OEM :: Volume #3

#291: I scolded do not die you!


Third Young Master Jun, although two teachers are frank, early saw through the victory and loss victory or defeat is as transient as fleeting clouds, was not concerned for this temporary success and failure, disdained to lower oneself to the same level with you, but actually wants to ask below, the first couplet that Third Young Master Jun left, he can have second couplet? If there is excellent second couplet, requested to bestow, making me and others open mind.” writing Xing 520 novel growth bodies have stood, obviously to losing this game of some have not been convinced very much. 君三公子,虽然两位师尊光明磊落,早看穿了输赢胜败乃属过眼云烟,并不计较这一时的得失,不屑与你一般见识,但在下却想问问,君三公子出的这个上联,自己可有下联么?若是有绝佳下联,望请赐下,让我等开开眼界。”文星520小说生长身站了起来,显然对输了这一局很有些不服气。 You are how more false than Li Youran!” “你这人怎地比李悠然还虚伪!” Jun Moxie extremely visits him stunned: Asked you to think matter time first used with the brain, always do not think the issue with the buttocks! If links me to on first couplet, will I take to create obstacles for the person? Did you make the donkey kick in childhood? How did Wenxing Institute of Knowledge have your such fool?” 君莫邪愕然万分地看着他:“拜托你想事情的时候先用用大脑,不要老是用屁股来想问题!若是一副连我自己都能对的上的上联,我会拿出来刁难人么?你小时候让驴踢过吗?文星书院怎么出了你这么一个笨蛋?” „, Was right, I thought that your head is not only stupid, ear also deaf? I stated clearly the topic that this is others sets before setting the topic, until now nobody can on, I be brings to borrow, your which ear heard is I does? I thought that you either do not have the long head, either was in the head the length of side the mildew! Unexpectedly manages me to want second couplet? Your really feeling all right start to talk! Heavenly Star Academy is this started a fight when losing and demanded his money when winning, hasn't managed the crafty principle the goods?” “哦,对了,我看你不仅脑袋笨,耳朵也聋了吧?我在出题之前就明说了这是别人出的题,至今没人能对上,我不过是拿来借用而已,你哪只耳朵听到是我自己做的了?我看你要么是没长脑袋,要么是脑袋里边长了霉!居然管我要下联?你真好意思开口!天星书院都是这等输打赢要,没理狡理的货色吗?” Young Master Jun this time start to talk does not have many people to have the excuse but actually, after all before setting the topic he already explained that this antithetical couplet radically is not he, but must come from other place, clarifying is brings to press the person, this moment that student asked difficultly by this point, wanted to save some faces, actually wastes the scheme, annoyed other people to scoff! 君大少爷这次的开口倒没多少人有说词,毕竟在出题之前他早就说明这个对联根本就不是他本人所出,而是从别的地方得来,摆明是拿来难为人的,此刻那书生以此点问难,欲借此挽回些许面子,却是白费心计,更惹他人耻笑! Student suddenly is red in the face! 那书生顿时面红耳赤! What idea others do not have, only then Li Youran accidental/surprised some at the same time opened the eye, did this person what's the matter, how involve oneself goes in? What is called you to be how more false than Li Youran?” 别人都没啥想法,惟有一边的李悠然有些意外的睁了睁眼睛,这人怎么回事,怎地又把自己牵扯就进去了?什么叫做“你这人怎地比李悠然还虚伪?” Damn, did this call the logical expression? Was I false? 他妈的,这叫人话吗?我怎么就虚伪了? „Did master just open the mouth to admit defeat, turns the face away sends the apprentice to come out to act shamelessly? Wenxing Institute of Knowledge is could it be unexpectedly not being able to lose so?” The Jun Moxie sound is very loud, appears the air/Qi is sufficient, „, if cannot lose seriously, that Young Master makes one step not have any so- said. Although this Young Master is not good person, actually also knows that respects the old.” “师父刚一开口认输,扭脸就派徒弟出来撒赖?文星书院难道竟是这般的输不起吗?”君莫邪的声音很大,显得中气充足,“若是当真输不起的话,那本公子让一步也没什么所谓。本公子虽然不是什么好人,却也知道敬老尊贤的。” Originally you also know that yourself are not good person Iya? all people in big roll one's eyes. 原来你还知道你自己不是好人呀?所有人都在大翻白眼 Has you such to respect the old? You respected under to go to...... face to be abundant two venerable teachers quickly, draw back! Lost lost, argued senselessly, why rigidly adhered to -and-a-half time successes and failures? This is only first, could it be depending on my Wenxing Institute of Knowledge, the opportunity of again not pulling?” Kong Lingyang is trembling the lip, has scolded the disciple with stern words. 有你这么敬老尊贤的吗?你都快把两位老夫子敬到地底下去了……“颜丰,退下!输了就是输了,无谓争辩,何必拘泥于一次半次的得失?这不过只是第一场,难道凭我文星书院,再没有扳回来的机会吗?”孔令扬哆嗦着嘴唇,严词将弟子叱了下去。 Does not rigidly adhere to -and-a-half time successes and failures, Venerable Kong at this time is also happy painful quick to talk forget it, this is not a competition unfavorable situation so is pure, this time lost face, several years ago Golden Autumn Gifted Scholar Feast or had the victory and defeat mutually, but completely held in the Moondrop Lake central island at that time, moreover Emperor Your Majesty did not present. But this time actually in Imperial Palace, not only Emperor Your Majesty, but also Empire high-level does not lack, the scale was bigger than the old times many times, lost at this time...... How could it not be depressed! 不拘泥于一次半次的得失,孔老先生此时也就是痛快痛快嘴罢了,这可不是一场比试失利那么单纯,这次可是丢了大人了,前几年金秋才子宴或者互有胜负,可那时尽都在落月湖中心岛举行的,而且皇帝陛下也并不在场。但这次却是在皇宫里,不仅皇帝陛下在,而且各位帝国高层一个不缺,规模更比往年大了许多倍,偏偏在这个时候输了……岂不令人懊丧之极! If said the debauchee juniors who Wenxing Institute of Knowledge most hated in the past are Fatty Tang Yuan, now Fatty has fallen back on second, Young Master Jun glory and other first places, moreover is that ten thousand years do not trade, Wenxing Institute of Knowledge did old , middle-aged and young gifted scholar to hate in the bone Young Master Jun...... hehe, Teacher Kong said right, composed the antithesis to a given phrase, but was writer bored time of sent the time one game forget it, really manifested studies, but also was smiling of the poems and songs polite arts......” Li Youran maintained composure, said: „Didn't could it be have to be able compared with resulting in Young Master Jun same?” 若说文星书院以往最痛恨的纨绔子弟乃是胖子唐源,现在胖子已经退到第二了,君大少爷荣等榜首,而且还是万年不换的那种,文星书院的一干老中青才子可是把君大少爷恨到骨头里了……“呵呵,孔老师说得对,对对子,不过是文人无聊的时候打发光阴的一种游戏罢了,真正体现才学的,还属诗词歌赋琴棋书画啊……”李悠然不动声色的笑了笑,道:“难道还没有一样能比得过君公子么?” But these words sinister very! 这句话可是毒辣的很! In full toward civil and military in front, if Wenxing Institute of Knowledge gives up in light of this, how could it not be to represent the entire academy to confess that doesn't have the same technique ratio to result in Jun Moxie big debauchee? How could can Wenxing Institute of Knowledge collapse this stage? Is willing to give up? 在满朝文武面前,文星书院若是就此罢手,岂不就代表着整个书院自认没有一样技艺比得过君莫邪君大纨绔文星书院岂能塌得起这个台?焉肯善罢甘休? Instant is at daggers drawn. 瞬时又是剑拔弩张。 I calculated to settle on, Li Youran this little brat did not have the peaceful good intention! Really is pretty boy does not have the good mind, wants to compel the father bright card in a hand with the aid of the blade of this group of venerable teachers intentionally. 我算看准了,李悠然小子根本就是没安好心!果然是小白脸没好心眼,存心想借助这帮老夫子的刀逼着老子亮底牌呀。 A Jun Moxie eyeball revolution, will lean first in the future the side, looked that this almost drew close to the small mouth of Dugu Xiaoyi, then nodded, confident loudly laughed: Said is also, the person who Wenxing Institute of Knowledge this time comes but are many, luckily us is also abundance of capable people! Are our Great Aristocratic Families posterity, how could battle-shy? This Young Master and Young Master Youran collaborate to resist Wenxing Institute of Knowledge, whoever passes on to win whom to lose, must be a charming story \; Young Master Youran also said a moment ago, he in many aspects, very much admired to this Young Master, hehe, in other words, this Young Master exceeded \; In other words, this Young Master Li Youran may strong were more, Hehehehe...... Did everybody hear? Therefore, if you link Young Master Youran also to compare, but, that did not need to look for me! This Young Master very busily, time very precious as gold, every time is several million taels of silver incomes, where can delay.” 君莫邪眼珠一转,先把头往后侧了侧,看这样子几乎贴近了独孤小艺的小嘴,然后点了点头,胸有成竹的哈哈大笑:“说的也是,文星书院这次来的人可是不少,幸亏我们这边也是人才济济!我们各大世家后人,岂能怯阵?本公子悠然公子联手对抗文星书院,传出去无论谁胜谁负,也必是一段佳话\;刚才悠然公子也说了,他在很多方面,都对本公子很佩服,呵呵,也就是说,本公子技高一筹\;换句话说,本少爷李悠然可强的多了,嘿嘿嘿嘿……大家都听见了吧?所以,若是你们连悠然公子也比不过,那就不用来找我了!本公子可是很忙地,时间非常之金贵,每时每刻都是几千万两银子的进账,哪里耽搁得起啊。” These words disappearing belt hits continually, really counter-attacks is attractive, not only all tied up all aristocratic family juniors all of a sudden on own warship, the Li Youran pushing out machining allowance number scapegoat, was possessing both offense and defense operational requirement, not having the mark may a homing move. 这番话连消带打,反击得甚是漂亮,不仅将所有世家子弟一下子全绑在了自己的战船上,更将李悠然推了出去做头号替死鬼,正是攻防兼备,无迹可寻的一招。 All people cast the vision of acclaiming, the object was actually not to Jun Moxie, but to Dugu Xiaoyi. Jun Moxie that one side head, a nod, then the manner greatly changes, said the excuse that such an offense and defense had both and had room for maneuver, if blockheaded guy also saw place that did not suit. If not for Dugu Xiaoyi gives him support the move that to call damn! Depending on such a thing, where can say such has the words of level? 所有人都投过来了赞叹的目光,对象却不是对君莫邪,而是对独孤小艺君莫邪那一侧头,一点头,然后态度大改,更说出了这么一番攻守兼备、进退自如的说词,任是一个木头人也看出了其中不对劲的地方。若不是独孤小艺给他支了招那才叫见了鬼!就凭这么一个混账东西,哪里能说得出这么有水平的话? Also, this fellow a moment ago said very non- nature, seems endorses general, moreover unexpectedly big Duan Huali not half dirty words! This that if not for the person teaches may be very strange! 再说了,这家伙刚才说的很不自然,似乎是背书一般,而且居然一大段话里没有半个脏字!若不是人教的这可忒离奇了! Saw Jun Moxie to raise head to fall on chair, closed the eye, looked that this put the appearance that depended on, even if were held responsible his anything not to reply \; Wenxing Institute of Knowledge people are incapable, has to change Li Youran: So, then first to Young Master Li ask for advice, but two.” 君莫邪仰头倒在了椅子上,闭上眼睛,看他这放赖的样子,就算是问他什么也不会回答了\;文星书院众人一阵无力,只好转向李悠然:“如此,余等便先向李公子讨教而二。” Li Youran smiles to stand, nods the head slightly: Was exceedingly honored.” Is pushed not to have anything to dislike by Jun Moxie to oneself unexpectedly. 李悠然微笑着站起来,微微颔首:“不胜荣幸。”竟是对自己被君莫邪推出来并未有什么反感。 Truly speaking, Jun Moxie won, regardless of wins whether honored, won has won, how the determination is not willing to be inferior by him for Li Youran of God's favored one. 说实在的,君莫邪已经胜了一场,无论胜得是否光彩,赢了就是赢了,自觉为天之骄子的李悠然怎地也不愿意被他比下去。 Above Dragon Throne, Emperor Your Majesty vision intentionally or otherwise passing over gently and swiftly Li Youran, the dangling eye, the split vision actually fell on Jun Moxie and Dugu Xiaoyi, in expression, immeasurably deep. 龙椅之上,皇帝陛下的目光有意无意的掠过李悠然,垂下眼睛,余光却是落在了君莫邪独孤小艺身上,内中神色,深不可测。 Since to pair, had heard a Young Master Li Youran (leisurely) flute well-known world, how then our these then does compare the temperament? Below Jin Yinzhen, wish to consult 1-2 to Young Master Youran.” A student, approached Emperor and audiences big shot gradually first good a ritual, this then faced Li Youran. The movement is unflustered, in the hand is holding handle white jade forging Jade Flute gently. “既然已经对过了对子,闻听李公子一首悠然箫知名天下,那么我们这一场便比比音律如何?在下金音震,愿向悠然公子请教一二。”一个书生缓步而出,先向皇帝和众大佬们行了一礼,这才转而面对李悠然。动作从容不迫,手中轻轻持着一柄白玉打造玉箫 Gold/Metal sound Young Master temperament moves the world, how is Youran (leisurely) can compare? This did not need to compare, admitted defeat below is.” Li Youran smiles bitterly, this Li Youran admits defeat actually intentionally. On this occasion the grand meeting, First Young Master Li might as well want to show off, after all, this is in this toward the emperor in front, if can make a good impression, regardless in the future will make anything, may receive the twice the result with half the effort merit. “金音公子音律名动天下,如何是悠然能够比拟的?这一场不用比了,在下认输就是。”李悠然苦笑一声,这倒不是李悠然故意认输。值此盛会,李大公子未尝不想出出风头,毕竟,这可是在本朝天子面前,若是能留下一个好的印象,将来无论做什么,都可收事半功倍之功。 But this Jin Yinzhen actually is really a powerful enemy, is precisely one powerful enemy who is hard to be a worthy opponent! That person handed down in the family flute technique, at age 15, then passed on the mainland, is actually there half melody of this posing as a cultured person can compare? Wenxing Institute of Knowledge sends out him to come, clearly wants to draw one game, establishes aspect that both sides make no distinction between victory and defeat, again following, is the genuine tough battle. 但这金音震却实在是劲敌,且是一个难以匹敌的劲敌!其人一身家传箫技,在15岁时,便已经名传大陆,却那里是自己这个附庸风雅的半调子可以能比的?文星书院派出他来,分明就是想扳回一局,奠定双方不分胜负的局面,再接下来,才是真正的硬仗。 Hehe, I and Moxie Young Master everyone, this Youran (leisurely) is ashamed, the technique is inferior to the person, is resigned to admit defeat.” Li Youran is without turning a hair, said: Next should be one's turn Moxie Young Master you, Youran (leisurely) wished Third Young Master Jun to win victory in this desire.” “呵呵,我和莫邪公子每人一阵,这场悠然惭愧,技不如人,甘心认输。”李悠然面不改色,道:“下一场又该轮到莫邪公子你了,悠然在此欲祝君三少旗开得胜。” Jun Moxie I said a shit! this fellow is unexpectedly direct the continued proportion non- ratio, directly admits defeat, this also too that anything...... If I, even if the opposite party is how fierce , the throat is roaring a popular song, rather was killed cannot be scared to death. 君莫邪俺说了一声靠!这家伙居然直接连比都不比,就直接认输,这也太那啥了吧……要是我,就算对方怎么厉害,也得直着嗓子吼上一曲流行歌曲,宁可被人打死也不能被人吓死啊。 Golden Autumn Gifted Scholar Feast, is provokes to lead away by both sides generally, then from the poetry hundred polite arts excessively, to the administering policy, the livelihood of the people placement, the foreign politics, wait/etc., completely surpassed until all Yi slowly is finished up. 金秋才子宴,一般是由双方挑衅引开,然后从诗词百家琴棋书画徐徐过度,到治国方略,民生安置,对外策略,等等,直到诸艺尽都赛过才算完事。 At present, under the Jun Moxie nonsense, has formed facing two faction finally, but smell of gunpowder, the intense manner of facing, has gone far beyond the old times. This point, any person who has participated in the past years Golden Autumn Gifted Scholar Feast, can feel clearly, on Young Master Jun and fellow not this experiences of Fatty Tang these two for the first time true participation competions. 目前,在君莫邪的鬼话之下,总算是形成了对垒的两个派系,但无论是火药味,还是对垒的激烈态度,都是远远超过了往年。这一点,凡是参加过历年金秋才子宴的人,都能清楚的感觉出来,也就君大少爷唐胖子这俩首度真正参与比拼的家伙没这见识。 Before naturally also had participated, but that is picks up the little girl the younger sister, with this time may not with saying the language...... Then, is fights the poetry, Ministry of Rites Minister Sun Chenghe and people discusses a meeting, finally the decision sets the topic at the scene, then both sides write poetry, the competion, determines the fit and unfit quality at the scene, decides the victory and defeat. 之前自然也参与过的,不过那是去泡妞把妹,跟此时不可同曰而语啊……接下来,便是斗诗词,礼部尚书孙成河与众人商议一会,终于决定当场出题,然后双方作诗,当场比拼,判定优劣,决出胜负。 This time comments the poem, is titled the knowledge. Asked both sides to leave to decide the candidate.” Sun Chenghe looked at Jun Moxie, shook the head, obviously in the heart has sentenced the victory and defeat, sighed. “此次评诗,以学问为题。请双方出定人选。”孙成河看了看君莫邪,摇了摇头,显然心中已经判了胜负,叹息一声。 Jun Moxie had not planned to win, hits haha then to cross. 君莫邪本就没打算赢,打个哈哈便过。 Also was blue clothes gifted scholar has stood, listened to introduce that calls Qin Qiushi \; The only this name, may imagine obtains, this Qin Qiushi parents craved any situation...... to ask Young Master Jun to grant instruction to the academic honor.” Qin Qiushi knits the brows to rack one's brains, roughly passed the half-stick of incense time, this soundly clears throat, the clear and resonant voice said. 又是一个蓝衣才子站了起来,听介绍,却是叫秦求仕\;单凭这名字,就可想象得出,这位秦求仕的父母对功名热衷到了什么地步……“请君公子赐教。”秦求仕皱眉苦思一番,约摸过去了半柱香的时间,这才清了清喉咙,朗声说道。 Writing Court Eunuch at the same time early is prepared, practices calligraphy with the elbow on desk and wrist raised writes with the arm held in the air, waits for the Qin Qiushi start to talk with rapt attention, he then meets the entire journey record. 一边的执笔太监早有准备,提腕悬肘,凝神以待秦求仕开口,他便会全程记录。 Ascends book mountain ice Yun Xiao bravely, dares to cross the knowledge learning view raging tide of emotion \; Why must heart intent is industrious the diameter, climbs the star to pick fight of roads not remote \; Hope this Fu Guozuo, how stingy warm-blooded casts Hongqiao \; This lives, if can result in the little advance, does not lose wields the weasel-hair writing brush in the present.” “勇登书山凌云霄,、敢渡学海观怒潮\;心正意勤何须径,攀星摘斗路未遥\;愿将此身付国祚,怎吝热血铸虹桥\;此生若能得寸进,不负今朝挥狼毫。” This Qin Qiushi but actually also is really uncommon, has short half-stick of incense, unexpectedly makes a seven-character lyu, the ideal condition, although has not been yet arrived excellent, but the antithesis is actually quite neat and proper, but is in one on the work, especially not only had expounded the manner of engaging in scholarship, displayed wholeheartedly faintly as well as earnestly seeks an show skill for the lofty sentiments of country's the great aspiration. 这位秦求仕倒也确是不凡,只得短短的半柱香,居然作得一首七律,意境虽然未臻上乘,但对仗却是颇为工稳的,可算是一篇上上之作,尤其其中不仅阐明了做学问的态度,更隐隐表现出了一心为国的豪情壮志以及渴求一展身手的远大抱负。 After writing Court Eunuch transcribes, then respectfully that poetic composition gives Emperor Your Majesty to glance. After Emperor looked at one, deeply looked at Qin Qiushi one, on the face maintained composure, waves to make fellow officials circulate for perusal, the feudal officials were the nod call friendly \; These people have the talent respectively, but expected if one at the same level position, under the huge pressure, the half-stick of incense time make a poem, is not necessarily able strongly this. 执笔太监抄录完毕之后,便恭敬地将那诗作交给皇帝陛下过目。皇帝瞄了一眼之后,深深看了秦求仕一眼,脸上不动声色,挥手令各位文臣传阅一番,众臣均是点头称善\;这些人各有才华,但料想自己若是处在同等位置,在庞大的压力下,半柱香的时间作出一首诗的话,未必就能强过这一首。 Quite wet, is quite wet, Qin the brother was really the silver one quite wet.” Jun Moxie pa pa applauds, the silver that smiles swings. This. Silver wet skill, your somebody candidly admits defeat, candidly admits defeat, the speed was also too fast \; Quick ringer......” “好湿,好湿啊,秦兄真是银得一手好湿啊。”君莫邪鼓掌,笑的银荡至极。“这手.银湿的本事,君某人甘拜下风,甘拜下风啊,速度也太快了\;快枪手啊……” Many thanks the Young Master Jun praise, my humble self had little talent and less learning, making Young Master Jun be laughed at with senior,” Qin Qiushi where can understand in his words Profound Principle, humble say|way: Also asked Young Master Jun to advise \; Also waits for respectful to hear Young Master Jun to erupt below.” “多谢君公子赞誉,小生才疏学浅,令君公子与诸位前辈见笑了,”秦求仕哪里能够参透他话中玄机,谦逊的道:“还请君公子指教\;在下也等着恭聆君公子大作。” My to erupt? This Young Master resources are not many, can fire casually, having no need for the silver being wet, cannot silver wet, the nature, have decided that cannot a silver quilt wet......” Jun Moxie modestly decline hurriedly, sounds in the people, simply is disorderly. “我的大作?不不,本公子资源多得很,可以随便射击,用不着银湿,更不能银一手湿,自然,决计更加不能银一被子湿……”君莫邪急忙谦让,在众人听起来,简直是颠三倒四。 Tang Yuan has smiled suddenly, after smiling has met, as if cannot control, is holding own being pregnant, smiles the countenance to twitch, the whole body convulsion, soon is not as if good, Tang Yuan undergoes gradually influencing of Young Master Jun these days, had the potential of pupil surpasses the teacher faintly. Others or have not understood what is heard Young Master Jun the sentence of silver, Fatty is actually hears to understand clearly how not to smile...... Has not understood that in the people of mystery despise greatly: This Fatty is really insincere, you with Jun Moxie are one group, at this moment sees him to make a boner unexpectedly such to take joy in other people's misfortunes! This moral behavior, really made one despise. 唐源突然嗤嗤的笑了起来,笑了一会之后,似乎控制不住,捧着自己的大肚子,笑得嘴脸抽搐,浑身痉挛,似乎快要不行了,唐源这段时间经受君大少的熏陶,已经隐隐有青出于蓝之势。别人或者还没听明白君大少爷所银之句,胖子却是听得清楚明白,如何不笑……未明白个中玄虚的众人大是鄙视:这胖子真不厚道,你跟君莫邪是一伙的,此刻见他出丑居然如此的幸灾乐祸!这人品,真是令人鄙视。 „Is Young Master Jun talented, how could admits defeat in light of this? This is not good, must recite a poem to come out everybody to evaluate the evaluation to be good.” That Han Zhidong jumped to wave the flag and shout a moment ago at this moment, being probable made Jun Moxie leave one time greatly ugly not to be possible. 君公子才华横溢,岂能就此认输?这是万万不行的,总要吟一首诗出来大家评定评定才好。”刚才那韩志东此刻跳出来摇旗呐喊,非得让君莫邪出一次大丑不可。 could it be does Young Master Jun disdain and others competed with me?” Mei Gaojie old eyes turns, dense say|way: So engages in scholarship, that may be intolerable......” 难道君公子不屑于与我等比试吗?”梅高节老眼一翻,森然道:“如此做学问,那可要不得啊……” Third Young Master Jun is the esteeming martial arts family, does not pass the literary talent...... Also is unavoidable.” Wenxing Institute of Knowledge gifted scholar laughed, has been full of self-satisfied pleased, looks at Jun Moxie to make a boner, greatly is pleased. Admits defeat in light of this, is the matter in anticipation, does could it be think very accidental/surprised?” 君三少乃是尚武家庭,不通文采……也是难免的。”文星书院一名才子呵呵笑着,充满了志得意满的快意,看着君莫邪出丑,大是快慰。“就此认输,也是意料中的事情,难道诸位觉得很意外吗?” Such remarks, just likes an excellent cold joke, wants to smile does not want to smile, all loudly laughs, in the laughter, has been full of the meaning of ridicule. 此言一出,犹如一个绝佳的冷笑话,想笑的不想笑的,皆都放声大笑,笑声里,充满了嘲弄之意。 Actually I am look down upon you really really! 其实我真的真的是看不起你们地! These words Jun Moxie will certainly not say, but you, since must ask for a scolding, moreover looking so urgent, that Young Master did not scold you maliciously, was unfair to you actually...... Jun Moxie coldly snorted, compliance said generously: Since the numerous position great kindness are so sincere, that Young Master also disrespect actually, it is too much, but, engages in scholarship...... This Young Master has not done, did not press the topic to write poetry, recited an everybody to listen casually happily.” 这句话君莫邪当然不会说出来,不过你们既然非要找骂,而且还一个个找的如此的迫切,那本公子不狠狠的骂你们一顿,倒是太对不起你们了……君莫邪冷哼一声,慨然应允道:“既然众位如此盛意拳拳,那本少爷也却之不恭,受之有愧,不过,做学问……本少爷还真就从来没做过,就不按题作诗了,随便吟一首大家听听乐吧。” Recited one casually? Young Master Jun is really the great ability, graces then already to become Shi, admire, admire.” Also is that Han Zhidong, since his antithetical couplet to losing, then hated Jun Moxie, if not for Jun Moxie, oneself so will be distressed? If therefore lost the future, was equal to that Jun Moxie has destroyed oneself life! “随便吟一首?君公子真是大才啊,举手投足之间便已成诗,佩服,佩服。”又是那韩志东,自从他对联对输了,便恨上了君莫邪,若不是君莫邪,自己怎么会如此狼狈?若是因此而失去了前途,便等于是君莫邪毁了自己一生! Now has the opportunity of revenging, how can let off? At this moment he already not for the Wenxing Institute of Knowledge victory and defeat, but for giving vent to indignation of one's own selfish interests. 如今有报仇的机会,怎么可以放过?此刻他早已不是为了文星书院的胜负,而是为了一己之私的泄愤了。 Wenxing Institute of Knowledge...... gifted scholar......” Jun Moxie tilts the head smiled, suddenly meaningful saying: „...... Is this...... Moral behavior? I thought that might as well my this gallops on horseback the chapter of stage Liu Lane, terrorizes men and take their women, not to shrink from any crime debauchee? Is such person, Wenxing Institute of Knowledge prepares to recommend to the Empire promising youth? I am not clear, if a such temperament director side...... It can be said that is the bridegroom, every night changes the bride?” 文星书院的……才子……”君莫邪歪着头笑了笑,突然意味深长的说道:“……都是这样的……人品嘛?我怎么觉得,还不如我这个走马章台柳巷,欺男霸女、无恶不作纨绔呢?这样的人,就是文星书院准备推荐给帝国的后起之秀吗?我不明白,若是这样的心姓主政一方……会不会曰曰做新郎,夜夜换新娘呢?” His these words said light, as if the word of pure having no interest, as if at the scene shouted abuse in public, but, said that has no interest, listener intentionally, Emperor Your Majesty in the eyes faint light dodged suddenly, the complexion changed, immediately has pondered. 他这句话轻飘飘地说出来,似乎是纯粹的无心之言,又似乎是当场骂街,但,说者无心,听者有意,皇帝陛下突然眼中精光一闪,脸色一变,随即沉思了起来。 Numerous position big shot are also startled, looking pensive. 众位大佬们也都是一怔,若有所思。 In this moment, the people are remembering as if by prior agreement, above over the years Golden Autumn Gifted Scholar Feast, Wenxing Institute of Knowledge aspect the heart of sincere viing for supremacy , was very as if intense a point...... The vision of suddenly people changed to Jun Moxie after the ponder, is actually this fellow has no interest? Does intentionally point out? 在这一刻,众人都是不约而同的想起,历年来的金秋才子宴之上,文星书院方面的拳拳争胜之心,似乎也忒强烈了一点……顿时众人的目光在沉思之后又都转到了君莫邪身上,这家伙究竟是无心而出?还是有意点明呢? Under looks, suddenly is greatly disappointed. This his present image...... Really is too...... Dreadfully to family/home! 一看之下,顿时大失所望。这丫的现在的形象……实在是太……猥琐到家了! Spoke those words, Jun Moxie frowned, walked slowly and aimlessly from the seat slowly, is crooked the neck also stem, the appearance that wind scratches with the finger extremely, does not know quite the same as one said anything a moment ago, eight master step extremely natural taking one after another, raise the buttocks, twists the waist, takes a step, after before resembling, after resembling , before, the back that a hand installs to compel after behind, another hand as if receives an electric shock in the front trembles. Movement is simple-hearted , is quite smooth, is strange and natural. 说完那句话,君莫邪皱起眉头,缓缓从座位中踱了出来,歪着脖子还梗着,一副极其风搔的样子,浑然不知道自己刚才说了什么,八爷步极其自然的接连迈出,提臀,拧腰,迈步,似前还后,似后还前,一只手装逼的背在身后,另一只手仿佛触电在胸前哆嗦。动作似木讷,却又颇为流畅,怪异而又潇洒。 If any earthman saw, will recognize immediately: This is by Michael Jackson's signature work that the walking smoothly with toes outward starts: Outer space step and mechanical step! These two big unique skills combine, came in different world finally! 若是任何一个地球人看到了,都会立即认得出来:这正是以八字步起脚的迈克尔杰克逊的成名作:太空步、机械步!这两大绝技合二为一,终告现身于异世界了! If there is the person of being able to judge the quality of goods to scream immediately cheers: Looked that this shakes, simply is true receiving an electric shock, looks at that neck stem, is really fucking awesome, looked that these steps walk, grass! This was Michael Jackson soul takes possession simply! 若有识货之人更会立即尖叫喝彩:看这手抖得,简直是真正的触电啊,瞧那脖子梗的,真是牛叉啊,看这几步走的,哇艹!这简直是迈克尔杰克逊灵魂附体了哇! What a pity, these different world wooden clubs do not understand the appreciation art, Young Master Jun have a elegant coquettish look to do to the feeling that the blind person looks. Has unrecognized talent. However father will soon shout abuse, what image but also cares about? Is worse is naturally better! The father did not count on that these people can anything boost to me, today does not scold a happiness, the father has not gone back! 可惜,这些异世界的棒槌不懂得欣赏艺术,君大少有一种俏媚眼做给瞎子看的感觉。怀才不遇啊。不过老子即将破口大骂,还在乎什么形象?自然是越坏越好!老子也不指望这些人能给我什么助力,今天不骂个痛快,老子还不回去了呢! Looks that in the main hall people saw the fool expression, everyone has to plant the feeling that did not endure dead to see simply very much: Jun Zhantian this grandson, was really the funny guy obtained the family/home, will Jun Family come out such a treasure? Speechless...... Then at this time, only heard the Young Master Jun waist to turn, the whole person came the standard charging movement, lifting that the right hand cramp brushed the top of the head, made orchid fingers, a pa sound has referred , the left hand covered on the abdomen, the waist acted leisurely, swinging, the coquettish look fluttered randomly. 看着大殿上众人一副见到了傻子般的表情,简直每个人很有种不忍卒睹的感觉:君战天这孙子,真是活宝得到了家了,君家怎么会出来这么一个宝货?无语了……便在这时,只听得君大少腰肢一扭,整个人来了个标准的过电动作,右手抽筋般刷的举上头顶,做了一个兰花指,的一声响指,左手捂在小肚子上,腰肢款款前后动作,摆动,媚眼乱飘。 Has to acknowledge, if these movements place Young Master Jun previous life that world, these are genuine and superelevation difficulty art of dancing summit masterpiece, the quite deep foundation of basic skills could not have done absolutely, why can do as for Young Master Jun...... The reason is very simple, so long as you also like the Young Master Jun general skill, you can also very easy does...... But the High Grade movement of these superelevation difficulty and ultra rich artistic feeling, looks in these ` wooden club ` in the eyes, everyone directly associated to the bed on the movement, even if were the female is no exception. Looks at his high-speed shrugging of lower part, really...... Indecently! 不得不承认,如果这些动作放在君大少爷前世的那个世界,这些都是货真价实、超高难度的舞技颠峰杰作,没有相当深厚的功底是绝对做不出来的,至于君大少爷为什么能作出来……原因很简单,只要你也有如君大少爷一般的身手,你也可以很容易的做出来……但这些超高难度、超富艺术感的高级动作,看在这些‘棒槌‘眼中,每个人都直接联想到了床上运动,纵然是女子也不例外。看这丫的下半身的高速耸动,真是……太不堪入目了! Had......” the Jun Moxie as if groan to cry out strangely, in the main hall that called fellow princess talented woman empresses were red in the face. Cursed angrily, this fellow was too obscene is really shameless! Unexpectedly works as these many people to tease me............ The Dugu Xiaoyi both eyes torching, the Princess Ling Meng elegant face is pallid, two females hopes: Immediately this fellow / lecher pushes to the ground, punches maliciously! Too disgraceful! Simply is immoral! “有了……”君莫邪似乎呻吟似地怪叫一声,叫的大殿上各位公主才女娘娘们都是面红耳赤。纷纷怒骂,这家伙实在是太下流无耻了!居然当着这么多人就在挑逗我……们……独孤小艺双目喷火,灵梦公主俏脸煞白,两女都有一种渴望:立即将这家伙/登徒子按倒在地,狠狠地揍一顿!太丢人现眼了!简直就是伤风败俗! „ To discuss the sentiment with me, unattractive is not good, Beng Gen I said the love, my this person is too bad. “想跟我谈情,不漂亮不行,甭跟我说爱,我这人太坏。 Do not be infatuated with Elder Brother, Elder Brother is only legend \; Do not provoke me, I make you spit blood...... ” 不要迷恋哥,哥只是传说\;不要招惹我,我让你吐血……” Under glare of the public eye, Young Master Jun verse have revealed finally . Moreover, uses one type to let the sound that the person is revolting to the ear extremely, clear transmitting: 在众目睽睽之下,君大少的诗句终于一句句吐露了出来,而且,使用一种极其让人不堪入耳的声音,一句句清晰的传来: With me the Chinese zither, the Elder Brother should not be your master \; Do not be flamboyant with me, cuts your dick \; In Elder Brother heart lonely, the murder sets on fire again \; Do you dare to feel embarrassed me? “别跟我得瑟,哥就是你爷\;别跟我牛逼,切你小鸡鸡\;哥心中寂寞,杀人再放火\;你敢为难我? fuck desert...... ” 尼玛戈壁的……” Speaking of last, Young Master Jun finger very coincidence referring to place, happen to was Wenxing Institute of Knowledge does the direction of gifted scholar profound scholars, on the face You Zi was the expression that a piece did not pay with a life exasperating: I scolded do not die your this group of old bastard! Feels embarrassed me? Who fuck! does not have a look at Sir I am! 说到最后一句,君大少的手指头很巧合的指处,正好就是文星书院一干才子大儒们的方向,脸上尤自是一片气死人不偿命的表情:我骂不死你们这帮老不死的!为难我?草!也不看看大爷我是什么人! Everybody presents in an uproar! 举座哗然! Which does the person of presence have is not a worldly person? Everyone was the slippery customer of government, investigates word has observed how things look the person of most lifetime, in others' spoken language had violating a prohibition of half a word, wanted careful estimation a long time/half of the day, let alone Jun Moxie this type, directly was pointing at the nose to shout abuse public. 在场之人有哪一个不是人精?每个人都是官场的老油条,查言观色过了大半生的人,就算别人的言语之中有一句半句的犯禁,也要细细的揣摩半天,更何况君莫邪这种,直接就是在指着鼻子骂大街了。 Each completely is the rogue act, each completely is the rascal attitude \; Latter eight point at the nose of Wenxing Institute of Knowledge, is shouting abuse, is furthermore threatening, has the insult that the mouth froth scatters, has the threat, finally involved the elder...... your you...... Did your you......” Mei Gaojie, when the Kong Lingyang two learned great Confucian scholars such point at the nose to shame for a lifetime? Let alone was the civil and military hundred officers to work as in front of the emperor the dissolute craziness to scold by debauchee Young Master, the instant between air/Qi results in the hands and feet to tremble, the beard shivers all over, a fair shamelessness, understand was blue in a twinkling, trembled the long time, suddenly hole Old Sir roll one's eyes, was neat to faint...... good evil creature!” Jun Zhantian Grandfather brushes jumped, the air/Qi resulted in the beard to open, seemed under the anger acts bashful does not permit the strength, foot kicking maliciously on the grandson buttocks, Jun Moxie a blink, mounted the clouds and rode the mist to fly secretly accordingly generally, even-handed has hit toward the pillar of main hall. Looks at that meaning, if right now hit really, must have brains dashed out directly may not. 每一句尽都是流氓行径,每一句尽都是无赖作风\;后八句更是指着文星书院的鼻子,口沫四溅的破口大骂起来,更兼有威胁,有侮辱,有恐吓,最后更是涉及了长辈……“你你……你你你……”梅高节,孔令扬两位博学鸿儒一辈子什么时候被人这么指着鼻子羞辱过?更何况被一个纨绔少爷当着文武百官当着皇上面前放肆的狂骂,瞬时之间气得手脚哆嗦,胡须乱颤,一张原本白皙的老脸,霎时间发了蓝,哆嗦了半晌,突然孔老大人翻白眼,干脆利落得晕了过去……“好孽障!”君战天老爷子刷的蹦了出来,气得胡须都张了开来,似乎是愤怒之下拿捏不准力道,一脚狠狠的踢在孙子屁股上,君莫邪偷偷一眨眼,应声腾云驾雾一般飞了起来,不偏不倚的向着大殿的柱子撞了过去。看那意思,这下子要是真撞实了,非得直接脑浆迸裂不可。 But, that side has a person. 但,那边却有一个人在。 Who? 谁? Naturally is Grandpa Jun opposite Dugu Zhongheng. 自然是君老爷子对面的独孤纵横 These two Old codger cooperated for a lifetime, who doesn't know whose thoughts? Early has stood the position, catches Jun Moxie safely, stares to drink greatly: Jun Zhantian! Your this Old bastard, dotard? could it be do you want to kill inadequately your Jun Family this only child?” 这俩老头子合作了一辈子,谁不知道谁的心思呢?早已经站准了位置,一把将君莫邪稳当接住,瞪眼大喝:“君战天!你这老东西,老糊涂了?难道你就要将你君家这唯一的一根独苗打杀了不成?” This old man really certainly! Said, this is the Jun Family only child, kills anyone unable to kill him to drop...... today everyone not to block me! I must kill this little animal today! Simply is disgraced conspicuous, is degrading refined, tarnishes the Jun Family family tradition, does not teach well, he had not overturned the heavens!” Jun Zhantian insane general was red eye to throw, looks at this, the right and wrong skinned the grandson dismantles has not been possible...... However Grandfather these words, made an audiences civil and military minister despise the family/home: Is degrading refined? Indeed your Jun Zhantian also knows that what is refined? Isn't your grandson appearance, you are also used to? How many family traditions on that day didn't tarnish? Also must kill a moment ago, one will change has taught, admire admired! 这老头真绝!一口就说出了,这乃是君家的独苗,打杀谁也是决计不能打杀他滴……“今天谁都别拦着我!我今天非要打死这个小畜生!简直是丢人显眼,有辱斯文,玷污君家门风,不好好教训一下,他还不翻了天去!”君战天疯了一般红着眼睛就要扑上去,看这样子,是非得将自己孙子扒皮拆骨了不可……不过老爷子这句话,却让一众文武大臣都是鄙视得到了家:有辱斯文?敢情你君战天也知道什么叫斯文?你孙子这个样子,还不是你惯得?那天不玷污几次门风呢?刚才还要打死呢,一会就改成教训了,佩服啊佩服! However the unstated criticism turns over to the unstated criticism, had the Dugu Grandfather demonstration before, does Old codger to close in the same old way, entrains the entraining arm of arm, draws the thigh of thigh, first pulled open Jun Zhantian said again, or this did Old Thing leave office? 不过腹诽归腹诽,已经有独孤老爷子示范在前了,一干老头子照样一拥而上,拽胳膊的拽胳膊,拉大腿的拉大腿,先把君战天拉开再说啊,要不这老货怎么下台? Fatty Tang calls out in alarm, by ghost crying god howling general voice, shocking resounding: Must kill people! Kills the person, life-saving!...... Third Young Master...... My good brothers, your you...... Do not die......” nasal mucus tears rushed toward Jun Moxie, the fat is similar to the sea is rising tide along the way, the tide has the ebb tide, surging forward. 唐胖子一声惊叫,以鬼哭神嚎一般的嗓音,震惊的响起:“要杀人啦!杀死人啦,救人啊!……三少哇……我的好兄弟,你你……千万不要死哇……”一把鼻涕一把泪的向着君莫邪奔了过去,沿途肥肉如同大海涨潮,潮起潮落,汹涌澎湃。 Is making is heavily engaged, Emperor Your Majesty on Dragon Throne was also unable to continue watching, pats a Dragon Throne hand, being furious shouted: Was quiet entirely! Stops entirely! Highly improper!!” 正在闹得不可开交的时候,龙椅上的皇帝陛下也已经看不下去了,一拍龙椅把手,震怒的喝道:“统统住嘴!统统住手!成何体统!!” A dragon prestige, the people called a halt in split second, you have a look at my me to have a look at you, is whistling gasps for breath, everybody probably was the fee completely the physical strength, actually as we all know, no one really has obtained the strength...... to ask Your Majesty to take responsibility for us! Punishes this crazed shameless one!” Wenxing Institute of Knowledge under leadership of Mei Gaojie, shedding bitter tears kneeling of complete shua shua on the ground. How many years, or have defeated, either exceed, but that time was such pointing at the nose nakedly has shamed? This simply is the great shame! 一声龙威,众人都在一瞬间停了手,你看看我我看看你,都是呼呼直喘气,大家都好像是费尽了体力,其实大家都知道,谁也没真得出力气……“求陛下为我们做主!严惩这丧心病狂的无耻之徒!”文星书院梅高节的率领下,痛哭流涕的齐刷刷的跪在了地上。多少年了,或者败过,或者胜过,但那一次被人这么指着鼻子赤裸裸的羞辱过?这简直就是奇耻大辱啊! Jun Moxie lay down in place upper garment unconscious crookedly, the corners of the mouth downward, did not move directly again. 君莫邪躺在地上装昏迷,嘴角往下歪了歪,直接再没动弹。 Now says the matter, I was not very happy! Feels disappointed very much!” Emperor Your Majesty is furious has flung the sleeve, various Great Aristocratic Families pester endlessly, Wenxing Institute of Knowledge so-called gifted scholar, so is unexpectedly petty, grievance must report, said, how can benefit for the common people? Now says this matter, relinquishes in light of this! Goes back to engage in introspection respectively well!” “今曰之事,朕很不高兴!很扫兴!”皇帝陛下震怒的甩了甩袖子,“各大世家胡搅蛮缠,文星书院所谓才子,竟这般心胸狭窄,睚眦必报,曰后如何能为万民造福?今曰此事,就此作罢!各自回去好好反省!” Here, everybody somewhat were absentminded, Emperor this saying, said heavily. 说到这里,人人都是有些失魂落魄,皇帝这话,说得够重的。 Was in this time, suddenly outside rapid footsteps sound, sound anxious fearful calling out: Urgent combat report!” 正在这时,突然外面急促的脚步声响起,一个声音急惶惶的叫道:“紧急战报!” Various military big shot are startled, expression bone-chilling cold. The combat report, perhaps is the thing that the old fogy of this group of bloodthirsty most longs, but has not appeared for a long time...... A bodyguard comes in hurriedly, kneels on the ground, presents correspondence. 军方各大佬均是一怔,神色都凛冽了起来。战报,或许是这帮嗜血的老家伙最渴望的东西,可是好久没有出现过了……一个侍卫急匆匆的进来,跪在地上,呈上一封书信。 South Heaven Punishment Profound Beast tide impact? How to have such matter?” Emperor Your Majesty launches looks, cannot help but a brow wrinkle, the doubts puzzled talked to oneself, the brow closely wrinkled. In Jiang Hu also has Life and Death Supreme Shi Changxiao unexpectedly, together with Blood Soul Manor, sends out Supreme Summon Order together? could it be, is the matter so really big?” 天罚玄兽潮冲击南部?怎么会发生这样的事情?”皇帝陛下展开一看,不由得眉头一皱,疑惑不解的自语了一声,眉头紧紧的皱了起来。“江湖中居然也有生死至尊石长笑,连同血魂山庄,共同发出至尊召唤令难道,事情真的有这么大吗?” ( to be continued ) (未完待续)
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