OEM :: Volume #12

#1103: The greatest poet, is born like this!

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Qiao Ying is smiling at the same time standing by. 乔影在一边微笑着袖手旁观。 „...... This that......” Jun Moxie brain is considering, it seems like today wants a big plagiarizing meeting. “哦……这个那个……”君莫邪挖空心思的斟酌着,看来今天又要大大的剽窃一会。 „Xueyan said rational! I write a poem first, gives Xueyan you.” The Jun Moxie soundly clears throat, the females visit him by a vision of anticipation, nature, also many to take joy in other people's misfortunes. “雪烟说得有理！那我先作一首诗,送给雪烟你。”君莫邪清了清嗓子,众女都以一种期待的目光看着他,自然,还有不少的幸灾乐祸。 For example Miao Xiaomiao, in the heart almost smiles to overturn the heavens now. On your military person...... Unexpectedly dares to say will one compose a poem? Writes at most is also some nondescript doggerels! Snort, I said that must visit you to make a boner! On your this little guy the delusion and my Junye comparison of also? 比如苗小苗,现在心中几乎笑翻天了。就你一个武夫……居然敢说自己会写诗？写出来的顶多也就是一些不伦不类的打油诗！哼,我今曰就非看着你出丑不可！就你这小样的还妄想和我的君夜比较吗？ „Em...... I had! Xueyan is graceful, graceful, has given me actually the inspiration.” Jun Moxie walked slowly and aimlessly three steps, hit a sound to refer to: „Yun thinks clothes flower wants to accommodate, the spring breeze strokes the threshold to reveal magnificence Nong \; If not group Jade Mountain sees, will meet to the Yao stage moon/month!” “恩……我有了！雪烟雍容大度,仪态万方,倒是给了我灵感。”君莫邪踱了三步,打了个响指:“云想衣裳花想容,春风拂槛露华浓\;若非群玉山头见,会向瑶台月下逢！” The audiences female immediate startled shake! 众女即时惊震！ Miao Xiaomiao is the direct shock must unable to speak! 苗小苗更是直接震惊得说不出话来！ could it be this is really Jun Moxie monstrous talent?! Seemed like he altogether had also considered that short time, walked three steps to write a poem, moreover such was meaningful, conformed to the Mei Xueyan status, air/Qi the qualitative beautiful line very much...... This poetic appeal, not necessarily cannot compare my Junye...... No, this should be accidental... Definitely is accidental...... „good, now is one's turn Qinghan.” Mei Xueyan obtains the love to praise first, will then be such one sufficiently spreads the eternity the exquisite verse, in the heart satisfies, the brow tip corner of the eye all will be the happy expression, on the mouth urges. 难道这个君莫邪真是个妖孽？！貌似他一共也就只是考虑了那么短的时间,走了三步就做出来一首诗,而且还是这样意味深长,很符合梅雪烟身份、气质的佳句……这份诗情,未必就比不上我的君夜吧……不,这应该是偶然的…肯定是偶然的……“好了好了,现在轮到清寒的。”梅雪烟先得到爱人夸奖,然后又是这样一首足以流传千古的优美诗句,心中满足之极,眉梢眼角全是幸福的笑意,嘴上却催促起来。 „Qinghan...... Qinghan...... Un, had!” Frowning that Jun Moxie puts on airs transferred two, hit a sound to refer to: „I also had, precious flower causes the downfall of the nation two happy, is long the Monarch belt to smile to look \; Explained that the spring breeze hates infinitely, sinking incense pavilion north to crisscross!” “清寒的……清寒的……嗯,有了！”君莫邪装模作样的皱着眉头转了两圈,又是打了一个响指:“我又有了,名花倾国两相欢,长得君主带笑看\;解释春风无限恨,沉香亭北倚阑干！” A place eyeball chaotic jumping ball! 一地眼球乱蹦弹！ Jun Moxie unexpectedly also this! In this poem ‚hates infinitely’ and ‚relies on crisscross’ two, really conforms to Guan Qinghan that unique makings, that dim light worried...... genius...... In the audiences female eyes of braves the small star. 君莫邪居然还有这一手！这首诗里面的‘无限恨’和‘倚阑干’两句,实在是太符合管清寒那种独特的气质,那种朦胧的轻愁……天才啊……众女的眼睛里直冒小星星。 Dugu Xiaoyi was actually in the females only once experienced one person that Jun Moxie has written poetry, that was actually said in Golden Autumn Gifted Scholar Feast, but remembered ‚poem that’ at that time Jun Moxie did, thought including Dugu Xiaoyi shameful: To discuss the sentiment with me? Unattractive is not good \; Beng Gen I said the love, my this person is too bad \; Do not be infatuated with Elder Brother, Elder Brother is only legend \; Do not provoke me, I make you spit blood \;...... Did that also call the poem? That simply is trash of being revolting to the ear! Is beach slightly some disposition dog shit...... Therefore Dugu Xiaoyi has not counted on, day of Jun Moxie can also make the poem, that feared that is the doggerel...... Now, front all these, making the mouth of Dugu Xiaoyi get bigger and bigger...... To afterward really could not bear, rubbing the eyes of making an effort, this...... Really is Jun Moxie? Amn't I am having a dream? 独孤小艺却是众女之中唯一曾经见识过君莫邪作诗的一人,那却是当曰在金秋才子宴的时候,不过想起那时候君莫邪做的‘诗’,连独孤小艺都觉得无地自容:想跟我谈情？不漂亮不行\;甭跟我说爱,我这人太坏\;不要迷恋哥,哥只是传说\;不要招惹我,我让你吐血\;……那也叫诗？那简直就是不堪入耳的垃圾！就是一滩略有些姓格的狗屎……所以独孤小艺从来没有指望过,有一天君莫邪也能做出诗来,那怕是打油诗……如今,面前的这一切,让独孤小艺的嘴巴越张越大……到后来实在忍不住,使劲的揉了揉眼睛,这……真的是君莫邪吗？我不是在做梦吧？ Miao Xiaomiao also rubbed the eyes, was too shocking...... If asserted that writes a poem accidentally to bump into, or reluctantly, but second came out, is accidentally? 苗小苗也揉了揉眼睛,太让人震惊了吧……若硬说作一首诗是偶然碰上的,或者勉强可以,但第二首又出来了,还是偶然的？ Finally, under the audiences female anticipation and forces, Jun Moxie is numerous beautiful woman everyone on the scene writes poetry one, was this resentful barometric pressure. 终于,在众女的期待和逼迫之下,君莫邪为在场的众位美女每人作诗一首,才算是将这股怨气压了下去。 Finally links Qiao Ying, results in a poem that Jun Moxie has sent out: The north has the beautiful woman, read the strength peerless, Gu Qingren a city, again Gu Qingren country \; Rather not knows the beautiful woman with causing the downfall of the nation, beautiful woman difficultly again. 最后连乔影,也得了君莫邪送出的一首诗:北方有佳人,绝世而读力,一顾倾人城,再顾倾人国\;宁不知倾城与倾国,佳人难再得。 Happy! 皆大欢喜！ Everybody look at the Jun Moxie look is the admiration! Too fierce! Too fucking awesome! The time of blinking is less, several poems came out, moreover each capital is the classics in classics! 人人看着君莫邪的眼神都是钦佩之极！太厉害了！太牛叉了！眨眨眼的时间不到,几首诗就出来了,而且每一首都是经典中的经典！ Even if the present age first-class poet, does not have such talent! 就算是当世一流的诗人,也没这样的才情啊！ Really is really the greatest poet...... If Jun Moxie knows that their ideas, decide however will be very depressed: Originally the greatest poet, like this compels...... Only has Miao Xiaomiao to admire, were many for several points slightly depressed: Can this fellow be so fierce? Is long so effeminate, does not have a manly smell, such has the poetic talent, the God was really blind...... If Jun Moxie knows in the Miao Xiaomiao heart idea, it is estimated that will spurt a blood crazily. I was only am much longer a point, there was effeminate? How to have the manly smell?! 真真是最最伟大的诗人啊……若是君莫邪知道她们的想法,定然会很郁闷:原来最伟大的诗人,都是这样逼出来的……唯有苗小苗在佩服之中,多了几分小郁闷:这家伙怎么能这么厉害呢？长得那么的娘娘腔,没点男人味,却这么有诗才,老天爷真是瞎了眼了……若是君莫邪知道苗小苗心中想法,估计会狂喷一口鲜血。俺只是长得俊了一点而已,那里娘娘腔了？怎么就没男人味了？！ Sees the females to gaze at Young Master Jun by Chong Mu the vision, everybody is beaming with joy, as if very satisfied appearance, in the Miao Xiaomiao heart the indignation, cannot help but did not turn roll one's eyes, snort|hum, as for worships like this? Will make several doggerels, where like my Junye, including music metropolis...... Thinks that the white hands then gently move in the string several, in the eyes reveal one to fondly remember and long for: Junye...... You where? You may know how present I am missing you? 见众女都以一种崇慕的目光注视着君大少爷,人人都是眉花眼笑,似乎都很满足的样子,苗小苗心中不忿,不由得翻了翻白眼,哼,至于这样崇拜么？只是会做几句歪诗而已,哪里像我的君夜那样,连音乐都会……想着想着,玉手便在琴弦上轻轻拨动几下,眼中露出一丝怀念和渴望:君夜……你在哪里？你可知道现在的我是如何的思念着你吗？ If you come now, checks this Evil Monarch arrogance, this good? Also makes them know that my Junye is best...... This moves the string, makes the females recover: The poem was makes him deceive, but also song? An everyone song? 要是你现在过来,刹一刹这位邪之君主的气焰,该多好？也让她们知道,我的君夜才是最棒的……这一拨动琴弦,却让众女又回过神来:诗算是让他糊弄过去了,可还有曲子呢？每人一首的曲子呢？ Snort, this fellow is Miao Xiaomiao makes the song unexpectedly alone! It is not good! May endure what else cannot be tolerated simply! 哼,这家伙居然单独为苗小苗作曲子！不行！简直是是可忍孰不可忍！ Has saying that the envy psychology of woman comes up, is very fearful. Although the females knew Naqu is not Jun Moxie is Miao Xiaomiao does specially, matter that so long as the woman recognizes, said you are, you are, is is not! 不得不说,女人的嫉妒心理一上来,是非常可怕的。虽然众女已经知道了那曲子并不是君莫邪专门为苗小苗作的,但只要女人认定的事情,说你是,你就是,不是也是！ Therefore...... Jun Moxie the previous moment also in self-satisfied during enjoyed the worship vision, the next moment suddenly is actually falling into one piece to denounce...... Composition! 所以……君莫邪前一刻还在洋洋自得的享受着崇拜地目光,下一刻却又顿时陷入了一片声讨之中……作曲！ Moreover old rule, everyone! 而且还是老规矩,每人一首！ This request made Young Master Jun almost probably spit blood three to rise! 这个要求让君大少几乎就要吐血三升了！ „ Em, you listened to these many poems, definitely listened tired, I had a look at Fatty Tang to do, do not let this little brat damage...... Jun Moxie to find an excuse our Evil Monarch Palace „ to slide casually, ahead of time one step was actually blocked by Mei Xueyan in the entrance. “恩,你们听了这么多的诗,肯定听累了,我去看看唐胖子在干嘛,别让这小子把我们的邪君府祸害了……“君莫邪随便找个理由就想溜,却被梅雪烟提前一步拦在了门口。 Then Dugu Xiaoyi and the others noisy crowd has welled up, blocks solid the entrance. 接着独孤小艺等人一窝蜂的涌了过去,将门口堵得严严实实。 To walk? Thinks but actually beautifully, does not have gate! 想走？想得倒美,没门！ Looks that one crowd of Great Queen block in entrance, Young Master Jun, only then smiles bitterly, in the heart shouts one: Help...... „beautiful women, you act charitably...... I told you that this makes the song, does not eat the cabbage, must first have the inspiration, in addition some time fermentation, then little deliberates to ponder over, is amended several times, can the achievement embryonic form, you not know this composition say|way that difficult......” Jun Moxie looks distressed. 看着一群女大王拦在门口,君大少只有苦笑,心中大喊一声:救命啊……“诸位美人们,你们就行行好吧……我跟你们说,这作曲子,可不是吃大白菜,怎么也先得有灵感,再加上一段时间的酝酿,然后再一点点的推敲琢磨,几易其稿,才能成就雏形,你们可是不知道这作曲的艰难啊……”君莫邪愁眉苦脸的道。 Young Master Jun is performing in bitterness play greatly, hopes that can win the audiences female understanding, but has not thought to be contrary to what expects, his pitiful look not only has not drawn the sympathy, instead played the effect of adding fuel to the flames. 君大少爷这边大演着苦情戏,希望可以博得众女的谅解,可是没想到事与愿违,他的可怜相非但没有引起同情,反而起到了推波助澜的效果。 The audiences female imposing manner seemingly rises again, faces become flushed, Jun Moxie suddenly a little zhang (3.33 m) two monks cannot feel the brains, greatly is the doubts...... „graciousness, originally Elder Brother Moxie you are shut out me not to know that anything is a song, never said the matter of song to me! No wonder you interest of continuous cropping song before me did not have......” Dugu Xiaoyi to purse the lips to say. little girl eyeful clear, have the meaning of crying loudly anytime...... Young Master Jun is a little silly, „what did I say? What did I say? My anything has not said......” 众女气势貌似再涨,一个个的脸都涨红,君莫邪一时间有点丈二和尚摸不着头脑,大是疑惑……“恩,原来莫邪哥哥你是嫌弃我不知道什么是曲子啊,才从来也不跟我说曲子的事啊！难怪你在我面前连作曲子的兴趣也没有了……”独孤小艺撅着嘴道。小丫头满眼的晶莹,随时有大哭一场的意思……君大少爷有点傻,“我说什么？我说什么了？我什么也没说啊……” „Also with saying what? We do not understand composition difficult, knows to eat the cabbage, envies the Miao Family younger sister really, others have an intimate husband, they are congenial, that called the perfect match, the inborn pair, you were needless saying that we understood!” Mei Xueyan somewhat mystifying say|way. “还用说什么啊？我们都不明白作曲的艰难啊,就知道吃大白菜,真真羡慕苗家妹子,人家有个贴心的丈夫,两人志趣相投,那才叫珠联璧合,天生一对呢,你不用说了,我们都明白了！”梅雪烟有些阴阳怪气的道。 Great Beauty Mei was to undermine to open today evidently...... Young Master Jun incessantly was a little seemingly silly, is about to collapse simply, eye straightens: This that with that I am not that meaning! Isn't this unfair to the deceased person? 梅大美人今天看样子是拆台拆定了……君大少爷貌似不止有点傻了,简直都快崩溃了,眼睛一阵发直:这都那跟那啊,我也不是那个意思啊！这不冤枉死人吗？ Miao Xiaomiao hurries to console: „Elder Sister, Jun Family Host he said is actually the truth, composes this matter most is fastidious about the inspiration, if no inspiration, that is fierce genius does not have idea!” 苗小苗赶紧劝解:“诸位姐姐,君府主他说的却是实情,作曲这个事最是讲究灵感,若是没有灵感,那就算是再厉害的天才也没辙的！” „Em, originally is not having the inspiration with us together, did you say the Miao Family younger sister's husband on those inspirations? It seems like others couple sentiments are good......” Han Yanmeng to curl the lip, sour say|way. “恩,原来是跟我们在一起没灵感啊,你说苗家妹子的丈夫咋就那么些灵感呢？看来还是人家两口子感情好啊……”寒烟梦一撇嘴,酸溜溜的道。 Jun Moxie is repulsed comprehensively, thorough was depressed, begs for mercy to say reluctantly: „This thing anxious between did not say really must some, I am the deity am not good, the great-aunts, you have forgiven me......” 君莫邪全面败退,彻底郁闷了,勉强求饶道:“这玩意真不是急切之间说要就有的啊,我就算是神仙也不行,姑奶奶们,你们就饶了我吧……” Must say that every, in Young Master Jun also not necessarily is the difficult matter, he remembers that during the classical program are really many, but actually cannot be used to the temperament of this group of women's corps at present, otherwise after them, has to request one that the matter is all right, remember again many, does not help matters, sooner or later will sit idle and eat...... Also, took all of a sudden too many, was not rare...... The females see breathless of Young Master Jun face, is faking actually, actually vision centralized to the body of Guan Qinghan, must speak of the poems and songs, Guan Qinghan can be said as big of expert this field of endeavor, its attainments must be stronger than it Jun Moxie this plagiarizing expert, at this time, the people are actually willing to listen to her opinion. 要说人手一曲,在君大少也未必是多艰难的事情,他记忆之中的经典曲目着实不少,但眼前却不是能惯着这帮娘子军的脾气,否则她们以后有事没事的就要求来一曲,那自己就算是记得再多,也是无济于事,迟早会坐吃山空的……再说,一下子拿出来得太多,也不稀罕啊……众女见君大少爷一脸的气急败坏,倒不是在作伪,却是将目光集中到了管清寒的身上,要说到诗词歌赋,管清寒可说是此道之大行家,其造诣比之君莫邪这个剽窃专家还要更强,在这个时候,众人却是愿意听她的意见。 Guan Qinghan a moment ago actually not such as other female general, joint strike Young Master Jun, the reason does not have him, she actually because of Miao Xiaomiao a moment ago accidental words, but is lost in thought that is recalling Jun Moxie to own sentiment, to own good, to own... Love! 管清寒刚才却并未如其他诸女一般,联合攻击君大少爷,原因无他,她却是因为苗小苗刚才偶然的一番话,而陷入沉思,回想着君莫邪对自己的情、对自己的好、对自己的…爱！ The heroic woman vision locked the body of Guan Qinghan, making her instant awake, said in a soft voice: „Numerous sisters, Moxie this saying but actually also said well, regardless of writes words to compose, read poems to write the picture, as long as the high quality goods, must have the turning point that the inspiration touched, although the Moxie talent was unusual, but he had done that many verses for us a moment ago, the creativeness consumed greatly, wanted him to compose reluctantly, truly forced someone to do something against his will, even if forced, inevitably was the work of contributing no work but be undetected because of others, it would be better if did not do, asking the sisters to consider!” 众女将目光锁定到了管清寒的身上,让她瞬时一醒,柔声道:“众位姐妹,莫邪这话说得倒也不错,无论作词作曲,吟诗写画,但凡佳品,均要有灵机一触的契机,莫邪才情虽然超凡,但他刚才已经为我们作了那么多的诗句,才思大耗,勉强要他作曲,确实是强人所难,即便勉强为之,也必然是滥竽充数之作,莫如不作,请姐妹们斟酌！” Guan Qinghan does not open the mouth easily, if start to talk, says must, audiences female one hear of she said that is really this truth. After the discussion meets, still set a request: Now said that everyone truly slightly pressed you, but you must make a song, moreover needed everybody satisfy, did not complete redoes, satisfied till everybody, cannot ‚Miao Xiaomiao good husband Mo Junye’ be inferior by others...... 管清寒轻易不开口,但一旦开口,所言必中,众女一听她说,果然是这个道理。商议一会之后,却仍是提出了一个要求:今曰每人一首确实是稍稍难为你了,但你仍要做出一首曲子来,而且必须要大家都满意,作不好就重作,直到大家都满意为止,怎么也不能被人家‘苗小苗的好老公墨君夜’比下去了…… ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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