RUC :: Volume #12

#1171: Ruler exclamation

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One day, Hao Ren will understand that what is the unusual foresight, what is the wisdom of goddess, what is the crow mouth rank when as soon as the law is promulgated it will be enforced Raven12345 expressed oneself are speaks thoughtlessly to analyze two install compel, she certain truth had actually speculated ** did not leave ten, obviously, the spiritual barrier has not hindered the great strength in deity elder sister intelligence very much. 总有一天,郝仁会理解到什么叫超凡的预见,什么叫女神的智慧,什么叫乌鸦嘴级别的言出法随当渡鸦145表示自己就是随口分析两句装个逼的时候,她其实就已经把某些真相推测的**不离十了,很显然,精神上的障碍并没有阻碍神仙姐姐智力上的强大。 However now Hao Ren feels own boss is sick simply, but can also maintain the enterprise atmosphere well. 然而现在郝仁却只是觉得自家老板简直有病,还能不能好好维持企业气氛了。 „First eats a fruit, discussed for a long time,” how Raven12345 continued to withstand/top one to see how the strange facial paralysis Holy Mother face, said that while the table on these could not see the fruits and melons that category advanced in front of Hao Ren, „should not be impolite with my here you, our unit did not have so many customs in any case, these were deal with make the rounds of guard posts the preparation, finally made the rounds of guard posts cracked with the teeth 34 melon seeds to walk.” “先吃点水果吧,谈好久了,”渡鸦145继续顶着一张咋看咋诡异的面瘫型圣母脸,一边说一边把桌子上那些看不出品类的瓜果推到郝仁面前,“跟我这儿你也别客气,反正咱单位也没那么多规矩,这些都是应付查岗准备的,结果查岗的就嗑了三四个瓜子就走了。” Hao Ren very appreciates Raven12345 this affable elder sister character, if naturally the opposite party can on that the face strong and healthy solidify generally „dealt with the boss to search special-purpose expression package” replacing that is better. He stressed to be long from the tray conveniently with the nectarine same fruit while asked curiously: „Cracks with the teeth 34 melon seeds? Exaggerating......” 郝仁还是挺欣赏渡鸦145这和蔼可亲姐姐范儿的,当然如果对方能把脸上那个铜打铁铸一般固化下来的“应付老板检查专用表情包”给换掉那就更好了。他一边随手从盘子里抓了个长得跟油桃一样的水果一边好奇地问:“嗑三四个瓜子？夸张点吧……” „Not exaggerating,” Raven12345 beckons with the hand, what „makes the rounds of guard posts is the higher authority crow god, the crow god you know? Previous time you have seen, is so big......” “没夸张,”渡鸦145摆摆手,“来查岗的是个上级鸦神,鸦神你知道吧？上次你见过的,一只就那么大点儿……” The goddess elder sister said that while gesticulates the palm of the hand big length: „Stretching also was so straight high. Owed I also to prepare big pile of fruit trays, result that tiny tot ate three melon seeds to be full, afterward I think this was not good, ate such point to calculate the entertainment inconsiderately, therefore the fourth melon seed was I uses the chopsticks hardly the resentment to go to her......” 女神姐姐一边说一边比划出巴掌大的长度:“抻直了也就这么高。亏我还准备了一大堆果盘,结果那小不点吃了仨瓜子就饱了,后来我想想这不行啊,吃这么点算招待不周啊,所以第四个瓜子是我用筷子硬给她怼进去的……” Hao Ren braved white hair perspiration of head at that time: He thought that the goddess elder sister „is thorough the understanding of these four characters to have the issue to entertainment”! 郝仁当时就冒了一脑袋的白毛汗:他觉得女神姐姐对“招待周到”这四个字的理解有问题！ Nearby Raven12345 still feels the chin self-sensation to be good in that: „Such a, I ought to comment this year advanced......” 旁边渡鸦145还在那摸着下巴自我感觉良好呢:“这么一来,今年我总该评上先进了吧……” Hao Ren white hair perspiration quick class/flow to instep: Also comments advanced! You have not died an imperial envoy chopsticks resentment! 郝仁的白毛汗已经快流到脚面:还评先进！你没把钦差一筷子怼死！ However, Hao Ren but actually is really is on the other hand profound to the beansprout crow god impression of that palm of the hand size, at that time he heard this hand manages the goddess is „messenger, travel and supervising” the god, patrols the streets in Macro World everywhere, now he about the work of crow god knew that was deeper, indeed the job category follows to flee in all directions...... Oh in the campus not, director who inspects the educational quality similar...... 不过话又说回来了,郝仁倒还真是对那种只有巴掌大小的豆丁鸦神印象深刻,当时他就听说这种手办女神是“信使、旅行、督查”之神,是在宏世界里到处巡街的,现在他对鸦神的工作了解更深了,敢情工作性质就跟在校园里流窜……哦不,检查教育质量的教导主任差不多…… Estimated Raven12345 this whole life optimistically with the years final round advanced no relations. 乐观估计渡鸦145这辈子是跟年终评先进没啥关系了。 Hao Ren is gnawing in the fruit tray these strange various fruits, these things are not the human world produce obviously, mostly is also the day material treasure that god comes, with an initial gold/metal apple nature, their flavors was more marvelous, that for example his hand last present takes „nectarine”, although it seemed like a nectarine, but in fact was the black pepper beef steak taste...... 郝仁啃着果盘里那些奇奇怪怪的各种水果,这些东西显然不是人间所产,多半也是神界来的天材地宝,跟当初的金苹果一个性质,不过它们的味道就奇妙多了,就比如他手上现在拿的这个“油桃”,虽然它看上去像个油桃,但实际上是黑椒牛排味的…… „First gets down I also to think in own illusion,” Hao Ren stared begins shortly the fruit, „wasn't put by you badly?” “第一口下去我还以为自己幻觉了,”郝仁瞪眼看着手里的果子,“不是被你放坏了吧？” „Where can, be fresh,” Raven12345 showed a faint smile( expression that she can make now only also to show a faint smile), „was the special products of god cultivation, the life goddess studied personally. On us a boss is good at eating specially, therefore food of god is also void one comes you to taste this certainly again, I mainly want to make you taste this.” “哪能啊,都是新鲜的,”渡鸦145微微一笑(她现在唯一能做出的表情也就是微微一笑了),“都是神界培育的特产,生命女神亲自研究的。我们上头的一个老板特别擅长吃,所以神界的食物也是虚空一绝来你再尝尝这个,我主要就是想让你尝这个的。” The Hao Ren doubt received the thing that the goddess elder sister hands over, it seems like that the grape, touching is also the grape, hears the grape, but there is a moment ago a that getting down mouthful black pepper beef steak nectarine scratch coat, he was the sincerity cannot believe the outward appearance of god fruit now: „You first told me what do you call it, I decided again ate......” 郝仁略带狐疑地接过女神姐姐递过来的东西,它看上去像是葡萄,摸上去也是葡萄,闻起来还是葡萄,但有了刚才那个一口下去满嘴黑椒牛排的油桃打底,他现在是真心不敢相信神界水果的外观了:“你先告诉我这个叫啥,我再决定吃不吃……” „Ruler exclaimed in surprise.” The goddess elder sister spoke thoughtlessly to fling one to hang to explode the day the name. “帝皇惊叹。”女神姐姐随口就甩出来一个吊炸天的名字。 Hao Ren feels immediately oneself do not eat is not good: „Fuck?” 郝仁立刻就觉得自己不吃不行了:“卧槽？” „The exclamation of ruler, because this thing once made on our big boss seat make an indiscreet remark that time, but the three sacred criteria are the state banquet that gathers together, you knew this fruit the might. What's wrong, doesn't attempt?” “帝皇的惊叹,因为这东西曾让我们大老板都席上失言那次可是三神系聚首的国宴,你就知道这果子的威力了。咋样,不尝试尝试？” This Hao Ren did not wait for Raven12345 saying that the words „grape” forced in the mouth that directly, on the side of a frontier fortress shouts ambiguously: „Eats, does not eat is not the person, this sounded on him meow at least increases 1000 seniority...... pū!” 这次郝仁不等渡鸦145把话说完就直接把那“葡萄”塞进嘴里了,一边塞一边含含糊糊地嚷嚷:“吃吃吃,不吃不是人,这听上去就他喵的至少增一千年功……噗！” The Hao Ren half a word words have not said, an impact of direct impact forehead blasts open from his mouth, rushes to all the limbs and bones each nerve end, he pū came out at the scene, later that indescribable flavor starts on his tongue, even in the brains walks randomly. This flash he even felt oneself broke through the sense of human, broke through the nerve structure of carbon base lifeform, broke through the material barrier of this world, contacted the experience of another inhuman domain is not exaggerating with the tongue, this tm was what taste! Good and bad in life? You use the flavor to have no way to describe, on the feeling tongue each nerve the electricity same made an effort to tremble in that with, the impact that punctures upwells from the throat to the brains, then whole body itch is ordinary with the nerve poison, this impact continued for ten minutes, ten minutes! 郝仁半句话没说完,一股直冲脑门的冲击就从他口中炸裂,涌向四肢百骸每一条神经尽头,当场他就噗出来了,随后那种难以言喻的味道才开始在他舌头上,甚至脑髓里游走。这一瞬间他甚至觉得自己突破了人类的感官,突破了碳基生物的神经结构,突破了这个世界的物质屏障,用舌头接触了另一个非人领域的体验毫不夸张,这tm到底是什么味儿啊！酸甜苦辣？你用味道根本没法描述,就感觉舌头上每一根神经都跟中了电一样在那使劲哆嗦,一刺一刺的冲击从喉头上涌到脑髓里,接下来全身都刺痒的跟神经中毒一般,这种冲击足足持续了十分钟,十分钟！ After „grape” lets Hao Ren ten minutes, resumes the normal breathing, he restores the pure brightness dizzy, on tongue also indescribable „flavor” is vibrating, what is mysterious after is this time attacks, his vigor is actually excellent, but can also the tongue exude one to call out in alarm greatly: „What gadget do I force scratching tm?!” 一颗“葡萄”让郝仁十分钟后才恢复正常呼吸,他晕晕乎乎地恢复清明,舌头上还有一股股难以言喻的“味道”在振荡,但神奇的是此番冲击之后他的精神头倒是极好,还能大着舌头发出一声惊呼:“我勒个擦的这tm到底什么玩意儿？！” Raven12345 shot a small light ball to pound conveniently on the Hao Ren head: Did you who „how staff rules said forget? Civilized words and deeds standard employment, during the work, does not permit to shout abuse in public to in the unit wait for the leader to scold you to scold again.” 渡鸦145顺手弹了个小光球砸在郝仁脑袋上:“员工守则咋说的你忘了？文明言行规范上岗,工作期间在单位里不准骂街必须等领导骂完你再骂。” Hao Ren strokes diligently straight the tongue: „Eh...... what, therefore this is?” 郝仁努力把舌头捋直:“额……所以这到底是啥？” „Ruler exclaimed in surprise that” Raven12345 depends toward the chair on, „fierce.” “帝皇惊叹啊,”渡鸦145往椅子上一靠,“厉害吧。” Hao Ren felt oneself were played by the goddess elder sister: „Also asked ruler to exclaim in surprise on this thing ‚’?” 郝仁感觉自己被女神姐姐耍了:“就这东西还叫‘帝皇惊叹’？” „Right, at that time the big boss finished eating exclaims in surprise,” the Raven12345 tone is very serious, „is not right with same...... Oh that you exclaim in surprise, he had not said at that time ‚I force to scratch’, at that time what he said is ‚Fuck’. The big boss exclaimed in surprise that the later this thing gift of the emperor named ‚ruler exclamation’ by the god of time.” “对呀,当时大老板吃完就惊叹了啊,”渡鸦145语气特别一本正经,“就跟你惊叹的一样……哦不对,他当时没说‘我勒个擦’,他当时说的是‘卧槽’。大老板惊叹完之后这东西就被时间之神御赐名为‘帝皇惊叹’了。” Hao Ren jumps half meter high: „...... ‚Ruler exclaimed in surprise that’ indeed is such meaning?!” 郝仁一蹦半米高:“……‘帝皇惊叹’敢情是这么个意思？！” „Do you think?” Raven12345 looked at Hao Ren one, „our Xiling culture name way always simple straightforward intelligible.” “你以为呢？”渡鸦145看了郝仁一眼,“我们希灵文化命名方式一向简单直白易理解。” The Hao Ren brain benevolent by a murkiness of grape impact, several issues is wanted to ask that now cannot think, he shook to sit on the chair, is pointing in the tray also remaining one skewers „ruler exclamation”: „Words said that this thing does eat no sequela?” 郝仁的脑仁被一颗葡萄冲击的昏昏沉沉,原本还有几个问题想问现在也想不起来了,他晃晃头坐回椅子上,指着盘子里还剩下的一串“帝皇惊叹”:“话说这东西吃下去没啥后遗症吧？” „All right, you felt relieved that our god food safety is improving, these things of new cultivation add against skill exploded body ’ the function specially ‚, let alone you ate being all right, was your family that group of children eats was also all right.” “没事,你放心吧,咱神界食品安全完善着呢,新培育的这些东西都专门加入了‘防功力爆体’的功能,别说你吃了没事,就是你家那帮子吃了也没事。” A Hao Ren eye revolution, fishes out the plastic bag from the space conveniently along, brings to smile badly „grape” puts toward the plastic pocket in that skewer: „I bring point going back to make the family member taste foods newly in season......” 郝仁眼睛一转,随手从随身空间里摸出个塑料兜子来,带着坏笑就把那串“葡萄”往塑料兜里放:“那我带点回去让家里人尝尝鲜……” Raven12345 by the facial skin shock of Hao Ren: „Your this Ah? that comes to the leader home to drop around also takes food away while eating” 渡鸦145被郝仁的脸皮震惊了:“你这来领导家串门还连吃带拿的啊？” „Feels sorry for my family, either is old, either the enterprise suffers setbacks, either threw mistakenly the embryo on the path of life confused, either half a lifetime roamed about to earn a living, even lifted the clan extinguished wretched seedling, I am eating the god day material treasure outside, they......” “可怜我那一家老小,要么年事已高,要么事业受挫,要么投错了胎在人生的道路上迷茫,要么半生流浪过活,甚至还有举族被灭的孤苦幼苗,我在外面吃着神界的天材地宝,他们……” „You install to hurry!” Raven12345 lifts a hand finger/refers of front door( to emphasize specially on her face Holy Mother smile), „old lady brain just bad that time did not have you is not concerned about face now!” “你装完赶紧走！”渡鸦145抬手一指大门(专门强调一下她脸上还是圣母微笑),“老娘脑子刚坏那时候都没你现在这么不要脸！” Hao Ren results in the command, held the tray to walk directly...... 郝仁得令,直接揣着盘子就走了…… After waiting for Hao Ren to leave, in the garden of green wall encirclement small stream running water then restored tranquilly, Raven12345 sits on the chair has not moved the place, but took up the teacup to drink one conveniently, slightly leaning head: „For a long time is not tired in that stand, the skill of your stealth is I directs.” 等郝仁离开之后,绿墙环绕小溪流水的庭院里便恢复了宁静,渡鸦145坐在椅子上没动地方,只是随手拿起茶杯喝了一口,微微偏头:“在那站那么长时间不累么,你隐身的技巧还是我指点的呢。” The air of not far away vibrated baseless, the space rippled like the wave, an appearance appearance and Raven12345 were exactly the same, but the makings solemn calm female came: „Indeed, how you make me take that thing also from the shadow sub-city to think that specially your taste suddenly became heavy. You are really good to him.” 不远处的空气凭空抖动了一下,空间如水波般漾开,一个长相容貌与渡鸦145一模一样,但气质端庄沉稳的女子现身出来:“我说呢,你怎么专门让我从影子城捎那东西还以为你口味突然变重了。你对他还真好啊。” „Outstanding staff, treats specially,” Raven12345 smiles, „words saying that 333 you usually can always not put on a serious face, can with my same a little affinity.” “优秀员工嘛,特殊对待,”渡鸦145笑了笑,“话说333你平常能别总是板着个脸么,能不能跟我一样有点亲和力。” „Affinity and lacks the mind is not a concept,” raven 333 investigates the correct path very much earnestly, and before Raven12345 jumps shifts to the next topic, „words saying that you thought he did eat that thing to apply?” “亲和力和缺心眼不是一个概念,”渡鸦333很认真地纠正道,并在渡鸦145蹦起来之前转移到下一个话题,“话说你觉得他吃了那东西会派上用场么？” „Definitely,” Raven12345 nods, „his reported that I looked, the sample also analyzed, Plane of Dreams that gadget at least attribute cannot escape, that is the mind corrosiveness, I breakneck to the Hao Ren pile of soul resistances right, ‚ruler exclaimed in surprise that’ seizes spirit has blessed personally the thing, the divine nature blessings of big goddess rank, I do not believe this rank the permanent mind divine protection also to be able by the city and countryside intersection instead. Moved the member to give broken.” “肯定的,”渡鸦145点点头,“他那报告我都看了,样本也都分析了,梦位面那玩意儿至少有一条属性跑不了,那就是心灵腐蚀性,我就玩命地给郝仁堆灵魂抗性准没错,‘帝皇惊叹’可是夺灵者亲自祝福过的东西,大女神级别的神性赐福,我就不信这种级别的永久心灵加护还能被个城乡结合部的反.动分子给破了。” „Big goddess blessed personally,” raven 333 looked „grape” to one grain on table, this was Hao Ren held a moment ago the tray left does not fall carefully, „thing was the good thing, heard just cultivated the flavor was also very normal, but why made Shan many pulls blessings turn into this taste?” “大女神亲自祝福啊,”渡鸦333看向桌上的一粒“葡萄”,这是刚才郝仁揣盘子走人的时候不小心落下的,“东西是好东西,听说刚培育出来的时候味道也挺正常的,但为啥让珊多拉陛下一赐福就变成这个味儿了呢？” Raven12345: „...... This definitely is the high-level miracle, we do not understand, do not study.” 渡鸦145:“……这肯定是高级神迹,咱不懂,别研究。” „Did not matter,” raven 333 knits the brows gently, „I thought that you are changing name to this thing casually are not quite good, anything ‚ruler exclaims in surprise’, this is not the official name.” “无所谓了,”渡鸦333轻轻皱皱眉,“不过我觉得你随便给这东西改名字不太好吧,什么‘帝皇惊叹’,这可不是官方命名。” „I told you, the name of original I could not listen, ‚Fuck of emperor’ how could say...... I am the neurosis, but I also had the awkward cancer, these two got sick does not conflict.” “我跟你讲,原版的名字我都听不下去,‘皇帝的卧槽’怎么说得出口嘛……我是精神病,但我也有尴尬癌的,这俩病又不冲突。” „Pouring is also.” “倒也是。” „Yes, the neurosis does not conflict with the awkward cancer.” “是吧,精神病跟尴尬癌就是不冲突。” Raven 333: „......” 渡鸦333:“……” She thought that she really has no way to have the senior exchange of your illness with oneself this brain......( to be continued.) 她觉得自己果然还是没法跟自己这位脑有贵恙的前辈交流……(未完待续。)
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