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#413: I like carving

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Chapter 413 I like carving 第413章我喜欢雕刻哦 The fat people he fall down, two shut simply is fainting deadly in the past: Where has such bullies person many strengths obviously to be very strong, plays the role of the pig to eat the tiger, does not bring such to bully the person. 胖子他倒在地上,索性两眼一闭着晕死过去:哪有这么欺负人多的明明实力很强,偏偏扮猪吃虎,不带这么欺负人的。 All fat people very decisive fainted deadly in the past, did I hit could not have escaped?! Descends the mountain to look for such as the flower to use up the gold coin today luckily, others are search unable to obtain by search anything. As a promising robber, especially in the place that this robber runs amuck. He has the guard meaning very much! 所有胖子很果断的就晕死过去,我打不过还逃不过么？！幸好今天下山找如花把金币用完了,别人就是搜身也搜不到什么。作为一名有前途的强盗,特别是在这块强盗横行的地方。他是很有防范意思的！ „Fainted?” Yi Feng stunned looks at his foot to trample the dizzy fatty, some do not believe that his strength progress was so rapid, he remembers this foot obviously useless anything strength! Will a Master level master faint how?! “就晕了？”羿锋愕然的望着他一脚就踹晕的胖子,有些不太相信他的实力进展这么快了,他记得这一脚明明没用什么力啊！怎么一个师级高手就会晕过去呢？！ Yi Feng very helpless looks that front does not pass through the fatty who hits, very discontented whisper: „Others said that long fat fat is thick, does not come under attack painful. Arrives on you to use on a point uselessly?” 羿锋很无奈的看着面前不经打的胖子,很不满的嘀咕道:“人家说长的胖脂肪厚,挨打不痛。怎么到你身上就一点用都没用呢？” Yi Feng is very annoyed, found a live person with great difficulty, happen to can make up for his path Mang flaw. In addition the fatty fatty takes by force him savage, making the fatty make guide this is not best? 羿锋很恼火,好不容易找到一个活人,正好可以弥补他路盲的缺陷。加上胖子胖子凶残的打劫他,让胖子做领路人这不是最好的么？ In the novel frequently did not write this, the hero was robbed by the robber, the hero turned the robber very much charming dry, then received the robber to do the slave to serve for the hero. Yi Feng thought that he now is a first under heaven hero, but front fatty is in the world the worst robber. 小说里面不是都经常写这个了,英雄被强盗抢劫,英雄很帅气的干翻强盗,然后收强盗做奴隶为英雄服务。羿锋觉得他现在就是一个天下第一的英雄,而面前的胖子就是世上最邪恶的强盗。 „Hey, fatty, you, if did not wake up this Young Master to urinate to you, came out forgot the belt chamber pot, I liked the bad boundary not liking anywhere the feces and urine. Therefore, your mouth is the good choice.” Yi Feng looks at the fatty to say. “喂,胖子,你要是再不醒来本少可就对着你撒尿了,咳,出来的时候忘记带夜壶,我又太爱坏境不喜欢随地大小便。所以,你的嘴是不错的选择。”羿锋看着胖子说道。 These words, making the eyelash of fatty shiver two, but the eye as before was actually shutting, the possibility of slightly not having waked up. 这一句话,让胖子的睫毛颤抖了两下,可是眼睛却依旧闭着,丝毫没有醒来的可能。 Yi Feng looks at eyelash that the fatty is moving, his heart is angry: The mother, this dead fatty causes to cheat! Paternal grandmother, but also thinks really own strength rises suddenly, this foot gently can trample the corona Master level, can't think of his deceiving people?! If this fights with the Quiet Cloud Sect present age successor, too high looked at oneself strength, won't this make itself defeat?! This fatty was too bad, certainly is the spy who Quiet Cloud Sect sends. 羿锋望着胖子动了动的睫毛,他心头大怒:妈的,这死胖子使诈！奶奶的,还真以为自己的实力暴涨,这轻轻的一脚就能把师级踹晕,想不到这丫的骗人？！这要是和静云宗当代传人打,过高的看了自己实力,这不是会让自己败么？！这胖子太坏了,一定是静云宗派来的间谍。 Snort! The Yi Feng most repugnant spy, he thought that also had no reason to let off this fatty again. 哼！羿锋最讨厌间谍了,他觉得再也没有理由放过这胖子了。 Yi Feng takes out filament tiger sword from the bosom, delimiting gently on fatty face, whisper that thought aloud: „, Hasn't my this person of what hobby, liked carving? Does not know that what attractiveness this fat face does carve? Sends the spring cat to be good? Is the wolf that sends the wave good? This letting the person is very difficult to choose!” 羿锋从怀里取出纤虎剑,在胖子脸上轻轻的划了划,自言自语的嘀咕道:“咳,我这人没什么爱好,就喜欢雕刻呢？就是不知道这张胖脸雕刻什么好看？发春的猫好呢？还是发浪的狼好呢？这让让人很难选择啊！” The Yi Feng words, making the fatty body have a shiver, he knows that cannot install again, he hurried to open the eye, the heart does not live to obloquy: „Mother, a master runs to play the role of the pig to eat the tiger unexpectedly. Were they too bored!” 羿锋话,让胖子身体打了一个冷颤,他知道不能再装下去了,他赶紧睁开眼睛,心底不住大骂:“妈的,一个高手居然跑出来扮猪吃虎。他们是不是太无聊了！” ” That...... Big Brother, has the words saying that do not resort to arms the spear/gun, is dangerous! ” The fat people are using the finger embarrasedly opens out Yi Feng to place the sword on his face, saying that flatters. ”那个……大哥,有话好说,别动刀动枪的,多危险啊！”胖子用着手指讪讪的拨开羿锋放在他脸上的剑,讨好的说道。 „Danger? No, I thought that I carve the level to be very good. Does not believe us to try!” Yi Feng looks at fatty grinning saying. “危险啊？不啊,我觉得我雕刻水平很牛的。不信我们试试哦！”羿锋看着胖子笑嘻嘻的说道。 The fat people almost want to cry, he bumps into such an evil star, first did not say his disgusting half dead that now unexpectedly can make the carving with his face? Doesn't this bully the person sincerely? 胖子几乎想哭了,他怎么碰到这么一个煞星啊,先把他恶心的半死不说,现在居然要拿他脸做雕刻？这不是诚心欺负人么？ „Big Brother, I give you money, asking you to let off me!” The sorrow that the fat people smile bitterly called out. “大哥,我给你钱,求求你放过我吧！”胖子苦笑的哀叫道。 „Money?! You and occasionally how much money?” Yi Feng looks at the fatty funnily, „was short of me to be possible unable to have a liking for?” “钱？！你与偶多少钱？”羿锋好笑的看着胖子,“少了我可看不上哦？” „......” “呃……” The fat people want to cry, early knows that did not spend money on such as flowered that woman, his daily gold coin was calculates that put the body, currently under the exiting foot plate also has two. Again did not have! Obviously, two gold coins could not send this evil star. 胖子想哭,早知道就不把钱花在如花那娘们身上了,他每天的金币都是算好放身上的,现在出去脚板下还有两个。就再也没有了！显然,两个金币打发不了这个煞星。 „Sir...... You act charitably. On me has hundred -year-old mother, below has the child who was just born, asking you to let off me!” The fat people throw to cry to shout in the Yi Feng under foot. “大爷……你行行好。我上有百岁老母,下有刚出生的孩子,求求你放过我吧！”胖子扑到在羿锋脚下哭喊道。 „Hundred -year-old mother?! Your mother 70 -year-old do live your? Your mother is really flamboyant, at that time unexpectedly also had the birth function!” A Yi Feng face worship is looking at the fatty, admires with the powerful mother regarding her extremely. “百岁老母？！你母亲70岁生你的？啧啧,你母亲真牛逼,那个时候居然还有生育功能！”羿锋一脸崇拜的望着胖子,对于她拿强悍的母亲佩服万分。 „......” “呃……” The fat people want to cry, cannot think that he usually often listens to the words that others spoke, unexpectedly has such improper word usage, how hadn't he discovered before?! He who harms hears each time cannot bear the sympathy be in flood! 胖子想哭了,想不到他平常经常听别人说的话,居然有这样的语病,他以前怎么没发现呢？！害的他每次听到都忍不住同情心泛滥！ „Sir! I......” “大爷！我……” The fat people have wiped tears nasal mucus, just wants to say anything, was actually pointing at his throat by a Yi Feng sword, he hurried to stop. 胖子抹了一把眼泪鼻涕,刚想说什么,却被羿锋一剑指着他的喉咙,他赶紧停了下来。 The fat people are looking at that close at hand ice-cold cold sword, immediately has stopped under the big words, some body trembling is looking at Yi Feng. 胖子望着那近在眼前的冰冷寒剑,马上止住了下面大的话,身子有些发颤的望着羿锋。 „this Young Master does not feel embarrassed you , helping my one slightly busy, I when the time comes put you to walk!” Yi Feng grinning is looking at this fatty. “本少也不为难你,帮我一个小忙而已,我到时候就放你走！”羿锋笑嘻嘻的望着这胖子。 Fatty look panic-stricken looks soon to move his filament tiger sword, hurries saying: „What does Sir want me to make? You told that is!” 胖子眼神惊恐的望着快要触碰到他的纤虎剑,赶紧说道:“大爷要我做什么？你吩咐就是！” Yi Feng then received the filament tiger sword, was saying with a smile to the fatty: „Calculates that you know the limitation! Are you familiar with the Quiet Cloud Sect entrance? Led me in the past on the line!” 羿锋这才收起了纤虎剑,对着胖子笑道:“算你识相！你对静云宗山门熟悉吧？带我过去就行了！” The fat people stare, cannot think that is a such simple matter, he somewhat strange looks at Yi Feng? Isn't this boy a road will be blind? The Quiet Cloud Sect that famous place does not know! 胖子一愣,想不到是件这么简单的事情,他有些古怪的看着羿锋？这小子不会是个路盲吧？静云宗那么出名的地方都不知道走！ Yi Feng sees the fatty straight is looking at him, his complexion also micro red, then uses the sword to point at the fatty to get angry once more: „What looks at to look? Snort, if did not agree that this Young Master plays the carving now!” 羿锋见胖子直直的望着他,他脸色也微红了一下,然后再次用着剑指着胖子怒道:“看什么看？哼,要是不同意本少现在就玩玩雕刻！” „Agreement! Agreement!” The fatty heart startles greatly, hurries to nod to reply. “同意！同意！”胖子心头大骇,赶紧点头答道。 Yi Feng then took back filament tiger sword, nod of satisfaction said: „This also almost, walks! Guides forward!” 羿锋这才收回了纤虎剑,满意的点点头道:“这还差不多,走吧！向前带路吧！” The fat people hurried to crawl, was tactful was walking in front, but Yi Feng had not discovered that at this time in the front fatty eyes transferred was very fierce. As if haggling over anything. 胖子赶紧爬了起来,很识趣的在前面走着,只是羿锋并没有发现,此时在前面的胖子眼睛转的里很厉害。仿佛在计较什么似地。 Yi Feng sees the fatty to guide in front, his mood is excellent. Finally got rid of itself to look for the miserable live of road. This is not most important, what is most important, this fatty was too ugly, making Yi Feng very self-confident. Some fat people in the side, Yi Feng thought that if on the road has young miss anything, he can certainly gang up on. 羿锋见胖子在前面带路,他心情大好。终于摆脱了自己找路的悲惨生活。这并不是最重要的,最重要的是,这胖子太难看了,让羿锋很自信。有胖子在身边,羿锋觉得要是路上有小姑娘什么的,他一定能勾搭上。 Others did not say that the safflower does want green leaf to come out unique? The fat people are that green leaf, has him in the side, Yi Feng thought that he is the first under heaven invincible handsome fellow, what young miss couldn't have ganged up?! 人家不是说红花要绿叶才能超脱出来么？胖子就是那绿叶,有他在身边,羿锋觉得他就是天下第一无敌帅哥,还有什么样的小姑娘勾搭不上？！ Thinks of this, the Yi Feng mood was excellent! 想到这,羿锋心情就大好了！ Similarly, after the front fatty sees he guides, this evil star has not felt embarrassed him, his mood similarly is also excellent, that small eye transfers was fiercer. 同样的,前面的胖子见他带路之后,这煞星并没有为难他,他心情也同样大好,那双小眼睛转的就更厉害了。 Yi Feng looks at the fatty to guide is bringing toward the mountain in unceasingly, his also knitting the brows head. What clever trick this fatty will not play, brings the wrong road intentionally? However wants to succeed in obtaining the filament tiger sword, Yi Feng thinks this fatty not such courage. 羿锋望着胖子带路不断往着山中带,他也不由皱了皱眉头。这胖子不会玩什么诡计,故意带错路吧？不过想到手中的纤虎剑,羿锋又觉得这胖子没这样的勇气。 Just, walking Quiet Cloud Sect can walk toward remote mountain?! 只不过,走静云宗要往深山走么？！ In Yi Feng when is thinking anything, the fatty opens the mouth to say on own initiative: „Sir, you must choose the shortcut to detour, the words of admission passage alternated the past from the remote mountain. Detours we to transfer from the left, but the distance wants longer.” 就在羿锋在想着什么的时候,胖子主动开口道:“大爷,你是要选近路还是绕路,进路的话就是从深山中穿插过去。绕路我们就从左边转过去,只不过路程要长很多。” Yi Feng heard the fatty saying that that doubts of his heart were also paler, the heart said with a smile: A fatty, what clever trick even if there is, but can also fear that he is inadequate? Best is he do not use the trick! 羿锋听到胖子这么说,他心头的那丝疑惑也淡了很多,心头不由笑道:一个胖子而已,就算有什么诡计,还能怕他不成？最好是他不要耍花招！
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