PWE :: Volume #12

#1154: End point

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Ye Cang looks that the Brother Zhong dice stopped at 3 : 00 is own position, put out the steamed stuffed bun to come „to come, person, do not snatch, has the strength to be good to start off to accept the test, you can come here to ascend the sky simply to your gracious gift, I was make up the number to be perfunctory radically.” 叶苍看着忠哥的骰子在3点停下了正好是自己的位置,拿出包子来“来来,一人一个,别抢,有力气了好上路接受考验,你们能来我这里简直就是上天给你们恩赐,我根本就是凑数敷衍的。” But 3 points have swayed, arrived at 4 points, the Brother Zhong original heart must fall, at this time suddenly discovered that the Taoist trinity really likes the following beautiful woman portrait office! Hurries to bypass Ye Cang „thanks, the Brother Little White good intention, this, this, I want to eat do not have the means that does not have that good fortune.” 但3点摇晃了一下,还是到了4点,忠哥本来心都要掉出来了,此时突然发现三清果然是喜欢后面的美女写真手办的！赶紧绕过叶苍“谢谢,小白哥的好意,这,这,我就是想吃也没办法,没那个福气。” „Indeed, what a pity, but!!! Little Dino we change a position!!” The Ye Cang words said FrozenCloud of following standard, helpless walked coming out „.. I was the preparation made them drink a liquor.” “的确,可惜了,但是！！！小龙我们换个位置！！”叶苍话说完了后面一格的冰云无奈走了出来“哦。。本来我是准备让他们喝点酒就算了的。” „....” Big that the Brother Zhong mouth opens, you.. You.. Also can such play!? “。。。。”忠哥嘴巴张的大大,你。。你。。还能这么玩的吗！？ In two people look to begin the steamed stuffed bun, Brother Zhong, although pinches soft superior cheek, but felt that in has any thing to struggle, puts the mouth vaguely to hear any thing to wail, has thought Li the eating law, the mouth opens to a big way, one fills, the instance of breaking by biting, disgustingly was similar to the mighty current Tsunami submerged the entire sense of taste, was not oneself! The established custom expert loosened directly, the instantaneous feeling of swallowing has eaten up any Devil, the stomach is calling out in grief, the sense of taste is collapsing, Brother Zhong is suppressing getting back one's composure, discovered oneself in falling down, have hurried to twist the thigh the waist that stepped up the element to be in fashion, the snake in pants crotch also launched the attack to oneself chrysanthemum forcefully, threw the dice, usually was in fashion difficultly was stepping the step was leading the way, must quickly leave here, must leave this white hair changed / condition. 两人看着手里的包子,忠哥虽然捏到的软乎乎的上等面皮,但感觉里面有什么东西在挣扎,放到嘴边依稀可以听到什么东西在哀嚎,想到了李老的吃法,嘴巴张到最大,一下塞进去,咬破的瞬间,恶心如同洪流海啸淹没了整个味觉,神魂颠倒！素风行手直接松开了,咽下去的瞬间感觉吃下了什么恶魔般,胃在悲鸣,味觉在崩坏,忠哥强忍着回神,发现自己在坠地了,赶紧拧大腿强行加紧了素风行的腰,裤裆里的蛇也对自己的菊花发起了进攻,丢出骰子,素风行艰难的迈着的步子前行着,要赶快离开这里,一定要离开这个白头发的变/态。 Some Ye Cang regrets cannot finish eating, left the check to vanish in slowly. 叶苍有些遗憾没能吃完,缓缓离开了格子消失在了阵中。 After experiencing Lin Le and Ye Cang's created obstacles, although behind two pairs of new people dirty, but felt that these simply were the family members, particularly arrived at Suyun front here time, usually the line with tears visits her „master, you let off me, disciple became a marriage is not easy..” 在经历了林乐和叶苍的刁难后,后面两对新人虽然灰头土脸但都感觉这些简直就是亲人,尤其是来到素云锋这里的时候,素焉行含着泪看着她“师傅,你就放过我吧,徒儿成个婚不容易。。” Suyun front looks at that dirty appearance, under is not cruel enough, but made the element the line take the gravity link to exert pressure to Old Li slightly. 素云锋看着那灰头土脸的样子,不忍心下,只是稍微让素焉行带上了重力环给老李施压。 Arrives at Yin Zhenyun here, usually line of miserable types of he sighed, put out the pen to write a stupidity in its forehead, wrote an egg „to walk in the Old Li forehead, you were my disciple in private, if your advisor there blamed me being too light, my strength undertook.. Walks quickly.” 来到胤禛云这里,素焉行的惨样他叹了口气,拿出笔在其额头写了一个笨,在老李额头写了一个蛋“走吧,到底你是我的私下弟子,你师爷那里如果怪我太轻了,我一力承担。。快走。” Usually line of affected departures „thanks.” 素焉行感动的离开“谢谢。” But finally also has yellow Zhong, this manor to the powerhouse, that has Sun the strength man, hopes do not lose goes to there, but the dice seemed fudged by the tweedle, Zhou Yu sneers saying that in my, I take responsibility! 而最后还有黄忠,这个庄园的至强者,那拥有太阳之力般的男人,但愿不要丢到那里去,但骰子仿佛被琴声动了手脚的般,周瑜冷笑道,我的阵里,我做主！ „old yellow, we..” Old Li is utterly exhausted to yellow loyal mournful smiles. “老黄,我们。。”老李疲惫不堪的对黄忠凄然一笑。 „Old Li, I know that felt relieved I will not feel embarrassed your, the whip muscle that you make is best, this is my arrow, is taking it, do not fall, walks.” yellow Zhong changed to a solar arrow of golden sparkle by the spiritual energy, does not need to think that with the feeling knows burns compared with the iron, usually the line is smiling bitterly, is this your friend? Brothers!? But yellow Zhongzha an eye, then restored the serious appearance to make Old Li get arrive, one held the arrow, well, restoration that not hot did not say also by own Stamina continuing, but yellow loyal winked once more eye, responded immediately that pitiful yell say/way „quite hot!! My hand!! My hand!!” “老李,我知道的,放心我不会太为难你们的,你做的鞭筋是最好的,这是我的箭,拿着它,不要掉,走完吧。”黄忠以灵气化作了一只金色闪耀的太阳箭,不用想,凭着感觉就知道比烙铁都烫,素焉行苦笑着,这就是你朋友？还是老哥们！？但黄忠眨了一下眼,然后恢复严肃的样子还是让老李get到了,一下抓住了箭,咦,不烫不说还让自己体力在持续的恢复,但黄忠再次眨了一下眼,立马反应过来,惨叫道“好烫！！我的手！！我的手！！” „Is a man! Walks!!” yellow Zhong has turned around to hint to allow to pass with deep veneration. “是个汉子！走吧！！”黄忠肃然转过身示意放行。 The Old Li wrong body goes to say in a soft voice „goes back me to look for a best dragon whip to you..” 老李错身而去轻声道“回去我就给你找一根最好的龙鞭。。” „Asked.” yellow Zhong has not turned head very very to raise the corners of the mouth. “拜托了。”黄忠没有回头酷酷扬起嘴角。 Just fell into the check, Zhang Zhengxiong that great form walks slowly „, Old Li.” 刚落入格子,张正雄那伟岸的身影缓缓走出去“哟,老李。” „A'Xiong, you are in your three are most normal, I usually to you like my son, you understand.” “阿雄,你是你们三个里面最正常的,我平日对你就像自己的儿子一样,你懂的吧。” „Naturally, but this happy night, I must offer the blessing, felt relieved that absolutely is not so excessive like Lele and my brother, here is 18 eggs, your including nine, cannot break, to the end point, the words that breaks must return to the beginning, contains.. Very simple.” “当然,但这个欢乐的夜晚,我也要献上祝福,放心绝对不像乐乐和我哥那么过分,这里是18个鸡蛋,你们一人含九个,不能弄破哦,到终点,弄破的话就要回到起点,重新含。。很简单吧。” Old Li looks at Zhang Zhengxiong, Fuck, you think simple!? But compared with eating that steamed stuffed bun, this was acceptable, hurried the mouth becomes abnormal by the egg package, two people continued to start off, more than ten steps, finally, can arrive at the marriage room finally, ended this nightmare. 老李看着张正雄,尼玛的,你觉得简单！？但比起吃那个包子,这个就是可以接受的了,赶紧嘴巴被鸡蛋包成畸形,两人继续上路,还有十多步,终于,终于可以到婚房,结束这个噩梦了。 „Was right, behind has a standard is my brother and Lele in check, you, they most like doing the person to expel the beginning carefully to come a matter from the end point again.” The Zhang Zhengxiong words let Old Li and element the line sink at heart, Brother Zhong that behind comes difficultly and is usually in fashion also finally understands that line of hundred miles roads half 90 were any meanings, if dammit went back the beginning, that do not come, but also was bringing this pile of failure debuff of( negative condition), thinks to hit to tremble. “对了,后面有一格是我哥和乐乐都在的格子,你们小心点,他们最喜欢干把人从终点撵回起点再来一遍的事情。”张正雄的话让老李和素焉行心里一沉,后面艰难过来的忠哥和素风行也是终于明白,行百里路半90是什么意思了,这尼玛如果回去起点,那不是又要来一遍,还带着身上这一堆的失败debuff（负面状态）,想想都打了个哆嗦。 The element day line arrives at the Lin Lan side „, if, on the day of we get married, can not call them..” 素天行来到林岚身边“如果,我们成婚那天,能不能不叫他们。。” „Possibility is not big, my uncle must come..” “可能性不大,我叔叔要来的。。” „......” “。。。。。。” Usually the line one after several other steps run into Liu Bei, mouth were many a cigarette, runs into Cao Cao, the mouth were also many a cigar, ran into Sun Quan to be once more many smoke pole, finally in the end point only had 5!! Only needs five points, all finished!! Appearance that Suyun front did not endure to look straight ahead new people, wait/etc.!? They not in end point! By Old Li to two people cognition, the precipice is this, in other words finally has tested, two people look exchanges, no matter how, must shoulder! These many painstakingly, received embarrassedly! Scalp feeling numb throws the dice, arrived at the end point, Lin Le has worn the waistcoat western-style clothing to walk, Ye Cang brought the ceremonial hat to wear the slender personal western-style clothing also to walk coming out „to congratulate you, two pairs of new people, arrived at the final test, felt relieved that this time will not play with your, this, the Old Li bride made a meal to eat to Old Li with here material, the Brother Zhong bride to everybody the aria rap belt tongue twister, completed the test to enter the nuptial chamber, was very reasonable.” 素焉行接连几步遇到了刘备,嘴里多了一根香烟,遇到曹操,嘴里又多了一根雪茄,遇到孙权再次多了根烟杆,最后里终点只有5步了！！只需要五点,一切都结束了！！素云锋已经不忍直视新人们的样子了,等等！？他们不会就在终点吧！以老李对两人的认知,绝壁是这样,也就是说最终考验了,两人眼神交流一下,不管如何,一定要扛过去！这么多苦,难堪都受了！头皮发麻的丢出骰子,来到了终点,林乐穿着马甲西装走了出来,叶苍带着礼帽身着修长贴身的西装也走了出来“恭喜你们,两对新人,来到了最终的考验,放心这次不会作弄你们的,这样的,老李的新娘用这里的材料做一道菜给老李吃,忠哥的新娘给大家唱段rap带绕口令的,完成考验就可以进入洞房,很合理吧。” Old Li relaxed, these two Little Wang eight eggs finally were a little human natures, but the element the line of awkward biography tone channels, how in the mouth also nine eggs „prepared food after all..” 老李松了口气,这两个小王八蛋总算是有点人性了,但素焉行尴尬的传音道,毕竟嘴巴里还有九个鸡蛋“怎么做菜来着。。” „......” “。。。。。。” The element is in fashion is also somewhat vacant looks that the Brother Zhong look does glitter „what rap is being?” 素风行也是有些茫然的看着忠哥眼神闪烁着“rap是什么？” Two bridegroom hearts sank to the valley once more.. 两个新郎心再次沉入了谷底。。 „Obeys my direction.” The Old Li pronunciation is hard to be clear. “听我的指挥。”老李发音难以清楚。 Brother Zhong also starts to teach the element to be in fashion to be good to record awkward rap „you to look at this bowl, it is big and round...( Omitted), on the back street the backless stool bench was OK widely” 忠哥也开始教素风行一段好记又尴尬的rap“你看这个碗,它又大又圆。。。（略）,之后街上板凳长板凳宽就可以了”
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