„...... Good, good......” “啊……好,好的……” Women obviously also by Saitama warm lane suddenly a little feels helpless, but is quick she to respond, said hastily: „Matter is this, one week ago starts, after I sleep each time, would thinking that has a blood red eye to visit me secretly, this feeling is getting more and more intense...... I to think is only because too tired will have the illusion, but until yesterday......” 女人显然也被埼玉忽然间的热情弄的有点不知所措,不过很快她就反应过来,连忙说道:“事情是这样的,从一个星期之前开始,每次我睡觉以后,总会觉得有一双血红色的眼睛在偷偷看我,这种感觉越来越强烈……原本我以为只是因为自己太累了才会产生幻觉,不过直到昨天……” At this point, on the female face shows the look that worries about: „I midnight awaken from the dream, really saw that blood red eye and blood red face on the wall unexpectedly!” 说到这里,女人脸上露出担忧的神色:“我半夜从梦中惊醒,竟然真的在墙壁上看见了那双血红色的眼睛和血红色的面孔！” The expression of Saitama salt fish has not changed, but in the heart wants saying: „, Is the metropolis discusses strangely.” 埼玉咸鱼的表情一点没有变化,只是心中想道:“啊,是都市怪谈呢。” „Since I discover, that blood red face did not vanish again, has stayed on the wall......” “自从我发现之后,那张血红色面孔就再没有消失,一直停留在墙壁上……” The woman delicate body of somewhat shivers slightly, but the expression on face is very strong: „Moreover what is more terrifying, the wall gradually bulge, turned into the shape of face...... that monster...... soon to come out from inside probably!” 女人柔弱的身子微微有些颤抖,但脸上的表情却十分坚强:“而且更加恐怖的是,墙壁渐渐凸起,变成了人脸的形状……那个怪物……好像就快要从里面出来了！” Saitama continues the salt fish is thinking: „Lives in the wall crevice, the life is actually miserable, the fellow should very be also poor......” 埼玉继续咸鱼的想着:“住在墙壁夹缝里,生活其实还蛮惨的,那家伙应该也很贫穷吧……” „Although has related has solved the office of strange event it is said specially, but some online also many people said that fellow is actually the swindler who will only put salt to eliminate the ghost......” “虽然已经联系了据说是专门解决灵异事件的事务所,但是网上也有很多人说那家伙其实是个只会撒盐除鬼的骗子而已……” The women raised the head, looking of seeking help to Saitama: „Although had also come across many disasters before, but is really at a loss regarding the ghost, I understood that through the television the Righteous Treasure dragons have the different superpowers respectively, I think, if you, perhaps has the means to scatter that ghost......” 女人抬起头,求助的望向埼玉:“虽然以前也遇到过许多灾难,但是对于鬼怪实在是束手无策,我通过电视了解到正义龙们各自拥有不同的超能力,我想,如果是您的话,说不定有办法可以驱散那只鬼怪……” „This.” “这样啊。” After Saitama listens, nods: „I understood, leading me to have a look together, although many strange events are just the artificial create alarms, but whether or not the ghost, I think should have solution......” 埼玉听完以后,点点头:“我明白了,带我一起去看看吧,虽然很多灵异事件都只不过是人为的制造恐慌,但不论是不是鬼怪,我想应该也有解决的办法……” „So long as shook the fist to be OK.” “只要挥拳就可以了。” „Graciousness...... probably.” “恩……大概吧。” ...... …… The name of woman is called little stone. 女人的名字叫做小石。 The lived place is not far, approximately walked for ten minutes to arrive. 住的地方也不算远,大约走了十分钟就到了。 The destination is a quite high-level private home, the front door opens wide, inside had the sound to pass on indistinctly. 目的地是一处比较高级的私人住宅,大门敞开,里面隐约有声音传了出来。 „Evil spirit draws back the powder!!!” “恶灵退散！！！” Approximately is such words. 大约是这样的话。 „, That exorcist had come probably......” “啊,那位驱魔人好像已经来了……” little stone brings Saitama to walk in the room. 小石带着埼玉一行走进屋子里面。 Across the corridor, outside some room in two buildings, an appearance funny uncle and woman is defending in the entrance, careful looks around toward the room. 穿过走廊,在二楼的某个房间外,一个长相滑稽的大叔和妇人正守在门口,小心的朝着屋内张望。 „Father, Mom.” “爸爸,妈妈。” little stone shouted they, walked. 小石喊了他们一声,走了过去。 „, Is little stone.” “哦,是小石啊。” The uncle has turned head, seeing little stone also to have Saitama they, sets upright the index finger in the mouth, small sound said: „Spirit imaginary Grandmaster is exorcisming, your low voice point comes, do not disturb him.” 大叔回过头,看见了小石还有埼玉他们,把食指竖在嘴边,小声道:“灵幻大师正在驱魔,你们小声一点过来,不要打扰他。” little stone nods, got to the entrance to look toward inside with Saitama. 小石点点头,和埼玉一起走到了门口朝里面望去。 On the wall the scarlet face is even more clear, a blonde man of wear appropriate suit is grabbing the salt particle to scatter unceasingly toward the ugly face of wall , the mouth read „evil spirit to draw back the powder loudly!!!”, Has the effect on discuss separately, seeming like air/Qi the field to be full actually. 墙壁上猩红的面孔愈发清晰,一个穿着得体西装的金发男人正在不断抓着盐粒朝着墙壁的鬼脸上撒去,嘴里大声念着“恶灵退散！！！”,有没有效果另说,看起来倒是气场十足。 Salting...... 撒盐…… In little stone eyes somewhat is slightly disappointed. 小石的眼中稍稍有些失望。 Really, online said right. 果然,网上说的没错。 Exorcisming master who this says spirit ability, is swindler who will only put salt to exorcism. 这个自称灵能力者的驱魔师,是个只会撒盐驱魔的骗子而已。 The expelling evil spirits spirit also detected imaginary some people came. 正在驱鬼的灵幻也察觉到了有人过来。 The nonchalant glance the little stone disappointed look, spirit imaginary the consciousness is not wonderful behind immediately, if cannot present a result, possibly oneself today on white to come one! 不经意的扫视到了身后小石失望的眼神,灵幻立刻意识不妙,如果再不能出现一点成效,可能自己今天就白来一趟了！ Snort, but is the trivial wall seam ghost, wants to be occupied by my spirit imaginary Grandmaster rarely!? 哼,不过是区区墙缝鬼,也想难得住我灵幻大师！？ I slightly...... 我稍微…… Was earnest! 认真起来了呢！ „Meets to incur! Malicious ghosts!!!” “接招吧！恶鬼！！！” The spirit imaginary look concentrates, does not know that which from pulls out one barrel of scarlet red paint, that wall that less than one minute of time, the ugly face has was spread the scarlet red by him completely! 灵幻眼神一凝,不知从哪就掏出一桶深红色油漆,不到一分钟的功夫,鬼脸存在的那堵墙就全部被他涂成了深红色！ „Snort, what kind of, in this case, even if presents the ugly face unable to detect......” “哼,怎么样,这样的话,就算出现鬼脸也根本察觉不到……” Stood little stone outside room was shocked at that time. 站在屋外的小石当时就惊呆了。 Is this fellow doing!? 这家伙在干嘛！？ „Em?” “恩？” Turned head spirit imaginary, looks at little stone probably frightening by the full wall scarlet red, very indifferent free explanation: „Do not worry, this repair coating is this year's most popular design, gives preferential benefit as the anniversary, beside expelling evil spirits, I did not collect the paint to spend and labor cost in addition......” 灵幻回头,看小石好像被满墙的深红色给吓到了,十分淡然自若的解释道:“别担心,这种装修涂料是今年最流行的款式,作为周年优惠,在驱鬼之外,我就不另收油漆费和人工费了……” This nonsense be swindled except for should no one mental handicap. 这种鬼话除了智障应该没人会上当。 Moreover the words have not said, the ugly face on behind wall turned into the green suddenly! 而且话未说完,后面墙壁上的鬼脸忽然又变成了绿色！ Was then more conspicuous! 这下更加显眼了！ „What!? The good bold ghost, dares to provoke me unexpectedly!” “什么！？好大胆的鬼怪,居然敢挑衅我！” Puts out a hand to pull out spirit imaginary in the future, does not know that which from pulls out one barrel of green paint, the big hand wields, 2-3 gave the ugly face to spread not to have: „That eats my move! The technique of paint fluctuation!!!” 灵幻伸手往后一掏,不知道从哪又掏出一桶绿色油漆,大手一挥,2-3下就又给鬼脸涂没了:“那就吃我这一招吧！油漆变幻之术！！！” This time is quicker, the paint just rubbed, the ugly face turned into the rainbow color! 这次更快,油漆才刚刚刷上,鬼脸又变成了彩虹色！ The spirit fantasized the half of the day. 灵幻想了半天。 Then knocked to the ugly face that broke out together with the hammer and shovel, with carried off in the hand. 然后用锤子和铲子给那一块突起的鬼脸敲了下来,拿在手上带走了。 But has not waited to go out of the door spirit imaginary. 可还没等灵幻走出房门。 The stone material in his hand turned into the fragment, but on the wall, that fierce ugly face even more is only clear, even can see its body almost soon to break through the wall to clash! 他手中的石料就变成了碎片,而墙壁上,那只狰狞的鬼脸愈加清晰,甚至能够看见它的身子几乎快要突破墙壁冲了出来！ „Really is the hard to deal with opponent......” “真是难缠的对手啊……” Spirit imaginary is still without turning a hair, seriously was considering very much must want the means to open to carry off to the entire wall. 灵幻依然面不改色,很认真的考虑着要不要想办法给整面墙都拆下来带走。 However the ghost in wall does not prepare to give this mortal to shame own opportunity obviously again! 不过墙壁里的鬼怪显然已经不准备再给这个凡人羞辱自己的机会了！ „!!!” “嗷！！！” Whooshes, the face is fierce, the body is still flowing the monster of blood to clash from the wall unceasingly! 一声嘶吼,面孔狰狞凶恶,身上还在不断流淌着血液的怪物从墙壁里冲了出来！ In an instant, the entire room seemed frozen! 刹那间,整个屋子仿佛被冻结！ The absolutely terrified chill in the air surges from each individual heart! 毛骨悚然的寒意从每个人心中涌起！ Be at a loss! 束手无策！ „Stupid...... was really stupid, human!” “愚蠢……真是太愚蠢了,人类！” The demon face twists, laughing wildly recklessly: „apply Yanliao, salting...... you think this method, can eliminate our noble demon clans!? I finally broke through two barriers of the world, the armies of quick demon clan will invade this world, at that time you......” 魔物面孔扭曲,肆意的狂笑:“涂颜料、撒盐……你们以为这种手段,就能消灭的了我们高贵的魔族吗！？我终于突破了两个世界的壁垒,很快魔族的大军就会入侵这个世界,那时候你们……” Em? 恩？ The words have not said, demon saw one bald to enter the room suddenly. 话未说完,魔物忽然看见一个秃头走进了屋子。 A face moe dull, seems like a mixed fish. 一脸呆萌,看起来就像是个杂鱼。 However...... 不过…… Why hasn't this fellow received himself air/Qi the influence of field? 为什么这家伙没有受到自己气场的影响？ In the heart of this mortal, a fear and dreads does not exist? 这个凡人的心中,难道连一点害怕和畏惧也不存在的吗？ Saw that bald arrives at the room center, bends the waist to pick up the salt jar that the ground spirit imaginary just used, then grasped salt...... 眼看着那个秃头走到屋子中央,弯腰捡起地上灵幻刚刚使用的盐罐子,然后抓了一把盐…… „Ha, is an idiot!” “哈,又是一个白痴！” Demon felt relieved: „Said the salt is invalid to me, you probably radically unclear...... pū!!!” 魔物放下心来:“都说了盐对我是无效的,你好像根本不明……噗！！！” A fist, head explosion! 一拳,脑袋爆炸！ Saitama grips the fist of salt particle to loosen gradually. 埼玉攥着盐粒的拳头渐渐松开。 „It is not very effective, expels evil spirits anything with the salt......” “不是很有效吗,用盐驱鬼什么的……” Looks that the ground head blasts out, demon of dying with injustice unredressed, outside one group of people deeply swallowed a saliva. 看着地上脑袋炸开,死不瞑目的魔物,外面一群人深深地咽了口唾液。 Although wants to say anything, but considers as finished...... 虽然很想说些什么,不过还是算了吧…… It is not good, cannot bear...... 不行,根本忍不住…… Can eliminate it, with does not need the salt simply not to relate, was you are excessive! Hey! 能消灭它,和用不用盐根本没有关系啊,是你强过头了啊！喂！ Claps, Saitama confirmed very much earnestly after this demon seems like should unable to eat, turns around toward entrance two star dragon one lines to beckon: „Ok, we went home.” 拍拍手,埼玉很认真的确认了一下这只魔物看起来应该不能吃之后,转身朝着门口的二星龙一行招了招手:“好了,我们回家吧。” Two star dragon very dog-legs runs over one to flatter, grovelling greets with a smile to rub hands: „Is relaxed solution as always, Master!” 二星龙十分狗腿的跑过来一顿吹捧,点头哈腰的陪笑搓手:“还是一如既往的轻松解决啊,老爷！” „Un, because must result in walks earlier.” “嗯,因为必须得早点走。” Saitama puts out a hand the cabbage that picked up the entrance just to put down, walked toward the room outside: „Otherwise will unable to catch the public transportation.” 埼玉伸手捡起门口刚刚放下的白菜,朝着屋外走去:“不然会赶不上公交车的。” That bald...... 那个秃头…… "Ah! is the bald dragoon group! ” “啊！是秃头龙骑兵团！” Because usually mostly is Righteous Treasure dragon Men sends out, little stone parents just think that who Saitama is. 因为平时大多是正义龙们出动,小石的父母刚刚才想起来埼玉是谁。 But spirit imaginary also recognized Saitama, looks at that reliable back, is somewhat startled slightly however: „By need will appear...... not for the fame and fortune, but is acting for Righteous Treasure, finally personally saw, this inconceivable man......” 而灵幻也认出了埼玉,看着那个可靠的背影,微微有些怔然:“当被需要时就会出现……不是为了名利,而是为了正义在行动,终于亲眼看见了啊,这个不可思议的男人……” ...... …… „Un......” “嗯……” The front Saitama hears the sound, is crooked the head to think: „Actually is because received the beef and lobster......” 前面埼玉听见声音,歪着脑袋想了想:“其实是因为收了牛肉和龙虾……” The tonight's hot pot is very sumptuous, is really good. 今晚的火锅很丰盛,真是不错啊。