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#110: Wipes out the child, you will regret

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This is my long-awaited martial arts rare book, before master is not willing to teach me, said that what conditions are not ripe, now calls Er Gouzi to take to me, is several meanings, she knows, I did meet troublesome in the city?! 这可是我梦寐以求的武功秘籍呀,之前师傅一直不肯教我,说什么时机不成熟,如今叫二狗子带给我,又是几个意思,难道她知道,我在城里遇到了麻烦？！ Present I lack the ability to do what one would like, but this Eight Mighty Fists, is a being as deep as a well merit law, if can become aware in the essence, seventh child who even if bumps into Hong Xingbang, I can still have strength of the war, received with joy, then well under research. 现在的我可谓力不从心,而这八极拳,是一门高深莫测的功法,如果能悟得个中精髓,即便碰到洪兴帮的老七,我也能有一战之力,喜滋滋地收了起来,回头好好研究下。 „Hey, lunatic, she, although is your older cousin's wife, but should also guard?” Er Gouzi asked me low voice. “喂,疯子,她虽然是你堂嫂,但也该防着点吧？”二狗子小声问我。 „Against anything, person on one's own side.” I said ill-humoredly, can understand that his worry, this kind of thing takes, can stir the controversy absolutely. “防啥呀,自己人。”我没好气说,也能理解他的顾虑,这类东西拿出去,绝对能引起轩然大波。 The sister-in-law turned on the pressure cooker, prepares to come out but actually, I quickly collect, „sister-in-law, I come.” 嫂子打开了高压锅,准备倒出来,我急忙凑过去,“嫂子,我来吧。” She looks the gratitude, smiles, „you are intimate.” 她面露感激,浅浅一笑,“还是你贴心。” „That must.” I was smiling saying that now sister-in-law had the pregnancy, did these matters, many were not convenient, the unignorable risk, older cousin did not defend side her, can only I do for somebody. “那必须的。”我嬉皮笑脸说,如今嫂子有了身孕,做这些事,多少不方便,还有不可忽视的风险,堂哥又不守在她身边,只能我代劳了。 I am carrying basin chicken soup, puts on the table, first to sister-in-law abundant one bowl, „eats slowly, a little hot mouth.” 我端着一盆鸡汤,放到餐桌上,先给嫂子盛了一碗,“吃慢点,有点烫口。” These actions, fell on the Er Gouzi eyeground, his look was slightly strange, „lunatic, I was your base friend, so many years, have not enjoyed such treatment!” 这些举动,落在了二狗子眼底,他的眼神微微古怪,“疯子,我可是你的基友啊,这么多年,都没有享受过这样的待遇！” „Anxious anything, the woman, this is not first giving you to be abundant.” I stared his one eyes. “急个啥呀,女士优先,这不是在给你盛。”我瞪了他一眼。 „Hehe, you eat, I at home, eat the earth chicken soup a lot, right, the lunatic, lent me the cell phone.” Er Gouzi touches the pocket, puts out a wrinkled paper. “嘿嘿,你们吃,我在家,没少吃土鸡汤呢,对了,疯子,把手机借给我。”二狗子摸了摸口袋,拿出一张皱巴巴的纸条。 „Does?” Visits him to be mysterious, is it possible that kept what little yellow net, wants to use my cell phone appreciation. “干嘛？”看他神秘兮兮的,莫非留了什么小黄网,想用我的手机欣赏。 „Previous time has the show hoof, telephones my family, that wave called, but was energetic, Widow Wang of outskirts was less than her cry, my family's telephone could not make a connection, hit to try with your cell phone.” Er Gouzi answered. “上次有个骚蹄子,打电话到我家,那个浪叫哟,可带劲了,村头的王寡妇都不及她的叫声,我家的电话一直打不通,用你手机打试试。”二狗子解释道。 The lying trough, this color dog, crossing was so long, unexpectedly also never forgets, he spread out the paper, impressively is sister-in-law's cell phone number, at this time, a sister-in-law face is strange, previous time she wants to inform my parents, telephones, did not hold down by me carefully the chest, therefore screamed, finally was misunderstood by Er Gouzi, he thinks that was the sexual affection telephone. 卧槽,这个色狗,过了这么久,居然还念念不忘,他摊开了纸条,赫然是嫂子的手机号码,此时,嫂子一脸怪异,上次她想通知我的父母,打电话过去,不小心被我按住了胸部,所以叫出声来,结果被二狗子误会了,他以为是性爱电话。 Has to acknowledge, sister-in-law's cry is overwhelmed with emotion very much, Er Gouzi takes to heart, but also wants to borrow my cell phone, relation lord. 不得不承认,嫂子的叫声很销魂,以至于二狗子耿耿于怀,还想借我的手机,联系号主。 „What, the lunatic, I have investigated on the sly secretly, the ownership place of this number, is cloud city, when I ganged up, together cheerful cheerful.” Er Gouzi said delightedly, he is a bright show, even the sister-in-law in the one side, does not affect his traces of spring to thrive. “咋啦,疯子,我偷偷查过了,这号码的归属地,就是云城,等我勾搭上了,一起乐呵乐呵。”二狗子眉飞色舞说道,他就是个明骚,即便嫂子在一旁,也不影响他的春意勃发。 This telephone may not hit, if he knows is a sister-in-law, that was awkward, I snatched the balled paper, „you were silly, that type of telephone was deceives people, hit the phone bill buckle not to have, your hunger and thirst, then gave you a website, crisp you are unable to extricate oneself.” 这电话可打不得,万一他知道是嫂子,那就尴尬了,我一把抢来了纸团,“你傻呀,那种电话都是骗人的,打过去话费扣没了,你那么饥渴,回头给你个网站,爽的你无法自拔。” „What website?” Er Gouzi is bewildered, he is like me, is the locally born rural kid, is not naturally clear, little yellow net mysterious existence, therefore Er Gouzi has been keeping thinking about the sexual affection telephone. “什么网站？”二狗子一脸茫然,他跟我一样,是个土生土长的农村娃,自然不明白,还有小黄网这种神奇的存在,所以二狗子一直惦记着性爱电话。 When he realizes, after the advantage of little yellow net, after this brain of throwing. 等他体会到,小黄网的好处过后,也就该抛之脑后了。 „Has Europe and US, has Asia, governing elder sister loli widow anything, having everything expected to find, wrapping you are crisp.” In front of pregnant woman although, I am not shy, originally gives me on the sister-in-law, is hands down. “有欧美,有亚洲的,御姐萝莉寡妇啥的,应有尽有,包你爽歪歪。”尽管当着孕妇的面,我也不害羞,本来就嫂子给我的嘛,也算是口口相传。 „Okay good, this was you says.” Er Gouzi exciting in a complete mess, two shine. “好好好,这是你说的。”二狗子兴奋的一塌糊涂,两眼放光。 A he impatient appearance, made that my whole body is not comfortable, did not have the means to eat the chicken soup, I put out the cell phone simply, entered the website, „in this was, did you know the character?” 他一副迫不及待的样子,弄得我浑身不自在,都没办法喝鸡汤了,我索性拿出手机,进了网站,“这里面都是,你认识字吧？” „Yo west yo west, this type thing!” The excitement of Er Gouzi can be imagined, I a little rebuke oneself, this fellow will not wallow the flake, is unable to extricate oneself. “哟西哟西,还有这种好东西啊！”二狗子的激动可想而知,我都有点自责,这家伙不会沉迷小片,无法自拔吧。 Er Gouzi selected one conveniently, „ah, the elegant mie butterfly, the elegant mie butterfly” being revolting to the ear wave called, to reverberate in the room, seemed very ambiguous. 二狗子随手点了一个,“啊呀,雅蠛蝶,雅蠛蝶”一阵不堪入耳的浪叫,回荡在屋子里,显得十分暧昧。 The sister-in-law, is red in the face, my face heavy line, instead Er Gouzi looks with great interest, acts in a completely informal or uninhibited manner completely. 就连嫂子,都不禁面红耳赤,我一脸黑线,反而二狗子看着津津有味,完全是旁若无人。 „Color dog, you make smaller a sound, goes to the room to look, pillow side has the earphone, best put on, do not affect us, otherwise did not look to you.” I pushed him, is very awkward. “色狗,你弄小点声,去房里看,枕头旁边有耳机,最好戴上,别影响我们啊,否则不给你看了。”我推了推他,无比尴尬。 „Good, my goes.” Er Gouzi nodded again and again, steals into my room, the living room only remained me and sister-in-law. “好,我这就去。”二狗子连连点头,溜进了我的房间,客厅只剩我和嫂子了。 „Your this round of small, is really interesting, has not seen woman to result in like 800 years.” The sister-in-law makes an appropriate analogy, I expressed the approval, indeed, in the village was some old ladies, attractive very few, Er Gouzi picked flower underpants, can happy for a long time, like this type of vivid flake, where he can bear, I worried, he can stick to be dirty my bed sheet. “你这发小,真有意思,像八百年没见过女人似得。”嫂子做出一个恰当的比喻,我深表认同,的确,村里都是些老娘们,漂亮的少之又少,二狗子捡一条花内裤,都能高兴好久,像这种绘声绘色的小片,他哪能受得了啊,我都担心,他会不会糊脏我的床单。 „Really lost completely my face.” I scratch the head, half jokingly said. “真是丢光了我的脸。”我挠挠头,半开玩笑说。 Er Gouzi puts on the earphone in any case, but also closes, I think that should take the opportunity to discuss well with the sister-in-law. 反正二狗子戴上耳机,还关了门,我想应该借机跟嫂子好好谈下。 „Last night hadn't older cousin come back?” I spoke thoughtlessly to ask, clamped a chicken leg to give the sister-in-law. “昨晚堂哥没回来吗？”我随口问道,夹了个鸡腿给嫂子。 „Un, no.” “嗯,没有。” „Yeah, older cousin went too far, how before, can not go into one's past, now the debt paid off, you had the pregnancy, many heavy manual labors are undoable, his how sense of responsibility does not have.” This is first time, I am in front of sister-in-law, frank blame older cousin. “哎,堂哥太过分了,之前怎么样,可以既往不咎,现在债务还清了,你有了身孕,很多粗活不能做,他怎么一点责任心都没有啊。”这还是头一次,我当着嫂子的面,直言不讳的责怪堂哥。 Respect of that to elder, sweeps away. 那份对长辈的尊重,也是一扫而空。 „Ok, said also uselessly, he is that person.” The sister-in-law slightly loses obviously. “算了吧,说也没用,他是那种人。”嫂子略显失落。 „Sister-in-law, has words, does not know, when does not work as to say.” I deeply inspire, am ready for any sacrifice. “嫂子,有句话,不知当不当讲。”我深吸了一口气,豁出去了。 „Any words, you said.” The sister-in-law asked me curiously. “什么话,你说。”嫂子好奇问我。 „As a discerning person, I urged you to go the child to hit, the older cousin moral behavior was placed in that counted on that he helped you have the last auspicious day, was almost impossible.” My body cannot help but trembles, this words, it can be said that treason and heresy, but did not regret for the sister-in-law, I can only be unprincipled person a time. “作为一个明眼人,我劝你去把孩子打了,堂哥的人品摆在那,指望他让你过上好日子,几乎是不可能的。”我身子不由得发抖,这种话,可以说是大逆不道,但为了嫂子不后悔,我只能做一次坏人。 The sister-in-law gawked staring, the covering mouth chuckle, „doesn't have you?” 嫂子愣了愣,捂嘴轻笑,“不是还有你吗？” This question, I compelled directly ignorant, what person me did she work as? Although I did not mind that is raising the sister-in-law, is later, I have my family and life, what matter does that become? Even if I agreed, the wife is impossible to comply. 这反问,我直接懵逼了,她把我当什么人了？尽管我不介意养着嫂子,可是以后,我有自己的家庭和生活,那成什么事？就算我同意,媳妇也不可能答应啊。 She felt, I am an escape route, said coarse, is the spare tire?! Hehe, why does not know, I am good the pain, probably was been same by what. 难道,她觉得,我是一条退路,说难听点,就是备胎？！呵呵,不知道为什么,我心里好痛,像是被什么扎了一样。 Really, the brother-in-law does in perfect, was inferior that the first wife husband comes, I really laughable, oneself are eats the radish to worry purely salty pale, good that she crosses, has the yarn to relate with me, now my good intention, raises my worry, instead obtains such reply, perhaps, in the sister-in-law, I throughout is the spare tire, does not know, to my bestowment. 果然,小叔子做的在尽善尽美,都不如原配老公来得实在,我真的可笑,自己纯粹是咸吃萝卜淡操心,她过的好不好,跟我有毛线关系,如今我一片好心,提出来我的担忧,反而得到这样的回答,或许,在嫂子心里,我始终是备胎吧,也不知道,是不是对我的施舍。 Possibly was feels I very low mood, the sister-in-law supplemented grinningly, „this child cannot wipe out, otherwise you affirmed that regretted.” 可能是感受到我十分低落的情绪,嫂子笑嘻嘻补充了一句,“这孩子不能打掉,不然你肯定后悔。”
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