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#412: Plays the role of the pig to eat the tiger

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Chapter 412 plays the role of the pig to eat the tiger 第412章扮猪吃虎 Yi Feng stayed for three days in the imperial capital, told the matter of purple help/gang again carefully, this leaves. Yi Feng does not want to tell the matter that Die Yunyu leaves, but thinks to say a hello with her. 羿锋在帝都呆了三天,把紫帮的事情再次细细的吩咐了一番,这才离开。羿锋原本是不想告诉蝶韵腴离开的事的,但是想了想还是和她打了一声招呼。 Under the Die Yunyu curious inquiry, Yi Feng is only perfunctory on him fuzzily Quiet Cloud Sect. Die Yunyu also very much had doubts, does not understand that Yi Feng how this crucial point will remember Quiet Cloud Sect. If she did not remember incorrectly, probably at this time quickly to the Quiet Cloud Sect successor and Representative Saint Sect duel. Does Yi Feng also collect this liveliness?! 在蝶韵腴好奇的询问下,羿锋只是模模糊糊的敷衍他上静云宗。蝶韵腴也很是疑惑了起来,不明白羿锋怎么这个节骨眼会想起去静云宗。如果她没记错的话,好像这时候快到静云宗传人和圣宗代表决斗吧。羿锋也凑这个热闹？！ Yi Feng wants to go hand in hand with young succuba, said that enchanting Huo Shui (source of trouble) discussed the life, was insufficient to be too bored. What what a pity is, the young succuba forgot probably must with on Yi Feng Quiet Cloud Sect agreement, the person's shadow not see together. Yi Feng but, can only a person be very depressed toward Quiet Cloud Sect walks. 羿锋原本是想和小魔女结伴而行的,怎么说有个妖娆祸水一路谈人生,也不至于太无聊。可惜的是,小魔女好像忘记要和羿锋一起上静云宗的约定似的,人影都没看到。羿锋无奈之下,只能一个人很郁闷向着静云宗走去。 „This young succuba, three days did not hit raises the tile. Unexpectedly puts my pigeon!” The Yi Feng very indignant whisper said. “这小魔女,三天不打就掀瓦了。居然放我鸽子！”羿锋很愤愤不平的嘀咕道。 „! I was too ignorant was chaste, will therefore make her deceive. Was she has forfeited my an opportunity of mediation!” The Yi Feng heart has set firm resolve, he returns to the imperial capital on the nest in the gold/metal building and these children of the nobility in the same place, studies to degenerate with them, studies the erosion! “咳！我就是太懵懂纯洁了,所以才会让她骗了。是她剥夺了我一个做好人的机会！”羿锋心底下定决心了,他回到帝都就窝在金楼和那些贵族子弟在一起,和他们学堕落,学糜烂！ A Yi Feng person bored is walking on road, regarding his such halfway blind, must find the Quiet Cloud Sect road is the suitable difficulty, this made the hatred of Yi Feng to young succuba deeper 10%, he prepared to buy the leather whip candle poisonously. 羿锋一人无聊的在路上走着,对于他这样的半路盲来说,要找静云宗的路是相当的困难的,这让羿锋对小魔女的恨意更深了一成,他毒准备去买皮鞭蜡烛了。 „Early knows that led Liu Mengran that concubine to come, she that clever intelligent. Definitely knows how the road walks!” “早知道就带柳梦然那小女人来了,她那么乖巧聪明。一定知道路怎么走！” The Yi Feng heart was whispering, then the clever woman, with her the chatting life of deep level on the road was the how happy matter. But all these made the young succuba ruin. 羿锋心底嘀咕着,那么乖巧的女人,和她在路上深层次的谈谈人生是多么幸福的事情啊。可这一切都让小魔女毁掉了。 Yi Feng but, can only look at the flowers and plants along the road, this mainland has not undergone the modernized pollution after all, the air is clear, everywhere presents the original ecology, this makes people completely relaxed. Yi Feng sees the so wonderful scenery, wet increases, he cannot bear bestow on wet one. 无奈之下的羿锋,只能沿路看着花花草草,这片大陆毕竟没有经过现代化污染,空气清晰,处处呈现原生态,这让人心旷神怡。羿锋见如此美妙的景色,湿性大增,他忍不住赋湿一首。 „! Sky! You so are why blue!! Big tree! You are why long on the ground!! Beautiful women! You are why long two legs......” “啊！天空！你为什么这么蓝！啊！大树！你为什么长在地上！啊！美女！你为什么长两条腿……” When the Yi Feng preparation completes the work of his unrivalled, calls out before him resounds: „Boy! Halts!” 就在羿锋准备把他的旷世之作完成的时候,一句暴喝在他面前响起:“小子！站住！” Yi Feng exploded with rage, wet intent that he comes to with great difficulty had been broken unexpectedly, Yi Feng panting in indignation has turned away, only meeting advance party a diminutive fatty, eye, on the face is dodging the smiling face of sinister smile, is coordinating his fat face, making Yi Feng have the feeling of gastric disorder. 羿锋气炸了,他好不容易来的湿意居然被人打断了,羿锋气呼呼的转过脸去,只见面前站着一个矮小的胖子,眼睛小小的,脸上闪着阴笑的笑容,配合着他那张肥脸,让羿锋有种反胃的感觉。 „I depend! Can the people such this clown?” “我靠！人这么可以这丑？” The Yi Feng psychological balance, looks at old man recently, sees that several imperial princes, even Tian Ni (heaven-defying) that bastard, he once envied. At this time saw that this is short and fat is similar to the fatty of short winter melon, he felt that felt better, heart to this fatty little angry also vanished. 羿锋心理平衡,最近看着老头子,看着那几位皇子,甚至天逆那混蛋,他一度嫉妒。此时看到这又矮又胖如同矮冬瓜的胖子,他感觉好过多了,心底对这胖子的一点点恼怒了也消失了。 Isn't an unrivalled work? Has not written by the this Young Master talent casually! But, such ugly self-confident person, but little has! 不就是一首旷世之作么？以本少的才华还不随便写！可是,这么丑的让人自信的人,可是很少有的！ The fat people are looking at front smiling face youth, he thinks that a sword divided him, was his mother too disgusting?! 胖子望着面前笑脸兮兮的少年,他都想一剑劈死他了,太他妈恶心了？！ Is that the poem? He ate to the full has lain down naps in the one side, but has not thought that hears a disgusting sound to recite poetry, almost the thing that he just ate spitting. 那是诗吗？他本来是吃饱了躺在一旁打盹的,,可是没有想到听到一个恶心的声音念诗,差点没有把他刚刚吃的东西给吐出来。 The fat people are today's mood very want to go hunting, but sees this disgusting person, he thought that he must change the mind, he repeatedly reminded do not forget his occupation. This prey, he wanted! 胖子原本是今天心情好不想打猎的,可是见到这恶心的人,他觉得他要改变主意了,他反复提醒不要忘记他自己的职业。这条猎物,他要了！ „Boy. Leaves behind the wealth, I ask you to leave!” The fat people look at front youth, heart are thinking also takes by force to forget about it his underpants, this boy was too disgusting, he does not want to keep the hand. “小子。留下钱财,我让你走！”胖子看着面前的少年,心底想着是不是把他的内裤也打劫掉算了,这小子太恶心了,他都不想留手。 Yi Feng does not understand that the fatty said anything again, asking that he has doubts very much: „Leaves behind the wealth?! What the Big Brother you make, is collects taxes?” 羿锋不明白胖子再说什么,他很疑惑的问道:“留下钱财？！大哥你是做什么的,难道是收税的？” The fat people listened to Yi Feng saying that he gawked, has not thought that unexpectedly bumped into a fool! His that few friendly conscience felt suddenly his a little evil, bullied a fool is too wicked? However, remembered just this fool almost not to spit the thing that he just ate, his point friendly conscience did not have! 胖子听羿锋这么说,他一愣,没有想到居然碰到一个傻子！他那为数不多善良心忽然感觉他自己有点罪恶了起来,欺负一个傻子是不是太缺德了点？不过,想起刚刚这傻子差点没把他刚刚吃的东西吐出来,他那点点善良心也没有了！ „Robs! Teaches quickly, otherwise I kill you!” Fatty savage saying, fat face trembles, really somewhat is actually fierce. “抢劫！快教出来,要不然我杀你！”胖子凶残的说道,肥脸一颤一颤的,倒是真有几分狰狞。 „! Originally you is a robber!” Yi Feng points at the fatty to be suddenly enlighted, he points at the fatty saying that „you died, will be the robber is strangled to death by the empire!” “哦！原来你是抢劫犯！”羿锋指着胖子恍然大悟,他指着胖子说道,“你死定了,做抢劫犯是会被帝国绞杀的哦！” Yi Feng very for the appearance that the fatty sympathizes with, to his pitying extremely. 羿锋一副很为胖子同情的模样,对他极其的怜悯。 The fat people see Yi Feng this expression, more definite Yi Feng was a fool, only then the fool will say such words. 胖子见羿锋这副表情,就更加确定羿锋是傻子了,只有傻子才会说出这样的话。 „Fool! A bit faster hands over your valuable thing, looks in your silly share, I keep underpants to you!” Fatty some are impatient, such a fool rubbish. “傻子！快点把你值钱的东西交出来,看在你傻的份上,我给你留条内裤！”胖子有些不耐烦了,这么一个傻子太废话了。 The Yi Feng corners of the mouth twitch slightly: He thought that in the world nobody had him to be intelligent, but this dead fatty scolded him unexpectedly is a fool. Is he perforated up? Em, he definitely is the nearsightedness! 羿锋嘴角微微抽搐:他觉得世上没有人有他聪明了,可是这死胖子居然骂他是傻子。他有没有眼光啊？恩,他肯定是近视眼！ Yi Feng thinks that he thought balanced. The pitiful child, thinks that does not hit you, not only the long ugliness, went bad including the eye. Too the tragedy, all these were the mistakes of God! I forgive you! 羿锋这么一想,他就觉得平衡了。可怜的孩子,想不打你不只是长的难看,连眼睛都坏了。太悲剧了,这一切都是上帝的错！我原谅你！ „I may the good intention remind you!” Yi Feng looks at the fatty to say very much earnestly. “我可好心提醒你哦！”羿锋很认真的看着胖子说道。 Fatty some are impatient, with a fool wordy anything. Direct turns him to come dry, snatched to result in the thing directly soon, this was own specialty, was not the easy matter. 胖子有些不耐烦了,和一个傻子啰嗦什么啊。直接干翻他来,把东西直接抢过来不久得了,这是自己的专业,还不是手到擒来的事情。 The fat people somewhat sympathized with this fool, didn't his family member favor him? Unexpectedly makes him come to here, does not know that this road is most dangerous? Ok, looked, in his head has in the problem share, the clothes are remaining to him! 胖子有些同情这傻子了,他家人怎么不看好他呢？居然让他来这里,难道不知道这条路最危险么？算了,看在他脑袋有毛病的份上,衣服就留着给他吧！ The fat people think of this, the form dodged to turn toward Yi Feng to grasp, brought a dust, rushed to front of Yi Feng instantaneously, his body weight has not affected his speed unexpectedly slightly, this made Yi Feng extremely surprised. 胖子想到这,身影一闪就向着羿锋抓了过去,带起一股灰尘,瞬间就赶到羿锋面前,他的体重居然丝毫没有影响他的速度,这让羿锋极其惊讶。 „Oh...... What do you make?” “哎呀……你做什么？” Yi Feng panic-stricken distressed spinning, has evaded the attack of fatty. 羿锋惊恐的一个狼狈的打转,躲过了胖子的攻击。 The fat people have not thought that the Yi Feng luck is so good, unexpectedly can shunt his attack. However, the fatty has not stopped the hand, turned toward Yi Feng to grasp once more maliciously. 胖子没有想到羿锋运气这么好,居然可以躲开他的攻击。不过,胖子没有停下手,再次向着羿锋狠狠的抓了过去。 „Do you do? Why can hit me?” Yi Feng alarmed and afraid speaking. “你干嘛？为什么要打我？”羿锋惊惧的说到。 The fat people rubbish, has grasped as before. 胖子没有废话,依旧抓了过去。 „Did you hit my me to hit back again?!” Yi Feng saying bitterly, where has bullies the person like this, he has not offended this fatty, unexpectedly punches him! Grows leads is not his mistake, why does he envy? “你再打我我可就还手了？！”羿锋恨恨的说道,哪有这样欺负人的,他都没得罪这胖子,居然揍他！长得帅又不是他的错,他干嘛嫉妒？ „Punches me?!” The fat people laugh in spite of trying not, but also is really a fool. “揍我？！”胖子失笑,还真是一个傻子。 „Snort! You have not stopped I to get rid!” Yi Feng panting in indignation saying, as if is angry. “哼！你还不住手我可出手了哦！”羿锋气呼呼的说道,仿佛很生气。 „Gets rid! How I must have a look at you to get rid but actually!” The fat people look at Yi Feng hehe saying with a smile. The hand is slightly discontented, turned toward Yi Feng to grasp once more, the heart in a low voice scolded one: The luck of this fool was good, evaded him three times to attack! “出手吧！我倒要看看你怎么出手！”胖子看着羿锋呵呵的笑道。手丝毫不满,再次向着羿锋抓了过去,心底不由低声骂了一句:这傻子的运气太好了点吧,都躲过他三次攻击了！ „Touches......” “碰……” When the fatty contacts Yi Feng deftly, a Yi Feng foot trampled suddenly, the fatty startles greatly, the time of almost not having responded, by Yi Feng foot trampling in maliciously. 就在胖子手快接触到羿锋的时候,羿锋忽然一脚踹了过来,胖子大骇,几乎没有反应的时间,就被羿锋一脚狠狠的踹中。 The fat people pound maliciously in the ground, the heart surges an angry thought: „This boy his mother plays the role of the pig to eat the tiger!” 胖子狠狠砸在地面的时候,心头涌起一个气恼至极的念头:“这小子他妈扮猪吃虎！”
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