PAW :: Volume #7

#686: New instruction Forward!


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A day. 一天。 Five days. 五天。 Ten days. 十天。 The less than half month passed by an instant. 小半个月转眼过去了。 Under the Dong Xuebin management, the work of Guangming Subdistrict Office is launching methodically, is a little nothing may do, decides after falling of model unit a while ago, since then the office basically has nothing busily, the important matter did not have, the small matter party politics in broken bits manage definitely to process with several responsible deputy director there, Dong Xuebin the only duty was to listen to the report for several days, met, signs, then from sat early with the secretary office late, from going to work to sit to get off work, as for the going home later time, Dong Xuebin was still idle, because Secretary of the District Committee also in please the sick leave, the work of region was Geng Yuehua temporarily agent, district party committee area government. That two big outdoor shop matters may want many, in any case after that day District Mayor Yuehua does not have the street dormitory, as if has lived in the district party committee not easy, Dong Xuebin to look for her, sends the message opposite party not to return, therefore was idler feels nervous. 董学斌主持下,光明街道办的工作有条不紊地展开着,就是有点没什么事情可做,经过前一阵模范单位的落定,自那以后办事处就基本没什么可忙的了,大事没有,细细碎碎的小事儿党政办和几个分管副主任那里就完全可以处理好,董学斌这些天唯一的任务就是听听报告,开开会,签签字,然后就跟书记办公室从早坐到晚,从上班坐到下班,至于回家以后的时间,董学斌仍然是无所事事,因为区委书记还在请病假,全区的工作都是耿月华暂时代理的,区委区政府那两大摊子事儿可想有多少,反正自那天以后月华区长就没回过街道宿舍,似乎一直住在区委,董学斌也不好去找她,发短信对方也不回,于是更闲得发慌了。 On this day in the afternoon. 这天午后。 Office, secretary office. 办事处,书记办公室。 Went to the cafeteria to eat lunch Dong Xuebin to return to the room, ignited the smoke to sit in desk following is pulling out, hand is manipulating the mouse, with accessed the net in the past same and others fights the landlord. 去食堂吃了午饭的董学斌回了屋,点着烟坐在办公桌后面一口口抽着,手里摆弄着鼠标,跟往常一样上网和别人斗地主。 líng líng líng, cell phone sound. 铃铃铃,手机响了。 It looks like the electricity number, Dong Xuebin smiled, is Yu Meixia. 一看来电号码,董学斌就笑了一下,是虞美霞的。 "Hello, Big Sister Yu. ” “喂,虞大姐。” Little Bin, is I, are you, you busy?” The sound is very careful. 小斌,是我,你,你忙着呢?”声音很小心。 Dong Xuebin has a look at the screen of fight of landlords, the forced smile saying: Yes, was too busy, this non- son, plays the game positively.” 董学斌看看斗地主的屏幕,苦笑道:“是啊,太忙了,这不儿,打游戏呢正。” Yu Meixia one hear tone hurries saying: You are busy, you are busy, I do not have other matter, did not disturb you.” 虞美霞一听・语气慌忙道:“那你忙,你忙,我没别的事儿,不打扰你了。” Sweat.” Dong Xuebin rolls the eyes does not know whether to laugh or cry saying: I said that Big Sister Yu can't you listen the joke? I must be really busy, but can also play the game?” “汗。”董学斌一翻白眼・哭笑不得道:“我说虞大姐・您连玩笑话都听不出来啊?我要真忙,还能打游戏?” A that sound doubt, „aren't you busy?” 那头声儿一狐疑,“你不忙?” Was not busy, has the matter you to say.” The Big Sister Yu temper was too formal, oneself said that what she letter/believes anything, Dong Xuebin does not dare to joke with her, if talked nonsense anything at sixes and sevens, others Big Sister Yu will really take seriously, in the Yu Meixia dictionary has not cracked a joke this word. “不忙,有事你说。”虞大姐的性子太正儿八经了,自己说什么她信什么,董学斌也不敢跟她开玩笑了・万一瞎说点什么乱七八糟的,人家虞大姐真会当真的,虞美霞字典里就没有开玩笑这个词。 cell phone that sound one low, I am all right, was Qianqian thinks you.” 手机那头声音一低,“我没事,就是茜茜想你了。” Dong Xuebin talked about with interest: „Do you, think me?” 董学斌乐道:“那你呢,想我没?” Almost can see the appearance that she blushes ……Un.” 几乎能看到她脸红的样子了・“……嗯。” What un is? Actually thinks?” “嗯是什么?到底想不想?” „...... Qianqian.” Obviously the speech is not convenient. “……茜茜在呢。”显然说话不方便。 Little fellow? Two months had not seen, but also really thought her.” Dong Xuebin was very happy, hehe said with a smile: That what, are you is asking Qianqian to come on city the matter of high school? Relax, Qianqian's matter I , if not careful, whose matter I am careful? Handled, I make my mother greet with the school that side, the city key high school, Qianqian reported when the time comes directly on good right you come the matter of community residents'committee, which I have not thought on you, waits for you to come when the time comes after coming, I arrange again.” “小家伙怎么样了?俩月没见了,还真想她了。”董学斌挺高兴,呵呵笑道:“那什么,你是问茜茜来市里上高中的事儿吧?放心,茜茜的事情我要是不上心,我还上心谁的事?都办好了,我让我妈跟学校那边打了招呼,市重点高中,到时候茜茜直接来报道就行了・对了・你来社区居委会的事儿,我还没想好你上哪儿,等你到时候过来吧・过来以后我再安排。” Big Sister Yu un, I listened your.” 虞大姐嗯了一声,“我都听你的。” Hehe what listens my?” “呵呵・什么都听我的?” Un!” The tone affirmed very much. “嗯!”语气很肯定。 Dong Xuebin is somewhat sigh with emotion, my family Big Sister Yu is good.” 董学斌有些感慨,“还是我家虞大姐好呀。” „...... Does not have.” “……没有。” „It is modest.” “还挺谦虚。” Does not have.” “没有的。” Takes a look at others Big Sister Yu, why lets, is very amenable to Dong Xuebin, reviews Geng Yuehua that neither cold nor hot vigor, oh, the person must die! 瞧瞧人家虞大姐,让干啥干啥,对董学斌十分顺从,反观耿月华那不冷不热的劲儿,唉唉唉,人比人得死啊! Dong Xuebin smiles, what suddenly remembered, complexion one positive, „the previous that matter do you consider to be clear?” 董学斌笑了笑,忽然想起了什么,脸色一正,“上次那事儿你到底考虑清楚没有?” What matter?” “什么事?” Your birth parents.” “你亲生父母啊。” When that Vung Tau a silence, end made excuses: I, I also 那头顿时一阵沉默,末了支吾道:“我,我还・・・・・・” Helpless Dong Xuebin said: How is also dragging? The paternity test we also did, definitely mistakenly, Uncle Liu and Auntie Qian age were also big, if you consume again do you understand my meaning? I know that you are a little anxious, but the matter of this/should solution must be solved, moreover this is the good matter, the family member reunites, the huge good matter, what this also to be good to ponder over? Un, this matter yourself make a decision in any case, I cannot control, can only suggest to you, you best also and Little Qianqian first communicate communicate, do not let the little fellow not have the psychology to prepare, she is the Uncle Liu biological granddaughter, there are the right that knows this matter, yourself considered in any case.” 董学斌无奈道:“怎么还拖着呢?亲子鉴定咱们也做了,肯定错不了,柳叔儿和钱阿姨岁数也不小了,你要是再耗下去・・・・・・你明白我意思吧?我知道你有点紧张,可该解决的事情总要解决,而且这是好事儿啊,家人团聚,天大的好事儿,这还有什么好琢磨的?嗯,反正这件事你自己拿主意吧,我也管不了,只能给你建议,你最好也和小茜茜沟通沟通,别让小家伙没有心理准备,她是柳叔儿的亲外孙女,也有知道这事儿的权利,反正你自己考虑。” „...... Good, I told Qianqian.” “……好,我跟茜茜说。” Ok, if you want to come to acknowledge as relatives, calls me momentarily, I give you to relate. “行,你要想过来认亲,随时给我打电话,我给你联系。 hang up the phone, Dong Xuebin touches the mouse , to continue to be bored to death plays is fighting the landlord, a game of then game. 挂了线,董学斌一摸鼠标,继续百无聊赖地玩着斗地主,一局接着一局。 When, Dong Xuebin did not lose one game after another same four, the overall running water slid, played he was also tired, withdrew from the game to depend toward chair back on. 不多会儿,董学斌连输了四把,积分流水一样地下滑,玩的他也烦了,退出游戏往椅子背儿上一靠。 Dong Xuebin! Can you again bored? 董学斌啊!你能不能再无聊点儿? Director Subdistrict Office! Thoughts internet fighting landlord? You may be really good! 街道办主任了!还有心思上网打斗地主?你丫可真行! Dong Xuebin felt oneself must look for a matter to do, since works nothing, that studies the biggest card in a hand again. BACK , STOP , REERE except for discovered these, but can also have other fingers. zhi hadn't found? Dong Xuebin remembers very clearly, oneself once dictionary from end to front read, when discovers REVERE, is actually second that read, in other words, when Dong Xuebin read REERE for the first time has not noticed, after was very long reads for the second time from end to front detected that the instruction became effective, Dong Xuebin thought it over, possibly when was read for the first time diverted attention the reason, in that case, Dong Xuebin no doubt held the English to Chinese dictionary to read through, but unavoidably was also possible to have fish slip through. 董学斌觉得自己必须得找点事儿干了,既然工作上没什么事情,那就再研究研究自己最大的底牌吧。BACK,STOP,REERE除了已经发现的这几个,还会不会有其他指.夂自己没找到的?董学斌记得很清楚,自己曾经把字典从后从后到前的读了一遍,但发现REVERE时,却是读的第二遍,也就是说,董学斌第一次念出REERE时并没有注意到,直至很久以后第二次从后往前读才发觉指令生效了,董学斌想来想去,可能是自己第一次念时分心了的缘故,那样的话,董学斌固然是抱着英汉词典通读了一遍,但其中难免还可能有漏网之鱼。 But how to look for them? 但怎么把它们找出来? Read a dictionary attentively again? 全神贯注地再读一遍词典? Dong Xuebin thinks here was scared, talked nonsense, he believes that in the world no one can read through one is not distracted a thick dictionary with total concentration, this was really a too arid work, only if read every day, but, feared that also took about two months, Dong Xuebin where had that free time? He has read -and-a-half the dictionary, he read early bothersomely. 董学斌一想到这里就发毛了,扯淡,他相信世界上没有人可以聚精会神地将一本厚厚的词典通读一遍还一点也不走神,这实在是个太枯燥的工作,除非每天读一点,但是,怕也要两个月开外了,董学斌哪儿有那个闲工夫?况且他已经将词典读过一遍半了,他早读烦了。 With the old means that choosing some possibly to have the instruction the glossary. 还是得用老办法,选一些可能生出指令的词汇。 Dong Xuebin thinks, this he decided time previous time also want to be finer than some, tries to result in the time related words and expressions simply directly, tries one's luck. 董学斌想了想,这一次他决定要比上次还要精细出一些,干脆直接试一试跟时间有关的词语得了,碰碰运气吧。 STOP is the time static, BACK is the time retrocedes, that STOP是时间静止,BACK是时间后退,那么・・・・・・ Start? Static antonym? It is not good, without response. Start?静止的反义词?不行,没反应。 Bgm? Inadequate, without sound. Bgm呢?还是不成,没动静。 Antonym that GO retrocedes? Also inadequate. GO后退的反义词?也不成。 A while ago to study this, Dong Xuebin English progresses by leaps and bounds, went to college that little while is also better him on were more, most glossaries have had no need to look through the dictionary, easy, therefore closed/pass on a person in the office is experimenting one by one. 前阵子就为了研究这个,董学斌的英文水平突飞猛进,比他上大学那会儿还要好上不少了,大部分词汇已经用不着翻字典,手到擒来,于是就一个人关在办公室里挨个儿试验着。 One hour passed by. 一个小时过去了。 Does not have the harvest, tried over a hundred words, is not good. 全无收获,试了上百个词,都不行。 Dong Xuebin smoked less than half hold/container smoke/tobacco, worried that is he is not mainly clear also has the new instruction, therefore cannot propose the working zeal at heart, if didn't have? Suddenly, the Dong Xuebin vision fell to empty on the remote control, how also did not know, he thinks suddenly a Word -ff that in the DD remote control often wrote, this was the meaning of quickly entering, as for English full title was FastFoward 董学斌足足抽了小半包烟,愁呀,主要是他不清楚到底还有没有新指令,所以心里也提不起来干劲儿,万一没有了呢?忽然,董学斌目光落到了空掉遥控器上,也不知怎么的,他突然想到了DD遥控上常写的一个词-FF,这是快进的意思,至于英文全称・・・・・・是FastFoward This is also related with the time, happen to and REVERE is opposite. 这个也是跟时间有关的,正好与REVERE相反。 Dong Xuebin is holding the thoughts of trying, the attention will concentrate, clamps just in point that cigarette to meditate ORWARD! 董学斌就抱着试一试的心思,将注意力一集中,夹着刚点上的那根烟默念了一声ORWARD! Does not have the indication! 毫无征兆的! Almost was In the blink of an eye, the cigarette butt on hand turned into a lead wire probably, suddenly burnt through, one burnt the hand of Dong Xuebin! 几乎是一眨眼的工夫,手上的烟头好像变成了一根引线,蓦然燃尽,一下就烫到了董学斌的手! Aiyu! 哎呦! Dong Xuebin ate washes one's hands of painful, hurries to read ORWARD to relieve! 董学斌吃痛地一抖手,慌忙念了声ORWARD解除! This really Lane Dong Xuebin quickly grasping the meaning of something, this cigarette no matter, if it, must burn at least more than ten 20 minutes, the result one did outburn? Went against the logical the phenomenon, Dong Xuebin has been certain, F09WARD became effective , read Xie N to check the surplus times, reduced for one second compared with the time of record! Is this and REVERE just right opposite function? REERE is the retreat assigns the object the time, but ORWARD is the advance assigns the object the time!? 这一幕真把董学斌了一个激灵,这支烟如果不管它,最起码要烧个十几二十分钟呢,结果一下就烧完了?这么违背逻辑的现象,董学斌已经可以肯定了,F09WARD生效了,果然,一念勰N查了查剩余时间,比事前记录的时间减少了一秒钟!这是和REVERE正好相反的作用?REERE是后退指定物体的时间,而ORWARD是前进指定物体的时间!? Must try! 必须试试! Dong Xuebin came the spirit immediately, stands to look in the room, finally that clock that brings the calendar attained hand, calms down, intention centralized on clock, immediately issues the instruction! 董学斌顿时来了精神,站起来在屋里找了找,最后将那个带着日历的时钟拿到了手里,定定神,心念集中在时钟上,立刻下了指令! F09WARD! F09WARD! In an instant, the second hand in clock is hard the speed of catching to revolve by a naked eye immediately crazily forward, the minute hand also walks quickly, is only the operating speed of hand on the other hand slightly obviously gentle. 刹那间,时钟里的秒针登时以一个肉眼难以捕捉到的速度疯狂地向前运转,分针也走得很快,只是时针的运转速度相对来说稍显平缓。 This made Dong Xuebin look gawked staring, walked unhappy? 这一幕让董学斌看得愣了愣,走的不快啊? But he has not hesitated, is gathering the attention honestly. 但他没有迟疑,还是老老实实集中着注意力。 Ten seconds...... 十秒钟…… 30 seconds...... 三十秒…… One minute quick to! 一分钟时间很快到了! F09WARD relieves! F09WARD解除! Dong Xuebin shouted the tone, the doubt took the clock to look at the date, FORWARD spent one minute of surplus time, the clock just went forward for day, went forward 24 hours, was equal to being equal to backing up for day compared with REERE one second, the ORWARD time advance actually not that big effect, missed 60 times, but affected on the single object, is much longer than the time that BACK became effective. 董学斌呼了口气,狐疑不已地拿着时钟一看日期,FORWARD花费了一分钟的剩余时间,时钟刚好前进了一天,前进了二十四小时整,等于是比起REERE的一秒钟等于倒退一天,ORWARD的时间前进却并没有那么大的效果,差了六十倍,但作用在单个物体上,却又比BACK生效的时间长得多。 What is this? 这是什么意思? Aren't the consumption similar energies and surplus times, why the time of retreat and advance single object equal? 消耗同样的能量和剩余时间,后退和前进单个物体的时间为什么不相等? Past has the path to follow, are the energy of therefore the object retreat needing few? The future is unknowable, therefore the object does go forward the energy of needing the retreat be bigger than? 难道过去的有轨迹可循的,所以把物体后退需要的能量少?未来是不可知的,所以物体前进所需要的能量要比后退大? What functional calculus has? 还是其中有什么函数计算? What other unclear reasons has?? 有什么其他不明的原因?? Dong Xuebin really cannot comprehend, but he only understands, oneself discovered a new Instruction -f 09 ward! 董学斌实在搞不懂,但他只明白一点,自己发现了一个新指令-F09WARD!
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