PI :: Volume #4

#393: Opens the altar/jar viewpoints ( 1 )


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Basically, the universe country is like its lighthouse cake, has a stroke of bad luck in various religious system nonsense. 基本上,宇宙国跟它的灯塔粑粑一样,在宗教体系方面各种狗屁倒灶。 It has the name of Museum of World Religions, comes in many different varieties, making one be inconceivable. And Buddhism and cross teach to be in the mainstream position, Cheondoism and cults of native place are also considerable. 它有“世界宗教博物馆”之称,种类繁多,令人难以想象。其中佛教和十字教占据主流地位,本土的天道教和邪教也非常可观。 But when these in the new world approaches, does not have an egg to use, a little magical skill unexpectedly is ancient Shamanism. 但这些在新世界来临之时,都没个卵用,有点道行的竟然是古老的萨满教。 The Shaman culture of universe country's, reserved is complete, what is main, it was acknowledged by the official. Not like Xia Country, the doing matter that can only poke secretly. 宇宙国的萨满文化,保留的还算完好,更主要的是,它是被官方承认的。不像夏国这边,只能暗戳戳的搞事情。 But this time the Phoenix Mountain viewpoints, altogether have the universe country, Japan, Burma, Vietnam , Thailand, horse and other countries visit, the personnel dispose same: Diplomatic personnel who speaks the Xia Country language, again additional cultivation. 而此番凤凰山讲法,共有宇宙国、东瀛、缅、越、泰、马等九国来访,人员配置相同:一名懂夏国语的外交人员,再加一名本土的修行者。 Mr. plain, your request we are very awkward. This activity is the folk independent behavior, we also assist from side, is not good to compete, from makes the decision for them absurdly.” “朴先生,您的要求我们真的很为难。这次活动是民间的自主行为,我们也是从旁协助,不好喧宾夺主,妄自替他们做决定。” At this moment, the officials of special bureau were explaining to the opposite party, in surface grinning, at heart mmp. 此刻,特异局的官员就在跟对方解释,面上笑嘻嘻,心里mmp。 But that Mr. plain narrows the eye, four square features, the words have not exported first smile three points, said by a rhythm of card fishbone: We who you said understood, but we come from afar, is admires the Xia Country culture and powerhouse, wanting you to be accommodating, makes our many participate, calculates trip has not been made in vain.” 而那位朴先生眯缝眼,四方脸,话未出口先笑三分,以一种卡鱼刺的节奏道:“您说的我们理解,但我们千里迢迢过来,就是仰慕夏国的文化和强者,希望您行个方便,让我们多加参与,也算不虚此行。” ! 诶! The way of the world changed, this person also studied intelligently, no longer one you were our family/home, he was our family/home, the entire universe was our family/home blew to compel the countenance. 世道变了,这人也学聪明了,不再一副“你是我们家的,他是我们家的,全宇宙都是我们家的”吹逼嘴脸。 The stance is low, the words soften, various types sought for advice modestly. 姿态低,话放软,各种虚心求教。 This...... really embarrassed, is not quite really convenient.” The officials do not have idea. “这个……实在不好意思,真的不太方便。”官员也没辙。 both sides communicate in the living room, safety that several other country representatives sit. If discussed that everyone together excuse me, if discussed inadequately, was a scapegoat only has one, was simply delicious. 双方在客厅里沟通,另外几国代表坐的稳稳当当。若是谈成了,大家一起借光,若谈不成,背锅只有一家,简直美滋滋。 Broke off back and forth pulled for quite a while, was without the result, that wore the colorful clothes, the head is wrapping the black cloth, took a Shaman sorcerer of thick bamboo is being does not bear. 来来回回掰扯了半天,还是没结果,那位穿着花花绿绿的衣服,脑袋包着黑布,拿着一根粗大竹子的萨满巫师就甚为不耐。 He cannot understand the Xia Country language, but can see that the negotiation is not smooth, stands up, puts out one strange patois that rubs, makes an effort to knock the bamboo. 他听不懂夏国语,但能看出交涉不顺,蹭的就站起身,边吐出一串古怪的土语,边使劲敲着竹子。 Spatial! Air-to-air!” “空!空空!” Air-to-air!” “空空!” That bamboo knocks on the ground, makes very stuffy sound, as if an unusual sound wave rhythm, starts to affect in the field the atmosphere. 那竹子敲在地上,发出很闷的声音,仿佛一种奇特的声波韵律,开始影响着场中气氛。 The cultivation facial color of various countries changes, although the action of opposite party does not have the aggressivity, but expressed very not good mood explicitly...... 各国的修行者面色微变,对方的举动虽然没有攻击性,但明确表现出了很不好的情绪…… Grass, did you special stay in the mountain stupidly? Where also does not have a look! 艹,你特么在山里呆傻了吧?也不看看什么地方! Mumbling, mumbling!” “叽里咕噜,叽里咕噜!” The sorcerer knocked several, sees the official not to relent, even more is then agitated, rap ground that makes an effort. 那巫师敲了几下,见官员还没有松口,便愈发烦躁,更用力的敲击地面。 Who special shouts blindly?” “谁特么瞎嚷嚷呢?” Bang! At this time, the front door opens suddenly, the person's shadow jumped together, what's the matter?” 砰!正此时,大门突然一开,一道人影跳了进来,“怎么回事?” Miss Jiang......” 江小姐……” Official great happiness, but also without and other greeting, the body was hit by Mr. plain. Sees only to collect, two that goods jolt shine, said: Aiya, has heard so much about you, has heard so much about you!” 官员大喜,还没等招呼,身体就被朴先生撞开。只见那货屁颠颠的凑上去,两眼放光,道:“哎呀,久仰大名,久仰大名!” You who?” “你谁啊?” „, I am the special representative in big x Republic of China.” “哦,我是大x民国的特派代表。” He intentionally is prominent the national words, to remind the opposite party, oneself are the earnest diplomatic personnel, we make a special trip to visit, to listen to True Man Gu preached to say. But looked at the activity flow a moment ago, unavoidably regretted, we have the absolute sincerity, is hopes that can study much, if can participate in the interior to hand over......” 他故意突出国家字号,以提醒对方,自己是正儿八经的外交人员,“我们专程拜访,就为了听顾真人讲经说道。但刚才看了活动流程,不免大为遗憾,我们心怀赤诚,就是希望能多多学习,如果能参加内部交……” Go away!” “滚!” Un? 嗯? Mr. plain stares suddenly, but also thinks oneself misunderstood, but also asked one: What did you say?” 朴先生冷不丁一愣,还以为自己听错了,还问了一句:“您说什么?” Get lost!” “滚出去!” Brush! 刷! He hears this word, the complexion to sink instantaneously, how saying that is also a country representative, how to allow to insult wantonly? 他听得此言,脸色瞬间一沉,怎么说也是一国代表,岂容肆意侮辱? Miss Jiang, we come visiting officially, you made impertinent remarks, we can......!” 江小姐,我们可是正式来访,你出言不逊,我们可以……啊啊啊!” He yelled suddenly, discovered own both feet takeoffs, unexpectedly was carried by that little miss, „do you want to do? Do you want to do?” 他猛然大叫,发现自己双脚离地,居然被那个小姑娘拎了起来,“你要干什么?你要干什么?” Rude your younger sister! Being concerned about face...... also has you!” “不逊你妹啊!给脸不要脸……还有你!” Her left hand grasps, seizes that sorcerer, like raising two chicken, whiz departure manor, to array near. 她左手一抓,又揪住那个巫师,像提俩小鸡子似的,嗖的飞出庄园,又到了法阵边上。 Plop! Plop! Suddenly, two errand boys throw the street directly. 扑通!扑通!眨眼间,两个碎催直接扑街。 Lying trough!!! 卧槽槽槽!!! Xia Country several officials look dumbfoundedly, can operate unexpectedly, unexpectedly really dares to operate! Their big surface contact, what art is the repertoire language appropriate to the occasion, frequents each other, hides a dagger in a smile, little has such simple and crude extremely. 夏国的几个官员看得目瞪口呆,居然还能这么操作,居然真敢这么操作!他们的大面儿往来,讲究的是套路辞令,你来我往,笑里藏刀,极少有这么简单粗暴的。 Xiaojin bothersome compares, returns to the living room, takes a fast look around, who also has the issue?” 小堇则烦的一比,回到客厅,扫视一圈,“谁还有问题?” „......” “……” Completely silent. 鸦雀无声。 Not good! Phoenix Mountain opens the altar/jar, making you listen, is the good fortune ; Does not make you listen, shuts up to me!” “没有就好!凤凰山开坛,让你们听,是福分;不让你们听,都给我闭嘴!” ............ ………… On June 8, before dawn. 六月 8 日,凌晨。 In the summer Tianchang, the usual four points will start the twilight from now on. However at this time, but also without shining the appearance, the sky like steams together thoroughly the steamer tray arrange/cloth, dark, sultry hot pressure. 夏季天长,通常四点过后就开始微明。不过这个时候,还没有亮起的样子,天空就像一块蒸透了的屉布,黑沉沉,闷热热的压下来。 You Yu blew for several days in treasure mountain, to be honest, no day rests well. 游宇在宝山镇住了好几天,老实说,没一天睡得好的。 Because was too hot! On the lying down bed anything is not dry, that sweat bead one after another hangs upward, is wet and mounts. Can narrow a meeting with great difficulty, 45 hours, will awake inevitably hotly. 因为太热了!躺炕上什么都不干,那汗珠子就一身一身的往上挂,又湿又黏。好容易能眯一会,不出四五个小时,必然又会热醒。 He nearly was used to this life, but today, he is not awakes hotly, was awakened by noise. 他近乎习惯了这种生活,但在今天,他不是热醒的,是被吵醒的。 Rumbling!” “轰轰!” Drops the drop!” “滴滴!” Follows, do not fall behind, do not step on the ditch!” “跟上跟上,别掉队,别踩沟里去!” Lying trough, your flashlight illuminates, I cannot see!” “卧槽,你手电照着点,我看不见!” ......” “唔……” You Yu muttered one, consciousness has not pulled out in the sleep leaves, only thinks that the ear transmitted an intermittent tiny sound, harassed burdensome. 游宇咕哝一声,意识尚在睡梦中没有抽离,只觉耳边传来一阵阵的细小声响,扰的不胜其烦。 Passed the moment, he was more sober, these sounds in broken bits increase slowly, finally may hear clearly, is resounding through the entire small town. 过了片刻,他清醒了一些,那些细碎声音慢慢变大,最后清晰可闻,响彻着整座小镇。 Hurry up! Hurry up! Otherwise could not snatch the position!” “快点!快点!不然抢不到位置了!” Front makes, I may press!” “前面的让一让,我可压过去了!” Has to plant you to press, who lets whose fool!” “有种你就压,谁让谁傻逼!” little roaming, little roaming, did you get up? Hurry up!” “小游,小游,你起了没有?快点啊!” You Yu quickly grasps the meaning of something suddenly, Tao Tong and Tao Yi's voice completely striking back condition, following close on, a thought is flashing through in the brain: Today, on June 8, started! 游宇猛然一个激灵,陶通和陶怡的声音将自己完全打回状态,紧跟着,一个念头在脑中闪过:今天,六月 8 号,开始了! Lying trough! 卧槽! He whiz jumps down the bed, the face has not washed, the wet clothes have not traded, carried last night to prepare a good backpack, anxious flurried ran to go out outside. 他嗖地就跳下床,脸也没洗,湿衣服也没换,就拎起昨晚准备好的一个背包,急慌慌的跑出门外。 How you come out, we late!” Tao Yuzhen is really kind, anxious with also in that anything resembles. “你怎么才出来啊,我们都晚了!”陶宇真够意思,急的跟什么似的还在等。 Excuse me, has rested! Has rested!” He apologized hastily. “不好意思,睡过了!睡过了!”他连忙道歉。 When the personnel are neat, the automobile starts, slow sets out to Baicheng. But only then, You Yu saw clearly outside appearance. 待人员齐整,汽车开动,缓慢的向白城进发。而直到此时,游宇才看清了外面的样子。 This small town like living. 这座小镇就像活了过来。 All kinds of people, drill from all kinds of courtyards, the unit buildings and one-story house, 1-2 and 34 and 78...... collect on a main road rapidly. 各种各样的人,从各种各样的农家院、单元楼和平房里钻出,1-2、三四个、七八个……迅速汇集在一条大路上。 From different regions, people of different face, anxious, anxious, agitated, longs, yearned, like an even more strong mighty current, flows under the dense sky forward. 来自不同地域,不同面孔的人们,紧张,焦急,烦躁,渴望,向往,就像一股愈发壮大的洪流,在黑压压的天空下向前流淌。 The atmosphere quarrelled mixed, chaotic, but walked a regulation, became a little peaceful. People in silent, silent looks all around, the increasing number of people collect one. 气氛吵杂,混乱,但走了一程,又变得有点安静。人们都在沉默,沉默的看着周遭,越来越多的人汇集到一处。 Many is not acquainted, the road, is actually pointing at the same direction.? 多不相识,路,却指着同一个方向。? Unknowingly, a marvelous reverent feeling bursts out in their heart, since the body spreads, in addition doubled and re-doubled holds the giant force field that thrives faintly doubled and re-doubled. 不知不觉中,一种奇妙的虔诚感在他们心底迸发,又从身上扩散,成倍成倍的加持成一个隐隐勃发的巨大力场。 „......” “……” You Yu is pasting the glass, looks at outside, this scene many years later, deeply carves in own brain. 游宇贴着车窗,怔怔的看着外面,这番光景直到很多年后,都深深刻在自己的脑子里。 Their three o'clock set off, more than 20 kilometers, walked fully for two hours. 他们三点钟出发,二十多公里,整整走了两个小时。 The present is five o'clock, the brightness of skylight is enough. Baicheng is crowder, nearly is in a paralyzed state, they used the big effort, finally is running simply the past, pushed reluctantly the square. 现在是五点钟,天光的亮度已然足够。白城市区就更加拥堵,近乎处于瘫痪状态,他们费了好大的劲,最后干脆跑着过去,才勉强挤到了广场。 This square is not small, the beforehand tourist facility demolishes, the space expands, but is far from enough. 这广场不算小,以前的旅游设施又拆除,空间扩展,但远远不够。 Really has much passes the night in this, the bedding lay down place. Occupies the complacency of good position, more will more compel in the future painstakingly, was pushed in wanting to cry but have no tears to urban district, like online National Day traveling expression package. 真有不少在此过夜的,铺盖躺了一地。占据好位的洋洋得意,越往后越苦逼,被挤到市区里的欲哭无泪,像极了网上流传的国庆旅游表情包。 Person comes real many!” “人来的真多啊!” You Yu takes a look at all around, sighed, the scene no one dares to sit, because sits the ratio is standing the space to be big, will be encircled kicks. Afterward, he opens the backpack, pulls out some bread biscuits and so on, asked: Brother Tao, you have not eaten meal, can front the pad?” 游宇瞅瞅四周,不禁感叹,现场都没人敢坐着,因为坐着比站着的空间大,会被圈踢的。随后,他又翻开背包,掏出些面包饼干之类的,问:“陶哥,你们没吃饭吧,要不要垫垫?” We do not use, I urged you is also best not to eat.” “我们不用,我劝你也最好别吃。” Tao Yu fishes out a chocolate, hands over saying: Must eat this......, the water do not drink.” 陶宇摸出一块巧克力,递过去道:“要吃吃这个……哦,水也别喝。” Water how?” He is puzzled. “水怎么了?”他不解。 You have a look at this place, do you want to go to bathroom to go out?” “你看看这地方,你想上厕所出得去么?” Tao Yu lowers the sound, collects the shortcut: To be honest with you, I wore the diaper beforehand.” 陶宇压低声音,凑近道:“不瞒你说,我事先都穿了纸尿裤了。” „......” “……” You Yu is a little ignorant, oneself slow half of the day, good, does not have the experience young, right that others said. 游宇有点懵,自己缓了半天,好吧,年轻没经验,人家说的对。 Yeah the elder brother, that side also has the video recording!” “哎哥,那边还有录像的呢!” At this time, Tao Tong suddenly discovered the new phenomenon, greeted everyone view to look together. Really, in three high places, the government built the platform early, puts up the machine to prepare to video. 正此时,陶通忽然发现了新鲜玩意,招呼大家一起观瞧。果然,就在三面高处,政府早搭了台子,架好机器准备摄录。 „, It is not concerned about face, others viewpoints also photograph surreptitiously.” Tao Yi despises very much. “切,不要脸,人家讲法还来偷拍。”陶怡很不齿。 Do not say, Mr. Gu should expect, without preventing default.” Tao Yudao. “别这么说,顾先生应该预料到,既然没阻止就是默认了。”陶宇道。 They are chatting low voice, the quick weather is greatly bright, as the time approaches, the mood of crowd even more is also anxious. When 7.5 about ten, turned into moving restlessly anxiously, various places are stealing the language. 他们小声聊着,很快天色大亮,随着时间临近,人群的情绪也愈发不安。当到了七点五十左右,不安变成了躁动,各处都在窃语。 You said that the immortal cannot come, do not put our pigeon!” “你说仙人到底来不来啊,别放我们鸽子喽!” I am unsure, you looked that the platform has not built one, the microphone sound does not have, has not prepared completely!” “我是没谱啊,你看讲台也没搭一个,话筒音响也没有,完全没准备嘛!” I did not fear that he does not come, feared I who he said cannot understand.” “我倒不怕他不来,就怕他说的我听不懂。” Cannot understand + 1!” “听不懂!” Aii, eight points! Eight points!” “哎哎,八点了!八点了!” Suddenly, does not know that who shouted one. From the foot, to the square, extends several li (0.5 km) again outward, the entire tens of thousands people, all sounds also vanish, does not have a mixed sound unexpectedly. 突然间,不知谁喊了一声。从山脚开始,一直到广场,再往外延伸数里,整整几万人,所有的声音同时消失,竟无一丝杂响。 Everyone is maintaining a movement, the elongated neck, is standing on tiptoes the foot, is staring at that place of fog filling the air stubbornly, the entrance is. 大家都保持着一个动作,伸长脖子,踮着脚,死死盯着那云雾弥漫之处,正是山门所在。 One second, two seconds...... ten seconds...... 一秒钟,两秒钟……十秒钟…… Bang! 轰! A boundless vast pressure emerges suddenly, sweeps across the audience instantaneously, people simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform shakes, all thinks the state of mind to be terrified, has will not firmness, even surface white Jinghan, several wants weak weak. 一股磅礴浩大的威压骤然涌现,瞬间席卷全场,众人齐齐一震,皆觉神思惶恐,有心志不坚者,甚至面白惊汗,几欲瘫软无力。 No one appears, one transmits from the summit just like the god voice, clear passes to the ear of everyone. 没有任何人出现,就一个宛如神祗的声音自山巅传来,清清楚楚的传到每个人的耳朵里。 Double-hour has arrived, opens the altar/jar viewpoints!” “时辰已到,开坛讲法!”
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