RIH :: Volume #8

#797: Damn Michael Bay


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„Is this that you write what thing?” “你写的这是什么东西?” Just went out of the airplane air station, Michella pointed at Sam takes a magazine, asking, „the writing of which country was this?” 刚刚走出飞机航站,米凯拉就指着山姆拿着的一本杂志,问道,“这是哪个国家的文字?” I do not know.” Sam shakes the head, they...... they appeared in my brain suddenly.” “我不知道。”山姆摇了摇头,“它们……它们忽然出现在了我的大脑里。” What Michella has not said that dialed the beforehand good friend tall Ling telephone, feeds, we arrived, you where? Meets us quickly......” 米凯拉没有说什么,拨通了以前的好友高凌的电话,“喂,我们到了,你在哪里?快来接我们……” The picture switching, in the remote outer space, the sound wave came suddenly, invaded the communication satellite of human, searched Sam and Michella's position easily, intercepted supporting-heaven pillar and White House special envoy's telephone conversation, knew that the US forces also held the fire seed source fragment together. 画面切换,遥远的外太空中,声波突然现身,入侵了人类的通信卫星,轻而易举查找到了山姆和米凯拉的位置,同时也截获了擎天柱与白宫特使的通话,得知美军还保有一块火种源碎片。 The movie still advances in many ways, Sam and Michella and tall Ling converge, in motor repair factory that the opposite party works, held the rotating disk that wants to steal the fragment, then checked into the Toy Story subject hotel...... 影片依然以多线方式推进,山姆和米凯拉与高凌汇合,在对方工作的汽修厂里,抓住了想要窃取碎片的转轮,然后入住了玩具总动员主题酒店…… This simply is an advertisement big set, with Sam's itinerary, CT, Audi and Disneyland and other trademarks of brands transforms back and forth. 这简直就是一次广告大集合,随着山姆的行程,ct、奥迪、迪士尼乐园等多家品牌的商标来回变换。 To sell the advertisement, does not have the lower limit simply!” “为了卖广告,简直无下限!” Professional movie critic jr? Jones in recording this on wrote down these words wickedly, this plot has to let the impulsion that the person leaves the stage simply. 职业影评人jr?琼斯在纪录本上恶狠狠的写下了这句话,这段情节简直有让人退场的冲动。 He looked at all around, discovers an audience not play. 他看了看四周,发现观众并没有出戏。 Idiot who this crowd does not have the art appreciation vision! He disdains snort/hum said. 这群没有艺术欣赏眼光的蠢货!他不屑的哼道。 The advertisement a little are truly many, bored that Irun does not feel, because in whole time, Michella and that Asian actor are coquettishing with the figure, said honestly, Alessandra who the underwear model came? Ambrosiu really easily can provoke the hormone of person. 广告确实有点多,伊伦却不觉得的无聊,因为大部分时间里,米凯拉和那个亚裔演员都在卖弄风情和身段,坦白地讲,内衣模特出身的亚历桑德拉?安布罗休真的轻易就能挑动人的荷尔蒙。 That Asian actress does not conform to his aesthetic standard freely, has the character and style. 那个亚裔女演员尽管不太符合他的审美标准,却也别有风情。 ~ “哇~” He opens mouth suddenly slightly, because he saw the machine dog. 他忽然微微张了张嘴,因为他看到了机器狗。 This may in the modeling compared with animated cartoon good be too many, what it spits is what? Metal bead that can combine unexpectedly! The US soldier is really one group of idiots, made the tyrant day tiger steal away the fragment!” “这可比动画片中的造型好太多了,它吐的是什么?竟然是能组合的金属珠子!美国大兵真是一群蠢货,就这么让霸天虎偷走了碎片!” Concerned about surroundings peaceful watching movies atmosphere, Irun looks while thinks. Has not said anything, he stared in a big way the eye, looks at prestige heavenshaking resurrecting, flew back to ruined matching Bottom, saw weak version Tyrant Tianhu of deficient energy the red spider and he cultivated. 碍于周围安静的观影气氛,伊伦只是边看边想。并没有说什么,他瞪大了眼睛,看着威震天复活,飞回破败的赛博坦,见到红蜘蛛和他培育出的缺乏能量的虚弱版霸天虎。 Then, the degeneration diamond appeared, is really that evil robot of movie opening. 然后,堕落金刚出现了,果然就是影片开头的那个邪恶机器人。 The prestige is shocking and red spider collection simultaneous/uniform a new tyrant day tiger army, although majority are the weak versions, but wins is overwhelming with numerical strength, moreover prestige heavenshaking rusty stain stained. As if two years of seabed professions were weakened. 威震天和红蜘蛛集齐了一支新的霸天虎大军,尽管大多数是虚弱版,但胜在人多势众,而且威震天身上锈迹斑斑。似乎两年的海底生涯被削弱了很多。 His idea soon was confirmed. 他这种想法很快得到了证实。 Returns to the prestige of Earth to be shocking and red spider looked for Sam, the helicopter that the surfboard distorted seized them directly, has flown as if already still sea Disneyland that finished, threw into them the abandoned workshop. 返回地球的威震天和红蜘蛛重新找上了山姆,冲浪板变形的直升飞机直接将他们抓走,飞过似乎已经完工的尚海迪士尼乐园,将他们扔进了废弃的厂房里。 From here, Irun understands finally presented the writing in Sam mind is anything, that was the key of machine the degeneration diamond made- led module- Coordinate, originally before Tyrant Tianhu was very early, wants through destroying the way of Sun collects the energy. 从这里,伊伦终于明白出现在山姆脑海里的文字是什么了,那是堕落金刚建造的机器的钥匙-领导模块-的坐标,原来霸天虎很早之前就想通过毁灭太阳的方式采集能量。 Very vulgar repertoire, saves the world. 很俗的套路,又是拯救世界。 However, Irun not disappointed. What also has to be able saving Earth and saves the universe and so on is more interesting than? 不过,伊伦并没有失望。还有什么能比拯救地球和拯救宇宙之类的更有意思呢? Bored! Rotten custom! Repertoire! 无聊!烂俗!套路化! jr? Jones wrote down these in the book again and again, he looked at the surroundings, these people still in watching with total concentration, suddenly have impulsion that the type stood to shout loudly loudly- this type of vulgar thing has anything to be attractive. Hurries to leave the stage together! jr?琼斯连连在本子上写下了这些,他看了看周围,那些人还在聚精会神的观看,忽然间有了种站起来大声高呼的冲动-这种低俗的玩意有什么好看的。赶紧一起退场吧! Although there is plants impulsive, he pressed forcefully, in the movie just supporting-heaven pillar by that actor who rescued, even if all movie critics united unable to provoke. Doesn't he want to turn into Roger? Albert, one after another abandons, the retired old man who turns into unmanned attention by the paper media and television station. 虽然有这么种冲动,他还是强行压了下去,影片中刚刚被擎天柱救下的那位男主角,就算是所有影评人联合都招惹不起。他可不想变成罗杰?艾伯特,接连被纸质媒体和电视台抛弃,变成无人关注的退休老头。 ~ in slight sound. jr? Jones's pen cut the notebook, in the innermost feelings cursed that Michael Bay does not have the lower limit without the moral integrity, can this product placement also be more obvious? Supporting-heaven pillar and prestige launched a war in still sea Disneyland entrance heavenshaking unexpectedly! He remembers indistinctly that Disneyland was about to start doing business! “刺啦~”的轻微响动中。jr?琼斯的笔划破了笔记本,内心之中大骂迈克尔?贝无节操无下限,这植入广告还能再明显一些吗?擎天柱和威震天竟然在尚海迪士尼乐园门口展开了一场大战!他隐约记得那个迪士尼乐园就快开业了! Michael Bay absolutely is the shame of movie circle! 迈克尔?贝绝对是电影界的耻辱! This is Jones's idea, nearby audience actually did not think so, the fight always needs the battlefield, in the Eastern remote city, the familiar Disneyland background, easily eliminated the previous strangeness, the relaxedness made them substitute during the fight. 这是琼斯的想法,旁边的观众却不这么看,战斗总需要战场,在东方遥远的城市里,熟悉的迪士尼乐园背景,轻易消除了先前的陌生感,轻轻松松就让他们代入到了战斗之中。 Prestige really weakened heavenshaking!” “威震天果然变弱了!” Looks that by the tyrant day tiger leader who supporting-heaven pillar pain beats again and again, Irun such as thinks, on a prestige is shocking, not only the severe wound died in battle, but also treated for two years in the seabed of high pressure and low temperature, even if the fragment of fire seed source made him resurrect, the strength must be damaged, they were not the robots, but like human same high-level life......” 看着被擎天柱连连痛殴的霸天虎首领,伊伦如是想到,“上一部威震天不但重伤战死,还在高压低温的海底待了两年,就算是火种源的碎片令他重新复活,实力肯定要受损,他们不是机器人,而是如同人类一样的高级生命……” Thinks of here, Irun dispersed all trains of thought that the entire sentiment invested in the war of movie. 只是想到这里,伊伦就散掉了所有思绪,全情投入到了影片的大战中。 Good four wars! 好一场四匹大战! Supporting-heaven pillar incarnation destruction thief, a person selects the prestige to be shocking again only, red spider and surfboard three big Tyrant Tianhu commanding general, he tramples the flying prestige to be shocking with ease, cuts off the arm of surfboard, fall head over heels throws the red spider on the ground, kicked to break to pieces his mouthful steel tooth. 擎天柱再次化身毁伤贼,一人单挑威震天、红蜘蛛和冲浪板三大霸天虎主将,他轻松踹飞威震天,斩断冲浪板的胳膊,又将红蜘蛛倒栽葱般扔在地上,踢碎了他满嘴钢牙。 Finally, supporting-heaven pillar turns over/stands up, the roaring flame sword turns into the long hook, tore into shreds the head of surfboard forcefully. 最后,擎天柱翻身而起,烈焰战刀变成长钩,硬生生撕碎了冲浪板的脑袋。 This slow motion seems especially real, was full of the visual impact strength! 这个慢镜头显得格外真实,充满了视觉冲击力! Cool!” “cool!” Irun could not bear finally, shouted gently, the surroundings also resounded such as his general sound off and on. 伊伦最终没有忍住,轻轻喊了一声,周围也断断续续响起了如他一般的声音。 However, the hormone that because the theater this war initiates rises dramatically has not vanished, the picture gave everyone a huge blow! 然而,影院因为这场大战引发的荷尔蒙飙升还没有消失,画面就给了所有人一个巨大的打击! Cared that Sam safety supporting-heaven pillar by the prestige heavenshaking sneak attack, the fire seed of chest was exploded the fireball, after breaking the signboard of Disneyland, falls to the ground loudly. 关心山姆安危的擎天柱被威震天偷袭,胸口的火种炸成火球,砸碎迪士尼乐园的招牌后,轰然倒地。 No!” “no!” This is the shout of supporting-heaven pillar! 这是擎天柱的喊声! No!” “no!” This is Sam's shout! 这是山姆的喊声! No!” “no!” This is Irun's shout! 这是伊伦的喊声! No!” “no!” This is periphery the shout of audience! 这是周围观众的喊声! Did supporting-heaven pillar...... die? Supporting-heaven pillar...... died in battle! 擎天柱……死了?擎天柱……战死了! „!! Michael Bay......” “!!迈克尔?贝……” Suddenly, Irun thought that oneself chest was stopped up by anything, in the eye was also moist, why supporting-heaven pillar must die! Why can make supporting-heaven pillar die? Damn Michael Bay! 忽然间,伊伦觉得自己的胸膛被什么堵住了,眼中也湿润了,擎天柱为什么要死!为什么要让擎天柱死?该死的迈克尔?贝 If Michael Bay before him, he will certainly hold the neck of opposite party, roars these words! 如果迈克尔?贝在他面前,他一定会抓住对方的脖子,吼出这些话! What?” “what?” The sound of surrounding surprise resounds unceasingly, why? Michael Bay......” 周围诧异的声音不断响起,“why?迈克尔?贝……” The theater appears is completely some of sounds that railed Michael Bay, as if exploded the shell to ruin the life and ideal of audience. 影院出现的尽是些谩骂迈克尔?贝的声音,似乎爆炸贝已经毁掉了观众的人生和理想。 Irun felt oneself will not have the love, with dying in battle of supporting-heaven pillar, the innermost feelings became empty, he pledged that this was last that looked at...... 伊伦感觉自己再也不会有爱了,随着擎天柱的战死,内心变得空空荡荡,他发誓这是自己看的最后一部…… What? 什么? His energy put on the big silver screen. 他的精力重新放到了大银幕上。 Sam, Michella and tall Ling were brought back to the headquarters by the lair army, Sam mentioned leadership module that the prestige mentioned heavenshaking, that was one can start the key of any machine! 山姆、米凯拉和高凌被巢穴部队带回了总部,山姆提到了威震天说起的领导模块,那是一个可以启动任何机器的钥匙! Can that start supporting-heaven pillar? Definitely is this! 那是不是可以启动擎天柱?肯定是这样的! Also at this time, Irun thinks preview, the actor's pay that supporting-heaven pillar and degeneration diamond fights had not appeared, that showing supporting-heaven pillar is shocking with the prestige, will resurrect absolutely! 也就是在这时,伊伦才想到了预告片,其中擎天柱和堕落金刚大战的戏份一直没有出现,那说明擎天柱跟威震天一样,绝对会复活! A moment ago said does not calculate, a moment ago said does not calculate...... 刚才说的不算,刚才说的不算…… In his heart is whispering, if this series also has next, he will certainly also enter the theater! 他心中嘀咕着,如果这个系列还有下一部,他一定还会进影院! Just like other Hollywood blockbusters, the White House is stupid and likes betraying the compatriot forever, the Pentagon and US soldier has the moral integrity, facing the prestige heavenshaking threat, the White House must hand over Sam unexpectedly, Colonel Lenglo Kaess lets the bumblebee and brakes and fender has the Sam three people to escape from US forces Base. 如同其他好莱坞大片一样,白宫永远都是愚蠢和喜欢出卖同胞的,五角大楼和美国大兵都是有节操的,面对威震天的威胁,白宫竟然要交出山姆,伦洛克斯上校则让大黄蜂与刹车和挡泥板带山姆三人逃出了美军基地。 The degeneration diamond leads the five members as well as other Tyrant of Tianhu armies Titan arrives, just descended in Earth, did to turn Washington aircraft carrier of US forces! 堕落金刚带着大力神的五个成员以及其他霸天虎部队登场,刚一降落在地球,就干翻了美军的华盛顿号航空母舰! Large explosion! Magnificent scene! Looks that indeed makes people crisp! 大爆炸!大场面!看着的确让人爽! Worthily is Michael Bay! Ryan really chose right Director! 不愧是迈克尔?贝瑞恩真的选对了导演 Irun sighs with emotion again, he believes that the surrounding person and he has the same view. 伊伦再一次感慨,他相信周围的人与他有着相同的看法。 Narrative ability becomes worse, the story is perfunctory, character role applying opera makeup, logical loophole one pile!” “叙事能力越变越差,故事敷衍,人物角色脸谱化,逻辑漏洞一堆!” Bears the dislike of heart, jr? Jones is delimiting in the minute book, looks that the surroundings enter the audience who the play exclaims in surprise, he shakes the head, in the heart filled disdained- one crowd and Michael Bay equally vulgar person! 忍住心头的厌恶,jr?琼斯又在记录本上划着,看着周围入戏惊叹的观众,他摇了摇头,心中充满了不屑-一群跟迈克尔?贝一样庸俗的人! In the Michael Bay movie, must have in the movie criticism person eyes forever vulgar nausea the plot, for example flees to the medium shot photo unceasingly sweeps to sweep off on two female characters chests and buttocks, retired agent Symons who for example Sam found specially enter the stage to funny, for example behind the day hot buttocks like the cushion umbrella that to talk nonsense same presents, for example is holding Michella's leg table loyal former Tyrant Tianhu rotating disk...... 迈克尔?贝的影片中,永远都少不了影评人眼中‘庸俗恶心’的情节,比如逃往中镜头不断在两个女性角色的胸部和屁股上扫来扫去,比如山姆专门找到的退役特工西蒙斯出场就是为了搞笑,比如天火屁股后面如同放屁一样出现的缓冲伞,比如抱着米凯拉的腿表忠心的前霸天虎转轮…… When these tense robot war, are being the audience brought the quite interesting laughingstock, often initiates in the happy laughter that from the theater, can see that the audience is convinced very much. 这些都在紧张的机器人大战之余,为观众带来了颇为有趣的笑料,从剧院不时发起的愉快笑声中,也可以看出观众很买账。 The brakes and fender this to the automobile person twin, for funny appears completely. 还有刹车和挡泥板这对汽车人双胞胎,完全就是为了搞笑才出现的。 Each actor has oneself not suitable side, Ryan is not suitable the funny route, especially after being grown, he has not performed in the true comedy, even if joins the body waste fart fragment about Sam, the audience will not be convinced, instead will cause his magnanimous fan disaffection. 每个演员都有自己不适合的一面,瑞恩就不适合走搞笑路线,特别是成年以后,他从来没有演过真正的喜剧,就算是加入关于山姆的屎尿屁片段,观众也不会买账,反而会引发他那海量粉丝的不满。 Sam personality that he plays is stronger, always believes that leads the module to revive supporting-heaven pillar, for this reason does not hesitate to pay any price, for this reason did not hesitate to be transmitted in the desert of Egypt by the day fire...... 他饰演的山姆性格更加坚强,始终坚信领导模块可以救活擎天柱,为此不惜付出任何代价,为此不惜被天火传送到了埃及的沙漠中…… Naturally, after hardship and danger, he attained led the module, even if passed through several tens of thousands years of complete lossless leadership module. 当然,历经艰险之后,他拿到了领导模块,哪怕是经过了数万年都完整无损的领导模块。 Therefore, several lines gathered in one again, Lenglo Kaess's team has the automobile person and supporting-heaven pillar lands Egypt, after the sound wave monitored the communication news, the prestige heavenshaking also leads the large military forces to go to Egypt. 于是,几条线再次汇聚在了一起,伦洛克斯的队伍带着汽车人和擎天柱空降埃及,被声波监听到通讯讯息后,威震天也带着大队人马前往埃及。 The automobile person and land , sea and air three services of Tyrant Tianhu and US forces, will launch the final decisive battle in ancient Egypt! 汽车人、霸天虎和美军的海陆空三军,将在古老的埃及展开最后的决战! In the theater almost suffocated, Irun closely grips the fist, the innermost feelings shouted loudly unceasingly- resurrecting, my supporting-heaven pillar!( Please search the floating astronomy to be continued, the novel is better to renew is quicker! 影院中几乎窒息了,伊伦紧紧握住拳头,内心不断高呼-复活吧,我的擎天柱!(未完待续请搜索飄天文學,小说更好更新更快! ... ...
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