PI :: Volume #7

#653: Wise men and idiots


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Bang!” “砰!” Has repaired front doors the 37 times, achieved 38 th rotting instantaneously, an alligator that stood erect to walk flushed, directly soared the food bank. 已经修了三十七次的大门,瞬间又达成了第三十八次烂掉,一只直立行走的鳄鱼冲了进来,直奔食品库。 Looks for the movement by its adept turning, obviously is not first does this matter, but unlike the past, it leafs through the every large or small storage today, had not found a fish meat obstinately. 以它娴熟的翻找动作来看,显然不是头一回干这事,不过跟以往不同,今天它翻遍了大大小小的储物柜,愣是没找到一条鱼一块肉。 Bang bang bang! 砰砰砰! With a serious footsteps sound, bears to dig up the tattered brick wall black, probe head say/way: What you are making, eaten?” 随着一阵沉重的脚步声响,又有一头黑罴扒住破烂的砖墙,探头道:“你在做什么,吃的呢?” Has not eaten.” “没有吃的。” The alligator has turned head, muddy yellow eyeball dripping straight revolutions, today does not seem to send!” 鳄鱼回过头,浊黄色的眼球滴溜溜直转,“今天好像没送来!” „......” “……” „......” “……” Two ominous beast bewildered silence, seem to have no interest thorough discussion, plop plop sits down in the warehouse, waits for food that every morning will send on time. 两只凶兽莫名其妙的沉默,似乎没有深入探讨的兴趣,扑通扑通在仓库里坐下,等待那每天早上都会准时送来的食物。 Time one minute one second passes by, not consciousness to noon. 时间一分一秒过去,不知觉到了中午。 They endure compared with the innate peak, is not naturally hungry, but has been familiar with the taste bud and stomach of good food, actually cannot bear exude cluck the cry. 它们堪比先天巅峰,自然不饿,但已经习惯美食的味蕾和肠胃,却忍不住发出咕咕咕的叫声。 „Are you doing?” “你们在干什么?” At this time, the hedgehog hydnum mushroom just passed by from out of the door. 正此时,猴头菇刚好从门外路过。 Ate!” Alligator fishway. “等吃的!”鳄鱼道。 Un? A month, human will not have delivered food.” The hedgehog hydnum mushroom said. “嗯?一个月过了,人类不会送食物了。”猴头菇道。 We what to do?” Bears black silly dull asking. “那我们怎么办?”黑罴傻呆呆的问。 Makes money, oneself buy, or goes to the urban fringe to hunt.” “去赚些钱,自己买,或者去城市边缘捕猎。” The adaptiveness of hedgehog hydnum mushroom is very obviously strong, brings some happily saying: I had found a work, will go to work, remember, do not annoy troublesome, we cannot be victorious they!” 猴头菇的适应能力明显很强,带着些得意道:“我已经找到一份工作,正要去上班,记住,千万不要去惹麻烦,我们打不过他们!” Then, its dodging person speedily. 说罢,它一溜烟的闪人。 The alligator and bears to be dumbfounded black, is disinclined, is disinclined to ponder, sits on pia on the floor, rested unexpectedly. 鳄鱼和黑罴大眼瞪小眼,懒得动,更懒得思考,坐着坐着就pia在地板上,竟然睡了过去。 Human gives monster clan one month of novice protection period. 人类给妖族一个月的新手保护期。 In this month, not too excessive request will basically satisfy, for example food of daily non- identical style, making the monster beast that ate the blood food understand the concept of delicacy rapidly. The scattered about community of opening, is restores at the maximum speed, although will be torn down less than several days...... 在这一个月内,不太过分的要求基本都会满足,比如每天不重样的食物,让吃惯血食的妖兽迅速理解了珍馐的概念。还有拆的七零八落的小区,都是以最快的速度修复,虽然没过几天又会被拆掉…… All these, maximum reduced and solved the nervousness of monster clan. But after a series of actions, successfully made them split up three communities: 这一切,最大限度的化解了妖族的紧张心理。而在一系列的举措之后,成功让它们分化成了三个群体: An resembles alligator and bears black, by being gluttonous and lazy that human is used, does not like pondering, has been used to enjoyment. 一个像鳄鱼和黑罴,被人类惯的好吃懒做,不爱思考,已经习惯了享受。 An resembles hedgehog hydnum mushroom, active integration city life, is smart, is calm. 一个像猴头菇,积极主动的融入城市生活,头脑聪明,性情平和。 An resembles white elephant, is struggling in every possible way, intertwines extremely. 还有一个像白象,正百般挣扎,纠结万分。 Human protection monster clan, but all most unified opinion, does not eliminate it, but uses it. 人类防备妖族,但各方最统一的意见,并不是消灭它,而是利用它。 Several hundred monster beasts, each made the serial number, the independent filing-up, observes day and night. Each has one group of experts to analyze, modeling secretly, with the aim of making the corresponding measures. 几百只妖兽,每一只都做了编号,单独归档,日夜观察。每一只都有一群专家在幕后分析、建模,以便做出相应措施。 The lifeform had the spirit wisdom, had the thought that but in view of these three communities, the expert summarizes three psychological models. 生物有了灵智,就有了思想,而针对这三个群体,专家总结出三种心理模型。 The hedgehog hydnum mushroom, is the essence of vegetation, object who is easiest to win over. They are pure, not the good battle, to like the new things, where lives is unimportant, so long as the environment is comfortable, oneself enjoyable. 猴头菇,属于草木之精,是最容易争取的对象。它们单纯,不好争斗,喜欢新鲜事物,在哪儿生活并不重要,只要环境舒适,自己舒心。 The alligator and bears black, indulges in the desire of material, is very easy to direct, so long as gives enough benefit. 鳄鱼和黑罴,沉溺于物质之欲,也很容易使唤,只要给出足够的利益。 What is quite troublesome is the white elephant, the ponder independence, has an emotional tie with the ethnic group, the vigilance to human will not easily put down. 比较麻烦的是白象,思考独立,心系族群,对人类的戒心不会轻易放下。 What only exception is a plump, without the means that this goods thoroughly understood human, must first handle it to be good. 唯一例外的是圆滚滚,没办法,这货太通晓人类了,先要搞定它才行。 ............ ………… safe city, administrative hall. 泰城,行政大厅。 king Ronghe Qin is ticking the corners of the mouth, has the patience very much looks that a panda walks from the entrance, moving that also uses energy to chair on, but also puts out a handkerchief from the mouth, scratches perspiration that on the head did not have. 王蓉和费芩抽抽着嘴角,很有耐心的看着一只熊猫从门口走进来,又费劲的挪到椅子上,还从嘴里吐出一条手绢,擦了擦脑袋上并不存在的汗。 „Did you, how call?” king Rong did not use the polite expression voluntarily. “您,怎么称呼?”王蓉不自觉的用了敬语。 Bastards called me the big elder, I this year full 50, you did not owe, call me the bear elder on the line.” “崽子们都叫我大长老,我今年满五十,你们不亏,叫我熊长老就行了。” The expert acts, knows. To the words, they must distinguish to treat. 得,行家一出手,就知有没有。冲着句话,她们就得区别对待。 Panda life span is about 30 years , your first group of disassimilation?” to spend Qinqi said. “熊猫寿命不过三十年,算起来,您还是第一批异化者?”费芩奇道。 My this in Wolong, the base collapsed on that day suddenly, some bastards were insane, some bastards died, I escaped by luck, muddled became today's this.” “我本在卧龙,那天基地突然塌了,有的崽子疯了,有的崽子死了,我侥幸逃了出来,糊里糊涂就成了今天这样。” Hehe, you , if muddled, the monster clan does not have one clearly. They develop so rapidly, but also supplies ideas thanks to you.” king Rongdao. “呵呵,您要是糊涂,妖族就没一个明白的了。它们发展得如此迅速,还多亏您出谋划策。”王蓉道。 „It is not at all, I made the small contribution.” “不敢当,我只是做了一点微小的贡献。” The plump had not denied, shook the funny big face, two dark pouches looked like black frame eyeglasses. 圆滚滚没有否认,晃了晃滑稽的大脸,两个黑眼圈像极了一副黑框眼镜。 Two younger sisters are crazy, suddenly is too voluntarily young. 俩妹子狂汗,突然自觉太年轻。 both sides pulled several, to spend Qincai said: Elder, one month has crossed, do you have what view to the present situation?” 双方扯了几句,费芩才道:“长老,一个月已过,您对现在的情况有何看法?” „......” “……” The plump does not have the hard stubble, but fished out a bamboo to chew from the mouth, after chewing mostly the root, said slowly: „ I liked eating the bamboo before very much, after having cultivation base, tasted many delicious delicacies, is very delicious. But food is delicious, will not think at times, most likes eating this bamboo. 圆滚滚没有硬茬,而是从嘴里摸出一根竹子嚼了起来,嚼了多半根后,才慢悠悠道:“我以前很喜欢吃竹子,有了修为后,也品尝了很多美味珍馐,真的很好吃。但食物再美味,也不会时时想念,最喜欢吃的还是这根竹子。 You moe the clan to be good to me, I expressed the gratitude, but my standpoint stood on the side of the monster clan eventually, I can do, acted as a bridge as far as possible. 你们对我萌族非常好,我表示感激,但我的立场终究是站在妖族一边,我能做的,也只是尽量充当一个桥梁。 A month you are, I do not want to say that I only want to ask, you can the slave who the monster clan turns into human? ” 一个月来你们所做的,我不想多讲,我只想问,你们要把妖族变成人类的奴隶么?” „......” “……” king Ronghe Qin stared in a big way the eye, knows that the opposite party spirit wisdom was extremely high, has not thought unexpectedly was so high! 王蓉和费芩瞪大了眼睛,知道对方灵智极高,可没想到居然这么高! king Rong considered a language, said: Monster clan wants to base in the world, the light obeys the custom also by far insufficiently, must manifest own value. We can pledge that will not use the too intense despicable method, but you are clear, the value size that you have, can decide the human the final attitude.” 王蓉斟酌了一下语言,才道:“妖族想在人世立足,光守规矩还远远不够,必须要体现自己的价值。我们能承诺的,就是绝不会使用太激烈卑鄙的手段,但您要清楚,你们产生的价值大小,才能决定人类的最终态度。” Bang! 砰! A plump palm of the hand claps on the table, reveals aggressive side rarely, but also sighed immediately. 圆滚滚一巴掌拍在桌案上,难得露出凶悍的一面,可随即又叹了口气。 If human that Daoist Immortal, the Eastern monster clan are not related the West, mounted a large-scale attack. The entire world opens the spirit wisdom the lifeform over a million, obtains the lifeform that the disassimilation strengthens even to cross hundred million! 如果人类没有那位神仙,东方妖族早就联系西方,大举进攻了。全世界开启灵智的生物上百万,得到异化增强的生物甚至过亿! Depending on these variation mice, cockroach and housefly, can throw off a city easily. 光凭那些变异老鼠、蟑螂、蚊蝇,就能轻而易举的掀翻一座城市。 What a pity does not have, if, when individual strength as strong as being able not hold a candle, many quantities are also the cannon fodders. Once makes war comprehensively, no longer is complies with the main road, the monster clan emerges, but is two clans fights for the world, Daoist Immortal completely has the reason to act. 可惜没有如果,当个体实力强到望尘莫及时,再多的数量也是炮灰。一旦全面开战,就不再是顺应大道,妖族兴起,而是两族争天下,神仙完全有理由出手。 You must make anything, I cannot control. A month has crossed, these make mistakes, eats the person, should grasp to kill. I only have a request.” Cyclic say/way. “你们要做什么,我管不了。一个月已过,那些犯错的,吃人的,该抓抓该杀杀。我只有一个要求。”圆滚滚道。 You said.” “您讲。” Helps us refine the magic weapon , helping us turn into the person.” “帮我们炼制法宝,助我们化成人身。” But!” “可!” Two younger sister complying of without hesitation. 俩妹子毫不犹豫的答应。 The plump nods, under moving that also uses energy chair, clumsy walked. 圆滚滚点点头,又费劲的挪下椅子,笨拙的走了出去。 ............ ………… Bang! 轰! „!!!” “啊!啊!啊!” In the city, the indigenous people scatter in all directions to flee, the street in confusion, the road surface caves , the both sides shop has the damage. A huge form pounds to fall ruthlessly, happen to falls into the collapse Taedongri. 城区内,原住民四散奔逃,街道狼藉,路面塌陷,两侧店铺多有损毁。一只巨大的身影狠狠砸落,正好掉进塌陷的大洞里。 Another shadow flies more than ten meters, has not waited to fall to the ground, buzz humming sound the rotation, as if magic tool of blood pendant drops from the clouds, the direct cover lives. 另一只黑影则飞出去十几米,还没等落地,一个嗡嗡嗡转动的,仿佛血滴子的法器从天而降,直接罩住。 Bang bang bang!” “砰砰砰!” The alligator only thinks that raids frightened, in inside struggles crazily, by its strange strength dashing, the blood pendant mark silk has not moved unexpectedly. 鳄鱼只觉恐惧袭来,在里面疯狂挣扎,以它的怪力冲撞,血滴子居然纹丝未动。 Rong Zhi stands in the opposite, looks serious, shouted: Kills three people, eats two people, the crime may not, according to the law, when cuts!” 荣直立在对面,神情严肃,喝道:“杀三人,食两人,罪不可恕,按律当斩!” He waves, an upper half revolution of blood pendant, listens to one gently. 他一挥手,血滴子的上半部轻轻一转,就听咔嚓一声。 ! 噗! magic tool flies away, everywhere dispersing of blood rain wash, the alligator of innate peak was twisted the meat stuffing instantaneously. But in rotten meat not far away, is lying down five person of corpses, two were gnawed covered with blood. 法器飞离,一蓬血雨刷的漫天散开,先天巅峰的鳄鱼瞬间被绞成了肉馅。而在烂肉不远处,正躺着五具人尸,其中两具被啃得血肉模糊。 Hu-hu...... hu-hu...... I surrender, I surrender, I was only the belly was too hungry......” “呼哧……呼哧……我投降,我投降,我只是肚子太饿了……” At this time, bears to crawl black from the pothole, frightens is frightened out of one's wits, begs for mercy again and again. 此时,黑罴从坑洞里爬出来,吓得魂飞魄散,连连求饶。 They do not want to work, dwelling one week later, really cannot bear steals into a factory, wants to take some nice wines to be good to eat. Finally was discovered, opens fire, ominous sends at the scene greatly. 它们不想去做事,宅了一周后,实在忍不住就溜进一家工厂,想取些好酒好食。结果被人发现,开枪射击,当场凶性大发。 No matter Rong Zhi anything steals- opens fire- defense- defends has worked as and so on, the monster beast slaughters the food person on a character, withers! 荣直才不管什么盗窃-开枪-防卫-防卫过当之类的,妖兽滥杀食人就一个字,干死! However handles affairs to have the discretion, the surface is at least reasonable. 不过行事要有分寸,至少表面合理。 He to bears to say black: You are good, only a minor wound person, according to law, when punishes the practical training, one will then send you to the front to build roads, lasted three months.” 他对黑罴道:“你还算不错,只轻伤一人,按律当罚劳作,一会便送你去前方修路,为期三个月。” „......” “呃……唔……” Bears to grab the head black, knows again stupid oneself did not use, asked: That side eating?” 黑罴抓着脑袋,再蠢也知道自己不用死了,又问:“那边给吃的么?” The Rong Zhi lazy principle, the direct bunch walks. 荣直懒的理,直接捆走。 The scene has been processed quickly, soon, has the constructional force to catch up in a hurry, is busy patching the restoration. Encircled a large crowd all around, as well as monster. 现场很快得到处理,不多时,有施工队匆匆赶来,忙着修补恢复。周遭围了一大群人,以及妖。 The indigenous people are very panic-stricken, noticed that the alligator gives extremely is also pleased at the scene, often shoots a look at to the monster clan, the discussion of whisper. 原住民十分惊恐,看到鳄鱼当场授首又极其快意,不时瞥向妖族,嘀嘀咕咕的议论着。 Actually they can hear, to pretend the safe/without matter completely. 其实它们完全听得见,装作无事而已。 The hedgehog hydnum mushroom basically adapted to the new status, sees the consanguineous tragic death, sighs woefully silently, said: Can avoid happening obviously, why doesn't understand?” 猴头菇基本适应了新身份,见到同族惨死,默默哀叹,道:“明明可以避免发生的,为什么就是不懂呢?” It is not does not understand, but does not want to change, or tries our luck.” “它不是不懂,只是不想改变,或者心存侥幸。” A side attractive heifer meets saying that also asked: Hedgehog hydnum, did you find the work?” 旁边一只漂亮的小母牛接道,又问:“猴头,你找到工作了么?” Un un, cultivator asked me to assist to study the wooden attribute merit law, a half year gave me ten miracle cures. You?” “嗯嗯,一位修士请我协助修习木属性功法,半年给我十颗灵丹。你呢?” I also found to work, every month gives me four miracle cures, provides food to wrap up, will also help me melt the shape person.” “我也找到工作了,每个月给我四颗灵丹,包吃包住,还会帮我化形人身。” What works is so favorable?” The hedgehog hydnum mushroom is startled. “什么工作这么优厚?”猴头菇一惊。 The calf was shy unexpectedly, said: Nurses.” 小牛居然害羞了一下,道:“喂奶。” What?” “啥?” The straw man shakes, the whole body was green, even the Malaysian monkey explodes bristles. 草人一抖,全身都绿了,连大马猴都炸起了毛。 Nurses, their family newborns are many, then said that my breast milk spiritual energy is sufficient, being helpful the baby building the base, signed five years of contract directly.” “就是喂奶,他们家族新生儿很多,然后说我的奶水灵气充足,有助婴儿筑基,直接就签了五年合约。” „The Xia Country resources are so rich, can't a breast milk refine?” Hedgehog hydnum mushroom special suspicion. 夏国资源那么丰富,连个奶水都炼不出来?”猴头菇特怀疑。 Calf flexure scratched the head, said: „, I did not understand, listening to them saying that the Xia Country child was not easy, lives to face the powdered milk, vaccine and kindergarten three big limit challenges, going through a strategic pass to cultivate virtue in order to become an immortal, was very in any case bitter.” 小牛挠了挠头,道:“呃,我也不太懂,听他们说夏国的孩子不容易,生下来就要面对奶粉、疫苗、幼儿园三大极限挑战,过了关才能修仙,反正就很苦。” (, Adjusts......) (啊,调整完毕……)
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