„Front was the human city.” “前面就是人类城市了。” „About 100 cultivator have entered, gives back changes name, calls the peaceful city.” “一百左右的修士已经进驻,还给改了个名字,叫泰城。” „It is said here is the agglomerations of several country refugees, always no one teaches. These cultivator come on plenary powers to control, Xia Country is really overbearing!” “据说这里是几国流民的聚集地,一向无人管教。那些修士一来就全权掌控,夏国果然霸道！” The southern edge small town, beyond hundred li (0.5 km), several hundred worthless people, the style abstract monster clan suddenly appears. 南部边缘小镇,百里之外,数百只歪瓜裂枣,画风抽象的妖族突然出现。 They have not melted the shape, can only read the exchange through the god, the leader has three, one is the hedgehog hydnum mushroom, one is only the build exquisite white elephant, one is actually a plump. 它们都没有化形,只能通过神念交流,为首者有三,一只便是猴头菇,一只是体型小巧的白象,一只却是圆滚滚。 Opens the spirit wisdom, and there is a monster clan of certain strength, has hundreds of thousands of fully. gold/metal Chan on detailing earlier candidate, quite gave a care, the strength cannot lower, the communication skill was better, has the calm thought and overall perception. 开启灵智,且有一定战力的妖族,足有数十万。金蟾在选派前期人选上,颇费了一番心思,实力不能低,沟通能力要好,有冷静的思维和大局观。 These several hundred as explorer, very wind whinny the solemn and stirring feeling, have a strong sense of righteousness stepped into the human territory. If together is harmonious, will have the follow-up unit to follow up. 这几百只作为探路者,很有一股风萧萧兮的悲壮感,大义凛然的踏入了人类领地。若相处还算融洽,才会有后续部队跟进。 „Halts!” “诸位止步！” When they close to town surrounding, several person's shadow lasings, the Rong Zhi stride goes forward, said submissively: „Waited there for some time in this, we have prepared the vehicles, goes to the peaceful city to be able.” 当它们靠近镇子外围时,几道人影激射而出,荣直大步上前,拱手道:“在此恭候多时,我们已备车辆,直去泰城便可。” Bang! 轰！ Voice side drop, starts out a long train team from the town/subdues, big , middle and small has everything expected to find. Rong Zhi attitude slightly obviously chilling, actually does not lose politely, in the tolerance range of monster clan. 话音方落,从镇中就开出一长列车队,大中小型应有尽有。荣直的态度稍显冷硬,却不失客气,在妖族的容忍范围之内。 „...... Quack...... rustle......” “咻咻……嘎嘎……沙沙……” This group of goods grow in the forest, where has seen the modern industry, only stares at the vehicles to be excited. The hedgehog hydnum mushroom and white elephant somewhat hesitate, does not know that should get up. 这帮货生长在森林中,哪见过现代工业,一只只盯着车辆兴奋无比。猴头菇和白象有些犹豫,不知该不该上。 Finally white elephant one year of crooked, was arched by the plump one side, sees the buttocks of that fertilizer and circle turns turns, reduces the figure, originally on ripe pia an all-terrain vehicle back seat. 结果白象一载歪,被圆滚滚拱到一边,就见那又肥又圆的屁股扭啊扭啊,将身形缩小,自来熟的pia上一辆越野车后座。 Also knows to press down the glass especially, beckons to the partners. 还特么知道按下车窗,冲伙伴们招了招手。 Monster clan: „......” 妖族:“……” Person clan: „......” 人族:“……” The Rong Zhi corner of the eye pulls out, feeds, do not exhibit a welldoing of senior driver, I knew that you are the national treasure, before the treatment was flamboyant, hung the silk more flamboyant than my! 荣直眼角一抽,喂喂,你不要摆出一副老司机的德行,我晓得你是国宝,以前待遇牛逼,比我这个吊丝都牛逼！ Said in any case no matter how, has the plump , the tension-filled subtle atmosphere not consciousness had several points to alleviate. Doesn't the Xia Country person, which love the panda? 反正不管怎么说,有圆滚滚在,原本紧张微妙的气氛不知觉有了几分缓解。夏国人嘛,哪个不爱熊猫哩？ Roar! The beast person is never a slave! 吼！兽人永不为奴！ Eats the bamboo. 来吃竹子。 Miamiamia is really fragrant! Miamiamia真香！ Soon, the monster beasts reduce the figure in abundance, boards the opening. Truck of preparation also on useless, even the white elephant can turn into a golden hair to sit for a while greatly in the copilot, causes a female to cultivate focuses attention on again and again. 不多时,妖兽们纷纷缩小身形,上车开路。准备的大卡车还没用上,连白象都能变成一只金毛大小坐在副驾驶,引得一位女修连连注目。 The motorcade leaves the small town under trembling of indigenous people, entered the peaceful city quickly. 车队在原住民的瑟瑟发抖下离开小镇,很快进了泰城城区。 Human assigning a stretch of one-story house place of residence, the obvious isolation had not symbolized, but all around has laid down a plate, arranged one big impressively. 人类给划了一片平房居住地,没有明显的隔离标志,但四周已经埋下阵盘,赫然布置了一座大阵。 They guard against the alien race, prepares to make war momentarily, actually does not want to provoke and insult intentionally. Xia Country fully showed for several thousand years the ideological essence, easily did not shout hits to shout "kill", adapts to changing circumstances, adroitly guides action according to circumstances, even made the enemy side be adopted by us. 他们提防异族,准备随时开战,却不想故意挑衅和侮辱。夏国充分彰显了几千年来的思想内核,不轻易喊打喊杀,随机应变,因势利导,甚至让敌方为我所用。 Because the monster class is more primitive, enjoys to various utensils of modern civilization, must degenerate is quicker. 因为妖类更原始,对现代文明的各种器物享受,要堕落的更快一些。 „Later you live in this, will wait for some people to come, teaches you to use these,...... tool.” “以后你们就住在这,等下会有人过来,教你们使用这些,呃……工具。” Rong Zhi egg sore looks that a snake fine worms one's way into from the toilet, in the Conghua manure pit crawls, simply flowers showered on the earth below by a goddess of the sky, horrible to look. 荣直蛋疼的看着一条蛇精哧溜从马桶里钻进去,又哧溜从化粪池里爬出来,简直天女散花,惨不忍睹。 „This is your identifications, must take care. You have the right of use of this land and building, in principle, you are free, so long as does not violate the article of law, wants to make anything to make anything. But I suggested, you after the familiar situation, look for a work well. Because we only provide one month of eating, one month later, you must rely on one's own effort to revive to fill the belly.” “这是你们的身份证明,一定要保管好。你们拥有这片土地和建筑的使用权,原则上,你们非常自由,只要不违反律条,想做什么就做什么。但我个人建议,你们在熟悉情况之后,最好去找份工作。因为我们只提供一个月的吃食,一个月后,你们就要自力更生来填饱肚子。” Rong Zhi, could not bear, asked: „Takes the liberty to ask, you must maintain this shape, can turn into the person?” 荣直顿了顿,还是没忍住,问:“冒昧问一下,你们一直要保持这种形态么,能不能化成人身？” „We turn into the person, needs to draw support from some magic weapon. The material is precious, in the clan refines not many.” The white elephant said. “我们化成人身,需要借助某种法宝。材料珍贵,族中炼制不多。”白象道。 „Un, good. Has can look for me who anything does not understand, or asks it, it understands certainly.” “嗯,那好吧。有什么不懂的可以来找我,或者问问它,它一定都懂。” Rong Zhi referred to the plump, said: „Finally reminded, do not try to challenge the article of law, this was the foundations of our two clan peaceful coexistence, ok, returned sees!” 荣直指了指圆滚滚,道:“最后提醒一下,不要试图挑战律条,这是我们两族和平共处的基础,好了,回见！” Then, he leads several people to leave, goes out hand/subordinate far away also in unceasing waiting and seeing then. 说罢,他带着几个人离开,手下走出老远还在不断的回头观望。 Their moods are also very subtle, from being hostile to alert freshly curious, to had an inexplicable superiority feeling again spontaneously, especially vivid three characters: 他们的心情也很微妙,从敌视戒备到新鲜好奇,再到油然生出了一股莫名的优越感,特形象的仨字: Migrant workers! 农民工！ ............ ………… „Then what to do?” “接下来怎么办？” „What to do?” “怎么办？” In the trash can, fire hydrant , the transformer box and street light community...... and pots and pans in room, the household furniture, after the household electrical appliances wait/etc. devastated, the numerous monsters finally press down several points to move restlessly, gather near the fountain discuss together the important matter. 在把小区里的垃圾桶、消防栓、变电箱、路灯……以及屋子里的锅碗瓢盆,桌椅板凳,家用电器等等都蹂躏了一遍之后,众妖总算按下了几分躁动,聚集在喷泉附近共商大计。 Un, is actually dumbfounded. 嗯,其实就是大眼瞪小眼。 Currently speaking, human is friendly, temporarily does not consider to make war, but oneself are also confused, and there is a timid intent. Let them attack and occupy the city, will not fear, but makes them live here, lacked self-confidence at heart. 目前来看,人类还算友好,暂时不考虑开战,但自己也非常迷茫,并且有一丝怯意。让它们攻占城市,绝不会怕,但让它们在这里生活,心里就没底了。 Silent the half of the day, the white elephant looked to side, sits gnaws the plump of bamboo on the bench. 沉默了半天,白象看向旁边,坐在长椅上咔嚓咔嚓啃竹子的圆滚滚。 The tenacious bamboo by a tooth pressure, was cracked several, area, outside old skin removes again downward instantaneously, reveals inside fresh and tender core...... 坚韧的竹子被牙齿一压,就裂成几股,再往下一带,外面的老皮瞬间剥掉,露出里面鲜嫩的芯子…… This having words at fingertips and writing with facility, the unusual conditions, are just like the azure young who acts in a play, driving in vain, all gives up affectation, has entered the stage of perfection. 这种信手拈来,浑然天成,就好比演戏的青仔,开车的白白,皆是返璞归真,已入化境。 „!!” “咔嚓！咔嚓！” The plump does not seem to see general , to continue to gnaw the bamboo, ate several, sends out a god of journeys to read: „Tomorrow brings the gift to visit two Human Immortal.” 圆滚滚好像没看到一般,继续啃竹子,直吃了好几根,才送出一道神念:“明天带着礼物去拜会两位人仙。” „Delivers, gives a present?” “送,送礼？” A white elephant ignorant/veiled, the doubts said: „Has this to either?” 白象一蒙,疑惑道:“有这个必要么？” „Xia Country is the favor society, naturally is necessary. They want to transform us, we put in great inconvenience, will ask for them to like.” “夏国是人情社会,当然有必要。他们想改造我们,我们就委屈一点,会讨他们欢喜的。” The position of plump is next to gold/metal Chan, the numerous monsters are puzzled, but does not dare to violate, but the hedgehog hydnum mushroom said: „Big elder, but we have not prepared the gift!” 圆滚滚的地位仅次于金蟾,众妖不解,但也不敢违背,不过猴头菇道:“大长老,可我们没准备礼物啊！” „I have!” “我这有！” Sees that goods big mouth one, toward leaving spits, pū pū pū puts out several boxes. Said is the box, assembles with the fresh wood actually carelessly, can have the thing reluctantly. 就见那货大嘴一张,往出一吐,噗噗噗吐出好几个箱子。说是箱子,实际就是用生木胡乱组装的,勉强可以装东西。 „Ok, I slept, should not be tired of me.” “好了,我去睡觉,不要烦我。” The plump twisted the buttocks to flash, big shot style that compelled certainly. 圆滚滚拧着屁股闪了,绝逼的大佬风范。 ............ ………… Next day, beforehand administration building. 次日,以前的行政大楼。 king Ronghe Qin look strange looks at front several box of gifts, well-mannered station good several monster beasts, for a while in heart absurd, as if broke through the dimension wall. 王蓉和费芩神色古怪的看着面前的几箱礼物,还有规规矩矩站好的几只妖兽,一时心中荒谬,仿佛突破了次元壁。 „We are newly-arrived, should not make anything really clearly, two be please liberal to grant instruction.” “我们初来乍到,着实不清楚应该做什么,请二位不吝赐教。” Before the white elephant comes, was taught for several months by the gold/metal toad, the speech pattern and vocabulary of practice human, the effect is evidently good. 白象来之前,被金蟾强训了几个月,就练习人类的语言模式和词汇量,看样子效果不错。 „Was polite, you do not come even, both of us must take a look today.” “客气了,你们就算不来,我俩今天也要去瞧瞧的。” king Rong cups one hand in the other across the chest, said: „We have a frank and sincere talk, you come this, nothing but for living environment and cultivation resources. This difference/two kinds, we have. However you just came, said that these are too early, after you are familiar with the human city, naturally knew.” 王蓉拱拱手,道:“咱们开诚布公,你们来此,无非为了生存环境和修炼资源。这两样,我们都有。不过你们刚来,说这些太早,等你们习惯人类城市之后,自然就晓得了。” Here did not disclose, does not relent. 这边就是不透露,不松口。 The white elephant asked for quite a while, did not have the answer, must get the companion to return. 白象问了半天,也没了答案,只得领着同伴返回。 As soon as they walk, king Rong cannot bear open the box, strange say/way: „Yo, thought is very thorough.” 它们一走,王蓉就忍不住挑开箱子,奇道:“哟,想的还挺周到。” The gift is not expensive, is that side the den local products, several types have not really seen. Especially big boxes, inside full is the disassimilation oyster. 礼物不贵重,都是老巢那边的土特产,有几种还真没见过。特别是有一大箱,里面满满的全是异化生蚝。 The den by the sea, the peaceful city in the inland, possibly considered that they cannot eat the oyster......, is really very thorough. 老巢靠海嘛,泰城在内陆,可能考虑他们吃不到生蚝……啧啧,果然很周到。 Oyster thing was too wonderful, the outer covering one big is small, curls upwards the small shell, the remaining big shells are the natural vessels. The garlic, the fans, the hot sauce, black mustard and other seasonings, then roast...... 生蚝这东西太美妙了,外壳一大一小,把小壳翘开,剩下的大壳便是天然容器。蒜蓉,粉丝,辣酱,芥末等调味料,然后一烤…… The pitiful little fellow, lives the arranged clearness. 啊,可怜的小家伙,生下来就被安排的明明白白。 to spend Qin looked that finished the facial color is not quick, suddenly before remembering the spiritual cultivation, own being on intimate terms experiences. Especially first meeting, gives you to select the oyster, but also compels to talk on endlessly, just like mental handicap. 费芩看了却面色不快,突然想起修道之前,自己的一次相亲经历。特么的第一次见面,给你点生蚝,还逼逼叨叨,宛如智障。 Grass! 艹！ ( I need to adjust......) (我需要调整一下……)