RIH :: Volume #8

#798: For explosion fresh lunatic


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„Is this...... this is a Titan?” “这是……这是大力神?” On the big silver screen, seven machine shop trucks combine by the way that the imax panoramic view demonstrates together, Irun was startled opened the eye, „was this too also ugly? That big mouth was really scary, was that...... among the Titan both legs was hanging what meaning to the iron ball?” 大银幕上,七辆工程车以imax全景展示的方式组合在一起,伊伦惊得睁大了眼睛,“这也太丑了吧?那张大嘴实在是太吓人了,还有……大力神双腿间悬挂的那对铁球是什么意思?” Evil...... 恶俗…… Even if had understood the Michael Bay style, Irun gave a tongue-lashing the tooth, this is the evil customs does not have the lower limit simply. 哪怕是早就了解到迈克尔?贝的风格,伊伦还是呲了呲牙,这简直就是恶俗无下限。 Luckily those who stay here is that Asian actress and former Agent Symons, is responsible for the funny brakes and fender, otherwise Ryan also appear here vulgar scene, that simply is a nightmare. 幸好留在这里的是那个亚裔女演员和前特工西蒙斯,还有负责搞笑的刹车和挡泥板,否则瑞恩也在这种低俗场景中出现,那简直就是一场噩梦。 Then, Irun discovered the scene that Ryan presents is also no better, he pulls the big chest spice girl to run in the flame one time, presents, appears time and time again...... 接着,伊伦发现瑞恩出现的场景也好不到哪里去,他牵着大胸辣妹在火焰中奔跑,出现一次也罢了,一次又一次地出现…… Ryan does not play third to be correct! 瑞恩不出演第三部是正确的! Irun shakes the head, although the movie visual effect is astonishing, is very attractive, actually more and more evil, obviously no longer suits the Ryan style. 伊伦摇了摇头,尽管影片视觉效果惊人,也很好看,却越来越恶俗化,明显不再适合瑞恩的风格。 Plenty of vulgar contents, form a nice contrast with the product placement, for example big chest spice girl Alessandra? Also Ambrosiu runs when the flame, drops to the ground hides must turn upwards the sexy buttocks ; For example, the Transformers lower part hangs two steel fruits to sway...... 大量的低俗内容,与植入广告相映成趣,比如大胸辣妹亚历桑德拉?安布罗休在火焰中奔跑,卧倒掩藏时也要翘起性感的屁股;比如,变形金刚下体挂着两个钢蛋蛋晃来晃去…… Hey ~ you are not making the B level piece, what you pat is the superstar allies hundred million Yuan big manufacture that from the start doesn't need to be good with these low level things? 喂~你不是在拍b级片啊,你拍的是超级巨星加盟的亿元大制作,压根不需要用这些低级的东西好不好? At this moment, some innumerable audience cried out in the heart, Michael Bay is very rotten! 这一刻,有无数观众在心中呐喊,迈克尔?贝真的很烂! Similarly, the automobile person and Tyrant in Tianhu movie, the war of Tyrant Tianhu and lair army makes them loudly shout satisfies a craving. 同样,影片中的汽车人与霸天虎,霸天虎与巢穴部队的大战又让他们大呼过瘾。 The dazzling movement lens, the swift and fierce editing style, the extraordinary special effect scene, stimulated the hormone of audience instantaneously. Even in the lens of several explosion plays, saw the flame to rush to 300 feet upper air faintly. 炫目的运动镜头,凌厉的剪辑风格,火爆的特效场面,瞬间激发了观众的荷尔蒙。甚至有几场爆炸戏的镜头中,隐隐见到火光冲上了300英尺的高空。 The audience know, Michael Bay above explosion. Always photographs on the spot, this explained in the actual photography also to have the explosion of such scale to happen. He is one to explode the fresh lunatic simply! 观众都知道,迈克尔?贝在爆炸上面。一向都是实地拍摄,这说明实际拍摄中也有如此规模的爆炸发生。他简直就是一个为了爆炸而生的疯子! Large quantities of Ryan fan felt that the heart pain, Ryan was upon the jump in the explosion, but must take care of a big chest spice girl unceasingly, without being injured is God blesses simply, later Ryan do not cooperate with Michael Bay, which day will otherwise refer to being uncertain they to hear the Ryan injured news. 还有大批瑞恩粉丝感觉到了心痛,瑞恩就这么在爆炸中跑来跑去,还要不断照顾一个大胸辣妹,没受伤简直就是上帝保佑,以后瑞恩还是不要跟迈克尔?贝合作了,否则指不定哪天他们就会听到瑞恩受伤的消息。 Exploding is impossible to appear one after another, after all is easy to initiate the eye strain, dopes the actor's pay that among massive Transformers fought. For example the brakes and fender confrontation Titan, for example the bumblebee kills the machine dog that blocks Sam, for example the US forces got rid of many Tyrant Tianhu...... 爆炸不可能接连出现,毕竟容易引发视觉疲劳,其中掺杂了大量变形金刚间战斗的戏份。比如刹车和挡泥板对阵大力神,比如大黄蜂干掉拦住山姆的机器狗,比如美军干掉了不少霸天虎…… The specially appointed liaison officer in Pentagon also participated in preview ceremony, sees the lair special forces and marine corps, in advanced weapon by hand, took down Tyrant Tianhu, his satisfied nod, this dramatic team is very powerful, the image of US forces good not able to be good simply, Ministry of Defence can definitely consider that intensifies the support effort in third. 五角大楼的特派联络官也参加了首映式,看到巢穴特种部队和海军陆战队,凭借手中先进的武器,放倒了一个又一个霸天虎,他满意的点了点头,这次剧组很给力,美军的形象简直好到不能再好,国防部完全可以考虑在第三部中加大赞助力度。 The careful audience will discover. Tyrant day tiger almost one appearance that the US forces get rid of, clearly is the weak version also does not have these of name, but these well-known tyrant day tigers. Almost kills by the iron sheet, the horizontal artillery and Al and other automobile people. 细心的观众会发现。美军干掉的霸天虎几乎都一个模样,分明就是虚弱版又没有名字的那些,而那些有名有姓的霸天虎。几乎都是被铁皮、横炮和阿尔茜等汽车人杀死的。 Then, the audience was frightened again. 然后,观众再次被惊吓到了。 The rail gun of USS Kidd in legend bombarded Titan that destroyed pyramid! 基德号驱逐舰用传说中的轨道炮一炮轰掉了破坏金字塔的大力神! Did this also pull? Irun has cast aside the mouth, the dramatic team accepts the Pentagon to support is not the secret, but did this wash for the military blatantly also goes too far? 这也太扯了吧?伊伦已经撇起了嘴,剧组接受五角大楼赞助不是秘密,但这样公然为军方洗地也太过分了吧? The next quarter, the innermost feelings of audience felt better, the Titan was scattered the synthesis, rolled from pyramid, has not died. 下一刻,观众的内心好受多了,大力神只是被打散合体,从金字塔上滚了下来,并没有死。 This conforms to movie setting always, Transformers is not invincible! 这符合影片一直以来的设定,变形金刚不是无敌的! Here two human roles and that to teasing actually fell into compared with the automobile person twin by the difficult position that the Titan member besieges. 只是这里的两个人类角色和那对逗比汽车人双胞胎却陷入了被大力神成员围攻的困境。 „Becoming movie Director to have more than ten years. Michael Bay unique skill that several types.” “成为电影导演有十几年的时间了。迈克尔?贝的绝招还是那几样。” The eye has swept from the infatuated audience face, jr? Jones in minute book unconsciousness is delimiting. 眼睛从痴迷的观众脸上扫过,jr?琼斯在记录本无意识的划着。 Abuses the slow motion. Abuses wide-angle, abuses the explosion. The endless explosion, the drug dealer kills the police also to explode, the clone escapes also explodes, beautiful * the insurgents of team also explode, the alien explodes, everyone grasps all time explosions!” “滥用慢镜头。滥用广角,滥用爆炸。无休止的爆炸,毒贩杀警察也爆炸,克隆人逃命也爆炸,美*队的叛乱份子也爆炸,外星人还是爆炸,所有人都抓紧一切时间爆炸!” This simply like adding the popcorn of excessive engine oil nausea! 这简直就像加了过量机油的爆米花一样恶心! Sees on the big silver screen to experience Sam who the earth-shaking explosion had not died to move toward supporting-heaven pillar, jr? Jones could not bear again, he stands to prepare to leave the stage ahead of time. 看到大银幕上经历了惊天动地爆炸还没有死去的山姆走向擎天柱,jr?琼斯再也忍不住了,他站起来就准备提前退场。 Hey, do you have the public-spirited.” Behind has the sound to resound immediately, this is the essential plot, other grade of silver screen.” “喂,你有没有公德心。”后面立即有声音响起,“这是关键的情节,别档银幕。” Hehehe......” “嘿嘿嘿……” Nearby person is also discontented, you know that this will let a person of play? Cannot understand to look at the basic politeness of movie.” 旁边的人也不满,“你知道这样会让人出戏吗?懂不懂看电影的基本礼貌啊。” Play?” jr? Jones could not bear say one, on this rotten piece?” “出戏?”jr?琼斯忍不住说了一句,“就这种烂片?” Hey, what did you say?” “喂,你说什么呢?” His another side person looked, does not like bid goodbye to look.” 他另一边的人看了过来,“不喜欢的话别进来看。” Yes.” The following person then said, wastes a first showing quota in vain.” “就是。”后面的人接着说道,“白白浪费一个首映名额。” You know how many people have , for a Zhang Shouying admission ticket is worrying?” Also some people of connections, walk quickly, walks quickly, do not delay us to watch the movie.” “你知道有多少人为了一张首映门票在着急吗?”又有人接口,“快走吧,快走吧,别耽误我们看电影。” In a taunt, jr? Before Jones arrived at the exit|to speak, he then looks to the theater, audience earnest watches that laughable and vulgar movie, felt that this world is very pitiful. 一片嘲讽中,jr?琼斯走到了出口前,他回头望向影院,观众都在认真的看着那可笑而又庸俗的影片,感觉这个世界真的很可悲。 All people were vulgar, degenerated, cannot distinguish clearly the movie good and went bad, only then our communities are also maintaining the wise vision and are full of the mind of art. 所有的人都庸俗了,堕落了,都分不清电影的好与坏了,也只有我们这个群体还保持着高明的眼光和充满艺术的头脑。 The North American more than 400 million people all are the fools, only has 300 people of movie criticism talents is the electricity film company smart person. 北美四亿多人全都是傻子,只有三百人的影评人才是电影业的聪明人。 Has this idea, well-known movie critic jr from Chicago Film Critics Association? Jones has not looked at «Transformers 2 finally: Degeneration diamond revenge», left the stage ahead of time. 带着这种想法,来自芝加哥影评人协会的知名影评人jr?琼斯最终没有看完《变形金刚二:堕落金刚的复仇》,提前退场了。 However, his leaving the stage except stimulating the repugnance of surrounding audience, without bringing any storm. 然而,他的退场除去激发周围观众的反感,没有带起任何风浪。 Supporting-heaven pillar, gets up!” “擎天柱,起来!” Sam is shouting to the weak automobile person leader loudly, gets up! They must destroy Sun! Prevents them!” 山姆对着虚弱的汽车人领袖大声喊道,“起来啊!他们要毁灭太阳!去阻止他们!” Just resurrected, suffered supporting-heaven pillar that the degeneration diamond hit hard to be incapable of crawling, as if previous dying in battle has consumed all energies in his fire seed time! 刚刚复活,又遭受到堕落金刚重击的擎天柱无力爬起,似乎上一次的阵亡已经消耗了他火种内的所有能量! Gets up! Supporting-heaven pillar!” “起来啊!擎天柱!” Gets hold of the fist, Irun bites the tooth, was not shouted diligently by oneself, gets up! Supporting-heaven pillar! You are the idol that we worship, you cannot drop down! Continues to fight!” 握紧拳头,伊伦咬住牙齿,努力不让自己喊出来,“起来!擎天柱!你是我们崇拜的偶像,你不可以倒下!继续战斗!” „!” “!” Nearby person shouted suddenly, the surroundings then resounded more sounds, „!” 旁边的人忽然喊了一声,周围接着响起了更多的声音,“!” Supporting-heaven pillar, uses my body, you will have the great power that you cannot think of forever. In order to complete your mission......” “擎天柱,使用我的身躯吧,你将会拥有你永远也想不到的强大力量。为了完成你的使命……” Day flare own core tears down the suicide, but supporting-heaven pillar day hot the parent body and body becomes oneself strengthening weapon under the help of swing and ambulance fit. 天火把自己的核心拆掉自杀,而擎天柱在摇摆和救护车的帮助下将天火的母体以及身体合体成自己身上的强化武器。 Supporting-heaven pillar therefore became day hot supporting-heaven pillar that has the great power and weapon! 擎天柱因此成了拥有强大力量和武器的天火擎天柱! Does not know that was whose lead racket made a sound the palm, in the theater the instantaneous applause like the thunder, position of supporting-heaven pillar in movie fan heart can be inferred. 不知道是谁率先拍响了手掌,剧院中瞬间掌声如雷,擎天柱在影迷心中的地位可见一斑。 The degeneration Jingang moves the stone to encircle pyramid, hit all f-16, day hot supporting-heaven pillar that but flies cracks-up the stone, hits toward the degeneration Jingang. 墮落金剛移动石头将金字塔围起来,把所有f-16打了下来,但飞来的天火擎天柱将石头撞碎,往墮落金剛撞去。 Supporting-heaven pillar can fly finally! A Irun's wish obtained satisfaction. 擎天柱终于可以飞了!伊伦的一个心愿得到了满足。 The degeneration Jingang and prestige were hit pyramid heavenshaking, day hot supporting-heaven pillar immediately with the right hand bombarded to break to pieces Sun to destroy the installment greatly. 墮落金剛和威震天都被撞下金字塔,天火擎天柱立刻用右手的大炮轰碎了太阳毁灭装置。 What is not wonderful, supporting-heaven pillar and degeneration diamond dropped the middle of Titan member, the prestige that in addition later catches up with is shocking and red spider, supporting-heaven pillar fell into the numerous encirclements once again. 非常不妙的是,擎天柱和堕落金刚落进了大力神成员的中间,加上随后赶来的威震天和红蜘蛛,擎天柱又一次陷入了重重包围。 Won't die in battle once again?” “不会又一次战死吧?” Irun somewhat worried, besides supporting-heaven pillar and prestige heavenshaking, he does not care about other roles the lives. 伊伦有些担心,除了擎天柱和威震天外,他并不怎么关心其他角色的死活。 Dispersed caught up in the surrounding horizontal artillery, iron sheet, bumblebee and Al at this time, the automobile person and Tyrant Tianhu launched a big tangled warfare. 分散在周围的横炮、铁皮、大黄蜂和阿尔茜这时赶了过来,汽车人和霸天虎展开了一场大混战。 Supporting-heaven pillar selects three again, his opponent is the prestige is shocking, red spider and degeneration diamond, what follows time to be different, becomes after with day hot synthesis he more powerful, the firepower is fiercer. 擎天柱再次一挑三,他的对手是威震天、红蜘蛛和堕落金刚,但跟上次不同的是,与天火合体后的他变得更加强大,火力更为凶猛。 Degeneration diamond long jab day hot supporting-heaven pillar, was actually wasted with the cannon by supporting-heaven pillar, at this time the prestige heavenshaking sneak attacked from the rear area, was grabbed his hand by supporting-heaven pillar, destroyed the profile with the fusion artillery, and cut off an arm, he was seriously injured, can only pray for rescue to the red spider that sinister sly is not willing easily to enter the war. 堕落金钢直击天火擎天柱,却被擎天柱用大炮打飞了出去,这时威震天从后方偷袭,却被擎天柱抓住他的手,用融合炮打碎了半边脸,并被砍断了一根胳膊,他身受重伤,只能向阴险狡猾不肯轻易参战的红蜘蛛求救。 Do not die! Do not die!” Irun prayed in the innermost feelings, he does not want to notice similarly the prestige drops down heavenshaking again. “不要死!不要死!”伊伦在内心祈祷,他同样不想看到威震天再次倒下。 As if heard his voice, the supporting-heaven pillar in movie charged into the degeneration diamond, he after synthesis was too powerful, almost did not have the strength to hit back like the easily accomplished attack command degeneration diamond, this steamroll -type attack also made one one's blood bubbles up to the brim. 似乎听到了他的声音,影片中的擎天柱冲向了堕落金刚,合体后的他实在太强大了,如同摧枯拉朽般的攻击令堕落金刚几乎毫无还手之力,这种碾压式的打击也让人热血沸腾。 Finally, supporting-heaven pillar tears down the mask of degeneration diamond, a fist crushed the armor of opposite party, the crumb that ancient and evil fire seed. 最终,擎天柱拆掉堕落金刚的面具,一拳击碎对方的装甲,捏碎了那颗古老而又邪恶的火种。 I do not want to urge you to be the coward, but the coward often can live.” “我不是想劝你做胆小鬼,但胆小鬼往往能活下来。” Under the persuasion of red spider, the prestige heavenshaking and he runs away in a panic, only left behind one- this has not ended! 在红蜘蛛的劝说下,威震天和他仓惶逃走,只留下了一句-这还没有完! Another side fight also turned the superheating, the brakes and fender takes the lead to hang, the iron sheet and horizontal artillery got rid of the overload and violent walk, Al is seriously injured to lie down on the ground suffocates, the quantity does not occupy the superior automobile person completely to be in an inferior position. 另一边的战斗也进入了白热化,刹车和挡泥板率先挂掉,铁皮和横炮干掉了超载与暴走,阿尔茜身受重伤躺在地上奄奄一息,数量不占优的汽车人完全处于劣势。 However, joining of supporting-heaven pillar rapidly changed all these, he rushes to the sky to plunder, the right hand artillery left hand blade, as if cuts the melon to cut the vegetable/dish to be common, in the way of surprise attack, handled the Titan final several members with ease. 然而,擎天柱的加入迅速改变了这一切,他冲上天空一掠而过,右手炮左手刀,仿佛砍瓜切菜一般,以奇袭的方式,轻松搞定了大力神最后的几名成员。 The fight ended, Tyrant Tianhu is annihilated except prestige heavenshaking and red spider outside, the US forces and automobile person same casualties are serious. 战斗结束了,霸天虎除去威震天和红蜘蛛外全军覆没,美军和汽车人同样伤亡惨重。 Also is the wide-angle lens that Michael Bay makes good use, dusk in the beautiful picture of sunset, the leading actor and actress kissed inevitably in one. 又是迈克尔?贝善用的广角镜头,黄昏日落的美丽画面中,男女主角不可避免的吻在了一起。 Our races, because the forgotten past arrived at the same place, works as one to face the future, I was supporting-heaven pillar, I issued the proposal in this, making this phase of history spread......” “我们的种族,因为被遗忘的过去走到一起,齐心协力面对未来,我是擎天柱,我在此发出倡议,让这段历史流传下去……” As routine supporting-heaven pillar spoke, 122-minute «Transformers 2: Degeneration diamond revenge» ends thoroughly. ( to be continued ) r466 随着例行的擎天柱式演讲,长达122分钟的《变形金刚二:堕落金刚的复仇》彻底落下大幕。(未完待续)r466 ... ...
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