PWE :: Volume #12

#1153: Happy package

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Brother Zhong looks at not far away Lin Le, thousand ding ten thousand/myriad Zhu talked over „do not lose 4, do not lose 4, do not lose 4..” 忠哥看着不远处的林乐,千叮万嘱的念叨着“不要丢4,不要丢4,不要丢4。。” Dice of Brother Zhong in toward start has blown a tone, loses gently, Lin Le looks at ground revolving dice „4 points, did not need to look.” 忠哥朝着手里的骰子吹了一个口气,轻轻一丢,林乐看着地上旋转的骰子“4点,不用看了。” „That dice has not stopped.” The Brother Zhong forced smile said. “那个骰子还没有停下来呢。”忠哥苦笑道。 „This also with looking?” Lin Le said that the dice stopped is 4 points, Brother Zhong steps the serious step to walk „Brother Le, put my horse.” “这还用看？”林乐说完骰子停下来就是4点,忠哥迈着沉重的步伐走了过去“乐哥,放我一马吧。” „Lele is not an unprincipled person, blesses your people, how do not quarrel I to think to bless you.” Lin Le raise one's head thinks slowly „had!!” “乐乐又不是坏人,是祝福你们的人,别吵我想想怎么祝福你们。”林乐缓缓抬头想了一想“有了！！” Lin Le found the person to take two snakes to say with a smile „felt relieved that this snake did not have the toxin, was this dá, I admitted in your pants crotch, cannot make it come out, comes out you also to want first to send back it, otherwise, un, you will return to the beginning, then the similar condition added two snakes again in the pants, Lele was really kind.” 林乐找人拿了两条蛇笑道“放心这蛇没毒,是这样哒,我放进你的裤裆里,不能让它出来,出来了你还要第一时间把它送回去,不然的话,嗯,你就会回到起点,然后同样条件再加两只蛇在裤子里,乐乐够意思吧。” Said that Lin Le came the long snake to force in the Brother Zhong pants two one meter, warm waved to make farewell speech „you to walk! Lele wished you newly-married!” 说完林乐将两条一米来长的蛇塞进了忠哥裤子里,热情的挥手作别“你们走吧！乐乐祝你们新婚快乐！” Brother Zhong almost puts on a long face, element being in fashion incredible looks at Lin Le „he is not your good friend..” 忠哥几乎是哭丧着脸,素风行不可置信的看着林乐“他不是你好朋友吗。。” „It is not because is the words of good friend, the ghost knows that he also has any move, Lele that fellow counter- human.” The Brother Zhong forced smile said that the whole body is uncomfortable, that snake everywhere flees there, wait/etc., where it plans to drill!? My grass!! Hurries to turn the buttocks. “不是因为是好朋友的话,鬼知道他还有什么招数,乐乐那家伙反人类的。”忠哥苦笑道,浑身不舒服,那条蛇就在那里到处窜,等等,它打算钻哪里！？我草！！赶紧扭着屁股。 Quick Old Li and Lin Le are looking at each other „Lele, our what relates, you did not have the thing to eat last year in me draw the noodle shop, is my good intention, gives you loving the large bowl ramen, but also made you have two same places to eat in my shop, Lele, I thought you, like seeing own child, the child will not feel embarrassed the old father, not?” 很快老李和林乐对视着“乐乐,我们什么关系,你去年没东西吃在我拉面店,是我好心,充满爱的给你大碗拉面,还让你带了两个一起在我店里吃,乐乐啊,我看你,就像看自己的孩子一样,孩子是不会为难老父亲的,不是吗？” „Old Li, I know that Lele definitely heartfeltly blessed you to meet with this aunt happily, met anything to come happily, in brief had an ultimate shape marriage of leg, thanked prepared to turn the trash can give Brother Little White in Lele last year hungrily, the Brother Little Xiong belt thing went back to eat has given me the ramen of large bowl, touching me , the gratitude, here was 30 hangs the horse radish red, was representing prosperously, ate, then had the blessing of Lele to walk into the nuptial chamber.” “老李,我知道的,乐乐肯定是衷心的祝福你和这位阿姨喜接,喜接什么来着,总之就是有一腿的终极形态结婚,也非常感谢去年在乐乐最饥饿准备翻垃圾桶给小白哥,小雄哥带东西回去吃的时候给了我大碗的拉面,让我非常感动,感激,这里是30根红吊辣根,代表着红红火火,吃下去吧,然后带着乐乐的祝福步入洞房吧。” „......” Old Li looks 30 superior big roots hangs the horse radish red, was red turning purple the old horse radish on that Happy Firmament tree, dammit 30 eats the mouth, the py non- flying blames!! Weak to the element line said that „you can eat spicily?” “。。。。。。”老李看着30根上等大根的红吊辣根,还是红的发紫的那种苍天乐树上的老辣根,这尼玛30根吃下去嘴巴,py不飞天才怪了！！弱弱的对素焉行说道“你能吃辣吗？” „, Our husbands and wives concentric, person of half.” Usually the line gently said with a smile. “还可以,我们夫妻同心,一人一半吧。”素焉行温柔笑道。 They start to eat hang the horse radish red, the first element the line burns the tears, the lying trough, such spicy!, but this is spicily different from is the eruption that the hot pepper is continues, flash spicy you cannot bear, but quick on the past, moreover finally the spicy feeling more passes, marvelous taste that more one type returns to sweet, but that instantaneous stimulation somewhat cannot endure, two new people are suppressing such as the rabbit of eating together carrot, but is bringing the happy tears, the nasal mucus, the sweat, finished eating finally, felt feeling that the mouth could not say, after the torture, relaxed joyful. 两人开始吃红吊辣根,第一口素焉行就辣出眼泪,卧槽,这么辣的吗！这个辣不同于辣椒是持续的而是爆发的,一瞬间辣的你受不了,但很快就过去了,而且最后辣的感觉越过去,越有一种回甘的奇妙滋味,但那瞬间的刺激真的有些吃不消,两个新人强忍着一根根如同吃胡萝卜的兔子,只不过带着幸福的泪水,鼻涕,汗水,最后还是吃完了,感觉嘴巴说不出来的感觉,酷刑后松弛的喜悦般。 They throw the dice to start off once more, Old Li feels the element the line to clean own sweat, the tears, nasal mucus „tomorrow will defecate, that.. Must be careful..” 两人再次丢骰子上路,老李感受着素焉行擦拭自己的汗水,眼泪,鼻涕“明天拉屎的时候,那个。。一定要小心点。。” „...........” Usually the line hit to tremble, ate one bottle of exhaust pills to estimate and feeling of this expectation compares to discover that Li Yuntian simply was own close relatives and good friends, immediately thinks oneself ate up one bottle of exhaust pills accidentally, fuel + advances, perhaps oneself really can become first goes to the person of Moon by the qing gong... “。。。。。。。。。。。”素焉行打了个哆嗦,吃一瓶排气丸估计和这个预想的感觉比起来发现李云天简直就是自己的至亲好友,随即又想到自己万一吃下一瓶排气丸,燃料+推进,自己说不定真的可以成为第一个靠轻功去月球的人。。。 Usually the line looks at the dice is 5, arrived at the blank space, Ye Cang has smiled, Old Li sank at heart, loses voice said „lying trough, your ginseng gathered!!”, 素焉行看着骰子是5,来到了空格,叶苍笑着走了出来,老李心里一沉,失声道“卧槽,你怎么也参合进来了！！”、 „Old Li, spoke, our anything related, without you and Old Wang meal ticket yeah, we can only pick the ground the steamed stuffed bun, therefore I was offer my blessing, here was I specially the happy package that made from my personal kitchen material, person has eaten, the words that naturally had not finished eating, rewarded to you, I have made two cages, you also return to the beginning, then finished eating my steamed stuffed bun of doing.” “老李,怎么说话呢,我们什么关系,没有你和老王的饭票哎,我们只能捡地上的包子,所以我是来送上我的祝福的,这里是我特意从我的私人厨房材料做的喜包,一人一个吃了走吧,当然没吃完的话,对你们可是奖励哦,我做了两笼,你们也是回到起点,然后吃完我的做的包子。” Old Li trembled, he is different from open/stretch they do not know that Ye Cang's majority of time real cook, as well as the thing in that biochemical room is anything „you.. You suppress!” 老李哆嗦了一下,他不同于张老他们是不知道叶苍的大部分时间真实厨艺,以及那个生化室里的东西是什么“你。。你狠！” Usually the line could feel that ate hangs Old Li that the horse radish did not knit the brows somewhat to flinch red unexpectedly, but also has swallowed saliva, started to be somewhat curious to that steamed stuffed bun. 素焉行感觉得到吃红吊辣根都不皱眉的老李竟然有些退缩了,还咽了一口唾沫,开始对那个包子有些好奇起来。 Old Li was saying with deep veneration „eats do not savor, can swallow down directly directly swallows down, cannot savor absolutely!! Cannot absolutely!! Knows!” 老李肃然的说着“吃的时候一定不要品味,能一口直接吞下去就直接吞下去,绝对不能去品味！！绝对不能！！知道吗！” Usually the line also had been blown by the Old Li such earnest appearance, in looks to begin some steamed stuffed bun feeling numb, is so terrorist? 素焉行也被老李这么认真的模样镇住了,看着手里的包子有些发麻,这么恐怖？ Old Li opens mouth to a big way, steamed stuffed bun one instance that wraps up breaks by biting, that type as disgusting proliferated the whole body as the feeling of dna, the brain nearly to lost the control that the body shut out, the hand one softly, felt that bit the tongue to be exciting, once more good back was immediately tight the element, swallowed forcefully, the throat, the stomach was calling out in grief, seemed saying that I have made the mistake anything, you ate this unexpectedly compared with the excrement disgusting thing!! 老李张开口张到最大,将包子一口包住咬破的瞬间,那种恶心到dna的感觉遍布全身,大脑险些都对身体嫌弃的失去了控制,手一软,感觉咬了一下舌头刺激,立马再次将素焉行背紧,强行咽下,咽喉,胃在悲鸣,仿佛在说,我到底做错了什么,你竟然吃这个比屎都恶心的东西！！ Usually the line looks that the bloodlines spurt to open, Old Li that the blue vein blows out, the appearance that suppresses clenches teeth studies the face skill opens mouth entire to put in the mouth, breaking by biting unable to bear feel nauseated instantaneously, this is not own wish, but is the consciousness of body, clenches teeth to close immediately, several deglutition, that disgusting, compared with exercising martial arts to overstate uncomfortably, the whole body shivered, the face whiten, oneself stomach was sobbing desperately, own sense of taste was collapsing, own brain at buzz the cry, nearly fainted, this was the flavor/smell absolutely disaster, but indeed not poisonous, immediately but actually the suction port cold air, imitated, if crossed the tribulation. 素焉行看着血脉喷张,青筋爆出的老李,那强忍的样子一咬牙学着颜艺张口整个放入嘴里,咬破的瞬间就忍不住要吐出去,这不是自己的意愿,而是身体的意识,立马咬牙闭上,几下咽了下去,那股恶心,比练功走火入魔都难受,全身打冷颤,脸色苍白,自己胃在绝望哭泣,自己的味觉在崩坏,自己的大脑在嗡鸣,险些晕过去,这是味道的绝对灾难,但的确没毒,顿时倒吸口凉气,仿若渡劫。 „Actually you can not finish eating, here also two cages, yeah, walk, hopes that you have an accident/surprise, arrived here to eat the steamed stuffed bun again.” “其实你们可以不吃完的,这里还有两笼呢,哎,走吧,希望你们出点意外,再到我这里吃包子。” They hurry to throw the dice to walk, saw that steamer stomach must spurt, Little Ye Tian the whole body that looks in the nearby check is happy, this is my feeling!! This is my long-term pain!! Feeling!!. 两人赶紧丢骰子走,看到那蒸笼胃就要喷了,小叶天在附近格子看的浑身舒畅,这就是我的感受！！这就是我长期的痛楚！！感受吧！！。 „Is that Leader of your food court?” Usually risked danger some faces to leave the face of Old Li to suppress the consciousness. “那是你们美食城的首领？”素焉行险些脸就要离开了老李的脸是强忍着意识。 „This is his private kitchen, absolute, absolute do not eat his private kitchen.” The Old Li words let the element line of fierce nods, later unavoidably for a long time must certainly have to do with the food court. “这是他的私房菜,绝对,绝对的不要吃他的私房菜。”老李的话让素焉行猛不已的点头,之后肯定免不了长期要和美食城打交道的。 Brother Zhong also noted that standard is Ye Cang, implored the heaven again, do not lose to there goes, did not want, particularly saw front Old Li, usually line of their fierce expressions, deeply inspired, did not want! Taoist trinity on!! If successful, I brave to go back to put your nearby one week by the risk that my father hacks to death the portrait office! 忠哥也注意到了那一格是叶苍,再次祈求上天,千万不要丢到那里去,千万不要,尤其是看到前面老李,素焉行两人那狰狞的表情,深吸一口气,千万不要啊！三清在上！！如果成功,我冒着被我爹砍死的风险回去就把写真手办放你们旁边一星期！
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