RINAPE :: Volume #18

#1762: Had the news!


Excels at the speculator, most excels gives what is desired. 擅长投机者,最擅长的就是投其所好。 Like big flickering that in Zhao Benshan sketch develops, always has the advanced consciousness, can the ancestors one step see others' demand. 就像赵本山小品里演的大忽悠,总有超前意识,能够先人一步看出别人的需求。 For example, heard that some people rode the four wheeler to break the leg, he hurried to make one to turn, this flickered greatly this duty chicken clever place. 比如,听说有人骑四轮车摔断了腿,他就赶紧做一副拐,这就是大忽悠这个任务鸡贼的地方。 Lu permits vast is also such a person. 卢允浩也是一个这样的人。 He knows that training organization named south English lacks the teacher, therefore wrote several application letters continuously to eo of this training organization, finally attained the long-awaited teacher post. 他知道那个名叫南方英语的培训机构缺老师,所以连续写了好几封求职信给这家培训机构的eo,最终拿到了梦寐以求的老师岗位。 didn't expect, he has a run-away success on this teacher post unexpectedly. 没想到,他竟然就在这个教师岗位上一炮而红。 Mouth that in this world, some people of inborn can eat meal. 这个世界上,有人天生一张能吃饭的嘴。 Top singer, crosstalk artist and talk show actor, even is the sound is superior, is the founder bestows food eats. 顶尖的歌手、相声艺术家、脱口秀演员,甚至是声优,都是祖师爷赏饭吃。 A person, is the founder bestows food eats, this person in the Li Mu's eye, was an armchair strategist. 还有一种人,也是祖师爷赏饭吃,这种人在李牧的眼里,就是纸上谈兵。 If in 1.3 billion population in China evaluates being an armchair strategist top three, Lu Yunhao absolutely is. 如果在华夏境内十三亿人口中评选“纸上谈兵”的前三甲,卢允浩绝对是其中一个。 One, is that brothers of logical ponder. 还有一个,是逻辑思考的那个哥们 The remaining that seats, some countless people compete, but no one can shake two brothers' position. 剩下那个席位,有无数人竞争,不过谁都撼动不了这哥俩的地位。 Lu permits vast being an armchair strategist to be very interesting, his breakthrough point is break, the goal is to break all, the proverb said anything, he breaks anything ; Everyone said anything, he also breaks anything, sings an opposing tune with you in any case, then makes you feel that with his quibble he probably perhaps probably possibly is right. 卢允浩的纸上谈兵很有意思,他的切入点是“打破”,目标是打破一切,老话说啥,他就打破啥;大家说啥,他也打破啥,反正就是跟你唱反调,然后用他的歪理让你觉得他好像也许大概可能是对的。 But in this world, regardless of any language, so long as sings an opposing tune with the populace, that feeling inevitably is sharp. 而这个世界上,无论任何一种语言,只要是跟大众唱反调,那感觉就必然是犀利的。 Therefore, Lu Yunhao depends on this move, truly gathered many fans and fans. 所以,卢允浩靠着这一招,确实招揽了不少粉丝和拥趸。 Luckily, International Data Group in a China executive, is the China person, he on every action and every movement to China internet understood very much, therefore also knows Lu Yunhao such No. 1 character. 巧的是,idg华夏的一位高管,正好是华夏人,他对华夏互联网上的一举一动都很了解,所以也知道卢允浩这么一号人物。 More interestingly, this brothers permits Hao to Lu, but also is really a little appreciates. 更有意思的是,这哥们对卢允浩,还真是有点欣赏。 Since the ancient times, the absurd people do not lack appreciate his person. 自古以来,妄人都不缺欣赏他的人。 It looks like in Stephen Chow movie such, lines can summarize: Why I do not know, but I thought that he is very fierce.” 就像是周星驰电影里那样,一句台词就可以概括:“我也不知道为什么,但我就是觉得他很厉害。” International Data Group the executive felt, Lu Yunhao has can greatly the person, such person trains in the organization to be the teacher in one, owed. idg的这位高管觉得,卢允浩是有大才能的人,这样的人在一家培训机构里当老师,亏了。 Really owed. 真是亏了。 Should such person do? Naturally is the undertaking! Moreover must come the internet industry undertaking. 这样的人该干啥?自然是创业啊!而且一定要来互联网行业创业。 internet, to put it bluntly, three points by creativity and three points by ability, four points by boasting. 互联网,说白了,三分靠创意、三分靠能力,四分靠牛皮。 Will blow, by opens mouth can flicker to a big angel investment. 会吹的,靠一张嘴就能忽悠到一大笔天使投资。 Will not blow, done again good, the investor also thought that this fellow is a silly dog, if given time compensates the pants surely. 不会吹的,做的再好,投资人也觉得这家伙是条傻狗,假以时日必定赔掉裤子。 He permits to have such appreciation to Lu vast, moreover is long-yearning, suddenly saw PowerPoint that Lu Yunhao sends, he thought that this brothers is not in the pond the thing. 他本身对卢允浩就有着这样的欣赏,而且可谓是神交已久,忽然看到卢允浩发来的ppt,他更加觉得这哥们不是池中之物。 ox Pi Brother Lu! 牛啤啊卢兄弟! How you know that Wall Street prepares in Ele.me this pattern, on just a wave with Li Mu? 你怎么就知道华尔街准备在饿了么这个模式上,跟李牧刚上一波? Light eyesight sees, who don't you succeed to succeed? 光这个眼力见儿,你不成功谁成功? Therefore, he convenes the conference call with the headquarters high level immediately, in the conference, not only permitted vast PowerPoint to explain Lu, but also highly praised him. 于是,他立刻跟总部高层召集了视频会议,会议上,不但把卢允浩的ppt讲解了一遍,还把他盛赞了一通。 In his words, entire China can see through the Wall Street intention, only then this Lu Yunhao, thus it can be seen, the brothers vision was original! 用他的话说,全华夏能看穿华尔街意图的,就只有这个卢允浩了,由此可见,哥们眼光独到啊! Moreover, this brothers is not an average person, in online fame greatly, every day/sees the sky blows out various gold/metal sentences on Weibo (Micro Blog) Twitter R, fans 1 million, once this celebrity effect starts to start an undertaking, will obtain the enormous development. 而且,这哥们可不是一般人,在网上名气大着呢,见天的在微博twitter上爆出各种金句,粉丝百万,这名人效应一旦开始创业,将得到极大的开发。 Just Wall Street these big shot have wanted to look for a credible agent, goes to Shanghai to do to deliver meal business, the Lu Yunhao sudden appearance, just wants to sleep simply, some people hand over a pillow. 刚好华尔街这些大佬一直想找个靠谱的代理人,去沪市搞送餐这块业务,卢允浩的突然出现,简直就是刚想睡觉,就有人递过来一个枕头。 The Wall Street big shot studied, thought that this Lu Yunhao a little meaning, insightful, famous and is also very sharp, it is estimated that the ability also drops ox Pi greatly, such being the case, throws his one simply, moves as soon as possible this matter. 华尔街大佬们研究了一下,也觉得这个卢允浩有点意思,有眼光、有名气、又很犀利,估计能力也是大大滴牛啤,既然如此,干脆就投他一笔,尽快把这件事动起来。 Thinks to look, Li Mu just does Ele.me in Yanjing now, everyone is holding fierce that he holds, suddenly another of wall street investment goes the platform to announce that gets online in Shanghai, can this make Li Mu uncomfortable? 想想看,李牧现在刚在燕京搞起饿了么,大家正捧他捧的厉害,忽然华尔街投资的另一个外卖平台宣布在沪市上线,这得让李牧多难受? Therefore, the Wall Street big shot make the decision immediately: First throws Lu Yunhao two Ten Million USD, accounts for his 40% stocks, making him start immediately, rushes to Shanghai to put up a stage to perform. 于是,华尔街大佬们立刻做出决定:先投卢允浩两千万美元,占他40%股份,让他立刻启程,赶赴沪市搭台唱戏。 Meanwhile, the Wall Street big shot several internet enterprises that invest from oneself, wanted some backbone technical personnel, they could not wait for Lu Yunhao to build the technology team, prepared send Buddha to the West, gave him to build simply the technology team. 同时,华尔街大佬们从自己投资的几家互联网企业里,要了一些技术骨干,他们等不及卢允浩自己去搭建技术团队了,准备送佛送到西,干脆给他把技术团队搭建好。 Does against with Li Mu, must seize the favorable opportunity, once otherwise bungles the military opportunity, feared that is must according to be rubbed on the ground by him. 李牧对着干,必须得抢占有利时机,不然一旦贻误战机,怕是又要被他按在地上摩擦。 ...... …… Lu permits in the lecture hall in English school south Yanjing to attend class vast at this time. 卢允浩此时正在燕京南方英语学校的一间大教室里上课。 This person is short and stout, the standard spoken Chinese said general, has a funny dialect flavor, was liked by the student very much. 这个人矮矮胖胖的,普通话说得一般,带着一股滑稽的方言味道,很受学生喜爱。 However, over the two days Lu Yunhao attended class is a little distracted. 不过,这两天卢允浩上课有点走神。 He is always thinking, Wall Street these Venture Capital organizations after receiving own commercial prospectus, can give an opportunity? 他老是在想,华尔街那些风投机构在收到自己的商业计划书之后,会不会给自己一个机会? To be honest, he drank the chalk ash to drink on the platform full. 说心里话,他在讲台上喝粉笔灰早就喝饱了。 Several years also felt early, this work really ox Pi, chatted to talk nonsense with others can also greatly making money. 早几年还觉得,这工作真牛啤,跟别人聊天扯淡也能大把赚钱。 But with the development of internet, he realized, oneself one month the income of 100,000 Yuan rank, places in the internet industry, does not calculate the root hair. 但随着互联网的发展,他才意识到,自己一个月十万元级别的收入,放在互联网行业里,连根毛都不算。 He also wants to find an opportunity, leaves these three chi (0.33 m) teacher's desks, rushes to Zhongguancun or goes to the southern reform front simply, does an own enterprise, creates own career. 他也想找个机会,离开这三尺讲桌,奔赴中关村或者干脆去南方的改革前沿,搞一家自己的企业,创造自己的一番事业 He felt, various oneself aspect far supernormal people, if were made the internet product by oneself, is above the cash thought that the logical judgement and the ingenuity average man by oneself, that is to make any anything inevitably becomes. 他觉得,自己各方面都远超常人,如果让自己去做互联网产品,以自己超乎常人的现金思维、逻辑判断以及匠心,那必然是做啥啥成。 Only pitifully, now the start fund of internet industry is quite high, he does not think that draw cash to play, is only thinking tricks others to pay a money to play to oneself, therefore had not been determined to resign to start an undertaking. 只可惜,现在互联网行业的启动资金比较高,他又不想自己拿钱出来玩,只想着忽悠别人出点钱给自己玩,所以一直没下定决心辞职去创业。 However, he felt like, this Li Mu with the contradiction of Wall Street, seems like an own opportunity. 不过,他隐隐觉得,这次李牧跟华尔街的矛盾,似乎是自己的一个机会。 In the classroom, more than 200 students felt especially tasteless. 课堂上,两百多名学生感觉到格外乏味。 How Lu permitted the vast teacher not to know, probably always absent-minded, a while was deep in a self- thought in the condition, therefore teaching said stammeringly, when did not have the past chatted that witticism to become bead, the incessant imposing manner. 卢允浩老师也不知道怎么了,好像总是失神,一会儿就陷入一种自我沉思的状态之中,所以讲课讲的磕磕巴巴,也没了往日侃大山时那种妙语成珠、滔滔不绝的气势。 When everyone is drowsy, Lu Yunhao cell phone vibrated in the pocket suddenly. 就在大家都昏昏欲睡的时候,卢允浩的手机忽然在兜里震动了起来。 Must with usually, him not dare to answer the telephone when the classroom, because south English training has the explicit teacher behavior to stipulate, refuses to attend class telephones indirectly. 要跟平时,他是不敢在课堂上接电话的,因为南方英语培训有明确的教师行为规定,严禁上课时间接打电话。 However, what he for fear that looks for himself being relates one of the many capital, therefore hastily pulls out the cell phone, looked at one quietly. 不过,他生怕找自己的是自己联系的多家资本之一,所以急忙掏出手机,悄悄看了一眼。 Strange number. 陌生号。 Good. 太好了。 He most does not like receiving now, has the telephone of name, person who that proof telephones, is person who know. 他现在最不喜欢接到的,就是有名字的电话,那证明打电话来的人,是自己认识的人。 But he, does not know what Venture Capital. 而他,根本不认识什么风投 Therefore student of his hastily to classroom said: Was sorry that my a little urgent matter, must answer a telephone.” 于是他急忙对课堂上的学生说:“诸位抱歉啊,我有点急事,要接个电话。” Then, the under foot starting to walk step, then walked fast. 说完,脚下迈开步子,便快速走了出去。 After going out, Lu Yunhao connects the call impatiently, asks then: Hello, your which?” 出去之后,卢允浩迫不及待的接通电话,一开口便问:“你好,你哪位?” Hello, is Mr. Lu Yunhao Lu?” “你好,请问是卢允浩卢先生吗?” Right, is I, are you which?” Lu permits Hao to discover the speed of own heartbeat is a little fast. “对,是我,你是哪位?”卢允浩发现自己心跳的速度有点快。 The opposite party said: Hello Mr. Lu, introduced oneself, I called Fang Ping, was the vice-president in International Data Group capital Greater China region.” 对方说:“你好卢先生,自我介绍一下,我叫方平,是idg资本大中华区的副总裁。” Damn it......” Lu Yunhao exploded a swearing subconsciously! 卧槽……”卢允浩下意识的爆了一句粗口! Finally returned to the news!!! 终于回消息了!!! Immediately, he realized that oneself was offensively disrespectful, therefore hastily said: To...... sorry, I do not mean you, I am a little surprised......” 随即,他意识到自己唐突失礼了,于是急忙说道:“对……对不起,我不是说您,我是有点惊讶……” The opposite party said with a smile: Mr. Lu, you to we send the commercial prospectus the time, didn't expect will we reply you?” 对方笑道:“卢先生,你给我们发商业计划书的时候,难道没想到我们会回复您吗?” Lu permitted vast hastily saying: Of course not, I think certainly some people will reply, but didn't expect so will be quick.” 卢允浩急忙说:“当然不是,我想到了一定会有人回复,但没想到会这么快。” The opposite party said: Mr. Lu, is this, we read your commercial prospectus, to be honest, we are very interested, therefore wants to ask, you are interested in coming Shanghai, did we chat face to face?” 对方说:“卢先生,是这样,我们看了你的商业计划书,说实话,我们挺感兴趣的,所以想问问,你有没有兴趣来沪市,我们当面聊一聊?” Shanghai? A little does not have the issue, you said that.” 沪市?有点远不过没问题,你说吧,什么时候。” Lu permits the vast this time speaking voice somewhat to shiver. 卢允浩此时的说话声都有些颤抖。 The opposite party said: That naturally the quicker the better.” 对方说:“那自然是越快越好。” Lu permitted to say vast excited: That...... that my has a look at the airplane ticket, having a look at most morning several points to arrive at Shanghai.” 卢允浩激动不已的说:“那……那我这就看看机票,看看最早几点能到沪市。” The opposite party said with a smile: That may really be good, you book the airplane ticket to tell me the flight no., I arrange the driver and assistant go to the airport to meet you.” 对方笑道:“那可真是太好了,你订好机票告诉我航班号,我安排司机和助理去机场接你。” Lu permitted to say vast excitedly: Good good, my goes!” 卢允浩兴奋的说:“好的好的,我这就去!” Made the telephone call, Lu Yunhao was hard to take excitedly, in the brain is only thinking with matter that the investment started an undertaking, wild with joy, immediately then takes a step to walk out, left the school directly, drove own Passat to go to the airport. 挂了电话,卢允浩兴奋难耐,脑子里只想着拿投资创业的事情,狂喜之下,立刻便迈步往外走,直接离开学校,开着自己的帕萨特前往机场。 He has decided that directly earliest airplane that goes to the airport to buy to buy, the quickest speed rushes to Shanghai. 他已经打定主意,直接去机场买能买到的最早的飞机,最快速度赶到沪市 This to oneself, is a great opportunity, if successful, oneself can a level higher. 这对自己来说,是一个巨大的机遇,如果成功了,自己就能更上一层楼。 It is not right, on at least three buildings! 哦不对,至少上三层楼! Lu permits vast rushes to the airport fast the time, the schoolmates on class were scared. 卢允浩飞快赶往机场的时候,班上的同学都傻眼了。 Waits, without, when goes out to meet Teacher Lu of telephone, therefore there is schoolmate hastily to go to look, discovered that which outside also has the trace of Teacher Lu? 等来等去,没等到出去接电话的卢老师,于是有同学急忙出去找,发现外面哪还有卢老师的踪影? Everyone somewhat is immediately annoyed. 大家顿时有些恼火。 After all is the private training organization, the school that spends to register is God, the teacher puts the pigeon casually, who can receive? 毕竟是民办的培训机构,花钱报名的学院都是上帝,老师这么随随便便放鸽子,谁能受了? Therefore, several student representatives go to the school administration office immediately, directly reflected to person in charge of school. 于是,几个学生代表立刻去了教务处,直接向学校的负责人反映。 person in charge says the principal to the student, called General Manager to the outside, heard Lu Yunhao is attending class ran, immediately calls to interrogate the situation him. 负责人对学生自称校长,对外称总经理,一听说卢允浩上着课就跑了,立刻给他打电话质问情况。 Lu permits vast this time to drive, receives the call not to speak, the opposite party asked: Teacher Lu, during you attended class, which went?” 卢允浩此时正在开车,接到电话还没说话,对方就问:“卢老师,你上课期间去哪了?” Lu permitted Hao saying: My a little matter, must first leave the Yanjing 1-2 days.” 卢允浩说:“我有点事,得先离开燕京1-2。” Leaves Yanjing?” The principal said annoyedly: You must notify me at least! Even if did not notify me, must notify the student!” “离开燕京?”校长恼火的说:“你起码也要跟我打个招呼啊!就算不跟我打招呼,也得跟学生打招呼啊!” Lu permitted not to say vast patiently: Aiya, had the matter you and others I to come back to say again, ok? I am still driving, first hung!” 卢允浩不耐烦的说:“哎呀,有事你等我回来再说,好吧?我还在开车,先挂了!”
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