RITF :: Volume #8

#750: fool! 【First!】


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Um...... 嗯…… Ye Xiao detected fiercely, the tooth of this kid, although just braved, but does not sprout, moreover was said very much sharply! 叶笑猛地发觉,这小家伙的牙齿,虽然刚刚才冒出来,但是一点都不萌,而且还很是尖利的说! That sharp cold brightness has been able to explain too many issues! 那一点犀利的寒光已经可以说明太多问题! It seems like some cat current has the spot unexpectedly incessantly claw of lethality, that tooth, seemingly also very much a little said! 看来某猫当前具有杀伤力的部位竟不止爪子而已,那口牙,貌似也很有点说道! What's wrong, hadn't you agreed? Is unsatisfied?” Ye Xiao asked something already known. “怎么,你还不同意?不满意?”叶笑明知故问。 „......” Cat Sir indignant angrily looks at this not good master: Changes your you to agree? Satisfaction? I satisfy the excrement group! “……”猫大人愤愤然的看着这位无良的主人:换你你会同意?满意?我满意个粪团! This is not good, that is not good, you so are how difficult to serve......” Ye Xiao to frown: You clearly can understand the words that I spoke, actually does not open the mouth to respond, in this, has certainly the trick! Said that you do have the trick?!” “这个也不行,那个也不行,你怎地这么难伺候呢……”叶笑皱着眉头:“你分明听得懂我说的话,却偏偏死活不开口回应,这里面,一定有猫腻!说,你是不是有猫腻?!” Cat Sir this occasion was angry very much, knows that at present this fellow is playing with himself radically, simply is simply excessive, grasps own tail with the claw, the opens mouth bites. 猫大人此际已经很生气了,知道眼前这家伙根本就是在玩弄自己,索性干脆偏过头去,用爪子抓过来自己的尾巴,张口咬。 I... I paid no attention to the weary fellow of this speaking one's mind. 我…我不理这个自说自话的惫懒家伙了。 Or called the dog deng!” Asked. “要不叫狗屎吧!”问。 Meow!” It is not good! “喵嗷!”不行! Don't you dare with the excrement, has the excrement, to, dared?! 你敢不敢不跟粪啊,屎啊,对上了,敢不敢?! „, That makes you again imposing, called dragon urine, how?” Asked. “罢了,那就让你再威风一点,叫‘龙尿’,如何?”问。 Mia ~~~~~~~ got angry! “Mia~~~~~~~”发怒了! I depend, after excrement and excrement, held up a baby so it can urinate to pull, do you dare to be dirty?! 我靠,粪、屎之后,又把尿扯进来了,你敢不敢再龌龊一点?! The cat Sir stretched out the sound, the wild with rage protest, has grasped the arm of Ye Xiao with a claw directly, grasps crazily maliciously opens mouth to bite, fierce extreme. 猫大人拉长了声音,狂怒的抗议,直接用一只爪子将叶笑的胳膊抓了过来,抓狂的狠狠的一张嘴就要咬下去,狰狞万状。 I depend, if you dare to nip, you henceforth called to decide the dog deng!” Ye Xiao narrows the eyes to focus on the threat saying! “我靠,你要是敢咬,你从此叫定狗屎了!”叶笑眯着眼威胁道! The cat Sir hesitated immediately, in the heart has weighed, thought that dog deng name was too coarse \; Finally decides to push someone take on a difficult job, slowly lets loose the arm of Ye Xiao. The mouth that will have nipped lifts slowly, gains ground, neat / Chuchu pitiful to Ye Xiao meow a throat, on the meat pad with oneself claw gently has rubbed unexpectedly also rubbing in this. Apologized. 猫大人即时迟疑了一下,心中衡量一下,觉得狗屎这名字还是太难听了\;终于还是决定勉为其难,缓缓的放开叶笑的胳膊。将已经咬下去的嘴巴徐徐抬起,抬起头,楚楚可怜的冲着叶笑‘喵’了一嗓子,居然还用自己爪子上的肉垫在这一块轻轻揉了揉。以示赔罪。 The small head rubs in the Ye Xiao bosom, unexpectedly scatters, to sell to sprout tenderly. 小脑袋在叶笑的怀里蹭来蹭去,居然撒起娇、卖起萌来。 I do not call such coarse name, does not want do not drop...... You take to me well...... 我不要叫这么难听的名字嘛,不要不要不要滴……你给我取个好的嘛…… The cat Sir bright and intelligent small eyes are staring at Ye Xiao, in two full is meaning that flatters. 猫大人水汪汪的小眼睛盯着叶笑,两眼中满是讨好的意味。 Ye Xiao almost endures handsome smiles to make noise, a cat makes such user-friendly flattering expression suddenly, is really too...... Made one burst out laughing. 叶笑几乎忍俊不住的笑出声来,一只猫突然做出来这么人性化的讨好表情,实在是太……令人发噱了。 Then was just born, to the master so proud and lovable pet, indeed is very rare, particularly very two.” Ye Xiao serious saying: Taking this into consideration, I can determine that you are Er Huo (fool)! Therefore I decided that your name, was called Er Huo (fool)!” “这才不过刚刚出生,就对主人如此傲娇的宠物,的确是很少见,尤其是很二。”叶笑一本正经的说道:“有鉴于此,我可以确定,你就是一个二货!所以我决定,你的名字,就叫‘二货’了!” The cat Sir contorts one's face in agony, scurrying about expressed the protest, the big tail flung, neat / Chuchu pitiful selling sprouted, attentive thorough flattering, stopped at nothing flattered...... 猫大人呲牙咧嘴,上蹿下跳的表示抗议,大尾巴甩来甩去,楚楚可怜的卖萌,殷勤周到的讨好,无所不为的拍马屁…… But, Ye Xiao is cold the face, resolutely carried out itself to give the name very much the authority. 但,叶笑冷着脸,很坚决地执行了自己取名字的权力。 Called Er Huo (fool)! No longer changed!” The Ye Xiao threat said: „If not really glad, calling the dog deng to be also good, Er Huo (fool) and dog deng these two names, oneself chose one! Decision-making power in you!” “就叫‘二货’!不再更改了!”叶笑恐吓道:“若是实在不乐意,叫狗屎也行,二货和狗屎这两个名字,自己选一个吧!决定权在你自己!” The cat Sir protested continually. 猫大人持续抗议。 But, under the Ye Xiao despotic power wreaks havoc to insist, the protest is invalid. Only can two choose one, has not resulted in discusses! 但,在叶笑的淫威肆虐坚持之下,抗议无效。只能二选一,没得商量了! Long time long time, the cat Sir stared in a big way the eye, suffering from injustice angrily was the death that had no alternative is staring at Ye Xiao very much very much very much, then, in the throat exuded one brokenheartedly meow...... Finally thorough desperate, heavy has dangled the small head. 良久良久,猫大人瞪大了眼睛,很委屈很愤怒很是无可奈何的死盯着叶笑,然后,喉咙里发出一声心碎的‘喵’……终于彻底绝望,沉沉地垂下了小脑袋。 A strength did not have from top to bottom generally, listless bending down in the Ye Xiao bosom. 浑身上下一点力气也没有了一般,无精打采的伏在了叶笑怀里。 This is...... Accepted fate?! 这是……认命了?! One type has a bad husband feeling, raises spontaneously. 一种‘遇人不淑’的感觉,油然升起。 Is greatly smooth the Ye Xiao intention that the victor poses as, finally won a war, the first fight is successful, this witnesses the historical moment of initial victory, groaned has smiled two, at once starts to be interested in teasing to hang on oneself the proud and lovable kid...... 以胜利者自居的叶笑心怀大畅,终于打胜了一仗,初战成功,这可是见证阶段性胜利的历史时刻,哼哼地笑了两声,旋即又开始有兴趣逗弄逗弄挂在自己身上的这个傲娇小家伙…… But, Er Huo (fool)( coughs, henceforth called Er Huo (fool)) actually to lower the head, throughout was similar to barely alive general, regarding teasing of Ye Xiao, complete ignoring. 但,二货(咳,从此就叫二货了)却是垂着头,始终如同半死不活一般,对于叶笑的逗弄,完全的不理不睬。 Well good, your took such one to me disgustingly meow the name, I pay no attention to you! 好好好,你丫的给我取了这么一个恶心喵的名字,我才不理你呢! Can look, Er Huo (fool) is very suitable specially depressed, the least bit vigor did not have. 可以看得出来,二货很非常相当特别的沮丧,半点精气神都没有了。 Seemingly links two sharp sharp ears, dog same has drooped. 貌似连两个尖尖的耳朵,也哈皮狗一样耷拉了下去。 Ye Xiao works on its small claw to rub to pinch gently, comforts, but, Er Huo (fool) lacks savoir-faire the liveliness the whole body to be soft, was similar to the characterless sickness was ordinary, how you liked teasing, how to tease, was as you like happy that I was ignore you in any case...... 叶笑抓起它的一只小爪子轻轻揉捏,以示安慰,但,二货死样活气的浑身软绵绵,如同得了无骨症一般,你爱怎么逗弄,就怎么逗弄,随你高兴,反正我就是不睬你…… You pay no attention to me, I also pay no attention to you. 你不理我,我还不理你呢。 Won the first battle General Ye to hug a snow white kitty, the total involvement is passing a complacency, 初战告捷的叶大帅抱着一只雪白猫咪,全身心都透着一股洋洋得意, Some not good person felt at this moment that is very crisply very crisply is very crisp, crisply to the extreme. 某个无良之人此刻的感觉,那就是很爽很爽很爽,爽到了极点。 Even, compared with routed that time of 1.5 million soldiers and horses by 100,000 armies, but must come exciting, but must satisfy a craving, providing much food for thought that got a taste of blood. 甚至,比以100000大军大败1500000兵马的那时候,还要来得刺激,还要过瘾,更加的回味无穷,食髓知味。 Primal Chaos First Spirit? 混沌第一灵 Ahem, how the resounding reputation, in your master in front of me, you are Er Huo (fool)! 哼哼,再响亮的名头又如何,在你主人我面前,你就是二货 No matter what, Ye Xiao knows, this cat, is not absolutely simple. 不管怎么说,叶笑还是知道一点,这个小猫,绝对不简单。 Regardless of any, on the one hand, it simple not. 无论从任何一方面来说,它都简单不了。 Although looks like on this fellow absolutely does not have any energy now, with one beginning the cat son of mother's womb has not distinguished, but, Ye Xiao will be does not believe the condition that absolutely this fellow displays now will be its real condition...... 虽然现在看起来这家伙身上完全没有任何能量,跟一只初出娘胎的小猫崽没有分别,但,叶笑是绝对不会相信这家伙现在表现出来的状态就是其真实状态的…… The current degree, is not enough to constitute the appraisal basis completely 目前的这点程度,完全不足以构成评估依据 Is the young living time. After all was just born...... 或者是幼生期。毕竟刚出生…… I raise well, cultivation well, definitely one day can display to affect Ye Xiao to believe in firmly to this point! 我好好养,好好的栽培,肯定有一天能够发挥作用叶笑对这一点深信不疑! After is so-called Primal Chaos First Spirit, is so resounding, reputation that such chokes, should not be too simple! 毕竟是所谓的混沌第一灵,这么响亮,这么呛的名头,怎么也不该太简单吧! Has to be battered to death the Dao Origin Stage powerhouse outer covering, is only the hatching needs the magnanimous spiritual energy kitty, really useless? 一只拥有砸死道元境强者外壳、还只是孵化就需要海量灵气的猫咪,又怎么会真的没用呢? Once grew up...... Perhaps is really worthy of the reputation Primal Chaos First Spirit...... 一旦长大了……或许真的是名副其实的混沌第一灵…… Cannot that also know? 那也未可知呢? However, since had decided must raise this kid, moreover must cultivate well, then the key point, must understand! 但是,既然决定了要养着这小家伙,而且还是要好好栽培,那么有一个重点,就一定要了解! Supports the first essential factor of pet, adds the full belly! 养活宠物的第一要素,添饱肚子! Specifically well what feeds? 只是,具体喂点什么好呢? This, but also is really an issue! 这个,还真是一个问题! A Ye Xiao eyeball revolution, there is a wicked scheme idea to be careful. 叶笑眼珠一转,又有鬼主意计上心来。 Comes the person!” “来人!” After long time. 半晌后。 Palm of the hand big Er Huo (fool) looks at front fluffy snow white becoming known steamed bun, on the cat face very clear appears several heavy lines! 巴掌大的二货看着面前一盘蓬松雪白的大白馒头,猫脸上很清晰的显现出来几道黑线! This what situation? 这什么情况? Some cat gains ground, looks at Ye Xiao speechless, the look completely quite. 某猫抬起头,看着叶笑,眼神尽是相当的无语。 Some cat snow white \; Steamed bun, snow white, now two snow white gather in the same place, is a first difference, a some cat might as well steamed bun is seemingly big, an idle talk tray pile Old tall Mantou...... 某猫是雪白的\;馒头,也是雪白的,如今两个雪白凑到在一起,个头是头一个区别,某猫貌似还不如一个馒头大,更遑论一盘子堆得老高的馒头山…… Um, another difference, the cat body has the snow white wool \; On steamed bun only then snow white skin. 嗯,还有另一个区别,猫身上有雪白的毛\;馒头身上只有雪白的皮。 But, puts the same place with these steamed buns me, what meaning calculates?! 但,把我跟这些馒头放一起,算个什么意思呢?! Whom compares to be whiter? 比一比谁更白么?
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