OEM :: Volume #4

#317: Two young girl two troubles

„Oh, said that three years of clear Prefecture Governor, the 100,000 snowflake silver, you got down in the five years have done unexpectedly only 50,000...... Really is a good-for-nothing!” Jun Moxie continues to sigh with regret. “唉,都说三年清知府,十万雪花银,你这五年下来居然只搞了五万……真是个窝囊废！”君莫邪继续慨叹。 You also said that is Prefecture Governor and 100,000, but the father is only County Magistrate, in an area of jurisdiction only has several thousand people of County Magistrate...... With Prefecture Governor...... Is missing several levels. In Fei Zhuchang big person heart continues to whisper, in the surface is actually a respect of face, is listening respectfully to admonishing of Monarch big vanguard. 您自己也说是知府、十万,可老子只是一个县令,还是一个辖区内只有数万人的县令……跟知府……差着好几级呢。肥猪肠大人心中继续嘀咕,面上却还是一脸的毕恭毕敬,聆听着君大先锋的训话。 „Is unimportant, or said experience teaches. This Young Master came, you know how to do \; Em, also two months of time Young Master can return from South Heaven, when the time comes feared this horse carriage unable to sit. In your two months next time extorts taxes ruthlessly with a sense of urgency, the bribery and corruption that hurries, waits for Young Master to come back, but must hit better point horse carriage again. You early make a preparation! Do not look like this time so hurriedly, the opportunity always only leaves person who is prepared!” Young Master Jun said. “不过也不要紧,或说吃一堑长一智。这次少爷来了,你就知道怎么做了\;恩,还有两个来月的时间少爷就能从天南返回了,到时候恐怕这辆马车也不能坐了。你这两个月里抓紧一下时间横征暴敛,赶紧的贪污受贿,等少爷回来,还要再打一辆更好一点的马车。你早做点准备吧！别像这次这般的匆忙,机会从来都只留给有准备的人！”君大少如是说道。 A Fei Zhuchang tumble falls on the ground, kowtows such as mashes up garlic, tears flowing: „Young General, the lower official does not dare, the lower official thoroughly rectifies certainly misdeeds, turns over a new leaf, the wrong path knowledge returns, returns to the fold, repents and starts anew, turns over a new leaf! Firm for the general people seek the welfare, works wholeheartedly, does one's best, racks one's brains...... This......” 肥猪肠一跤跌在地上,磕头如捣蒜,眼泪哗哗的流了下来:“少将军,下官再也不敢了,下官一定痛改前非,洗心革面,迷途知返,浪子回头,悔过自新,重新做人！坚决为了广大民众谋福利,呕心沥血,鞠躬尽瘁,殚精竭虑……这个……” „You have the culture really! Can speak these many idioms unexpectedly. Said several again, if you said several again, I or will be sentimental, send mercy anything!” Jun Moxie visits him with a smile, praise said. “你真有文化！竟然能说这么多的成语。再多说几句啊,你要是再多说几句,我或者就会心慈面软,发个慈悲什么的！”君莫邪笑吟吟的看着他,夸奖道。 Fei Zhuchang pēng pēng kowtows, full of admiration, in this moment, in his heart has made one decision that would rather die than to change: Serves as an official, is the honest official to be good official to be good. Corrupt officials...... Cannot be the brothers, meets this Young General, knows that made the distress of corrupt official...... Regrets past mistakes...... This his unexpectedly two months later can also make horse carriage again? 肥猪肠砰砰磕头,五体投地,在这一刻,他心中已经作出了一个宁死也不改的决定:做官,还是做清官做好官好啊。贪官……不能做啊兄弟们,遇到这位少将军,就知道做贪官的苦楚了……悔不当初哇……这丫的居然两个月后还要再做一辆马车？ I cry, shed tears in the heart! 我哭,泪洒心中！ If cries face to face, it is estimated that directly died...... I must summon that entire day below corrupt officials, must be the honest official, must serve the people...... Young Master Jun has plundered one maliciously, the Soul Eater army that outside bandits suppression also came back, is raising head lightly the blood, tick-tock in the great hall of county alley, almost frightened to faint this pitiful Fei Zhuchang...... This is head fuck, how these many...... Your big vanguard, was satiated with food and wine to extort enough, the racket the buttocks walked, Fei Zhuchang started to raise the head to hope the Jun Wuyi army, because Jun Moxie has said: Armies one on commodity , if there is least bit oversight, the Elder Brother comes back to make horse carriage immediately, cannot complete directly. But the quality of military supplies, is decided by Sir Jun Wuyi, your thinking over office...... Therefore the Fei Zhuchang enthusiasm was makes Jun Wuyi Grand Marshal Jun somewhat absolutely terrified simply, this anything person...... As for Jun Moxie big vanguard, then continues to lead his 250 + 1 Sky Razing Soul Devourers high-spirited toward south, builds roads through the mountains seemingly does not have with the water bridging, but the sanguinary rule actually, such as rolling goes south. 要是当面哭,估计就直接没命了……我一定要号召全天下的贪官们,一定要做清官啊,一定要为人民服务啊……君大少这边狠狠地搜刮了一通,外面剿匪的噬魂部队也回来了,提着的人头淅淅沥沥的鲜血,滴答在县衙的大堂上,几乎将这位可怜的肥猪肠吓得晕了过去……这是人头哇我艹,怎么这么多呢……君大先锋,吃饱喝足勒索够了,拍拍屁股走了,肥猪肠就开始翘首以盼君无意的大军,因为君莫邪说过:大军一应物资若是有半点疏漏,哥马上回来做马车,做不好就直接咔嚓。而军需的好坏,由君无意大人说了算,您掂量办吧……所以肥猪肠的热情简直是让君无意君大帅有些毛骨悚然了,这什么人啊……至于君莫邪君大先锋,则继续率领着他的250+1的残天噬魂一路意气风发地直直往南,逢山开路遇水搭桥貌似没有,但一路腥风血雨却是实实在在地,如是滚滚南下。 Nature, Sky Razing Soul Devourers two teams, in his desirably under disciplines bloody, the strength progresses by leaps and bounds, the first thousand li (500 km), the itself makings are also more and more killing intent abundant. Completely is similar to is in the hell rope soul evil spirit, the swift and fierce look, very severe aura, all the clear display, this is one team of battlefield meat grinder also terrifying exists! 自然,残天噬魂两支队伍在他刻意的血腥磨练之下,实力突飞猛进,一曰千里,一个个的本身气质也是越来越杀气盎然。一个个尽都如同是地狱中出来的索魂厉鬼,凌厉的眼神,酷厉的气息,无一不清晰显示出来,这乃是一队战场绞肉机也似地恐怖存在！ A such army, naturally marching speed fast! Daily banditing suppression work, always also has one team to be completed, such as takes turns \; Moreover, this, between two teams must compete. Compared with tidying up neat, exterminating the anxious illness is faster, compared with having the fish slip through, one team of being defeated, the penalty is not very serious, even is very slight, but must one team wash day of underpants especially! 这样的一支部队,当然行军速度飞快！每一天的剿匪工作,从来也只是有一队来完成,如是轮换\;而且,就连这个,两队之间也是要比赛。比收拾的干净利落,比剿灭的急疾快速,比有没有漏网之鱼,落败的一队,惩罚也不是很严重,甚至是很轻微的,只是要替另一队洗一天的内裤而已！ Such competition, directly caused these two teams of subordinate to see that the bandit robber looked like eats the robust men of double aphrodisiac to see the both eyes old mother pig, cruel rushed one to chop the melon to cut the dish...... The penalty is not the matter, the face is important! 这样的比赛,直接导致了这两队人马一见到土匪强盗就像是吃了双倍春药的壮汉看到了双眼皮的老母猪,如狼似虎的冲上去一顿砍瓜切菜……惩罚不算事,面子才重要！ Only noon of fourth day, Jun Moxie one line with advocating the Ministry of Personnel team has pulled open an enough 400 li (0.5 km) distance. Jun Moxie sits in horse carriage that in six high big horse pull a cart, leisurely, this horse carriage is really spacious, the compartment width has two meters, long three -and-a-half meters, inside, not only has placed a small bed, even the also tea table has the backless stool, enough Jun Moxie is prompted by a sudden impulse meets in horse carriage. 才只第四天的中午,君莫邪一行与主力部队就已经拉开了将足足400里的路程。君莫邪坐在六匹高头大马拉车的马车里,优哉游哉,这辆马车甚是宽大,车厢宽有两米,长有三米半,里面不仅摆放了一张小床,甚至还有茶几有板凳,足够君莫邪心血来潮的时候在马车里面开个会。 However such matter Jun Moxie has done one time, moreover altogether did not have over half quarter however to terminate on ga. Not for other, this over the mountain and ridge of group on road ran all day Great Master, even if there is wear shoes, the flavor on foot can also clash a person somersault! Especially in this and other nearly in the compartment of seal, that flavor, simply was similar to the genuine salt fish just fried ripe, this, afterward Young Master Jun has put for day, was removes the flavor...... „opens reports Young Master, front...... Some people block the way.” The speech, is Soul Eater team leader Wang Dong. 不过这样的事君莫邪就做了一次,而且一共也没超过半刻钟就噶然终止了。不为别的,这帮在路上翻山越岭的跑了一整天的大老爷们,纵然是有穿着鞋子,脚上的味道也能够冲人一个跟头！尤其还是在这等几近于密封的车厢里,那种味道,简直是如同正版咸鱼刚刚煎熟,就这样,事后君大少爷足足放了一天,才算把味道去掉……“启禀公子,前面……有人拦路。”说话的,是噬魂队首领王栋。 At this moment, this method is extremely savage, has been possible to be the murder such as chicken Soul Eater leader unexpectedly some meanings of stuttering. 此刻,这位手段颇为凶残,已可算是杀人如鸡的噬魂首领居然有些结结巴巴的意思。 „Blocks the way? In my shit! Tianxiang Country does the also person dare to block Young Master unexpectedly my road?” Jun Moxie amazed asked that lifts the car(riage) curtain to jump down, but actually must take a look, who this bold my dear friend is. “拦路？我靠！天香国境内居然还有人敢拦少爷我的路？”君莫邪惊诧的问了一声,掀开车帘跳了下来,倒要瞧瞧,这位胆大包天的仁兄是谁。 Comes out, Jun Moxie drills looks, suddenly has pulled out an cold air/Qi, my obediently! No wonder Wang Dong stutters! 一出来,君莫邪打眼一瞧,顿时就抽了一口冷气,我的乖乖！难怪王栋结巴呢！ Unexpectedly...... The front does not have any too scary picture, were many two exquisite beauty beautiful women, a person of purple clothes is pretty, exquisitely dainty and ravishingly beautiful, tender gruff adorable, in the bosom is hugging a whole body snow white small leopard, the small leopard to the Jun Moxie winking eye, is sticking out one's tongue, meaning that one type must surrender greatly...... Another person wears wins the snow white clothing, elegant face like ice, chilly arrogant, outstandingly beautiful woman, graceful, peerless grace and talent. 居然……面前也没有什么太骇人的景象,就只是多了两位国色天香的美女而已,一人紫衣娇俏,千娇百媚,娇憨可爱,怀中抱着一只浑身雪白的小豹子,小豹子正对着君莫邪眨眼睛,伸舌头,大有一种要投怀送抱的意思……另一人则身着胜雪白衣,俏脸如冰,清冷高傲,天姿国色,婀娜多姿,风华绝代。 At this moment, two big beautiful women look at the Jun Moxie look, was cat capture the satisfied expression of mouse. 此刻,两位大美人儿看着君莫邪的眼神,正是一种猫抓住了耗子的惬意表情。 Two female Guan Qinghan and Dugu Xiaoyi! 二女正是管清寒和独孤小艺！ Jun Moxie groaned, wants to faint directly. 君莫邪呻吟一声,就想直接晕过去。 Too shocking! 太震惊了！ No wonder before going to battle that two days have not all seen two women to entangle itself, but also misunderstood them to think through, early at that time reached agreement to leave home! Now, here is actually waiting for itself. 难怪临出征的那两天全没见着两个女人去缠着自己,还误会她们想通了,却原来早在那时候就已经相约离家出走了！如今,却在这里等着自己。 What to do?! 怎么办？！ Young Master Jun for the first time to holding the post of the superior difference regret of this opening vanguard! 君大少爷首次对担任这个开路先锋的优差懊悔！ The true 12,000 regret, how did these two hot sweet potato arrive in oneself hand eventually? My I...... My this is the evil that which lifetime makes. 真正12000分的懊悔,怎么这两个烫手的山芋终究还是到了自己的手里？我我……我这是哪辈子做下的孽啊。 My I...... Why I must want this vanguard, my isn't obediently with the brigade subordinate advance very beautiful? Such what matter has Third Uncle top, can there turn to obtain me to worry? Now may be booing, this is true being so distressed, was so distressed...... This goes to South Heaven, does not go to tourism to take vacation really...... Young Master Jun does not know one should say that what was good, oneself can say that what pinches?...... Turning head that Jun Moxie does not live, he hopes that this moment back mist and dust is big, Jun Wuyi will lead the 20,000 army, the Divine Weapon day to drop from the clouds generally! Rescues pitiful me in the water and fire...... That is also 12,000 extravagant hopes, distance at least over over 400 li (0.5 km) between both, miss! 我我……我为啥非得要这个先锋啊,我乖乖地跟着大队人马前进不是挺美吗？那样什么事都有三叔顶着,那里会轮得到我烦恼呢？现下可倒好,这可是真正的叫天天不应,叫地地不灵了……这是去天南啊,真不是去旅游渡假啊……君大少爷已经不知道自己该说啥好了,自己可以说啥捏？……君莫邪不住的回头,他多么希望,此刻背后烟尘大起,君无意率领两万大军,神兵天将一般从天而降！解救可怜的俺于水火之中哇……那也是12000分的奢想,两者之间的距离至少超过400里以上,怎么也是赶不及的！ „Do not look, looks again is also useless. We already inquired, specially comes wait for you to here.” Guan Qinghan visits him lightly: „Now, you can come out from horse carriage, I and Younger Sister Xiaoyi sit horse carriage, you ride a horse, your won't intentionally see?” “别看了,再看也没有用。我们早就打听好了,就是专程到这里来等你的。”管清寒淡淡的看着他:“现在,你可以从马车里出来,我和小艺妹妹坐马车,你去骑马吧,你不会有意见吧？” Jun Moxie speechless. 君莫邪一阵无语。 Seemingly very kind discussing? What opinion we can have, what opinion dares to have? What is tyrannical overbearing? This not and that's the end. Costa Rica's actions to that Fei Zhuchang, there compares favorably with front this Great Queen to come directly? Unexpectedly I catches up with horse carriage Elder Brother directly, this is not the dove in legend occupies the magpie nest...... All around has the Soul Eater member to smile secretly, the Jun Moxie anger stares one, the suddenly laughter stops, everybody does not look askance, a face grave serious. 貌似很和蔼的商量？咱能有啥意见,敢有啥意见？啥叫强横霸道？这不就是了。哥对那位肥猪肠的所作所为,那里比得上面前这位女大王来得直接？居然直接就是把哥哥我赶下马车,这不就是传说中的鸠占鹊巢吗……四周有噬魂队员在偷偷地笑,君莫邪怒瞪一眼,顿时笑声停止,人人目不斜视,一脸的庄重严肃。 „cough! cough cough......” the Jun Moxie soundly clears throat, prepares to display own glib tongue, urged front these two seems the beautiful woman wrong path knowledge of setting firm resolve returns: „I said... That... Sister-in-law, volume, also that... Xiaoyi miss......” “咳！咳咳……”君莫邪清了清嗓子,准备施展自己的三寸不烂之舌,劝面前这两位似乎是下定了决心的美女迷途知返:“我说…那个…大嫂,额,还有那个…小艺姑娘……” „Un, Elder Brother Moxie, you noticed that I appear here, is very surprise? Is very accidental/surprised? To hug my Iya? I to know that very much, I understand, I am this!” Dugu Xiaoyi smiles jumps to Jun Moxie in front of all of a sudden, tilts the head visits him to say. “嗯,莫邪哥哥,你看到我在这里出现,是不是很惊喜？是不是很意外？是不是很想拥抱我呀？我知道的,我明白的,我就是这样的！”独孤小艺笑眯眯的一下子跳到君莫邪面前,歪着头看着他道。 One such as Little White is ordinary, meaning that a little I want to surrender very much, but little girl acts with constraint compared with Little White, Little White has jumped over, but the Dugu Eldest Daughter estimate waits to want Young Master Jun to be initiative, then like a flying swallow throws the bosom. 一如小白白一般,很有点我想投怀送抱的意思,不过小丫头还是比小白白矜持的,小白白已经跳过去了,但独孤大小姐估计是等着要君大少爷主动,然后自己才来个飞燕投怀。 surprise? 惊喜？ The father only felt frightened! As for accidental/surprised actually real, also that hugs anything, does not have the feeling to be very urgent, wants to hit your small butt actually very much maliciously! Jun Moxie is thinking looked at one, em, seemingly cannot calculate slightly, if hits maliciously two, should have the feel very much...... let the imagination run wild, Jun Moxie suddenly has remembered bewilderedly, this during with these two little girl ink marks what? Hurries to hurry back them is proper! Flickering is the complexion sinks, Young Master Jun 12,000 affectedly virtuous tunnel: „Sister-in-law, Miss Dugu, you are worried about us, Moxie represents tour of army officers this South Heaven to feel grateful sincerely \; But...... This goes to Heaven Punishment, high mountain road is far, the robber bandit is numerous, the lang wolf evildoers leopard runs amuck, bad risk all kinds! Also, your two people were the single women, travelled together has inconvenient! My this sends, returns to Tianxiang City you.” 老子只感到惊悚了！至于意外倒是真的,还有那个拥抱什么,没感觉很迫切,倒是很想狠狠地打你的小屁股！君莫邪想着瞄了一眼,恩,貌似也不能算小了,若是狠狠打两下,应该是很有手感的……莫名其妙地胡思乱想了一阵,君莫邪才突然想起,这当口跟这俩妞墨迹什么？赶紧把她们赶回去才是正经！瞬即脸色一沉,君大少12000分道貌岸然地道:“大嫂,独孤姑娘,你们担心我们,莫邪谨代表这次天南之行全军将士感激不已\;但不过……此去天罚,山高路远,强盗土匪众多,豺狼虎豹横行,凶险万般！再说,你二人都是单身女子,一同行路多有不便！我这就派人,将你们送回天香城。” Speaking of single woman these four characters, Jun Moxie discovered that these two little girls came out, unexpectedly a personal maidservant has not had one really! Thinks really this was taking a scenic tour government expense tourism, our was goes to war! 说到单身女子这四个字,君莫邪才发现,这俩妞出来,居然真的连个贴身侍女也没带一个！真以为这是游山逛水公费旅游了啊,我们这是去打仗的啊！ „You give a try but actually, I also want to know who dares to deliver us to go back.” Guan Qinghan does not care, coldly looked at his one eyes. “你倒试试看,我也想知道谁敢送我们回去。”管清寒根本不在乎,冷冷的看了他一眼。 „Elder Brother Moxie...... You are really cruel enough to hurry back us, we arrived at this.” Dugu Xiaoyi does not have Guan Qinghan to have energy, visits him miserable, eye socket one red, pours down to sob, as if immediately must cry: „Elder Brother Moxie, this place had more than 1000 li (0.5 km) road to Tianxiang, so long journey, I with Elder Sister Guan on road, if had an accident...... Your in the heart what Ren? Also, path bad risk, will of the people unpredictable......” “莫邪哥哥……你就真的忍心将我们赶回去啊,我们都来到这了。”独孤小艺可没管清寒那么有底气,楚楚可怜的看着他,眼圈一红,泫然欲泣,似乎马上就要哭了出来:“莫邪哥哥,此地离天香已经有1000多里路,如此漫长的路途,我跟管姐姐在路上若是出了什么事……你于心何忍？再说,道路凶险,人心难测……” „Is short with me comes this set! The tears are useless to me.” Jun Moxie is aloof, now knows that the journey bad risk will of the people was unpredictable? Initially you came out hasn't thought? Will such lie, believe by this Young Master?! When really I 250? “少跟我来这一套！眼泪对我是没用的。”君莫邪无动于衷,现在知道路途凶险人心难测了？当初你们出来的时候就没想到？这样的谎话,以本少爷会相信吗？！真当我250了吗？ ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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