Has not seen the will of the people dangerous two star dragons almost to plant in a grandma hand. 从没见过人心险恶的二星龙差点栽在了一个老奶奶手里。 Must in the past, this at all not be the issue, its claw can deliver this old thing to go to the western heaven. 要在以往,这根本不是问题,它一爪子就能送这个老东西上西天。 But some Saitama look now, even two star dragons still know again stupidly cannot under his eye hides kills people, therefore among for a short while helpless, no use looks at all around, pitiful likely several hundred tons children. 可现在有埼玉看着,就算二星龙再笨也知道不能在他眼皮子底下杀人,所以一时间手足无措,无助的看着四周,可怜的像个几百吨的孩子。 „Oh......” “唉……” Said is no matter, but really met, must manage. 说是不管,但是真的遇见了,还是得管啊。 Saitama flexure scratched the head, is preparing to come up the help to break through. 埼玉挠了挠头,正准备上去帮忙解围。 But at this moment, two star dragons think probably suddenly what stupid idea, eye one bright, pulls up the Yin leg to give the grandma to fall down, then runs away, runs also explained: „That when my anything has not done!” 可就在这时,二星龙好像突然想到了什么馊主意,眼睛一亮,一个撩阴腿就给老奶奶又绊倒在地,然后撒腿就跑,边跑还边解释:“那就当我什么都没做过吧！” The surrounded people were startled. 围观的人都惊了。 This fellow also really dares to do! 这家伙还真敢干啊！ Some people thought that two star dragons can complete, some people thought that should block it. 有人觉得二星龙做得好,有人觉得该把它拦下来。 But two star dragon that physiques, had an appearance of monster, no one dares to stand on own initiative. 可是二星龙那个块头,又长了一副怪物的模样,谁也没敢主动站出来。 Without may look lively, the crowd also dispersed gradually. 没有热闹可看,人群也就渐渐散了。 Saitama also turns around to leave, thought that funny artist person is actually good, but has followed really to consider as finished in own side. 埼玉也转身离开,心想那个搞笑艺人其实人还不错,不过一直跟在自己身边果然还是算了吧。 Strolls, while looks at the scenery of different world. 一边闲逛,一边看着异世界的风景。 Has the cartoon, to have the hand office, there is mechanical games. 有漫画、有手办,也有游戏机。 Stood in the department store entrance, Saitama puts out a hand to pull out own pocket, thought that although had several in the beforehand world hundred million, but the 10 cents do not have now. 站在百货店门口,埼玉伸手掏了掏自己的口袋,才想起来自己虽然在之前的世界有好几个亿,但是现在一毛钱也没有了。 „Considers as finished......” “算了……” Both hands insert in the pocket, Saitama turned around to leave: „In any case these cartoons probably unattractive......” 双手插在口袋里,埼玉转身离开了:“反正那些漫画大概都不好看……” On the mouth said, actually wants to look at heart. 嘴上这么说,其实心里还是想看的。 Therefore walks, Saitama lowers the head to observe unceasingly, has a look to be rich no one to pick on the ground. 于是一路走,埼玉一路低着头不断观察,看看有没有钱掉在地上没人捡的。 His luck is good. 他的运气不错。 Has not walked two steps, suddenly sees the ground to have a 500 Yuan coin! 没走两步,忽然看见地上有一枚五百元的硬币！ Careful about looked, Saitama walks to go forward, picked to that 500 Yuan coin. 小心的左右看了看,埼玉走上前,给那枚五百元硬币捡了起来。 Empty the eye is looking at the coin in hand. 虚着眼睛看着手中的硬币。 In Saitama heart diligently is convincing itself...... 埼玉心中努力的说服着自己…… 500 Yuan, should not need to give the police authorities...... 只是五百元而已,应该不必交给警局吧…… Just thinking. 正想着。 Suddenly opposite of the street broadcasts the sound that called for help! 忽然马路对面传来呼救的声音！ „Help! Some people rob!!!” “救命啊！有人抢劫！！！” Saitama raised the head fiercely, the whole person has leapt the parapet street like the wind generally directly, fell opposite of the street, a hand blade did to fall face down to that beast person robber! 埼玉猛地抬起头,整个人如同风一般直接跃过了栏杆街道,落在了马路对面,一个手刀给那个兽人抢劫犯干趴下了！ At this time, the corner jumped suddenly a tiger's head odd person, that was the partner of robber, took the submachine gun to hit an ammunition clip toward the Saitama forehead on! 这时,街角忽然蹦出来一个虎头怪人,那是抢劫犯的同伙,拿着冲锋枪就朝着埼玉脑门上打了一梭子！ Rounds of bullet accurate hits. 一发发子弹精准的命中。 If this is the angle of view of game, then the Saitama top of the head should present the following injury demonstration. 如果这是游戏的视角,那么埼玉头顶应该会出现以下伤害显示。 „-0 hp” “-0hp” „-0 hp” “-0hp” „-0 hp” “-0hp” ...... …… What a pity this is the real world, no injury demonstration reminded is actually the invalid attack that tiger's head odd person did. 可惜这是现实世界,没有伤害显示来提醒那个虎头怪人自己做的其实是无效攻击。 Had not seen the Saitama head to blossom, he always thought that has not hit. 一直没看见埼玉脑袋开花,他总觉得是自己没打中。 Thinks strangely. 心想奇怪。 How today does own marksmanship become such rotten? 今天自己的枪法怎么变得这么烂？ But hits is hitting, he suddenly discovered that is not right! 可是打着打着,他忽然发现不对劲了！ That bald unexpectedly from hail of bullets that straight walked! 那个秃头竟然从枪林弹雨中就那么直直的走了过来！ Fired off three magazines, his matter does not have! 打完了三个弹匣,他一点事也没有！ And one round is to even be away from less than one meter distance hits, oneself even can the clear visible bullet the path that separates from him...... 其中有一发甚至是隔着不到一米的距离打的,自己甚至能清晰的看见子弹从他身上弹开的轨迹…… The tiger's head odd person frightened opened the mouth, 虎头怪人吓得张大了嘴巴, At this time, even he was stupid will still know that the bullet with did not have to this fellow point. 这时,就算他再笨也该知道子弹对这个家伙一点用也没有了。 The tiger's head odd person turns around to escape. 虎头怪人转身想要逃跑。 But already without enough time. 可已经来不及了。 In the sack of Saitama put out a grain of peanut to lose toward that fellow from hand gently. 埼玉从手里的包装袋里拿出一粒花生朝着那家伙轻轻丢了过去。 One second, head explosion! 一秒钟,脑袋爆炸！ If this is the game angle of view, then the head of this tiger's head odd person should present the following data to demonstrate: 如果这是游戏视角,那么这只虎头怪人的头上应该会出现如下数据显示: ” -99999999 hp( suddenly/violently to strike!)( Back strikes!)( Broken defense!) ” ”-99999999hp(暴击！)(背击！)(破防御！)” Kann hit the elder brother Breene stone also to be strangely mediocre. 卡恩打哥布林投石怪也不过如此了。 Claps, Saitama turns around, took to the backpack of ground that robber, walked to give back to that still to hit the shop owner of warning telephone in the shop. 拍拍手,埼玉转身回去,给地上那个劫匪的背包拿了起来,走过去还给了那个还在店里打报警电话的店主。 „......” “啊……” Takes the telephone, the shop owner is looking at the backpack that regains, a little cannot believe. 拿着电话,店主看着失而复得的背包,有点不敢相信。 Was the efficiency of police so high? 警察的效率原来这么高吗？ My telephone has not made a connection, have they sentenced to help me come back money grab/rush in advance? 我电话都还没打通,他们就已经预判帮我把钱抢回来了？ This bald...... 这个秃头…… Certainly is the plainclothes! 一定是便衣吧！ „Aiya! Many thanks you, police mister!” “哎呀！多谢你啊,警察先生！” The shop owners are shaking the hand of Saitama warmly, expressed gratitude again and again: „This is in our shop the most precious cat, if were snatched that me to be finished, really does not know how should thank you well......” 店主热情的握着埼玉的手,连连表示感谢:“这是我们店里最名贵的猫,如果被抢了那我可就完蛋了,真不知道该怎么感谢你才好……” Cat? 猫？ Saitama is startled. 埼玉一怔。 Opened the zipper of backpack, inside really furry kitten panic-stricken rolling up in an corner/horn, does not dare to move does not dare to make noise. 拉开了背包的拉链,里面果然有一只毛茸茸的小猫正惊恐的蜷缩在一角,不敢动也不敢出声。 The corners of the mouth somewhat twitch slightly. 嘴角稍稍有些抽搐。 Used the spear/gun, but also thinks that what they snatched was money. 都动枪了,还以为他们抢的是钱呢。 The result is only the cat...... 结果只是猫啊…… Really. 真是的。 A cat can valuable, must go all out...... 一只猫能有多值钱,要不要这么拼命的…… The shop owners hugged to that only young cat cautiously, returned in its small nest, along with tastes: „The bloodline of this little fellow is very precious, approximately the value 5 million Yuan, just really scared to death me......” 店主小心翼翼的给那只幼猫抱了出来,放回了它的小窝里,随口道:“这个小家伙的血统十分名贵,大约价值500万元,刚刚真的吓死我了……” Ha............ 哈……哈…… Even if picks 500 Yuan still to pick every day for 27 years...... 就算每天捡到五百元也要捡二十七年呢…… Saitama hollow laugh two. 埼玉干笑两声。 Just when I have not reached an agreement. 刚刚当我没说好了。 Beckons with the hand, Saitama turned around to leave: „That this, I first walked......” 摆摆手,埼玉转身就要离开了:“那就这样吧,我先走了……” "Ah! please wait a bit! ” “啊！请稍等一下！” The shop owners ran hastily, pulled out one stack of bill stops up from the pocket to Saitama in: „You help, cannot make you suffer a loss, this is I small thanks, hopes that do not reject......” 店主连忙跑了回来,从口袋里掏出一沓钞票塞到了埼玉手里:“你帮了大忙,不能让你吃亏,这是我一点小小的答谢,希望你千万不要拒绝……” „Money does not use, I have.” “钱就不用了,我有。” On the Saitama mouth is saying, in the heart made up one: Although only has 500...... 埼玉嘴上这么说着,心中又补了一句:虽然只有五百块…… „This?” “这样吗？” The shop owners stare, immediately said suddenly: „Originally you are rich people's young masters! That may really be disrespectful...... you helped me, I must express......” at this point, the shop owner who thanked thinks, this rich people definitely had to raise the pet, might as well just buy up the shop in recently, fed specially to the best pet grain ration of that kitty gives to him to be good! 店主一愣,随即恍然道:“原来你是大户人家的少爷啊！那可真是失礼了……不过你帮了我,我一定要表达一下感谢的……”说到这里,店主想了想,这种大户人家肯定有养宠物,不如就把店里最近刚刚买进,专门喂给那只猫咪的最好的宠物口粮送给他好了！ Thinks that does. 想到就去做。 The shop owners bend the waist immediately, put out two big box cat grains to force in Saitama from under cabinet. 店主立刻弯腰,从底下的柜子里拿出了两大盒猫粮塞进了埼玉手里。 „The words that money does not want, this also please must accept!” “钱不要的话,这个还请务必收下！” The shop owners look at Saitama to say very sincerely: „Although is the cat grain, but the pet dog, the pet pig or the pet dinosaur can feed, this young master, the pet of your family/home will certainly like this very much, I guaranteed!” 店主十分诚恳的望着埼玉说道:“虽然是猫粮,不过宠物狗、宠物猪或是宠物恐龙都可以喂,这位少爷,您家的宠物一定会很喜欢这个的,我保证！” „Wú...... that good......” “唔……那好吧……” ...... …… Then, Saitama is holding two boxes of cat grain, sat on the bench of park. 就这样,埼玉抱着两盒猫粮,坐在了公园的长椅上。 Said that feeds to the pet...... 说是喂给宠物…… But I simply have not raised anything...... 可是我根本没有养过什么东西啊…… Saitama is falling into the puzzle. 埼玉正在陷入困扰。 At this time, behind the bench, a green form drilled from the thick patch of grass suddenly. 这时,长椅后面,一个绿色的身影忽然从草丛里钻了出来。 „Master!” “老爷！” Two star dragon lackeys rub hands to ridicule to say toward Saitama equally: „I have just hidden from here, never expected that the master you came, among this it seems like both of us really has very marvelous fate......” 二星龙狗腿子一样朝着埼玉搓手讪笑道:“我刚刚一直躲在这里,没想到老爷您就来了,这样看来我们二人之间果然是有非常奇妙的缘分啊……” Saitama looks at two star dragons, looked down the cat grain in hand. 埼玉看着二星龙,又低头看了看手中的猫粮。 ...... 啊…… Probably can apply...... 8) 好像能派上用场了……八)