OEM :: Volume #6

#535: Fatty losing weight

Arrived the storehouse, this is „money fan” the Fatty Tang careful forging ultra giant storehouse, deep in Nobility Hall underground one zhang (3.33 m), the occupying land area has not surveyed specifically, drills to look that in any case is one black rumbles thump the big grass field. The dream of Tang Yuan lifetime fills up here with Silvers. He had said: „If one day, completely piles up with here with Silvers, my Tang Yuan really with a smile Nine Springs......” 到了库房,这乃是“钱迷”唐胖子精心打造的超巨大库房,深在贵族堂地下一丈,占地没具体测量,反正打眼看去就是一个黑咕隆咚地大艹场。唐源毕生的梦想就是用银子把这里填满。他曾经说过:“若是有一天,全部用银子把这里堆满,我唐源就真的含笑九泉了……” Fatty Tang has not thought that this ‚with a smile Nine Springs’ the desire such quickly was realized unexpectedly. Moreover fills up here is also not Silvers, but is...... gold! 唐胖子也没想到,他这个‘含笑九泉’的愿望居然这么快就实现了。而且把这里填满的还不是银子,而是……黄金！ Fatty was insane! 胖子要疯了！ Jun Moxie arrival time, sees is not rumbles black thump, but is the eyeful resplendences in gold and jade green! In is not under shining of many lights, here, turned into a flake gold yellow world impressively! Also or, is a palatial gold mountain! 君莫邪到来的时候,看到的再也不是黑咕隆咚,而是满眼的金碧辉煌！在并不是很多的灯火的照耀下,这里,赫然变成了一片金黄色的世界！又或者,是一座巍峨的黄金高山！ Really was too dazzling! 实在是太耀眼了！ This and other magnificent pictures, lets Jun Moxie eyeful completely is golden light glittering, was similar to cultivation Profound Qi to Gold Profound cultivation base! 这等壮观景象,让君莫邪满眼尽是金光闪烁,如同修炼玄气到了金玄修为！ One is the strange sound that cries to resemble is smiles from far to near, sees a tall and strong form to dash from the gold storehouse deep place, was roaring at the same time, passed over gently and swiftly from Jun Moxie at present, just likes hurricane that has not seen, dashed around this mountain of gold...... Then another...... Presses he that thick leg to run really unexpectedly that quickly. 一阵似是哭似是笑的奇怪声音从远至近,就见一个魁梧至极的身影从金库深处飞奔而出,然后一边咆哮着,从君莫邪眼前掠过,恍如未见的一路狂飙,又绕着这座金山飞奔一圈……然后又一圈……真难为他那么粗的腿居然能跑得那么快。 Jogging may „money fan” Tang Yuan Great Young Master Tang. 跑步的可正是“钱迷”唐源唐大公子。 Swing of Fatty Tang both hands crazy, the quarrel/corners of the mouth saliva scatters, is sweating profusely, deluded, both eyes terrifying is opening the eyes greatly, shouting oneself hoarse is crying out: „Gold! Many gold! His hot next door, is I gains! All is my! Gold! His Grandma Zu! The father is developed! True developed......” 唐胖子双手狂乱的挥舞,口角唾沫四溅,满头大汗,如痴如醉,双眼恐怖的大睁着,声嘶力竭的叫唤着:“金子！好多的金子！他麻辣隔壁,都是我赚回来的！全是我的！金子！他祖奶奶的！老子发达啦！真正的发达啦……” A such short day of scene, physique unequalled Fatty Tang unexpectedly was thin, is really very obvious...... Unexpectedly is all of a sudden thin several! 才这么短短的一天光景,体态硕大无朋的唐胖子居然瘦了,实在是很明显……居然一下子就瘦下来好几圈！ The losing weight effect exceptionally is remarkable, is only...... The nerve resembles but is actually some are not normal...... On this day night of skill/effort, Fatty throughout is in the spirit/mind high degree of concentration condition, from the beginning still remembers that gnaws two pig's feet diet supplements, the time of but to afterward, directly drinking water did not have...... Some people reminded him to drink water, by him impatient obloquied, delayed a money. Then continues to be busy own, eyeful gold, gold of full hand, whole body... This cannot be full, gold is actually insufficient, instead is the gold quantity are too many, again dozens Fatty can also bury altogether! 减肥效果可谓异常显著,只是……神经倒似是有些不正常了……这一天一夜的功夫,胖子始终是精神高度集中状态之中,一开始还记得啃两口猪蹄补充补充营养,但是到了后来,直接就连喝口水的时间都没有了……就连有人提醒他喝水,也被他不耐烦的大骂一顿,耽误点钱啊。然后继续忙自己的,满眼的黄金,满手的黄金,满身的…这个不能满,倒不是黄金不够,反而是黄金数量太多,就再有几十个胖子也可以一股脑埋葬！ Said that number money counts cramp, Fatty Tang was actually the number money number results in the whole body convulsion...... The sweat whistling left the n + n body, according to eyewitnesses, on a Young Master Tang clothes robe from inside to outside is the salt alkaloid circle...... In brief, Tang Yuan involuntary comprehensive has crashed into the design of Young Master Jun, on this day, overdrew n to return willingly...... According to incomplete statistics, Tang Yuan today a day of losing weight effect, least 50 jin (0.5 kg)! 都说数钱数到手抽筋,唐胖子却是数钱数得浑身都痉挛了……大汗呼呼地出了n+n身,据目击者称,唐少爷一身衣袍上面从里到外全是盐碱圈……总而言之,唐源身不由己的全面坠入了君大少的设计,这一天里,心甘情愿的透支了n回……据不完全统计,唐源今天一天的减肥效果,最少50斤！ This is what kind terrifying digit! 这是一个何等恐怖的数字！ Finally, when Tang Yuan sang was jumping once again after Jun Moxie at present is looks but not see as before, Jun Moxie finally gives a loud shout: „Tang Yuan!” 终于,在唐源唱着跳着又一次经过君莫邪的眼前依旧是视而不见的时候,君莫邪终于大喝一声:“唐源！” Fatty Tang turns a deaf ear to directly, but also wants to continue to slide his gold mountain. Jun Moxie , capture brain latter bulk fat, carried side him oneself without consulting anybody, like raising giant cloth sack, immediately a pillar on the ground, full hand... This time unexpectedly is not the fatty feeling, but is the perspiration, massive perspiration. 唐胖子直接就是充耳不闻,还想继续溜他的黄金山。君莫邪520小说,一把抓住脑后一大块肥肉,径自把他拎到了自己身边,就像提着一只巨大的布袋子,随即一把墩在了地上,满手的…这次居然不是肥腻的感觉,而是汗,大量的汗。 Tang Yuan vision only blurred frantic colors, hu-hu breathed heavily crazily a big time period, on the head along with stop of his movement, the sweat seemed similar to melts coming out that the snowy mountain has brushed generally. 唐源目光只余迷离狂热之色,呼哧呼哧的狂喘了一大阵子,头上身上随着他运动的停止,汗水仿佛如同是融化了雪山一般刷的出来了。 Looks at this perspiration quantity, Jun Moxie had a scare! If perspire like this, it is estimated that now already had dehydrated, even hung directly had the possibility, Tang Yuan this fellow was so left almost entire the day, unexpectedly can also practice hundred meters sprint here! Really has to admire the fat of this fellow, is really thick! 看这出汗量,君莫邪都吓了一跳！要是自己这样出汗,估计现在早就已经脱水了,甚至直接挂了都有可能,唐源这家伙可是这般的出了差不多整整一天,居然还能够在这里练习百米冲刺！实在是不得不佩服这家伙的膘,实在是厚啊！ Sweat shua shua, consciousness of Tang Yuan also gradually little return, finally...... The eye restored the focal distance all of a sudden. Shook the head, asking of being at a loss: „Third Young Master, did you have three heads? What skill/effort is this? Too fierce!” 汗水刷刷地出,唐源的意识也逐渐一点点的回归,终于……眼睛一下子恢复了焦距。晃了晃脑袋,迷惘的问道:“三少,你咋长了三个脑袋？这是啥功夫啊？太厉害了！” Sound unexpectedly hoarse looking awful...... Jun Moxie is speechless. Some dizziness that this goods perspire, it seems like one can result in helps his how much supplement moisture contents, losing weight is the good deed, but must the person reducing a good and evil,...... Unexpectedly, Tang Yuan rises with a spring suddenly, a shoulder of capture Jun Moxie, does not know that the strength of where coming, rubs unexpectedly has raised Young Master Jun, in airborne back and forth sways, looks like sways the scarecrow, at the same time crazy bellowing: „Wahaha...... Ka ka, Third Young Master I love you, I anybody love you compared with the world, I must love you! Our time gets rich alas...... Damn, my Tang Yuan also has today!” 声音居然沙哑的不成样子了……君莫邪无语。这货出汗出的有些眩晕了,看来一会得帮他多少补充一点水分了,减肥是好事,可是要把人给减出个好歹的,就……不料,唐源突然一跃而起,一把抓住君莫邪的肩膀,也不知哪里来的力气,居然蹭的一声把君大少提了起来,在空中来回摇晃,就像是摇晃稻草人,一边疯狂的大吼:“哇哈哈……哇咔咔,三少我爱你,我比世界上任何人都爱你,我要爱死你了！我们这次发财啦啦啦啦啦呜呼嗷嗷……他妈的,我唐源也有今天！” Jun Moxie is similar to the slip of paper from the sky dances in the air generally, has a dizzy spell, at the same time is listening to Fatty „professing love” manifesto, with the aim of feeling is just liking the torrential downpour common spittle, greatly is in an extremely difficult situation, finally is unable to withstand the load, flies into a rage, bellows: „Fatty! You damn fat rabbit, hurries to put me!” 君莫邪如同纸片一般在空中飞舞,头晕目眩,一边听着胖子“示爱”的宣言,以便感受着犹如瓢泼大雨一般的唾沫星子,大是狼狈不堪,终于不堪重负,勃然大怒,大吼一声:“胖子！你个该死的肥兔子,赶紧把我放下来！” Young Master Jun has not dared to make at present really forcefully hardly, because Tang Yuan said that now a day of body, obvious has overdrawn a quite dangerous region, during spirit/mind of this fellow is extremely stimulated, if Jun Moxie one thousand jin (0.5 kg) crash, he will not doubt to entrain directly two arms of Fatty Tang...... pēng! 君大少眼下还真不敢强行硬挣出来,因为唐源今曰一天的身体,明显已经透支到了一个相当危险的境地了,偏偏这家伙的精神还是处于极度亢奋之中,若是君莫邪一个千斤坠落地,他毫不怀疑会把唐胖子的两只胳膊直接拽下来……砰！ Jun Moxie falls to the ground accordingly, was Fatty Tang reluctantly has actually terminated crazily, the physical strength overdrew comprehensively completely, sits on the ground directly, was...... Don't the thorough human affairs know...... „what happened what happened? Is this what happened?” Sun Xiaomei flushed flustered. 君莫邪应声落地,却是唐胖子无奈地终止了疯狂,体力全面透支殆尽,直接一屁股坐在地上,然后就是……彻底的人事不知了……“怎么了怎么了？这是怎么了？”孙小美慌慌张张的冲了进来。 „what happened? The physical strength overdraws, has fainted tired, this ‚money fan’!” Say/Way that Jun Moxie does not know whether to laugh or cry. “怎么了？体力透支,累晕了,这个‘钱迷’！”君莫邪哭笑不得的道。 „How all of a sudden thin these many?” Sun Xiaomei called grievedly. „Was this also thin too quickly? Can the body be able to bear?” “怎地一下子瘦了这么多？”孙小美心痛地叫起来。“这也瘦得太快了吧？身体能受得了吗？” Jun Moxie looked, Tang Yuan lies down on the ground, unexpectedly already soon coming out facial features...... Cannot help but also was startled. This effect, was too remarkable. 君莫邪一看,唐源躺在地上,居然已经快要出来脸型了……不由得也是吃了一惊。这效果,也太显著了吧。 „Miss Sun, you make first Fatty \; Then for these days feared him not to eat meal...... Don't worry, is actually because was tired excessive today, was hungrily excessive \; It is estimated that must have the 5-6 day time not to have the appetite. But these days, is actually the time that he loses weight truly. Thirsty has drunk a clear water, hungry has eaten vegetarian dishes. Do not let him eat the meat, cannot moisten, he cannot bear now greatly greasy. Before he returns to normal, I to him the treatment course that will come a life-long unforgettable modelling shape to lose weight.” Jun Moxie smiles two strangely. “孙大小姐,你先把胖子弄回去\;然后这几天恐怕他还是不想吃饭……不用担心,其实就是因为今天累过头了,也饿过头了\;估计得有个五六天的时间没有胃口。而这段时间,却是他真正减肥的时间。渴了就喝点清水,饿了吃点斋菜。千万别让他吃肉,一点都不能沾,他现在可是受不了大油腻。等他恢复正常之前,我会给他来一个终生难忘的塑形减肥的疗程。”君莫邪怪笑两声。 „Or first does not reduce, a day reduced these many, what person can bear? Actually...... The flatter source or the chubby appearance is more attractive......” the Sun Xiaomei scruple opens the mouth, Tang Yuan on this day loses weight too fiercely, Sun Xiaomei really somewhat has been afraid, the fat husband is always better than the dead husband is not...... „fool! If you so indecisive, makes him such fat get down again, he will die, excessively is also fat is a serious illness!” “要不就先不减了,一天减了这么多,什么人能受得了啊？其实……阿源还是胖嘟嘟的样子好看一些……”孙小美迟疑的开口,唐源这一天减肥太厉害,孙小美可是真有些害怕了,胖夫婿总比死夫婿要好不是……“笨蛋！你若是如此的优柔寡断,再让他这么的胖下去,他可是会死的,胖得过分也是一种重病！” Jun Moxie is angry, shouted: „You are not cruel enough, bad person is made by me, comes the person, helping Fatty carry off! Without my order, anybody does not permit to visit! Even if his father mother wife appointed no one is good! Song Shang, comes to safeguard him by you specially, if for these days made him eat blobs of oil, I have dug up your skin!” 君莫邪大怒,喝道:“你不忍心,坏人就由我来做,来人,帮胖子抬走！没有我的命令,任何人不准探望！就算是他的老爹老妈老婆任谁也不行！宋伤,就由你来专门看管他,这几天若是让他吃了一点油星,我就扒了你的皮！” Ablazing with anger went out. 怒气冲冲的出门去了。 Sun Xiaomei looks at the back that Jun Moxie departed aggrieved, whispered low voice: „This person how so unreasonable, flares up instantly......” 孙小美哀怨的看了一眼君莫邪离去的背影,小声嘀咕道:“这人怎地这般的不近人情,点火就着……” Was saying squats to stroke the Tang Yuan face, the neutral tone that loves dearly said: „Fatty, you may probably endure surely. Several days do not eat the meat, should not be unimportant......” 说着蹲下来抚摸着唐源的脸庞,心疼的轻声道:“胖子,你可千万要挺住啊。几天不吃肉,应该不要紧吧……” Fatty in unconscious laughs foolishly suddenly, two also unconsciousness lift up high, the corners of the mouth flow out the saliva, greedy saliva alluring, suddenly howled: „Gold...... Many gold...... Many Main Wife and concubine...... Wa card......” 昏迷中的胖子突然傻笑起来,两手也无意识地高举,嘴角流出口水,馋涎欲滴,蓦然吼叫了一声:“金子……好多的金子……好多的大老婆、小老婆……哇卡卡卡……” Sun Xiaomei stares, stared wide-eyed that cannot believe that then brushes has stood, a foot kicks maliciously on the Fatty buttocks, was pale the face to walk, shouted: „Comes the person, gave me to look to tighten him, Song Shang, you, if many have eaten blobs of oil to him, did not use the Third Young Master Jun master, I first have dug up your skin!” 孙小美一愣,不敢相信的瞪大了眼睛,然后刷的站了起来,狠狠一脚踢在胖子屁股上,铁青着脸走了出去,喝道:“来人,给我把他看紧了,宋伤,你要是多给他吃了一点油星,也不用君三少爷,我就先扒了你的皮！” Then infuriated walking...... Song Shang chuckled was complying again and again, felt the chin to be very self-satisfied: „Fatty, right now your little brat finally falls to the Uncle Song hand, looked how Sir renovates you! Makes your this lunar year in which the last month has 29 days light cavalry defecate on the father neck again...... The father these end of day ample food to you in front, does not make you touch daily......” 然后火冒三丈的走了……宋伤嘿嘿笑着连连答应走了进来,摸着下巴无比得意:“胖子啊,这下子你小子可是终于落到宋大爷的手里了啊,看大爷怎么整治你！再让你这小年轻骑在老子脖子上拉屎……老子这几天天天大鱼大肉的端到你面前,就是不让你碰一碰……” Sure enough. 果不其然。 The Tang Yuan lethargic sleep two days, after getting up, the first matter is the looking latrine that the wool sharp fire singes \; After all has suppressed three days of goods in stock, at the capacity for food of Fatty terrifying, who knows that has saved many, is about to be poisoned...... After coming back, fell on the bed, the dizziness vertigo, the appetite naturally was the least bit also owes to present, disliked wants to vomit \; First day altogether also only has eaten unexpectedly two small bowl of millet gruel...... This makes secretly Sun Xiaomei of viewer big astonished: Originally Jun Moxie said unexpectedly real? Although Miss Sun was angry, but could not feel relieved throughout, therefore has hidden in the hidden place investigates, if Tang Yuan apologized to oneself, how even if also to help him steal the point to eat. 唐源昏睡了两天,起来之后,第一件事就是毛急火燎的找茅厕\;毕竟憋了三天的存货,以胖子恐怖的饭量来说,谁知道存了多少,都快中毒了……回来之后,就一头倒在了床上,头晕眼花,食欲自然是半点也欠奉地,烦恶欲呕\;第一天居然一共也只喝了两小碗小米粥……这让偷偷观察者的孙小美大大的惊异了一番:原来君莫邪说的居然是真的？孙大小姐虽然生了气,但始终放不下心,于是一直躲在暗处侦查,要是唐源给自己道了歉,就算怎么着也帮他偷点吃食。 But Sun Xiaomei this regard is doomed to fail \; Fatty Tang offended her twice, but actually in the scared witless situation, oneself does not know what oneself said that how possible to give her to apologize? 但孙小美这一番心意注定要落空\;唐胖子得罪了她两次,但却都是在魂不守舍的情况下,自己都不知道自己说了什么,怎么可能来给她道歉？ Next day, Tang Yuan was still dispirited, has eaten a side dish, little has eaten a millet gruel, saw that the steamed bun frowned. 第二天,唐源依然是萎靡不振,吃了点小菜,少喝了点小米粥,看到馒头就皱眉头。 Third day, Tang Yuan restored some vigor slightly, wants to eat meal, thereupon, Song Shang has cooked table of feast carefully, two people greatly quickly made chewing motions in front of Tang Yuan with Hai Chenfeng, must touch own ears and cheeks Fatty anxiously, scurries about. 第三天,唐源稍稍恢复了一些活力,想吃饭了,于是乎,宋伤精心烹制了一桌大餐,与海沉风两人就在唐源面前大快朵颐,把胖子急得抓耳挠腮,上蹿下跳。 But two big Sky Profound expert catch to renovate his opportunity with great difficulty, easily will let off? Has them to defend in, Fatty Tang jumped a long time/half of the day, stares on helplessly, actually finally has not linked always body root not to fish, fasts angrily again for day. 但两大天玄高手好容易逮到整治他的机会,又怎么会轻易放过？有他们在跟前守着,唐胖子跳了半天,干瞪眼没辄,却最终连根骨头也没捞着,一气之下再绝食一天。 ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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