„You are optional, I did.” “你随意,我干了。” Li Mu does not like compelling the female student to drink, but drinks a liquor also to have nothing appropriately repugnantly to the girl, therefore spoke thoughtlessly, oneself raised one's wine cup to do. 李牧不喜欢逼女生喝酒,但对女孩子适当喝点酒也没什么反感,所以随口说了一句,自己一口把酒干了。 Zhao Ziqiu shows a faint smile, raises head also to raise one's wine cup to drink up. 赵子秋微微一笑,仰头也把酒喝光。 „Cool, is bad for the stomach carefully.” The reminder of Li Mu good intentions. “凉,小心伤胃。”李牧善意的提醒。 looks at Li Mu that Zhao Ziqiu has a relish, asked back: „How aren't yourself careful?” 赵子秋饶有兴致的看着李牧,反问:“你自己怎么不小心？” Li Mu gives a calm smile: „I male.” 李牧淡然一笑:“我是男的。” Zhao Ziqiu curls the lip saying: „Male? Drinks the cool matter unable the equality of the sexes?” 赵子秋撇嘴道:“男的怎么了？喝凉的这种事难道还不能男女平等？” Li Mu sees Zhao Ziqiu to flip the supercilious look, thought that this big long leg beautiful woman also a little personality, then said in a low voice: „I think of you, the man may not have ‚good friend’.” 李牧见赵子秋翻了翻白眼,觉得这大长腿美女还有点性格,便低声说:“我是为你着想,男人可没有‘好朋友’。” Li Mu's past life has a girlfriend, usually likes eating various types coolly, the popsicle and ice cream from unceasingly, go out to dine a drink to in the winter ice, but the price is also very big, comes time always sore suffering extreme distress of legal holiday, but has hurt several days, the rigidity does not change as before. 李牧上辈子有个女朋友,平时就爱吃各种凉的,雪糕、冰淇淋从不断,冬天出去吃饭点饮料都要冰的,不过代价也很大,来例假的时候总是疼的死去活来,但疼过那几天,就依旧死性不改。 Also is Li Mu knows at that time, the woman physiology period cannot eat the cool thing, to have the cool drink is the basic common knowledge . Moreover, for does not aggravate the painful menstruation the degree, even other times must little bump as far as possible coolly. 也是在那个时候李牧才知道,女人生理期不能吃凉东西、喝凉饮料是基本常识,而且,为了不加重痛经的程度,即便是其他时候也要尽量少碰凉的。 Zhao Ziqiu heard Li Mu saying that ‚good friend’ three characters, immediately becomes somewhat awkward, the girl had many types to the name of legal holiday, the legal holiday, the big maternal aunt, good friend wait/etc, therefore she naturally knew the meaning in Li Mu words, although knows that the opposite party was the good intention, but a male student mentioned ‚good friend’ with oneself, made her some not adapt. 赵子秋一听到李牧说‘好朋友’三个字,立刻就变得有些尴尬,女孩子对例假的称呼有很多种,例假、大姨妈、好朋友等等,所以她自然知道李牧话里的意思,虽说知道对方是好意,但一个男生跟自己提及‘好朋友’,还是让她有些不适应。 Nearby Li Ya has not only heard former half a word that two people chatted, only muddleheaded heard Li Mu saying that anything did not have the good friend, some drunk dizzy he in line with the face, took over immediately the Li Mu's neck, said loudly: „Li Mu, how you can say oneself do not have the good friend! My Li Ya is only your good friend! Our 606th Dorm other four brothers, although everyone just knew, but later must live after all together for four years, therefore everyone is your good friend!” 一旁的李亚唯没听到两人聊的前半句,只稀里糊涂的听到李牧说什么没有好朋友,喝的有些晕乎的他当即本着脸,一把揽住李牧的脖子,大声说道:“李牧,你怎么能说自己没有好朋友呢！我李亚唯就是你的好朋友！还有咱们606寝的其他四个弟兄,虽然大家刚认识,但以后毕竟要一起生活四年,所以大家都是你的好朋友！” Li Mu felt on own face full is the heavy line, Zhao Ziqiu is also doubling with laughter that smiles, the goddess covers mouth smiles tenderly, causes to sleep together other person of mind to ripple, looked crazily. 李牧感觉自己脸上已经满是黑线,赵子秋也是笑的前仰后合,女神捂嘴娇笑,引得同寝其他人心神荡漾,纷纷看得痴了。 Everyone is closely examining Zhao Ziqiu to smile anything, the circulation moment of Zhao Ziqiu look on Li Mu, then said: „Li Mu spoke a joke to me a moment ago secretly......” 大家都在追问赵子秋到底在笑什么,赵子秋眼神在李牧身上流转片刻,便说:“刚才李牧偷偷给我讲了个笑话……” The 606th Dorm five people look to Li Mu, the look fill to envy, the Li Mu looks at words are not many, pull up the younger sister skill simply bursting, how without seeing him to speak, bright red the elegant face that Zhao Ziqiu of goddess level provoked. 606寝五人看向李牧,眼神充满羡慕,李牧看着话不多,撩妹技能简直爆棚啊,都没见他怎么说话,就把女神级的赵子秋撩拨的俏脸嫣红。 Several other female students then instigated were saying: „Li Mu, you spoke what joke to Ziqiu, said that listens to us!” 其他几个女生便怂恿着说:“李牧,你给子秋说了什么笑话,也说给我们听听吧！” Li Mu looked at Zhao Ziqiu one, although in the look has not blamed, but Zhao Ziqiu is afraid spits the tongue secretly. 李牧看了赵子秋一眼,虽说眼神里也没有责怪,但赵子秋还是心虚的偷偷吐了吐舌头。 Li Mu is helpless, then shows a faint smile to the people, in the brain hunts down the innumerable pieces immediately, selects one, said to several people: 李牧无奈,便对众人微微一笑,脑子里顿时搜捕出无数段子,选出一个来,对几人说道: „ A youth asked Buddhist Monk in temple: Grandmaster, I have the goal to have the opinion to have the desire to do better, has the talent honestly honestly, why couldn't find the object to the present? “一个青年问寺院里的禅师:大师,我有目标有主见有上进心,诚实正直有才华,为什么到现在都找不到对象？ After Buddhist Monk hear, did not say a word, leading him to arrive in the courtyard, in the institute several plum blossom trees are revealing silently fragrantly. 禅师听后,一言不发,带他来到院子里,院中几棵梅花树正默默地吐露着芬芳。 The youth looked, was very inspired, said with emotion: The plum blossom fragrance comes... the Grandmaster from the bitter cold! You want to tell me, so long as can result in unceasingly diligently recompenses to hope? The Grandmaster shakes the head: Before the plum,( did not have money) you special to say. ” 青年看后很受启发,感动的说:梅花香自苦寒来…大师！您是想告诉我只要不断努力就能得偿所愿吗？大师摇了摇头:梅前(没钱)你特么说个屁。” A Li Mu's joke exit|to speak, on the dining table other 11 people have ten look at each other in dismay, only has Zhao Ziqiu to smile to make noise all of a sudden: „Haha, before the plum,... where has such bad Buddhist Monk!” 李牧的笑话一出口,饭桌上其他十一个人有十个面面相觑,唯有赵子秋一下子笑出声来:“哈哈,梅前…哪有这么坏的禅师！” Several other people of surprise, Han Xiaoxiao cannot bear ask very much: „Is Ziqiu, how I have not understood is? Last does have the relations with front?” 其他几人都很诧异,韩潇潇忍不住问道:“子秋,是我没听懂还是怎么的？最后一句和前面有关系吗？” Zhao Ziqiu giggle happy long time, after returning to normal the mood, as well as his others said to Han Xiaoxiao: „In front of the plum blossom that Mei before, without money is the harmonics.” 赵子秋咯咯乐了半晌,平复了心情之后,对韩潇潇以及其他人说:“是梅花前面那个梅前,和没钱是谐音。” Zhao Ziqiu this saying, the people suddenly realize, think that can be Buddhist Monk comes the encouraging story with the philosophy, didn't expect original Buddhist Monk is so unexpectedly far-fetched, in the brain Lenovo | mental association, nods again immediately with a smile. 赵子秋这话一出,众人才恍然大悟,原本以为会是一个禅师用哲学来励志的故事,没想到原来禅师竟然这么不靠谱,脑子里重新联想一下,顿时也都笑着点头。 Li Mu shake the head actually, said: „It seems like this joke is not quite suitable to account orally.” 李牧自己倒是摇摇头,道:“看来这个笑话还是不太适合口述。” Zhao Ziqiu shows a faint smile: „Does not blame you, is they have not mainly responded, I feel good actually.” 赵子秋微微一笑:“不怪你,主要是他们都没反应过来,我倒是觉得挺好的。” Meeting of the teenage boys and girls to evening's 9 o'clock, 606th Dorm several male students drank hi, but also shouts to consider KTV to sing, but several girls in Yanjing female bedroom said that tomorrow morning must get up early, the Yanjing military training holds the camp ceremony to decide at 7 : 00 am. 少男少女们的聚会一直到了晚上九点钟,606寝的几个男生喝嗨了,还嚷嚷着想去KTV唱歌,不过燕大女寝的几个姑娘却说明早还要早起,燕大的军训开营仪式就定在明天早晨七点。 The 606th Dorm male student carries forward the style, sent six female students to downstairs the bedroom, Li Ya only and Han Xiaoxiao hug kiss said goodbye, the Li Ya only extremely disgusting tune said: „The darling wife, I can think your, in the evening sends the message to you.” 606寝的男生发扬风格,一路送六个女生到了寝室楼下,李亚唯和韩潇潇拥抱亲吻告别,李亚唯极度肉麻的腔调说:“宝贝媳妇儿,我会想你的,晚上给你发短信。” Han Xiaoxiao giggle said with a smile: „The being all right words make the bedroom phone call is also good, small advantage.” 韩潇潇咯咯笑道:“没事的话打寝室电话也行,便宜。” Other ten person looks at this pairs hug in the same place are being chatty, unavoidably is somewhat awkward, 606th Dorm eldest child Sun Jian with is quite as if congenial tonight, at this moment just and that girl who the short hair miss in Han Xiaoxiao bedroom chats exchanges the mobile number and QQ in the one side. 其他十个人看着这一对抱在一起腻歪着,不免有些尴尬,606寝的老大孙坚今晚似乎跟韩潇潇寝室的一个短发姑娘聊的比较投机,此刻正和那个女孩在一旁交换手机号与QQ号。 Hu Zhengdao chatted a miss, what is quite awkward, he does not have the cell phone, embarrassed wants the mobile number with others. 胡正道聊了一个姑娘,但是比较尴尬的是,他没有手机,也不好意思跟人家要手机号。 Only Li Mu and Liu Nian few speeches, Liu Nian has sat there is in a daze, can see some not too custom situation, is somewhat shy before several girls, but Li Mu has stood the low hair message in side, a Chen Wan round of information was asking that he makes anything today, Li Mu is reporting truthfully. 唯独李牧和刘念很少说话,刘念是一直坐在那里发呆,看得出还是有些不太习惯这种场合,在几个女孩子面前有些害羞,而李牧则一直在旁边站着低头发短信,陈婉发信息问他今天都做了些什么,李牧正在如实汇报。 „Li Mu, does the girlfriend make the rounds of guard posts?” Zhao Ziqiu sees Li Mu to lower the head to fiddle with the cell phone, then asked one curiously. “李牧,女朋友查岗呢？”赵子秋见李牧一直低头捣鼓手机,便好奇的问了一句。 Li Mu raised the head, replied freely spoken: „My elder sister, goes to school in Shanghai.” 李牧抬起头来,顺口答道:“我姐,在沪市上学。” Zhao Ziqiu nods gently, having several points to say frank: „Exchange mobile number, later has any good joke to issue me, making me happy.” 赵子秋轻轻点了点头,带着几分爽朗的说:“交换个手机号吧,以后有什么好的笑话可以发给我,让我开心开心。” During the Zhao Ziqiu speeches, the looks at Li Mu's big eye glances the circulation, in the Li Mu heart the surprise, was Zhao Ziqiu difficult to be inadequate has a liking for itself? Probably is not quite reasonable, although oneself also grow calculates the doing right by audience, but the Zhao Ziqiu this long legs and big chest goddess, has seen the graceful male should have numerous number, oneself estimated that the middle and upper level can't stand in line continually? 赵子秋说话间,看着李牧的大眼睛眼波流转,李牧心中诧异,赵子秋难不成是看上自己了？好像也不太合理,虽说自己长得也算对得起观众,但赵子秋这种长腿大胸的女神,见过的帅男应该多不胜数,自己估计连中上等都排不上吧？ However Li Mu although at heart surprise, but is very refreshed exchanged the cell phone number with Zhao Ziqiu. 不过李牧虽然心里诧异,但还是很爽快的跟赵子秋交换了手机号码。 When Li Ya only and Han Xiaoxiao enough, the 606th Dorm six people started the round trip to walk chatty, looks at Li Mu that on the road, Sun Jian envies very much said: „Li Mu, that Zhao Ziqiu is probably interesting about you!” 等李亚唯和韩潇潇腻歪够了,606寝的六人开始往回走,路上,孙坚很是羡慕的看着李牧说:“李牧,那个赵子秋好像对你有意思！” Xue Jianfeng pulls out the smoke, handed over one to Sun Jian and Li Mu respectively, said: „I also thought that she is interested in Li Mu, tonight is she has pursued Li Mu to chat.” 薛剑锋掏出烟来,给孙坚和李牧分别递了一支,道:“我也觉得她对李牧感兴趣,今天晚上一直是她追着李牧聊天。” Li Ya only said with a smile: „Li Mu, or I turn head make my wife help you ask Zhao Ziqiu, if she is really interested in you, you make the best use of the time to pursue her, female student like Zhao Ziqiu, after the military training, does not know has many men the same as gather round her with the fly!” 李亚唯笑道:“李牧,要不我回头让我媳妇儿帮你问问赵子秋,如果她真对你感兴趣,你就抓紧时间追求她,像赵子秋这样的女生,军训之后不知道得有多少男人跟苍蝇一样围着她！” When freshman admittance, senior(s) of other higher grades have not taught a course, military training time everyone wears the green military uniform, to wear the green army cap, the attractive beautiful woman must get several points of discount, once the military training ended, the first-year university student female student who breaks out of the fetter will double the appearance to make up for itself generally, at that time in the school will present massive appearance attractive first-year university student freshman to fight colorfully, senior(s) same will also come in swarms with hungry many years wild dogs. 新生入学时,其他高年级的学长都还没有开课,军训的时候大家都穿着绿军装、戴着绿军帽,再漂亮的美女也要打上几分折扣,一旦军训结束,摆脱束缚的大一女生一般都会加倍打扮来弥补自己,那时候学校里就会出现大量打扮漂亮的大一新生争相斗艳,学长们也会跟饿了多少年的野狗一样蜂拥而至。 Generally, the first-year university student male student will compare to suffer a loss, because they just entered a school, but also without with enough time familiar new roommate, new school and new environment, cannot attend to launches the attack with the beautiful woman, when they responded the time, miss had been helped senior(s) harvest several by above second-year that rounds, therefore they can only wait eagerly, after waiting to become senior(s) next year, will go to first-year university student freshman to snatch the miss again, therefore also formed a vicious circle. 一般情况下,大一的男生会比较吃亏,因为他们刚入学,还没来得及熟悉新室友、新学校、新环境,也就更顾不上对同届美女展开进攻,等他们反应过来的时候,身边的姑娘已经被大二以上的那帮学长收割好几轮了,于是他们只能憋着一股劲,等来年自己成了学长之后,再去大一新生里抢姑娘,于是也就形成了一个恶性循环。 Li Ya only gives Li Mu's to suggest, bases on such university convention to give, to Zhao Ziqiu such goddess level beautiful woman, wants who strikes the first blow has the advantage, slightly one hesitant possibly can by others truncation reckless. 李亚唯给李牧的建议,就是基于这样的高校惯例给出的,对赵子秋这样的女神级美女,一定要先下手为强,稍一犹豫可能就会被别人截胡。 Li Mu asked with a smile: „She told me at this dinner party several words, did this represent her to be interested in me?” 李牧笑着问道:“她只是在这个饭局上跟我多说了几句话,这就代表她对我感兴趣了？” Li Ya only asked: „Hasn't this been able to represent?” 李亚唯问:“这还不能代表吗？” Helpless Li Mu shakes the head: „Excuse me, met and said for the first time much several words, what cannot be regarded, can we unrequited love?” 李牧无奈摇头:“拜托,第一次见面、多说了几句话而已,什么都算不得,咱们能不能别这么自作多情？” Xue Jianfeng instigates saying: „Aiya, you give a try, the non- achievement considers as finished has not lost, must really become, can be in love with such a best quality goods beautiful woman, the university four years basically not regretted!” 薛剑锋怂恿道:“哎呀,你试试看嘛,不成就算了也没损失,要真成了,能跟这么一个极品美女谈恋爱,大学四年就基本无憾了啊！” Li Mu unexpected beckoning with the hand: „But I have not wanted to be in love temporarily, later said.” 李牧出人意料的摆摆手:“可我暂时还没想谈恋爱啊,以后再说吧。” „Fuck!” Li Ya only surprised asking: „On university does not want to be in love, do you want to do?” “我艹！”李亚唯惊讶的问:“上大学不想谈恋爱,你想干什么？” Li Mu along with tastes: „To do were too many, takes your time.” 李牧随口道:“想干的太多了,慢慢来吧。” „Fuck!” “靠！” didn't expect, Li Mu from the frank talk of bottom of one's heart, is actually the middle finger that other five people that trades extend, in their opinion, even if Zhao Ziqiu has the slight favorable impression to Li Mu, Li Mu will still its hold and go all out to pursue is, so the non- achievement, simply is careless and wasteful use of nature's products. 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