... 陆陆续续有人回来,每个人都被塞了一口好东西,最后连在街上看店的南宫无敌和艾尔莎都没被放过南宫三八直接打包了剩下的果子给二老送过去,回来的时候脑袋上顶着拳头大的包…… Lil Pea was deceived by Lily was licking one „god fruit”, the small merpeople cried at that time...... 就连豆豆都被莉莉骗着舔了一口“神果”,小人鱼当时哇就哭出来了…… Hao Ren saw well satisfied everyone enjoyed with the same experience, was at heart more balanced immediately, he remaining several types of god fruit and that along the tray was placed on the tea table together, picks the teeth depends toward the sofa on, watched the television while whispered: „Everyone when tastes foods newly in season, when tastes foods newly in season, this gadget you could not find in other place, used temporarily as increases the life experience.” 郝仁心满意足地看到所有人都享受到了跟自己一样的体验,心里头顿时就平衡许多,他把剩下的几样神界水果和那个顺回来的盘子一道摆在茶几上,剔着牙往沙发上一靠,一边看电视一边嘀咕:“大家就当尝尝鲜,就当尝尝鲜,这玩意儿你们在别的地还找不到呢,权当增加人生经验了。” This runs off at the mouth actually not, because Hao Ren can affirm, in the family/home this group of goods definitely have this mentality...... naturally, only limited to they draw others into the pit the time. 这倒不是信口胡说,因为郝仁敢肯定,家里这帮货绝对有这个心态……当然,仅限于他们拉别人进坑的时候。 Plate of Nangong Wuyue by the tea table becomes one big lump, changes the pure water to rinse mouth to Lil Pea while spoke thoughtlessly saying: „Actually I feel fortunately, the flavor has not flushed......” 南宫五月在茶几旁边盘成一大坨,一边变出纯水给豆豆漱口一边随口说道:“其实我觉得还好啦,味道没那么冲……” The Vivian squint looked at her one eyes: „Nonsense, the Siren sense of taste is almost ornaments, you calculate the element lifeform!” 薇薇安斜眼看了她一眼:“废话,海妖的味觉几乎是个摆设,你们算元素生物的！” „This also has a thing, how you did not eat Ah?” Hao Ren to point at the fruit tray on tea table to look surrounding person, finally finished speaking, Roll called out in alarm one to flee to the sofa behind directly goes...... “这还剩下点东西呢,你们怎么都不吃啊？”郝仁指着茶几上的果盘看了周围人一圈,结果话音刚落,滚就惊呼一声直接窜到沙发后面去了…… „Looks at that to instigate the type,” Hao Ren curls the lip, „felt relieved that this remaining things are normal, although flavor with outward appearance a little to not on, but is not at least unpalatable. Comes Lily you to taste this, this with banana one thing is the sweet and sour fillet taste.” “瞧那怂样,”郝仁撇撇嘴,“放心吧,这剩下的东西都是正常的,虽然味道跟外观有点对不上,但至少都不难吃。来莉莉你尝尝这个,这个跟香蕉一样的东西是糖醋里脊味儿的。” A Hao Ren belt/bring such big pile of in chaos thing comes back is not certainly good also to have some reasons for practical joke, but more reasons are he can affirm that these are the good gadget. The might of gold/metal apple he has witnessed, then these also come from god, and it is said the thing of special cultivation variety will definitely not miss, the effect is perhaps better, after all this is Raven12345 to deal with the leader makes the rounds of guard posts prepares to come out specially. The recent event were many, Hao Ren always the feelings of blowing up for rain, but his side fellows always follow oneself to rush about warmly fully everywhere, contact the probabilities of various types of dangerous things naturally unable to lower, although does not have any explicit reason, but Hao Ren always thought that should find the way to strengthen battle efficiency of the little friends...... 郝仁带这么一大堆乱七八糟的东西回来当然不是为了恶作剧好吧也有这部分原因,但更多的原因是他敢肯定这些都是好玩意儿。金苹果的威力他已经见证过,那么这些同样来自神界,并且据说还是特殊培育品种的东西肯定不会差,效果恐怕还更好,毕竟这是渡鸦145为了应付领导查岗专门准备出来的。最近发生的事件很多,郝仁总有一种山雨欲来风满楼的感觉,而他身边这帮家伙又总是热情十足地跟着自己到处东奔西跑,接触各种危险事物的几率自然不会低,虽然没有什么明确的原由,但郝仁总觉得应该想办法增强一下小伙伴们的战斗力…… What gnaws the day material treasure should be effective? 啃点天材地宝什么的应该管用吧？ But that „ruler exclamation”...... good Hao Ren not to mention this strange name from the start, but he truly is brings specially this thing, even can say, other thing does not bring good, only has this to take. 而那“帝皇惊叹”……好吧郝仁压根不想提这个怪异的名字,但他确实是特意把这东西带回来的,甚至可以说,别的东西不带都行,唯有这个必须带上。 The reason is very simple, although this thing has the tremendous blow to the person body and mind, but after eating up stomach, his 100% places felt that oneself had some changes, he even thought that this depth of the change of soul, increase in a level! 原因很简单,虽然这东西对人身心都有巨大冲击,可是在吃下肚之后,他百分之百地感觉到自己产生了一些变化,他甚至觉得这是深达灵魂的变化,一种层次上的提升！ At that time he knows that this was the treasure. 当时他就知道这是宝贝了。 He even suspected, Lane Raven12345 such a pile can choke the gadget that wakes to give itself to prepare the deceased person. 他甚至怀疑,渡鸦145这么一堆能把死人呛醒过来的玩意儿就是给自己准备的。 After Lily confirmed the thing style in fruit tray personally normal( relatively normal), these that Hao Ren brings „day material treasure” immediately is carved up, this must should everyone head to brave the purple light according to the view of profound imaginary novel, everyone found the place to sit in meditation to refine respectively increases the sixty year cycle the skill Hao Ren here outmoded this, therefore after the actual situation was everyone has eaten, expressed that which this thing was full enough, rare and beautiful flowers fruit of one pile of red-roast spareribs sweet and sour fillet black pepper beef steak tastes instead cancelled the person appetite, therefore the people organized to run in the restaurant of Nangong and his wife to rub one. Comes back also along three big bottle of Cola...... 在莉莉亲自确认了果盘里的东西画风正常(相对正常)之后,郝仁带回来的这些“天材地宝”立刻就被瓜分一空,这要按照玄幻小说的说法就应该人人头上冒紫光,大家各自找地方打坐炼化增加一甲子的功力了不过郝仁这儿不兴这个,所以实际情况是大家吃过之后纷纷表示这点东西哪够饱啊,一堆红烧排骨糖醋里脊黑椒牛排味儿的奇葩水果反而把人食欲勾起来了,于是众人组团跑南宫夫妇的餐馆里又搓了一顿,回来的时候还顺了三大瓶可乐…… „I thought that this should also be a treasure,” Hao Ren that is satiated with food and wine starts to ponder over other, he saw was thrown the fruit tray on tea table by oneself, suddenly remembers this thing is also takes conveniently from the Raven12345 family/home, immediately the eye is bright, „, I know oneself take a long-range approach, you have a look at this modeling, you have a look at this color, finally has to compel the Georgian high spot......” “我觉得这应该也是个宝贝,”吃饱喝足的郝仁就开始琢磨点别的,他看到了被自己扔在茶几上的果盘,突然想起这东西也是自己顺手从渡鸦145家里拿出来的,顿时眼睛明亮起来,“嘿,我就知道自己高瞻远瞩,你看看这造型,你看看这色彩,总算有个逼格高点……” Vivian is cleaning the table, heard that the word took up that quality of material to look at one with the plastic same fruit tray, threw to Hao Ren conveniently: „Also happy, oneself look.” 薇薇安正在擦桌子,闻言拿起那质地跟塑料一样的果盘看了一眼,顺手扔给郝仁:“还乐呢,自己看。” Hao Ren received looked, on the face the smile stiffened immediately, on fruit tray bottom one line of large characters: Erliqiao plastic fifth factory...... 郝仁接过一看,脸上笑容顿时就僵住了,果盘底上一行大字:二里桥塑料五厂…… „That this is also a divine tool,” the Hao Ren corners of the mouth pulled out two, is still obstinate argumentative, „how saying that is also the goddess has used. Roll, comes, this gives you......” “那这也是神器,”郝仁嘴角抽了两下,兀自嘴硬,“怎么说也是女神用过的。滚,过来,这个给你……” The cat miss despised looked at Hao Ren one, closely is holding own cat bowl: „Does not want.” 猫姑娘鄙夷地看了郝仁一眼,紧紧地抱着自己的猫碗:“不要。” Hao Ren: „......”( To be continued.) 郝仁:“……”(未完待续。)
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