PAW :: Volume #17

#1683: Under the bed has the mouse!


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In room. 屋内。 Tossed about. 都折腾好了。 Under a Fang Wenping stopper bed, the stone of Dong Xuebin heart also fell slightly, was more relaxed, therefore then must pass to open the door. 方文萍一塞床底下,董学斌心头的石头也稍稍落了一下,轻松了许多,于是便要过去开门。 But suddenly, on foot single layer! 可突然间,脚上一重! Dong Xuebin felt that the ankle child held on by anyone, this walks, almost falls a somersault to go out, made that he nearly shouted abuse! 董学斌就感觉脚腕子被什么人拉住了,这一走,差点摔一个跟头出去,弄得他险些破口大骂! „Do you do!” Dong Xuebin squats down said in a low voice. “你干嘛!”董学斌蹲下低声道。 Fang Wenping also to/clashes compared with his tone, my clothes!” 方文萍比他口气还冲,“我衣服!” Dong Xuebin pats the forehead to think, almost forgot!” 董学斌一拍脑门才想起来,“差点忘了!” If makes my niece see! You look at me unable to kill your!” Fang Wenping puts the aggressive statement to say. “要是让我侄女看到!你看我弄不死你的!”方文萍放狠话道。 Dong Xuebin cut one, but took on the chair honestly in the past the Fang Wenping long skirt and woolen sweater, about looked, threw under the bed to her simply, calculates that here safest, making her own hug, end also kicked to her her high-heeled shoes. Once again after standing up, Dong Xuebin does not know how the matter did this appearance, they obviously were the mortal enemies, currently actually also cooperates full power on, ok, does not think that first deceiving to say outside these two things again. 董学斌切了一声,不过还是老老实实地过去拿了椅子上方文萍的长裙和毛衣,左右看了看,干脆还是给她扔到了床底下,算来算去还是这里最安全,让她自己抱着去吧,末了也把她高跟鞋给她踢进去了。又一次站起身后,董学斌都不知道事情怎么搞成这个样子了,俩人明明是死敌,现在却还全力合作上了,算了,不想了,先把外面这俩东西给糊弄走再说吧。 Brother-in-law? Didn't have?” Xie Ran asked. “姐夫?还没好?”谢然问道。 Dong Xuebin pats earth that just moistened, good!” 董学斌拍了拍刚刚身上沾的土,“好了好了!” But has not waited for Dong Xuebin to respond, Xie Ran pushed the door to come, following Fang Shuiling looked at Dong Xuebin to wear the clothes, took a step to follow up the room. On the Dong Xuebin almost foot tramples them, this also wants to lead to arrive at outside them, who thinks that they asked did not ask entered the room. 可还没等董学斌反应过来,谢然就推门进来了,后面的方水玲一看董学斌穿好了衣服,也迈步跟进了屋。董学斌差点上脚踹他们,本还想把他们带到外面呢,谁想俩人问也不问就进屋了。 Dong Xuebin one surprised, outside said!” 董学斌一愕,“外面说!” Xie Ran has not listened. Disturbed you to rest.” 谢然没听。“打扰您休息了。” Fang Shuiling hand also takes the thing, places on the table, Brother Dong, gave you to bring fruit anything, yesterday...... really sorry.” 方水玲手里也拿着东西,放在桌子上,“董哥,给您带了点水果什么的,昨天……真的对不起啦。” Dong Xuebin said: Whose idea?” 董学斌道:“谁的主意?” My!” Xie Ran first said. “我的!”谢然抢先道。 Is my!” Fang Shuiling also said. “是我的!”方水玲也道。 Dong Xuebin beckons with the hand, I was disinclined to say with you, what you threw the same place me with Fang Wenping with what? Telephone also not starting? I took you, thought anything, both of us quarrelled such, oh. Singing several songs can hello/you good my good everyone's good?” 董学斌摆摆手,“我都懒得跟你们说了,什么跟什么啊你们就把我跟方文萍扔一块?电话还不开机?我都服了你们了,都想什么呢,我俩吵成那样了,噢。唱几首歌就能你好我好大家好了?” Xie Ran holds Dong Xuebin to sit toward the bed on. Brother-in-law, you should not be angry, it's all my fault.” 谢然扶着董学斌往床上一坐。“姐夫,你就别生气了,都赖我。” Fang Shuiling blinks the eye, sat on the bed. Brother Dong. Yesterday after we walked . Did you also sing?” 方水玲眨巴眨巴眼睛,也坐在了床上。“董哥。昨天我们走以后。你们又唱歌啦?” Dong Xuebin curls the lip saying: Sang, you walked us to walk.” 董学斌撇嘴道:“唱什么歌啊,你们走了我们就走了。” "Oh." Fang Shuiling also said: Right, my sister-in-law/little aunt? How to telephone unable to make a connection? Gives in my sister-in-law/little aunt family/home to hit also no one to meet.” “哦。”方水玲又道:“对了,那我小姑呢?怎么打电话一直打不通?给我小姑家里打也没人接。” Dong Xuebin just about to speaks. Also hesitates, changed the rumor, which how would I know she went.” 董学斌刚要说话。又是一沉吟,变了口风,“我哪儿知道她去哪儿了。” Fang Shuiling was worried, had/left the matter maybe? It is not good, I hit one again.” Was saying put out cell phone. 方水玲担心了起来,“别是出事儿了吧?不行,我再打一个。”说着就拿出了手机 Dong Xuebin quickly grasps the meaning of something immediately, in his morning sleep indistinct also heard some cell phone tings, but also falls asleep, he has not cared, but one hear of Fang Shuiling say now, obviously that strange cell phone ting is Fang Shuiling hits to Fang Wenping, Fang Wenping cell phone is opening, Dong Xuebin recalled fast, just oneself Fang Wenping package also threw under the bed to her probably, if this sound of cell phone under with the bed, that also non- reveal did fall? Dong Xuebin is busy at putting out a hand to block, do not hit do not hit, that anything, the sister-in-law/little aunt drank yesterday, I threw Family member Institute to her, now estimated that has not awaked, you hit at noon again.” 董学斌顿时一个激灵,他早上睡梦中隐约还听见了一些手机铃声呢,不过还睡着,他也没在意,但现在一听方水玲这么说,显然那个陌生的手机铃声是方水玲方文萍打出来的,方文萍手机是开着的,董学斌快速回忆了一下,刚刚自己好像连带方文萍的包也给她扔床底下了啊,这要是手机跟床底下一响,那还不露陷了?董学斌忙伸手一拦,“别打了别打了,那什么,昨儿你小姑喝多了,我就给她扔回家属院了,现在估计还没醒呢,你中午再打吧。” I do not feel relieved.” Fang Shuiling said. “我不放心呢。”方水玲道。 Dong Xuebin smacks the lips, said: What this has not to feel relieved that your paternal aunt 40-year-old person, oneself couldn't have taken care of himself?” 董学斌咂嘴,道:“这有什么不放心的,你姑姑都40岁的人了,自己还照顾不了自己啊?” Fang Shuiling blinks, actually dialed, I hit one to ask again.” 方水玲眨眨眼,却还是拨通了,“我就再打一个问问。” Dong Xuebin is much more anxious, „, I said your paternal aunt is definitely all right, she......” 董学斌急得不得了,“诶,我都说了你姑姑肯定没事儿,她……” Then, under bed on bā da made a sound gently, is not quite obvious. 然后,床底下就吧嗒的轻轻响了一声,不太明显。 Then saw only Fang Shuiling to put down cell phone, the doubts said: How suddenly not in service area?” 接着只见方水玲放下了手机,疑惑道:“怎么突然不在服务区了?” Dong Xuebin understands that under the bed that what's the matter, Fang Wenping heard their dialogue obviously, if closes down, cell phone will have the close-down music, exposed, therefore she lifts the cell phone top plate directly, captured to the battery, this did not fear that cell phone made a sound, therefore hits is also not the prompt sound in service area, shouting, this Old Fang is very smart, frightens me one to jump. 董学斌才明白床下那一声儿是怎么回事儿了,方文萍显然是听见了他们的对话,如果关机的话,手机会有关机音乐的,就暴露了,所以她直接把手机后盖掀开,给电池拔掉了,这样就不怕手机响了,所以打过去也是一个不在服务区的提示音,呼,这个老方还是挺机灵的嘛,吓我一跳。 But the sound under bed let Xie Ran well a throat, what sound?” 但床下的声音却让谢然咦了一嗓子,“什么声儿?” "Ah?" Dong Xuebin feigns saying: What sound?” “啊?”董学斌装傻充愣道:“什么什么声儿?” Xie Ran lowers the head looks downward, said: Brother-in-law, does your family have the mouse? How under the bed to have the sound? bā da bā da, heard a moment ago.” 谢然低头往下看,道:“姐夫,你家有耗子吧?怎么床底下有动静?吧嗒吧嗒的,刚才听见了。” Fang Shuiling hearing this called out in alarm a throat, mouse?” 方水玲闻言就惊叫了一嗓子,“耗子?” Xie Ran hurries to hold on her hand, is all right, has me.” 谢然赶紧拉住她的手,“没事儿没事儿,有我呢。” The Dong Xuebin pit pit said anxiously: „, Right, has the mouse, several days, without relations, no matter it, I did not fear this gadget in any case.” 董学斌坑坑巴巴道:“啊,啊对,有耗子,好几天了,没关系甭管它了,反正我也不怕这玩意儿。” Xie Ran waves the hand, „how line, I give you to rumble to come out to kill.” 谢然摇手,“那怎么行啊,我给您轰出来弄死。” One hear of this saying, Fang Shuiling has hidden distantly, stood entrance there. 一听这话,方水玲已经躲得远远的了,站在了门口那里。 Dong Xuebin actually quickly holds on Xie Ran, „do you do, is not in the way, mouse.” 董学斌却急忙拉住谢然,“你干嘛啊,不碍事儿,耗子而已。” Its being bored person, you, gave me leave alone.” Xie Ran a little shows off said: My present grassroots Family member Institute has the mouse, I killed two.” Can look, Xie Ran wants to display vigorously, should be knows last night matter really making the vitality/angry Dong Xuebin. “它腻味人啊,您别管了,交给我。”谢然有点显摆道:“我现在基层的家属院就有耗子,我都打死两个了。”看得出来,谢然是极力想表现一下,应该是知道昨晚的事儿真把董学斌给弄生气了。 But where Dong Xuebin dares to make him look toward the bed, half-naked Fang Wenping under! 董学斌哪儿敢让他往床底下看啊,半裸的方文萍就在底下呢! Also hits the mouse? 还打耗子? This is must kill! 这是要出人命的啊! Dong Xuebin was also anxious, doesn't use! I cross little while to hit!” 董学斌也急了,“不用不用的!我过会儿自己打!” „Haven't my you felt relieved?” Xie Ran has sat from the bed, squatted, gives me!” “我您还不放心啊?”谢然已经从床上坐起来,蹲了下去,“交给我!” Does not use you!” Dong Xuebin frightened the perspiration to come out, saw him to push aside the bed sheet, Dong Xuebin was frightened out of one's wits, busy bed sheet according, you looked to Little Ling frighten , after Little Ling walked leave alone leave alone, I tossed about again, hurry to hurry, drank to make tea!” “不用你!”董学斌吓了汗都出来了,见他都扒开了床单,董学斌魂飞魄散,忙又把床单给按了下去,“你瞧给小玲吓得,别管了别管了,小玲走了以后我再折腾,赶紧起来赶紧起来,喝点茶去!” The Xie Ran shoes have stepped on under the bed, from the Dong Xuebin angle, can see wipes the dark silk stockings, his shoes almost kicked the thigh of Fang Wenping! 谢然的鞋子已经踩到了床下,从董学斌的角度,都能看到一抹黑乎乎的丝袜了,他的鞋子几乎踢到了方文萍的大腿! hearing this, Xie Ran takes a look at the girlfriend, thinks, this stands, that...... line.” 闻言,谢然瞅了瞅女朋友,想了想,这才站起来,“那……行吧。” Fang Shuiling was about to cry, the woman to the mouse always somewhat fears that we, we went to the outhouse.” 方水玲都快哭了,女人对耗子总是有些怕的,“咱们,咱们去外屋吧。” Dong Xuebin is looks certainly forward, right, the outhouse, I make to make tea to you drink.” Then, Xie Ran is hurrying the living room on drawing. 董学斌当然是巴不得呢,“对对,外屋去,我给你们弄点茶喝。”说完,就拉着谢然赶紧出去了客厅。 ! 呼! Too dangerous! 太险了啊!
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