At once, a clear(ly) became aware the heart of some flood on cat: This goods, isn't he that meaning?!! 旋即,一份明悟泛上某猫的心头:这货,他不会是那个意思吧？！！ „I am a cat yeah, at least seems like this! The cat that sees has eaten the steamed bun?” Er Huo (fool) wants to pat this steamed bun to the face of Ye Xiao comes up. “我可是一只猫哎,至少看起来是这样的！你丫的见过吃馒头的猫吗？”二货非常想把这盘馒头拍到叶笑的脸上去。 in the end who is Er Huo (fool)? 到底谁才是二货？ Unexpectedly eats the steamed bun to the cat that was just born...... 居然给一只刚出生的猫吃馒头…… This also only has purest Er Huo (fool) to do. 这也唯有最纯粹的二货才能干得出来。 „Er Huo (fool)!” Ye Xiao said. “二货！”叶笑说道。 Er Huo (fool) droops the ear to ignore, uses temporarily as has not heard. 二货耷拉着耳朵不理不睬,权当没听到。 „Er Huo (fool)!” Ye Xiao called again. “二货！”叶笑再次叫。 Still pays no attention. 依然不理。 Ye Xiao seemed became addicted 50% called continuously. 叶笑好似上瘾了一半的连续叫了下去。 „Er Huo (fool)!” „Er Huo (fool)!” „Er Huo (fool)!”...... “二货！”“二货！”“二货！”…… This is your master I to the name that you give, you dare not to comply, I have said. 这是你主人我给你取的名字,你敢不答应,我就一直叫下去。 Till you comply. 直到你答应为止。 Looked that who is stubborn has resulted in who?! 看谁犟得过谁？！ Waits for Ye Xiao to call 79 times finally, Er Huo (fool) gains ground finally, 12,000 is worn out, total involvement be forced „meow” one. It was looks, if oneself did not comply, this fellow can anything not say to oneself that such called the name to call in ancient times! 等叶笑终于叫到79声的时候,二货终于抬起头,12000分有气无力、全身心迫于无奈地“喵”了一声。它算是看出来了,自己要是不答应,这家伙能什么都不跟自己说,就这么叫名字一直叫到地老天荒！ This Sir has feared you...... A your this muscle! 罢了,本大人怕了你了……你这个一根筋！ „Er Huo (fool)!” Ye Xiao called again. “二货！”叶笑再次叫。 „Meow.” Er Huo (fool) dejected hurries to comply. “喵。”二货垂头丧气的赶紧答应。 The masters, you do not call, even if you do not dislike bothersomely, I collapsed...... 爷,您可别叫下去了,就算您不嫌烦,我都崩溃了…… „Er Huo (fool), is hungry? Eats the steamed bun, don't you eat the steamed bun? Is because is not hungry, does not eat the steamed bun!” Ye Xiao asked. “二货,饿不饿？吃不吃馒头,你不吃馒头？是因为不饿,还是就不吃馒头！”叶笑问道。 „Meow......” “喵……” „You meow are not only good, your in the end is eats or does not eat, you must talk clearly are good, how you do not talk clearly me to know that your in the end is eats or does not eat, you only then have talked clearly, I know that your in the end is eats or does not eat......” “你光喵不行啊,你到底是吃还是不吃,你要说清楚才行,你不说清楚我怎么知道你到底是吃还是不吃呢,你只有说清楚了,我才知道你到底是吃还是不吃……” I meow depend, how his can be so wordy, do you also dare to be wordy, I endure! 我喵靠,这丫的怎么能这么啰嗦呢,你还敢不敢再啰嗦一点,我忍！ „Meow, meow!” “喵,喵！” „Um, I know that you do not eat the steamed bun, do you eat the beef?” “嗯,我知道,你不吃馒头,那你吃牛肉？” „Meow?!” “喵？！” „Eats the mutton?” “吃羊肉？” „Meow?!” “喵？！” „Eats the pork?” “吃猪肉？” „Meow......” Er Huo (fool) thorough was speechless. “喵……”二货彻底的无语了。 I wanted insanely, wanted insanely, why I can spread on such a master. 我要疯了,就要疯了,我为什么会摊上这么一个主人。 The God, you enlarge ones vision, lower the becoming extinct tribulation to be struck by lightning dead together this bastard! 老天爷,你开开眼,降下一道绝灭劫雷劈死这个混蛋吧！ Ye Xiao still full of enthusiasm has asked: „Or, eats horse Rou?” 叶笑兀自兴致勃勃的一直问了下去:“要不,吃马肉？” „Meow ~~~~” Er Huo (fool) covered the face with two claw, being in deep sorrow turned the belly. A small belly drum drum \; Really does not know that said any was good. “喵~~~~”二货用两只爪子捂住脸,痛不欲生的翻了肚皮。小肚皮一鼓一鼓\;实在是不知道说啥好了。 Your except for the meat...... Also can say other? Can the wooden energy?! 你丫的除了肉……还能说点别的么？能木能？！ „Eats the donkey meat?” Ye Xiao full of enthusiasm asking. “吃驴肉？”叶笑兴致勃勃的问。 „Meow ~ ~” “喵~嗷~” „I depend, your this fellow so is difficult to serve, this does not eat that not to eat, what your does in the end eat? Cannibalizes the flesh?” Ye Xiao seemingly grasps crazy asking. “我靠,你这家伙怎地这么难伺候,这也不吃那也不吃,你到底吃什么？吃人肉吗？”叶笑貌似抓狂的问道。 Er Huo (fool) cannot endure finally, sudden one rumble the person stands, cat eye user-friendly, full is despises is staring at Ye Xiao, tender saying: „Idiot! I eat the fish! Eats the fish!” 二货终于忍受不住,突然一咕噜人立而起,猫眼很人性化、满是鄙夷地盯着叶笑,嫩嫩的说道:“白痴！我吃鱼！吃鱼肉！” Ye Xiao was a palm of the hand has patted at once: „Your he will speak early did not say? Meow, meow anything meow! Plays the individuality with me?!” 叶笑旋即就是一巴掌拍了过去:“你他么的会说话却不早说？喵,喵什么喵！跟我玩个性呢？！” Er Huo (fool) is unexpected, was fallen by a palm of the hand racket to the ground directly, mumbling hit several get lost \; However the moment, at once wool from top to bottom has exploded. 二货猝不及防,直接就被一巴掌拍倒在地,叽里咕噜的打了好几个滚\;楞然片刻,旋即浑身上下的毛都炸了起来。 „Meow ~~~” the Er Huo (fool) anger wicked lives to the balls from the heart, the angry wool soars to the heavens! “喵嗷~~~”二货怒从心头起恶向胆边生,怒毛冲天！ Your dares the book of stele rubbings Sir unexpectedly. 你丫的竟然敢打本大人。 When outbreak, actually sees Ye Xiao is a palm of the hand pats: „Meow what? Hits you also to refuse to accept? Also dares to grin with me? Isn't the normal speech good? Wants meow...... Who can understand you meow? Believes the father to change name to Cat Poop you!” 正待发作之际,却见叶笑又是一巴掌拍过来:“喵嗷什么？打你还不服？还敢跟我龇牙了是不是？正常说话不行啊？非要喵嗷……谁能听得懂你喵嗷？信不信老子把你改名成猫屎！” Sir Er Huo (fool) hearing this is the violent anger, directly jumps, two small claw brandish, performs obviously is filled with righteous indignation the indignation \; In the mouth from is also excited meow meow kyoodles \; But, had been seized the superficial knowledge after brain by Ye Xiao, entire has clutched. 二货大人闻言更是暴怒至极,直接跳将起来,两只小爪子一阵挥舞,尽显义愤填膺之气愤\;口中也自激动得喵喵乱叫\;但,紧接着就被叶笑一把揪住了脑后的皮毛,整个揪了起来。 Thereupon, some meow turns into had pulled out to empty the gunnysack to be ordinary in an instant, hanging of being exhausted in airborne, four claw hang, the live image committed a crime in the prisoner of waiting trial. 于是乎,某喵刹那间就变成了一只被掏空了的麻袋一般,软塌塌的吊在空中,四只爪子都垂下来,活像是犯了罪在等待审判的囚犯。 vital point place that on this kitty most is unable to revolt against, once were held that together superficial knowledge of scruff, that is the huge skill, cannot cause. 这处正是猫咪身上最无法反抗的要害地方,一旦被人抓住了后颈的那一块皮毛,那就是天大本事,也是使不出来的。 Er Huo (fool) was carried by Ye Xiao, making threatening gestures that will manifest immediately soon suddenly transformed the neat / Chuchu pitiful and little intent to sell to sprout, is lowering the small head, two were actually upward turned, wants to look at the face of Ye Xiao, expresses the wish of begging for mercy. 二货被叶笑拎将起来,顿时即将发作的张牙舞爪转变成了楚楚可怜、小意卖萌,低着小脑袋,两眼却是一个劲的往上翻,想要看叶笑的脸,表达出求饶的意愿。 This Sir really was really too negligent...... 本大人真真是太大意了…… Ye Xiao carries Er Huo (fool) in the hand sways, a finger, one by one selects on the Er Huo (fool) wet exquisite tip of the nose: „Also meow? Said that you did take? Did you take? Unexpectedly dares with throwing a tantrum that the master makes threatening gestures! You bold you! Said that wants to change name to call Cat Poop?!” 叶笑将二货拎在手里晃来晃去,一根手指头,一下又一下点在二货湿漉漉的小巧鼻头上:“还喵不喵了？说,你服了没？你服了没？居然敢跟主人张牙舞爪的闹脾气！你大胆了你！说,是不是想改名叫猫屎了？！” The Er Huo (fool) four limbs sagging, the head is also drooping, was carried vital point, not only the least bit cannot struggle, simply is pitiful moves cannot move, probably is the salt fish that air dried to hang...... 二货四肢下垂,脑袋也耷拉着,被拎住了要害,非但半点挣扎不得,干脆就是可怜兮兮的一动也不能动,就好像是一条被晾干了挂起来的咸鱼…… Well...... Thinks of the salt fish \; 咦……想到咸鱼\; Er Huo (fool) such was carried suddenly is also being the saliva clatter clatter flowing. 二货突然间就这么被拎着也是口水嗒嗒的流了出来。 „Meow meow...... I must eat the fish...... I eat the fish......” “喵喵……我要吃鱼……我就吃鱼肉……” In the Er Huo (fool) heart this occasion has had tears streaming down the face. 二货心中此际已经是泪流满面。 „Said that took?” Ye Xiao asked. “说,服了没？”叶笑问道。 „Meow ~~” some cat is piteous. “喵~~”某猫可怜兮兮。 „Took? Refuses to accept?” “服了？还是不服？” „Meow......” “喵……” Under the powerful of General Ye despotic power intimidates in this way, Er Huo (fool) has signed the treaty signed under coercion servilely. 在叶大帅如斯淫威的强势威逼之下,二货卑躬屈膝的签订了城下之盟。 For example, must be obedient, for example, must obey the master \; For example, nobody time does not open mouth the speech, can speak with the thought that but, does not certainly permit meow! 比如,一定要听话,比如,一定要服从主人\;比如,没人的时候就算不张嘴说话,也可以用意念说话,但,一定不准喵！ Instead, some people time wants meow! Cannot speak! 反而,有人的时候则一定要喵！不能说话！ So forth certain provisions, many are not equal jumps...... 还有诸如此类若干条款,诸多不平等跳跃…… Ye Xiao will remain suitably chases hard-pressed enemy bravely, follows up a victory with hot pursuit, condition that all can think, signs into the treaty completely. 叶笑宜将剩勇追穷寇,乘胜追击,将所有能够想到的条件,全部都签订成为条约。 To afterward, including ‚had delicious first gives the master to eat! Had amusingly first gives master to play......’ this to be unthinkable, condition that cannot amount to something completely, forces Er Huo (fool) to lower the head to comply...... 到后来,连‘有了好吃的先给主人吃！有了好玩的先给主人玩……’这等匪夷所思,完全上不了台面的条件,也都强迫二货低头答应…… Was put after by Ye Xiao, Er Huo (fool) is a listless condition, the group feigns death on the ground. 以至于被叶笑放下来之后,二货还是一副没精打采的状态,团在地上装死。 I regretted meow...... 我后悔了呜喵…… Will some people so treat unexpectedly the adorable Sir?! 竟然有人会如此对待可爱的本大人？！ This fellow was really too hateful meow...... 这家伙实在是太可恶了呜喵…… Ye Xiao sees the kid who feigns death also to think little but actually, hugging will stroke in the hand at fingertips, no matter how teases, Er Huo (fool) does not catch the eye does not open the eyes, snort|hum, I who you offend am so fierce, I do not notice you! 叶笑见装死的这小家伙倒也不以为意,信手将之抱在手里抚摸,不管怎么逗弄,二货就是头不抬眼不睁,哼,你得罪的我这么厉害,我才不要睬你！ This meow also has the dignity meow! 本喵也是有尊严的喵！ It two atheistic shrinking in the Ye Xiao bosom, a snow white claw some unconsciousness is managing own that several beards \; It looks like listless motionless, in the heart is actually thinking: What thing should use, with what method, recaptures own sovereignty? 它两眼无神的缩在叶笑怀里,一只雪白的爪子有些无意识的理着自己的那几根胡子\;看起来病恹恹的一动不动,心中却在想:应该用什么东西,用什么手段,来夺回属于自己的主权？ Has the wood to have the possibility? 有木有可能？ Has the wood to be hopeful? 有木有希望？ Meow...... Worried the idle capital meow...... 喵……愁死本喵了……