OPJ :: Volume #4

#306: Your head caught fire


This guest, welcome!” “这位客人,欢迎光临!” Is lost in thought in Saitama. 正在埼玉陷入沉思的时候。 A very friendly sound resounds, as the sound of footsteps is getting more and more near, a very thin capable middle-aged merchant rubbing hands stride walked: You the first time are came to the vulgar shop, the vulgar shop operated for over ten years, the demon favors absolutely healthily . Moreover the price fairs, does not know that what demon you do need to favor?” 一个十分热情的声音响起,随着脚步声越来越近,一位十分消瘦精干的中年商人搓着手大步走了过来:“您是第一次来鄙店吧,鄙店经营了十年以上,魔宠绝对健康,而且价格非常公道,不知道您需要什么样的魔宠呢?” „......” “啊……” Saitama turned head to look at a shop owner, said scruple: Although is very cheap, but seems very weak......” 埼玉扭头看了一眼店主,迟疑道:“虽然很便宜,不过看起来都很弱啊……” Weak?” “弱?” The shop owners gawked obviously. 店主显然楞了一下。 Own this is sells pet class demon specially the store, the customer also mostly is the woman or the child. 自己这是专门卖宠物类魔物的商店,买主也大多是妇人或是小孩。 The commodity naturally takes lovably and exhilaratingly as the selling point. 商品自然是以可爱、招人喜欢为卖点。 This demon favors, naturally the weaker the better, like this occupies domestic also safe. 这种魔宠,当然是越弱越好,这样居家养着也安全。 The shop owners thought that this person has not possibly seen the world, too does not understand king city the consumer demand, therefore says: If needs to fight demon that uses, you can go to other demon beast merchant there to have a look......” 店主觉得这人可能没怎么见过世面,不太了解王城的消费需求,于是开口说道:“如果需要战斗用的魔物,您可以去别的魔兽商人那里看看……” However his words have not said. 不过他话还没有说完。 Opened the mouth to break by side wheat Yinshi Fillat. 就被旁边麦茵史菲雅开口打断了。 Boss.” “老板。” wheat Yinshi Fillat walked to go forward, stands in the middle of Saitama and shop owner, saying that intent has referred to: Your shop is king Chengli the most popular demon beast store, went to other place also to waste the time...... to say again, you didn't sell combat used demon beast the egg?” 麦茵史菲雅走上前,站在了埼玉和店主的中间,意有所指的说道:“您的店是王城里最受欢迎的魔兽商店,去别的地方也只是白费功夫而已……再说,您不是也有售卖‘作战用魔兽’的蛋吗?” Shop owner some have not understood wheat Yinshi Fillat's meaning. 店主有些没理解麦茵史菲雅的意思。 Own this shop is indeed known in king city. 自己这家店的确在王城小有名气。 However that also in pet circle. 不过那也只是在宠物圈子里而已。 Thinks of here, the shop owner looked at present great beauty wheat Yinshi Fillat, looked at her behind a face salt fish, Saitama that seem very easily swindled, understands at that time has what trick probably. 想到这里,店主看了看眼前的大美人麦茵史菲雅,又看了看她身后一脸咸鱼,看起来就很好骗的埼玉,当时就明白了其中大概是有什么猫腻。 This...... 就这样吧…… Since can make the business, have no reason to mind others' business. 既然能把生意做成,也没有理由多管闲事。 „...... Indeed......” “啊……的确呢……” The suitable nature that the shop owner complexion transforms, tapped the head, pretended just to think the appearance that: My family indeed has that type of thing...... two guests, please along with me to behind, about time ago, just enter a number of new goods.” 店主脸色转变的相当自然,拍了拍脑袋,装作刚刚想起来的样子:“我家的确是有那种东西呢……两位客人,请随我到后面来,大约不久前,刚好进了一批新货。” Then, Saitama and wheat Yinshi Fillat following shop owner together, arrived at an inside room. 就这样,埼玉和麦茵史菲雅跟着店主一起,来到了里面的一间屋子。 Here is piling up many commodities. 这里堆积着不少商品。 However mostly is covering the oilcloth, above fell many dust. 不过大多盖着油布,上面落了很多灰尘。 Obviously. 显然。 Here is a warehouse. 这里是仓库。 Moreover is very likely „unable to sell commodity special-purpose warehouse. 而且很有可能是“卖不出去”商品专用的仓库。 If you see......” “如您所见……” The shop owners lifted an oilcloth, moves a big box from, opens in front of Saitama, inside neat code about 50 demon beast egg that is printing the slave coat of arms: This is the quite popular demon beast painted eggshell draws at present, so long as 100 silver coins can challenge one time, the dragon that prize-winning, can obtain the value approximately 20 gold coins rides, is really very cost-effective...... if, moreover buys ten one time, the vulgar shop will also throw in an demon beast egg that additionally guarantees a minimum 300 silver coins......” 店主掀开了一块油布,从底下搬出来一个大箱子,在埼玉面前打开,里面整整齐齐码着大约五十颗印着奴隶纹章的魔兽蛋:“这是时下相当流行的魔兽彩蛋抽奖,只要一百银币就可以挑战一次,中大奖的话,可以获得价值约二十枚金币的龙骑哦,真的是非常划算……而且如果一次买十颗的话,鄙店还会额外附赠一颗保底三百银币的魔兽蛋……” „, This?” “啊,这样吗?” Saitama squats down to come to see: „It is indeed interesting, since is the egg, should do not hatch...... is too troublesome.” 埼玉蹲下来看了看:“的确很有趣呢,不过既然是蛋,该不会还要孵化吧……太麻烦了。” Please feel relieved.” “请您放心。” The shop owners looked Saitama has the meaning of buying probably, at present one bright, immediately lifts together the oilcloth, pulled out an instrument of egg shell appearance: This is in the market latest one can be used to hatch the demon beast egg the setting on eggs machine, so long as about five minutes can hatch an demon beast . Moreover the vulgar shop also has the necessary feed to bestow, you do not need to be worried completely!” 店主一看埼玉好像有买的意思,眼前一亮,立刻又掀开一块油布,掏出了一个蛋壳模样的仪器:“这是市面上最新一款可以用来孵化魔兽蛋的孵蛋机,只要大约五分钟就可以孵化一只魔兽,而且鄙店还有配套饲料赠送,您完全不用担心!” This......” “这样啊……” Saitama thinks a meeting, then puts out a hand to point among that egg boxes: I want this.” 埼玉想了一会,然后伸手指着箱子中间的那颗蛋:“我要这个。” The eye that the shop owners smile looks to disappear quickly: Is indebted your help!” 店主笑的眼睛都快看不见了:“承蒙惠顾!” ...... …… After five minutes . 五分钟后。 Cluck the chicken broken shell, then cheerful jumping to the head of Saitama, seeming like seemed Saitama to grow the hair to be the same. 一只咕咕鸡破壳而出,然后欢快的跳到了埼玉的头上,看起来就好像埼玉长了头发一样。 Saitama silent, is pointing at another egg: „...... Comes again.” 埼玉沉默了一下,又指着另外一颗蛋:“……再来。” ...... …… After five minutes . 五分钟后。 Second cluck chicken broken shell, then cheerful jumping to Saitama on that only cluck the head of chicken. 第二只咕咕鸡破壳而出,然后欢快的跳到了埼玉头上的那只咕咕鸡的头上。 Saitama full heavy line: Again come!” 埼玉满头黑线:“再来!” ...... …… After five minutes . 五分钟后。 Third cluck chicken broken shell, but also without jumps with enough time, was held by Saitama. 第三只咕咕鸡破壳而出,还没来得及跳,就被埼玉一把抓住。 Turning head that on Saitama baldie/bald head the blue vein bulge, a face murderous aura is staring at the shop owner stubbornly: „...... I said, this is the ordinary egg?” 埼玉光头上青筋凸起,一脸杀气的扭头死死盯着店主:“……我说,这就是普通的鸡蛋吧?” Not! You misunderstood!” “不不不!您误会了!” The shop owners frighten again and again shake the head, does not know that which from turns out several stretch/open picture to give Saitama to look, explanation of being sweating profusely: You look, these were in the vulgar shop the award guest, possibly is only your luck is not quite good, therefore selects cluck the chicken continuously times three......” 店主吓得连连摇头,也不知道从哪就翻出几张老照片递给埼玉看,满头大汗的解释道:“您看,这些都是曾经在鄙店中过大奖的客人,可能只是您运气不太好,所以才连续抽中咕咕鸡三次的……” wheat Yin Fillat who side has been surrounding silently almost smiles to make noise. 旁边一直在默默围观的麦茵史菲雅差点笑出声。 Right. 没错。 Old picture. 老照片。 Recently this type of demon beast painted eggshell no one will have bought. 最近这种魔兽彩蛋已经没有人会买了。 Beside a number of eggs that because except for most start, in the following commodity almost cannot start out the rare quality the good thing, but was this group of demon beast chief wholesalers also to curl money to travel. 因为除了最开始的一批蛋之外,后续商品里几乎开不出稀有品质的好东西,而做这一行的魔兽总批发商也早就卷钱跑路。 Naturally. 当然。 Will start out three continuously cluck the chicken. 会连续开出三只咕咕鸡。 This is not the common African blacks can achieve, that least is also a chief. 这也不是一般非洲黑鬼能做得到的,那最少也得是个酋长。 wheat Yinshi Fillat is repressing laughter, pretends the regrettable appearance intentionally, by side Saitama, instigates to say in a soft voice: Otherwise tries again one time? Perhaps is this time the award?” 麦茵史菲雅忍着笑,故意装作遗憾的样子,靠在埼玉身边,轻声怂恿道:“要不然再试一次吧?说不定这次就是大奖呢?” ...... …… Saitama thought. 埼玉想了一下。 Then a fist destroyed the world barrier. 然后一拳打碎了世界壁垒。 That side the barrier, KING is eating the natto to mix the food. 壁垒那边,KING正在吃纳豆拌饭。 „, Saitama.” “啊,埼玉氏。” KING puts down the chopsticks, looked at Saitama behind: What difficult problem came across?” However this time has not waited for Saitama showing, KING to look probably: „......, Turns the egg machine?” KING放下筷子,看了看埼玉身后:“又遇到什么难题了吗?”不过这次没等埼玉说明情况,KING已经大概看出来了:“……哦,是扭蛋机吗?” „...... I have selected three eggs.” “啊……我已经抽中三颗鸡蛋了。” Saitama throws the corner the chicken young of wing to grasp three unceasingly completely in the hand, looked to KING under: This KING helps me choose one.” 埼玉把三只不断扑棱着翅膀的小鸡仔全部抓在手里,给KING看了下:“这次KING来帮我选一个吧。” This......” “这样啊……” KING hesitated: „...... Turns egg machine or slot machine machine this kind of the toy that have the gambling nature, I have not played, since Saitama said that chose that to be good.” KING沉吟了一下:“……扭蛋机或是吃角子老虎机这类带有赌博性质的玩具,我没怎么玩过呢,不过既然埼玉氏这么说了,就选那个好了。” Then, KING points in the box to place in the first that demon beast egg: „...... Does not have any special reason, always feels some fates.” 说完,KING指着盒子里摆放在第一位的那颗魔兽蛋:“……没有什么特别的理由,总觉得有些缘分。” „, That this was good.” “啊,那就这个好了。” After Saitama designates, decides at heart. 埼玉选定以后,心里打定主意。 If these cluck the chicken, that does not play time, went to other world to have a look again. 如果这一次还是咕咕鸡,那就不玩了,再去别的世界看看好了。 The world barrier closes up. 世界壁垒合拢。 After five minutes,...... 五分钟后…… Ka. “咔啦”一声。 The egg shell was shattered. 蛋壳破碎。 Set on eggs and egg shell unexpectedly directly-burning! 紧接着,孵蛋器和蛋壳竟然直接燃烧了起来! Oh no!” “糟糕!” Shop owner startled running in the past, took off the coat hastily to fire sets on eggs swats: Is too long useless, therefore short-circuited!?” 店主惊慌的跑过去,连忙脱下上衣对着火的孵蛋器扑打:“是太久没用,所以短路了吗!?” But has not swatted a while. 可是没扑打一会儿。 The movement in shop owner hand stopped suddenly. 店主手里的动作忽然停止了。 His leg and foot withdrew uncontrolled several steps, that dull standing there, looks down to set on eggs, in the eye full is the unbelievable look, even spoke also starts to become the stutter to get up! 他腿脚不受控制的退后了好几步,就那么呆呆的站在那里,低头看着孵蛋器,眼里满是难以置信的神色,连说话也开始变得结巴起来! Occupies...... unexpectedly......” “居……居然……” Really appeared!” “真的出现了!” A whole body is red, as if burnt the young dragon of flame to crawl from the flame. 一只浑身赤红,仿佛燃烧着火焰的幼龙从火焰里爬了出来。 The Red Dragon of highest level quality! 最顶级品质的红龙! Unexpectedly bald was really selected by this!? 居然真的被这个秃头抽中了!? Kills him unable to think, failing goods that this sell wholesale does not go out, inside also has this type unexpectedly the thing! 打死他也想不到,这一批卖不出去的砸手货,里面居然还有这种好东西! In the flame, the young dragon of new birth opened the eye. 火焰里,新出生的幼龙睁开了眼睛。 First saw in the hand to grab three cluck Saitama of chicken. 第一眼看见了手里抓着三只咕咕鸡的埼玉。 Then...... 然后……
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