OEM :: Volume #6

#536: Bad luck Fatty

Fourth day may be extraordinary \; Tang Yuan looks that the post wants to come up to gnaw two, food three steamed buns, were almost blink did not have, but did not have again. The vegetarian dishes are actually many, wants to eat many tube to suffice, but this thing, it...... Really not anti- hungry. 第四天可了不得了\;唐源看着门柱都想上去啃两口,一顿饭三个馒头,几乎是眨眨眼就没了,但却是再也没有了。斋菜一属倒是不少,想吃多少都管够,但这玩意,它……实在不抗饿啊。 During fifth day, Fatty has no intention to discover own was pregnant abated much, unexpectedly can see own tip of the toe...... On the face can see that unexpectedly the a pair of eyes correct shape had been pushed by the fat only remains a seam, now unexpectedly reveals...... Tang Yuan excited, immediately adjusted a big scale of special weighing pork, stood, two powerful looking robust men lifted a scale, the surprise discovery body weight fell! 第五天,胖子无意之中发现自己的大肚子消退了不少,居然能看见自己的脚尖了……脸上居然能看出一双眼睛的正确形状了原本被肥肉挤得只剩一道缝,现在居然露出来了……唐源大为兴奋,立即调来了一杆专门秤量猪肉的大秤,站上去,两个彪形壮汉抬起来一秤,惊喜的发现体重降了下来！ Five days ago arrived at the terrifying 530 jin (0.5 kg), now unexpectedly only has 370 jin (0.5 kg)! Altogether has five days, unexpectedly fell 160! 五天之前已经到了恐怖的530斤,现在居然只有370斤！一共只得五天的时间,居然一口气降了160！ Tang Yuan surprise is inexplicable, this too terrifying, could it be were also having a dream, this was the good deed that had a dream does not dare the dream! 唐源惊喜莫名,这也太恐怖了吧,难道自己在做梦,这可是连做梦也不敢梦的好事啊！ When this grade of surprise is inexplicable, suddenly had the accidental/surprised condition. 就在这等惊喜莫名的时候,突然出现了意外状况。 Also is forsees the concomitant tragedy, the Nobility Hall entrance suddenly presented two guys, grasps the long blade, a person points at Tang Yuan to bellow: „Is this Fatty! Kills to me!” 也算是乐极生悲吧,贵族堂门口突然出现了两个大汉,手持长刀,一人指着唐源大吼:“就是这胖子！给我杀！” Tang Yuan startled, what situation completely does not know, could it be is Huang Family dies, but is not stiff, employment assassin? At this moment said that anything was also useless, turns around to run directly, two guys chase after and never give up \; Tang Yuan runs while shouts saves a life, what accidental/surprised is, in ordinary day guards stern Nobility Hall, at this time is similar to an empty city unexpectedly is ordinary! 唐源大吃一惊,全然不晓得什么情况,难道是黄家死而不僵,雇佣的杀手？此刻说什么也没用了,直接转身就跑,两大汉自是穷追不舍\;唐源一边跑一边喊救命,但意外的是,平曰里守卫森严的贵族堂,此时竟然是如同一座空城一般！ Tang Yuan has no alternative, has to revolve around Nobility Hall courtyard, revolves around house \; That two guys actually are also two youth, grasps the steel knife cold brightness to sparkle, shouts loudly, actually does not know that two converging attack, only know catches up behind the Fatty buttocks, it is estimated that martial arts is also very sloppy, cannot overtake unexpectedly...... The speed that Fatty jogs is really not quick, but behind these two fellows also are really not much, actually throughout in him behind 45 chi (0.33 m) place shouted that hits to shout " kill ". The person pursued near, „” a blade chops will come, the clothes of Fatty back were cut a big opening, the fat that even carried on the back continually was also cut one by the knife point, the blood has flowed out instantaneously, that called one to hurt. 唐源没奈何,只好围着贵族堂的院子转,围着房子转\;那两个大汉却也是两个愣头青,手持钢刀寒光闪闪,大喊大叫,却不知道两头夹击,只知道在胖子屁股后面赶,估计武功也很稀松,竟是怎么也追不上……胖子跑步的速度实在是不快,但后面这两个家伙却也实在不怎么样,竟然始终在他身后45尺的地方喊打喊杀。有一个人追得近了一些,“唰”的一刀劈将过来,胖子后背的衣服被划破一道大口子,甚至连背上的肥肉也被刀尖划破了一道,鲜血瞬间流出,那叫一个疼啊。 Fatty „” a throat, under the function of pain, naturally was runs quickly, on the face greatly was alarmed and afraid. His, came to really be awfully, heavens...... Under death fear, therefore Tang Yuan died to run, the speed was faster...... Following two guy loud shouting curses of constantly, must pull out a heavenly light the Fatty fat oil little \; Fatty from their shouting curses knows that originally this they are Huang Family invite to result in assassin unexpectedly, revenges! 胖子“嗷”地一嗓子,在痛楚的作用下,自然是跑得更快了,脸上大是惊惧。丫的,原来来得真是要命的,天哪……在死亡的恐惧之下,于是唐源更加没命地跑了起来,速度更快……后面两个大汉一味的大声叫骂,非要将胖子的肥油一点点抽出来点天灯\;从他们的叫骂中胖子才知道,原来这俩人居然真的是黄家聘请得杀手,来报仇的！ This Fatty was frightens the three spirits to run two souls, the seven inferior souls slid five souls \; fuck, if wants the account the good, father some are the gold \; But this is revenges...... Wants my life! 这一下胖子更是吓得三魂跑了两魂,七魄溜了五魄\;我靠,要是要帐的该多好,老子有的是金子\;可这是报仇的哇……是要我的命呀！ Fatty startled , not awfully runs, one of us knows from the family work, Fatty have several to own speed also many, lest a stay was overtaken by two great assassin slightly, does not dare to return unexpectedly. 胖子惊慌之下,更加不要命的奔跑起来,自家人知道自家事,胖子对自己的速度也多少有数,惟恐稍一停留就被两大杀手追上,竟是连头也不敢回一下。 Pants, streaming with sweat, has been similar to afterward two legs filled the lead to be ordinary, in throat just like the eye-catching box, but behind pursuing soul messenger was still did not pause slightly, will Fatty stop obediently by butchering? Therefore arouses odd/surplus Yong , to continue to run quickly, suddenly thought that a whole body relaxedness, the both legs also had Sony to give birth in inexplicable unexpectedly, the Tang Yuan great happiness, continued to catch up to dash about wildly! 气喘吁吁,汗流浃背,到了后来两条腿如同灌铅一般,喉咙里宛如拉风箱,但后面的追魂使者仍是丝毫也不停步,胖子又怎么会停下乖乖挨宰？所以鼓足余勇,继续奔驰,蓦然间觉得浑身一阵轻松,双腿竟于莫名之间又有了新力生出,唐源大喜,继续发力狂奔！ The high place, Jun Moxie and Hai Chenfeng Song Shang is squatting in the roof is covert, three people with a smile eat the melon seed to surround, does not worry...... Suddenly Jun Moxie is astonished however said: „This matter made that this Fatty on suddenly breakthrough a limit, this also was too how unthinkable......” Hai Chenfeng and Song Shang stunned by right, does not know that he said anything...... When Tang Yuan dashes about wildly, only remaining startled yelled that shouts wildly saves a life, actually throughout does not see some people to help, therefore the fleeing place time and time again runs, felt that on the leg ran did not have the strength some time, then can run suddenly...... Then also did not have the strength suddenly, then also had...... So similar 7-8 time again and again...... Finally, the manpower is sometimes poor, the Fatty energy exhausts, falls to the ground, the hand and foot twitched a meeting, almost spits bleeding to come, desperate say|way: „How loves how, the father has acknowledged that the punishment is deserved, happy...... said that to the father” has fainted neatly. 高处,君莫邪与海沉风宋伤正蹲在房顶隐蔽,三个人都笑吟吟的嗑着瓜子围观,一点也不着急……突然君莫邪讶然道:“这事弄得,这胖子怎地就突然突破了一个极限呢,这也太匪夷所思了吧……”海沉风和宋伤愕然以对,不知道他说什么……唐源狂奔之余,只剩下了惊慌大叫,狂喊救命,却始终不见有人来援,于是一次又一次的亡命地跑,感觉腿上跑一段时间没了力气,然后突然间又能跑了……然后突然间又没了力气,然后又有了……如此周而复始的差不多七八次……终于,人力有时穷,胖子精力耗尽,一头栽倒在地,手足抽搐了一会,几乎吐出血来,绝望的道:“爱咋地咋地吧,老子认栽了,给老子一个痛快吧……”说完干脆利落的晕了过去。 Takes the steel knife to pursue his two guys when simultaneously lang throws the blade on the ground, double is hand-held the knee, sticks out one's tongue gasping for breath that dies, almost linked the five main internal organs (entrails) also to breathe heavily...... Young Master, you may kill us...... Where wants to obtain this Fatty to be so fat how also such can run...... Entire morning time has not stopped unexpectedly completely, my God...... Has a look at this road, was soaked by the sweat...... Jun Moxie satisfied fired to refer, arrives in front of Fatty carefully to look, say|way with a smile: „Was good, right now he regained five days ago that condition, um, defers to doing that I said that was still continues to forbid him to moisten the meat, was really not good eats that three visceral cavities and gall bladder pill, but also sincerely recorded, a day can only eat one grain \; Steamed bun cannot over three...... This.” Said that however departs leisurely. 拿着钢刀追他的两个大汉同时当啷一声把刀扔在地上,双手扶着膝盖,伸着舌头没命的喘气,差点连五脏六腑也喘了出来……少爷,您可害死我们了……哪里想得到这胖子这么胖怎么还这么地能跑……整整一上午的时间居然完全没停脚啊,我的天……看看这一圈的路,都被汗水浸透了……君莫邪满意的一打响指,来到胖子面前仔细看了看,笑吟吟的道:“行了,这下子他又恢复了五天之前的那种状态,嗯,还是按照我说的做,仍是继续禁止他沾荤腥,实在不行吃点那少阳丹,但也谨记,一天只能吃一粒\;馒头一顿仍是不能超过三个……就这样。”说完施施然离去。 Tang Yuan awake leisurely, already on bed. Nearby Song Shang whole face worried that sees him to wake up, hurried say|way: „This was, I exited a meeting, how to have such big matter? Luckily I rush promptly, otherwise Young Master Tang you have become under the blade the ghost, today's guards died to that went, if Young Master Tang had accidental/surprised, you must be buried along with the dead......” 唐源悠悠醒来,已在床上。旁边宋伤满脸担忧,见他醒来,急忙道:“这是怎地了,我才出去一会,怎么出了这么大的事？幸亏我及时赶到,否则唐少爷你就成了刀下之鬼了,今天的护卫都死到那去了,唐少爷要是有个意外,你们都得陪葬……” Tang Yuan rejoiced greatly that said worn out thanked, has eaten bowl of millet gruel, continued the lethargic sleep...... Thereupon is five days again and again...... To the tenth upper margin, Fatty felt finally spirit/mind was better \; Remembers the time not to see Sun Xiaomei for a long time, asked that actually went home, then goes to Sun Residence to visit \; Where knows that just arrived at the Sun Residence entrance, has bumped into a head of tender face youth, originally is the love rival, it is said also pursues Sun Xiaomei...... Has saying that after the Sun Xiaomei stature appearance has cured, it may be said that talent and beauty, pursuer really numerous, did not say that arranges from Nancheng to Northern City, is similar...... This head of tender face youth heard that front this Fatty is Tang Yuan, the suddenly air/Qi does not hit one, commanded that accompanied to hurry to kill \; The bodyguards who Tang Yuan brings see potential not to be wonderful, disperses instantly unexpectedly, the respective escape, only leaves behind Young Master Tang one person alone facing sword...... Tang Yuan thorough was scared! 唐源大是庆幸,有气无力的说了一声谢谢,喝了碗小米粥,继续昏睡……于是乎又是周而复始的五天……到第十天头上,胖子终于感觉精神好了很多\;想起好久时间没见孙小美,一问却是回家了,便去孙府探望\;哪里知道刚到孙府大门口,就碰到了一个油头粉面的少年,原来是情敌,据说也是追求孙小美的……不得不说,孙小美的身材面貌治好了之后,可谓才貌双全,追求者甚众,不说从南城排到北城,也是差不多的……这油头粉面的少年一听说面前这个胖子就是唐源,顿时气不打一处来,喝令随从赶紧杀了\;唐源带来的保镖们见势不妙,竟一哄而散,各自逃命,只留下唐大少一人孤零零的面对刀剑……唐源彻底的傻眼了！ fuck, how did not have, waits to kill everywhere my...... Have no way! 我靠,怎么地还没完了,到处都是等着杀我的……没法！ Runs...... Therefore Fatty has turned around the buttocks backward, is similar to the wild horse that runs away is common, full speed escape of being able choose the exact way because of flurry. That Young Master is unforgiving, openly without fear on the Capital City avenue chases down Tang Yuan Tang Eldest Young Master, the sword is shining, killing intent is steaming...... Mentioned strangely, absolutely does not have the officers to intervene unexpectedly, the knight who has not defended against injustice appeared, as for Fatty Tang these acquaintances, was one cannot see. Furthermore each family lock the house, Tang Yuan can only run away following the avenue, runs away to another avenue, is this...... This day later, Tang Yuan almost entire ran one Tianxiang City avenue...... Finally was weak tired the paralysis unable on the ground, these time was to actually compare the lucky strike, has not fainted \; But in this „critical” moment, a sound of speaking righteously said: „Who dares to injure Young Master Tang? Comes the person, kills to me!” 跑吧……于是胖子转过身来屁股向后,如同脱缰的野马一般,慌不择路的全速逃命。那位公子不依不饶,就在京城大街上明目张胆的追杀唐源唐大少爷,刀剑明晃晃,杀气腾腾起……说来也怪,居然完全没有官兵干预,更也没有打抱不平的侠客出现,至于唐胖子的那些熟人,更是一个也见不到。更兼一家家关门闭户,唐源只能顺着大街一路逃,逃到另一条大街,还是这样……这一天下来,唐源几乎将天香城的大街整个跑了一遍……终于不支累得瘫在地上起不来了,这一次却是比较好彩,没有晕倒\;而就在这“危急”关头,一个义正词严的声音道:“谁敢伤害唐少爷？来人,给我杀！” On this day the sound of sound, is the Hai Chenfeng sound! 这天籁之音,正是海沉风的声音！ Finally came the liberator, was out of danger finally...... Tang Yuan is grateful, nearly bursts into tears...... Really good person, initially I how on oil Meng Mixin, with the chicken feather, when the signal arrow tosses about others...... Then hears behind a pitiful yell, the sound that sword pang ringing falls to the ground, then heard some people saying: „Drop pricks the hand, everybody run......” whiz, runs away without a trace...... Hai Chenfeng carries the Tang Yuan round trip walks, unexpectedly did not think that Fatty had sinks...... Another implication belt frightens, pitiful Young Master Tang arrived at the brink of collapse obviously...... After going back, is the consomme millet gruel serves as usual, Tang Yuan wants to cry but have no tears, the eyeball was green, in his words is: Felt that the intestines of this Young Master hungrily were thin, cannot give delicious?...... Also is one five days passes, Tang Yuan on weighs once more, this is frightens all of a sudden heavily! My shit! 230 jin (0.5 kg)! 终于来救星了,总算是脱险了……唐源感激涕零,差点儿流下泪来……真是好人呐,当初我怎么就油蒙迷心,拿个鸡毛当令箭地折腾人家呢……然后就听见身后一阵惨叫,刀剑乓朗朗落地的声音,然后就听见有人说:“点子扎手,大伙儿跑哇……”嗖的一声,都逃得无影无踪……海沉风背起唐源往回走的时候,居然已经不觉得胖子有多沉了……又一番的连累带吓,可怜的唐大少明显已经到了崩溃的边缘……回去之后照例是清汤小米粥伺候,唐源欲哭无泪,眼珠子都绿了,用他自己的话说就是:感觉到本少爷的肠子都饿细了,就不能给掉好吃的吗？……又是一个五天过去,唐源再次上秤,这一下子可是吓得不轻！我靠！230斤！ From 530 jin (0.5 kg) to 230 jin (0.5 kg), altogether has 20 days of free time, unexpectedly has subtracted 300 jin (0.5 kg)! Although Fatty at this moment looks like many also some extremely fat, but before him compares, now enough can be said as ‚handsome like a jade tree’! 从530斤到230斤,一共只得20天的工夫,居然减掉了300斤！此刻的胖子虽然还是看起来多少还有些臃肿,但与他之前相比,现在足足已经可以说是‘玉树临风’了！ Under Jun Moxie so Devil general crazy suffers, Tang Yuan, loses weight finally successfully! 在君莫邪这般恶魔一般的疯狂折磨之下,唐源,终于减肥成功！ Moreover is the accomplishment especially becomes! Such losing weight speed, which world regardless to said that after is unprecedented, does not have the future place, absolute reaching the pinnacle, typical legend \; If arrives at Earth, Guinness World Record will have the Young Master Tang given name surely! 而且是大成而特成！这样的减肥速度,无论到哪个世界去说,都是前无古人后无来者地,绝对的登峰造极,典型的传说一个\;若是到地球,吉尼斯世界纪录必定会有唐少爷的大名！ In words of buddy is: He was the cancer was thin so is not quick...... If trades to be the average person, perhaps already could not bear, the grandiose body that but Tang Yuan urges from the small delicacies of every kind, the gold content of body enriches very much. In addition every night Jun Moxie looked he cannot bear secretly falls asleep to use Spiritual Qi to dredge meridians while him to him, nourished fleshly body, Young Master Tang can definitely restore next day bursting with energy. However this fellow is kept in the dark, ignorant however does not know, but sighed with sadness for own these days bad luck. 用一位哥们的话说就是:丫就是得了癌症瘦得也没有这么快啊……若是换做一般人,恐怕早就受不了了,但唐源从小山珍海味催起来的壮硕身体,身体的含金量可是丰富得很。再加上每天晚上君莫邪看他受不了的时候就偷偷地趁他睡着去用灵气给他疏通一下经脉,滋养肉身,唐大少第二天肯定能恢复得生龙活虎了。不过这家伙蒙在鼓里,懵然不知,只是为自己这几天的坏运气悲叹不已。 However now the body weight reduces, the Fatty appetite also reduced does not have...... 20 days later, habit the appetite of green vegetables bean curd, could not accommodate unexpectedly directly greasy...... This to Tang Yuan, is really a boundless painful matter! To eat obviously at heart very much, if eats the mouth is the suspect is actually bored, was bored a long time/half of the day to swallow, the stomach could not bear...... Therefore Fatty clenches teeth to stamp the feet, announcement of infinite grief and indignation: The father henceforth did not eat the fat! 不过现在体重减下来了,胖子的食欲也减没了……20天下来,习惯了青菜豆腐的胃口,居然直接容不下油腻了……这对唐源来说,真是一件无边痛苦的事！明明心里很想吃,但一旦吃到嘴里却是犯腻味,腻味半天咽下去了,肠胃又受不了了……所以胖子一咬牙一跺脚,无限悲愤的宣布:老子从此不吃肥肉了！ Hence, formally announced that Tang Yuan loses weight successfully! 至此,正式宣布唐源减肥成功！ That night, held the grand celebration party, gave a banquet celebration. Sun Xiaomei attended a meeting as a non-voting delegate sweet \; Tang Yuan has also discovered several acquaintances: That takes the blade to chop his two guys, that wealthy family Young Master, is that so-called ‚love rival’, presents unexpectedly, cannot help but startled, suddenly stares dumbfounded...... 当天晚上,召开了盛大的庆祝会,摆酒庆功。孙小美嫣然列席\;唐源还发现了几个熟人:那拿着刀砍他的两个大汉,那富家公子,也就是那位所谓的‘情敌’,居然都在场,不由得大吃一惊,一时间瞠目结舌…… ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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