Howeveralthoughseems like the petdinosaur, buthehad saidprobablyheis the funnyartist......
不过虽然看起来很像是宠物恐龙,但他好像说过他是搞笑艺人的吧……Saitamaempty the eyeis looking attwostardragons, somewhatmustgiveit the catgrainhesitant.
埼玉虚着眼睛看着二星龙,有些犹豫要不要把猫粮给它。HoweverSaitamahas not spoken, twostardragonsactuallytrace the belly, the feelingwas somewhat hungry.
不过埼玉没说话,二星龙却摸了摸肚子,感觉有些饿了。Passes throughparallelworldveryexpended energy.
穿越平行世界十分消耗能量。In additionjustwoke upthesetoxic gas of laterwaste, nowitsin the bellyis completely empty.
再加上刚刚醒来之后浪费的那些毒气,现在它的肚子里已经空空如也了。Rubbing hands that twostardragonsgreet with a smilesaidtowardSaitama: „Master...... Ifor sometimehas not eaten the thing, can the precession of equinoxesbetween-meal snackgiveme? Thistime, the latermealsIwill workto make money......”
二星龙陪笑的搓着手朝埼玉道:“老爷……我已经有段时间没有吃东西了,能分点零食给我吗?就这一次,以后的伙食我会去打工赚钱的……”„, Ok.”
“啊,可以啊。”Saitamaverynaturalgaveit the catgrain in hand.
埼玉十分自然的把手中的猫粮递给了它。Twostardragonsreceivedtwoboxes of catgrain, looked atoutsidepacking, discovered that actuallyseems like very upscaleappearance.
二星龙接过两盒猫粮,看了看外面的包装,发现竟然看起来十分高档的样子。Oh!?
唉!?
Is hegoodtomesuddenlyso?
他怎么突然对我这么好?
......
难道说……
Did Iholdthatold lady'sactionto makehimincrease the confidence leveltomea moment ago?
刚才我扶那个老太婆的举动让他对我增加了信任度吗?Haha!
哈哈!Mycamouflageis really flawless!
我的伪装果然天衣无缝!Copes withthisfool, onlyneedsto usesomesmallmethodsto be ablebeing completely muddled that hegivesto deceive!
对付这种笨蛋,只需要使用一些小手段就能把他给骗的晕头转向啊!Twostardragonsgot hold of the smallfist.
二星龙握紧了小拳头。Come on!
加油!Mustcontinuemaintains, cannotlet success go to the head!
要继续保持下去,不能得意忘形!Makeshimcontinueto trust itself, thenbecomesby the tool of oneselfuse!
就这么让他继续信任自己,然后成为被自己利用的工具吧!Withsuchidea, twostardragonsdisassembletopacking of onebox of catgrain.
怀着这样的想法,二星龙给一盒猫粮的包装拆开。Insideextremelyconspicuous„Cat-Food”twoEnglishwordsalmostflashedblindly the dragon eyes of twostardragons.
里面极其显眼的“Cat-Food”两个英文单词差点闪瞎了二星龙的龙眼。„Left...... appears! Ice-coldcatgrain!!!”
“出……出现了!冰冷的猫粮!!!”Twodragon mouthcorners/hornspull out!
二星龙嘴角一抽!Is looking in the handthesetwoboxes of catgrains, the facial expressions on twostardragonfacesimmediatelybecomeverycomplex.
看着手上这两盒猫粮,二星龙脸上的神情当即变得十分复杂。Thisfellow......
这家伙……Regarded itself the pet!?
把自己当成宠物了吗!?
The fatheris solemn the evilEvil Dragon, the evil thoughtincarnation of Creator!
老子可是堂堂邪恶龙,创世主的邪念化身啊!Thisbald...... daresto shame itselfwith the catgrainunexpectedly!
这个秃头……居然敢用猫粮来羞辱自己!Thistent/account, fatherremembered!
这笔帐,老子记下了!
After Igrasped the strength of unmatched in the world, certainfirstkillsyou!
等我掌握了天下无敌的力量之后,一定第一个把你干掉!Butbefore that......
可在那之前……Mustmaintain the hard-wongoodsensitivity......
必须维持来之不易的好感度……Without the means......
没办法……Twostardragonhumiliationsripped opento the box, grasps a catgrainto force in the mouth, then......
二星龙屈辱的给盒子撕开,抓起一把猫粮塞进了嘴里,然后……Wú?
唔?Blinked, feltflavor in a lower jaw.
眨眨眼,感受了一下嘴里的味道。Twostardragonssuddenlydiscovered,meowthebox of catgrainunexpectedly is a little especially delicious!?
二星龙忽然发现,特喵的这盒猫粮居然有点好吃!?
It is not right!
不对!Thiscertainlyis the misconception!
这一定是错觉!Twostardragonsdo not believe in evil doctrinesandstressedoneto throw the mouth.
二星龙不信邪的又抓了一把丢到了嘴里。Finally......
结果……
The mother, thiscatgrainis really fragrant!
妈的,这猫粮真香!Wherebuys? Eatsto know that is the high-qualitygoods! Cannot stop!
从哪里买的?一吃起来就知道是高级货啊!根本停不下来啊!Withextremelycomplexat heart, twostardragonswolf downate a cleannesstotwoboxes of catgrain, thenpicked outpicked the teeth...... wantsto cryobviously, butwhycannot help butatethesetwoboxes of catgrainswas so clean?
怀着极其复杂的心里,二星龙狼吞虎咽的给两盒猫粮吃了个干净,然后剔了剔牙……明明很想哭的,可是为什么不由自主的把这两盒猫粮吃的这么干净呢?
The table manners of twostardragonslooked atsideSaitamadull.
二星龙的吃相把旁边埼玉都看呆了。„Sois really delicious......”
“真的有这么好吃么……”Saitamalooking pensivelooks attwostardragons, in the heartwants saying: „Thatbosssaid, thisfellowseems likereallylikesvery much...... suchlooks like, althoughitis the funnyartist, butshouldbeisin the circus troupe the role of similarseal......”
埼玉若有所思的看着二星龙,心中想道:“那个老板说的真准啊,这家伙看起来真的很喜欢……不过这么看来,它虽然是搞笑艺人,不过应该是属于马戏团里类似海豹的角色吧……”Sees the look of Saitama, twostardragonsknowoneselfleftsuccessfullyenteredonestep!
看见埼玉的眼神,二星龙知道自己离成功又进了一步!Has the effect! Has the effect!
有效果!有效果!Come on, twostardragons!
加油,二星龙!Youcan certainlybecome the evilEvil Dragonleader!
你一定能成为邪恶龙大统领的!Butbefore that......
而在那之前……Desperatedoing goodbaldlookstothis!
拼命的做好事给这个秃头看吧!Turns head, twostardragonsdiscovered that a childplaysin the park, the mouthis holding in the mouth the candy cane, thenthrew the candy wrapperconvenientlyin the lawn.
一回头,二星龙发现一个小孩在公园里玩,嘴里叼着棒棒糖,然后把糖纸随手丢在了草坪上。Twostardragonsrushwithout delay, blockedthatchild, the righteousnessexpression: „little friend! Howyoucando that!? Tumbling the trashisincorrect! Ifwill be seenbyRighteous TreasuretwostarUncle Longnext timeagain, Ihityourfartfart......”
二星龙二话不说就冲了上去,拦住了那个小孩,义正言辞道:“小朋友!你怎么能够这么做呢!?乱丢垃圾是不对的!如果下次再被正义的二星龙叔叔看见,我就打你屁屁……”Herehas not ended, side the misswalks with dog.
这边还没完,旁边又有一个姑娘遛狗过来。
The dogdogdrew a lump of excrementon the lawn, thenfitted out the bystandersuchto leave.
狗狗在草地上拉了一坨米田共,然后就装成没事人那样离开了。Twostardragonthinksdo not wantto rush over, shovelstothatlump of excrementwith the shovel, thenarrives at the front of thatmetropolisbeautiful woman, the board the surfacepassageway: „Extends the hand!”
二星龙想也没想就冲了过去,用铲子给那坨米田共铲起来,然后走到那个都市丽人的面前,板着面孔道:“把手伸出来!”
The misslooked that twostardragonsare much longer, cannotwantto put out a hand.
那姑娘看二星龙长得可怕,没敢多想就伸出了手。Thentwostardragons„”onegavethatlump of excrementto patinherpalm, whole facegas channel/angrily said: „The corpulence that dogdogdrawsmustrememberto carry off, looks at the cleanness that youdress up, the dry/doesmatter is so how dirty!?”
然后二星龙“啪”的一下给那坨米田共拍在了她的手心里,满脸正气道:“狗狗拉的便便要记得带走,看你打扮的干干净净,怎么干的事却那么脏呢!?”
The misslooksowneverywherehandin confusion, mouthoneflat, suppresseshas not been crying aloud.
那姑娘看着自己满目狼藉的手,嘴一扁,强忍着没哭出声。Twostardragonshave not delivered the one breathwith enough time.
二星龙还没来得及送一口气。
The parkriversidewalkslookson the mischievousyoungboy, takes off the pantspreparationto urinatetoward the river.
公园河边又走过来个看起来就调皮捣蛋的小男孩,脱下裤子准备朝着河里撒尿。Twostardragonrushedvigorously, pincheshisDingdingto entrainin the men's roomtohim.
二星龙一个健步冲上去,捏着他的小丁丁给他拽到了男厕所里。
The youngboyfrightenscries aloud, almostdraws on the police.
小男孩吓得哇哇大哭,差点把警察招来。SitsSaitamaonparkbenchlooks attwostardragonoperations, lookedquicklydull.
坐在公园长椅上的埼玉看着二星龙这一通操作,都快看呆了。Thisfellow......
这家伙……
The Righteous Treasurefeelingstrives to excel......正义感好强啊……Hasit, oneselfshouldbe all right to do......
有它在,自己应该没什么事要做了吧……Justpicked500, buysseveralcartoonsto come backto favor......
刚好捡了五百块,去买几本漫画回来看好了……
After greetingtwostardragonsto letithelpedlook at the baggage, the bookstore that Saitamaholdsto be picking the 500Yuan Dynasty was just passing byto walk.
招呼了二星龙让它帮忙看行李后,埼玉揣着捡来的五百元朝着刚刚路过的书店走了过去。Thiswithout a doubtis a progress.
这毫无疑问又是个进步。Althoughin the surfaceSaitamastilldid not treat as the person on one's own sidetwostardragons. Buthas been ableto feel relieved that makesithelplook afterto salute, thishas progressedwithout doubtenormously.
虽然表面上埼玉仍然不把二星龙当作自己人。可是已经能够放心让它帮忙照看行礼,这无疑已经是极大的进步了。Thereforetwostardragonsgo all out.
于是二星龙更加卖力。Obviouslyis the crueldeceitfulevilEvil Dragon, nowrequests itselfin the standard of sagedirectly.
明明是残忍狡诈的邪恶龙,如今直接以圣人的标准来要求自己。Orsaid that as the evil thoughtincarnation of dragongod, hehas the strong point.
要不说身为龙神的邪念化身,他还是有长处的。That is ruthlesstooneselfenough!
那就是对自己够狠!Moreoververycanendure.
而且十分能忍。However this timetwostardragonshave not possibly thought,itsthisendures, enduredfor a lifetime......
不过此时的二星龙可能没有想到,它这一忍,就忍了一辈子……
......
……Enters the bookstore, onbookshelfeverywhereLingjadeis the cartoons.
走进书店,书架上满目玲琅的都是漫画。«Lalei»
《阿拉蕾》«YoungNinjaHaTunisia , Liberia»
《小忍者哈突利》«RidesDragonYoungster»
《骑龙少年》«YoungSupremeParmen»
《小超人帕门》
......
……Saitamalooked at a pricesubconsciously......
埼玉下意识的看了一眼价格……
......
啊……500Yuanonlyenoughbuy a itself......
五百元只够买一本呢……Thatmustresult inchooses a possibilitymost attractivecartoonto be goodcarefully......
那必须得仔细挑选一个可能最好看的漫画才行……Withsuchidea.
怀着这样的想法。Saitamafollows other young people who comes to the shopto buy the cartoonto walktogether, sevencircledeightto circlearrived on the finalbookshelf.
埼玉跟着其他来店里买漫画的年轻人一起走着,七绕八绕来到了最后的书架上。Frontthatyoung peoplelooked at a followingSaitamaveryvigilantly, after the bodytunnels the vision of Saitama, thisquietlytakes a cartoonto arrive at the registerto pay money.
前面那个年轻人十分警惕的看了一眼后面的埼玉,用身子挡住埼玉的视线后,这才悄悄拿着一本漫画走到收银台去付款了。Why does hewantto hide from itself?
他干嘛要躲着自己?Saitamasomewhatcuriouswalks.
埼玉有些好奇的走过去。
The discoveryhasis taken away the gapplace, is a cartoonist„clearcarbon”work.
发现有被拿走缺口的地方,是一位漫画家“清碳”的作品。„Placing the rear is so also popular, it seems like that this wasthisworldpresentpopularcartoon......”
“放在最后面也这么受欢迎么,看来这就是这个世界时下流行的漫画了啊……”Saitamatakes up a itselfconveniently, goes to the registerto pay money.
埼玉随手拿起一本,也去收银台付了钱。Thengoes out of the gate, rips open the pamphlet the packing......
然后走出门,撕开单行本的包装……„Wú? The leadisbald......”
“唔?主角是个秃头呢……”Saitamatakes the cartoon, looked that whilewalkstoward the park......
埼玉拿着漫画,一边看一边朝着公园走去……
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