Untilthat day, older cousin's wifetakesthisset of underwear, walksfrom the room, myheartbang bangjumps, latertakes a bath, sheis equal toindirectlywithmyorgancontact.
直到那天,堂嫂拿着这套内衣,从房间里走出来,我心砰砰直跳,待会洗完澡,她就等于间接的和我器官接触。Ialsochuckled that without enough time, older cousin's wifethrowsdirectly the underwear, if the instantaneoussurface the coldfrost, „Zhuang Feng, whatyoumadetomyunderwear!?”
我还来不及窃喜呢,堂嫂直接把内衣扔过来,瞬间面若寒霜,“庄风,你对我内衣做了什么!?”
Her asked,Iwas almost scared, the imagemustselectto be the same, butIcanbe thrown into confusion, „sister-in-law, what do you mean? Yourunderwearexposes to the sunin the room, what can Imake?”
她这一问,我差点吓傻了,心像要挑出来一样,但我能乱了阵脚,“嫂子,什么意思啊?你的内衣晒在房里,我能做什么?”„Snort, youtake upto smell.”older cousin's wifedevilssaid,doesmeto have not a goodpremonition.
“哼,你拿起闻闻。”堂嫂凶神恶煞道,搞得我有一种不好的预感。„, HowthisIcanhear,is not good.”Myheadswingsto keep.
“啊,这个我怎么能闻,不行不行。”我脑袋摇个不停。„Askedyouto hearheard, whichso manyidle talk.”older cousin's wiferevealed that arbitraryside, mycleverness, took up the underwear, to be honest, is in front ofher, doesthislong-awaitedmatter, Ihave an indescribablepleasant sensation.
“叫你闻就闻,哪那么多废话。”堂嫂表露出蛮横的一面,我一个机灵,拿起了内衣,说实话,当着她的面,做这种梦寐以求的事,我心里有种不可名状的快感。„Very fragrant, but alsoa littleTidelaundry powderflavor.”Iwantto adjust the atmosphere.
“很香啊,还有点汰渍洗衣粉的味道。”我想调节一下气氛。„Right, except forthis, does not haveotherflavor.”older cousin's wifeis carefully examiningme, just likeBao Qingtian, Irepressedafraid, nods, said.
“对,除了这个,没有别的味道吧。”堂嫂审视着我,如同包青天一样,我按耐住了心虚,点点头,说是啊。„Bastard, thisunderwearisyouwashesis right, do not acknowledge,my ownunderwear, mustadd the aspicsoftenereach time, underwear that thisset, previoustimecannot look , an aspicdoes not havefragrant!”older cousin's wifeisshouts abuseunexpectedly.
“王八蛋,这内衣是你洗的对不对,别不承认,我自己的内衣,每次都要加薰衣草柔顺剂,偏偏这一套,上次找不着的内衣,一点薰衣草香都没有!”堂嫂竟是破口大骂起来。„Sister-in-law, Sister-in-law, is, Ithought that you are very usually busy, wantsto lighten the burdenforyou, givesyou a pleasant surprise, on that daylay, sorry, Sister-in-law.”Iam busyadmitting mistakes, kept silentregarding the beat the meatincident.
“嫂,嫂子,是是,我看你平时挺忙,就想替你减轻负担,给你一个惊喜,那天就撒了个谎,对不起啊,嫂子。”我忙着认错,对于打灰机一事只字不提。„, Then, except forwashing the underwear, youhasn't doneothermattertomyunderwear?” The older cousin's wifecomplexionis more moderate, Inodsubconsciously, show the country dwellersimple and honesthonestsmile.
“哦,这么说来,除了洗内衣,你没对我的内衣做别的事吧?”堂嫂脸色缓和一些,我下意识点头,露出农村人憨厚老实的笑容。„Puts the nonsense, Ithought that youfeign madnessincessantly( Zhuang Feng), moreoversellsstupidly, works as the foolme, yes? The old ladiesare notthree -year-old child, on that dayentered the bathroom, smelledonesharefinetaste, the underweardisappeared, how did youexplain?”older cousin's wifeis burning with anger,
“放狗屁,我看你不止装疯(庄风),而且还卖傻,把我也当傻子,是吧?老娘可不是三岁小孩,那天进卫生间,闻到一股子精味,偏偏内衣又不见了,你怎么解释?”堂嫂怒火中烧,
The air/Qiresults in the whole bodyto tremble.
气得浑身发抖。Mywhole personis dumbfoundedimmediately, felt that the daymustcollapse, originallythinks, doneflawlessness, neglected the smalldetail.
我整个人顿时傻了眼,感觉天都要塌下来了,本来以为,做的天衣无缝,还是忽略了小细节。„Zhuang FengZhuang Feng, thanks to you are the child in rural area, stealswithsister-in-law'sunderpants, doesmatter that typecannot withstanddespicably, then, youalsosteal intomyroomto air-dry the clothessecretly, even if the sister-in-lawjusttook the underwearto come out, stillwithoutseeingyoustops, is your pighead, whatactually thinking?”older cousin's wifepokedmyseveralwith the finger.
“庄风啊庄风,亏你还是个农村的孩子,偷拿嫂子的内裤,做那种卑劣不堪的事,这么说来,你还偷溜进我的房间晒衣服,即使嫂子刚拿着内衣出来,也没见你阻拦,你这个猪脑袋,到底在想什么呢?”堂嫂用手指戳了我几下。Iunexpectedlyamdumbfounded, heartgoodI, howhave madethisabsurdmatterbewilderedly, can only lower the head, listens toherscolding.
我竟是哑口无言,一直心底善良的我,怎么莫名其妙做出这种荒谬的事啊,只能低着头,听她的责骂。„Beforeapproximatelyvisitedthreechapters of matters, violated, looked that Idid not tellyour father.”older cousin's wifetook up the cell phone, is reading the number.
“之前约访三章的事,都违反了,看我不跟你爸说。”堂嫂拿起了手机,翻看着号码。„, older cousin's wife, should not be mymistake, do not tellmy father.”Iworry, plopkneelson the ground, person who Imostfear, is the father, since childhoodpulled outin a big waybyhisleather belt.
“别别别,堂嫂,都是我的错,别告诉我爸。”我一着急,扑通跪在地上,我最怕的人,就是老爸,从小被他皮带抽到大的。„Snort, nowfinallyacknowledges, youlose the face of Zhuang, makingyourolder cousinknow, can not cut off the communicationwithyou, lateryour familyalsomixesrarelyin the village.”On the older cousin's wifeface is completely self-satisfied, whatshesaidis the fact, the father's younger paternal cousinisourthatvillage heads, the villagersrespectshimvery much, oncethismatterpassed on, Ilatercould not go back.
“哼,现在终于承认了,你真是丢老庄家的脸,让你堂哥知道,不得跟你们断绝来往,以后你们家在村里也难得混下去。”堂嫂脸上尽是得意,她说的是事实,堂叔是我们那的村长,村民都很尊重他,一旦这种事传去了,我以后都回不去。„Does not want, older cousin's wife, reallyaskedyou, do not tellmy father, was I am muddledfor a while.”Myeyetearspush, since birth, mostno usemost scaredtime, in the village, evenon the bedwith the widow, is not the disgracedmatter, thiskindsteals the underpantsonly, the tatteredmatter of to rubmanages, cansay,withkilling and torchingsomecompares, fatherthatstraightforwardtemperament, throwsin the riverto feed the fishmenot to dispel anger.
“不要,堂嫂,真的求求你,别告诉我爸,是我一时糊涂。”我眼泪水都挤出来,有生以来,最无助最恐慌的时候,在村里,就算跟寡妇上炕,都不是什么丢人的事,唯独这类偷内裤,撸管的破烂事,可以说,跟杀人放火有的一比,老爸那个耿直脾气,把我扔江里喂鱼都不解恨。„, Deep that actuallyyouhide, how, likes the sister-in-lawvery much?”Sheshoulderedmychin, staresto visitme, thatlooklikeseductress.
“啧啧,你隐藏的倒是深,怎么,是不是很喜欢嫂子啊?”她挑起了我的下巴,直勾勾看着我,那眼神像狐狸精一样。Jokes aside, actuallycannotlight/onlydepend onme, someolder cousin's wifebehaviors, are truly ignominious, shealwaystelephonesbeforesecretly, myearis quite good, dear, thoughtyou, did not hittoolder cousin, afterward, was bumped into the number of timesto be manybyme, shemade the ambiguousphone callsimplyfrankly and uprightly, inthisenvironment, I cannot help but influenced by what one sees and hears.
说真的,其实不能光赖我,堂嫂有些行为,确实不光彩,她以前总是偷偷打电话,我耳朵比较好,一口一个亲爱的,想你了,根本不是给堂哥打的,后来,被我撞见次数多了,她干脆光明正大打暧昧电话,在这种的环境下,我不由得耳濡目染。„No, does not like.”Iassume an air of self approbation, likefrightened person.
“不,不喜欢。”我摇头晃脑,如同惊弓之鸟。„, Alsolies, whyyousteal the underpants, beat the meat, moreoveryouare staring atsister-in-law'schest and legfrequently, do not thinkme unable to feel,also the dreamdoes have been to the sister-in-law?”Shesmiles to be attractive, butat this moment, Ithought that sheis very fearful, likeDaji who eating the persondoes not spit the bone.
“哦,又说谎,那你为什么偷内裤,打飞机呢,而且你经常盯着嫂子的胸部和腿,别以为我感觉不到,是不是还梦到过嫂子?”她笑起来可好看,但这一刻,我觉得她很可怕,就像吃人不吐骨头的妲己。„I, I, sorry, so long asyoudid not tellmy fatherthem, makingmemakeanythingto be good.”Ido not dareto look atolder cousin's wife, becausesheis bending down the body, chestwhite and shinyonepiece, unexpectedlyis the vacuum!
“我,我,对不起,只要你不告诉我爸他们,让我做什么都行。”我不敢去看堂嫂,因为她俯着身子,胸口白花花一片,居然是真空的!Mywaiterdoes not have profound respectvoluntarily, „good, Icankeep secrettemporarily, butyoumusthelp.”older cousin's wifeshowed the smile of working, Ievena littlesuspected,Ifell into a snare.
我的伙计不自觉肃然起敬,“好,我可以暂时保密,但你要帮我一个忙。”堂嫂露出了得逞的笑容,我甚至有点怀疑,自己落入了一个圈套。„Whatbusy?”Iaskeduneasy.
“什么忙?”我忐忑不安问道。older cousin's wifebrings the disposableplasticcup, „a to rubpointcomes out, the sister-in-lawheard that thingcandispel the smallpoxwhitening, youtake a look, on the facetwohotboils, were not recently beautiful.”堂嫂拿来一次性的塑料杯,“撸一点出来,嫂子听说那玩意可以祛痘美白,你瞅瞅,最近脸上起了两个火疖子,都不美了。”„ga.”Myhis motherwas directly silly, what is thisbusy? Now, Ionlywantto sayone, the cityrepertoiredepth, Imustreturn to the rural area.
“噶。”我他妈直接傻了,这是什么忙啊?现在,我只想说一句,城市套路深,我要回农村。older cousin's wifebigpile of cosmetics of were greasy, thinks the originalecology„skin carefluid”, realhis motherwonderful idea.堂嫂一大堆的化妆品用腻了,就想原生态的“护肤液”,真他娘奇思妙想。„older cousin's wife, do not crack a joke, even to use that youcanlook forolder cousin.”Irejectwithout hesitation.
“堂嫂,你别开玩笑了,就算想用那个,你可以找堂哥啊。”我不假思索拒绝。„Looks, yourolder cousinis not a virgin, onlinewrote, only then the virginmakes, canplay the effect, youa bit faster, do not want the ink marks.”older cousin's wifeis somewhat overbearing, urged that Itake off the pants.
“找个屁,你堂哥又不是处男,网上写了,只有处男弄出来的,才能起到效果,你快点,不要墨迹。”堂嫂有几分霸道,催促我脱裤子。„It is not applicable, youcalledonmeunder the mountain of sword the sea of fireto be good, thiswas busy atnot being able to help!”Myattitudeis still firm.
“使不得使不得,你叫我上刀山下火海都行,这个忙帮不了!”我依旧态度坚决。„, Good, Ilook foryour father, weare realistic.”older cousin's wifedialed the telephone of sales store, Iquicklyput out a hand, butolder cousin's wiferespondedquickly, in the futurewill raise.
“哦,好,那我找你爸,咱们实事求是。”堂嫂拨通了小卖部的电话,我急忙伸出手,只不过堂嫂反应很快,往后扬了扬。Icome up empty-handed . Moreover the floor in herroomwas too slippery, staggers, bodyfasttoleans forward, Oh, Ipressedunexpectedlyonolder cousin's wife, a pair of big handdid not hold downvoluntarilyherchest fronttwogroups of softmeat, this first time wasIchest that touched the woman, thatsoft, comfortable, this whole lifecould not forget.
我扑了个空,而且她房里的地板太滑了,一个踉跄,身体飞快向前倾,天哪,我居然压在了堂嫂身上,一双大手不自觉按住她胸前两团软肉,这是我第一次摸女人的胸,那种柔软,舒爽,这辈子都忘不掉。Moreover, suchshort distancelooks atolder cousin's wife, Idiscovered,hereyeis very beautiful, this panicexpression, is ruthlessly easyto arouse the acquisitive instinct of man, Ifelt that breathedpartlyfearedslowly, somespotwas also ready to make trouble.
而且,这么近距离的看堂嫂,我才发现,她的眼睛特别美,她这惊慌失措的表情,狠容易激起男人的占有欲,我感觉呼吸慢了半怕,某个部位也是蠢蠢欲动。Really, suchscene, not the suitableappearancein the dream, I am herbrother-in-law, oncewere seenbyolder cousin, does not obtain the important matter!
真的,这样场面,在梦里也不适合出现啊,我可是她的小叔子,一旦被堂哥看到,不得出大事呀!In the older cousin's wifethroatjumps„uh-huh” a cry of checkperson, except forstartled, seeminglyingredient of moan.
“嗯哼”堂嫂嗓子里蹦出一个勾人的叫声,除了惊慌,貌似还有呻吟的成分。Oh, certainlyismymisconception, whenourdelay, telephonethatsound that spreadsEr Gouzi.
天哪,一定是我的错觉,在我俩呆滞的时候,电话那头传出二狗子的声音。„Digsdepends, is thistelephoneleftAi? The young girls, continue...”
“挖靠,这是电话左爱吗?小妞,继续...”Ihung up the telephonequick of eye and hand, relaxes.
我眼疾手快挂断了电话,才松一口气。older cousin's wifeonthrust asideI, a facebecame angry out of shame, „Zhuang Feng, yourhis motheroccupies the old ladyto be cheap!”堂嫂就用力推开了我,一脸恼羞成怒,“庄风,你他妈占老娘便宜!”„No, no, I...”Although the sister-in-lawis angryalsoattractively, butIdo not dareto look at each otherwithherfrom the start.
“没,没有,我...”虽然嫂子生气也好看,但我压根不敢和她对视。„Added? Is notmustgiveoneinjectionto the old lady, isprofits?!”older cousin's wifeput in order the clothes, thenboth handsforkwaist, Ihave not understoodthissaying.
“还说没有?是不是非要给老娘打一针,才算占便宜?!”堂嫂整了整衣服,然后双手叉腰,我没听懂这话。„Givesoneinjection? Sister-in-law, youhave not fallen ill, whycangive an injection?”Iam confused, becausecomes to the cityshortly, manynewwords, Ido not haveto studywith enough time.
“打一针?嫂子,你又没生病,干嘛要打针?”我一头雾水,因为才来城里不久,很多新鲜词,我没来得及学习。
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