OPJ :: Volume #2

#167: 1 comic book


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However although seems like the pet dinosaur, but he had said probably he is the funny artist...... 不过虽然看起来很像是宠物恐龙,但他好像说过他是搞笑艺人的吧…… Saitama empty the eye is looking at two star dragons, somewhat must give it the cat grain hesitant. 埼玉虚着眼睛看着二星龙,有些犹豫要不要把猫粮给它。 However Saitama has not spoken, two star dragons actually trace the belly, the feeling was somewhat hungry. 不过埼玉没说话,二星龙却摸了摸肚子,感觉有些饿了。 Passes through parallel world very expended energy. 穿越平行世界十分消耗能量。 In addition just woke up these toxic gas of later waste, now its in the belly is completely empty. 再加上刚刚醒来之后浪费的那些毒气,现在它的肚子里已经空空如也了。 Rubbing hands that two star dragons greet with a smile said toward Saitama: Master...... I for sometime has not eaten the thing, can the precession of equinoxes between-meal snack give me? This time, the later meals I will work to make money......” 二星龙陪笑的搓着手朝埼玉道:“老爷……我已经有段时间没有吃东西了,能分点零食给我吗?就这一次,以后的伙食我会去打工赚钱的……” „, Ok.” “啊,可以啊。” Saitama very natural gave it the cat grain in hand. 埼玉十分自然的把手中的猫粮递给了它。 Two star dragons received two boxes of cat grain, looked at outside packing, discovered that actually seems like very upscale appearance. 二星龙接过两盒猫粮,看了看外面的包装,发现竟然看起来十分高档的样子。 Oh!? 唉!? Is he good to me suddenly so? 他怎么突然对我这么好? ...... 难道说…… Did I hold that old lady's action to make him increase the confidence level to me a moment ago? 刚才我扶那个老太婆的举动让他对我增加了信任度吗? Haha! 哈哈! My camouflage is really flawless! 我的伪装果然天衣无缝! Copes with this fool, only needs to use some small methods to be able being completely muddled that he gives to deceive! 对付这种笨蛋,只需要使用一些小手段就能把他给骗的晕头转向啊! Two star dragons got hold of the small fist. 二星龙握紧了小拳头。 Come on! 加油! Must continue maintains, cannot let success go to the head! 要继续保持下去,不能得意忘形! Makes him continue to trust itself, then becomes by the tool of oneself use! 就这么让他继续信任自己,然后成为被自己利用的工具吧! With such idea, two star dragons disassemble to packing of one box of cat grain. 怀着这样的想法,二星龙给一盒猫粮的包装拆开。 Inside extremely conspicuous Cat-Food two English words almost flashed blindly the dragon eyes of two star dragons. 里面极其显眼的“Cat-Food”两个英文单词差点闪瞎了二星龙的龙眼。 Left...... appears! Ice-cold cat grain!!!” “出……出现了!冰冷的猫粮!!!” Two dragon mouth corners/horns pull out! 二星龙嘴角一抽! Is looking in the hand these two boxes of cat grains, the facial expressions on two star dragon faces immediately become very complex. 看着手上这两盒猫粮,二星龙脸上的神情当即变得十分复杂。 This fellow...... 这家伙…… Regarded itself the pet!? 把自己当成宠物了吗!? The father is solemn the evil Evil Dragon, the evil thought incarnation of Creator! 老子可是堂堂邪恶龙,创世主的邪念化身啊! This bald...... dares to shame itself with the cat grain unexpectedly! 这个秃头……居然敢用猫粮来羞辱自己! This tent/account, father remembered! 这笔帐,老子记下了! After I grasped the strength of unmatched in the world, certain first kills you! 等我掌握了天下无敌的力量之后,一定第一个把你干掉! But before that...... 可在那之前…… Must maintain the hard-won good sensitivity...... 必须维持来之不易的好感度…… Without the means...... 没办法…… Two star dragon humiliations ripped open to the box, grasps a cat grain to force in the mouth, then...... 二星龙屈辱的给盒子撕开,抓起一把猫粮塞进了嘴里,然后…… ? 唔? Blinked, felt flavor in a lower jaw. 眨眨眼,感受了一下嘴里的味道。 Two star dragons suddenly discovered, meow the box of cat grain unexpectedly is a little especially delicious!? 二星龙忽然发现,特喵的这盒猫粮居然有点好吃!? It is not right! 不对! This certainly is the misconception! 这一定是错觉! Two star dragons do not believe in evil doctrines and stressed one to throw the mouth. 二星龙不信邪的又抓了一把丢到了嘴里。 Finally...... 结果…… The mother, this cat grain is really fragrant! 妈的,这猫粮真香! Where buys? Eats to know that is the high-quality goods! Cannot stop! 从哪里买的?一吃起来就知道是高级货啊!根本停不下来啊! With extremely complex at heart, two star dragons wolf down ate a cleanness to two boxes of cat grain, then picked out picked the teeth...... wants to cry obviously, but why cannot help but ate these two boxes of cat grains was so clean? 怀着极其复杂的心里,二星龙狼吞虎咽的给两盒猫粮吃了个干净,然后剔了剔牙……明明很想哭的,可是为什么不由自主的把这两盒猫粮吃的这么干净呢? The table manners of two star dragons looked at side Saitama dull. 二星龙的吃相把旁边埼玉都看呆了。 So is really delicious......” “真的有这么好吃么……” Saitama looking pensive looks at two star dragons, in the heart wants saying: That boss said, this fellow seems like really likes very much...... such looks like, although it is the funny artist, but should be is in the circus troupe the role of similar seal......” 埼玉若有所思的看着二星龙,心中想道:“那个老板说的真准啊,这家伙看起来真的很喜欢……不过这么看来,它虽然是搞笑艺人,不过应该是属于马戏团里类似海豹的角色吧……” Sees the look of Saitama, two star dragons know oneself left successfully entered one step! 看见埼玉的眼神,二星龙知道自己离成功又进了一步! Has the effect! Has the effect! 有效果!有效果! Come on, two star dragons! 加油,二星龙! You can certainly become the evil Evil Dragon leader! 你一定能成为邪恶龙大统领的! But before that...... 而在那之前…… Desperate doing good bald looks to this! 拼命的做好事给这个秃头看吧! Turns head, two star dragons discovered that a child plays in the park, the mouth is holding in the mouth the candy cane, then threw the candy wrapper conveniently in the lawn. 一回头,二星龙发现一个小孩在公园里玩,嘴里叼着棒棒糖,然后把糖纸随手丢在了草坪上。 Two star dragons rush without delay, blocked that child, the righteousness expression: little friend! How you can do that!? Tumbling the trash is incorrect! If will be seen by Righteous Treasure two star Uncle Long next time again, I hit your fart fart......” 二星龙二话不说就冲了上去,拦住了那个小孩,义正言辞道:“小朋友!你怎么能够这么做呢!?乱丢垃圾是不对的!如果下次再被正义的二星龙叔叔看见,我就打你屁屁……” Here has not ended, side the miss walks with dog. 这边还没完,旁边又有一个姑娘遛狗过来。 The dog dog drew a lump of excrement on the lawn, then fitted out the bystander such to leave. 狗狗在草地上拉了一坨米田共,然后就装成没事人那样离开了。 Two star dragon thinks do not want to rush over, shovels to that lump of excrement with the shovel, then arrives at the front of that metropolis beautiful woman, the board the surface passageway: Extends the hand!” 二星龙想也没想就冲了过去,用铲子给那坨米田共铲起来,然后走到那个都市丽人的面前,板着面孔道:“把手伸出来!” The miss looked that two star dragons are much longer, cannot want to put out a hand. 那姑娘看二星龙长得可怕,没敢多想就伸出了手。 Then two star dragons „” one gave that lump of excrement to pat in her palm, whole face gas channel/angrily said: „The corpulence that dog dog draws must remember to carry off, looks at the cleanness that you dress up, the dry/does matter is so how dirty!?” 然后二星龙“啪”的一下给那坨米田共拍在了她的手心里,满脸正气道:“狗狗拉的便便要记得带走,看你打扮的干干净净,怎么干的事却那么脏呢!?” The miss looks own everywhere hand in confusion, mouth one flat, suppresses has not been crying aloud. 那姑娘看着自己满目狼藉的手,嘴一扁,强忍着没哭出声。 Two star dragons have not delivered the one breath with enough time. 二星龙还没来得及送一口气。 The park riverside walks looks on the mischievous young boy, takes off the pants preparation to urinate toward the river. 公园河边又走过来个看起来就调皮捣蛋的小男孩,脱下裤子准备朝着河里撒尿。 Two star dragon rushed vigorously, pinches his Dingding to entrain in the men's room to him. 二星龙一个健步冲上去,捏着他的小丁丁给他拽到了男厕所里。 The young boy frightens cries aloud, almost draws on the police. 小男孩吓得哇哇大哭,差点把警察招来。 Sits Saitama on park bench looks at two star dragon operations, looked quickly dull. 坐在公园长椅上的埼玉看着二星龙这一通操作,都快看呆了。 This fellow...... 这家伙…… The Righteous Treasure feeling strives to excel...... 正义感好强啊…… Has it, oneself should be all right to do...... 有它在,自己应该没什么事要做了吧…… Just picked 500, buys several cartoons to come back to favor...... 刚好捡了五百块,去买几本漫画回来看好了…… After greeting two star dragons to let it helped look at the baggage, the bookstore that Saitama holds to be picking the 500 Yuan Dynasty was just passing by to walk. 招呼了二星龙让它帮忙看行李后,埼玉揣着捡来的五百元朝着刚刚路过的书店走了过去。 This without a doubt is a progress. 这毫无疑问又是个进步。 Although in the surface Saitama still did not treat as the person on one's own side two star dragons. But has been able to feel relieved that makes it help look after to salute, this has progressed without doubt enormously. 虽然表面上埼玉仍然不把二星龙当作自己人。可是已经能够放心让它帮忙照看行礼,这无疑已经是极大的进步了。 Therefore two star dragons go all out. 于是二星龙更加卖力。 Obviously is the cruel deceitful evil Evil Dragon, now requests itself in the standard of sage directly. 明明是残忍狡诈的邪恶龙,如今直接以圣人的标准来要求自己。 Or said that as the evil thought incarnation of dragon god, he has the strong point. 要不说身为龙神的邪念化身,他还是有长处的。 That is ruthless to oneself enough! 那就是对自己够狠! Moreover very can endure. 而且十分能忍。 However this time two star dragons have not possibly thought, its this endures, endured for a lifetime...... 不过此时的二星龙可能没有想到,它这一忍,就忍了一辈子…… ...... …… Enters the bookstore, on bookshelf everywhere Ling jade is the cartoons. 走进书店,书架上满目玲琅的都是漫画。 «Lalei» 《阿拉蕾》 «Young Ninja Ha Tunisia , Liberia» 《小忍者哈突利》 «Rides Dragon Youngster» 《骑龙少年》 «Young Supreme Parmen» 《小超人帕门》 ...... …… Saitama looked at a price subconsciously...... 埼玉下意识的看了一眼价格…… ...... 啊…… 500 Yuan only enough buy a itself...... 五百元只够买一本呢…… That must result in chooses a possibility most attractive cartoon to be good carefully...... 那必须得仔细挑选一个可能最好看的漫画才行…… With such idea. 怀着这样的想法。 Saitama follows other young people who comes to the shop to buy the cartoon to walk together, seven circled eight to circle arrived on the final bookshelf. 埼玉跟着其他来店里买漫画的年轻人一起走着,七绕八绕来到了最后的书架上。 Front that young people looked at a following Saitama very vigilantly, after the body tunnels the vision of Saitama, this quietly takes a cartoon to arrive at the register to pay money. 前面那个年轻人十分警惕的看了一眼后面的埼玉,用身子挡住埼玉的视线后,这才悄悄拿着一本漫画走到收银台去付款了。 Why does he want to hide from itself? 他干嘛要躲着自己? Saitama somewhat curious walks. 埼玉有些好奇的走过去。 The discovery has is taken away the gap place, is a cartoonist clear carbon work. 发现有被拿走缺口的地方,是一位漫画家“清碳”的作品。 Placing the rear is so also popular, it seems like that this was this world present popular cartoon......” “放在最后面也这么受欢迎么,看来这就是这个世界时下流行的漫画了啊……” Saitama takes up a itself conveniently, goes to the register to pay money. 埼玉随手拿起一本,也去收银台付了钱。 Then goes out of the gate, rips open the pamphlet the packing...... 然后走出门,撕开单行本的包装…… ? The lead is bald......” “唔?主角是个秃头呢……” Saitama takes the cartoon, looked that while walks toward the park...... 埼玉拿着漫画,一边看一边朝着公园走去……
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