OEM :: Volume #3

#290: So second couplet

„that's settled then!” Kong Lingyang has not paid attention to him from the start, let alone you are not necessarily able to leaving Han Zhidong the first couplet, even if you can by luck to coming out, depend on the superficial antithetical couplet that this debauchee leaves, could it be can also live in our entire within Wenxing Institute of Knowledge rarely? Really huge laughing! “一言为定！”孔令扬压根就没将他放在眼里,别说你未必能对出韩志东的这句上联,就算你真能侥幸对出来,就凭这纨绔出的浅薄对联,难道还能难得住我们整间文星书院吗？真是天大的笑话了！ Jun Moxie pats the thigh, a pa resounding, works in the table altar/jar liquor, a foot steps in the chair, looking up has filled two, had pondered a meeting, looking up has filled two again, thinks deeply about a meeting. 君莫邪一拍大腿,啪的一声脆响,抓起桌上一坛酒,一只脚踩在椅子上,仰起头灌了两口,思考了一会,再仰起头灌了两口,又思索一会。 The vision of people centralized on him, Emperor Your Majesty is no exception, have a relish to look at his in the eyes, flashes through together the cold light faintly. If Jun Moxie can this antithetical couplet to neat and proper, oneself to Jun Family, then really need to estimate really...... Dugu Xiaoyi and Princess Ling Meng somewhat anxiously visit him, in heart complaint: What flaunts to be able? If to may lose the big face, lest but has disturbed his mentality, does not dare to make noise. 众人的目光都集中在他身上,连皇帝陛下也不例外,饶有兴致地看着他的眼中,隐隐闪过一道寒光。若是君莫邪真的能将这对联对得工稳,那么,自己对君家,便真的需要重新估量一下了……独孤小艺和灵梦公主都有些焦急地看着他,心中不住埋怨:逞什么能？万一要是对不上来可就丢了大脸了,但唯恐打搅了他的思路,也不敢出声。 Saw that Jun Moxie altar/jar liquor has gotten down the most altar/jar, Dugu Ying was anxious: „Hey! Don't you want to drink with this opportunity?” 眼看君莫邪一坛酒已经下去了大半坛,独孤英急了:“喂！你不会就是用这个机会想多喝酒吧？” Dugu Xiaoyi maliciously white oneself Big Brother eyes, is angry saying: „Others also not anxious, what are you anxious?” Dugu Ying flexure scratching the head, sitting down embarrasedly, looks at the wine pot in Jun Moxie hand eagerly...... Suddenly! 独孤小艺狠狠白了自己大哥一眼,嗔道:“别人还没急,你急什么？”独孤英挠了挠头,讪讪的坐下,眼巴巴地看着君莫邪手中的酒坛……突然！ Jun Moxie raised the head, right hand at one fell swoop, pa hit a sound to refer, was clear and crisp, said: „Had!” 君莫邪一抬头,右手一举,啪的打了一个响指,又清又脆,道:“有了！” Under the people anticipate, Young Master Jun read own second couplet complacently: „By the smelly street, the person excrement is smelly, dog shit is smelly, the pig excrement is smelly, the excrement smelly excrement smelly excrement excrement is smelly, the Confucian loses smelly smelly, leaves a stink for ten thousand years, ten thousand years alone smelly.” 众人期待之下,君大少得意洋洋地念出了自己的下联:“逐臭街,人屎臭,狗屎臭,猪屎臭,屎臭屎臭屎屎臭,儒臭遗臭,遗臭万年,万年独自臭。” A piece startled shakes! 一片惊震！ „Absolutely, is really absolute...... By fragrance to smelly, by excrement to flower...... Vomits......” Tang Yuan to jump the praise hurriedly, but the words had not said that already by his mouth in this ‚absolutely’ disgusting, could not speak, only thought that in the belly disliked wants to vomit...... This pair is right...... Really was too certainly disgusting person disgusting too, in addition just had eaten certainly n many things, was not disgusting feels nauseated that to blame...... The people are the facial color are strange, some grief and indignation looks at Jun Moxie, suddenly, Silver Blizzard City Little Princess Han Yanmeng covered the mouth to run, immediately numerous position Eldest Young Lady noisy crowd was covering the mouth small broken step...... Finally linked Dugu Xiaoyi also to cover mouth to run, before running also bitterly white Jun Moxie. “绝对啊,真是绝对啊……以香对臭,以屎对花……呕呕……”唐源急忙跳出来夸奖,但话还没说完已经被他口中的这‘绝对’恶心了一下,说不出话来,只觉得肚子里烦恶欲呕……这对子对的……实在是太绝了恶心人恶心的太绝了,再加上刚吃过n多的东西,不恶心要吐那才怪了呢……众人都是面色古怪,有些悲愤的看着君莫邪,突然,哇的一声,风雪银城的小公主寒烟梦捂着嘴巴跑了出去,随即众位大小姐一窝蜂的捂着嘴巴小碎步……最后连独孤小艺也捂着嘴巴跑了,临跑出去还恨恨的白了君莫邪一眼。 „Who dares to say me not to? Are we to neat and proper!” Jun Moxie raises the arm shouts, has caught a crab conveniently, has pulled out the ovary and digestive gland neatly and quickly, has forced in the mouth, tucks away. “谁敢说我没对上？咱对得工稳不工稳！”君莫邪振臂一呼,顺手抓了一个螃蟹,三下五除二就将蟹黄掏了出来,塞进了嘴里,一阵大嚼。 The people look that he forces in the mouth that yellow ovary and digestive gland, remembered a moment ago that to extreme second couplet disgustingly, the complexion of suddenly everybody was pale several points. 众人看着他将那黄黄的蟹黄塞进嘴里,想起刚才那恶心到极点的下联,顿时人人的脸色又是苍白了几分。 All people are speechless: The pair truly was to . Moreover, but also maliciously scolded these profound scholars, was only that ‚Confucian smelly loses smelly’, can make the hands and feet that the venerable teachers were mad tremble greatly. As for classical Chinese poetry rules, Kong Lingyang and Mei Gaojie do not dare saying that such antithetical couplet not or is not neat to, but...... Such antithetical couplet in all people in eating meal don't you, that look intentionally ugly? You to second couplet, but made not to have the least bit appetite that all people did...... „Feng Shui to transfer directly in turn, now was one's turn me to set the topic.” The half crab in Jun Moxie complacent waving: „Remembers before the half a month, on that day, I at home, volume...... The research poetry, suddenly my Grandpa has an old friend visit, the name of this old friend is very strange, therefore my impression is very most \; He is surnamed, name still \; He gives me a Grandpa picture, is his personally picture lotus chart, just before leaving, leaves behind first couplet, my Grandpa he has consulted many people not.” 所有人都是一阵无语:对子确实是对上了,而且,还狠狠的将这些大儒们骂了一顿,光是那句‘儒臭遗臭’,就能让老夫子们气的手脚大颤。至于格律方面,就连孔令扬和梅高节也不敢说这样的对联是没对上或者不工整,但是……这样的对联在所有人都在吃着饭的时候你对出来,那不是存心找难看吗？你对上了下联,但却直接令所有人都搞的都没有了半点食欲……“风水轮流转,现在轮到我出题了。”君莫邪得意洋洋的挥了挥手中的半边螃蟹:“记得在半月之前,那一天,我正在家里,额……研究诗词,突然我爷爷有一位故友来访,这位故友的名字很奇怪,所以我印象很深\;他姓和,名尚\;他送给我爷爷一幅画,是他亲手画的一幅荷花图,临走时,留下一个上联,我爷爷他老人家请教了很多人都没有对上来。” Here, Dugu Xiaoyi and other numerous female were pale the face to come back, everyone bitterly stares to look at Jun Moxie, was wishes one could to run over to nip his one simply. 说到这里,独孤小艺等众女一个个地苍白着脸回来了,每个人都是恨恨的瞪着眼看着君莫邪,简直就是恨不得跑过来咬他一口。 He spoke of here, some people asked curiously: „Actually does not know first couplet that Third Young Master Jun said what concrete is?” 他说到这里,已经有人好奇地问道:“却不知君三少所说的上联具体是什么？” „This first couplet is very simple, has seven character Painted on the lotus flower monks' painting.” Jun Moxie hmph hmph two, have thrown this absolutely. As for this being unjustly discredited, then buckled directly on Grandpa Jun, in any case now Grandfather in the scene, did not fear that put on the help/gang. In this world, or has too many people untrusty, but own Grandpa, actually absolutely one of people are worth itself trusting! “这幅上联很简单,只得七字画上荷花和尚画。”君莫邪哼哼两声,将这个绝对抛了出来。至于这个黑锅,则是直接扣在了君老爷子身上,反正现在老爷子就在场,也不怕穿帮。这个世上,或者有太多人不能信任,但自己的爷爷,却绝对是最值得自己信任的人之一！ Let alone lies face to face, even if face to face, Grandpa Jun cannot wipe this buttocks to the grandson! 别说当面撒谎,就算是不当面,君老爷子也必须给孙子擦这个屁股！ „Painted on the lotus flower monks' painting...... Painted on the lotus flower monks' painting......” this first couplet all people frowned. How this first couplet looked that seems very simple, but careful savors, was everybody has actually pulled out an cold air/Qi. “画上荷花和尚画……画上荷花和尚画……”这个上联一出所有人都皱起了眉头。这上联咋一看似乎很简单,但仔细一咂摸,却是人人都抽了一口冷气。 Unexpectedly is can read in any case, moreover in any case the meaning is the same \; The middle has inlaid a personal name, has in any case \; Although from beginning to end two characters are the same, but moves one calmly, is clearly opposite. 居然是反正都能读,而且反正意思都是一样\;中间嵌了一个人名,反正都有\;头尾两个字虽然相同,但一动一静,截然相反。 Numerous venerable teacher everybody frowned, has not thought debauchee that this not to shrink from any crime has neither learning nor skill opened the mouth to eject a huge difficult problem unexpectedly! 众位老夫子人人都是皱起了眉头,万万没想到这个无恶不作不学无术的纨绔一开口居然抛出了一个天大的难题！ Such as the divine inspiration eternity is absolute facing this, Wenxing Institute of Knowledge did gifted scholar to fall into struggle of unprecedented! 20 gifted scholar simultaneously knit the brows to rack one's brains, everybody racks brains, big Faith measures. 面对这如神来之笔的千古绝对,文星书院的一干才子陷入了前所未见的苦战！20名才子同时皱眉苦思,人人绞尽脑汁,大费思量。 Difficult problem that one's own side have already by Jun Moxie right, even if to leaving second couplet quite cannot withstand, but to was, this is actually an inalterable fact, but at present the topic of opposite party left, one's own side actually could not find way out, if cannot answer finally, was then equal to that entire Wenxing Institute of Knowledge was perplexed by Jun Moxie. 己方出的难题已经被君莫邪对了出来,纵然对出的下联颇为不堪,但对不来就是对出来了,这却已经是一个不容更改的事实了,而眼下对方的题目出了,己方却是一筹莫展,若是最终答不出来,那么,便等于是整个文星书院被君莫邪难住了。 This is one incredible „myth”! But this myth occurred! 这本是一个令人难以置信的“神话”！可是这个神话就偏偏发生了！ If about the entire academy ability and wisdom cannot very perfect explains this absolutely, had been perplexed by debauchee juniors of having neither learning nor skill......?? Matter that will lose face? The entire academy, is highest the school that studies to feel sad on behalf of Tianxiang Empire! 若是合整个书院才智仍不能很完美的破解这个绝对,被一个不学无术的纨绔子弟难住了……？？那将是多么丢脸的事情？整个书院,代表天香帝国最高才学的学府将情何以堪！ Actually this first couplet, even if the Jun Moxie previous life Earth, this antithetical couplet is also absolute! Until afterward hung the online, countless people racks one's brains, forced after the accumulation under to several, moreover in ideal condition, classical Chinese poetry rules, or was other conditions, can achieve the antithesis to be neat and proper, flawless, it can be said that did not have. 其实这个上联,就算君莫邪前世的地球,这对联也属于一个绝对！直到后来挂到网上,无数人殚精竭虑,几经累积之下才勉强对出了几个,而且无论是意境上、格律上,又或者是其他的条件,能够作到对仗工稳,天衣无缝的,可说是一句也没。 So absolute, must let these gifted scholar in short stick of incense, that pressed the person simply. 如此绝对,要让这些才子们在短短一炷香之内对得出来,那简直就是太难为人了。 Two big master are also pondering diligently! 两大夫子亦在冥思苦想！ Mei Gaojie Mr. Mei frowning with hardship, back and forth paces slowly \; Often swings to shake the head, mutters: „It is not good, is not good!” Then continues to ponder. 梅高节梅老夫子苦苦的皱着眉头,缓缓地来回踱步\;不时地摇一摇头,喃喃道:“不行,不行！”然后继续沉思。 Kong Lingyang Venerable Kong is motionless, closes eye to raise the head to look at the day, on the face is color of the deep ponder, looks from afar, as if the wrinkle on face was deeper, that whinny the white hair, is such as the snow silver, making the person seem, production the mood of feeling sad unexpectedly not being able to bear. 孔令扬孔老先生一动不动,闭上眼睛仰首望天,脸上是一片深沉的思考之色,远远看去,似乎脸上的皱纹更深了,那萧萧的白发,更是如雪似银,让人看上去,竟然忍不住的产生一种心酸的情绪。 Actually this showdown is in view in Wenxing Institute of Knowledge this attending gifted scholar on the scene, between two venerable teachers should not involve, the strict point said that is more contrary, but has concerned the Wenxing Institute of Knowledge more than hundred years prestige since at this moment, two venerable teachers actually cannot attend to that many, does not care as for Young Master Jun, let alone only adds on that two old ghost, again how even if you do look for ten 20 to be able? 其实这场对决乃是针对于在场的文星书院这次与会的才子们,两位老夫子并不应该介入其内,严格一点说更是违规的,可是此刻关乎文星书院百多年以来的声誉,两位老夫子却也顾不得那么许多了,至于君大少爷对此更不在乎,别说只多加上那两个老鬼,就算你再多找来十个20个又能如何？ The time bit by bit passes by, stick of incense curls to spit the azure smoke, finally completely changes to the ashes. 时间一点一点过去,一炷香袅袅吐着青烟,终于全然化作灰烬。 The miracle has not appeared! 奇迹没有出现！ „I to! I admitted defeat!” Han Zhidong lowered the head dejected, in the heart has a heartfelt intense frustration, the outstanding student who oneself, Wenxing Institute of Knowledge trains, must compose the antithesis to a given phrase before Jun Moxie this debauchee juniors unexpectedly to losing! “我对不出！我认输了！”韩志东颓然垂下了头,心中不禁生出一股由衷的强烈挫败感,自己,文星书院培养出来的高材生,竟然要在君莫邪这个纨绔子弟面前对对子对输了！ At this moment, he wants dead simply! 这一刻,他简直想死了！ „No! Although you lost, but loses is actually not you! At least incessantly is you!” Jun Moxie partly lies down on own chair, slowly stretches out a finger, swung swinging gently: „Because, makes a bet with me, is not you! You, at best are only here chess piece, most common chess piece, not with the qualifications that I make a bet! No matter, on the one hand, you are unqualified! You fall far short!” “不！你虽然输了,但输的却不是你！起码不止是你！”君莫邪半躺在自己椅子上,缓缓的伸出一根手指,轻轻摇了摇:“因为,跟我打赌的,不是你！你,充其量不过只是这里的一颗棋子,一颗最不起眼的棋子,还没有跟我打赌的资格！不管哪一方面,你都不够格！你差得远！” Then, Jun Moxie is lifting chin, with a smile looks at Mei Gaojie and Kong Lingyang: „Two venerable teachers, you said that yes?” 说完,君莫邪抬着下巴,笑吟吟的看着梅高节和孔令扬:“两位老夫子,你们说,是么？” „Was we loses!” The appearance that being absentminded of two old man faces, in the eyes does not have that just had come a moment ago to be in high spirits, as the great ability of whole nation recognition, the article is popular academy the person of lifting a tripod, unexpectedly must admit defeat in front of Jun Moxie, this intense shame, lets the feeling that two old men one types live to might as well die. “是我们输了！”两个老头儿一脸的失魂落魄,眼中也没有了刚才那刚进来的时候神采飞扬的神采,作为举国公认的大才,文兴书院的扛鼎之人,居然要在君莫邪面前认输,这种强烈的羞辱,让两个老头都有一种生不如死的感觉。 Kong Lingyang is shivering the lip, said in a low voice: „Old man fulfills the commitment, henceforth Wenxing Institute of Knowledge, in front of your Jun Moxie, did not discuss the antithetical couplet!” 孔令扬颤抖着嘴唇,低声道:“老夫履行承诺,从此文星书院,在你君莫邪面前,不谈对联！” Suddenly, in main hall complete silence. 一时间,大殿中鸦雀无声。 Jun Moxie sighed, to these two old men's character, in his heart also quite respected, is not willing to compel this situation the opposite party \; Only these two organize Wenxing Institute of Knowledge, records according to qualification, is Empire racks one's brains to foster the talent \; Moreover selects into the Wenxing Institute of Knowledge scholar, usually not by lowly, only by the scholarship, disregards the riches and honor, disregards the powerful official, only these points, are worth Jun Moxie admiring! 君莫邪叹了口气,对这两个老头儿的风骨,他心中也是颇为敬重的,也不愿意就将对方逼到这种地步\;单凭这两人组织文星书院,择优而录,为帝国殚精竭虑培养人才\;而且所选入文星书院的学子之中,素来不以贫贱,只论才学,无视富贵,无视权贵,只这几点,就值得君莫邪佩服！ But these two people, no doubt is respectable, still had too many insufficiencies. If the list discussed by the knowledge, two people were naturally enough, but the others method and goal, two people actually made a mistake! They only paid great attention to training of knowledge ability, has actually neglected the mold of moral behavior! 但这两个人,固然可敬,却仍有太多的不足。若单以学识而论,两人自然是足够的,但以方法和目的而言,两人却错了！他们只注重了学识能力的培养,却忽略了人品的塑造！ The teachers, are the professor knowledge so are incessantly simple. 教师,不止是教授知识而已这么简单的。 Before Jun Moxie passes through, has a few words to spread widely: The teachers, are the engineers of human soul! 在君莫邪穿越之前,就有一句话广为流传:教师,是人类灵魂的工程师！ Indeed, the disciples who so-called one generation of profound scholars, teach all have great learning, the poetry is outstanding, extremely friendly strategy, intentionally trains their taking part in government abilities, can guarantee them, once steps into the official career, can display to study and own talent as soon as possible \; But has actually neglected a point, if their temperament is unsatisfactory, everything is concerned only about profit, all centers only revolve oneself benefit success and failure and high position and great wealth, then, such government official will be extremely fearful! 诚然,所谓一代大儒,教出来的弟子个个学识渊博,诗词出众,极善谋略,更有意的去培养他们的从政能力,可以保证他们一旦踏入仕途,便可尽快地施展所学和自身的才华\;但却忽略了一点,若是他们心姓不佳的话,凡事唯利是图,一切的中心只围绕着自己的利益得失与荣华富贵,那么,这样的官员将是极为可怕的！ Other did not say, with Wenxing Institute of Knowledge discussed that the disciples under these two Old codger names, had several thousand! 别的不说,就以文星书院而论,这两位老头子名下的弟子,却有数千名之多！ Once these people left the school to step into the government, or had the height, either had the rich and poor, but was undeniable, everyone can seek own assignment, even if cannot able to move unhindered the government, disciple but who Wenxing Institute of Knowledge came out, was actually the major influence family extremely good staff candidates \; Even bad, can fish the assignment of an advisor or archives. 一旦这些人离开了学府踏入了官场,或有高低,或有贫富,但不可否认的,每个人都能够谋到自己的差事,纵然不能纵横官场,但文星书院出来的弟子,却是各大势力家族极好的幕僚人选\;甚至最不济者,也能捞个师爷或者文案的差事。 After has not undergone the moral education steps into the group of people of society, will cause the big harm to the ordinary people? Matter that this is unable to imagine simply! 在没有经过道德教育之后就踏入社会的这一批人,将会给普通的民众造成多大的危害？这简直是无法想象的事情！ Therefore, Jun Moxie in this regard, very much cannot get used to seeing! Unusual not being able to get used to seeing, even despises! 所以,君莫邪在这一方面,很看不惯！非常的看不惯,甚至是鄙视！ Therefore, even if has irritated these two Old codger today, Jun Moxie will not think oneself do is not right! Even thinks should very much. 所以,就算今天将这两个老头子气死了,君莫邪也不会觉得自己做的不对！甚至觉得很是应该。 I am not a good person, does not have the interest to care about any common people hardship world common people, but, you, since must bully my head, that could not say that must enforce justice on behalf of Heaven encouragingly one time. 我不是好人,也没有兴趣去关心什么万民疾苦天下苍生,但,你们既然要欺负到我的头上,那说不得就要勉为其难的替天行道一次。 The humans affair makes the person, Jun Moxie heaved a deep sigh \; Has a look to be compelled by you, turned into the apologist including assassin. Great Assassin Jun suddenly thought oneself noble getting up mother, which world regardless of father to is also the wanted person, unexpectedly will also save the common people in the hardship, solves the common people in hanging upside down...... Eh, although all these have not occurred...... 世事弄人啊,君莫邪长叹一声\;看看被你们逼的,连杀手也变成卫道士了。君大杀手突然觉得自己高尚了起来妈的,老子这个无论到哪个世界也是被通缉的人,居然也会救万民于疾苦,解苍生于倒悬……额,虽然这一切还没发生…… ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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