MWIH :: Volume #1

#24: Today starts to be the Sir


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Wang Quan looks at front Miss An. 王泉愣愣看着面前的安小姐 And the waist black hair hollowed out the gold/metal wisp of phoenix coronet bunch by apex green jade in the top of the head, the collar heavenly palace locks to protect her thin neck, the red bottom satin embroiders outside of gold/metal mark silk fabrics gown is gold thread magical mirror which reveals the true form, on the revealed careful white arms entangles is deciding the hand silver, next the red trousers red skirt, on the foot is stepping on scarlet embroidered shoes. 及腰青丝被一顶点翠镂空金缕凤冠束在头顶,项圈天宫锁将她细颈护住,红底缎绣金纹绸缎袍子的外面是金丝照妖镜,露出的细细皓腕上缠着定手银,下着红裤红裙,脚上踩着一双大红绣花鞋。 Sees Wang Quan to look, on her porcelain-like clear cheeks, is hoodwinking behind the red silk turban of eyes, visibles faintly in the jet black pupil of no white of the eye to exude in the pupil of blood light to reflect his shadow. 王泉望来,她白瓷样毫无血色的双颊上,蒙着双眼的红绸巾后面,隐约可见毫无眼白的漆黑眸子里泛着血光的瞳仁中倒映着他的影子。 She bows slightly, two placed the waist side to make innumerable blessings: 她微微屈膝,两手放在腰侧做了个万福: Mr. Wang this untalented girl, please advise much 王先生小女子不才,请多多指教” Wang Quan opens mouth, long time has gotten back one's composure, mutters: „Is this...... wedding dress?” 王泉张了张嘴,半晌才回过神,喃喃道:“这是......嫁衣?” Yes Miss An turns circle, likes?” “是呀”安小姐转了个圈,“喜欢吗?” Wang Quan is stroking gently the chin, when does that pull the marriage certificate?” 王泉摩挲着下巴,“那啥时候去扯结婚证?” He can only with install the calm means to cover oneself anxiety. 他只能用强装镇定的办法来掩盖自己的紧张。 Without that type of thing “没有那种东西呢” Wang Quan selected the eyebrow, that wedding ring? Has words not to know that you listen not to have, all being in love aimed at marriage are not play the hooligan. I also very respect these words to come.” 王泉挑了挑眉,“那结婚戒指呢?有句话不知道你们听过没有,一切不以结婚为目的的谈恋爱都是耍流氓。我这人还挺尊重这句话来着。” This is his single so many years to the excuse that oneself find. 这是他单身这么多年给自己找的借口。 Also no “也没有哦” That wedding picture must come one.” “那结婚照总得来一张吧。” Camera does not have “照相机也没有” Wang Quan smiles, beckoning makes her sit down, is all right, I have.” 王泉嘿嘿一笑,招手让她过来坐下,“没事儿,我有。” When about two Miss An sit to him side obedient, he pulls out the cell phone, the furnishing selfie pattern, even lift/move, comes, to smile 待左右两位安小姐听话地坐到他身边,他掏出手机,调成自拍模式,一手平举,“来,笑一笑” Two Miss An look at each other one, as if by prior agreement reaching the first pillow on his shoulder, looks that the direction of lens for mobile phone reveals gentle smiling. 两位安小姐对视一眼,不约而同把臻首枕在他肩上,看着手机镜头的方向露出温柔的笑。 Three! Two! One! Eggplant!” “三!二!一!茄子!” kācha —— 咔嚓—— One male and two female wedding picture comes freshly. 一张一男两女的“结婚照”新鲜出炉。 Wang Quan opens the photo album, sees only about two attractiveness to surpass miss gentle smiling of human upper limit. 王泉打开相册,只见左右两位颜值超出人类上限的姑娘温婉的笑着。 In the miss eye of left wedding dress is the happiness. 左边一身嫁衣的姑娘眼中是幸福。 The right puts on the miss pupil of red qipao to satisfy. 右边穿着红旗袍的姑娘眸中是满足。 The middle man smiles with chrysanthemum, the left hand also compared V, is very uncoordinated with another two girls. 中间的男人笑的跟朵菊花似的,左手还比了个V,跟另外两个姑娘贼不协调。 Closes the camera, Wang Quan continues to hold appreciatively the cell phone. 关上相机,王泉继续把玩着手机。 Two Miss An visit him gently, as if looks insufficiently. 两位安小姐就温柔地看着他,似乎怎么也看不够。 But five minutes, ten minutes, 20 minutes...... he still had been looking at the cell phone. 可过了五分钟,十分钟,二十分钟......他还在看手机。 red qipao Miss An seizes the cell phone to lose in one side, time tight mission is heavy, is Mr. Wang, the present this/should practical and realistic tries to please us a bit faster?” 红旗袍的安小姐一把夺过手机丢在一边,“时间紧任务重,王先生,现在是不是该真抓实干快点儿取悦我们?” Wang Quan ridicules saying: Can give me to select the preparation? Did good and evil and other atmosphere contrast...... oh you to do?” 王泉讪笑道:“总得给我点儿心理准备吧?好歹等气氛烘托起来......哎哟你干嘛?” His words had not said that was worked on the both legs to throw by red qipao Miss An turns in the bed. 他话还没说完就被红旗袍的安小姐抓起双腿撂翻在床。 On her face appears badly bad smiling, you said that can also do?” 她脸上浮现出坏坏的笑,“你说还能干嘛?” Wang Quan sincerely said: Main, I feared that I saved 27 years of firepower both of you unable to withstand, said again my also substance abuse in addition held.” 王泉正色道:“主要吧,我怕我积攒了二十七年的火力你们俩顶不住,再说我还嗑药加持了呢。” Has the red qipao Miss An dimple like the flower, Mr. Wang, you listened to this poem?” 红旗袍的安小姐笑靥如花,“王先生,你听过这句诗吗?” Then she read a poem, gold/metal needle punctures the peach stamen and pistil, does not dare to knit the brows loudly secretly 接着她念了句诗,“金针刺破桃花蕊,不敢高声暗皱眉” Wang Quan opens mouth, look pure and good-hearted and honest, this poem what meaning? I do not have the culture, is not does not understand.” 王泉张了张嘴,眼神纯良且正直,“这诗什么意思?我没文化,不是不懂。” The red qipao Miss An look provocation, then the delicate hands caress downward following own curve. 红旗袍的安小姐眼神挑衅,然后纤手顺着自己的曲线往下抚去。 The Wang Quan look also follows subconsciously the direction action of her hand, then stopped in the knot place. 王泉的眼神也下意识跟着她手的方向行动,然后停在了绳结处。 Then, the knot was pulled open. 接着,绳结被拉开了。 Miss An complexion tuo is red, but the look provocation, „the meaning of that poem is...... our two isn’t human, does not fear needle.” 安小姐脸色陀红,但眼神挑衅,“那句诗的意思是......我们两个不是人,不怕针扎的。” pūchi 噗嗤 Red wedding dress Miss An covers the mouth chuckle. 嫁衣安小姐掩嘴轻笑。 „......” “......” The aunt may endure the uncle unable to endure! 婶婶可忍叔叔也不能忍! Wang Quan only thinks that an anger gushes out from the crown of the head! 王泉只觉一股怒气从天灵盖喷薄而出! He clenches jaws, woman, you are playing with fire!” 他咬牙切齿,“女人,你是在玩火!” The red qipao Miss An delicate eyebrows select, Stop the rubbish, quickly strip me!” 红旗袍的安小姐秀眉微挑,“少废话,快给我脱!” Wang Quan: Snort 王泉:“哼” immediately strips! 脱就脱 He is taking off the clothes, while sets firm resolve at heart secretly. 他一边脱着衣服,一边心里暗自下定决心。 Today! Makes them experience anything to be called the man strong wind! 今天!就让她们见识一下什么叫做男人雄风! ............ ............ After some time, —— 一段时间后—— That what...... can turn off the light?” “那什么......能不能关上灯?” Not turning off the light means I won’t be able to see you “不关上灯我就看不到你了 That...... okay......” 那......好吧......” ............ ............ Also after some time, —— 又一段时间后—— I am not good, lets me first slowly......” “我不行了,让我先缓缓......” Some people make the weak sound. 有人发出鶸的声音。 „The Mr. Wang small needle must rub 王先生小针头要磨断啦” fuck! Again come!” !再来!” ............ ............ Also after some time, —— 又一段时间后—— Slowly! Let me slowly! I beg you!” “缓缓!让我缓缓!秋梨膏!” Not ok yo day also not bright “不行哟天还没亮呢” „It is not! I broke the skin! Bled!” “不是!我破皮了!出血了都!” That is our blood “那是我们的血” „It is not! My needle is not good I! The needle could not withstand! Forgives my life......” “不是!我针不行了我!针顶不住了!饶我一命......” ............ ............ This what gadget?!” “这什么玩意儿?!” Tentacle “触手哟” „......” “......” Oh...... light, hurts......” “唉......轻点,疼......” Good “好的哟” ............ ............ Wang Quan has a dream. 王泉做了个梦。 Stands on behalf of the national team his dream to oneself in the stage of World Cup Finals. 他梦到自己代表国家队站在世界杯决赛的舞台上。 He bumped into the ball! 他碰到了球! He dribbles to break through! 他带球突破! He held the ball! 他把球抱了起来! Referee! Referee?! 裁判!裁判呢?! Some person of handballs do not blow! 有人手球都不吹啊! Cheating call! Cheating call! 黑哨!黑哨! What? Without the referee?! 什么?没有裁判?! He starts to break through! 他开始突破啦! Right! Attacks the right! 右路!进攻右路! He dribbled the bottom line! 他带球到了底线! It is not good! The defense of opposite party is too tenacious! 不行!对方的防守太顽强啦! He starts to shift the attack left wing! 他开始转移进攻左路! What?! Does the left wing defend is stricter? 什么?!左路防守更严密? He does not manage! He starts to break through forcefully! 他不管了!他开始强行突破! Marseilles maneuver! The rainbow is excellent! The good tail is excellent! 马赛回旋!彩虹过人!牛尾巴过人! He broke the defense! 他突破了防守! The goal does not have the fortification before him! 球门在他面前毫无设防! Good! He starts to adjust the angle! 好的!他开始调整角度! Shooting! 射门! The ball enters! 球进啦! On this day! History since new chapter! 这一天!历史进入新的篇章! Returns to the median line, he continues to attack! 回到中线,他继续进攻! The continuous attack is equally turbulent like the wave! 连绵不绝的进攻如同波浪一样汹涌! Also enters! 又进啦! This time is quicker than the previous ball! 这次比上一球还快! 2 : 0! 2:0! 3 : 0! 3:0! 4 : 0! 4:0! Aiya! How the opposite party score a goal! 哎呀!对方怎么扳回一球! The first half ended! The national team by 4 : 1 temporarily is in the lead! 上半场比赛结束!国家队以4:1暂时领先! In the second half we switch fields fight again! 下半场我们易边再战! ? The opposite party just started to come to purposely take certain actions so as to warn others in the second half! 啊?对方下半场刚开始就来了个敲山震虎! From making an error! 自摆乌龙! 4 : 2! 4:2! He got angry! 他发怒了! He starts to attack recklessly! 他开始不顾一切进攻! 5 : 2! 5:2! 6 : 2! 6:2! 7 : 2! 7:2! 8 : 2! 8:2! The competition ended! 比赛结束了! He is not a person is fighting! At this moment! He inherited the glorious tradition of great Bayern Munich as well as Barcelona team! 他不是一个人在战斗!这一刻!他继承了伟大的拜仁慕尼黑以及巴塞罗那队的光荣传统! He put together the last minute! Until the cramp does not give up! 他拼到了最后一刻!直到抽筋也不放弃! Really is a pure man! 真是个纯爷们! Looks on World Cup Finals field 8 : 2 score board, Wang Quan happily smiles. 看着世界杯决赛场上8:2的比分牌,王泉欣慰的笑了。 His result made the historical breakthrough! 他的成绩有了历史性的突破! He felt that own whole person sublimated! 他感觉自己整个人都升华了! ............ ............ The throat itches, wants to drink water. 喉咙发痒,想喝水。 But the whole body is incapable, moreover there is ache after a long-term strenuous exercise. 但全身无力,而且有种长时间剧烈运动后的酸痛。 With kicking, even if World Cup Finals is the same. 就跟踢了世界杯决赛一样。 Wang Quan opens the eyes difficultly. 王泉艰难地睁开双眼。 He noticed that red wedding dress Miss An had received in exchange the black qipao. 他看到红嫁衣安小姐已经换回了黑色旗袍。 She is sitting on the tea table chair reads peacefully. 她正坐在茶几旁的椅子上安静地看书。 Sees Wang Quan to wake up, her facial expression is faint, I have no interest in you, played greasily, according to the agreement, you can go back.” 王泉醒来,她神情淡漠,“我对你已经没兴趣了,玩腻了,按照约定,你可以回去了。” Then, she set out to leave the room. 说罢,她起身离开了屋子。 She has not turned head, moreover did not have the past gentleness. 她没有回头,而且也没了往日的温柔。 Wang Quan was shocked. 王泉愣住了。 This is nothing? 这算啥? Brutally pulls out X?! 拔X无情?! Just devastated to be greasy? 刚摧残完自己就腻了? Is this woman so bad? 这女人怎么这么坏? The hand touches toward the right hand. 手朝右手边摸去。 Miss An of red clothes does not know the trace, as if yesterday evening all were only a dream. 红衣服的安小姐早已不知所踪,似乎昨晚上发生的一切都只是一场梦。 But he wakes up is very affected. 但他醒来还是很感动。 Ding-dong —— 叮咚—— The cell phone made a sound suddenly. 手机忽然响了一声。 He sets out from the wrinkled bed sheet, fishes out the pillow following cell phone to open. 他从皱巴巴的床单上起身,摸出枕头下面的手机打开。 Heaving in sight that blind date APP. 映入眼帘的还是那个相亲APP。 However originally Matches successfully And Matches partner: Demon Bird interface has vanished, what emergying is several other options. 不过原本【匹配成功】以及【匹配对象:罗刹鸟】的界面已经消失,新出现的是另外几个选项。 【blind date finished】 【相亲结束】 Please grade for this blind date, perfect score five stars, the most low score star.】 【请为本次相亲打分,满分五颗星,最低分一颗星。】 Invited choice whether went home 【请选择是否回家】 【The unlocking Demon Bird relevant information, has examined 【已解锁罗刹鸟相关信息,是否查看】 Examination please pay 9.9 【查看请支付九块九 The Wang Quan finger places Goes home: Yes / no The position non-stop stroking gently. 王泉手指放在【回家:是/否】的位置不停摩挲。 In his mind appeared a moment ago the Miss An indifferent facial expression. 他脑海中浮现起刚才安小姐冷漠的神情。 Before the gentleness, as well as for that food that he makes. 还有之前的温柔,以及为他做的那顿饭。 fuck! Finally doesn't this what know?” !结果这不还是什么都不知道吗?” He scolded one, no longer hesitates, under point an option. 他骂了一句,不再犹豫,点下其中一个选项。
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