OEM :: Volume #4

#316: The malignant tumor makes vanguard

„Hahaha......” saw at present this funnily as strange as extreme one, all people cannot bear laugh wildly loudly, with Murong Qianjun, but prepares to taunt Jun Moxie debauchee also completely to smile the tears tears crossflow, holds the belly to tic. “哈哈哈……”看到了眼前这等滑稽怪异到极点的一幕,所有人都忍不住放声狂笑,就连跟着慕容千军而来准备嘲讽君莫邪的纨绔们也尽都笑得涕泪横流,抱着肚子直抽抽。 A room completely is big Lords, this year mostly gets married really early, everyone knows that is any meaning, furthermore the army career, resembles this and other meat words is really ordinary tight, but Young Master Jun this actually really somewhat stems from provoking laughter of accident/surprise at one fell swoop! 一屋子尽都是大老爷们,这年头大都成家甚早,谁也知道那是啥意思,再者军旅生涯,似这等荤话实在是平常的紧,但君大少这一举却是实在是有些出乎意外的逗笑！ Even side several battleground old General are also out of control to twist the mouth sidewise the big mouth, laughs wildly, has smiled several, the feeling is improper, bears hurriedly, actually cannot bear, finally unscrupulous laughing loudly. 甚至就连旁边的几个沙场老将军也是禁不住咧开大嘴,狂笑起来,笑了几声,感觉不妥,急忙忍住,却又忍不住,终于肆无忌惮的捧腹大笑。 Only ignorant, only then the litigant Murong Qianjun Murong big laughingstock, Murong Xiaoliao only thought that head severe pain is hard to endure, has not actually known own head was transformed wantonly, is angry saying: „Is very funny? In military camp, beats robe Ze, is it may be said that guilty of the most heinous crime! This Young Master...... This General must to marshal inform this matter, punish surely! Hey! You smile anything, has anything to be funny!” 唯一懵懂的只有当事人慕容千军慕容大笑料,慕容笑料只觉得头上剧痛难忍,却还不知道自己头上已经被大肆改造,不禁大怒道:“很好笑吗？军营之中,殴打袍泽,可谓罪大恶极！本公子……本将军定要向元帅禀明此事,予以严惩！喂！你们笑什么,有什么好笑的！” His head „that words alone corner/horn” glowing red gloss light under sunlight, as if the also even more strong sign, along with his anger, under vitality rushing, appears fierce palatial, the whole piece pretty face also changed the appearance. The serious speech, instead has actually created a funnier effect...... Right now, the people who just must restrain cannot attend to each and every aspect again, laughs heartily, has holds the belly to sway back and forth on the ground really directly: „Aiya, was laughable I...... It is not good, you may forgive me, Haha......” 他头上的“那话儿独角”在阳光下红彤彤的油光光的,似乎还有愈发壮大的迹象,随着他的愤怒,气血奔涌之下,更显得狰狞巍峨,连带整张俊秀的脸庞也变了样子。一脸严肃的说话,却反而造成了更加滑稽的效果……这下子,刚刚才要收敛的众人一个个再也顾不得面子里子,纵声大笑,有甚者更直接抱着肚子在地上打滚:“哎呀,可笑死我了……不行了,您可饶了我吧,哈哈……” Jun Wuyi Grand Marshal and numerous who General comes sees here so to scratch with the finger chaotically, when to being angry, sudden sees the Murong Qianjun unusual modeling, instant then wants to laugh, actually thinks that this really should not smile, holds in hurriedly, but suppresses too anxiously, but the happy expression is also too abundant, has choked directly against the wind, even continually consistent serious Grand Marshal Jun not exception. 闻讯而来的君无意大帅和众将军见这里如此搔乱,正值冲冲大怒之际,突然一眼见到慕容千军的奇特造型,瞬时便想发笑,却又想到这实在不该笑,急忙憋住,但憋得太急,而笑意又太盛,一个个直接迎风呛了起来,甚至连一贯严肃的君大元帅也不曾例外。 Young Master Jun no escaping by luck, subjects to a penalty once more, Grand Marshal Jun somewhat is in an uncontrollable rage simply, almost must imprison this fellow. 君大少没的幸免,再次受罚,君大帅简直有些怒不可遏,几乎要将这家伙监禁。 This also too can stir up trouble, too can do the matter? 这也太能惹事了,太能搞事了吧？ Simply is the courting disaster spirit in legend! 简直就是传说中的惹祸妖精啊！ Moreover the energy of courting disaster spirit has not consumed obviously, because the entire event had not ended...... That night, just camped two teams of subordinate that set up camp, had the conflict once again. The Murong Family family/home is going to revenge for own Young Master, has had the conflict with the Jun Moxie 250 guards. 而且惹祸妖精的能量明显还没有消耗完,因为整个事件还没结束……当天晚上,刚刚宿营扎寨的两队人马,再度起了冲突。慕容家的家将要为自家公子报仇,与君莫邪的250名侍卫产生了冲突。 Regarding this digit, Jun Moxie also is very helpless. Even if are many a person also well, but after Sky Razing Soul Devourers two teams of subordinate recuperation, because the beforehand injury is too serious and cannot has four people. Other is not affected much in average, naturally accompanying. Therefore Young Master Jun has his these 250 people to enlist in the military to enlist honorably. Has leisure time Jun Moxie one to think depressed! 对于这个数字,君莫邪也很是无奈。哪怕再多一人也好哇,但残天噬魂两队人马休整之后,因为之前伤势实在太重而不能随队的却只得四个人。其他的人均无大碍,当然随行。于是君大少就带着他的这250人光荣的参军入伍。有闲暇时候君莫邪一想就会觉得郁闷！ 250 people also on forget it, but 250 people add on themselves again, is: 250 + 1, fuck, this Young Master so brain was how remnant. Near a casual capture person breaks the leg to be also good, but thinks that is not right, if only broke a leg of person to add on itself just right not 250, it seems like at least must break the legs of two people, that was not right, wasn't that 250-1? Puzzled...... The final victories of two sides battles made one shock very much, this trivial 200 people, unexpectedly were fierce and tough to the extreme. Will shatter to pieces five hundred Murong Family directly, complains incessantly, „remnant” cannot withstand the word, because had dozens people to have the disabled phenomenon truly! 250人也就罢了,但250人再加上自己,正好是:250+1,我靠了,本公子怎么这么脑残。临出来的时候随便抓住一个人打断腿也行哇,但想想还是不对,要是只打断一个人的腿的话加上自己不就正好250了,看来起码得打断两个人的腿,那也不对啊,那不是250－1了？纠结啊……两边交战的最终战果很令人大跌眼镜,这区区地200来人,居然是凶悍到了极点。直接将五百慕容世家家将打得落花流水,叫苦连天,“残”不堪言,因为真正有数十人出现了伤残现象！ This has caused public anger, the numerous aristocratic families accuse, Jun Moxie does not yield an inch, is in sharp opposition, must have the bloody conflicts shortly once more. 这一来引起了众怒,众世家纷纷指责,君莫邪寸步不让,针锋相对,眼看着就要再次产生流血冲突。 Jun Wuyi discovered finally oneself and Grandfather beforehand plan is fantasizes completely adds the speculation, Jun Moxie this fellow exists in the army, directly is a through bad apple, what is a malignant tumor! As early as possible eliminated is the best plan. Remained for a long time, unavoidably will make this mouse excrement go bad pot good gruel. 君无意终于发现自己和老爷子之前的打算完全就是幻想加臆测,君莫邪这个家伙存在于军队中,直接就是一匹彻头彻尾的害群之马,更加的是一个毒瘤！还是趁早清除了才是上策。留得久了,难免会让他这一颗老鼠屎坏了一锅好粥。 In the afternoon comes out, daytime has not passed, has not arrived in the evening, day also not black, this fellow has carried unexpectedly three punishments! Offended that can offend cannot offend completely! If governs him according to Military Law, at this time the head had most minused twice...... Thereupon, heavily punishes by flogging and beating once more, then severe after reproving, „was bringing your 250, get lost/rolled to the father!” | Jun Wuyi Grand Marshal Jun said: „In view of the performance of your little brat, gives you now a major task, making you redeem oneself through good works! Special order Jun Moxie is the opening vanguard, builds roads through the mountains, with water bridging, if there is the place of any oversight to cause the army to lose, the direct electrical connector sees!” 下午才出来的,一个白天没过去,还没到晚上呢,天还没黑,这家伙居然就背了三次处分！更把能得罪的不能得罪的全部得罪了一个遍！若是真的按照军法来治他,这时候脑袋已经最少掉了两次……于是乎,再次重重地责打一顿,然后严厉的训斥一顿之后“带着你的250,给老子滚！”|君无意君大帅如是说道:“有鉴于你小子的表现,现在给你一项重大任务,让你戴罪立功！特命君莫邪为开路前锋,逢山开路,遇水搭桥,若是有什么疏漏之处导致大军损失,直接提头来见！” Jun Moxie heard suddenly this Yu Ling, straight such as the pardon general, made to bow with hands clasped overjoyed roundly, with a tone of villains holding sway, made the stance that the lead(er) in southern opera made fully, seemingly had an imposing appearance the regulations extremely to come a Peking opera artificially: „~~~ Oh~ ~ made ing ~~” 君莫邪骤闻此喻令,直如大赦一般,欢天喜地地作了个罗圈揖,用一种小人得志的口气,做足了戏文里的领令的姿态,貌似器宇轩昂实则做作万分地来了一句京剧:“得~~~哦~~令ing~~” Then the hand makes wild goose wing, makes the soaring shape, has circled the half-turn, stepped two well organized slow racket eight master steps, then transfers the Daomadan small broken step, in high spirits flying enters in the accounts. 然后手做雁翅型,做飞翔状,绕了半圈,迈了两步四平八稳的慢拍八爷步,然后转为刀马旦小碎步,兴高采烈的飞出帐去。 Stays behind Lords that a room has been dumbfounded, is out of control to laugh, this is little brat unexpectedly the Jun Family only third generation descendant? The direct descendant successor of Military God aristocratic family? 留下了一屋子大眼瞪小眼的老爷们,都是禁不住爆笑,这小子居然就是君家唯一的第三代后裔？军神世家的嫡系传人？ Jun Wuyi Grand Marshal Jun intertwines infinitely, in the heart has four character Main Family Misfortune! 君无意君大元帅纠结无限,心中只得四字家门不幸！ Young Master Jun there will also care about the depression of oneself Third Uncle, we may thoroughly got rid of the nonsense army career of this important person short remaining life. Small a long time/half of the day skill/effort, the father suffered three to punch unexpectedly fat, completely that type cannot hit back punched fat! In such gets down, this arrives at South Heaven at least also to walk for over one month, when the time comes refuses stubbornly dead disgraced, for the time being two said that but in legend ‚iron buttocks Divine Art’ must certainly reach the pinnacle! 君大少爷那里还会顾及自己三叔的郁闷,咱可算是彻底地摆脱了这要人老命的狗屁军旅生涯了。小半天的功夫,老子居然挨了三顿胖揍,还是那种完全不能还手的胖揍！在这么下去,这一路到天南起码还要走一个月以上,到时候死不死、丢人不丢人的暂且两说,但传说中的‘铁屁股神功’肯定是要登峰造极的！ When opening vanguard, gā gā, that explained from now on, father decide! As for building roads through the mountains builds a bridge anything's we not to be skilled in the water, all bandit robbers but who this meets on the way surely, Elder Brother can sweep average! Does not remain! 当开路先锋了,嘎嘎嘎,那就说明从现在开始,老子自己说了算！至于逢山开路遇水搭桥什么的咱不怎么精通,但这一路遇到的所有土匪强盗的,哥哥定会扫荡的平平的！一个不留！ How good training opportunity! 多么好的练兵机会啊！ Lest Jun Moxie Jun Wuyi Grand Marshal suddenly changes the order once again, was accepting that night of order, issues an order, 250 people break camp rapidly, is similar to benefits the arrow to be ordinary directly, pricked the boundless dark night rapidly, one such as the Grand Marshal Jun desire, this 250 + 1 vanish directly without a trace. 君莫邪唯恐君无意大帅再度突然改变命令,就在接受了命令的当天晚上,一声令下,250人飞速拔营,直接如同一只利箭一般,迅速刺入了茫茫黑夜,一如君大元帅的愿望,这250+1直接消失得无影无踪。 Later two days, the discovery of Jun Wuyi Grand Marshal Jun accident/surprise oneself have sent Jun Moxie to make the decision of vanguard is wise and brilliant how! Simply is divine inspiration, or is in legend „All-seeing Eye knows person with outstanding ability”! 之后的两天,君无意君大帅很意外的发现了自己派君莫邪做先锋的这个决定乃是多么的英明神武！简直就是神来之笔,又或者就是传说中的“慧眼识英才”！ Enables everyone to develop his talents, the personnel uses to be really in place! 人尽其才,用人用得实在太到位啦！ This smooth directly not to mention, the army walks probably is enjoying the beauties of nature simply general, along Jun Moxie the path of vanguard military force advance, not startled does not have the danger, moreover government official high distance along the way welcomed, lest there is a there entertainment inconsiderately, as for one on the military supplies, was only then came out to present, absolutely did not have the embezzlement of least bit. 这一路的顺利直接就别提了,大军一路走来简直就好象是在游山玩水一般,沿着君莫邪的先锋兵马前进的道路,一路无惊无险,而且沿途的官员高接远迎,唯恐有那里招待不周,至于一应军需,更是只有多出来奉送的,绝对没有半点的克扣。 As for the bandits and thieves bandit along the way, Young Master Jun resumes directly by the potential of overwhelmingly superior force, the powerful sweeps! Even surpassed major road 200 miles away has swept. The travel of this vanguard, directly is a distance of banditing suppression! 至于沿途的盗贼土匪,君大少更始直接以秋风扫落叶之势,一路强势扫荡！甚至超出了官道200里以外去扫荡。这一趟先锋之旅,直接就是一趟剿匪的路程！ One group of pasts, were bloody, full bloody road! 一路过去,一路血腥,十足的血腥之路！ This, Young Master Jun is Sky Raiders and Soul Eater essence blood the journey of disciplining! 这,正是君大少为残天、噬魂粹血的磨练之旅！ Do not say Jun Moxie, Jun Wuyi is conceivable, such 250 people kill South Heaven, what scene will be, how wicked killing intent will train! 不要说君莫邪,就连君无意都可以想象出,这样的250人一路杀到天南,将会是什么样的情景,将会培养出如何的惨厉杀气！ But killing intent and bloodiness, have been doomed in this, this is the souls of these two armies! 而杀气和血腥,在这一路就注定了,这是这两支部队的灵魂！ Jun Wuyi leads the army, the first county that passes through is still permissible, but County Magistrate of second county, when Jun Wuyi sees him, looked like saw simply deep women's wrongs woman who relied on the gate facing one another traveler. 君无意率领大军,经过的第一个县城还尚可,但第二个县城的县令,在君无意看到他的时候,简直就像是看到了一个倚门相望征夫的深闺怨妇。 But County Magistrate sees the Jun Wuyi look, like seeing the biological mother of long separation, no, should be the biological father! 而县令看到君无意的眼神,就像看到了久别的亲娘,不,应该是亲爹！ Tears tears able to move unhindered! 涕泪纵横啊！ Originally this fellow reputation almost, by chance Young Master Jun arrived here time slightly, the buttocks were pressed a little sorely by the saddle, therefore good of this fellow said that the child arrived. 原来这家伙官声稍微差点,恰巧君大少走到这里的时候,屁股被马鞍硌得有点疼,于是这家伙的好曰子就到来了。 First, Young Master Jun decided that must sit horse carriage, moreover wants superluxurious that moreover must complete within one day, and has stipulated the progress of each double-hour! But these days, before Young Master Jun has displayed him, fully the learned attainments of first, helping this County Magistrate criticize over the years old debt. 首先,君大少决定要坐马车,而且还要超豪华的那种,而且还要在一天之内完成,而且规定了每一个时辰的进度！而这段时间里,君大少充分发挥了他前一世的博学造诣,帮这位县令清算起了历年来的旧帐。 The method of this Sir County Magistrate also forget about it, gingerly convening about hundred artisans far and near, conscientious in the severest standard, according to most comfortable riding tentative plan, at the maximum speed, finally within the given time, forging superluxurious horse carriage! But one that this horse carriage needs on the material, directly clean that this pitiful government official several years of accepting bribes of spends freely, even has also owed a number not poor foreign loan! 这位县令大人的手段还算了得,战战兢兢的召集远近的近百位工匠,兢兢业业的以最严苛的标准,按照最舒服的乘坐设想,以最快的速度,终于在规定时间内,打造了一辆超豪华的马车！而这辆马车所需的一应材料,直接将这位可怜的官员几年的贪墨挥霍的一干二净,甚至还欠了一笔数目不菲的外债！ Arrived confirmed finally finally forging finished time, this pitiful government official arrives in front of Monarch big vanguard to report gingerly, at this time, Jun Moxie was taking the account book to treat as the fan air fan, was educates in addition to direct his very much sincerely. 到了最后终于确认打造完毕的时候,这位可怜的官员战战兢兢来到君大先锋面前汇报,这个时候,君莫邪正在拿着账本当做扇子扇风,很是语重心长地教育加指点了他一番。 „I said that Fei Zhuchang......” the name of this fellow is called ‚Fei Zhuchang’ unexpectedly, this point, making Young Master Jun just know is out of control tch tch to express admiration for a long time, spoke frankly big of world, the infinite universe, was really every possible strange thing, this fellow parents' standard absolutely was quite not generally. “我说费珠常啊……”这家伙的名字居然叫做‘肥猪肠’,这一点,让君大少刚得知的时候禁不住啧啧称奇了好久,直说天下之大,大千世界,真是无奇不有,这家伙父母的水准绝对是相当不一般地。 „Your is non-specialized? So-called day high Emperor is far, your little brat has made enough five years of County Magistrate, unexpectedly only has plundered also 50,000 two Silvers? Really was too disappointing a point! fuck! is the corrupt official you unable to complete, no wonder your little brat nearly 40 years old are only trash County Magistrate! Five years of accepting bribes of my heaven, you called horse carriage not to have me unexpectedly, heard that hasn't sufficed?......” Jun Moxie shakes the head, sighs, somewhat feels sad for their misfortunes very much, gets angry the meaning that it does not struggle. “你丫的也太不专业了吧？所谓天高皇帝远,你小子做了足足五年的县令,居然就只搜刮了还不到五万两的银子？实在是太差劲了一点！草！做贪官你都做不好,难怪你小子快40岁了还只是个垃圾县令！五年的贪墨啊我的老天,你居然给我打了一辆马车就没了,听说还没够是吧？……”君莫邪摇头,叹气,很是有些哀其不幸,怒其不争的意思。 „Is...... What Young General said that the lower official is really incompetent......” Fei Zhuchang feels the cold sweat on face, gingerly reply. In the heart complained incessantly: My heaven ancestor, your this horse carriage including the wheel is hundred years of sandalwood, in the compartment the also four pearls mounts, this...... May be my money buys, the sandalwood was insufficient, your my family's shutter and bedboard have opened, how do you also want? Let alone before has accepted bribes, my family was directly utterly destitute, also famine, but also made the person live? “是是……少将军说的是,下官实在是无能……”肥猪肠摸着脸上的冷汗,战战兢兢的回答。心中叫苦连天:我的皇天老祖宗啊,您这辆马车连车轮都是百年紫檀木,车厢里还有四颗明珠镶嵌,这这……可都是我的钱买的,紫檀木不够了,您连俺家的门板和床板都拆了去,你还想怎么着？别说之前的贪墨了,俺家直接家徒四壁了,还有一屁股的饥荒,还让不让人活了？ ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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