Following painted eggshell little theater 以下彩蛋小剧场 ...... …… The spirit illusion discussed the institute 灵幻相谈所 Shadow mountain Shigeo: „Oh? You traded the cell phone wallpaper, Master?” 影山茂夫:“唉？你换手机壁纸了吗,师父？” Spirit imaginary: „, If he, but the picture should many also be able to deter the malicious ghost to......” 灵幻:“啊,如果是他的话,只是照片应该多少也能震慑恶鬼才对……” Closes the cell phone. 合上手机。 On the screen some bald form flashes past. 屏幕上某个秃头的身影一闪而过。 Following main text 以下正文 ...... …… Attack evil and voluntary labor, even expels evil spirits to eliminate the demon. 打击罪恶、义务劳动,甚至驱鬼除魔。 As hero, if wants, every day has the innumerable matter to do. 身为英雄,如果愿意的话,每天都有数不清的事情要去做。 But even the hero still needs certainly to rest and entertainment. 但就算是英雄当然也需要休息和娱乐。 Therefore on some Sunday, seven Righteous Treasure dragons made to rest for day, organizing group activities belt/bring Saitama that the bald dragoon rolled to go to the street machine hall to play the video game together. 于是在某个周日,七只正义龙约好了休息一天,组织一下秃头龙骑兵团的团体活动带埼玉一起去街机厅打电动游戏。 „Plays the game?” “打游戏？” Lay down in Saitama on floor put down the cartoon in hand, the salt fish buckled the nose excrement: „Really idle, you......” 躺在地板上的埼玉放下手中的漫画,咸鱼的扣了扣鼻屎:“真闲啊,你们……” Pū! 噗！ Idlest was you! 最闲的就是你了！ In Righteous Treasure dragon Menxin complained crazily, but does not dare to say the sound. 正义龙们心中疯狂吐槽,不过没敢说出声。 Then Saitama thought for quite a while, the nod complied: „...... Does not go, I am also very in any case idle......” 然后埼玉想了半天,还是点头答应了:“唔……去吧,反正我也很闲……” Righteous Treasure dragon Menman heavy line. 正义龙们满头黑线。 Originally you also know that hey! 原来你还知道啊,喂！ Lived for ten years with our group of warm-blooded young fellows, but also was really has not changed, bald master! 和我们这群热血小伙子一起住十年了,还真是一点也没变的,秃头老爷！ ...... …… The change is impossible to change, from infancy to maturity, Saitama is the character of this type of salt fish. 改变是不可能改变的,从小到大,埼玉一直是这种咸鱼的性格。 Only change, only then suddenly strengthen. 唯一改变的,也就只有突然变强而已。 It is not even able to leave the trace to the years on his face strongly. 强到连岁月也无法在他的脸上留下痕迹。 It looks like will not age, ten years later today, Saitama is still that most starts to present, forever the 25-year-old appearance. 就像是不会变老,十年后的今天,埼玉依然是那副最开始出现、永远25岁的模样。 Because is not the heroic activity, therefore only wears the casual attire today. 因为不是英雄活动,所以今天只穿了便装。 Arrived had chosen the good nearby biggest street machine hall, two star dragons they followed in Saitama behind, to give the master to recommend this or a that game unceasingly. 抵达了早就已经选好的附近最大的街机厅,二星龙他们跟在埼玉身后,不断的给自家老爷推荐这个或者那个游戏。 „Game......” “游戏啊……” Saitama looks on the mechanical games screen unceasingly the jump risky role, remembered the beforehand matter: „Previous time played and KING forms a team...... words to say half together”, the Saitama corners of the mouth a little twitched suddenly: „Finally he all picked all items, moreover refused to treat my role, but also was really relentless, KING that fellow......” 埼玉看着游戏机屏幕上不断跳跃冒险的角色,想起了以前的事情:“上次玩还是和king一起组队……”话说一半,埼玉嘴角忽然有点抽搐:“结果他把所有的道具全都捡走了,而且拒绝治疗我的角色,还真是毫不留情啊,king那家伙……” „I almost forgot, the master is you came from other world......” “我都差点忘了,老爷是你从别的世界过来的……” Follows to hear these words in nearby two star dragons, asked curiously: „That person named KING, is master's your friend? Is he also very certainly strong?” 跟在旁边的二星龙听到这句话,好奇问道:“那个叫做king的人,是老爷您的朋友吗？那他一定也很强吧？” „...... Remembered not the good recollection......” “哈……想起了不好的回忆……” Saitama remembered once by KING with the terrifying that two fingers kill by mistreatment, complexion ugly hollow laugh two: „Trash game, is really the trash game......” 埼玉又想起了曾经被king用两根手指虐杀的恐怖,脸色难看的干笑两声:“垃圾游戏,真的是垃圾游戏啊……” However. 不过话说回来。 Also because was killed by mistreatment by the expert of KING this rank frequently, the level that therefore played during that time indeed is progressing by leaps and bounds...... 也正是因为经常被king这种级别的高手虐杀,所以那段时间自己游戏的水平的确在突飞猛进…… Such a thinks, suddenly a little fondly remembered. 这么一想,忽然又有点怀念了。 Walked to trade several game coins, threw into the mechanical games, but has not waited for Saitama choice role, suddenly wears the boy of hat to push reverse, threw a game coin, and sat side Saitama. 走去换了几个游戏币,投进了游戏机里,不过还没等埼玉选择角色,忽然一个反向戴着帽子的小子挤了过来,也投了一个游戏币,并且坐到了埼玉身边。 „Hey, are you that big star?” “喂,你就是那个大明星吧？” The boy raised the head, in the look not only has the young blood, but also is burning the inexplicable fighting spirit: „Has not really thought that will see you here, you also like playing the wrestle game, Saitama mister?” 那小子抬起头,眼神中不仅有着青春活力,而且还燃烧着莫名的斗志:“真没想到会在这里看见你啊,你也喜欢打格斗游戏的吗,埼玉先生？” At this time, Saitama saw clearly. 这时,埼玉才看清楚。 This child approximately 11 or 12-year-old, moreover is female student who the ten points boy air/Qi. 这个小孩子大约只有十一二岁,而且是个十分男孩子气的女生。 „...... Did not say no that on likes.” “唔……也说不上喜欢。” Saitama empty the eye is thinking: „Pure, because is very idle......” 埼玉虚着眼睛想了想:“只是单纯因为很闲吧……” „I want also to be.” “我想也是。” The tomboy hee smiled two: „Because you are very strong, these year of Burma few has dared to do the misdemeanor, as the Righteous Treasure hero, you will idle are also natural......” 假小子嘻嘻笑了两声:“因为你实在很强,这些年西都已经几乎没有人敢做坏事了,身为正义的英雄,你会闲下来也是理所当然的……” „......” “不过啊……” At this point, that tomboy hammered with the slender fist hammered own chest: „Different with the ordinary girl, I like wrestling, the steel battleship also to have the street machine game! Moreover future some day, I become will be certainly stronger than you!” 说到这里,那个假小子用纤细的拳头锤了锤自己的胸口:“和普通的女孩子不一样,我喜欢格斗、钢铁战舰还有街机游戏！而且未来的某一天,我一定会变得比你更强的！” „This.” “这样啊。” Saitama looks at the street machine screen, spoke thoughtlessly saying: „Bare.” 埼玉看着街机屏幕,随口说道:“会秃的哟。” „Will not be bare!” “才不会秃呢！” Tomboy snort/hum, chose own role: „My name was beautiful the posture, this name! Saitama mister you, although is on Earth the strongest person, however in the boundless universe, certainly also has innumerably compared with you more powerful monster! I will exceed you! Becoming the entire universe strongest person!” 假小子哼了一声,也选择了自己的角色:“我叫丽姿,这个名字！埼玉先生你虽然已经是地球上最强的人了,但是在无垠宇宙里,一定还有无数比你更加强大的怪物！我会超越你！成为全宇宙最强的人！” Saitama does not care, is only nod of salt fish: „, Come on.” 埼玉也不在意,只是咸鱼的点点头:“啊,加油吧。” However fan as Saitama. 不过作为埼玉的脑残粉。 Obviously very much two star dragons that usually likes the child listened to a little miss saying that was not glad all of a sudden. 明明平时很喜欢小孩子的二星龙听个小姑娘这么说,一下子就不乐意了。 Your tooth did not have long simultaneous/uniform, dares to speak this words!? 你牙都还没长齐,就敢说这种话！？ Like you such rampant also how many have, now has almost passed you not to know coolly? 像你这么嚣张的还有几个,现在几乎都已经凉透了你知道不？ Master unmatched in the world! 老爷天下无敌！ „I said......” “我说……” Two star dragons poked the small shoulder of beautiful posture with the finger: „Child is conscientious, first study discussed well again other,” 二星龙用手指戳了戳丽姿的小肩膀:“小孩子还是要脚踏实地,先好好学习再谈其他的吧,” „Does not want!” “不要！” On the street machine screen, the role of beautiful posture and Saitama has hit in one. 街机屏幕上,丽姿和埼玉的角色已经打在了一起。 Is staring at the screen, beautiful posture while low voice snort/hum said: „Studies to be useful? My Karate and swordsmanship teachers said that I have the talent, studies the talent of martial arts! So long as I become strongest, everyone also certainly like respecting Saitama mister will respect my......” 一边盯着屏幕,丽姿一边小声的哼道:“读书有什么用？我的空手道和剑道老师都说我非常有天分,是学习武术的天才！只要我成为最强,大家也一定会像尊敬埼玉先生那样尊敬我的……” On Saitama, looked at little miss one eyes slightly. 埼玉手上稍稍一顿,看了小姑娘一眼。 „Small age is thinking anything, studies the military the goal is not very pure......” “小小年纪都在想些什么,学武的目的很不单纯啊……” Two star dragon Mantou heavy lines, patted the street machine seriously: „How practices martial arts to practice well, you looked that two star Uncle Long I am so fierce, hasn't moved the cement on the work site? Only then studies well, can become the advancement advance in technology and to this contributive person, invades, the entire king to destroy the god brain to pull out as for the universe person wants to destroy Earth this matter, gives us these to have no culture was OK, yes?” 二星龙满头黑线,一本正经的拍了拍街机:“练武练得好又怎么样,你看二星龙叔叔我这么厉害,还不是在工地上搬水泥吗？只有好好读书,才能成为推进科技进步、对这个社会有用的人,至于宇宙人入侵、全王破坏神脑抽想要破坏地球这种事,交给我们这些没什么文化的就可以了,明白吗？” „It is not clear!” “不明白！” beautiful posture a little unhappy crooked head: „I also think that you will understand my, because you are very strong......” at this point, beautiful posture turns head to ask toward Saitama: „Saitama mister you? You should not say words that this letting person feels disappointed?” 丽姿有点不开心的歪了歪脑袋:“我还以为你们会理解我的,因为你们都很强……”说到这里,丽姿扭头朝着埼玉问道:“埼玉先生你呢？你应该不会说这种让人扫兴的话吧？” „...... I do not prepare to preach anything to you.” “……我是不准备对你说教什么啦。” Saitama is the face of that salt fish, in the hand is still operating the role fight unceasingly: „Whether was welcome, with is nothing relates, moreover...... strongest this matter, is not interesting, sometimes will instead make people feel the puzzle......” 埼玉依然是那副咸鱼的面孔,手里不断操纵着角色战斗:“不过是否被人们欢迎,和强不强是没有什么关系的,而且……最强这种事情,也并非多有趣,有时反而会让人感觉困扰呢……” „Does not listen! Does not listen!” “不听！不听！” beautiful posture somewhat pents up anger, in the hand operated the movement of rocking bar also to coarsen the violent: „The body plays, I will certainly become the universe to be strongest!” 丽姿有些生闷气,手上操纵摇杆的动作也变粗暴了很多:“不论是身体还是游戏,我都一定会成为宇宙最强的！” „Was inferior that...... makes a bet?” “不如……打个赌吧？” At this point, beautiful posture a little wants to make fun of suddenly the heroes in these Burma, in the eye flashes through the cunning ray: „Your eight on turn, so long as you can win me in the mechanical games, I listen your, after going home, studies well, only practicing Wudang well...... if you lost......” 说到这里,丽姿忽然有点想捉弄一下这几位西都的英雄,眼睛里闪过狡黠的光芒:“你们八个轮流上,只要你们能在游戏机里打赢我,我就听你们的,回家之后好好学习,只把练武当好……不过如果你们输了……” „You must replace me to go to the school to study! What kind of!?” “你们就要代替我去学校念书！怎么样！？” This provocation, the effect is very outstanding! 这一句挑衅,效果十分拔群！ „What!?” “什么！？” Seven Righteous Treasure dragons fly into a rage immediately: „You dare to look down upon us!?” 七只正义龙当即勃然大怒:“你敢看不起我们！？” Saitama also hit the spirit slightly, on the face showed the smiling face slightly: „Before frequently with the KING practice, the wrestle played I am very self-confident, come!” 埼玉也稍微打起了精神,脸上稍稍露出笑容:“以前经常和king练习,格斗游戏我可是很自信的,来吧！”