Today, is first day that Wang Quan attended class officially. 今天,是王泉正式上课的第一天。 But is very regrettable, Wang Yuelin was doomed to miss this „the first time”. 但很遗憾,望月凛注定要错过这“第一次”了。 Because has not gone to the school, she suddenly appeared sedan picked. 因为还没到学校,她就被忽然出现的轿车接走了。 What on the vehicle sits is sword pond Ichirou. 车上坐着的是剑池一郎。 He drew Wang Yuelin to go to the public security six class headquarters directly. 他拉着望月凛直接就去了公安六课总部。 Wang Quan has not gone to manage to that side temporarily, he must attend class today. 王泉对那边暂时没去管,他今天得上课。 His class is second. 他的课是第二节。 Prepares a lesson anything's nature not to need. 备课什么的自然不需要。 Wang Yuelin is not happen to, he can also a show Japanese. 正好望月凛不在,他也可以秀一把日语了。 But he will add the crooked kernel voice intentionally and that's the end. 只不过他会故意加点儿歪果仁口音就是了。 Section 2 class time, he stepped on the ting to enter the classroom. 第二节课的时候,他踩着铃声进了教室。 That flash, he observed a very interesting phenomenon. 那一瞬间,他观察到了一个很有趣的现象。 Before the leading tyrant ice Wang Yuelin that yellow Maoxiao female juvenile delinquent seemed to be isolated. 之前带头霸凌望月凛的那个黄毛小太妹似乎被孤立了。 Other students are 3322 crowd together to be just about to turn back the seat. 其他学生都是三三两两凑在一起正要走回座位。 But around that young female juvenile delinquent not to have a single person. 但那个小太妹周围一个人都没有。 Even if everyone passed by her seat time, will deliberately avoid, but her original these personal servants sit distant. 大家哪怕路过她座位的时候,也会刻意避开,而她原本的那些跟班都坐的远远的。 In this process, no one look has stayed in her position. 这个过程中,没有任何人眼神在她的位置停留过。 This regarded the air her completely. 这完全就是把她当成了空气。 But this miss the vision is now empty, obviously already self-closing. 而这姑娘现在目光空洞,明显已经自闭。 Too was really miserable. 真是太惨了。 Wang Quan has not ridiculed her. 王泉并没有嘲笑她。 Un, the sympathy is so little, after all this young female juvenile delinquent very grows is attractive. 嗯,同情有那么一点点,毕竟这小太妹长得还挺漂亮。 But how that can, his roadside see the person who goes begging will also sympathize, will buy for others will not give money that eats. 但那又能怎样呢,他路边看到乞讨的人也会同情,甚至会给人家买点儿吃的不会给钱。 Naturally, if he knows the buddy leg that ahead of time this goes begging is breaks , because steals the person to be broken by the victim, he eats will not give. 当然,如果他提前知道这乞讨的哥们腿之所以是断的,是因为偷人被苦主打断的话,他连吃的都不会给。 Emergency broadcast app: Perfect duplicate/restores carves to pursue the book divine tool old edition to trade source APP ——. 插播一个app:完美复刻追书神器旧版本可换源的APP——。 Now this yellow Maoxiao female juvenile delinquent is this situation. 现在这黄毛小太妹就属于这种情况。 If Wang Yuelin must forgive her, that is also that only long straight black hair matter. 如果望月凛要原谅她,那也是那只黑长直的事情。 Urged the person to by the day be hit to be struck by lightning magnanimously, Wang Quan was not an insulator, he also feared to be struck by lightning. 劝人大度要被天打雷劈,王泉又不是绝缘体,他也怕雷劈。 Therefore, he also disregarded that young female juvenile delinquent, but formally starts to teach. 于是,他也无视了那小太妹,而是正式开始讲课。 After the class leader shouted propaganda at everyone to set out bowed the bow to sit down, combs the long hair combed straight back suit and dress shoes also to wear Wang Quan of gold-rimmed eyeglasses like a true beast in human clothing to start to teach: 在班长喊话大家都起身鞠完躬坐下之后,梳着背头西装革履还戴着金丝眼镜的王泉就像一只真正的衣冠禽兽一样开始讲课: „Everyone has known that my name, our time tight mission is heavy, did not say these empty.” “大家都已经知道我的名字了,咱们时间紧任务重,就不说那些虚的了。” „Textbook gathers, above basic useless, at least front useless, suggested to turn to p. 5 directly starts to study the Pinyin, is similar the Pinyin of Roman sound, can be better through this learning effect.” Wang Quan inserts the pocket to take a fast look around under the appearance reveal curious color students, „today the first class I will not speak these.” “课本都合起来,上面的基本没用,最起码前面的没用,建议直接翻到第五页开始学拼音,就是类似罗马音的拼音,通过这个学习效果能好很多。”王泉一手插兜扫视着下面目露好奇之色的学生们,“不过今天第一课我不会讲那些。” He spread out the textbook to look at the eye, said: „‚Hello’ anything has drawn back the environment, at the same time what our that side meets to ask was ‚’, only limited the acquaintance.” 他摊开课本看了眼,说道:“‘你好’什么的已经退环境了,我们那边一边见面问的是‘是了吗’,仅限熟人。” The words of stranger, no one will shout the beautiful woman, at least most people will not shout. 陌生人的话,也没人会喊美女,最起码大部分人不会这么喊。 The handsome fellows are also the same. 帅哥也一样。 Before Wang Quan, hears that side Guangdong to shout people the handsome young man, but he goes to know, others shouted holds in the mouth the wool. 王泉以前听说过广东那边会喊人靓仔,但他去过才知道,人家都是喊叼毛的。 However this is the step learn/study, today does not need to use. 不过这属于进阶学习,今天不需要用到。 Looks at the following curious faces, Wang Quan felt oneself were also much young. 看着下面一张张好奇的脸,王泉觉得自己也年轻了不少。 His expression is gentle, smiles to ask: „Which schoolmate knows that study the words of foreign language, what first do study quickly?” 他表情平缓,笑问道:“哪位同学知道学外语的话,先学什么最快吗？” Going to the hotel looks „outside teaches” under small elder sister line the teaching to be quickest. 去宾馆找“外教”小姐姐线下教学最快。 However this is not quite harmonious, did not suit to the underage students said. 不过这不太和谐,不适合对未成年学生们说。 Has the student opens the mouth, „is mister, the greetings? hello, ‚mud is howling’ anything is very easy to remember on the energy.” 有个学生开口,“先生,是问候语吧？hello、‘泥嚎’什么的都很容易就能记住。” „Does this schoolmate name?” Wang Quan looks to that person. “这位同学叫什么名字？”王泉看向那人。 A hair very long gloomy male, is long very gracefully, moreover seems somewhat looks familiar, but has not definitely seen. 一个头发挺长的阴沉男,长得挺帅,而且看上去有些面熟,但肯定没见过。 Perhaps the handsome fellow will make one look familiar. 也许帅哥都会让人面熟吧。 Is this boy looks at the makings like the gloomy male, he in the classroom will reply that on own initiative the issue is Wang Quan has not thought. 就是这小子看气质就像个阴沉男,他会在课堂上主动回答问题是王泉没想到的。 It seems like cannot judge people solely on appearance. 看来还是不能以貌取人。 The student smiles is very shy, „white-feathered bird is long-drawn-out, the teacher called me the white-feathered bird.” 那学生笑的很腼腆,“白鸟悠,老师叫我白鸟就可以。” White-feathered bird Wang Quan remembers that yesterday evening legal case without a clue there had the police of police department also to be surnamed the white-feathered bird. 白鸟王泉记得昨天晚上无头案那里有个警视厅的警察也姓白鸟。 Is the relative? 是亲戚？ Looks that truly a little looks familiar. 看着确实有点儿眼熟。 However these do not matter. 不过这些都无所谓。 He is very temperate, „good that very white-feathered bird schoolmate replied, but you spoke incorrectly.” 他十分温和,“白鸟同学回答的很好,不过你说错了。” He turned around to write several characters on the blackboard. 他转身在黑板上写了几个字。 " Red deer " ( baka and eight). 「马鹿」(baka、八嘎)。 „In fact, is easiest the foreign language that makes one remember is the bad language.” “事实上,最容易让人记住的外语是脏话。” For example „west eight” and „shakeit” and „” and „”, Siette and so on word. 比如“西八”、“shakeit”、“”、“法克”、“谢特”之类的词。 In this besides that Russian, other, although may exhaust everyone lifetime to study, but basically knows the meaning. 这里面除了那句俄语之外,其他的虽然可能会用尽大家毕生所学,但基本都知道意思。 Even if not know the meaning, still knows that is the cursing at people words. 就算不知道意思,也知道是骂人的话。 Plays the game, in foreigner study literature quickest is also the bad language. 就连玩儿游戏,老外学中文学的最快的也是脏话。 After all the straightforward bad language has two characteristics generally. 毕竟直白的脏话一般有两个特点。 First, the character is short enough, singlish very easy on the energy to remember. 第一,字够短,朗朗上口很容易就能记住。 Second, injuring is not necessarily high, but insulting is extremely strong. 第二,伤害不一定高,但侮辱性极强。 At least opposite spoke the bad language with your foreigner, when watches the monkey play, thought that foreigner study their language said the bad language is very interesting. 最起码对面拿你这个老外说脏话当看猴戏,觉得一个老外学他们语言说脏话很有意思。 You also scolded him, will not be instead scolded, can be crisp at heart. 你也骂了他,而且不会被反骂,心里也能爽到。 So long as everyone is a clown, some people will not be injured. 只要大家都是小丑,就不会有人受到伤害。 The picture pulls back. 画面拉回。 Under the platform the peaceful atmosphere was broken immediately, among the students transmits a low voice discussion. 讲台下面本来安静的气氛顿时被打破,学生间传来一阵小声议论。 Wang Quan has to stand to maintain the classroom discipline, „ that schoolmate, do not look, is you, wears the eyeglasses also to keep that schoolmate of watermelon head. 王泉不得不站出来维持课堂纪律,“那位同学,别看了,就是你,戴眼镜还留着西瓜头的那位同学。 „What words you usually with the person did quarrel use?” “你平时跟人吵架的时候都用什么话？” That mentioned by name male student somewhat stood helplessly, said cautiously: „The no kind( does your fellow) have ha trousers qi( idiot)?” 那个被点名的男生有些不知所措地站了起来,小心翼翼说道:“哦no类(你这家伙)还有ha裤qi(白痴)？” „Very good, but was too conservative. This is the limitation of Japanese.” Wang Quan serious talking nonsense, „Japanese is a very ambiguous language, every so often we will speak will not add the subject.” “很不错,但还是太保守了。这就是日语的局限性。”王泉一本正经的胡说八道,“日语是一种十分暧昧的语言,很多时候我们说话是不会加主语的。” Possibly is the nationalistic issue, or is fears troublesome as well as „politeness”, possibly fears the load responsibility. 可能是国民性的问题,或者是怕麻烦以及“礼貌”,也可能是怕担责。 In brief in Japanese really has many words that does not have the subject. 总之日语中确实有很多没主语的话。 For example „I like you”, Japanese will say that „suki( liked)” or „dasuki( most liked)”. 比如“我喜欢你”,日语就会说“suki(喜欢)”或者“dasuki(最喜欢了)”。 „Aunt washes railroad” is quite actually direct, but the Japanese vindicated generally will not say is so direct. “阿姨洗铁路”倒是比较直接,不过一般日本人表白的时候不会说的这么直接。 Inundated crazily as the old age day, Wang Quan looked animation time has not seen several people saying that „aunt washed railroad”, he has only heard in the lyrics. 身为老年日漫痴,王泉看动漫的时候都没见过几个人说“阿姨洗铁路”,他只在歌词中听到过。 Most vindicating time, the lines that the role said are above that two ambiguous words and expressions that does not have the subject. 大部分表白的时候,角色说的台词都是上面那两个没主语的暧昧词语。 „Really is beautiful with the tonight's moonlight” is the same. 就跟“今晚月色真美”一样。 You replied that cannot say directly „that hurries to return to the room to open entire”, but must say „however the wind is also very gentle”. 你回答也不能直接说“那赶紧回屋开整呗”,而是要说“然而风也十分温柔”。 Tells the truth, Wang Quan cannot find out this obscene talk. 有一说一,王泉就想不出这种骚话。 Also fucking very literary arts! 还特么挺文艺！ He is the person of action, never vindicated. 他是个行动派,从来不表白。 When vindicating is the victory summary, rather than beginning charge sound. 表白是胜利时的总结,而不是起点的冲锋号。 You vindicated directly, most likely that trades are „enough does not have( to be sorry)”. 你直接跟人表白,那换来的八成是“够没(抱歉)”。 So-called „ten move however resists”, nothing more than such as is. 所谓“十动然拒”,不外如是。 Some Wang Quan this saying many schoolmates also approve. 王泉这话有不少同学也十分认同。 Usually looks at the person is not feeling well, words also such several that curses at people back and forth . Moreover the lethality is not strong. 平时看人不爽,来来回回骂人的话也就那么几句,而且杀伤力也不强。 Either is also the analogy. 要么也就是比喻。 For example „you blah blah like smelly frog”. 比如“你就像臭青蛙一样巴拉巴拉”。 Cannot say directly „NMSL” or „your pp only has three centimeters” as well as „next year today, your grave mound grass surely three meters high” and so on obscene talk? 就不能直接说“NMSL”或者“你丁丁只有三厘米”以及“明年今日,你坟头草必定三米高”之类的骚话吗？ What „fights thou mother” and so on also good. 或者什么“战汝娘亲”之类的也行。 If straightforward, direct „stupid cunt” was enough. 要是直白点儿,直接一句“傻逼”就行。 Wang Quan has felt the Japanese crosses is very depressing, today, he must for these „the flowers of motherland” liberation instinct. 王泉一直觉得日本人过的很压抑,今天,他就要为这些“祖国的花朵”解放天性。 „Bad language is not certainly good, but sometimes for example your was bullied to finish does not dare to hit back does not dare to answer back, runs into the higher grade student to bully the words of person, the back scolded him also to fear that was informed, that can apply.” “脏话当然不好,但有时候比如你被人欺负了却不敢还手也不敢还嘴,遇到高年级学生欺负人的话,背后骂他还怕被人告密,那就能派上用场了。” Serious that Wang Quan said that these foreign language bad languages that „before gave an example were too popular, everyone knew the meaning. Therefore learns Chinese bad language is necessary, even if you scolded face to face, others did not know the meaning.” 王泉说的一本正经,“之前举例的那些外语脏话都太普及了,大家都知道意思。所以学会中文脏话很有必要,你就算当面骂,人家也不知道意思。” His such saying, this group of students truly came the interest. 他这样一说,这群学生确实来了兴趣。 Because this is very realistic issue. 因为这是很现实的问题。 Campus Tyrant Ling in Japan is never the issue, they have made the movie in this aspect with the documentary film. 校园霸凌在日本从来就不是问题,他们自己就拍过这方面的电影跟纪录片。 Nike Japan Branch has done the campus Tyrant Ling advertisement. 就连耐克日本分部都拍过校园霸凌的广告。 However they only dare to protest, but kills does not change. 不过他们只敢抗议,但打死不改。 Like next door Southern Dynasty, various societies was dark we to make the movie to gain the box office of common people, but did not change, everyone was cheerfully cheerful. 就像隔壁南朝一样,各种社会黑暗我们拍电影赚老百姓的票房,但就是不改,大家乐呵乐呵得了。 «Element Yuan» flamboyant! 《素媛》多牛逼啊！ Finally? 结果呢？ Prototype that criminal fucking left prison! 原型那个犯人都特么出狱了！ The female artist of some suicide, died continually must be cranked up the movie entertainment populace. 还有某个自杀的女艺人,连死了都要被人拍成电影娱乐大众。 Wang Quan always has no favorable impression to these two countries. 王泉对这两个国家一向没什么好感。 Wang Yuelin is an exception. 望月凛除外。 long straight black hair JK is a cherub. 黑长直JK就是小天使。 Wang Quan always famous double standard. 王泉一向驰名双标。 Under looks at an eye in pairs hope, he showed a faint smile, turns round to write several Chinese on the blackboard, side also marked the Pinyin while convenient intimately. 看着下面一双双渴望的眼睛,他微微一笑,回身在黑板上写了几个中文,顺便旁边还贴心的标上了拼音。 【Big brother sister-in-law new year's celebration good】. 【大哥大嫂过年好】。 Does not play the stem, but is the simple Chinese they can check. 不是玩儿梗,而是简单的中文他们自己能查到。 For example „hello/you good” and „I love you” anything. 比如“你好”、“我爱你”什么的。 Such was too easy to expose Wang Quan to trick their facts. 那样太容易暴露王泉忽悠他们的事实了。 This good. 还是这句好。 A Wang Quan finger/refers of blackboard, kept a serious look, „ these words were a bad language, moreover facing Chinese time said that the lethality was extremely strong. Although they are angry at heart specially, because everyone is the international friend, therefore also can only smile facing you. 王泉一指黑板,表情严肃,“这句话就是一句脏话,而且面对中国人的时候说出来,杀伤力极强。他们虽然心里特别生气,但因为大家是国际友人,所以也只能微笑面对你。 „Therefore if later meeting lets your uncomfortable Chinese, said that ‚big brother sister-in-law the new year's celebration was good’ to be OK.” “所以以后如果遇到让你不爽的中国人,说‘大哥大嫂过年好’就可以了。” At this time, that gloomy handsome fellow white-feathered bird raised hand to ask long-drawn-out: „Mister, what is the meaning of that these words? Is the degree of if being angry different, the bad language that spoke should also be different?” 这时候,那个阴沉帅哥白鸟悠举手问道:“先生,那这句话的意思是什么呢？如果生气的程度不同,说的脏话也应该不同吧？” „Very good.” Wang Quan most repugnant is this fellow. “很好。”王泉最讨厌的就是这种家伙。 Extrapolates very interesting? 举一反三很有趣吗？ The flickering person is also very tired. 忽悠人也是很累的。 „The thing of Chinese can it be that so inconveniencing!” The Wang Quan expression continues seriously, „, so long as the tone changes was enough, the intonation of Chinese has the four sounds, these words intonation from low to high, is deepening of cursing at people degree.” “中文岂是如此不便之物！”王泉表情继续严肃,“只要语气变化就行,中文的语调有四声,这句话声调从低到高,就是骂人程度的加深。” „Naturally, these words are also quite complex, when facing not Chinese speaker, you can speak these words.” Wang Quan wrote three characters. “当然,这句话也比较复杂,在面对不懂中文的人的时候,你可以说这句话。”王泉又写了三个字。 【Fights thou mother】. 【战汝娘亲】。 Naturally right and wrong harmonious edition. 当然是非和谐的版本。 „Met the home boy annoyed you to be angry to scold does not dare to scold can say these three characters. If the opposite party asked that your anything meaning, you can be said as ‚expensive/noble secure’ meaning.” “遇到本国人惹你生气想骂又不敢骂的时候就可以说这三个字。如果对方问你什么意思,你可以说是‘贵安’的意思。” „Oh” “噢” In the classroom broadcasts a being suddenly enlighted sound, making Wang Quan have the diligent gardener to look , since the wife and children seedling was applied fertilizer, sense of achievement that grows healthy and strong. 课堂上传来一片恍然大悟的声音,让王泉十分有辛勤园丁看着自家小苗被施肥之后茁壮成长的成就感。 Wang Quan thought that giving Wang Yuelin gave the private lesson more interesting. 王泉觉得比给望月凛开小灶有意思多了。 At least this group of high-school students will not ask that sells words that his DNA moves heedlessly 最起码这群高中生不会问出让他DNA乱动的话来 „Achoo! Achoos!” “阿嚏！阿嚏！” The public security six class headquarters, long straight black hair JK rubbed the flood red tip of the nose, said to sword pond Ichirou: „Therefore has anything.” 公安六课总部,黑长直JK揉了揉泛红的鼻头,才对剑池一郎道:“所以到底有什么事。” Sword pond Ichirou expression like Wang Quan serious, „I just reported to work, has a matter to inform you.” 剑池一郎表情就像王泉一样严肃,“我刚汇报完工作回来,有件事想通知你们。” He sighed, caused a picture to throw in the projecting apparatus behind on the theater curtain. 他叹了口气,在身后投影仪中弄出一张照片投在幕布上。 Wang Yuelin looked. 望月凛看了过去。 That is a person lifeform, looks is a man, but also wore a charming suit. 那是一个人型生物,看着是个男人,还穿了一身帅气西装。 But the surroundings were being wrapped by the light black red mist, the blood-color ink dances in the air outside. 但周围被淡淡的黑红雾气包裹着,还有血色水墨在外面飞舞。 In his face by the rich mist and ink gable, cannot see the appearance completely. 在他的脸部更是被浓郁的雾气与水墨包覆,完全看不到长相。 „This strangeness, must accept.” “这只怪异,务必要收容。” The Wang Yuelin expression is a little strange. 望月凛表情有点儿奇怪。 Why this is strange seems like looks familiar? 这只怪异为什么看起来这么眼熟？